Fail

This video has turned out to be very popular!

In the distance a large wave it seen, which then comes and washes over all of the rocks.
When the water clears, all of the rocks have somehow stacked into one neat tower.

#6 Hey now, I like New Zealand!

That is a bad place to put a gas cap.

This is quite interesting!
Instead of two Monkey Heads....Two Geeky Heads

#3 .....What?

#6 with a shot of that height, a keeper should punch away the ball, no catch it.

3# Both keyboards are clearly "owned" by Ronald Jenkees

Good times!

Carbohydrates give us energy.
If we cut them off, we lose energy.
It is up to us to exercise to keep the pounds off once we take in extra, unneeded carbohydrates.

I want one of these for drying my hair.

Hmmmm, snazzy machine there.

Someone went on a thumbs down comment rating streak

....I guess I'm just asking for it now....

Heh, I like kitties

Disney might have used rotoscoping to draw these scenes and, perhaps by accident (perhaps not), they used the exact same videos for rotoscoping some scenes as the other movies also did.

Rotoscoping is the process of using a real-life film for tracing and drawing over to create life-like motion in animation.

The film forgot to mention how you will be vaporized in steam if you are swimming when the bomb strikes.
I guess duck and cover doesn't work all the time

So is there a female version also?

#4 this course is extreme in every aspect (even the golf carts)

I have indeed seen a broken down Toyota

What those people need is a decent BB gun to shoot the thieving 'hineys of those rascal animals

That is really amazing!
Even if they have only one shovel, they still will get the job done.
They found a way to do it.

1:22 Heheh, the windshield wipers are funny

Frightful.....isn't that the name of a Peregrine Falcon in a book?

They must be commentators for Mario soccer or something.
That's the only thing I can think of that would suit their style

He should wear green glasses

#3 Hmmm, I wanna cuddle

Heheh, this guy does have a valid point

This is probably one of the clearest demonstrations of stupidity I have ever seen.

Wow, this ad must definitely made the game sell well

Put a torch to the fish and boil the water inside of 'em.
Cooked from the inside out---yummy!

Being made into A full length movie to be released 9-9-2009

Wikipedia link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9_(2008_film)

I think that videos like this are a reoccurring phenomena on Japanese forums.

It seems like the word "away" brings traumatic thoughts to dog's head.
What did that lady do to the poor thing?

Wow....oh my....

Very nice

Wow, Lol!

Lol, that keeper heading the ball in was great

Wow.
I can't say that I liked it anymore after the first ten or so commercial clips.

I think the hydraulics had in fact been disengaged because the car was already connected to the truck, with the hydraulic lift being back in locked position.
But that is just a guess.

Sad, but mostly true.

tripping

That would be a good way to creep out a date

Lol, now I want the phone

It looks as if the puck bounce on a bit of ice right at the wrong moment.
But still...he should have gotten that

Wow, this is a very original idea.
Very good commercial.

That last one is just plain weird

Lol, that kid at the end got SERVED!

XP is not too bad if you install a fresh copy yourself and remove any crap you don't need.
But in the end it is still annoying as heck when your system gets screwed up.

Lol, that guy with the live seafood

Clever

Energetic little thing

I have no clue as to what these guys are thinking in their heads.

Wow, this is epically funny!
Pixar is da bomb.

This clip is strangely similar to reality

The dog clearly did not want to swim in that nasty water.
Smart dog indeed.

Wow...amazing grace techno....

*shuuuck* There goes the cat's tail

#1 #4 Uh, guys.....that is a boy I think.

Her husband made a very bad choice for her birthday present

Wow?

#4 So you were the flaming idiot that I saw perform that little trick.

Impressive!

These are indeed amazing

But the problem is they take out somewhere around 10% to 20% for each coin counting transaction if you redeem for cash.

Looks like a jolly ole' time!

In the guys bathroom, we would toss 'em some paper, and care nothing about the pooting.

Lol

Look at his angle when he is going around curve; the perspective and poor quality video make it look like he is riding on the side of a wall, but the slant of the ground is probably not too steep.
The sun also makes the angle of the ground look sharper and more downward.
It is all perspective....

