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-10 1. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Kid dance

Hilarious. You know your life's on the wrong track if you've gained Simon Cowell's approval. Poor little shit. A sad product of our times. :|
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+2 2. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video New olympic sport

sux2bu gets embarrassed about anything to do with sex.
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+10 3. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Real Hustle (The Parking Hustle)

#5. What are you smoking? :O
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0 4. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Perfect Birthday Present

#22. You'll know more about teens than I do, which explains why you feel compelled to project your own inadequacies upon others - Maybe 'you're' the absolute virgin? Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. Oh and thanks for confirming what I'd only heard about Labradors. I'm sure you'll both be very happy.
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+1 5. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Real Hustle (The Parking Hustle)

Rivetting stuff. Tune in next week when the Team con a five year-old girl out of a chocolate bar.
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-3 6. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Perfect Birthday Present

#20. Nailed it? Sorry to shatter your carefully constructed self-image, but I think it's unlikely you've ever nailed anybody, and that's what makes your accusations so amusing. :D

But anyway, I am pleased to hear that you've found your soulmate. That's great news. I hear that Labradors can be so affectionate. LOL.
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-9 7. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video 3 condoms, please ...

I thumbed you up Platonic. Don't concern yourself with the Voutelamberopipi drivel. He's just a self-centred idiot.
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-2 8. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Perfect Birthday Present

Hmmm is that you FatHorse?
Here are some of your words of wisdom: :|

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"You both realize that all your Human being evaluation criterias are based on money? That's kind of sad..."

"you CAN'T get it from vaccination... Vaccines are inactive...."

"you are one sad and cynical person... and maybe a little ignorant too..."

"I really do hope it's a female because I've been watching ladybug porn for years..."

"I'm pretty sure your baby has Parkinson disease!"

"If you don't like documentaries, just don't watch them morons!"

"the only thing that could would be if we took the actors and burned them alive..."

"I MUST be an idiot... Please fuck my mom so I can get a smarter brother as soon as possible...!"

"I tried bumping an alpha-male for money but he beat me to death..."

"when I saw that sexy black dog, I sprayed my pants...!!!"

"Usually I shit on those idiotic self-loving morons..."

"What kind of stupid idiotic bitches even do that? Oh wait that's my daughters..."

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Oh deary me Fathorse. :S I feel sorry for your daughters. And as for you... What about opinionated witless idiots who just don't know when to STFU?

BTW have you figured out what irony is yet? LOL. :D
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-1 9. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Perfect Birthday Present

#13 appears to have problems dealing with people who have strong opinions regarding women. This is probably a result of his insecurity, immaturity and general lack of experience with the opposite sex. It's a well-known fact that young boys, their bodies bursting with hormones, are desperate to jump just about anything that even remotely resembles a female. Maybe he even fancies his own mommy. LOL. :D
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-4 10. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Perfect Birthday Present

#8 No. She is not hot.
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0 11. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Perfect Birthday Present

..... a hot wife like that.

ROFLMFAO. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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-1 12. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Wrestler Fail

A word of advice for you. Know your limitations.
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-8 13. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Drug Commercial

Jon Lajolei clearly believes he's incredibly talented and incredibly funny.
He's neither.
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-1 14. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Wrestler Fail

#16. What's even more sad, is that you do not understand irony.
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0 15. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Wrestler Fail

LOL @ #13. Why stop there?
Tell us how much you earned last year. :D
Tell us how big and expensive your car is. :D
I want to know more about how wonderful and successful you are. :D
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+1 16. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Tech Support - Parents

I don't have any problem with using the term 'noob' (in the right context). I now program (completely self-taught) in numerous computer languages, but at one time I was a noob in all of them. To use the word in a derogatory way though, assuming an air of unassailable elitist authority, really pisses me off. Too frequently the people who display this nauseating (I know more than you - I've been doing this longer than you - I am smart and you are a stupid cretin) attitude, appear to have conveniently forgotten that they too, at one time, were also noobs.

Yes, patience is sadly lacking in many people, and it applies not only to getting their PC to work the way they want it to. In a much broader sense, we live in a 'must have' society where children get the message that it's OK to get everything they want without putting in any effort. Why wait? Why work? Why persevere? Just ask and it shall be given...

