It been like 3 years I didn't connect here, good to be back.

this is not new, neither reinventing, its very well known, but still nicely good to listen to.

also watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VqTwnAuHws

That's why we are scared from death, we want to stay... forever

-45c in Montreal just few weeks ago

Landmines: 1
Trees : 10

The robot is vegetarian

#1 it matters, i can tell

they are called Harvestmen, they are not spiders.

they are arachnids in the order Opiliones, all spiders are arachnids, but not all arachnids are spiders.

Opillonids, also called harvestmen, consist of one basic body segment plus legs, while spiders have two main body parts, the cephalothorax and abdomen.

Harvestmen are not at all poisonous to humans.

#1 milk is what?
You are wrong, nothing worse than milk for adults, unless you are a kid.
it causes:

breast cancer
diabetes
kidney stones
acne
heart disease
osteoporosis
multiple sclerosis
stroke
rheumatoid arthritis
Asthma

and more...

Go learn about it please.

ye I am from Montréal! yey!

fake, sound editing

#1 you do it big mouth

Weo Weo Lux by mista FOX

guy: fuck
Camera man: fuck?

its when you know you are pretty much screwed lol

wow every cancer liking human needs this, its full of harmful chemicals yeeee

#6 you're an animal, only animals could see its bullshit.

the guy in the pic's video preview face look like a vagina, sorry but needed that

I love animals

play justin beber on it and it will die

kneel before me and dont raise your filthy humanz paws in front of your mastorz

when the flames came out I was like
then like tears of joy

spam buttons monkeh!

why should i take a deep breath to see a polar bear playing with a teddy bear? fail video

kain? loana? what da fuck is this zoo?

excellent but kiddo needs to understand that water is precious

I'm here y'all

cool story bro, but F@K fairy tails

thats why dont eat microwave processed food

all this is fail...

shes fucking hot ok?

i liek turtlez

stronk


.

I saw what you did there #3

very educating thank you!

DO A BACON ROLL DO A BACON ROLL

Man: No!
Seagul: YES!

more like DO A BARREL ROLL DO A BARREL ROLL

What sorcery is this??

BOM BOM BOM KLUN KLUN!

dallas music?

#8 ahhh no.. his companion is a counter weight lol

In snotr there's always the happy ending, in liveleak always the bad ending

#3 hahahaha

war will be dirty in the future, 100 of those can kill an entire army , i wish we just return to the past and fight with swords :s

that's the sound of me crushing a cockroach 3:47

how to be a virgin

Could be a great car for my lazy fatass all day sleep cat. seriously.

very sad video, 2 teemos out of 10

#6 no big deal, just his old wife, and accidents sadly happens in life.

CAT!

04:43
Ninja cat on ninja assassination duty!

05:32
Guy: NUAAAAAAAAAGHHH!
Cat: Not even close babyyy!

05:46
Guy: "I need to build up my strength"
CAT: Owww SHIT KKTHXBYE!

Sungha is really excellent, but don't get me wrong, top arrangers for me are Igor Presnyakov on guitar and vkgoeswild on piano.
but at their age this teen will surely surpass all of them.

Function over form

what I want to see is this technology combined with a nano scope, NO a Quantum Scope!!! and watch those electrons rotating around the core of the atom

wat

................

to me it's a Schrödinger window, could be open could be closed.

#4 holy N64! I don't wanna even imagine that

I wanna go to america, I wanna be fat, I wanna gamble on coin machines, vote for a hot porn star for president then ride strange weirdo F@#ing things

Ill explain it in a simple way
imagine a newspaper page, with photos, words, numbers, drawings ect.
well, the photos words numbers and all that filling is the matter we know till today (matter and energy), and all what's left is the blank page. NOW the blank paper is the higgs boson.

there is no such thing as "Empty" even the empty of empties is filled with higgs boson, that's what constitute the spacetime you can interract with.

now the tricky part is mass, why gravity is gravity. it's because the higgs boson interracts differently with matter and energy, for example photons have less "friction" with higgs boson thats why they slip through and that's why photons have the speed know as (the speed of light).
However there is more "friction" with matter, especially particles, that's why matter cant travel at the speed of light, Unless it becomes energy again.

and yes, if you can control the friction between higgs and matter, you can travel at the speed of light without transforming to energy (without dying)

I hope it was simple to understand.

Interesting, but in my opinion it's not like that how the battle katana is made...
In my opinion, This is just for decoration.

True Samurai's Katana takes weeks to be born and passes by 6 or more major steps.
The Shiraha (blade) only passes by at least 3 major steps with 3 differents artisans, The Tsuka, tsuba and the saya and other details are as important as the blade itself and takes weeks aswell.

