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-2 1. Aliquantulus commented 4 years ago on video World's Fastest: 270.49 mph Hennessey Venom GT

Anyone know why they didn't go for a real world record and average two tries in different directions? There's a reason for having that requirement. Even a shitty car can go really fast down hill (or in free fall)..
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+1 2. Aliquantulus commented 5 years ago on video Picking Up Girls In A Fat Suit

I call bullshit, and my favorite comedian says it best:

"There are millions of people out there, who we've all unanimously decided; they are light speed ugly, and nobody kisses them on the lips even! No body touches their genitals their entire life! They just wash it and then they die. That's all that happens. And if you're feeling bad for them, you can go find one and fuck them tomorrow. You can just solve the problem right there."
- Louis C.K.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUgQPzq6ifc
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-2 3. Aliquantulus commented 5 years ago on video Cutting a 26,000 lb granite block by hammer and chisel

156,7 Megabyte for a <7 minute clip.. I guess Snotr hasn't changed much since 2007..
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-1 4. Aliquantulus commented 5 years ago on video Music (video) mashup

#25 If you had used a question mark, like you should have if that was a question, I would probably have answered you 3 years ago..
I work in a NOC and make sure that critical infrastructure (Air traffic control systems) works 100% 24/7. Basically, if I don't react to certain alarms, every plane in Norwegian airspace is grounded (and a lot of traffic from Europe to North America would have to divert/return since they fly through my airspace)
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+18 5. Aliquantulus commented 5 years ago on video The Lucky ones

I'm starting to think that Russians doesn't need dashcams because or corruption, I think they need it juse because everyone drives like they don't give a shit what happens to anyone (including themselves)..
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+3 6. Aliquantulus commented 6 years ago on video Tow Truck Accident in Norway

#12 Actually, the driver who didn't get out of the truck had to have multiple surgeries on his fractured (crushed) forearm, and also broke a couple of ribs and his clavical.
Sure, not serious injuries, he'll live, but far away from "not injured at all".
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-3 7. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video What Would You Do?

#23 No one asked you
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+3 8. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video What Would You Do?

#19 If we take your formula and simplify it: p+p/v+v = 2p/2v = p/v
Care to tell us the difference between p plus v and p divided by v?
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+4 9. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Sean Stephenson Dance Party Video

#(removed comment) Would Josh Blue (http://www.snotr.com/video/5352) be as funny if he didn't have Cerebral Palsy?
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+6 10. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Sean Stephenson Dance Party Video

#2 I recommend you check out his YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Seanclinch
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+3 11. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video What Would You Do?

#12 Yes, we see this behaviour in the wild (nature), as #8 pointed out with the Wikipedia links.
You're right that no species where every individual is homosexual, but homosexuality in the wild is actually quite common.
Quote (Wikipedia): "A new review made in 2009 of existing research showed that same-sex behavior is a nearly universal phenomenon in the animal kingdom, common across species." (Source: http://www.physorg.com/news164376975.html)
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+43 12. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video What Would You Do?

It's weird how people who say "No offence, but..." always ends up offending a lot of people..
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+14 13. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video World's Biggest Yacht

Anyone who wonders how a laser shield might prevent a paparazzi has clearly never taken a >30mW laser and pointed it into a camera lens. Only try this if you really want dead/hot pixels on every photo you take in the future..
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+8 14. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Bleachers Collapse

If you don't like a video, just rate it down. That's why we have a RATING system in place.
As of right now, 8,4 out of 10 people like this video. By that we can interpret that it wasn't only our moderators that liked this videos, it was also the users of Snotr.

Here's the guidelines that our moderators use when reviewing videos:
1. Videos should be approved only if they are worth watching (i.e. funny, interesting, or otherwise special).
2. No duplicate videos (reject videos that have been published earlier).
3. No NSFW/porn content.
4. Keep religion / politics / animal cruelty to a minimum, since people are extremely sensitive at these points.
5. No music videos, unless they are very, very special.


This video has a 8,4 out of 10 rating, which means that it's worth watching. Point 1, check.
It's not a duplicate as far as I can see. Point 2, check.
I assume no one in their right mind would call this porn or NSFW. Point 3, check.
Yes, humans are animals, but that doesn't make this video fall into the animal cruelty category, it's not religious, and it's not about politics per se. Point 4, check.
It's not a music video. Point 5, check.

Feel free to use the video rating system.
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+1 15. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Music (video) mashup

#22 Yes, it is
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+18 16. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Music (video) mashup

I have a job where there's a lot of downtime (once you make automated programs doing 95% the dirtywork but keep your job because they need you to be responsible if shit happens).

Know where I found that list? I copied it from the YouTube description where the video was originally uploaded.
It was so hard I almost passed out from all the work..
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0 17. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Music (video) mashup

#11 What if you only have one favourite ingredient? Blending scotch by itself?
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+15 18. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Music (video) mashup

1. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are
2. B.O.B. feat. Bruno Mars - Nothing On You
3. Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
4. Britney Spears - Hit Me, Baby, One More Time
5. Jason Derulo - In My Head
6. Justin Timberlake - My Love
7. Lady Gaga - Just Dance
8. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
9. Ne-Yo - So Sick
10. Michael Jackson - Black Or White
11. Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption
12. Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger
13. Taylor Swift - Fifteen
14. Taylor Swift - Fearless
15. Savage Garden - The Animal Song
16. Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake - Signs
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+8 19. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Music (video) mashup

#3 He choose to upload the mashups via the name Norwegian Recycling. You could call it a group with just one member.

http://www.facebook.com/norwegianrecycling
http://norwegianrecycling.multiply.com/music
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+5 20. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Russian Systema hand to hand fighting masters

I just want the record to show that it wasn't me that changed the description, and that the submitter himself voted up my comment (#14) about changing the description.
Ancient russian spetznas? wtf? :P
I thought the Spetznas was just a term for Russian special forces.. The elite of the elite of the youknow..
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+8 21. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Russian Systema hand to hand fighting masters

I'm actually tempted to changing the description to "This is supposedly a martial art in Russia"
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-5 22. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Bird Imitates Car Alarm

Probably just me, but that sounds to me more like a siren than a car alarm..
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+7 23. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Old Spice Neil Patrick Harris

Anyone else wanna say something negative about NPH being gay? I have nice shiny "Ban user and delete all his comments" button to press if you even try..
You don't mess with NPH.. He's more awesome than you could even imagine..
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+6 24. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Worlds First Double Backflip in a Wheelchair

FYI: He didn't end up in a wheelchair because he broke his back, he has Spina bifida
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+5 25. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video 10 year old girl amazing voice

:warning:
As we've said almost a infinite number of times before. Trolling will get your comments removed and your user banned.
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-3 26. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Sprint - HTC EVO™ 4G Firsts

Not sure whether or not I should remove the #1 comment.. >:)
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0 27. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Raven Attacks RC Plane

Would have been more entertaining if this was a jet RC plane.. Afterburner right in the birds face ftw.. >:)
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+4 28. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Wipeout's Top 10 Moments!

#18 Pretty sure this is the US version only
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+19 29. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Street Bike Stunts ( MUST SEE )

White and nerdy.. >:)
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+6 30. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Balloon through fan

First thing Monday morning I'm so going to raid all the offices at work and try that myself.. 8-)
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-3 31. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Ricky Gervais - The Bible

Though, I'd love to see Karl up there with him.. Seeing how Karl thinks everything that's written in a book equals the truth.. >:)
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+83 32. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Cat catches bat out of the air

Batman is pissing his pants right about now.. >:)
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0 33. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Webdesign clients in real life

Thank God for Scrum! (http://bit.ly/14qzd)
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+7 34. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Machine creates aluminium helmet

#12 You didn't know that metal (even aluminium) can be melted down more than once?
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0 35. Aliquantulus commented 8 years ago on video Pac-Man Illusion!

#13 Take one guess.. (Hint, we ban trolls) :D
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+3 36. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Box of wine + microwave

@patriotaus #7
Please don't generalize like that. Microwave ovens use Dielectric heating to heat up water (and almost all food contains some amount of water). Yes, microwave radiation is a type of electromagnetic radiation, but to say that it's a electromagnet, that's like saying that a cow produces cheese (when a cow in fact just makes milk which then is made into cheese), or like saying that we breath in oxygen when in fact the air around us is only around 20-21% of the air we breathe (and 78% is fucking Nitrogen).
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+7 37. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Crazy Cube Illusion!

TheProfessor has been trolling around here long enough. Ban executed.
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+5 38. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Train vs. Tornado

For people craving more editing. Go watch a Hollywood movie or something.
<bitching> "Oh noes, I willingly saw 8 seconds of video that I didn't like.." </bitching>
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+29 39. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Gillian Cooke

And there wasn't even a warm breeze..
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+13 40. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video The Most Useless Machine Ever

For future complainers (they'll be here soon enough), the description for the source video didn't have build instructions (yet) even thought the video says that the instructions would be included.
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+11 41. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Fun on a snowmobile

There we go.. Lots of comments removed, lots of users banned.. Just the way I like it.. :D
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+31 42. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Smart-ass spelling bee winner

A-W-K-W-A-R-D
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0 43. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Deadlifting 150 kg

#27 He does his job very well.
And you obviously haven't paid attention. This isn't a site where every video submitted is accepted. Only the very best is chosen to be on the front page. Considering the amount of stupid ass videos that are submitted every day it amazes me that our mods to the job they do. It makes the job of an admin so much easier you wouldn't believe.

Snotr isn't YouTube where every piece of shit video is publicly show to everyone on the Internet.
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+4 44. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Speed III

Favorite videos feature has been on the ToDoList for over a year. Bitching won't speed things up.
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+7 45. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Star size comparison

#25
Though, we try hard not to repost videos, but there's 3600+ videos published, and probably five times as many videos that have been rejected, so it's a challenge for our newer mods/admins to know what is published and what is new content.
If you're new to Snotr, I would seriously consider going back in our archive and checking out older videos, a lot of them are still, very, very good videos. If you're lazy you can always visit www.snotr.tv and sit back while it shows all the videos randomly without you having to click anything to watch the next video.
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+11 46. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Star size comparison

To the people insinuating that this video has been posted on Snotr in the past. It's not the same video. Shattap..
Out of 40 votes, all 40 have rated this video UP and not one user has voted it down. If you don't like a video, use the rating system and let mods know what videos you like and dislike. It's a lot more effective than bitching and letting the other users vote down you comment..
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+2 47. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Handjob

:warning: @Jortikkka We're able to see what users votes down every comment in a video-thread, enjoy your ban. :warning:
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+3 48. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video The rear-view motorcycle helmet

:warning: :warning: :warning: :warning: :warning: :warning: :warning: :warning: :warning: :warning: :warning: :warning: :warning: :warning:
I feel like I say this every day.. Stop calling others name when you don't agree with their opinion. It only leads to people knowing that you don't have any valid arguments, and then some mod/admin comes along and removes your comment and bans you from Snotr. Discussion is allowed, but keep it civil, try and win the argument by introducing good arguments, not by calling others moron/idiot/whatever.
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+29 49. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video To Catch More Predators

05:26
"I don't wanna be on the news, dawg.."
"It's little late for that dawg.."
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-5 50. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Saturday Night Live - Tiger Woods

:warning: People, discussion is allowed, but name calling (that's not the way to win an argument) is not accepted on Snotr and there will be consequences if you don't play by the rules. Comments in question are now removed and the users has gotten a time out to cool down.
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+4 51. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Saturday Night Live - Tiger Woods

#3 It's Blake Lively (she was hosting this episode of Saturday Night Live)
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0 52. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Heck of a Genius

#15 My comment we're related to comments made by more than one person. And all of them were sexual slurs.
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+1 53. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Heck of a Genius

:warning:
Please don't make me say this again. Calling someone names will get your comment removed (and you'll get banned if it's bad enough) no matter if you're correct in the accusation.
:warning:
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+5 54. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Where's Rob?

#12 Norbagg in the house.. :D
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+7 55. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Rammstein VS Cookie Monster

#4 God isn't running Snotr.com :D
Though, I have to agree, this video isn't that special, funny or interesting. But right now it seems that 7.5 out of 10 people actually like this video, so I'm not removing it anytime soon..
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+2 56. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Casey Stoner

#(removed comment) Also kinda miffed about the whole video.. I mean, even the guy racing right after this Mr. Stoner did the same thing, so what makes Casey so special?
Yes yes, I know it takes skill, but I didn't see any more skill in Casey Stoner than I've seen in every other professional racer..
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+2 57. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Emo Vampire Song

I love how he says "oceans of time".. And the baseball cap! XD
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+9 58. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Inside the space station

#4 The International Space Station is actually close enough to Earth that they have what's called microgravity.
But they still lose an average of more than 1% bone mass per month spent in space, due to Spaceflight Osteophenia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceflight_osteopenia)
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+5 59. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Brainiac Firework Racing

#6 The first Mythbusters episode aired January 23, 2003.
Brainiac: Science Abuse aired the first time on November 13, 2003.

Stop embarrasing yourself..
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+2 60. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Bike vs Car

I actually agree with #13. Yes people, I know this might be shocking to a lot of you, but us mods and admins are allowed to have our own opininion, it's some stupid thing called free (not as in free beer) speech or something..

Why I agree with #13?
He (the driver of the bike) could easily have avoided the crash if he had:
1. Paid attention (d'uh)
and/or
2. Didn't drive so fast that this was inevitable

Maybe it's just me, but where I'm from we're actually not allowed to drive at all before we pass a shitload of written and practical tests were we have to prove that we know that we BY LAW are responsible. Yes, we actually have a law that clearly says that "you should be prepared for every consievable situation and adjust speed accordingly, otherwise you're to blame, NO MATTER IF YOUR HIT BY A EFFIN' METEORITE".

Yes, the driver of the car could have changed lanes earlier (or gotten into the bus pocket quicker), but that doesn't take the responsibility away from the bike driver. The bike driver simply should have known that the car MIGHT change lanes and adjusted his speed accordingly to avoid a possible collision.
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+7 61. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Tornado

:warning:
Just letting you guys know, if you only comment one word and that word is "fake" your comment will be removed and I will ban you. Yes I will, cause that shit is considered to be SPAM. Same goes if the word "first" appears in a the first comment on a video. Play nice or don't play at all children.
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+14 62. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Conan O'Brian on the Bugatti owner/driver

#2 Omg, you must be a leet h4x0r to have been able to write a comment on a video that hasn't been posted yet. :D
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+2 63. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Dog Loses It

#(removed comment) You forget the Norwegian special forces (FJK/HJK) you guys love so much.. You know, the guys who does things that the S.A.S. calls suicide missions. Like parachute landings on helicopter landing-pads related to oil platforms? (Source: http://bit.ly/Q4Olm ) :P
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+3 64. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Modern Warfare 2 - The Knife Throw..

Modern Warfare 2 gives you a perk/diploma/whatever no matter what you do, but this unbelievable knife throw didn't give him anything?
For gods sake, if you kill someone with a holographic scope that's more than 50m away from you, you get a "Long distanse diploma/whatever"..
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+14 65. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Dog Loses It

:warning: Play nice, or face the consequences. :warning:
I don't care what your cause is, what side your on, or whatever. If you can't argue your cause without calling others names you will be banned and your comment removed.
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+5 66. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video 4 Year-Old Hip Hop Dancer

Sorry for the wait. xyqiew's comment is removed and he's banned from this place. Should he make a new user with another mail addres AND get himself a new IP, send me a mail at aliquantulus[at]gmail[dot]com asap and I'll take care of it.
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+1 67. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Time Warp - Hummingbird

#1
"The Giant Hummingbird's wings beat at 8–10 beats per second, the wings of medium-sized hummingbirds beat about 20–25 beats per second and the smallest can reach 100 beats per second during courtship displays." :D
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+1 68. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Hummingbird Helmet

#3 I was just agreeing with him. >:)
There's (obviously) no point in buying this helmet if you're going to wear it on the North Pole (unless the helmet comes with a Hummingbird)
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+20 69. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Hummingbird Helmet

#1 No shit Sherlock.. Did you figure that one out on your own?
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+30 70. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Drop of water

Gotta love TimeWarp.. :D
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+3 71. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Balloon space flight

If a balloon pops in (inner) space, and no one is there to hear it pop, does it make a sound?
Indeed it does! :D
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+8 72. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video CSI - Best Intro

The episode was called "Family Affair" and aired last night.
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+3 73. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video I catch Torii Hunter's batting practice home run

As I've said before. If your comment is the first one, you better not include any version of the word "first", because that will get the comment removed, and if you keep it up we will even ban your user and you public IP address.
Why? "FIRST!" comments in all forms are considered to be SPAM. And we simply do not tolerate SPAM.
Play nice. Or face the consequences. :)
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+22 74. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Kid Teaches Shirtless Bully a Lesson

#(removed comment) You don't think self defense is worth promoting?
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+11 75. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Kanye West - Famous douchebag

1. Yes, there are plenty of videos being submitted every day, but most are either already published on Snotr, or our Mods just don't think they are worth posting (I can't stress this enough, we do not post videos of your dog, unless your dog is doing something that is interesting to others). We also get a ton of spam (often not even videos, but link to cheap viagra and shit like that) which we have to discard and block their IP.