The point of this video is kitties are cute

Heheh, nice

I am not very impressed....

Whoa, this video is the top hit on Google when searching for "heating Beer Bottles on Stove"....yeah

A little bit of crossing the line there......but it's still good

.....Yay?

After she fell, the lady sounded like a rabid muskrat on drugs who just had a couple shots of espresso with an injection of caffeine to boot.

You guys are missing the point of the entire thing!
This is actually a system developed to let people get a great upper body work out when they are working.
Forget productivity and state-of-the-art technology.

Now that's what we need in Gears of War

The cat might have landed on it's feet when it hit the floor, so this is not scientific evidence of a cat not landing on its feet since the cat just miss judged a leap.

Aliquantulus!!!
I found you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Lol

A good thing that wasn't fertilizer.

What a waste of resources.

That is a rip off.
AK 47s can be purchased for much lower cost.
But of course this isn't real.

This guy can probably rip some on the bike as well.

Lol

Hey, it's angry video game nerd

Nice

That siren is freaking annoying.

Nice ending

Lol, the "card" part of the act was great

Wow, what year is this from?

Tyres?

Lol, the music makes it

Ouch

Wow, that would be so freaking awesome!!!!!!

You get run over in my part of the world if you do this

It must be the cigarette smoke.

I remember that movie.

Wow, I am very impressed!
I need to see this movie.

The physics are quite nice

I guess since not everyone owns a car like in the US, they have to be more competitive for costumers.
This must be the result.
But only a hunch.

Those pockets should be pick-pocket proof!

An advertisement for drugs on the floor?

Lol!
This guy is great

Maybe that was frozen ice over an open window, and he was helping them clear it out?

The sheep just seemed to appear in the road

A heavily modified VW Beetle.....

That guy will play 'tag' with the fire and lure it away from the buildings.
Oldest method in the book.

I think the dog is being tempted by an of-camera treat being held by someone.

I could see this being used for getting that peanut out of the plastic tube

Is this a joke???

At the end it's all hands for themselves!!!

Too many unknown factors are not shown.
This video is ridiculous.
Plus, who wants a soggy nut?

"Oh snap, mom's gonna kill me for wrecking her car!"

#4 that guy modified his car so much, it doesn't even resemble something you would find in any country's dealer's parking lot.

Reinforce the barrier, I say!

The only problem with noodling is that snapping turtles are a hazard.
But is does take balls to wade out into a muddy pond and hope you get a cat(fish) instead of a turtle.
If you haven't wading through a mile of waist to neck high muddy water, with each step you take sinking in through the mud to your knees, then you can't be called a man yourself.

In the Apple OS version of the matrix, the agents smile at you and bring flowers, and the girl in the red dress is indistinguishable between male or female.
Oh yeah, and Neo has a beard and designer clothes.

The old guy probably beat up the tall dude after that.

Maybe this is a trick of perspective, and the donkey was actually trying to fly away with the load?

0:45 there will be a bruise.

Chuck Norris eats guitars for midnight snacks!!!!!

Moe like Rocky in ten seconds
0:07 ~ 0:17

When you flush your toilet.....

Fat and the furious....nice

Can you say "redneck ski lift"?

Michael Jackson suddenly appears and pops the ball with his nose.
Everyone goes home.

I'm a big kid now!

Bowling is not too bad to enjoy with friends, but playing it as a sport does not float my boat (especially with that bowling ball in the boat)

I do not see the fun in watching such a ridiculously boring show.
Excuse me whilst I read a book.

I would really like to try something like this, but it scares the crap out of me just thinking about it!

Very sad video.
There goes a huge investment and a beautiful aircraft.

Depressing....

This is actually a video threat to all of the world's ceiling lamps.

#6 Chuck Norris makes the ground come to him; there's no need for jumping off of cliffs.

Steven Seagal doesn't just run like a girl, he IS a girl.

I would like to know if this will actually save money in the long run.

Bah, my 4-Cylinder Ford Ranger could beat them any day.

I've had this done to me before

Nice

The biker, in reply to being spat on, spits his entire wad of chewing tobacco on the windshield and pours beer into the car's gas tank.