For instance, katana's famous deadly curve is not made by twisting tention, but only with 1 fast gesture soaking in cold water after heating the Shiraha.

here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwQqtf86qOc

enjoy

wonderful

When I was a kid it was fun to go inside long wheat stem , now that I'm old bones, its not fun anymore

3:28 "I Diriva a massitch ..................................... "

can you hear him whistle at the end? like (we're doomed)

Head Tilts: the erect ears are accompanied by the tilting of the head, it means that the dog is trying to gain better understanding of the sound he hears. Erect ears, slightly tilted head, slightly opened mouth and a relaxed expression would tell that the dog is finding the situation really interesting!

trust me, eventhough the goal and the message behind this is pure, but I'll never do that to my dad , I don't know man, say whatever you want, judge me, curse me, say that I'm a party-pooper... I don't care, I'll never be able to, I'll never be thankfull enough, neither give back 0.0000000001% of what my father gave me.

that akward moment face to face with The spider man... and the spiderman doesnt even give a shit haha

Ironically entertaining

snotr comments are the best

interesting, but magnets MAY harm your Ipod, so you'll finish harming your health and your Ipod...

#(removed comment) carton paper

Now with a 5 million dollars prize, let's watch

Get this guy a drumkit now!! why wasting so much talent plz???

what can I say more than: Shukh shukh shukh shukh!

#5 not at all, he's not a prisonnier, they police man tells him, you should really be in police that you have those acrobatic skills...

SO.. no he's just a random street fella

1. kids catching little pieces
2. kids stealing the big chunk from the machine
3. Kids on top of the machine

#6 Agreed Sir

00:40 you can count on your best friends when you're in danger

viral honda: look carefully 95% of the parked cars are hondas

#1 you dont get it?
it's The buttered cat paradox

Second skin Second skin

Crawl me into your second skin
and teach me everything
Second skin Second skin
As we sit and wait
for the serpent to bite our very own tail.
Outcast all the colours that I still have
Camouflage me so I can fall and stand
somewhere between an underrated angel

Second skin Second skin

Shaco

...

He did that on purpose, to show media how deep is the hole, so he can get his full insurance... it's very smart

Agree with #3 and #4, every day... just because it's looks good it isn't necessairly good.
Maybe from time to time, once a month or something.

cool, let's chase mom and scare the crap out of her, so she would have chronical nightmares and loses her job and her mind.

choose:
Genius but you put your brother face to danger and control him.
dumb but you protect your brother with your life.
...

#1 normal look at your face ...

num num num = nipgasm

Car: Hey you know what
Theif: ?
car: the cake is a lie
Theif: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

When I was a kid I was doing something like that.

I tell someone "oh you got something on your chin!", and at the same time I scratch my forehead.

Guess what, he checks his forehead... then he understands (but too late! I won)

scholarship is important.

my hands are sweating now with stress

I for one welcome our new masters

02:45
Jeff Goldblum: we get your chest results back

Gary Oldman: "looks impatient" and??

Jeff Goldblum: I'm so sorry Senator ... You're a centaur

Gary Oldman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jeff Goldblum: Look

PRICELESS Hahahahahahahahahahaha

in my country, you dont need a camera, cause the burglar is a dead man...

at first I thought he fails, but then I realized that I failed noticing that he wins.

I remember one day, USA asked Brazil to stop cutting their trees on the amazonian forest, USA mentioned that trees' oxygen belongs to all human kind in general and not to Brazil specifically.

Brazil responded by saying that they agree, and that petrol belongs to all human kind too, and that they're willing to stop cutting trees if they get some Petrol.

USA shutted the F@#k down.

Actually, i'm not a bluegrass fan but I dont know why I love this song, I listened to it many times.

Good reaction by the band! they couldn't do better. I'm sure they will take care of that little fella after.

BTW he said at 2:13 (Outdoors again) hehehe

And thus, a new competition sport was born

Talent is important, but such intuitiveness and precision does not only comes from talent, but from many years of experimentation, passion and iterations.

This guy is waaay far ahead in painting knowledge, for him, painting comes naturally like talking or eating a hot-dog.

that's some serious lefty

EXTREMELY Educating!! THANKS A GODLY LOT!

he is in fact a very skillful guitar player, check out the original song by Justin King:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7P0pXdth3k = a demo

full song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh_24DXNy8E&feature=related

00:36 hedgehog doesn't give a shit

it's not a guitar hero alike ... it's a "Osu! Tatakae! Ounedan!" alike ...

THERE THERE SWEET LITTLE THING!

why people are laughing about this? it's horrible.

I saw in china many stuff like that, they shop the dog's leg and let him die slowly, they say it's tastier when you do that.
or they put it inside water to make his flesh tender when cooking.

Guys, it's horrible

#(removed comment) FU
sorry guys, needed to say that

very educating, thank you

Whales don't swallow people...

Alligator Snapping Turtles possess the second strongest bite force of any animal. ^^

thiz guy must have Balls of STEEL

okay sound and video are not synchro = shitty video sorry

For League of Legends players

Jax VS Poppy ...

She wanted to communicate with him
as in primal language, offering food is the first sign of docility, like saying HI YOU!

FAGGOT!

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at first I was like but then I was like

Do I wanna smell you?
hmmmm let me think ...