2. Don't think to highly of yourself because you have submitted 1-10 videos. Snotr depends on a stream of videos, if you only post one and feel you've done your part, well, then you're stupid. We don't demand that our users submit videos, but if you submit one video and think you're someone/something, you are wrong. And if you submit a video which doesn't get approved, of course it's our fault, we're the one to blame when you submit a video which doesn't meet standards.

3. The Mods and most of the Admins do this for free, and we actually have other shit to do sometimes, I even tried quitting (this is the first vid I've processed in 2-3 months), but they wouldn't let me, because they are desperate for people to keep THEIR business flowing. They make money of ads, I get a nice pink comment field for what I do here.

4. If you need more videos, how about checking out Snotr.tv, where you have a constant stream of almost 3000 videos.

Until next time, keep bitching, that always helps.

OR, if you actually want to help (and are able of finding good videos and submitting them on a regular basis) you can send an e-mail to staff@snotr.com. If you have submitted 1-2 videos per week for a month I'm sure they'll let you be a Mod.
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-1 76. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Cop sends innocent guy into a coma

Name calling and use of racial slures will get your comment removed and if you keep doing it you're account will be banned along with you IP-address.

You're allowed to discuss, but play nice or suffer the consequences.
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+6 77. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Cop sends innocent guy into a coma

#5 Thanks for the heads up. I should have paid more attention and edited the title before publishing it. :)
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+7 78. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video SSD Awesomeness

#7 dave9191
Last time I checked (long time ago) they only had limited number of write cycles. Reading cells isn't a problem.
And still, even older SSD's with SLC have the ability to write to the same cell around 100k times. And didn't they plan for endurance cells specifically made for system files that needs to be rewritten all the time?
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+7 79. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video A new sport has arrived!

Voting every comment down just leads to a Moderator or Administrator rating everyone up again.
We have powers, and we use them to level the playing field. We don't vote up individual comments, only in cases like this were some troll had voted every single comment down.
Play nice or don't play at all. :)
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+8 80. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Carlton Draught: Drop the Bomb

Because of a bug in the system I had to post the video all over again. Sorry for the inconvenience. :)
It was either this or we had to pull it apart and troubleshoot. And re-posting it saved a lot of time compared to the alternative.

Hope you enjoy the ending.. :D
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-14 81. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Disney templates fail!

Does anyone dare calling this one fake? :P
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+3 82. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Like A Boss

#11 joZCo
The original video can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

However, it has some restrictions when it comes to what country you're from. If you follow this link:
http://keephd.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
You should be able to download all the different quality versions of the video, no matter where your IP is from.

Sorry, even though I'm a netbook user myself (HP Mini 1000 MIE and Asus Eee 900) I didn't see these quality issues being a big problem.
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+3 83. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Like A Boss

As stated in a blog post (http://blog.mininova.org/articles/2008/07/28/snotr-mininova-updates/) it's always been the intention of Snotr to publish more and more videos in HD, but that also means we have to get our hands on HD content.

So, if you see something funny/interesting/special in HD, submit it. :)

If more people have problems viewing videos in HD, speak up. It works just fine at my end (and apparently I'm not alone when I say it's smooth).
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+9 84. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Craig Ferguson - A Musical Genius?

By the way, I would never have found this one if Adam Savage hadn't Twittered the link. :D
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+6 85. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Mutant Parakeet

Oldfart / USAnumber1 is right. Moderators and Admins posts are in RED. *cough*
I resigned a month ago, and I guess the rest of the bunch is busy.

Anyways, Snotr has never set quantity over quality.
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+8 86. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Exreme ownage compilation

First comments are considered to be SPAM and are deleted (and might lead to a permanent ban if you keep doing it). Play nice.
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+10 87. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video The most expensive BMW ad ever

#3 and his "Look! No hands!" expression at 06:19. :D
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+1 88. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Time Warp - Tazer

Even though the duration in these clips are 5 seconds, that doesn't mean that the Tazer guys have ever said that more than 5 seconds is harmful. As someone said, the Tazer XREP (Shotgun) has a duration of 20 seconds (to cover more ground). If you don't believe that, believe the inventor himself --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44KVZLxm8a0 (if you're lazy, skip the first 5minutes).
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0 89. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video More risk, more fun

For the full version of the train surfer go here --> http://www.snotr.com/video/1140 :D
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-1 90. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video A very strange fish

# Cmon
Thanks. Links added to the description. :)
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+3 91. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Talking animals

No rules against contradiction (we would probably just end up closing comments all together if that was a rule). :)
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0 92. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Scientists find the first earth-like planet in a habitable zone

#13
SETI is just an excuse to DDoS the whole universe and claim to have a good reason for doing so..
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+1 93. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Most bizarre interview on Letterman

It's a TALK show.. :P
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0 94. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Ant Superhighway

Discussing sexual preferences and religion will get your comment removed (and banned if you keep trying after your first comment is removed). Discuss the video and play nice people.
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+2 95. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Seals in the sun

There's a difference in showing videos with foul language and letting small kids see a person being killed for real (yes, there wasn't any blood, but still, a person died on camera, and Snotr won't publish that no matter what).
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0 96. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Monsters vs. Aliens

#12
The video was removed because it had been published before. We usually don't publish a video twice, but sometimes they slip through our filter. Someone pointed that out to us (thank you for that) and we deleted the newest one. The old (original) is still here though --> http://www.snotr.com/video/216
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+8 97. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Seals in the sun

#(removed comment)
Just earlier today you submitted a video where a guy was shot and killed by the police! I almost banned you myself (and I was the only mod trying to get you moderator privileges, holy shit I'm glad they didn't listen to me).

Snotr is according to the FAQ supposed to be family safe, and I don't know about your upbringing, but family safe (in Snotr's mind) isn't showing small kids how the police are shooting people for real (in movies and cartoons maybe, just maybe).

Yes, most_uniQue get his name on a lot of videos, maybe perhaps he sometimes reject videos and then submits them himself. But alot of his videos are rejected as well. But his percentage for approved videos are higher because he actually has figured out what kind of videos that are appropriate for Snotr.

And another thing, sometimes mods reject videos because the link you submits isn't correct (http://http://www.example.com/video doesn't work for example).

Clean up your act, submit videos that are appropriate and has correct link, then your videos will probably as well end up on Snotr.
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+5 98. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Big plane flying low

"FIRST!" comments are considered to be SPAM and are removed. Play nice.
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0 99. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video The Office - Phone Hacking

#8 banzemanga:
Show: The Office (U.S. Version)
More info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office_(U.S._TV_series)
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0 100. Aliquantulus commented 9 years ago on video Symantec Guide to Scary Internet Stuff - Botnets

#9
If you're forced to use Windows with an internet connection, you also might want to consider using a tool like Secunia (https://psi.secunia.com/) to be sure that your other normal apps are up to date.
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+2 101. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Water drop falling in sand

Remember, all "FIRST!" comments are considered to be SPAM, and are removed.

Play nice people.. ;)

@USAnumber1: I removed your two comments (before the one that's now #(removed comment)) comments since the links were screwed up. And you're probably right, to me it looks like a ball bearing, and not a water drop.. :D
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+9 102. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Letterman's Top 10 George Bush moments

Remember, "FIRST!" comments are considered to be SPAM, and are removed. Play nice. :-)
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+7 103. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Yoshimoto Cube

You know it's geeky when you're not even able to buy one on eBay.. :D
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+6 104. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Discovery Channel - I love the world

I wonder if Adam got away with setting Jamie on fire at 0:51? >:)
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+3 105. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Speed Smoking

Remember, if you're the first to comment on a video, and you have the word "First" in the comment, the comment will be deleted (because it's considered to be SPAM). It doesn't even matter if you were first, as long as comments before your comments are deleted and you have the word "First" in the comment, your comment will be deleted as well.

Play nice people.. :)
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+5 106. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Human suit

Hehe.. TOP-DOG licence plate at 0:54.. :D
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+7 107. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The boy with the incredible brain

#1 lacquim
He has Asperger syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome).
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0 108. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video A tour of the galaxy

#8 Direct link to video --> http://videos.snotr.com/1974.flv
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+6 109. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Kung Fu Panda - Snow leopard esacpe

For me, the point of this video is simply, entertainment.. :D
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+3 110. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Girl owned with hairdryer

#11 @most_uniQue:
Like you would submit anything without your nick attached! >:)
(To be fair this video has been submitted more than twice the last weeks)
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+26 111. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Panda attack

If you were behind bars for life anyways, wouldn't you misbehave just a little? :P
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+1 112. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ringtone commercial

And who ever said discussing things isn't allowed?
We only close comments when people have used up all their good arguments (usually everything after 60-70 comments has been already, and people are reaching the point where they're just bitching about the other person) and have turned to namecalling etc..

If you have anything to debate, please do, but don't resort to calling other members stupid/ignorant/braindead and so on when you run out ot real shit to say..
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+1 113. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ringtone commercial

Remember, I have a frickin' lightsaber.. Do not mess with me.. I might cut you in half.. >:)
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+4 114. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ringtone commercial

I might be fat and ugly, but I have the lightsaber! (which means I win in the end...) >:)
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+5 115. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ringtone commercial

#17 wts
See why I try to keep a low profile? :D
Arguing just happens around me! >:)
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+5 116. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ringtone commercial

#15 @most_uniQue
It's all good.. :D

But the next time you submit over 100 videos at once and expect me to review them all in one day I'm calling your ISP and get them to cut you off from the Internet! >:)
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+5 117. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ringtone commercial

#12 @most_uniQue
I reviewed videos last night (and on both thursday and friday as well), so get your facts straight before you create false information.
Besides, the links you submit are usually just up 50% of the time (so there's a limited time period where it's actually possible to view the videos you submitted)..

But you are correct on some few things. I stopped submitting videos under my own name ever since people started "following me around" trying to start a debate/discussion. If they saw that it was me that submitted a video they usually used that video to argue an entire week (100 comments on one single video with only trashtalking etc).
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+15 118. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video AK-47 - Only €479,99

Remember, First posts are considered being SPAM. And are therefore removed. :)
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+2 119. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The black hole

Remember, the typical first comments are considerer SPAM and are removed. Play nice..
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+4 120. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Volkswagen Beetle

He's not fat! He's fluffy! :P
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+9 121. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Steven Seagal runs like a girl

Voting on "FIRST!" comments realy isn't necessary. All first comments are considered to be spam. Which I (and other mods) then get to remove. :)
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+1 122. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Close call

People, remember to play nice..
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0 123. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video What will your people do when the network goes down?

Ehem.. In proper Cisco terms the "internet" is referred to as the "internetwork".. *Cisco and their own names on everything* :D
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0 124. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video NewsWrapUp

#(removed comment) You got your own generator? :O
Doesn't that require.. Ehm.. Some kinde of fuel?
Which the last time I checked isn't something you get for free?

"I can see oil platforms from my house.." :P

But don't hate on their economy! The lower the dollar gets, the more stuff I can buy from eBay and other shopping websites located in the US.. >:)
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+2 125. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Lamborghni garage

Play nice guys..

Anyways, the owner of these cars and garage obviously is the real Iron Man.. No doubt in my mind.. :D
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+3 126. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Information overload

Keep it civil people.. :)
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+5 127. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Information overload

#9 Maz
China have a population about 1,3 billion people (1,3 billion = 1300 million).
So if you were as rare as one in a million (and living in China) there would have been 1 300 people (in the rest of China) just like you.
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+7 128. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bunny show jumping

I'm not impressed until I see a bunny pole vaulting.. Now that would be some jump.. :D
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+2 129. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Graffiti artists - Street art in Los Angeles

Ah.. Marky Mark gone mental.. Who saw that coming? :P
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+1 130. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How women get away with farting

:P
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+2 131. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Men In Black Bloopers

#9 Neh.. He looks more proffesional because he has killed every single face expression with botox.. That's my theory.. :D
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+3 132. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Beat machine

MacGyver would be proud and annoyed at the same time.. :D
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+2 133. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The breakup

#5 leviathan
Katherine Parkinson is much funnier in The IT Crowd.. :)
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+2 134. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Budweiser: aliens

I think it's 12-13 years since I saw this one for the first time.. I'm so thankful that I still find this one funny! :D
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+2 135. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bad day at the office!

Great hit at 02:56 :D
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+1 136. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Matrix in 5 seconds

#11
We only delete spam comments and comments that are inappropriate.
People are allowed to have their opinion. Personally this one made me laugh, so I (and other moderators) approved it for publishing.
The fun thing to point out though, is that people spend far moe time complaining about a video then they do actually watching the video. Snotr isn't meant to be a useful site per se, it's meant to kill time (@work or wherever) while you relax. If you don't like a video, say so, but also realize that you were the one who clicked on the video in the first place. :D
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+3 137. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Cable PSA For Old People

USA not converted yet? :O
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+3 138. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Need a buddy?

#5 asdfas
I had some Stratos last night.. :D
(which I stole from the kids when they weren't looking)
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+1 139. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Street soccer skills

#(removed comment) USAnumber1
Pfft.. Aftenposten my ass.. More like you have an uncle in the CIA or something..
Tell me, does my file with the CIA look anything like my Facebook profile? :D
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+2 140. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Weird water accident

#29 SpikedSilver
I can only remember 1632 videos at any given time.. This one was one of the few that slipped through.. :D

#30 Fudji
Who said I apologized to you?
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+1 141. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Cyanide and Happiness - The Sign

Anyone not using QNX (or another real-time OS) should just stop bragging about their úbermachines.. :D
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+2 142. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Problem with nail gun...

#2 ilovetrouble777
Don't thank us moderators, thank the admins for creating (and maintaning) the site.
We moderators just run around removing inappropriate comments and reviews videos before they are published.
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+3 143. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Kid with a fake ID buys beer and porn

If you're gonna argue with people (on a family-safe web site like Snotr), please stay objective (name calling isn't the way to go).
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+1 144. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Street soccer skills

#(removed comment) USAnumber1
Have you been reading up on my life or something? :D
(Brittle bones = Good with a football as long as no one tackles you) >:)
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+4 145. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Weird water accident

This isn't the first duplicate video on Snotr. We're just humans, we make mistakes. :)
So, I hereby apologize for not remembering all of the 1692 videos on Snotr.. :(|)
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+4 146. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Weird water accident

#3 murdoc
The Internet doesn't have enough space to let me list everything wrong with me..
Though, my wife might have a draft lying around somewhere..

#2 alexnader
Could you define your version of "a few days" ?



Can someone please give me a link to the original video? :O
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+2 147. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Weird water accident

#(removed comment) Thrash911
Done.. :D
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+2 148. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Grand Theft Awesome IV

Blame the typo on the bottles of BEER.. :D
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+2 149. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Stars in the space

#(removed comment) Sizzlik
That might the reason why that video also is linked to in the description of this video. :D
(When did people start ignoring video descriptions?) :O
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+1 150. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Air traffic worldwide

#10 wellczech
I urge you to submit that video by using the 'Submit a video' link in the top menu. :)
Then you'll be credited as the submitter.
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+1 151. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Air traffic worldwide

Admins have better thing do to with their time.. But I thrive when I'm deleting first posts.. :D
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+2 152. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Time of my Life

#11, yeah, how did you (#6) spot that one?! :D
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+2 153. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video American Gladiators - Rejected auditions

#(removed comment) USAnumber1
Probably because someone submitted it..
And every video that is submitted will be reviewed. And obviously enough of us (last time I checked all the mods approved this one) thought this was funny enough. And it looks like we weren't alone in thinking this one was funny.. :D
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+2 154. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Jimmy Kimmel vs Eminem

#15 dvh
Thanks for the heads up. :)
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+1 155. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel even tried to bump Matt Damon from the last Bourne movie (The Bourne Ultimatum).. >:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGXr4uOnBrw
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+1 156. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hamster Ball 'swimming'

#9 LegendarySaint
I've seen a lot of apologies about double posting here on Snotr, and the most of them usually involve people posting a comment and then leaving their computers to then return hours later and hitting Refresh/F5. Which then of course leads to a post being submitted twice with hours in between.
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+2 157. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel Live

#2 dvh
Jimmy Kimmel had for a long time a running joke where he in the end of his show said something like:
"Oh, my apologies to Matt Damon, we just didn't have the time for you today."
Matt (obviously) were never actually waiting behind the stage to be on the show, but when he finally did were asked to be on the show Jimmy Kimmel did what you see in this video. Staged or not, Matt Damon responded by getting Sarah Silverman (who were Jimmy's girlfriend at the time) to be in the song I linked to in #1.
Jimmy Kimmel did a response video with Ben Affleck and a lot of other celebs afterwards.