Sadly, one of my grandsons is just like this. I love him to bits, but there's no denying that at times he is a bone-idle, irritating little shit. :)
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+1 17. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Tech Support - Parents

#9 makes a very good point. In our society and early education systems, there is far too much emphasis on learning how to do things, instead of more importantly, focusing on learning how to learn to do things.
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+28 18. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Tech Support - Parents

Try hard and remember the VERY FIRST time you used a computer.
You didn't know what to do did you?
Hold that thought, because that's why customers ring Tech Support.
They're no dumber than you are.
The only difference is, you just got there first.
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+34 19. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Amazing fingerboarding commercial

It seems stupid. And it is.
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+15 20. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video How A Quartz Watch Works

I wanted to watch this, but I ran out of time.
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-2 21. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video MotionScan facial capture

Looks like I'm the only one who thinks the realism isn't so... 'real'. :|
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+3 22. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video 7 Billion

#11. I don't like breeding. I just like fucking. :D
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+5 23. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Flying Lanterns In Thailand

I hope they didn't go out before landing on someone's house and setting fire to the fucker.
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-20 24. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Women In Film

Pity it didn't show their tits.
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-9 25. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video A strange invention from Turkey

Intriguing, and utterly useless.
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-1 26. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Bull Poker

It's not a real bull. Just a couple of guys dressed up in a bull suit.
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-1 27. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Shark Expert Attacked During Filming

Odd how we never actually see the shark attack him from the overhead camera viewpoint???
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+1 30. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video HydroBOB

I'd like to see what happens when the rider flips the bike over enough for water to enter the helmet. That would wipe the silly grin off the rider's face. :D
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+48 31. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Arrested 1000 times

1,000 days in prison for.... alcohol intoxication.

God bless America. Land of the free. LOL. :D
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+7 32. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Utah Jazz's Mascot fight with Cleveland's fan

I guess some people will laugh at anything. :|
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+1 33. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Transforming a House Into Firewood

"Explosions of that size don't have flames"

#17. You've obviously never heard of gas explosions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyMbaZ9FVjA
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+4 34. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Indian Chuck Norris

Remember my law? For every shit movie, there are millions of idiots who will pay to watch it.
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-1 35. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video A new paradigm on human evolution

"It's not special to be the only specie on earth that can organize and materialize its thought?"

#26. No, it's not special, anymore than it's special when you roll 2 dice and they come up a double-6. It just happened! Next roll could be any other of 36 combinations. The human race likewise, is here by chance. The next 'roll' could leave ants as the dominant species. That wouldn't make them special either.

If this is too difficult to accept, then just make it easy on yourself and believe that a Creator God made the human race. You'll be happy and sleep easy at night and convince yourself that heaven awaits you after death, when in fact the only thing that awaits you after death, is exactly the same thing that you had before birth. Do you remember that?
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+2 36. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video A new paradigm on human evolution

Human beings are not special in any way. We just happen to be here. And after we're gone, and the human race is totally extinct, then another species will become the dominant one on Earth. Will it be ants, cockroaches, rabbits? No-one knows. But millions of years from now, the planet's population will look very different. Incidentally, God has nothing to do with any of this, because God does not exist.
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+5 37. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Bicycle Wheel Gyroscope

If you don't happen to have a bike wheel handy, try this: pick up an external hard disk drive while it's spinning. Now move it around in your hand and you'll feel it resist your efforts to tilt it over.
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-2 38. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Slowmo Lighter

It looks better speeded up.
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-2 39. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Real Hustle Car Buy Scam

"A good joke always lightens ones' mood...."

Yes #26. Do you know any??? :D
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+1 40. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Match and Flame in Extreme Close Up

Rivetting stuff. I nearly shit myself with excitement.
Hopefully sux2bu will be along shortly to explain how it works.
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-2 41. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Graphic Violence

I wish it was shorter.
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+2 42. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video What's the real purpose of a bus?

Priceless! Love it. LOL. :D
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-4 43. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Real Hustle Car Buy Scam

#14. I'm pleased you've finally realised you are wrong. Oh and thanks for the advice regarding professional help. When I feel the need for professional help of any kind, I will always take it. That makes sense. But as far as inferiority complexes go, please don't worry; I don't have one. Neither do you actually. You simply ARE inferior. :D
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+1 44. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Real Hustle Car Buy Scam

Hey #10. Is your middle name 'Naive'?
First. You'll notice that the house they chose is in a busy neighbourhood, surrounded by lots of other houses. So, finding an empty house, breaking in and quickly pocketing valuables before silently slipping away is one thing, but breaking in, opening up the garage, parking your stolen car in there and hanging around for hours while entertaining prospective car buyers isn't going to get the neighbours interested? LOL.