Nop! you can smell yaself

Girls + Snowboard = Guys + Kitchen

Translation:
imma pack her now, imma pack her now, imma pack her now, imma pack her now
Hummm maaaan, huuummmm maaan
ohhh bananeeee, ohhh bananeee
beyond bear, beeeyond bell x2
nom nah nom nah x2
Now oK! nah oK, mmmm bear, mmm bear

Fake marketing...
there is No 2 hours per nail

1. let's do math

It's aprox 6 frames per sec
The add is 41 secs

6x41 = 246 nail to draw

246x2hours =492 hours = 20.5 days

So 20,5 days nonstop, if you work 8hours a day, means 30.75 day of work

2. the car models are obviously done in 3D software with a painting render, and all the work is CG

like a boss?
man ... why so stupid?

This little fella is obviously frozen, it rains, and he is cold, hypothermia, wet cause of the rain, and very scared because of the windscreen wiper.

He is not like a boss, if it was me, I would take him inside near AC and give him shelter till it's sky clear. Then he will be the boss

...

2 girls 1 pool

there is a little jose inside of all of us

hahaha the music is priceless!!

spam jump to troll

#6 who fucking need your green card?

#12 then why the fuck there are people camping on a bridge?

#5 speedlings?

why the fuck there are no sidewalks and why the fuck are there no doors nor windows, wtf is this incepshit?

Splaash
Oh I take red one
noooooooooooooo I take other red one
It floats I take them both k lol

minus 4 it's all I will get

this is mint

Cause this is thrillerrrrrr
Thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Brain failure

imagine 360° cameras, each one at the opposite side of its pixel.
The guy will capture what behind him and project it in front of him.
That's camoflage bro

imagine that with hd pixels not those big fat ones

man, this sport is dominated by Afro American people. witch is cool

let me explain: this happens when a dog did something bad and he knows he will be punished for it, so his instincts dictates him to be in a diffenssive mode (/ anger) and his intelligence dictates him to suppress it.

So yeah, it's suppressing anger with fear, you can tell by the ears position and the tail low with stress movements

so he's unfryable? bring the bbq plz

#13 HAH! busted Sizzlik I'm just sayin'

Is it legal for a coffee shop to put tables and chairs on the sidewalk?

Don't eat it and move fast... you'll shit bricks

#4 I wonder how many little kids see parts of civilian daddy on the wall

1:43 dodged like a boss

#9, is #7 illiterate?

Hmmm notice that big ass scar at 0:14 on his arm... that's a big ass lion scratch

#4 or buy stuff for chicks so you can have sex

I saw this concept like 6 years ago ... snotr?

#3 ??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvOm3JELt54

Those who witnessed the beauty of this phenomena in wild life are unfortunately not among us anymore.

cause he ate baby

Where are you going?
I'm going crazy

that kick...

Driver:You? usually do drifting, you have cars you know, it's not something new to you! right? You dont get scared or somthing? OK then it will be allright.
Driver: All this is normal and usual to you hum?
Passenger: Uhhhh yes ..
Driver: you shouldn't get scared.
Passenger: “Giberish”
Driver: Sure sure
Driver: Everything is allright huh? I can feel you’re scared
Passenger: “more and more giberish”
Driver: no? fear? Everything is allright?
Passenger: OK sign
Passenger: “sounds like a scared chicken”
Driver: ROFLAMO
Driver: you don’t wanna try to talk to me or sumthin’? everything is cool?
Passenger: “arm sign like everything is allright”
Passenger: “eyes poping out and sounding more like a chicken”
Driver: “fucking thumb up!!!”
Driver: you’re not scared
Passenger: Nooooooooooooooo nooooo Slower

thanks to the sand the collision is not that hurting... otherwise that would be a worst case scenario.

translation anyone plz?

My Xmen brethren need my help, I, captain buttsack shall reveal my powers!

From Wikipedia:
Bo-Taoshi (or pole pull-down) is a capture-the-flag-like game, played predominantly by cadets at National Defense Academy of Japan, wherein two teams of 75 individuals each vie for control of a single large pole.[1] One team begins in a defensive orientation respective to the pole, while the other attacks from a position some measure away from the pole once the match has commenced; the attacking team is victorious if it is able to lower the pole (which begins perpendicular to the ground) to a thirty-degree angle (respective to the ground). Until a rule-change in 1973, the angle of victory was only forty-five degrees.[2]

0:21 "ton tak": my voice is tiny cause I've got little balls but I kick you.

hahahaha #11 owned admin san xD

Best brother in the universe (period)

Admins please ban #15

#7 you must be a predator

The life of my teeth is complete now

#6 not fake at all
you need to understand the context and the science facts about sharks.

1. the diver is wearing a mail armor reinforced by solid materials inside his lykra, so not much to be affraid of if not minor injuries.

2. the guy has a perfect knowledge of sharks behavior, so he doesnt pee, he doesnt get cut, and moves in ways he knows are the best, to not put then in frenzy state.

3. The diver has more divers with him, camera man included, and security staff with harpoons and stuffs, sharks feel outnumberd.

4. they have a wave device that can scare all sharks in a sec, waves that only sharks are sensitive to.

5. the diver can actually touch the shark, not because he can tame it, but because sharks have a sensitive area on theirs noses, if you touch it you paralize the shark imediatly.

I'll grow my poop

impressive, and what impressese me more is that tiny little metal bar that doesnt break :s how the fuck ? :s

#(removed comment) what are you?