The whole thing tries to make the whole thing look like there was/is a feud between Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel. Any other questions? :)
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+2 158. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Prison Break - dog version

#9 Tareim
Adding new audio to a video (that has already been posted) will make your video being rejected faster than you can imagine. It won't replace the original one, and it won't be posted as a separate video.
The few times this actually happens on Snotr is in the event we find a video with the original audio or that it might be a parody on the original video.

Please don't waste your time adding the Prison Break soundtrack to this video. :)
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+1 159. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Always thought how Matt Damon (And Jimmy's girlfriend at the time) responded was funnier.. >:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig
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+8 160. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Prison Break - dog version

#5
More like "Haha! So long suckers!" >:)
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+2 161. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Weird commercial

#3
Ever heard about the possibility to watch to tv-series? 8-)
Personally I like The Big Bang Theory more than The IT Crowd, but I still watch both of them..
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+9 162. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Greatmoments in U.S. presidential speeches

Gotta love Bush (as an entertainer).. >:)
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+29 163. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Electric shock prank

It's not old.. It's epic! :D
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+3 164. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Awesome downhill skateboarding

#(removed comment)
I'm only talking on behalf of my country, but I doubt that this would be illegal in Norway. Well, if they were drunk and riding anything with wheels, then it would be illegal. But considering the skills they show off in this vid I really doubt that they were drunk..

*feeling nostalgic about my youth when I god got busted for drunk driving, even though it was just a frickin' mountain bike without pedals*

>:)
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+7 165. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Craig Ferguson takes U.S. citizenship test

100%.. Holy shit.. He's smarter than I thought.. >:)
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+6 166. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Interesting animal facts

Does anyone have a video of an albatross sleeping whilst flying?
If so, please submit it by using the "Submit a video" link in the navigation menu. :D
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+5 167. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Christian the Lion

Wow, apparently Sony has their sights on this viral video..
http://www.wired.com/entertainment/theweb/multimedia/2008/09/gallery_youtube_movies
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+3 168. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video John McCain gets BarackRoll'd

One of the best uses of chroma key I have ever seen..
What were they thinking of having a blue color in the background like that? :D
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+1 169. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Domain name dollar store

Well, I've always liked the domain name.. It's not like it's UOOOAIAOOOAUAUA.COM like at 0:29 :D
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+2 170. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Domain name dollar store

http://blog.mininova.org/articles/2007/07/20/mininova-team-launches-new-web-site-snotr/

"For those who are wondering what the name ‘Snotr’ means: it doesn’t mean anything at all. It’s just a catchy name."
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+2 171. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video A few crazy people and some heavy machinery

#31
How is that calling every American an idiot? :O (I've lived in America for two years, and I know that there's a lot of intelligent Americans, so why the hell would I insinuate something like that and call my former colleagues for idiots?)
Like Sixaxis said, you (read. Americans) are in fact in Iraq and Afghanistan killing people, and you have also in made your own little version of British, so what is wrong with me pointing it out?

#(removed comment)
Arguing on the Internet is in general a waste of time, but I don't see how it's more stupid to argue with a moderator than a user who is not a moderator. Believe what you want, but I don't use my "Remove comment" feature unless someone has said something inappropriate (and I have done this to people who agree with me as well).

#(removed comment)
Good to see you're still around. :D
Oh, if I had only logged every time I have removed a racial slur (I don't know how that 'e' ended up at the end of slur, I apologize profusely) or other general name calling in the comments. The admins probably have some sort of log of which comments have been removed. How long back it extends however is another issue.
And yes, by racial slur I meant the examples you came up with (plus a couple of other ones). I know I've removed at least 3 each of those examples you came up with, if there is some of them left I will have to go on a little hunt for them lates.
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+2 172. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video A few crazy people and some heavy machinery

#23 and #26
If you haven't any other arguments than calling people idiots you might as well shut up. Consider this as a warning. This is purely because you directly called someone else a idiot. If you feel you are treated unfair because we don't agree on certain things I will recommend you take it up with the Snotr Staff/Administrators.
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+2 173. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video A few crazy people and some heavy machinery

#20
Who took away my right to talk just as much shit as everyone else?
Some countries actually has freedom of speach (not just on paper). And I for one intend to use it.

But don't take this as anything other than it actually is. Discussions are allowed as long as you keep on subject and doesn't start using racial slures or just normal name calling. Use good arguments instead of just calling someone ignorant (yes, even though some people are one hundred percent ignorant).

Remember, sometimes people are just out to get an reaction. Don't be provoked to a point were you say something you might regret later. Saying things that's not appropriate will just get your comment removed and your user might even be banned.
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+4 174. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time

#(removed comment)
Didn't realize people were still arguing on a 4 day old video.
But seeing how much inappropriate shit has been said here I'm now closing the comments.

In the future, remeber that arguing with good arguments is the way to go.
Using racial slures = Comment removed and migh even result in a permanent ban.
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0 175. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video A few crazy people and some heavy machinery

#14
Off-topic: Who gave you the right to close comments? :D
On-topic: Totally agree with you LS. Americans aren't satisfied with killing people around the world, they have to kill languages as well.. :|
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+5 176. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time

You may emulate my nickname, but you will never get the pink colors! 8-)
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+8 177. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video MythBusters draw a Mona Lisa in 80 ms

<3 Mythbusters <3
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+13 178. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Flexible furniture

How about the fact that it's ugly as shit? >:)
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+4 179. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video American Idol parody

I just love Homer's expression at 0:25 :D
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+2 180. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video iHologram

#7 you really need to find out about 4D.. :D

Example:
Slashdot | How To See In Four Dimension: http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/08/24/0240230
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+4 181. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Scary fish

I know you know what you don't know?
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+5 182. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Scary fish

Holy shit.. They can actually be as large as 3.3m (11 feet) and weigh as much as 159 kg (350 lb).. :O
That's one large and thin weird-ass shark.. :(|)
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+4 183. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Scary fish

I'm a moderator because Snotr at one point were looking for moderators, and I thought it would be fun to help out a little bit.
Don't exatly know what you mean by "Can I come to a moderator?", but I'm just gonna assume that you're asking if you can become a moderator as well. You could always (apply like anyone else), and see if the staff at Snotr lets you become one. It probably helps if you have some experience moderating other websites in the past..

:)
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+8 184. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Scary fish

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+11 185. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Sean Connery voice club for men

Guaranteed.. :D
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+1 186. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Messing with Chuck Norris

#5 XD..

Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.

Linus Torvalds doesn't push the flush toilet button, he simply says "make clean".

Linus Torvalds doesn't need backups, he just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.

>:)
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+3 187. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Child prodigy

Ah.. To be young and limber again.. :'(
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+2 188. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Monkeys on ice

Or Bouvet Island.. >:)
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+2 189. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Monkeys on ice

#11 We had a heated discussion? And I missed it? :O
I closed the comments in video/1542 because you (daredevil) posted a lot of inappropriate comments in this video. You were obviously getting worked up after not even debating that much in video/1542 (other people were arguing for fun, and you apparently couldn't stand it).

Can someone please tell me were I supposedly 'got rather wroked up' ? >:)
And then, can someone please tell me how it's possible to get worked up by 'arguing' on the Internet? >:) Explain that to me.. Cause I just can't see how that works.. :O
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+2 190. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Monkeys on ice

What do I have to feel better about? ;)
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+2 191. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Monkeys on ice

Yes they are.. :)
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0 192. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Top 20 Olympic gymnastic fails

For some reason I never get enough of the one a 0:58.. >:)
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0 193. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

After removing a couple of inappropriate comments from the user daredevil on the 'Monkeys on ice' video' I think it's best to close the comments for now.
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+2 194. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

A wife before? Since when did we split up? She's nagging me right now about coming to bed (GMT+1 you know..), so I seriously doubt that she's in the past tense..
What's the point in claiming a lack of a social life when you already know that I have a social life (at least after the kids is tucked in and the wife is watching her Desperate woman-something-on-TV) ?

Jealousy is and will for ever be a bitch.. :D
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+2 195. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

Good luck with your 'ittelligence'.. :D
(And if you had paid attention you would have known that I have two kids and a wife, but you're right, that doesn't qualify as a social life.. Too bad for me.. And my sad, sad life.. >:)
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+2 196. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

#13 I'm already old and useless.. Setting an example for other old-as-shit-guys isn't a big priority since the effectivness is < 1.

Are you seriously saying I shouldn't have commented on the 'Moderator being another term for µpenis' ? Have som humour for gods sake.. Don't take life so serious that you won't enjoy it.. :D

Haven't you heard, when you're arguing on the Internet there's no such thing as winning, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun for gods sake. Go to war and use your own advise, if it works we'll all be here expecting to hear how it went. >:)
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+2 197. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

Yeah, well no-one told me about the pink (no pun intended) comments.. :*
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+2 198. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

#9 Valid point. But then again, we were arguing long before I were 'hired' as a moderator. So to not argue like little kids anymore wouldn't be fair to any of us, really.. If we didn't want to quarrel we wouldn't have started in the first place. Should I really be silenced (while others keep going) just because I at some point were set to review submitted videos (and then later also were set to close comments, remove inappropriate comments and other stuff)?

We're just having fun, get over it.. :D
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+3 199. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

#(removed comment), Yep, there's no way in hell I was being ironic when choosing a nick (I'm assuming you've learned what a 'nick' means by now) right? That never happens.. >:)

Wait, I seem to remember you USAnumber1 applying to be a moderator (remember, you called us moderators to liberal?) at some point..
But I guess you could keep up the great work submitting flash games like you've done at least twice.. You really don't get it do you? There's a difference in interactive flash games a normal video. >:)
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+4 200. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Cops vs. gate

#6 and #(removed comment), I don't hate first posters, but I enjoy removing them (yeah, I know I should see a shrink or sumthin').. Gives me peace or something pseudu-crap like that.. >:)
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0 201. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Beijing Olympic Village as card house

#10 Wanna bet if my five year old daughter could do more damage than your four year old daughter? :(|)
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+6 202. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

And by the way, I actually find it enjoyable to remove 'FIRST!' comments.. I know.. Sad right? :D
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+8 203. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

#2 Yes, it's totally true.. Not even worth debating.. :D
But tell me something, how do you know about the term 'micropenis'?
Are you implying you have what it takes to be a moderator? >:)
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+11 204. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hidden camera prank goes wrong

Intelligence doesn't come in a suit.. >:)
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+5 205. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How (not) to impress the crowd

So breakdancing doesn't make you a good fighter? Hmm.. Who would have thought? >:)
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+2 206. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09 - Walk on Water

Yeah, like he couldn't afford to let his shoes get wet.. >:)
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+6 207. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Police car vs. deer

He should just be lucky it wasn't a moose.. That would have killed the driver as well as the animal.. :(|)
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+2 208. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Car crash test compilation

Yep, better to comment first and beat the stupid-ass first poster than to go back afterwards and remove them right? :D

Back on topic: Yeah, probably some kind of ballon-shell, but still, what did they fill it with? (not sure I would wanna know)

And if anyone shows this vid to my five year old daughter I will seriously give them an ass-whopping.. :|
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-2 209. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ridiculous licking dog toy commercial

Actually I didn't.. Still don't.. Care to fill me in? :(|)
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+3 210. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How to shoot down a helicopter

They should have dressed him up as an older "gentleman" with a gun.. Would be more plausible.. 8-)
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+4 211. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Car crash test compilation

What the hell are they crashing at 00:48? :O
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+3 212. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ridiculous licking dog toy commercial

This might have been somewhat cool.. If the water had been produced by burning hydrogen inside the frickin' toy for example.. >:)
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+2 213. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Office - Pepper spray

The other big guy is the brother of guy who eventually gets sprayed.. :D
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0 214. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Office - Pepper spray

I saw a couple of episodes of the UK version, didn't like it and didn't watch any more episodes.. Then I saw the US version (expecting it to suck as well) and actually liked it.. Say what you want about America, but they know how to create funny sitcoms.. :)
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0 215. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Beijing Olympic Village as card house

:O
Give him a bachelors degree in architecture/engineering and be done with it.. :D
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+1 216. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bush Impersonator

#11
Was that a fat joke attemt? :(|)
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0 217. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Drunk people compilation

#22
Well, first you have to be old enough to drink, then you have to meet someone that actually knows how to mix a drink.. If you have none of the two factors I just said you probably won't like alcohol, and I feel for you..

Some coctails tastes like shit, others tastes like heaven and above.. If you've just tasted a shitty drink (and or beer just once or twice) there's no surprise in your comment..
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-1 218. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video WipeOut - Big Balls

#9
The description even has a link to the Wikipedia article about the tv-show. :O
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-3 219. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bush Impersonator

:D
From the sidebar:

About this video
Category: Parodies
Published: 43 minutes in the future
Views: 1
Rating: Not rated yet
Length: 3:06 minutes
Filesize: 10.5 megabyte
Dimensions: 320 x 240 px

Back on topic, why hasn't someone submitted this video from Frank Caliendo earlier?! :O
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+10 220. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Waterfall Printer

Good one.. :D
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-2 221. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Man of 101 Voices

Yoda, Bush Sr. and some others were kinda good enough.. The rest made me feel violated..
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0 222. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Barack Roll

#(removed comment)
Envy is a bitch.. >:)
Besides, it's not like John McCain could do this dance.. :D
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0 223. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Garfield & American Express

If it's not the Centurion Card it's just not worth it.. :D
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+1 224. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Music for Deaf People

@Balu
Yes he did, but that video messes with nature.. Why?
There's a beautiful girl on stage but all you do is watch the dude.. >:)
That's just wrong (if you're a heterosexual male).. :D
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+2 225. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Snake without ending

@nooitaf
Well, as all other snakes they have to get hold of you first right? He/she might have been trying to knock the camera guy unconscious before he/she squeezed the life out of him.. >:)
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+6 226. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Pregnancy + alcohol

Seriously guys, don't try it.. It will make your vodka taste like shit..
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+13 227. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Pregnancy + alcohol

Waste of egg?! Waste of vodka! :O
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-2 228. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Nissan Skyline burnout

I drowned in my own gene pool.. :(|)
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+2 229. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bush or Batman

Has anyone ever wondered if the Secret Service has a Snotr account? Or Bush himself? >:)
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+2 230. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bush or Batman

@Oldfart / USAnumber1:
OK, you got me (me being drunk isn't an excuse, I know).. Honestly, I just don't care.. >:)
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+2 231. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bush or Batman

Who cares about voting? It's not like it matters when your brother *caugh*JEB!*caugh* is the senator in the state that ends up with the deciding vote.. >:)
(Though, Gore turned out to be a pain in the ass anyways)
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0 232. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Drunk Kitty

The difference between a cat in surgery and a human being being operated at is that they don't allow you to walk around just three seconds after you woke up from the anesthetists.. Well, at least in most western countries they don't let you walk around right after.. >:)

But I do find it amusing how many viewers just doesn't bother reading the description, soomeone should make a study and publish it or something.. :D
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+3 233. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video the real Pikachu

@NucleoVega
Considering that Vista looks like it was designed for infants by infants:
Yes, I think Windows users are either childisk and doesn't know better, or their just to lazy to download a Linux distro and use it.
Mac users are neither, they have just been brainwashed into thinking that anything from Apple is a product from God himself. Kudos to Steve Jobs, but still, there's not many objective Mac users out there.. They love their iPhone so much that they don't even recognize what their "phone" doesn't have (but other cellphones have had for ages).
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0 234. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Guns don't kill people

@USAnumber1:
Keep me out of this, it's not like I patented the Multipourpose ammunition.. But neither did you (or anyone in your country).. >:)
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+5 235. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Man gets sucked by a jet engine

That's gotta suck.. (somehow had to say it)

Still, he didn't get sucked (all the way) in? But his clothes was "sucked off his body".. Holy shit, plug up that hole and you must have near perfect vacuum.. :O
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+2 236. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Gates vs Jobs

Linus Torvald would kick both their asses without even using a sudo command.. >:)
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0 237. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video the real Pikachu

Windows users: Childish
Pokemon watchers: Childish

But the developers still made more money than you could even imagine.. See where I'm going with this? >:)
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0 238. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video USS Montana

@most_unique
Read almost the same thing, but it was a scan of a newspaper article.. You know, when people were scanning images as GIF and calling it "gread definition right dude?".. >:)
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+5 239. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video USS Montana

Still, I remember a newspaper article that roamed the Internet a lot of years ago that told this exact story (not sure about the name of the ship though).. >:)
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0 240. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Simon's Cat 'TV Dinner'

I'm guessing you're a dog person.. :D
What, you didn't want an animal that had a higher IQ then yourself? >:)
(I took that chance, and lost.. But I'm seriously stupid, so the joke is on my cat..)
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+2 241. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Expanding Table

Cool, but wouldn't use it.. Round tables are just to inefficient.. Unless your hammered, then they are easier to get around without getting injured.. >:)
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-1 242. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Drunk Kitty

Y U B FILMIN M AN GRINNING LIEK AN IDEOT?! >:)
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+6 243. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Glued Slippers

Disclaimer:
If the person owning the slippers has Osteoporosis or Osteogenesis Imperfecta or any other health issue:
Do NOT try this at home! :)
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+7 244. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Fainting Goats

This isn't evolution, this is breeding.. Like a Chihuahua, my cat could kill a Chihuahua without even knowing it's a "dog".. >:)
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0 245. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Take a seat

Doesn't look that comfortable though.. A big LazyBoy following me with a cold beer would be better.. :D
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+1 246. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Mr. T says: It's time to run like a REAL man!