Very depressing.

Somebody's an angry rascal!

Hmmm, Justin Timberlake didn't have to worry about the mail box between the legs; there's nothing there to hurt.

The gangsta head is a nice touch, although Lobsters are much sexier.

Wow, hopefully this is not something that will catch on fast.

Heheh, this US-Euro-Aussie comment war is quiet amusing
That pilot did a nice job of taking off on such a short runway with a heavy load, I think.
He seemed to know what he was doing.

Lol, I wonder if this is why my uncle abruptly "left" his job with Cisco?

I do think that there should be a licensing system set up for the US.
I would be willing to sacrifice convenience to make it harder for criminals to get their hands on guns.
Although there will always be a black market for guns.

The cat wants to meet Oprah and Tiger Woods...I guess the cat is black.

#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13

That must be one light car.

Wow, lol!
I want to jump a tractor, too!

I saw it coming.

Heheh, Shatner seems a bit intoxicated with power.
#10 I own guns not for the reason of defending myself "from other guns", but for sport shooting and pesky varmint shooting (clays, squirrels....).
Though I would use my fire arms if somebody with a bad intention invaded my house.

All of those people look like actors to me.

nice

This prove that weed makes you more like a baby.

Lol, oak street.

Lol

This guy is gonna realize in a couple of years that he has completely wasted his life.

What a waste of money.

#8 ......yeah

So that's how you make marbles.

Wow.
Superb editing.

#15 considering some videos that are posted here, I wouldn't really call snotr "family-safe".
More like work safe.

Lol, the last lady probably thought the guy was a chameleon or something.
He did turn different colors, after all.

#9 well, I like mythbusters

This is a simply explained experiment, but still cool to watch, nonetheless.

#34
Thank you for dissing my home
There is no good excuse for the Chinese government making parents murder their children.
It is a very sad and evil thing to force upon people.
Of course, many people murder of their own will when an unborn child is aborted,
Abortions/murders happen in many countries around the world, including the US and India.
It is safe to say that India, the US, and China all have one common practice: murdering unborn babies.

It is no secret that China censors the internet,

Wow, there goes my respect for Gollum

I never can figure out the secret to the spinning on head move.
Hard head is what it takes, I guess.

Lol

The music kind of ruined it for me.

Wow, that last scene was cracking me up so much!

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That is one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile!

The flying turkey was sexy, and the hidden octopus was POSITIVELY amazing

I do not know if conversion ruined the quality, but the cameras that were being used for filming the Segways did not have a great picture.

#9 "She will so death"?

Taco Bell has a new deal on the crunchwraps!!!!

lol

One of those guys is from "Shaun of the Dead", I do believe

That last one was very odd.

#14
Um, thank you?

Lol, nice splash at the end

He won the weekly $50 lottery

Man, this is a true classic!

I don't get the entire situation, but is is funny

Wow, I just can't stand the song

#1
You're right, this is fake.

' Kay

#1 Mistery?

#6
#7
Lol!

Notice that the person locked in the car was a women?

#8
Iceland is a cool place

Tripping

#3 Vote Obama!
Elect a terrorist!

Vote McCain!
Elect a nut!


Nader is where it's at; he is the hero of truth!
Hero's of truth always have pet lobsters, so he is a hero of truth with a pet lobster!
Hero's of truth with pet lobsters always have an Audi, so he is a hero of truth with a pet lobster and an Audi!
Hero's of truth with pet lobsters and an Audi always have stir fry for dinner, so he is a hero of truth with a pet lobster, an Audi, and he always has stir fry for dinner!
Hero's of truth with a pet lobster and an Audi, who always have stir dry for dinner, always, ALWAYS have an issue with mineral oil deposits in Nebraska.
Nader is a hero of truth with a pet lobster, an Audi, an issue with mineral oil deposits in Nebraska, who always has stir fry for dinner!!!!!!!!!!
CRACKOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heheh

I've already purchased two D/A Converters, and they are quite simple to hook up.
The guides are illustrated and their is a phone number provided for installation and operating assistance.
But I've not read the manual or called the number.

Lol, good ending

Where is the water for the ice machine coming from?