1:35 ... why?

because he can

reincarnation... man it's your dead wife

what's extraordinary about this bird is that it can stay awake the night, at japan they fish the night with it.

Treat, the only thing that matters, you don't!

very nice!
Actually, the guy is not a gas pump attendant, it's just acting, the guy is a professional dancer (dubstep, G-funk, toprock, etc...), his channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/WHZGUD#p/a/u/2/8YI8TmNGrh0

#2 where are you from? Russia?

I'm shocked, not because of his power or bricks number, but because of his will and pain absorption ... incredible.

Ferrets were tied with a tiny invisible rope, that would be released afterwards ... cruel

Circus and zoo are cruel I've always hated them.

I can haz narcotics?

This video needs some dynamic editing

I dont know what he took... but I want the same

version with tits here :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4hxjBD7ktw&feature=related

tits

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#26 Justified! :p lol

#5 excellent remark

#18 using "he was 19", means in english that it's in the past, and yes you're right at that time I was 20, but now I'm 32 and I have a kid

so you know, school is good for mental health ... I'm just sayin'

I remember giving my bike to my friend, he tried it and smashed straight to the tree, I pooped myself laughing my ass, it was freaking hilarious, ... why? cause he was 19yo xD

#8? for cheese balls sake, it's for nerds ...

I bow to science
/bows

OH! and Dr. Frankenstein was right...

#(removed comment) The too much "I'm just sayin'" guy hits again ....

The white ones don't give a damn

#14 #13 I don't agree, here is why:

One of the negotiators rules in lethal crisis situations is to create a link or a bond between the aggressor and the victim, so it becomes hard for the aggressor to kill the victim, and that's thanks to the fact that killing a person that you know is much more difficult than killing a person that you know.

in that previous case, the example would be that the negotiator asking the aggressor to talk to his victim to check some info, not for the purpose of having info, but for the sake of creating a bond with the victim.

For me, The message in this particular video is different, from the victims point of view (beyond our conflicts, the end of my life must be happy)

imagine if humans had wings...

"The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death." Oscar Wilde

Imma just sayin' gators like in vidia gaymz

because he can

Substantial lack of give a fuck, was noticed that day...

#3 she dont know how it's hard

00:37 le head chop fail

I need your yard, your car and your dog, the ball you can keep it ... I play a real sport called European football.

The cassette tape recorder is not amused

#4 comment cracked me up! hahah

I dont know but it makes me sad

fake to me, but still very nice and funny, and it's a really good idea ^^

here why it's fake to me:

1. at 00:21 the kid is painting a big dot by squeezing the paper many times, just after we see a clean dot made by a certain precision (action painting dot)

2. We never actually see the kid painting, we only see his hand painting, that hand looks weird and its wrist doesnt move, neither its fingers,seems like a gadget, or maybe his dad moving his arm.

3. on the rare occasions where we see him painting on that paper, it's too subtile and evasive, just to make us beleive, like: the paint had allready dried, or he's bluring some specific point to fill some allready shaped space.

and why is the paper all shiny at the end?? seems like a clean print, the shinyness of a painting is never regular ... maybe it was photoshoped at the very end.

Zinedine Zidane, world legend

#1 because you can

freaky seal ...

# yo dawg I herd you liek fluids so we put a fluid in your fluid so you can melt while you melt

fire was close to his ass tho!!

#2 because they are grizzlis with skin change like for Red Ken and Pink Ken in street fighter

I wanna do that Naked so my testicles take profit from the view as well

Good boy
but I think this parrot is showing signs of depression followed by broken feather shafts.

Hope he gets better

Blind Mario needs chick help to move (Blind mario is blind)

#4 hahaha very nice real life story thanks and very funny loool

Enzymes are so yumy

Wow very old video, but still nice.

Check out this dude, he's the top now, too much groove:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo

enjoy

I smiled watching this

#2 go eat nanaz

cruisader with the armor plating VS lion, who wins? go

cute, but we all know they love rich men ... Whether having a job or not...

I can haz privacy?

Free energy, problem?

They obviously want to steal the camera, ... to film bees porn?

#4 haha It's the smile of (OMG I'm f#@ked now )

#9 Portugal Talking about possession watch this

http://www.swi9a.com/v2/action/viewvideo/20944/CHABA3HOM_TSARFI9/

hahahaha I crapped my pants

#5 Santa Cloe?

1:31 Glup Glup Glup Glup Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, UUUU UUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, Clap clap clap clap clap

why is this on snotr?? do you admins like that type of music?
I thought geeks like more real music you know ...

The leader doesn't give a damn

Guys it's just CG ... comon ..

1. Aquire cat (aquire faster with magnet)
2. put cat inside washmachine
3. cat will run inside it making energy
4. Infinite washing cloths + infinite cash saved + cat clean
5. repeat for more cash

problem washfags?

at 02:00 she grabs the sword from the blade ... I was affraid that she would be searching for her fingers on the ground after that.

Hopefully it's a noob LVL1 sword

...............

Nice, not as impressive as Lilou vs. Hong 10 BC 2005

I dont know this TIK TOK KESHA ... I go to listen to Guthrie Govan now, bye.