@USAnumber1
Sorry, my bad..
Still, I can enjoy a cuban cigare LEGALLY.. Can you? :D
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0 247. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bunny letter opener

Trained to read and write a reply? :O
I would be stunned if I got a bunny that could open a letter (like this video shows) and could also lick a stamp (handy when your uncle dies and leaves you with a gazillion old stamps from his collection).. :D

Or, how about training your bunny to wake you up from bed when you receive an e-mail.. That would be the modern version of the bunny in this vid.. >:)
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+4 248. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Mr. T says: It's time to run like a REAL man!

Conclusion:
Americans doesn't deserve a REAL SNICKERS? :O

Just like they don't deserve a real cuban cigar.. >:)
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+6 249. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Not the Most Graceful Back Flip Video

Surface tension is a bitch.. >:)
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0 250. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Mac VS PC VS Linux! South Park Edition!

@spook24
No, I said months cause at least once a video was in the queue for at least a month.

You see, the moderators (we're a big funny smartass team) sort through all the garbage videos so the admins (they do the heavy lifting) won't have to watch a shitload of videos of you playing the piano like a two-year-old.. Then the videos are in a queue before the admins get to them, maybe edit them a little bit, and then publishes them on the front page. And at least sometimes (like the tounge-talking-cat) a video gets left in the queue for over a month. Sometimes = On rare occations.
Usually videos are posted (if approved by us fun-loving-moderators) on the front page within a couple of days after they have been submitted.

But yes, you probably know better than me when it comes to this shit.. Right?
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-1 251. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Richard Hammond struck by lightning

Yes, your car (the metal frame) will work like a faraday cage, but the insulantion between the car and the ground (the tires) could end up with the whole thing being a huge capacitor (the ground being one plate and the car frame the other plate) that stores a static charge between the two sides. Still, I doubt that it would be enough to kill you.. If you walk on a carpet and touch someone else giving them a shock it is a couple of hundred thousand volts, or in some cases the voltage is even a couple of million volts, but the current is still to small to kill you (or even make your heart go nuts). The entire charge from the lightning would probably leave all at ones (from the car to the ground), being that it takes a shitload of energy for electricity to jump through air.. Electricity seeks to easiest and quickest way towards the ground, why would a little charge stay behind in the car?

If you're really paranoid you could always leave the car (that has been hit) without touching the metal frame on your way out of the car.. :D
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0 252. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Battlefield Heroes - new video game

Free as in free beer? >:)
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+4 253. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Christian the Lion

I had the feeling you were kidding, but a lot of people don't think over the fact that a lot of things aren't internationally illegal.. Someone almost always comment on something being illegal, while it in most cases aren't illegal throughout the world.. :)
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0 254. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Icon Story

We don't have the authority to change comments.. We can just remove them if they're inappropriate or links to something we don't approve of.. And when it comes to FIRST, SECOND etc. comments we just don't care enough to remove them.. It would be a full time job to be on-site and remove every god damn FIRST comment.. And even if we did, someone else would 'claim' the first comment.. You can't keep from being stupid if you're supposed to have a life as well.. :D
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+1 255. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Battlefield: Bad Company - 'Totally Not' TV Ad

@Supersnail
Yes they do.. I had a PS3 from before, so I sold the one that EA gave me on eBay.. At least I'm admitting a conspiracy theory.. That's gotta count for something.. Right? :D

But to be serious, someone submitted a metric shitload of Battlefield: Bad Company vids, and the one we found funny enough made it to the front page.. But believe what you want.. I won't stop you.. :D
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0 256. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ford SportKa vs cat

@dnix
Thanks for pointing it out.. We'll try to reject duplicate videos, but sometimes some of them slips through.. :)
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+2 257. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Funny Heineken Commercial

@sealand
Not everyone can go through life drinking breast milk you know..
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0 258. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Mac VS PC VS Linux! South Park Edition!

@murdoc
As said before, have som god damn patience! Videos aren't published the second they're submitted..

@everyone
And another good tip is to read the FAQ before submitting anything.. We get a lot of garbage videos which aren't family safe or interesting for other than the one person who made it (videos of your new dog is in 90% of the time only interesting to you).. And besides, even if it gets approved it can still go weeks or in some cases even months before it reaches the front page..
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+1 259. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Best Scream Ever

Anyone know where (or which bridge) this is?
I can hear them talking English, German and Norwegian, but I can't tell where the hell they are.. :(
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-3 260. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Funny Heineken Commercial

This looks suspiciously alot like something right out of a movie.. Red Planet or some other Mars-movie.. :)
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0 261. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Wipeout - Funny new game show

@smodd
Thanks! :D
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+4 262. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video I don't need subtitles

Yes, a lot of videos are ancient, but Snotr it's not even a year since Snotr was launched (birthday coming up in a little more than a week).. Should we not approve a funny/interesting/or in other ways special videos just because they were made before Snotr was officially launched? :O

Make a new video that people (other people than just you) will enjoy and submit it, I dare you.. >:)
Either that or just keep bitchin'.. It's up to you.. :)
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0 263. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ford SportKa vs cat

@silm
Do you honestly mean that this wouldn't be worse if they actually killed a cat (or a few) while making this commercial?! :O

@richardhalo
Would you be so kind and please show us where (on snotr.com) this video has been posted before? :)
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0 264. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ford SportKa vs cat

No one ever cared.. Honestly..
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0 265. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ford SportKa vs cat

Keep your mother issues to yourself.. :O

A GIF of my mother gettin' her head chopped off would probably be pretty funny.. If I hadn't already done that at the age of twelve.. >:)
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0 266. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ford SportKa vs cat

If you guys had any idea what kind of fucked up shit that's submitted to Snotr on a daily basis you wouldn't log on to the Internet for the rest of your life.. At least this video is obviously fake..
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+1 267. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Laughing baby

Almost seven billion people in the world, but billions of them are babies? The math just doesn't add up.. :D
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+2 268. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Two cats on a treadmill

Someone actually has a cat with stamina? :O
Is it genetically altered or something? :(|)

My cat barely gets up to get some food.. Some nights he catches a bird or something, but then usually takes a four week vacations afterwards.. :D
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0 269. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Sylvania Light Bulbs

I meant the last two words you wrote in you comment (#8). Those aren't exactly family-safe. And another thing, have some god damn patience. A video you submitted just got posted (video/1383). Getting a video published isn't done in a second or two you know. This isn't youtube were every god damn thing gets published and you have to sort through millions of videos to find one decent one.
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+7 270. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Christian the Lion

@ch0pper:
What country do you mean? Very few laws are international..
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+1 271. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Battlefield: Bad Company - 'Totally Not' TV Ad

It's only available for the consoles Sony Playstation 3 and the Xbox 360.
One of the few FPS games that works on the a console in my opinion.
The enemy is covering the door? Hmm.. Grenade launcher = Big-ass hole in the wall. >:)
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0 272. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Sylvania Light Bulbs

Everyone has their own opinion. You're allowed to have your own, but still.. Snotr is trying to be a family-safe website.. I urge you (and everyone else as well) to read the FAQ before submitting a video or posting a comment. Please.. :)
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+1 273. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Woman hits parking barrier with car

Is it seriously illegal to drive barefoot in some American states? XD
Any retard can get a drivers licence in America, but letting him drive barefoot.. Hell no? :O
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0 274. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Horse does backflip

Homicidal horse.. >:)
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+9 275. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Where the Hell is Matt?

THANK GOD THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY MENTIONED THAT THE DUMBASS THOUGHT AMERICA IS A LOT OF COUNTRIES!
I've been holding my breath since the video was published just to see if anyone noticed.. XD

Sidenote: White boys really can't dance.. :(|)
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-4 276. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Low-flying Corvette?

If you can't even spell Porche, you obviously doesn't know much about cars.. And the 'fact' that Corvette somehow out-handles the European super cars is just as ridiculous..
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+4 277. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The costs of war

Yep, we are the ones who should wake up.. >:)
You do know your own history right? It wasn't exactly the elite Europeans that emigrated to the US.. The elite stayed in their own countries in Europe, while the poor bastards who were last in school (and couldn't afford anything) took a boat trip while hoping that they would see the promised land.. Kinda like the poor American bastards nowadays that pays some fraud to take them to another planet where they can cure anything.. Only difference is, they died holding on to the secret that there was no promised land what so ever, since they couldn't afford the trip back to Europe. So they made their own kids believe that their country was the greatest thing ever, and that learning things about other countries isn't important since your own country is superior.. And the big bubble continues..

But thanks by the way, for keeping the terrorist occupied. I wouldn't like it if they found out where true personal freedom is.. Well, almost total freedom.. Not as free as Holland, but a hell of a lot more than America.. :D
(And I lived in the US for two years because of work)

NOTE: This is my own personal opinion, NOT the official opinion of Snotr.
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-1 278. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Escalator spin trick

She could get a job in.. eh.. applied physics? :D
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0 279. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Battlefield sign language

I frickin' loved it! (The demo of course, can't wait for the full game)
However, it took me a shitload of time to get used to sniping on a konsole (haven't done that since Nintento 64 or something)..
Me + grenade launcher + destroyable (is that even a word) buildings = :D
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0 280. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Battlefield sign language

USAnumber1:
Finally we agree on something! >:)
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+3 281. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hardcore Penguin

I was drunk while approving this one, but I still think it's funny.. >:)
(But I was born lame..)
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+4 282. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Star Wars floppy disk

It's absolutely possible, you just have to think like a geek (and like electronics)..
You know? Ask the question 'why not?' instead of asking 'why?!?!' 8-)
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0 283. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Mini: This is America

USAnumber1:
Air cleaner?! :O
Air filter perhaps? >:)

Even if that were true, you just admitted to involuntary manslaughter.. :D
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0 284. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

@Oldfart:
History supports what stands in the bible? :O
Maybe some dude got pinned to a cross, but did he actually walk on water? Show me one history book that supports the outlandish shit that's written in the bible (even the original Aramaic version claims Jesus walked on water)..

And most people believe it? What the fuck?! :O
Do you really think most people (any percentage above 51 of earths population) believes the crazy shit written in the bible?
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0 285. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video VW Golf GTI: Dream

ok, now I (also) really want one.. :D
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+6 287. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Coffee cup holder

Already tried it.. :D
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0 288. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Aircraft and explosions

yuriythebest:
I really, really hope you're just trying to provoke and not that every American soldier should just die.

I'm not exactly pro-America, but I still don't want them to die for no reason.

How about we settle on a compromise?
Every American plane could be like.. Ehm.. Out of fuel? Or have impossible-to-fix-engine-trouble or sumthin'? >:)
And every American soldier could like.. Ehm.. Go to Canada and get drunk for a couple of years.. 8-)
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0 289. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Big Buck Bunny

bjoast:
I actually meant a couple of more seconds after the credits when you see the BIRD take a shit, but you don get to see the shit hitting the kite-flying-asshole..

USAnumber14:
Ok, maybe you got me, but it's long over due!
And it's not like you're even close to perfect.. :(|)
So maybe I'm not a ornithologist.. Big deal..
At least I'm not a fat American.. (this is me 'just ribbin you' back)
>:)
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+1 290. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Big Buck Bunny

It's like a weird mic between Bambi, Rambo and Batman! >:)
I frickin' loved it! :D
(Though, it could have been a second longer so I got to see the owl getting even)
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0 291. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Failed motorcycle jump

I drowned in my own gene pool.. >:)
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+1 292. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

You do know that you're reading a translated version of the bible right?
Nothing can be translated 100%.. Ever tried reading Dante's Inferno? Translation is a bitch no matter what..
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+9 293. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video A 'tribute' to Bill Gates

If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed.. Oh wait, he does.. >:)
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+1 294. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How to torment telemarketers with one word

It's even better now! (Since it's now rounding up or down to hours and not minutes)
[Video Published: 17 hours ago by Matthijs]
[First comment published: 18 hours ago by Jos]
:D
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+1 295. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

Who couldn't? 8-)
Waking up ten years from now.. Finding out that the United States of America has become the Allied States of America and half of every American doesn't even see a difference.. >:)
And Europe has probably changed to one large individual country so that it's not as hard for Americans to learn Geography..
Or maybe.. Ten years from now Google will finally have succeded in their world-domination-strategy? I sure as hell wouldn't fight agains it..

Ah.. The possibilities.. :D
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+4 296. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How to torment telemarketers with one word

XD
[Video Published: 19 minutes ago by Matthijs]
[First comment published: 46 minutes ago by Jos]
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+1 297. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

Wannabe-old-speaking is allowed, but is generally frowned upon.. >:)

From zee Wikipedia:
In the context of information technology, a nickname (or technically a nick) is a common synonym for a screenname or handle.
Nickname is a name to shorten a name. Nick is a term originally used to identify a person in a system for synchronous conferencing. In computer networks it has become a common practice for every person to also have one or more nicknames for the purposes of anonymity, to avoid ambiguity or simply because the natural name or technical address would be too long to type or take too much space on the screen.

I know you claim you're old, but did you just wake up from 10 years in a deep, deep coma? :D
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+2 298. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Whole Gecko eaten by ants

Fergus, I would pay to see that.. Submit a video of you eating a Gecko and I'll transfer money asap.. >:)
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+1 299. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Aircraft and explosions

USAnumber1:
:O
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+3 300. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Really embarrasing speech

I'm not complaining, but come on.. Is there anything we haven't argued about? >:)
More comments doesn't always equal more traffic, it just means that the same four bastards (me included) are keep going back to a old video for arguin,g even though we never get anywhere.. :D
Commenting is absolutely a positiv thing, but it still amazes me how soon people start arguing, and not even to mention what kind of topics people argue about (read. for example if he meant to piss himself or not)..
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-3 301. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Whole Gecko eaten by ants

Consumed entirely?
More like, moved away in pieces..
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+1 302. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Really embarrasing speech

Here we go again.. Arguing if person meant to piss himself or not.. >:)
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+1 303. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Skydiver climbs on the wing of a plane

supra11000:
That's kinda the point? >:)
That you can do this on a propeller-powered aircraft, but NOT on a jet aircraft.. Or at home for that matter..
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+1 304. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

The point isn't to know Latin, but to at least know what sounds Latin.. BTW, do you believe I go around typing every nick in here? Ever heard of CTRL C and CTRL V? :)
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0 305. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Skydiver climbs on the wing of a plane

At least he's not wearing a helmet.. I've always thought it's stupid to wear a helmet when you're jumping from a plane.. If the parachute doesn't work, it's not like you'll gonna be saved by the helmet.. If you hit a three a helmet might work.. But that's a big maybe to count on.. 8-)
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+5 306. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Skydiver climbs on the wing of a plane

From zee wikipedia:
"A jet aircraft is an aircraft propelled by jet engines. Jet aircraft fly much faster than propeller-powered aircraft and at higher altitudes -- as high as 10,000 to 15,000 meters, about 33,000 to 49,000 feet (14,900 m)."

Fall behind a propeller = Fun
Fall behind a jet engine = BBQ

>:)
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0 307. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Paris Hilton runs out of gas

I just can't fucking believe that she actually accepted the change he gave back.. That's just amazing.. >:)

Someone once said that Pamela Anderson wouldn't be famous if it wasn't for her big breast, but I say that's not true.. Just look at Paris Hilton.. She's ugly and flat chested.. Still famoso.. >:)
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-1 308. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video First!