Second. I think you watch too many cop and robber movies with lame scripts. Fake IDs can be bought from joke shops, but all they'll fool are idiots such as yourself. Car hire companies run very tight checks before letting go of a $12,000 car. If it was rent-a-banger we were talking about, then you'd be able to pick up a smoker for fewer checks and a cash deal, but if you really think you'll get a car like the one shown without a valid credit card to take print off, then you clearly have never actually rented a car.

I hope that's cleared things up for you. If you're still confused, put your concerns in an email and send it to yourself, with the subject line: 'Dear Imbecile'.
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-5 45. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The Real Hustle Car Buy Scam

I agree with #6, except to say that this isn't a great scam. It's just nonsense. An empty house with garage which you just happen to be able to 'borrow'? Who did they borrow it from, and what will that person say when the police come calling? Oh and don't forget about the car, a rental? Where did they rent it from? In my country you need to show id, driving licence and credit card to be able to rent a car. Nice easy trail there for the police to follow when the car isn't returned to the car rental depot. All in all, a real lame video, made to entertain dimwits. Next?
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-9 46. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Homemade Need For Speed Controller

I feel sorry for the poor schmuck.
Filming himself he must obviously think he's pretty smart, but in fact, he's just rather pathetic.
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-7 47. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Warning / Error

#(removed comment), nope, you're correct. It really is lame.
Humour to amuse a two year-old.
Plenty of snotr users will find it hysterically funny then. LOL. :D
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-2 48. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Young Ball Handling Talent

#13, that yawning could be symptomatic of a serious problem. Perhaps you're spending too much time in front of the monitor being a cool admin? And if you think I comment on 'every' video, then perhaps you should take some time out from your important admin duties, to learn how to count.
Get back to me when you've mastered that. >:)
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0 49. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video BMW Bike vs. BMW Bob Stunt

I was on the edge of my seat...
... bored shitless.
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-8 50. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Young Ball Handling Talent

Gee. So he can play with a ball. Awesome. :|
Just imagine the useful things in life he might be able to do if he puts his mind to it. (If he can stop playing with his balls long enough to try).
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-18 51. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Winterwonderland

Crap really.
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-6 52. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video British Hockey Insane Brawl 04/12/2010

Hockey is for girlies.
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0 53. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Rally Crash Compilation 2010

Did anybody died?
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-1 54. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Googles Dark Side

If you're stupid enough to use your real name and provide genuine information about yourself when you open email accounts, sign up for web sites, use Facebook etc, then you definitely should be worried.

I'm not worried.
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-14 55. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The future of Publishing

Punctuation? Fail.
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+11 56. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The McGurk Effect

What the buck?
What the fuck?
What the bark?
What the fark?
Oh, buck this for a fiece of buckin' fit!
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+2 57. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video The woman language translator

I get annoyed with my wife because she always leaves the toilet seat down.
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+5 58. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Explaining Canada to Americans

I've met quite a few Canadians, and what has always amused me is how they always wear a maple leaf badge somewhere on their person. To many people the Canadian and American accent sound the same, and the Canadians are desperate not to be mistaken for an American. Who the fuck would want to be? LOL.
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-2 59. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Weird (but cool) instrument

Interesting device, but wot a pity the guy certainly aint a musician. The sound he's making is just a fuckin' din!
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-11 60. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Red Green Show

Amusing... in a childish kinda way, but notice that after he starts the engine, you see a shot of the wheel turning, a shot of the stump, and a shot of the saw going backwards and forwards, but never are all three components in the frame at the same time, so I confidently declare this to be a FAKE!
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+5 61. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Police control

This video is as lame as a one-legged donkey.
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-13 62. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Red Bull Antarctica Project: Base Jumping vom Ulvetanna

Not bad, but I'd be more impressed by their bravery if they did it without a parachute.
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+16 63. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Amazing Underwater Swimming White Tiger

Censoring a Tiger's cock. Unbelievable.
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+9 64. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Insane crane accident New Zealand

I'm waiting for sux2bu to explain how that happened. :D
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+14 65. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Baby Tiger and Piglet Spooning

Pity this wasn't the extended version. That's when the tiger cub gets peckish and fancies a bacon sandwich, ripping the piglet to shreds and scoffing him completely. Yummy! :)
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+5 66. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Tobasco streaker advert

#13, I imagine that your comment will be understood by everyone who's been exposed to Japanese porn censorship. That leaves out #(removed comment) then. LOL. :D
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0 67. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Time for another car.