"I CAN HAS GRAVITY??" says the catz

#6 Omar Khayyâm is a persian Poet and mathematician

#2 very nice thank you

#4 look who speaks! (your face)

Translation:

"Come... PVV PVV PVV* "sound he makes" ... take, it's good, it's for you my big COCO, hmmm how much it's gooood, it's good huh? there is dates inside and (dunoo what he talked about), very good for the health, No wait till I give you, let it go, hey calm down, a big shunk? YUM YUM YUM, it's good, It fells down :s, eat on the carpet ok?, look on the carpet, there is no more in the "bag" (means the plastic stuff), NO, here PVV PVV PVV* sound, heeeh, NIUM NIUM NIUM, HUH? Good, sorry Pal, well well..."

The old guy seems like a very nice person to me

#2 qui travail au PTT

Camera man : Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Backflip guy : Troll face

00:37 he didnt give a damn shit about the bird

Commentator

Y U Not like Sir Attenborough???

#4 busta rhymes - break ya neck

it needs a dragon

that's because humans unbalanced the chain of food, they have no more any natural predators... no foxs no lynxs etc...

HEY LOOK ITS MY COUSINS!

this is a disgrace to Martial arts ...

OH HAI! climbing ur watur fishing ur fishes

I'm a videogames developer, this is not good for modeling from the point of view of a developer, but it's good for "users generate content" as in casual gaming.

he's climbing yo fingers overloading yo cuteness up

He's climbing yo windows poisoning your people up

it seemed like SciFi at that time ...

now, have your wife ever made you a sandwitch from another planet, you will eat it ... with AT & Wife

#10 LOOOOL gg!

It's weird but this actually made me even want a hotdog with a lots of Heinz Ketchup!

why this bitch is not in the kitchen?

THEY DESTROY YOU! lol

Actually the music is from "The Weepies - World spins madly on", check out this one as well (The Weepies - Gotta Have You)

#15 the one at the left I guess it's a Maine coon

Hat's off to her, She's very talented, and No wonder she's so fit that's so much body exercise.

And somehow this reminds me of Rick Allen, Def Leppard's drummer (I guess because it's an "impossible" performance).

fake waste of time

#2 no because
1. It's not cost efficient for recyclers.
2. giving them for free promotes Natures safety by encouraging green saving industry.

By not selling them you do a big favor to our mother earth.

#2 normal look at yourself licking your ass

#2 Amen

#13 I could do Cheese with that

I'm in ur Truck lighting ur firefight

I dont like wasting food :s

I'm Jealous ok?

Nice Harass
1 it's cute
2 it's disturbing
3 it's stressing
4 it's the time to say a prayer

iPhone shit ...

I know.. he can't help it but laugh, but it's a serious and potentially life-threatening situation, seriously this can cause Hypothermia, Gangrene or a Heart attack. :s

I've never knew if Octopus is actually swimming forward or backward ... like are the tentacles on the front side or the back side? :s ..

#6 Chefnaj nta Barssawi oula chefnaji?

#3 Sorry you're right^^
English is my 4th language :s

When I wake up and go to the office, I wish I had the courage to:
1. Stop in the middle of the street
2. Turn 180°
3. Go Somwhere else, just go far where there is no one

I feel that man...

00:47 Robot Fap "Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap"

Freedom for Palestin

#16 nice body

PortugaL26 I break your

Zergs always get me with their banelings , then I play Phoenix harass and win

it's too far fetched

no pan's labyrinth little girl death???? ...............

#4 shut the F up, at least call the police or an ambulance, give them the adress and describe the situation, that's the least you can do, not give us your bullshit...

#19 Amazed baboon is amazed

#14 you like tall boys?

How Many Bears Could Bear Grylls Grill, If Bear Grylls Could Grill Bears?

Awsome I've been at Quebec city once, it's a marvellous city

I dont understand why this video is so WOW for snotr?
these are old school bboying, go check some BBoy Born top Rock or watch Style2ouf Trailer or maybe a Red bull BC.
cheers.

wait wait wait, the winners' pushups are not as perfect as the other ones, please notice at 1:26 he's just moving his upper body, and the other guy (that've lost) at 1:41 did perfect pushups.

You gotta be blind to not notice the difference ... and it's kind of lame that he won with those low quality pushups. I potest :s

When you hear the SONG you know you have to RUN BECAUSE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!

go in the snotr page where the video is, and put the mouse in and out the picture of the link, do it quick, it's SO FUN

#8 a part from the artistic side, experimenting and growing the human body's knowledge makes us all understand our origins and our potentiel limits and our paths of evolution

it's precious for the human race to experiment in order to progress

These are the parts that cracks me up! LOL

This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,

Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you’re just jealous ’cause my black dick’s thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Bitches ain’t nothing but hos and tricks!(Ohh!)

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care ’cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

00:57 BITCHS AINTS NOTHING BUT HOES AND TRICKS "AHHHHHHHHHH?"

nooooooooo iz my burfday

Mad skills, He has them

The cat is liek WTF???