And again it seems like no one actually 'got' the point of the video.. :|
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+2 309. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

I had a roommate in Uni that was gay.. As soon as I got him to take down the posters (of men posing) he hang on the fridge everything were great.. It was actually nice, cause he had a lot of friend (which were hot girls), and he was such a neat freak that he cleaned up after me without me even asking.. :D

He would hook me up with his hot female friends while making dinner for us all! It was great! :D
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+2 310. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

nooitaf:
It's the difference I've trying to make all this time.. Smart/educated people know what Aliquantulus mean (or at least that it sounds latin), while stupid people think it's a long version of the popular name Ali.. Don't ruin it by telling them that it actually means something! >:)

And to the load that USAnumber1's mother should have swallowed, shouldn't wee all been prevented by some mean of contraseptive? I mean, we all use way to much of our time debatting things that we'll never agree on anyways.. :D

USAnumber1:
I get it, you proud of you country since it's new and shiny.. But when you think of it, your country is kinda like the new kid in school that looks weird but still is very overconfident just because he slapped both the German and Japanese exchange student on his first day at school.. >:)
(you know I'm just messing with you at this point..)

And one other thing I just HAVE TO ASK ABOUT..
'Nope , that fellow is from the left coast of America'
THE LEFT COAST OF AMERICA? SURE YOU DON'T MEAN THE WEST COAST?! :D
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+1 311. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Amateur

No wonders he almost a celebrity (not like paparazzi-famous), but still, everyone knows who he is.
Apparently even MTV offered him a job, which he turned down due to the fact that MTV isn't what it used to be.
Think he's working on some thing for another TV channel.. Don't remember which one though..
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+8 312. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video scientology

This is amazing.. Tom Cruise WATCH OUT! >:)
This guy could probably walk into you bank,claim to be you, get all you money..
And then run off with Katie! :D
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+8 313. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Scottish sobriety test

Anyone else gettin' nasty flashbacks? :(|)
I hate beer goggles.. :|
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+1 314. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

USAnumber1:
Warm, sweaty and naked with a black plastic bag over my head while being photographed.. Hmm.. I have kinda grown out of that sort of thing by now.. But I've heard that waterboarding is the only extreme sport that gives you better skin.. :D

ClaudeB:
'And why is it so hard to believe they were on the moon.'
I'm just gonna assume that you meant it as a question (since you forgot a question mark).
Why it's so hard to believe? The almost never ending number of photos taken from the landing that you can clearly see is as fake as if they were made in mspaint or some shit.. And another thing, Soviet was leading every god damn thing related to astronautics (or maybe kosmonautics in Russia?), but out of absolutely nothing America had landed on the moon.. And at the time everyone (not currently living in the US) knew that it wasn't possible to go through the Van Allen radiation belt..
Basicly it's a shitload of reasons.. Could go on forever.. Well, not as far as the moon..
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+7 315. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Wallsplash

What people will do to get 6 seconds of fame on the internet.. :|
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+1 316. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

Yes, calling every conspiracy nut gay isn't retarded (the act, not the person) in it self..

And by thw way Oldfart, don't confuse hate with pity..
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+1 317. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

Hmm.. Polonium 210 introdused to my system and die three weeks later?
Or be inprisoned in Guantanamo Bay detention camp for several years?
Hmm..
I'll take the poison.. No doubt.. American Soldiers keeping prisoners doesn't exactly have a reputation for being gentle.. And I already have a lot of Facebook photos I'm not that proud of.. >:)
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+2 318. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

Anything from Russia can be bought.. Just saying.. :D
(And there I got another superpower after my ass.. When will I learn?)
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0 319. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Jumping fish

*might not be applicable in every country in the world)
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0 320. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Jumping fish

Remember:
Just because something is illegal in your country doesn't mean that it's illegal all over the globe. :)
(Just saying, a lot of comments have called thing illegal, which it might not applyable

I've never used light to catch fish though.. Used flashlight to catch crabs (Cancer pagurus) under a pier when I was a kid, but never to catch fish..
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0 321. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Gabriel Iglesias about George Bush

From Wikipedia:

"He is the self-proclaimed "Fluffy Man" (as opposed to fat), in reference to his large frame and his own joke about the "Five Levels of Fatness" (which are Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, and "DAMN!!";)."

XD
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+1 322. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Yodeling cat?

None taken.. :(|)
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+4 323. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

You seriously HATE someone for not believing that man walked on the moon?:O
Wow, and I though I was hateful.. >:)

Seing how America is trying to present Intelligent Design as science, I probably shouldn't take anything coming from the US as the truth anyways..
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+7 324. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...

It's called an 'Outtake'.. >:)
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+1 325. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

You stand by me? :O
This isn't looking good for the objectivity of moderators here on Snotr.. >:)

Sidenote: Can't we all just get along? :(|)
(This is not the beer talking, well, maybe a little bit)
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0 326. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

Oldfart:
Are we supposed to be happy you 'saved' us from the Germans?
Or should you be grateful that some European (Leif Erickson, Amerigo Vespucci, Norse Vikings, Asian people, whoever came first) even found America?

If we haven't had found your country, you wouldn't have been an American.. So shut the fuck up when it comes you 'saving' our ass.. We got a fucking lot more help from Russia than we ever did from your fence-sitting ass..
>:)
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0 327. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Gabriel Iglesias about George Bush

He's not fat! He's fluffy! :D
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0 328. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bubba J

Thanks to media and Hollywood, you really don't need to live in America to laugh from this.
Believe me, every god damn one I work with laughed their ass of when we watched this Spark of Insanity a lunch break (long one..).. This character included.. :D
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+1 329. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

Thanks to the link by nooitaf I found the photo! :D

http://www.911lies.org/pentagon_damage_911_onviously_missle.jpg
Some text from the website:
PENETRATION TO OTHER SIDE OF PENTAGON 'C-RING' -SUPPOSEDLY A JET FUSELAGE MADE THE HOLE, WITH A CARBON NOSE CONE, AND CAUSING NO LATERAL DAMAGE.
How does a Boeing 757, constructed from lightweight aluminum, penetrate over 9 ft. of steel reinforced concrete with piercing clean round holes, and leave no evidence of itself? A 757 Did this? ...if it wasn't so horrific, it would be laughable.

And I couldn't agree more. A 757 making that hole after going throuhg this [http://www.911lies.org/images2/entrance_pentagon_missile_911.jpg] much shit is just unbelieveable.
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+1 330. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

Holy shit nooitaf.. :O
That's some serious interesting shit.. (Not kidding, seriously)


Lt. Col. Guy S. Razer, MS, U.S. Air Force (ret) – Retired U.S. Air Force fighter pilot. Flew combat missions over Iraq. Former instructor at the USAF Fighter Weapons School and NATO’s Tactical Leadership Program. 20-year Air Force career.
"Statement to this website 3/25/07: "After 4+ years of research since retirement in 2002, I am 100% convinced that the attacks of September 11, 2001 were planned, organized, and committed by treasonous perpetrators that have infiltrated the highest levels of our government. It is now time to take our country back."


Capt. Daniel Davis, U.S. Army – Former U.S. Army Air Defense Officer and NORAD Tac Director. Decorated with the Bronze Star and the Soldiers Medal for bravery under fire and the Purple Heart for injuries sustained in Viet Nam. Also served in the Army Air Defense Command as Nike Missile Battery Control Officer for the Chicago-Milwaukee Defense Area. Founder and former CEO of Turbine Technology Services Corp., a turbine (jet engine) services and maintenance company (15 years). Former Senior Manager at General Electric Turbine (jet) Engine Division (15 years).
"As a former General Electric Turbine engineering specialist and manager and then CEO of a turbine engineering company, I can guarantee that none of the high tech, high temperature alloy engines on any of the four planes that crashed on 9/11 would be completely destroyed, burned, shattered or melted in any crash or fire. Wrecked, yes, but not destroyed. Where are all of those engines, particularly at the Pentagon? If jet powered aircraft crashed on 9/11, those engines, plus wings and tail assembly, would be there."


I know what I'm gonna be reading this summer.. :D
Thanks for the link nooitaf.. :)
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0 331. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video This is how websites go offline

The difference between a normal system administrator and a computer engineer perhaps?
A engineer would probably have planned for this in the months before.. You know, like brought a ladder, or a just a chair without wheels.. :D
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+1 332. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

USAnumber1:

First of all:
Oldfart mentioned me and started his rant, that's why I reacted to the missile comment.
As I said, I don't have a particular theory in my head, but the lack of videos and the hole CNN showed the day it happened never gave me that fuzzy feeling inside that I get when I feel something matches perfectly.

Pentagon is like a little own city within a large populated area (not HickTown USA), how in the hell could someone NOT get the plane on video? In these days you can't walk down a street without meeting five hundred peoples with camera phones.

The hole I saw on CNN the day it happened (and probably on a metric fuckton of other channels) wasn't clearly not from a Boeing 757.

Second:
How gives it more power to anyone by wanting to know the truth? (I'm not saying that I know the truth, but I'm saying I'm not 100% certain that it was a fucking plane)
I haven't heard of George Soros, and neither have I donated to anything even remotely involved with conspiracy theories (unless Pure Pwnage is some kind secret Myth I haven't heard about).

Who ever did what, I don't who, but I don't think Bush is responsible, he's not smart and doesn't have the balls.

Third:
I don't want to see another image (unless it's the same picture I saw that day), I want an explanation of the picture I saw that day.. And most of all I want to see a frickin' video of the plane hitting the building.. Yes, I know that a plane wouldn't make a perfect plane sized hole, but still, a perfectly circular hole just doesn't fly with me..
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0 333. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video This is how websites go offline

Considering the prize of hardware these days, and the amount of money you make in the computer business, this probably wasn't that expensive for the poor sap.. Unless the site(s) sued him for the down-time or something.. >:)
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-1 334. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Neg's My Ball

He must have been a little devil as a child.. >:)
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+1 335. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

Oldfart:
Saddam had gas which he used on the Kurds.
America has worse gas, and a history of killing of native Americans. (And not to mention the use of Nuclear bombs)
Almost the same fucking thing in my opinion. Saddam couldn't be trusted, but neither can Bush or the US Goverment.

When America has delivered weapons to Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Taliban, who-knows-who-hasn't-got-weapons-but-now-is-a-enemy-of-the-us, I really don't see the point in even bringing up the weapons from France. Like America hasn't gone done shit before without (or despite) the the UN telling it's ok.

I know the speed of a commercial plane, but considering all the video evidence from WTC, I can't fucking believe that there doesn't exist a video from the 'plane' hitting Pentagon as well. I know the difference between high explosives explotions and the shit you see in Hollywood, but do you honestly believe a missile can't be tweaked or altered into looking like a huge fireball? And besides, I never even mentioned a missile until you brought it up. I honeslye don't know what the fuck hit Pentagon, but the lack of video and the perfectly round hole they showed on CNN the day it happened doesn't add up to a Boeing 757!
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+1 336. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

13p0lar:
Are we supposed to miss you or something?

USAnumber1:
1. Give me a link to a video were you can see clearly that it was a plane that hit the Pentagon. Please? :)
2. Barrett M8A1 + Raufoss Mk 211 = Dead anything >:)
3. We know that Saddam gassed the Kurds, but you ranting about the French selling weapons to Saddam is kinda idiotic when you consider how many people the US has supplied with weapons. Besides, the US also has gas and shit worse than that, so why doesn't we invade you because of WMDs? Point being, do you honestly believe you guys invaded Iraq because of weapons? You do know that the 'evidence' from the CIA was bullshit right? I know I've seen Bush on the stand talking about himself getting 'false intel' before he entered Iraq. And even if you believe the Syria shit, wouldn't you guys have invaded them already?
4. Eurotrash comment: It's pretty much the rest of the world, so maybe "the-rest-of-the-world-trash" would cover your basis a little better?

>:)
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+1 337. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

I took one look at the hole at the Pentagon and knew that something wasn't right.. >:)
A big ass Boeing plane making a perfectly circular hole in a building just doesn't fly with me..
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW ME THE VIDEO WHERE A PLANE ACTUALLY HITS THE PENTAGON?! :D
(Beggin' for a link here guys, help me out..)
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0 338. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video America's history by Michael Moore

mdv:
Point being that I know more about your country than do you about my (or other countries for that matter) country..
You live in a bubble which you wont look outside of, while the rest of the world stands outside laughing (and sometimes just feeling bad for you)..
Luckilly there's some Americans that actually manages to stay objective and actually learn something from the Internet.. They should run for President.. Seriously..
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+1 339. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

You should probably thank Europe in general.. America wouldn't be the same without Europe (read. European settlers).. >:)
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+1 340. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

I for one really wanna see the seized video tapes from outside Pentagon.. And the reason the FBI had to confiscate a video showing a 'plane' hitting the pentagon.. >:)
Something just isn't right about that.. >:)
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-2 341. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to deploy a flashbang

Mantric:
These are just normal soldiers, not members of the FSK.. :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forsvarets_Spesialkommando_%28FSK%29
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+1 342. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

BombDiggady:
Thanks for the fun comment, but where in the name of God (don't Interpret this as me being religious) did you get that I'm from the Netherlands?! :O

I'm from Norway, and not particulary proud of it (since we have a great country just because we were lucky enough to find oil and thorium). The point I've been trying to make is that almost every single American think their country is the greatest thing ever invented, while they know near to nothing about other countries. Yes, Norway is a very small country, but still, I don't know how many times I've been asked by Americans "Isn't Norway the capital of Sweden?". I might be a geek who remember shit like this, but at least I know every state capital in each state in the US. And they're not even a individual country, but just a state.

Back to USAnumber1:
"You must realize that if Hitler had not been defeated you would be speaking German and probably would not have the luxury of a computer or any weapons."
And if it werent for a few Norwegians commandos (Operation Gunnerside), Germany would have been able to develop one or more experimental nuclear reactors during WW2. But I'm not expecting you to know things like this.
And besides, If you wanna keep bullshitting with this 'you would speak German' act, we might just mention that it was a Viking named Leif Ericson who found Norht America first. You should maybe even thank me (for my forefathers) that he didn't claim America as his territory. If we go far enough back, America was nothing, so I almost dear you to keep it up. I get it, I really do, USA is (in comparison to a lot of other countries) a new country, and you want to be proud, but please, find something else than "you ow us for saving your ass", cause when push comes to show, America was founded by EUROPEAN settlers. >:)
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+1 343. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

'If you run into ANY airport in the world yelling that you have a bomb you will probably get shot,as well you should !'
Sure as hell wouldn't be shot in Norway. Norwegian police doesn't even carry guns on their body (they keep handguns locked in the back of squad cars).

'We are truly a free country but your jealousy of the US causes you to seek out extremes here and portray them as the norm.'
Have you even read the USA PATRIOT Act?

'It was required of him to ask but knew they would drag their feet to give Saddam months to move all French made weapons to Syria to avoid embarrassment to the French who had been illegally selling weapons to that murderer.'
Do you even do know that the US gave Bin Laden, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Taliban money/weapons to fight against each other and/or Soviet?

'Seals are the best trained,best equipped special forces in the world and the rest of the world(except you)realize that.'
If it's just me, why do your sad ass President ask and beg (through NATO) Norway to send more of our Special Forces to Iraq and Afghanistan?
Remember, a soldier doesn't become 'Special' just because you call him Special. Neither the amount of weapons you strap to him.
Do you even know that those eksplosive bullets (multipurpose) they use in Iraq is manufactured in Norway? (Not that I'm proud of that, but you sure as hell shouldn't be proud of US equipment when it's not even made, or patented in the US).

'Blue pill????viagra? don't need it!!'
The blue pill is a metaphor you ignorant pissant.

Maybe Wikipedia will help you:
Borrowing from the movie (The Matrix), the terms blue pill and red pill have become a popular metaphor for the choice between blissful ignorance (blue) and embracing the sometimes painful truth (red).
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+6 344. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video America's history by Michael Moore

Michael Moore went outside the US bubble and discovered the truth about his own country. Instead of just moving away he actually tries to break the bubble that Americans live inside. Tough crowd though.. Americans would rather believe that the rest of the world have been brainwashed to see America in a bad light, than believing that they are the one who has been brainwashed to see America as the greatest country ever..
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+1 345. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

Or run into a US Airport and shout: "I have a bomb, I really have a bomb! Jihad!"
And see how far you would come..

Fact is USAnumber1, that you would take the blue pill any day of the week.
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+1 346. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

And if you don't believe it, please make you goverment stop nagging my country about sending more Special Forces to Iraq..
If you hate the UN so much, why did Bush beg like a little bitch so the UN would join him in his 'fight agains terrorism'?
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+1 347. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

'but US Seal Team and Delta Force are the deadliest humans on any terrain'

Yeah, cause neither British or Norwegian Special Forces have kicked Navy Seal ass in competitons before.
Even American experts have a acknowledged that both British SAS and Norwegian FSK are far superior than the Deltas or Seals.. When you consider how many Seals and Delta there actually is, this actually isn't that surprising. The more people you include, the less elite you become..
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+1 348. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

'I can (and do ) own as many firearms as I want , own as many vehicles as I can afford (4)and stand on any street corner and voice my opinion on the government,the war,or the economy without fear of being censored by anyone.'