The lad obviously isn't very bright. He had sex on the front seat. Next time move both seats forward and take the bitch in the back of the car sonny.
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+21 68. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Tobasco streaker advert

#(removed comment) Do yourself a favour and lighten up.
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+50 69. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Tobasco streaker advert

He seems to have rather blurry cock and balls. Is that what Tabasco does to you?
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-4 70. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Awesome High Speed Compilation

I fell asleep watching this shit.
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-1 71. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Cold and Refreshing

That was as funny as a wet fart on a first date.
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+3 72. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video You need to get off facebook

"fuck the "social" network. There is nothing social about it."

Succinct, to the point and 1000000% fuckin' accurate!
Well said! :)
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+2 73. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Amazing Juggling Finale

He looks like the Fonz.
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+26 74. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video You need to get off facebook

I don't have a facebook account, and I never will.
It's a monstrous waste of time.
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-3 75. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Color changing cop car!

Why do they have those ridiculous moustaches on their chins? Dumb fucks.
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-3 76. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Rugby Answer Interview Fail

"This guy is actually pretty brilliant."

No #13. This guy is actually incredibly dumb.
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+2 77. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Freeboarding In Austria

It would've been really cool to see one of them go 'SPLAT' straight into the front of an oncoming truck. Ah well... maybe next time eh?
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+4 78. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Awesome Ninja Kick In Real MMA Fight

He clipped the other guy with his toes, and the sucker took a dive. Fake and lame. If he's a ninja, so is my granny.
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+2 79. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Quadrotor Ball Juggling

It dropped the ball several times.
Crap.
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+6 80. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Hahn beer commercial

Nice arse. Shame about the beer.
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+4 81. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Some things may drop... too fast

I don't think his balls have dropped yet.
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-2 82. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Skydiver climbs on the wing of a plane

It would be cool if a jet plane just happened to be passing underneath at the moment he jumped. That might have wiped the smile off his face.
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-1 83. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Never shoot a propane tank...

Did anyone died?
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-2 84. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Artist embeds camera in head

#16 Thanks for that lesson. It must be wonderful to be clever.
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+2 85. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video How It's Made - Laser Eye Surgery

@11. You were lucky. I'll stick with my glasses thanks. No surgery. No risk.
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+4 86. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Harrier Extremely Low Flyby

Why repeat it three times? Doesn't the Replay' button work on this vid?
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+19 87. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Artist embeds camera in head

Am I missing something here?
The camera is not connected to his brain in any way, so why go to the trouble and risk of surgically attaching it to his scalp, when he could have just strapped it on the back of his head.
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+14 88. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Ariane Launch, 18:30, 26/11/2010

Hardly rocket science though is it? Oh wait... it is.
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0 89. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Snow Kayak Speed World Record

Obviously a retard.
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+9 90. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video 4D (?) Mapping Projection

It's 2D. Nothing different here. Move along now.
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+2 91. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Portable chair

I could make a fold-up chair out of a piece of A4 paper. It would fit in my pocket, and be just as useless as this one.
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+2 92. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Speeding Camera Lottery

Speed cameras have never been about preventing accidents. They are and always have been simply a money making mechanism, a stealth tax on motorists.
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+4 93. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video CSI School - Fingerprints

The notion that no two people have the same fingerprint is not true. It has never been proven. It is just a theory.
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+3 94. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video 200 beers, please !

All froth and no beer. What a joke. I remember the first time I went to Holland and was served beer like this. I asked the barman to top it up properly and he looked at me as if I'd gone mad. Over-priced and under-measured. LOL.
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+3 95. 876487098 commented 8 years ago on video Graffiti Bar

I suppose it might keep a child (or equivalent) amused for a few minutes.