#1 no you will inflate and fly

very very nice

I know one that will eat only yogurt and soup for months

GO GO nice talented guy!

no thanks I dont wanna keep checking for potential TSUNAMI

thumb up for 01:30 "Wall welkeum in payriisss"

Fuuuu Awesome!

i prefer to play starcraft

#10 You are Satan's Minion! Thou SHALL NOT Hypnotize me!

oh and it will work, dont be so rigid and primitive in your mind , multiple projections, multiple scans, good computer routine, that's it

When Americans self appropriate Martial Art, they make it look like a joke ... very stupid shit.

imagine that on a naked woman

Imagine our planet without wind? this guy would be selling McDonals...

and if someone farts it's the end of your nose

Thanks nature for wind

Poor Woman
BTW the pigeon at 00:07 didn't give a damn ...

Now that they know how its made they can make their own...

..... Soviet hellicopter will fly you...

OMG MARIO's ASS DRILLER!!!!!

Please Snotr Admin, Ban Minus Abusers

#15 Mary give me an exemple then

sorry but most shitty video on snotr ....

#(removed comment) wtf? ......

Astronaut san, Drink your coffee Already

now make one with 500000000 pieces plz I imagine that it could make a hole in a house. could use it to digg for vengence biotch

he wants his mum nice baby

Need Vodka to forget pain

and I was taking my breakfast ...

imagine you're being agressed in the street while puting those babies ... mmm HADOKEN!

#(removed comment) you have a troll face, Troll.

this is amazing I like to watch them talking for houuuuuuuuurs

why?
.............

01:18

Diver 1: you'right?
Diver 2: Huh? (starring O_O)
Diver 1: ARE you allright?!!
Diver 2: yeh... "NO I'M NOT get this Fu#@ing thing away from meeee T_T"

Very talented Kid

Hmmm I imagine tasty cotton candys flying and then they fall, I catch'em and eat'em :p YUM YUM

1:00 penises?

tchhh tchhh machine is ancredible

Transe former phones

just STFU allready noob

#3 yeaah it's a Criker = Crabe + biker

She has Mesmerising eyes and cute smile, that's normal, even ET will be needing to kiss her.

Penis + Vagina + vagina = majesty I

"NO you put a Comma" ok I've got a trauma, wake me up when you find the north

Big baby need mama

Gomo gomo no Zladaaaaaaaaa!

#1 sorry I will not have to change my pants, not everyone is scared from death here.

#9 I noticed that as well, you're partially right, but the fact is there ... unfortunatly the experiment conclusion is true

Racists are desease

Racists are desease

It might look ridiculous but over 5 million years of distinct evolutionary history has resulted in a seemingly infinite array of cultural variants in humans. Given the well-argued position that imitation is a fundamental component of the transmission of culture.

To read more about Mimicry, Emulation and Imitation http://primatologie.revues.org/254

SCV not mining?

#5 loool LOOK at zee wrath!

My appologies for the reposts, it's not a spam, there is a problem with Snotr servers...

I think he gets money for making people cross
myself I would make tons

I bet Bear Grylls would never be able to eat that shit

Fake, they're acting

THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE MUST BE DIZZY

#3 yes, Rush is the perfect word for this

It's a badass 577 T-Rex rifle.

The .577 Tyrannosaur or .577 T-rex is a type of cartridge developed by A-Square in 1993 for big game hunting in Africa. The .577 contains a .585-inch (14.9 mm) diameter 750-grain (49 g) Monolithic Solid Projectile which when fired moves at 2,460 ft/s (750 m/s) producing 10,180 foot-pounds force (13,800 J) of muzzle energy.[1] The production model from A-square is based on their Hannibal rifle platform.

look at this link to see the size of the bullet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.577_Tyrannosaur

is this even legal?

Where are the gurlz to cheer up?

When you shave'em you need to scratch'em

cigaret is a big dildo

wuts that noise at the back? vrrrrrrrrr

#19 SPOWN more overloooordzz

Drugs, we love'em

I loooove funny guys lol, not like the F serious faces, Skipiripi spa pa pa daaa! hahahahaha lolol

I hear Doctor puss :s

"OH these are the guys from the company that make those knifes with everything!" that what would say an American :p

I love this music, WOMAN WHERE IS MY GANJA!!!

For a Sequecer I prefer "Ableton live", btw the touch screen is impressive but the guy is not talented for a Demo, neither the music is catchy ... I say impressive hardware but lack of talent.

ouch Ass broken need Vodka to forget

I imagine how hard it would be for a train driver to slice someone in half ... it would be really a life shock

Fantastic piece of engineering

#1 you have a troll face

00:48 YO OPAN DA DOR <---thumps up for this lol

<---- Look at my avatar

MMMMMMMMMMMMM I can smell a cocktail of fungal growth between his toes + 1 week old socks + Statica O-rotator burned smell ... very smelly

too much effort and skill on useless guitar hero plastic toy ... if this effort was focused on learning real drums he would be a real musician.

#23 sorry but it's not real go study some sience on how a real camo can be done, by special texture and material that distort light not this shit

#6 waaaaaaaaaaa hahahah I remember this song, I was listening to it when I was a larva!

the pretty boy is very narcissistic :p telling to his reflection :p

btw he said
hello pretty boy
Kiss
That's funny
That's ridiculous
Forget about it
hahaha that's funny
Whistle + Pretty boy
Big Guy
What's your name

couldn't figure out the rest

it is a clamp, CLAP! on the nose hahahahahaha

Kurawa!!!!!!!!