And you can't to that in other countries?
I can do exactly what you can do, and should I be hit by a bus, I can actualy get help without worrying about insurance.

'If you derive your happiness and self worth
by celebrating your country's placement on a UN list then I
feel sorry for you.'

I don't, but wouldn't even that be better than blindly feel happy because your own goverment tells you that you're fortunate?
You're own goverment ows money to a metrich shitload of other countries, your own President cant pronounce the word 'nuclear' and America in all it's glory can't even find Osama Bin Laden who you originally trained and supplied weapons and money to!

'If we do not like our President well hell....we change them every four or eight years.'
I almost hope that Hillary wins, maybe that's gonna make you see the truth (Reagan -> Bush -> Clinton -> Bush -> Clinton).
I bet if George had a son you would probably end up voting for him as well. Or maybe Jenna or Barbara wants to be president?
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0 349. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

USAnumber1:
Did you know the emperor in person? How the hell are you able to predict what would and wouldn't have happened? :(|)
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+1 350. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

'The standard of living here is excellent as are our freedoms.' >:)

http://hdr.undp.org/en/statistics/
12. PLACE FFS! :(|)
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-4 351. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Crazy door

Lazers.. I has dem.. >:)
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+1 352. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

USAnumber1:
'You say not many are knocking on your doors? How come,what is your take on that?'
The point being that for example Norway (and other countries that ranks high as hell on the list of Human Development Index) also has a shitload of people trying to get in. America isn't that desirable anymore, so get over yourself. Seriously..
I read over and over that the US gives so fucking much to every other country, but have you ever even considered that you probably doesn't hear what other countries also give away?
And watching Americans brag about their goodwill kinda falls on the ass when you consider how much debt the US actually has..

http://hdr.undp.org/en/statistics/
http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#Past_top_countries
>:)

If you want to be a moderator, apply, but at least stop insinuating that we abuse our status as moderators.
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+2 353. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

Best desperate argument 2008:
'As far as being a world traveler I am not , but I can spell the words 'position' and 'economic' as you can not.'
When you're out of arguments you turn to criticism of a few misspell words? Come on, that's low..

'The fact that everyone is trying to get INTO America pretty much indicates my basis for believing this is the best country...duh'
Do you really decide what country is best based on the flow of immigrants?
Yeah, cause Norway (or Scandinavia for that matter) doesn't have half of Eastern Europe knockin on our doors..

How about reading some Human Development Reports by the UN? :(|)
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+17 354. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video El Caminito del Rey

Holy shit! That's crazy! :O
Can someone please tell me why someone hasn't made a movie there yet?
(Could it have something to do with the ridiculous cost of insuring everyone makin' the movie?) XD
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+1 355. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

BombDiggady:
I don't blindly trust the media either, but when every single channel and almost every single comedian complains about it, there has to be something to it right? If it weren't true at all the audience wouldn't be laughing as hard as they do. And the show probably wouldn't be as popular if they only made fun of something that doesn't exist. If everyone talks about it, I think there probably something to it. Probably exaggerated, but still..

But I'm getting tired of discussing this shit.. None of us is gonna change opinion, so why even bother?

You got problems over there, please, do something about it so you don't end up falling as hard as the Soviet Union did.

And next time, when a country doesn't want your help, don't invade it.. Period.
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+2 356. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

Where I get my idea that America is getting "invaded" by illegal aliens? Could it be.. Uhm.. American media? BBC, SkyNews, CNN, different late night shows (Craig Ferguson, Dave Letterman, Conan etc), other American stand up comedians and such? Everywhere I look there's someone talking about America and all your "terrible" illegal aliens.. Not to mention all the American sitcoms and movies originating from Hollywood that goes on and on about people jumping your prescious border..

Do you really think it's ok that so many soldiers dies as long as you can breed more than you lose in what seems to be an endless war? :O
Even I feel it's fucked up that so many soldiers have died in Iraq and Afghanistan.. Just because of WMD or whatever your excuse is nowadays..
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+2 357. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

USAnumber1: Do you really wanna even mention natural disasters? *cough*KATRINA!*cough*

Besides, the number of macho Americans is decreasing every day because of the war in Iraq and Afghanistan..
Some day it will be like invading a country full of illegal aliens, old widows and underage girls (gone wild).. >:)
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+1 358. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

Quote:
"this site (I think) is based out of the UK---they can pretty much say whatever the crap they want"

Why do you think Snotr is based out of the UK?
If you had done a lookup you would have seen that the IP originates from Amsterdam, Netherlands. Nuff' said.. 8-)

But one thing I wanna know, isn't America supposed to have freedom of speech? Or do you have to move to Europe to say whatever the crap you want? :O
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+2 359. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses

Wow.. Never seen anyone go back and forth like that in one singlular post.
You obviously want something to be done, but then again, you won't encourage censorship or repercussions.
You're a 'big boy', but still manages to post something like that.

Sidenote: Don't say that the Hiroshima video was posted by me. That's bullshit. I (and obviously other mods) approved that video, that I'll admit. Of course not knowing that someone (again, not me..) would even get into a debate between the Germans being sorry for the Holocaust while Americans being proud of Hiroshima/Nagasaki.. And by the way, why are you even mentioning the F-22 video? Those comments doesn't say anything about America being a 'good' country or not. The comments (at least my comments) evolve around what plane would be most fun, a F-22 or a F-35 (BOTH MADE BY AMERICA FFS!).

What should we, in you opinion, do when a debate around 'America vs Rest of the world' begins?
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+3 360. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Euro dominoes

Personally I think it's pretty simple.

The US economy goes to hell = US Dollar drops like hell.
Does anyone else see a resemblance between the economy in the US at the moment, and the economy in Soviet Union just before the fall of the 'mighty' Union? >:)
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+8 361. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Rodney Mullen skateboarding

Never been a big skateboard fan, but this one even impresses me.. :O
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+5 362. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Euro dominoes

The US Dollar is low as shit because the American economy is fucked up at the moment. If you wanna blaim that on the goverment, fine, do so.. Might it also have something to do with the fact that alot of US citizens borrowed more money to buy a house than they could afford? Hmm..

I'm glad the dollars is low as shit, it just means I save a metric shitload of money everytime i buy something from Amazon, Ebay and ThinkGeek.. >:)
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+7 363. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Double knock-out

Who won the fight? >:)
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0 364. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Interesting new video player

#6
XD
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0 365. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How LOTR should have ended

Kevin Smith is a genius.. No question about ut.. :D

The thing that really pissed me off by the LOTR movies was that there were another 30 minutes AFTER THE RING WAS DESTROYED!
I were starting getting my jacket on and everything, but nooooo.. Let show another 30 min of walking.. :O
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-3 366. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Rich Sheik...

And Joe Rogan is only known for his trashtalking about Carlos.. >:)
More and more people are getting 'famous' despite of actually accomplishing something.. (Only difference between Joe Rogan and Paris Hilton is that she actually followed up on her way to fame and made a sex video)

If Carlos Mencia can make a joke funnier than some other douchebag, why not?
(And it's inevitable that someone, someday will come up with a similar or identical joke. Come on, who didn't think of who were gonna build the fence between USA and Mexico? I'm from Norway and even I thought that when I saw it on YouTube)
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0 367. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Massive recoil

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+9 368. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Massive recoil

#2
Just because George W. Bush makes a big banner with the text "Victory" and stands in front of it, doesn't mean you've actually won the war.. >:)
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+3 369. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Euro dominoes

If you spend that much time on setting up dominoes, I guess you've earned the right to cheer like that.. :D
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+13 370. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Euro dominoes

Euro is the currency in a lot of the nations which is a member of the European Union (some countries still use their own currency, like the UK, Sweden etc)

At the moment 1 Euro is ca 1,67 US Dollars (As you can see, 1 Euro is worth more than USD. But that's not saying much, since the USD has dropped in value like hell lately.) >:)
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0 371. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Dog + cat + rat = ...

:D
He's probably right.. I would certainly pay to see that with my own eyes.. No questions about it.. :)
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+2 372. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Giant LEGO boulder

How did I know it was gonna hit a car? >:)
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0 373. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Melvin the Superhero

If you buy the DVDs you'll get some funny Behind The Scenes.. Like for example, the hair was supposed to fall off.. :D
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+5 374. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Aries Spears' rap combination

BONUS:
Watch how the dude in the background almost completely blends in with the CDs.. >:)
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+4 375. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hitler plays Bill Gates

If you had read the description you would have seen that the original movie was called 'Der Untergang'. :)
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+3 376. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hitler plays Bill Gates

Don't fear the penguins 8-)
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+5 377. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bill Gates with Conan O'Brien

I just hope he used protection.. >:)
You never know what kind of viruses you'll gonna get when you use Windows.. :D
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+9 378. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Beach landing gone wrong

And the beach ended up 'capturing' them.. >:)
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+7 379. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The living camera

If he got his own helicopter and Adobe Photoshop, Google Earth would be in serious trouble.. >:)
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+1 380. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

The day Norway denies America more oil is the day before Norwegians are claimed to be 'Extremists' or 'terrorists'.. Please, prove me wrong when the day comes.. I don't want our stupid ass politicians to have to chose between just surrendering to America or letting Russia help us.. NATO doesn't mean shit when the US doesn't get what it wants.. For fucks sake, the gasoline is cheaper in the states than here in Norway.. Hmm.. I wonder why..
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+2 381. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

I just can't see how someone so 'old' as you claim to be, can end a post with 'Fucktard' and not see how that just kills the dispassion of your entire post.
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+2 382. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

You're referring to him as the younger generation, yet you still end your post with 'Fucktard.'. Do you even have generation younger than yourself?
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+1 383. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

But he was born on a American Naval Air Station.. And the Panama Canal was under American control.. It sucks, I know..
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+1 384. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

I want to believe? :(|)
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+1 385. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

Well, John McCain is a good friend of the "President of Germany, Vladimir Putin".. That's always a plus..
http://www.snotr.com/video/840
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+1 386. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

But at least Bill Clinton had some real fun in The Oval Office..
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0 387. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

#36
As long as American lives were spared it's alright?
70 000 dead in a blink of an eye, totally ok? Seriously? That cold?

#37
What's your homepage? www.WeLoveAmerica.gov?
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+2 388. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

Yeah, cause saying "you Europeans hate Americans." isn't generalizing at all..
Just because you're English teacher experienced hate towards America doesn't justify you saying that every individual country in all of Europe hates America..

But seeing Carlos Mencia ranting about American "supahpowa" concerning nuclear bombs isn't actually helping your cause either.. Patriotism in medium chunks please?
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+1 389. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

Yes i does! You get me!>:)
(I'll be more careful approving "innocent" video clips like this in the future, jeez..)
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+1 390. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

And 'Americans' would be speaking Navajo if it wasn't for the European emigration across the Atlantic Ocean.. Buhu..
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-1 391. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

#14
If America gives out so fuckin' much money, why doesn't USA pay their debts to other countries?
[http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/]

(Don't even get me started with the amounts of money that Norway just gives away each year..) :O
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+5 392. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

Someone had to drop the atom bomb at a populated area some time, and that someone ended up being America.. Luckilly the US had goodwill when it happened, and ended up coming from it somewhat ok.. If it were Russia (Soviet) that had dropped the a-bomb you can bet your ass that country would have been hated x18 more than America experiences now..
:|

PS: I don't hate the US of A, but I'm not a groupie either..
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+7 393. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

And according to Discovery Channel / National Geographic Channel Japan had their own nuclear bomb project going on.. Shit was about to hit the fan either way..
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-2 394. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hiroshima

Fergus_Thedog:

Well said.. :)
But still, some 'experts' still claim that killing of almost everyone in Hiroshima and Nagasaki were a good strategic point (since it made Japan surrender so quickly). And even if you count the people that died of the fallout, Holocaust still killed more people than the two bombs. :|
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0 395. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Don't throw paperclips at your co-worker...

Ja, det er vi.. >:)
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+2 396. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Don't throw paperclips at your co-worker...

Well, they do speak Norwegian in this clip, so they do probably have the money (and time) to jerk around like this.. >:)
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+2 397. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Paris Hilton interview

Oh? Is this staged? :O
Was that even a question? Obviously this is staged, do you really think Paris is quick enough to come up with those somewhat funny answers?

It's Jimmy's questions that are funny! >:)
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-3 398. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Einstein speed painting

I couldn't learn this even if I studied for 50 years.. :O
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0 399. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video High speed skateboarding

What?! No phail? Anywhere? >:)
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-1 400. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Awesome prank on telemarketer

Or you could use Linux and actually don't be afraid of clicking on any link. Viruses is for users of M$ Windows. :(|)
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+1 401. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Americans are NOT stupid...

Sorry to say, but sometimes it really seems like Americans live in their own private little bubble. Other countries can look in, but Americans can't (or won't) look out.

Can't even remember how many times I've been asked the question "Isn't Norway the capitol of Sweden?" or the other typical question "What?! Is Norway a individual country? I was sure it was a state in Europe!".. :|
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0 402. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Awesome prank on telemarketer

We're getting fancy colors on our comments soon anyways.. :D
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0 403. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Awesome prank on telemarketer

>:)
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+4 404. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Awesome prank on telemarketer

When reviewing videos, please use the following guidelines:

1. Videos should be approved only if they are worth watching (i.e. funny, interesting, or otherwise special).
2. No duplicate videos (reject videos that have been published earlier).
3. No NSFW/porn content.
4. Keep religion / politics / animal cruelty to a minimum, since people are extremely sensitive at these points.
5. No music videos, unless they are very, very special.



I absolutely find this one safe for work, and obviously so did other moderators. :)
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+2 405. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video F-22 maneuverability

#4
Still, wouldn't you have more fun with a plane that could land vertical AND fly like a normal jet?
As a civilian I would appreciate landing the plane in my own driveway more than worrying about Russia seeing me on their radar.. >:)
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0 406. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Acrobatic ninja moves

Luckilly people with this type of disiplin and devotion rarely use it in real life.. >:)
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+8 407. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ken lee

"Ken leee....!" XD
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-6 408. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video F-22 maneuverability

1. Haven't we all seen Russian/Soviet figtherjets do this like 20 years ageo?
2. Fun? Yes. But would still have more fun with the VTOL version of the F-35.. (VTOL over Stealth anyday of the week)
3. Fire some missiles or something! >:)
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0 409. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Lego machine gun

Sure the steel balls wouldn't fall out of the "clip" as fast as they are "shot" out? :(|)
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0 410. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video I believe I can fly...

I USE LINUX, I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT TROJANS AND VIRUSES! >:)
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-3 411. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video 7 years old kid steals car

This is what happens when dumb stupid Americans can't drive a manual gear and every fuckin' car in the country has automatic transmission! >:)
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+5 412. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Gardening made easy

Evilgenius found.. Stop the search.. >:)
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+2 413. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Electronic beat machine

Fuck it, I want one.. Where can I get this thing? :)
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-3 414. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How to fold a railroad tank

>:)
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0 415. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Science machine

Dude, how could you possible achieve this in Vista without it restarting 3 times during the 40 hours? >:)
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-1 416. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Halo triple kill

Awesome.. >:)
And finally someone who doesn't ruin a vid with fucked up text... Clean and simple, white text on black background.. :D
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-2 417. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Dove Onslaught(er)

I have no problem with greenpeace being all green and naturelovable, but being concerned about the envirement and hating everyone making money is two different things. Instead of protesting every fuckin' major company in the world, why not use some of their own fuckin' big lot of money on technology that does the same but are gentler towards the envirement?

And yes, Greenpeace has a fuckin' lot of money themselves. The difference is that they don't deliver a product back to everyone donating money.
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+2 418. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to drift

At least he was using his turnsignal.. >:)
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+1 419. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Barack Obama gives Hillary Clinton the finger?

So descreet until the smirk.. >:)
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0 420. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Popping a water balloon at 2000 fps

#9

I don't wanna know the answer! (Do you think I'm that shallow?) >:)
I wanna see with my own eyes "if" a bullet in flight cast a shadow!

Seeing is believing.

