Comments by Alucard

#(removed comment) Like #10 said so eloquently we're just a bunch of fucking(pun intended) animals that only have sex in our minds when we see those huge legs and a little guy between them.If you don't like that go join a monastery or something.

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72. Alucard 2 years ago on video What happens when crude oil spills into the sea?

#2 The accident could be avoided by installing an acoustic trigger that costs 500.000$ which is one seventh of 0.01% of BP total income from that rig so there are no excuses for greed.

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73. Alucard 2 years ago on video Shark Bites Fisherman's Hand

Not so "though" !?

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74. Alucard 2 years ago on video Scratch My Back

If that was in any other county than Canada,the tall guy would get his ass kicked xxx ways from Sunday.

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75. Alucard 2 years ago on video Adidas StarWars

#4 It's the Starwars OST.The track is called "Cantina band"

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76. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Alucard 2 years ago on video Top Gear - Car Darts

Fucking stuck up rednecks from England.

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77. Alucard 2 years ago on video Transformation

I want to see them in pearl black with sky blue neon

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78. Alucard 2 years ago on video Grocery Store Wars

Organic chicken eggs are yellowish in color and have an orange-almost reddish hue.The mass produced farm crap has bright yellow yokes. Think about it next time you crack an egg.

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79. Alucard 2 years ago on video The Oogpister Beetle

Why didn't the bug just kick the mongoose away too?

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80. Alucard 2 years ago on video Awesome Videogame Racing Chair

Does it rollover when you crash?

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81. Alucard 2 years ago on video Landslides hit Italy after heavy rain

Italians speak funny when they are excited.

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82. Alucard 2 years ago on video Determination

This guy does it better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9dofQsMujM&feature=related

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83. Alucard 2 years ago on video Runaway street saw slices into side of house in Lorain

HADOUKEN!

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84. Alucard 2 years ago on video Baby sitter

#(removed comment) Smart Bastard you're still making new accounts eh?

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85. Alucard 2 years ago on video Winscape Intro

#(removed comment) Another user like smart bastard.You and those like you are a plague to all sites that have comments enabled for their content.

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86. Alucard 2 years ago on video Cat Using an iPad

Wow this is the first time I saw an i-pad actually used for something smart.

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87. Alucard 2 years ago on video Doing The Dishes

mmmmmmm....rock hard titties

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88. Alucard 2 years ago on video Huge Solar Eruption

It's the giant Claw's fault!!!!

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89. Alucard 2 years ago on video The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

TMNT forever!

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90. Alucard 2 years ago on video Cheeseburger in Hydrochloric Acid

#2 you are completely right! However that does not change the fact that Mc Donald's is still a sorry synthetic excuse for food which I wouldn't give even to my most hated enemy.

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91. Alucard 2 years ago on video A movie about chat roulette

He fooken wasted a working lap with an axe! Unforgivable,the 5 minutes I spent watching this vid were all ruined with that scene.Motherf... trying to be all civilized and sh...Why don't you axe your mac you fag...

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92. Alucard 2 years ago on video Compact Swing

Wow,a Japanese commercial that actually makes sense

That's a first,just proves the diversity of vids on snotr.

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93. Alucard 2 years ago on video Cinco Uranal Shower System

#(removed comment) Gypsies don't wash...

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94. Alucard 2 years ago on video Bike Accident

#7 and #(removed comment) It's called "Schadenfreude" and 99% of snotr fans are addicted to it.

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95. Alucard 2 years ago on video Employment

Fight the power lamp-man!!!! This clip reminds me of videos from TOOL.

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96. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Alucard 2 years ago on video Logic

Hahahaha... Logic Hellbilly deluxe style.(BTW I own a weedkiller and a lawnmower)... >.> JK

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97. Alucard 2 years ago on video Japanese experiment: would he run?

WTF?! There was no live feed of some guy or girl in the corner of the screen...

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98. Alucard 2 years ago on video Points of interest

IMMA FIRING MY POINT OF INTEREST!!!

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99. Alucard 2 years ago on video The Matrix Pill

HAHAHA "Whoa,I'm tumbling down the rabbit hole" sounds like Bill and Tedd's bogus adventure.

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100. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Alucard 2 years ago on video Boy gets a special Pokemon card

The repeat frame Is kinda obvious later in the clip,but it's still crazy.

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101. Alucard 2 years ago on video Bubble man Returns!

The Japanese marketing philosophy never ceases to amaze me...

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102. Alucard 2 years ago on video Wake up prank

Next time I want to see an uncensored female version of that!

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103. Alucard 2 years ago on video Ed Alleyene-Johnson

Yeah,Guns'n'Roses Apocalyptica style!