#6 what?? wtf???

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

noob snipers

imagine there are 2 big gatteling guns fixed on it

in Soviet Russia Woman jokes tell #17+#18

xD

virgins again & milk

#9 ^^ .

02:44 at the red Sofa: Rogue Ambush 20000 Critical strike!

Cat's are soo curious because they have 9 lives they would waste the first 8 and be really careful on the last one.

Yo Dawg, I heard you like crashes, so we put a crash in your crash so you can crash while you crash.

Troll snoop dog at 02:21

ahhh virgins ...

#10 she's nice isn't she? : thumb up!

How can he kill her? with his saliva?

Good exercice to burn extra carbs, they sleep super good after an effort like that.

omfg, I've never thought about putting sox inside shoes to win some place.

I suck

#7 +1
And even wearing some of their luxuary fur!

she's the perfect troll

so much cheese for me, BIG BOOBS BTW WOW real female

welcome to butter land

ahhhhhhhh please give me a break of this, RULE N°1 = CARDIO

can he handle black cock? lol

troll face is the best

http://t7bg.roblox.com/c409d9657498f6dca164c6379496e584

honeeey, I need my shotgun!

Big testicles turtle

The Man on the Whale is The Cherry on the Cake.

#6
FYI
Macho's definition: denoting or exhibiting pride in characteristics believed to be typically masculine, such as physical strength, sexual appetite, etc.

in HIMYM
Is he proud of his masculanity? yes
Does he think he is strong? yes
Does he have a sexual appetite? Yes

and I agree his character is awesome.

hehehe great great Actor.
PS. it seems really crazy but Neil Patrick Harris is Homosexual. that only shows how much great actor he is when you see him in this macho character.

Animals, insects, trees, and all living creatures are the real earth's treasure, not money.

It's Football not soccer ... Foot and ball it's simple no?

when you stop, your mouth widely opens and dries, your hands go grab your face, your face becomes red, your heartbeat goes like bossa nova and you hear your inner voice telling sh#t to yourself.

then you failed. LOL

housewifes like parrots, 90's music and big .... (you know)

GO MAKE ME SANDVISH INSTEAD

I do the same

very accurate.
here's what I think

Communication:
They had messengers, we have internet and phone, there will be anywhere physical apprearance.

Transportation
They had donkeys, we have planes, there will be warp gates and instant teleportation.

simulation
They had stories and myths, we have video games, there will be somthing like the matrix, some virtual world that seems real.

health:
They had chamans and witch doctors, we have surgents and docs, there will be pills with nanomachines or biomachines that cures everything (no more human doctors),and bio and mecha organs.

Habitation:
They had earth, we have earth, they will have many planets.

Structures:
They had caves and tents, we have building, there will be magnetic field beam coming from your watch designed to make a real indoor, whereever you want. more resistant than solid material.

and so on

#17
Fabien, you're the best lover of the univers ... I'm going with you

Cheesy Shit lol

OMFG!! MONKS VS NINJZ!!!!!! CHIFU RULES!

trying to find sponge Bob but FAIL!!!

OMG I'm gonna NOM NOM some now, I sooo wanna these treats!

Imagine that you are being washed by a cheese burger, and there are a bunch of fried chicken wings and nuggets talking around.

That's what he feels...

yesss UARGHHHH!!!

Old man, we all have deep respect for you.
Thank you for every word.

hope I can do the same for the new generation.

is he tasting soap?

Snuuuurf is that Chiiiiiken? hahahahahaha
Number one dude!

Shortcut for the awesomness ==> 00:08

PS first aid guys are just at his right

........ Ewwgasm

#4 #7 it's not fake, it's just a long focus range with a special camera and special lighting to light the abyss.

and trust me we really don't know what's going on down there ...

"il a sauté par dessus le char, innnncroyable!" Quebequois
"He jumped over the car, incredible!" English
"Khuu Khua Khu khu Aooookhhhhh!!" Zerg

at first I thought (F@#k meeeeee it's a long range tazer, space marine zeglin killer!) but then (oh okay you just replaced powder by electric energy).

not as cheap and powerful as powder but GG, nice gun!

I love portal song at the end btw, waiting for the second one!

he just sneezed.

what is he saying? Hawkanislaaap hawkaniiisluuup LOL like How can he slap? (he or she?)

#22 Portnoy just quited Dream Theater, so no Rudess anymore

SNOW IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#13, most of them didn't know that they were signing their death sentence.
I don't deny that they're brave, they really are, but what saved the world is the lies of the Russian Administration who sent these people to die and save the world without knowing it...

That's why govs are dirty .. but sometimes you really need to get dirty for the sake of all.

#5 ahahahaha

A Normal human being exposed to radiation will Lose hair quickly, Thyroide gland is affected because it's susceptible to radioactive iodine, the blood's lymphocyte cell count will be reduced leaving the victim more susceptible to infection, damage to the intestinal tract lining will cause nausea, bloody vomiting and diarrhea, reproductive tract cells (sex) become sterile, and
intense exposure leads to brain cells fammage or immediate damage to small blood vessels and probably cause heart failure and death directly.

the worst is what their children inherit from theirs damaged DNA ... and suffer every second of their life.