I don't wanna the answer to "how did JFK die?", I wanna see it in HD with a fuckin' lot of frames per second! :D
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-3 421. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video George Bush is funny

How did this commentsection end up discussing the UK? :S

I didn't bring up the UK, and neither did the two comments before me, so why are you asking "British politicians better than American?" BombDiggady?
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+1 422. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Popping a water balloon at 2000 fps

My contribution to a myth soon to be busted by Mythbusters:
Does a bullet in flight cast a shadow? >:)

(They could just shoot a bullet and use a hfps camera to check if they see a fuckin' shadow!)
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+2 423. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video George Bush is funny

Thank god the US Constitution prevents him from running again.. He would probably win since Americans neither can spell Hillary or Barack.
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+7 424. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bowling: spinning ball spare

#5 BombDiggady

Still, it beats sitting on Snotr all day commenting on other peoples lack of life goals.. >:)
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0 425. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video A classic mother - daughter conversation

solofara and bochenghu:

What you guys write just makes me laugh even harder. >:)

BTW, I don't have any siblings, but yes, wisdom is practically lacking on my part. Good to see someone finally know everything about me from a post on Snotr. :D

CAN THIS DUDE PLEASE POST A NEW VIDEO?!
I WAN'T TO SEE MORE! :D
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+3 426. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Monkey versus dog

I want to se more! :D
(Usually I'm a animal lover, but I would love to se that dog tear that monkey a new one!) >:)
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+1 427. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video A classic mother - daughter conversation

#19. solofara
Chill out. I'm fuckin 29 years old, and I found this incredible funny. And I'm a "stupid" Mensa member.
In the video you see the mom (old as shit) laugh as well. So If you didn't find this funny I feel sorry for you, cause this video will go down in history as a classic!
Even the mother says "in the butt" at the end for fucks sake! >:)
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0 428. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Nugget shoe polish

XD
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0 429. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Super Mario Reloaded

Awesome! :D
It actually made me wanne see the movie again.
Great use of pixels! >:)
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+4 430. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video A classic mother - daughter conversation

"in the butt!" >:)

Thank God this didn't get deleted! :D
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+1 431. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Laser Flashlight Hack

Audio isn't in sync with the video it seems.
I always though I had to buy a green laser to pop anything.. :|
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-4 432. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Hairy situation

Were they born without better imagination or did they plan to make such a half-ass louse commercial? :O
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+2 433. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Pointless ownage - revenge on revenge

I just felt something in my pants react and jump into my body.. :O
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+2 434. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Are men better than women?

Female and males are different. Deal with it.
I have absolutely nothing agains the other sex, but come on, if they really wanted 100% equality in everything, why is it that only men are drafted to go in the army while it's totally up to each female individual if they want to or not?

I get the fact that you want the same pay as me, but please respect me when I say that you can't get 100% of all the jobs men can get. (Penis model for example, a woman would suck at that. If that's even a real job?)
My girlfriend refuses to go to a male OB/GYN, so why the fuck shouldn't I be allowed to refuse to get massage from a dude when she drags me to those fucked up spa-thinges.

"If you can't get a massage from a guy that just means you want to be touched by another woman!"
"You dragged me her for fucks sake you crazy *****!"

:|
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0 435. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ice Age 3 trailer

#6:
Didn't Discovery tell you that for example alligators actually is a type of dinosaus? Or was it that dead crocodile hunter that said so? >:)
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-1 436. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Bride gone crazy

Is she filthy rich or something?
Either she's rich as shit, or else there also something seriously wrong with the soon-to-be-husband. Maybe he's just as crazy?
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0 437. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Incredibly accurate archer

OMFG.. >:)
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+4 438. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Cat loves to be spanked

Tears in my eyes laughing from this shit.. XD

I can see it with my eyes, but my brain still can't believe this.. >:)
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0 439. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How the penguins flew

What about a talking parrot? No wait..
Hmm.. How about a Gorilla Guerrilla leader in Timor or somethin'?
"I ain't eathing more bananas! We need a revolution!" >:)
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+2 440. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video You`re Beautiful - parody

I finally get it! >:)
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0 441. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Real beauty

Everyone knows that Scandinavian girls are the hottest in the world. :D
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-3 442. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Case chase with surprising ending

Well thats one minute and seven seconds I'll never get back.. Thanks for the waste of time!
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+1 443. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Slow motion slap in the face

cannnobaL:
The point is that Snotr always is one or two days behind a crappy site like yourdailymedia.. A site like Snotr should be in front of the competition.. You can say what you want, however it's a competition or what, but since both are videosites looking for visitors, and yourdailymedia is first with videos, they might steal some visitors. And visitors on a site is important.
Two videosharingssites = competition for visitors

And I don't wanna Snotr loose to a crappy site like yourdailymedia! I won't leave Snotr, but other might if they keep seeing yourdailymedia being in front of what Snotr posts.
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0 444. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Swing Wing

Still, more usefull than the Treadmill bike (http://www.snotr.com/video/721).. >:)
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+1 445. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Slow motion slap in the face

When did Snotr turn into a wannabe yourdailymedia.com ?
Lately all I've seen here has alreay been posted on yourdailymedia. Aren't we good enough uploaders? :O
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+7 446. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Loose wheel

Yeah, how the fuck would handbrake be useful in this situation? :O
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+7 447. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Musical keyboard skills

I don't care if someone thinks he looks weird.. This is pure talent.. And I feel lucky to have seen this vid.. :)
(Would probably give my little toe to have a talent like that)
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+8 448. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Woman overreacts when tapped on head

"A woman in a court room miserably fails to fake a painful reaction when tapped on her head softly by her opponent." ???

She doesn't FAIL TO FAKE! She obviously succeds in faking, just not convincingly.. >:)
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0 449. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Weird Ford Ka commercial

Say whatever you want, but I found that funny! >:)
Not sure I would feel the same if I saw it on TV instead on da interwebs.. :|
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+4 450. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Pop-up alphabet book

Noobeater:
Which country?
Personally I feel they left out Æ, Ø and Å.. >:)
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+9 451. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Small house looks larger

It's probably amazing at first, but as soon as you move in and take all your crap with you, you will see how little space you actually have.. And how amazingly unpractical it is to have tiny areas with useless heigth..

Nice at first, probably hell to live in..
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+1 452. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Too detailed Line Rider

Noureddin:
Not to be rude, but shut the fuck up. If you can use your time here on Snotr, let someone with talent use their time to do what they want.
I have a wife and a little kid, but still, I would kill to be as talented as the person who made this.

Admit it Noureddin, you're sick with envy. You probably don't even have a life yourself. ;)
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+4 453. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Mechanical calculator

Where can I buy one?

And to all you fuckers saying this is unpractical, get a fucking degree or get my fries! Your choice.. >:)
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+1 454. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Can time slow down?

Come on.. Einstein proved that time isn't constant. It depends on speed and other variables..

Einsteins experiment in 1971 after his death.

One atomic clock on the ground.
One atomic clock in a jet around the world at 600 miles per hour. The atomic clocks showed the same time when the jet started. When the jet came back (around) with the atomic clock, that clock was behind the one on the ground by a few billionths of a second. Why such a small difference? Cause 600 miles per hour is just a tiny fraction of the speed of light.
To see any significant difference in time, you'd have to be traveling many millions of miles and hour faster.

>:)
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+6 455. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Reporter vs sled

Kinetic energy is a bitch sometimes.. Somehow smart people manage to avoid this type of kinetic energy though.. >:)
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-3 456. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Scary maze prank

I actually don't give a shit if this ruins this kid for life.. I found it funny as hell! >:)
If he can't take that he won't get far in life anyway..
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+3 457. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Weirdest gunfight ever

If the movie was made entirely by Norwegian investors, is the movie still "Swedish?" ? >:)
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+6 458. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Death Metal Puppy

yahoo514:
That's pretty obvious considering you can see his mouth/jaw being pulled back by the air pressure..
I still find it impressive how the music and the biting is syncronized.. Prette awesome video.. Much better with this song..
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+4 459. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Death Metal Puppy

:O
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+6 460. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video News presenter vs reporter

Oh.. Never seen a big argument like this before.. Never ever.. >:)
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-3 461. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Chair flip

Not saying it's fake, but it looks fake to me.. Maybe just bad editing or something, but I still think that they cut to videos together somewhere when the chair is in the air -> on the floor..
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+6 462. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Mr. Bean iTunes Ad

Pretty old?
It says "(C) 2007 Universal Studios. All Right Reserved" at the end.. >:)
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+1 463. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Insane car chase

Cheeseburger:
Actually Dutch is similar to Norwegian, but both originally came from German..

peelo2020:
You didn't understand a word of what's being said? Didn't you hear all the "idiot" phrases? That word means the same in Dutch as it does in English, and again as it does in a lot of other languages..

VidPoster:
What's so insane about this? I'm not impressed at all..
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-2 464. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Chugging a bottle of vodka

Russia got talent? >:)
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+2 465. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Camaro stunting on highway

Not sure that even deserves a vote.. :(
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+1 466. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Chugging a bottle of vodka

JFKendall:
Metric system ftw!


The number one reason for going to Finland or Sweden for us Norwegians is to buy cheap alcohol.. >:)

Hold kjeft og ta deg en dram!
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+3 467. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The "let me in!" cat

:D
Cats are awesome..
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-1 468. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The perfect celebrity?

Welll at least I don't have a man-crush like you perverts! 8-)
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-2 469. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The perfect celebrity?

:D
The short hair, the halfday beard/moustache, the large nose compared to the face.. Come on! It's a dude! >:)
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+17 470. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The perfect celebrity?

Is it just me, or did that last face look like a tranvestite? >:)
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+3 471. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Talking cat

You know you're been inside/alone to much when you start talking to the camera.. >:)
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+21 472. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Chicken transformation

LMAO! :D
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+13 473. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to react to the police

Good moaning? (x2) >:)
Womam?
Boufriend?
And the woman get's a waning?


Gotta love whomever subtitled this vid.. >:)
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+9 474. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to park your car

And the turnsignal keeps blinkin'! >:)
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+2 475. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Gunfire prank

Is the video out of sync with the audio or does he have some kind of sixth sense?
He reacts before the sound even comes ffs! >:)
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+4 476. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Russian granny with nerves of steel

Absence of reaction? She stopped.. That's a reaction in itself.. >:)
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-1 477. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Election results leaked early

Isn't this kinda what happened in Russia? The news here where I live have been telling me for a couple of weeks that Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev was gonna be elected this time, and you know what? He did! >:)
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+18 478. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Skydiving without a parachute

Should have thrown out a parachute and then jumped after it after about 1 min.. >:)
That would be a real challenge..
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-2 479. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Best scene from the Office (US)

Can't actually believe this worked.. Even on a character like Dwight.. >:)
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+10 480. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How not to pull down a palm tree

Can someone tell me what they actually tried to do?
Did the plan that the car would drive away as the three fell or what?
Can't see how so many people can be that stupid at the same time.. >:)
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+2 481. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Raymon Crowe on David Letterman

Unfuckin'believeable.. :O
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+3 482. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Ford: Human car

FFS.. Could they at least have shown the car at the end? I want to have some sensation how the car looks after watching a one minute long commersial.

Personally I like BMW and Audi.. But thats just me..
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0 483. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Ray Gun In Action

Let's all go together and fuck up Russia before we take on America.. >:)
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+1 484. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Ray Gun In Action

Haven't wee all seen this on Discovery before?
They use a similar wavelength as microwave oven and make you skin feel so hot that you can't stand it. I think they had two methods, one was to make you feel sick and one to make your skin feel really hot.

(BTW, he isn't thrown back like it seems, he's just reacting to the beam for the first time.)
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+1 485. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Star Wars according to a 3-year old

That is one cool kid.. >:)
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+7 486. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Don't judge too quickly

The commersial with the cat was funny.. >:)
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+2 487. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Man proposes during NBA halftime...

Get that dude to a stripclub ASAP! And get some beers into him.. >:)

Run Forrest! Run!! :D
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+1 488. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video AMP Energy Super Bowl ad

Stupidity is funny.. Therefore, this commersial is funny.. >:)
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+5 490. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video RollerCoaster Tycoon massacre

We're all mentally degenerated individuals.. That's whats makes us individuals.. >:)

This video is nice, I have an opinion.. Deal with it..
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+1 491. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Music track made with Windows 98/XP sounds

That's amazing.. Real impressive.. :(|)
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-5 492. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Advanced squirrel

Knew this had to be danish.. Those fuckers probably use MS Paint and Windows Movie Maker to make this crap..
Not even the first hop looks real ffs! >:)
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+3 493. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The most spoiled girl in the world?

I bet if you had sex with the daughter you would feel like a necrophiliac.
There's nothing except her lisp to determine if she's alive or not!

This can't be true. It simply can't be true. At worst she's weird and the editors have done this for funzies..
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+10 494. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Men in Coats show

First time I've seen that version of the bunny trick.. >:)
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0 495. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Matchstick Cube

All this and no fire? No flames what so ever? :O
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+3 496. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Stupid cop doesn't like to be called "dude"

I can't believe someone actually got this on camera! >:)
Someone really needs a cookie..
Or maybe a dictionary, since it doesn't look like he has heard the term "dude" before..
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0 497. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video sudo rm -rf /

Good video, but tell me.. If the entire file system gets deleted, why does it say: "Cannot remove.." like 200 hundred times during the video? :P

BTW, can't see why it's supposed to be funny that the kitty survived.. If it was the only thing left, maybe..
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+3 498. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Helicopter low passes

For those wondering about what song this is, it's Hysteria by Muse from the album Absolution. According to TrackID.

Great vid..
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0 499. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Dark Knight trailer in LEGO

Great! :D
But still, i think the The Office version of the trailer is better.. Also known as "The Dwight Knight"
http://www.stage6.com/user/Esquire/video/2016562/The-Dwight-Knight---The-Office-vs-The-Dark-Knight-Trailer

Looking forward to the real movie.. >:)
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-11 500. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Oops... sorry!

Of course they just drove away.. Do you really think they were gonna exchange information and just let it up to the insurance companies? :P

"Oh.. I'm so sorry, here, this is the number for George W. Bush, he will pay you for you 180 year old piece of shit car.."
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+3 501. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video A blonde and a 3rd grade geography question

It's so funny to see everyone blaming this on the IQ of Americans.. Personally I don't like America, but come on? You're not exactly a scholar if you seriously think IQ has anything to do with what you know.
IQ has to do with how fast your mind logically solves a logic problem. And how fast you manage to do these kind of problems in a set time.

If you don't know what IQ really is, don't embarrass yourself by claiming someone else has a low IQ.

I think it's fucked up she doesn't know that Europe isn't a country, but that has nothing to do with her IQ. Maybe she never was told this, or maybe she forgot it. But it has nothing to do with solving problems in your head.

Let Americans live in their little bubble anyway.. Let them feel on top of the world as long as it lasts..
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+2 502. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Mocha in "His First Broccoli!"

I think the Tarsier (also known as "Dramatic Lemur"?) was better.. :D
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0 503. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video The Kamov Ka-50

50 kilometers faster? When did kilometers become a unit for measuring speed? Is it implied that 50km is in hour?
And even if they mean 50km/h faster, faster than what?! A car? A plane? A boat?
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+2 504. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Working out

Ah.. To be young and drunk again.. >:)
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+2 505. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video AA-12: world's deadliest shotgun

Audio a little bit out of sync?
But still.. Post more of these video clips.. :)
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0 506. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Best karate punch ever

metro:
Ever broken anything?
When you fracture something, the bone density gets higher when the fracture heals it selves.
People who do this professionally uses an old technique in which you break enough stones and in very small ways ruins your bones, making them harder again when they heal.

You should do some reading.. But since I get your of the generation who doesn't like to read, here some video:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1159614301/Hard_Body_Training
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+5 507. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Frozen Grand Central

I would be kinda afraid if I saw that many just freeze at the exact same time.. :O
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+4 508. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Awesome personal head-copter

How much is this? *surfin' ebay just hoping to find it* >:)
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+8 509. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Dramatic Lemur

I've watched this like 15 times now, and still cant watch it without bursting out in laugher..

I wonder why it does it.. Maybe he sees himself/herself in the camera lens and are amazed or sumthin'.. >:)
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+3 510. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Jeep: heated seats

Good to see someone being a little bit humane.. It sucks to get your tongue stuck! >:)
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+2 511. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video How NOT to use powerpoint

Still think Michael Scott (Steve Carell) in The Office (US) is much better with his funny powerpoint presentations.
He even has video! :o
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0 512. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video McCain calls Putin the president of Germany

Bush had some stupid comments before he became president to, and he got elected, so this was probably planned!
CIA made him do it! >:)
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+6 513. Aliquantulus commented 10 years ago on video Tall basketball player can dunk without jumping

If I were that tall I wouldn't play basketball, I would play a villain in the next James Bond movie or something. Maybe be a professional Giraffe hunter? Or have a baby with a sexy female midget just to see what came out?
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+5 514. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Dolphins invent the wheel

BombDiggady:

Are you so leet you can actually headshoot someone under water?
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+2 515. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Cat with gloves

@jej_knowles:
Get a life? How did you know that we are without a life?
We were born cold and evil, and spend all our time commenting on other peoples cruelty.
Thats correct. 5 points to you...