That wasn't too shabby

#3 You're glad spiders are big enough to entangle you?

Lol, those policemen....

Wow.

Lol, that was good

#14 I do not think I understand what you're saying, but I do watch some TV.
I was just stating the obvious question that literal people like me ask.

"Aliquantulus found washing in public urinal"
Just kidding, bro.

I've been able to pull off a curve shot like this guy, but it was once out of like a dozen attempts.

This kid will never be married for more than a month.

I did not know that manufacturers allowed TVs on their assembly lines.

The CEO of this company is a guy.

...And milk is NOT supposed to make you fat???

Wow, lol

Well, Mr. Aliquantulus sir, my Tandy probably beats your machine on any day!!!!!!!!!

Ops, I must have plunged my toilet too hard.

Since Washington Mutual gave out so many stinkin' loans to people that couldn't pay the interest (People like Paul), the US economy is suffering.
Thanks, Paul, for borrowing money you could never pay back!

Ok....

I want one for my cat to drink out of.

I thought that the camera was going to get whacked by a tree several times.

Poor dove

I wonder if my mail man will still be on time?

#6 I do not think Caives was saying that Matt Groening is 100% like Homer.
Of course my understanding of English might not be up-to-date, or something.

I was expecting a guy in a wheelchair to emerge from the woods carrying a crossbow and shooting the animals with arrows for the entire video!!

Hmmm, I think the video was sped-up a tad.
Of course, she could still be super fast.

Lol, you can see the shape of an animal cracker on it's cheek

That was quite the obvious outcome of that man's effort.

Interesting...

Ugh, I dislike Monday, too.

It's funny the way the suit Wiggles when he walks

From my point of view the Skaters were being butts.
But the security guard should have called the police and let them handle it; the security guard just didn't have the upper hand in this "fight" against a bunch of punk kids because of laws against juvenile assault and stuff.

Taste like chicken.

Maybe the squirrel has rabies.
Early signs of rabies is paranoia and random movements.

Lol!
The voices really made it.

That is really amazing.
The fluidity of their performance seemed so natural.
And I do not think they are gay.

I wouldn't mind the parachute part, but the jumping scares me to death.

But our star is sexier....

Yay

There's probably a janitor in there that doesn't know whats going

#8 Some Texans actually do want to secede from the United States of America and form their own individual country

Texas is a country of itself sometimes.

Two babies sleeping soundly in the back of the car, you hit this road.....no explanation needed.

Goats that faint, explode, and then rain down hot metal fragments: I would definitely watch that!

commercial

#11 nice

Holy crap, I want to do something like that

Ouchies

Bah!
That would be my side arm.

This video is hilarious!.......Oh wait, that's just a "couldn't load" screen.

That is more of a midwestern accent than a southern accent.
Plus, she is saying that this truck is driving backwards on "35".
I'm assuming she is talking about US Interstate 35, which stretches from Minnesota to the Texas border.
I live in Georgia, and the people with accents here can barely be understood sometimes. You'll know if people have a true southern accent if you can barely understand them.

They should streak their beards with platinum blond

LOL
Simple yet great

Well, I would be honored to be mentioned that much on one show.....

They must deplete oxygen rather quickly.

That was epic fail.

I had a beagle that would climb over fences, but I've never seen a beagle go this far before.
They are definitely escape artist.

Lol, cutting the milk carton cracked me up

Pretty good!

Lol, that was great
But I am sad that Obama appeared on the Ellen Show; she is a nut.

If you dampen clothing, and then pour gasoline LIGHTLY on a small patch, you can easily wear your pants and light them on fire for a brief period of time as long as you immediately put out the fire once the gasoline has been burned.

....Ok....

One of those bush moments was a comedic impersonator, but the rest were genuine.
I have to say: whether you like him or not, he is quiet the riot at times.

#8 If Obama wins the election, the US government will become one of socialism, just like our Chinese "friends".

Those creepy eyes, for sure.

ok....

Lol!
Old but good.

Bush's Baked Beans!

s'aight,

that is really good!

Don't know how many times I've seen this video....

Although he wasn't totally accurate on some, doing one hundred voice impressions in four minutes is a great feat.
The script was awesome, too.