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104. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Alucard 2 years ago on video Melbourne Hailstorm and Flooding Footage

I feel sorry for the cars whose idiot owners drove in that kind of hail.

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105. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Alucard 2 years ago on video Tractor vs stone

Wow,moving rocks Russian style! I bet he uses chopsticks instead of metal levers.

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106. Alucard 2 years ago on video Don`t try this at home

Autotune bike fag fail.

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107. Alucard 2 years ago on video First time in a vegetarian restaurant

Next time,take him to a hot dog stand.

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108. Alucard 2 years ago on video Guy Driving Wrecked Car

At least it has doors,unlike it's Russian counterpart.

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109. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Alucard 2 years ago on video Accident at Pink tv

Old and re-posted.Stop fucking necroing old clips.

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110. Alucard 2 years ago on video Umbrella vs tornado simulator

LOL,at speeds exceeding 100Km/h he's gonna be needing an anchor not an umbrella.

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111. Alucard 2 years ago on video Mad Brits

Awesome! The good,the bad,the ugly.Still waiting for Clint Eastwood to make an appearance.They even added the chorus sounds XD

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112. Alucard 2 years ago on video It's him!

Fags...

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113. Alucard 2 years ago on video Godly Tetris skills

Damn! At the end I wasn't able follow the figures with my eyes anymore

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114. Alucard 2 years ago on video Dupleggcated

Excellent vid,kudos to you Mr. Animator!

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115. Alucard 2 years ago on video Webdesign clients in real life

If they want more for less,they should go and order a JOOMLA! site.Fucktards.

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116. Alucard 2 years ago on video Kid Falls from Car

It's punishable by law to put your kids at the co-drivers seat without the kiddy chair here,I also know a woman whose child fell out the same way,landed on it's head an is retarded now.WAY TO GO DAD!!!!

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117. Alucard 2 years ago on video In Control

#7 what they're trying to say is: "Give an idiot too much control and..."

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118. Alucard 2 years ago on video Jesus - I will survive.

hahahahaha! If the bus didn't do it I'm sure one of the ppl he was passing would.

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119. Alucard 2 years ago on video Killjoy - Dead Frog (Estonian comedy sketch)

To quote a certain popular Halloween special: "Please kill me...*blarghhhh*"

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120. Alucard 2 years ago on video Police chase ends in beat-down

#17 Are you are from Serbia? It's the same with gypsies here.

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121. Alucard 2 years ago on video Lego domino row building machine

My father threw out my lego cubes out the window when I was a kid....

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122. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Alucard 2 years ago on video How girls like it? Vertor answers!

#8 thepiratebay is gonna die soon dude,just like mininova did.

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123. Alucard 2 years ago on video Man vs. Wild

The title should have been: "Man eats balls".

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124. Alucard 2 years ago on video Beer Gloss

#3 It's ok, you can wear it no one's gonna look down on you...

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125. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Alucard 2 years ago on video We Sing the Forest Electric

Just like fucking rednecks to shoot everything that moves.

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126. Alucard 2 years ago on video Hamish & Andy

Tarded...'nuff said.

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127. Alucard 2 years ago on video Knee pad sliding

#10 LOL! Seems to have a limp after the "fun".

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128. Alucard 2 years ago on video Epic Frog Fail

Nah,he was just yawning lol.(covering for the frog XD)

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129. Alucard 2 years ago on video Buttered shower floor

IT'S FUCKING MARGARINE NOT BUTTER!!!

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130. Alucard 2 years ago on video Police Roadblock

#15 Your not the only one who complained about quality (sorry to pop your ego trip balloon).

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131. Alucard 2 years ago on video Police Roadblock

Not everyone has a i-phone model super galaxy giga mega drive that records video in HD.

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132. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Alucard 2 years ago on video Safer Roads

Screw your ideal wife and your loli in a bag kid motherfucker.Venting some rage.

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133. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Alucard 2 years ago on video Good song :D

Sorry,but this just doesn't give me a hard-on like for most ppl in that hall.Neko girls FTW.

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134. Alucard 2 years ago on video Mercator - Milkman

He's a milkman alright >.>

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135. Alucard 2 years ago on video Chump & Clump wait for the bus

Roadside shrooms are bad lol,but even if you miss the buss that is life you will always have someone to share the fail with,that is always comforting.

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136. Alucard 2 years ago on video Dance Fail 2010

#7 Thanks for the info.

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137. Alucard 2 years ago on video Dance Fail 2010

Love the song,what is it? And they're lucky they still have their teeth.

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138. Alucard 2 years ago on video Transport Canada

I think anal probing is next on the list lol.