Is it really the cats fault for allowing them to put the gloves on? You obviously see that it doesn't like it afterwards, so why continue?

Am I suddenly not allowed to express my opinion when a innocent animal is being messed with just for the fun of it?
I so, the human race in general doesn't deserve to live.

PS: You really show the world you're smart by writing "hyper-sensitive".
Your vocabulary must be awesome.. (Maybe even "Hyper-vocabulary"?)
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+5 516. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Skilled Midget

@Friendlysoul

You're kidding right? Do you really think someone is stupid enough to think that this actually is a midget? >:)
Yes, you can see him turning his hand (in his right shoe) back again after turning his "foot" 360 degrees, but seriously, who ever thought that this was an actual midget? Even before that happened you'd have to have known that this wasn't a midget..
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+2 517. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Cat with gloves

@Napper

That is cruel. They put a cat in a situation not normal to a cat which the cat obviously doesn't like. You can clearly see the cat shaking his/her feet trying to get of the gloves in order to walk normal again.
How would you feel if someone enormously larger than you put your feet (and hands) in buckets of concrete and let it set so you almost couldn't move?

And yes, even though they don't kick the cat that hard, they do it to force the cat to do something it doesn't want to do.

And all this shit just so some fucked up people could have a laugh.. Pathetic.. :|
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+2 518. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Cat with gloves

@Kaki

Cause it's kinda implied that terrorist doesn't deserve a life?

But yes, let compare animal cruelty to terrorism. What country do you want to invade because of animal cruelty? Australia? Those fuckers had their way with both Skippy and Flipper!
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0 519. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Cat with gloves

Some might call this cruel? No way? Kicking a cat after putting gloves on the cat is of course not cruel at all.

I some day wish I could travel the world killing off people that are cruel (like in this video) to animals.
The world is already overpopulated like hell, so why the fuck should someone like this be allowed a life?
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+1 520. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Drunk guy loses balance

@BombDiggady

Don't you see the reference to Americans? He's clearly not an American himself, so why the fuck should he be able to type English 100% percent like you do? Not that even you manage to do that, since you claim that he doesn't KNOW how to use the English language. There's a difference in knowing and actually using what you know.

Who are you to KNOW what he knows and doesn't know? Are you maybe inside his head or sumthin'? (see, I know how to use the language, but I willingly look away from it to prove a point).

Not that Americans know how to take a point.
"Yes, we live in a bubble, we almost don't even know what's west and what's east, but where.. eh.. smart?"
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-2 521. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Icy collisions in Portland

@Kaki

Do you actually think I've never heard about New Hampshire? :p

Want me to name a Norwegian city and see if you've ever heard about it? :D
"Yeah, I'm an American, and I think Norway is the capital of Sweden.. For sure.. I've heard it somewhere.."

How can I simplify my point? Hmm..
IF YOU MANAGE TO STOP THE FUCKING CAR, PUT ON THE BREAK AND DON'T DO ANYTHING!

You can clearly see in the video clip that the red car comes to a completely halt several times, how can you be so stupid to actually accelerate after you've gone sideways down the street but then stopped?
"I just managed to stop after I went sideways with my car, the thing to do now is to accelerate like hell!"

@apex
There's no such thing as absolutely zero (0) friction. Not even transparent ice (aka black ice because of black asphalt) has no friction. And besides, it's not black ice on this video clip..

@Ninja
Oh yes, we're fighting like crazy? Don't you see the blood slingin' across the comments?
You're probably not even qualified for Special Olympics, and sure as hell not the regular version either.
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-1 522. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video How Not To Flip Over A Car

@Kaki

Copy paste is to difficult for you? >:)
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+5 523. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Planets in scale and size

:O
Never was afraid of the universe until now..
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+5 524. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Nuclear explosions

SixaxisDualshock:

Because we have gone colorblind from all the radiation.. :P
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+3 525. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Ruined moment

They should have been naked.. Much better, and much funnier.. >:)
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+7 526. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Beer bottle opening

Did someone just get old enough to buy beer legally or something? >:)
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+2 527. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Hyper-Sub Fathom

I want one.. No wait.. I want two! 8-)
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-2 528. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Marshmallow eating

Were this people affected by the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Can't see how they could come up with this any other way that they were really damaged by radiation.. >:)
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+3 529. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Bike Destroyed During Bad Wipeout

"I'm not stupid enough to lose control of my bike and almost kill myself.." >:)
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+3 530. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Jet-Turbine Fire Extinguisher

It has belts FFS! How are you supposed to transport it to a fire in a hurry?
"Yeah, I'm just going to park my helicopter here with to jet-engines and a fucking lot of water.."
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+1 532. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Like playing soccer a bit too much?

Nice rant JerryD..
I actually agree with you.. Kicking an animal is never funny, special effects or not..
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+2 533. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video How not to Drag Race

With so many people drag racing every year, I bet this has happened more times than just this one.. >:)
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+7 534. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video ASUS, your best defense against crossbow attacks

I wouldn't try that with a plasma screen..

"Hey, is this the fire department?"
"Yes, what is your emergency?"
"I 'accidentally' shot my plasma screen with a real crossbow, and now it's leaking plasma like hell!"
"It's leaking PLASMA?!?!?!"
"Yes.."
"Like in Star Trek?"
>:)
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+2 535. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Darwin Evolution

The American way of disproving "bullcrap".. Way to go! >:)
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+5 536. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Amazing Mustang drawing

The watch and Aston Martin he had on his website looked way better...
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+2 537. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Man turns dark blue

If he really believes he turned blue naturally, he deserves to be blue. Not to be picked on, but to be blue.
How the fuck can you turn blue and still think it has nothing to do with the silver you're practically drinking..
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+6 538. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Real-life Spiderman?

"This guy apparently climbs skyscrapers with his bare hands."

Was he supposed to think his way up the skyscrapers? Or maybe jump? >:)
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+7 539. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Homer Simpson takes a photo of himself everyday for 39 years

Just the title made me laugh! :D
Homer always make me laugh! >:)
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+3 540. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Cornershot gun

Think I saw this on Discovery or National Geographic Channel over a year ago or sumthin'..
They said it was an American patent, but that might be American propaganda for ya..
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-3 541. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Painful stools

Thats just stupid.. :|
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+14 542. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Room illusion

This is seriously fucked up.. I will never trust my vision again.. >:)
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+9 543. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Insane battery hack

LAME! :D
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+8 544. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Drunk dude in metro station

Don't see the point in filming this.. And what other proof do you have to say he's drunk?
This actually says a lot more about the cameraman than it does of the so called "drunk dude".
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-2 545. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Where are they now?

Thats so good I almost watched it twice! And I never watch something twice! :D
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-2 546. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Pelican eats duck

Couldn't the cameraman kick the pelican to save the duck or sumthin'?
Nature is a bitch.. In general..
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-4 547. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Weird sleeping cat

I don't believe you..
First of all cause I just can't believe a statement like that.
And second of all, I'm not alone, the kitten in the video also likes sleeping like that! :p
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-8 548. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Weird sleeping cat

Is it really just me who finds that sleeping position comfortable?
Sometimes I wake with my head dangling outside the bed..
I find it comfortable, but my fiancé often gives me a weird look like I'm the weird one..
And she's the one who have to sleep with two pillows!
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0 549. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video New robot capabilities

It might be a robot, but I've heard humans play that song on a violin much better.
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-2 550. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Wanna get away?

If someone was stupid enough to do that to my TV they sure as hell better get a way in a hurry!
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+19 551. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Unless the glasses can perform miracles...

It might be lame, but I actually liked it.. :D
There's too much other lame ads out there to even call this one "lame".. :p
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+2 552. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video The Machine Girl trailer

:O
In "Spark on insanity" Jeff Dunham said: "this is to stupid to make up". And I agreed.
After watching this video clip I honestly doesn't believe that any more.

How the **** can someone come up with this shit? They must be abusing drugs..
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+2 553. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video 50 Cent's home

You're not filthy rich until you buy a Ferrari F50.. >:)
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0 554. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Skateboarding dog #3

Awesome! Go Pete! :D
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-5 555. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Icy collisions in Portland

AfricanAnime:
Do you really wanna go there? Do you honestly think you have more icy roads any place in the US (Alaska not inkluded) than we have in Norway?
(I know most Americans doesn't know where the fuck Norway is, but still, come on..)

My point to be short and exact:
If you car actually manages to stop (like it does in the video), you would have to be a fuckin' idiot to then try to accelerate like hell. You can clearly hear the driver revving the engine and spinning like hell on the ice, but the driver keeps spinning even though it doesn't have an instantly effect, so therefore it finally gets some grip and then proceeds and hitting some more cars. Thats just brilliant right?

Don't come here and claim that "it's completely impossible when it's that cold and icy", cause there no such thing as absolutely zero (0!) friction.
The red cars goes in like 7 different directions during the video, but it also stops for some brief periods, and THEN IT WOULD MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, BE A FUCKIN' GOOD IDEA TO ACTUALLY NOT SLAM ON THE GAS PEDAL! >:)

In this situation where the driver doesn't have any skills on driving on ice what so ever. Braking would keep the car from going in almost every possible direction and just keep hitting more cars.
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-4 556. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Icy collisions in Portland

To add a little bit more: If you manage to stop the car (like they do sometimes in the video), it won't start going somewhere again (and hit even more cars) unless you do something yourself.
An element that stands still will stay still until another force makes it move. And ICE isn't a force.
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-4 557. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Icy collisions in Portland

mammon:
I'm from Norway, and we have a lot more ice and snow than Portland does. Norway has colder winters than Iceland ffs.
I have a drivers license, and believe me, it's a lot more needed to get a drivers license in Norway than it does in America. We're even obligated to pass a course in driving on ice and snow. We have to pass the course with both ABS brakes and older cars without ABS brakes. When I took the course I even had to complete the course with both tires with spikes and wintertires without spikes. But i think they removed it since I took got my drivers license.

missybo:
Yes, I see the brake light, but I also hear the car trying to take control by stepping on the gas throttle, which absolutely won't work. Do you honestly want to tell me that the car would take all those turns if the driver had held in the brakes all the time?

Admit it, when Americans sometimes have to drive on ice they get so surprised they panic and do all sort of stuff they shouldn't. Thats why Norway has something called "Glattkjøring" where we have to test our abilites to take control of the car on ice if something should run into the road (on the course foam shaped like humas come flying into the road). There we can do it as many times we want so we're capable to react right if something should happen. And when we feel we master it, we have to run through the course at normal high speed and react when things happen.

Since I've been driving on icy roads all my life (not 4 months every year when it's summer of course), would you really challenge my driving skills on ice? Or even compare them to you own abilities?
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+6 558. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Iraq party boy

This video doesn't make Americans "war on terror" look any better, this video just shows how unnecessary "the war on terror" really is..
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0 559. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Dutch TV host gets owned by rappers

Gets owned?
He gets flipped.. Barely..
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-7 560. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Icy collisions in Portland

luca:
It obviously works to accelerate the car even though they can't control the direction, so yes, you can put on the brake and prevent this. There no such thing as no friction, so yes, brakes would work better than just doing nothing.
It's funny that Americans don't have to drive on icy roads before they get their driving license.
"Cause snow is the same as dry roads.." >:)
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+1 561. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video The Internet in 1994

If this is an add for the Internet, does that mean that the Internet has an owner?
Whoever own Internet must really leet, I bet the end guy is pretty hard to beat..
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+3 562. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Iraq party boy

:D
That's great!
I had forgotten all about that song! Thanks for reminding me of the good old days!
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-2 563. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Fat kid successfully avoids ridicule by swimming with shirt on

Last time I was in Spain I got so sunburned on my shoulders I had to wear a t-shirt whatever I did..
Does that make me fat? :O
How the fuck can I be fat when I have a BMI of only nineteen? Thin people swims in t-shirts to!
This is an outrage! :D
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+2 564. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Man fires a gas station

Have seen this on yourdailymedia before.
Still find it pretty amusing to see someone being so stupid.. >:)
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+1 565. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Cheat at school professionally

Moron_Detector:
In Norway the only time you're allowed to drink Coca Cola and good stuff is in the long exams that run through a whole day, so thank you so much! :P
At higher education systems like College and University we're allowed to drink Coca Cola and other treats all the time, so I better say thanks again..

kienim:
Ever considered bringing more than one Coca Cola?

FFS.. Have some imagination..
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+1 566. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Tay Zonday's new song: Cherry Chocolate Rain

Impressive voice.. He looks like he's eleven years old, but his voice doesn't.. >:)
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+7 567. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video A blonde and a 3rd grade geography question

It's not physically possible to be that stupid and still walk upright..
She must be a payed actor.. No one can be that stupid.. Simply not possible.. :|
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-1 568. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video How to break up a cat fight

So many peoples have cats, but so few knows that cats actually eats grass to make themselves throw up hairballs.
You know? Cats lick themselves clean, and then naturally eats a lot of hairs, which they of course need to throw up since it's not easy to digest hair.
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-10 569. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Best first dance at a wedding ever

She should not be wearing white in her wedding.. Maybe gray like her husband.. >:)

Baby got back! :D
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-4 570. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Pro Street Romania

How the fuck can this be a brag video?
I could go faster with my moped I had when I was 14 for gods sake!
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+2 571. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Don't drink from hotel room glasses

I'm never going to stay at a hotel again.. Period! :O
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+1 572. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Antarctica Condition 1 Weather

Thats like a normal winterday in Norway.. 8-)
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+7 573. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Translation of a cat conversation

This made me laugh.. :D
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+2 574. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video An elephant throwing darts at balloons

Like Elephants wasn't dangerous enough before... >:)
Almost better than sharks with lasers?
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0 575. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Strangest invention ever?

What if you're paralyzed and has asthma?
You're gonna die while trying to surf the web for help?
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0 576. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Worlds greatest dunker

Eh.. No..
It's "Rob Dougan - Clubbed to Death (Radio Edit)" to be exact.
I have the soundtrack in the shelf above my head..
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+10 577. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video One Lucky Dude

Holy shit!! :O
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-2 578. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Lolcheetah

>:)
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+3 579. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video 300 - PG version

"FROSTING!!" >:)

If the official video was like this, it might not be such a poor movie.. :D
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+1 580. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Glass Blowing a Cat

Thats amazing.. :O
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+2 581. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Daddy scares daughter

*still laughing* :D
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-4 582. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video A rabbit being chased by a hawk

I think the video where a rabbit chases a snake up into a three is better.. Not that this one's not funny.. :p
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-3 583. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Lockheed Martin P-791 Test Flight

I don't think it looks "instable". I've seen a lot of airplanes that are a lot more UNSTABLE than that airship. 8-)
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+12 584. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video The Tunnel of Death

Some of the crashes has to have with a slippery road.
You can clearly see some cars just loosing their grip in normal speeds.

And to you that said something about Europe. Do you really wanna compare statistics from accidents in Europe in general and USA? >:)
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+4 585. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Guinness - Tipping Point

I doubt that it costs more than 15 million euros to make a commercial like that.
At least you would have to trow money at everyone involved, and probably also burn some money just to waste 15 mill on that.. :|
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0 586. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Drunk driver...

I hope Russia don't have the same health care system that America does (ref. "Sicko";), cause I think that would hurt like a bitch.. >:)
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+25 587. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Ball skills

Impressive.. I wonder how many hours of tape he have of himself missing the basket? >:)
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+4 588. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Post-it notes waterfall

Amazingly precize.. *impressed*
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+6 589. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Spray paint art

Awesome.. :O
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+2 590. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video The Internet stars are viral

After watching this video I can honestly say:
"My name is Aliquantulus, and I'm a internetaholic"
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+1 591. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Cat fight on stools

I almost had a full workout just laughing so hard from watching that video! :D
Post more like this!
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+4 592. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Rain heroes

They have so advanced cars they could probably drive better dead, than we others can drive alive.
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+9 593. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video The Godfather in one minute

"I'm dying over here.." :D
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+7 594. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Darth Vader prank

Did anyone say "divorce" ? >:)
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+7 595. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Premium BMX skills

Impressive..
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+18 596. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Cut throat make-up - Video

Why couldn't more tv-shows use realistic make-up like that?
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-1 597. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video "Mac or PC" Rap Music Video

All the Linux people are laughing at both dumbasses.. :p
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+1 598. Aliquantulus commented 11 years ago on video Talking dogs

OMG!
Two of the dogs in the video was Siberian Husky!
And I'm getting a Siberian Husky in about 15 weeks!

I'm so going to get my one to talk! :P