We suck

#3 sure that you're amazed, just look at your avatar

this is Awesome, somehow I just love to see things get crafted, it's ummmmmmmm very crafty :p

#6 good question, I made my researchs:

In northern climates, a natural predator of the porcupine, the fisher, is sometimes introduced into an area to control porcupine populations. Fishers are a type of weasel and are about the size of a large house cat. Other predators of the porcupine include the bobcat, and where found, the timber wolf, and wolverine. These animals are quick, and are able to flip the porcupine onto to its back in order to expose it’s soft, unprotected belly. In Oklahoma, only the bobcat, and occasionally the coyote, are natural predators of the porcupine.

The Fisher: http://nopests.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fisher1.jpg
(The fisher hunts cats as well so keep'em inside)

Bobcat: http://blog.ctnews.com/connecticutpostings/files/2010/01/Bobcat_04.jpg

Timber Wolf: http://www.themahoganyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/timber_wolf.jpg

Coyote: http://blog.seattlepi.com/capitolhill/library/coyote2.jpg

wait I go bring my Ganja

Kickass dude bravo

There is a digital tape recorder on the piano, the DVD will fail recording his voice.

ok now remove the cable from his bottom plz

OMGGG why have you changed your initial pic girl with glasses???

Thumb up if you're addicted to cats

it's long, it's large, it's hard, it's straight, it's black and take it with both hands ... it's normal that the granny gets nervous and lose the north.

chon chin VROOOOOOM VROM chinaawaaaa VROM VROMM chin chon chan chin VRRRRRRRRRR chin chon chan BOOM!

---- OMG ----

OM NOM NOM NOM

I don't agree with you guys when you say that pedestrian need to look both ways before crossing, Pedestrians can be a child, someone with mental disorder, blind, sleepwalker, suicider, Prick! or even a dog etc.. and it's none of the drivers business to check if he's looking or not (like: oh he's looking, he noticed me, so I'll speed up, no worries, he will stop after seeing me) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh NO! there are rules to respect ... Limit your speed, be aware of your surrounding, cross from the crosswalk... and so on, Knowing that top priority goes always to Pedestrians.

They're tremendously curious and cheeky, lovely birds but they break your car! :s

The biker is 100% wrong in this case, walkers have the priority even if they dont cross from the crosswalk, every driver should be aware of that, and driving in the opposite direction is a crime.

OMG she changed her picture!

EmoRocks behind have eyes ... they're watching you

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE MICE!!!! CUTE CUTE CUTE I WANT ONE

#3 haha you're right, Money can solve that!

We all experienced that look at 00:22, only too good ... only too good ...

CUUUTE MOUSE!

Thump Up if you like the Fugu Fish at 00:33 ! He's Funny! bloo bloo bloo bloo

#2 hehehe, the guy is Zinedine Zidane, widely considered as one of the greatest players in the history of football.

haha, PS. the amplitude of the WarCry depends on'em Turty's size!

Now drink'em all!

maybe he's wearing that suit with resonance waves that makes them flee. but anyway balls of steel.

looks like the ending of a movie at the end

in Soviet Russia Turtles like you

There are only old men and 2 Hot Milf ... weird

this show is called Called "Downtown Hamada: Gaki no Tsukai"

#4 Usually between what your instinct tells you and what you should really do there is a huge gap, just like when you're supposed to stop runing when you face a Grizli ... but we can't help it, it's in our genes.

kage bunshin no jutsu!

This time a Fu@#ing Plant can grow inside a man ... and I thought I knew it all ...

Boiling British

Ok, I add this; One of the things on my TODO list

dont tell me our grand grand grand children will laugh at us ... as we are now of our ancestors ...
I think it would be fair

camera man is drunk

everyone will die one day

Why Slowmo is always Fu#àing Tasty???

#(removed comment) you're a joke

Humans are much more complex than apes, by achieving the exact steps as tought previously, children are socialising in a much higher intelligence sphere with theirs teachers, it shows respect, trust and a tremendous hunger for learning more.

Now ask the child to find his own way through with the transparent box, I'm sure the result will be more surprising.

#2 Thanks gentleman for the translation .

Now, let's translate it to babelfail translator.

Caption - "First I'm going to FAIL the dive by FAILING a FAILFLIP right into the FAILboard, and then use my neck to gracefully FAIL into a FAILFRONTFLIP."

Omg ... I'm ashamed at his place

1. he's a goal keeper, not supposed to be at the middle of the surface.
2. he hurted so much that attacking midfielder (which is Kieron Dyer).
3. Fail flying kick (not supposed to move the ball that way...)
4. He's protesting to the referee.

and on the top of that

5. he has these black ridiculous marks under his eyes ... like Rambo

Fail x5 bonus

The Sky Came !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OoOoOoOoh...!!

Not just the skills are so waw! but the Rasta Guy with his Shiny suit is so STYLISH and funneh!

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