8th

My poopsie whoopsie is a lot cuter.

Appearing on the Ellen Show...not good.

And the marketing goal for this was......

Whoa, gotta try this

LOLZ!!!

Who is the guy playing with???

Animusic makes these into event count-down videos, and I just happen to use them quiet often.
This is definitely eye candy.

Lets see...from a technical stand point, when McCain is quoted about if Americans are better off now than eight years ago, the editing cuts him off with just this: "I think we can argue that Americans, overall, are better off"
He could have made a different point (I've not seen the source video, so I might not be right, though).

Besides the stupid editing, I'm not saying anything else.
McCain IS an idiot.
It's hard to believe McCain won the Republican Primary.

Too much crumpets and tea.

Garfield's original voice was really good.

Those things are awesome; I've had hours of fun with 'em.

Dah internetz corrputed dem

That is pretty pointless...but still awesome

Not his best work

I spy credit problems on the horizon.

Lol

Wow, that was bad

lolz!

Wow, that was incredibly stupid.

That was a tad bit dragged out.

Pwnage

Wow, that is messed up

I want that car.

Nasty

They should have just gotten the whole thing over with and played Hannah Montana music; he would use his ammo on the speakers, and then be defenseless.

I wonder if he has ever considered mating with a hummingbird?

That older gentleman looked like the guy who works at my local Wal-Mart; greeting you with a smile at the entrance.
I'll never see those greeters the same anymore...

I have to say, mountain water is freezing; those guys must be shivering up a storm.

He might not brag about this one.

Yay

That black guy looks like one of my cats.

Hanna Montana kills people's brains.

Teh int3rnetz has yu!

What is with the 'Diagonal Vision' spot at the end?

Those are some lungs that guy has.

Ooooo, Diaganal View!

Heh, that is one cute little hedgehog.

Is this a rip ff of the Japanese shows?

Still is funny.

....My eyes.....

LOLOL!

That sounded very, very painful.

That football player decided he didn't want to play anymore, and just left the stadium!

Wow, that was really good!

LOL!!!!
That is stinkin' hilarious!

Lol!
That doesn't even look fun (or safe)

Well, those guys made an mistake, and that is what makes you lose.

Along with Bush's popularity, political humor has dropped to an all time low.
This movie pretty much proves it.

Doesn't really look very comfy.

One of these goats would make a GREAT gift!

Two things:
1.Heavy
2.Watch those fingers!

It looks like it could eat you.

Besides a few minor differences, my cat is exactly the same!

This would be a valid question if Family Guy was a serious show.
But it is indeed not a good or serious show.

My cat does that even when she is "normal"

Tiger is indeed amazing.

This is very fake.

A bloody end for both, I assume.

I wanna touch it with a bat.

Looks very much more a clean method than the regular "boom" method.

Whoa....that shattered my bubble....

That is an ultra-lite plane, with attached rubber boat.

..What?

Cat killing car

That was a nice shot by the archer

Yay

Very awesome!

Lol, I like cats

Lol, the camera guy was cracking

Verra nice

FPS games were birthed by the computer.

Crazy horse

Wall-E was a great movie

Heheh, thats sweet

Gears of War pun.

I do not have much sympathy fro stupid skaters.

I just do not see the point of having a building like this.

The graphics style looks copied from Team Fortress 2

Really makes me want to visit other countries

Looking at this video from a technical aspect; I deeply disliked the beeping that took place through out the entirety.

And Aliquantulus, I can easily say that my opinion provides me with a reason to hate yours.

Regardless of what type of car he/she is using, that is way too fast.

That is a pretty odd laugh

That'll get her a job alright.

Maybe this was a joke?

Setup for showin' off.

The beginning wasn't to great, but that ending was awesome!

Ownage

Sexy cakes

How did they manage to keep that camera in the car working whilst the "lightning" was active?

The guy can't score a real goal, so he reverts to cheapness, I guess.

That left a salty taste in my mouth

One bad bunny

Broken

Just like the Italian football team, this guy lost, too.

Butterfly's sexiness.

I want this game

This is very annoying, really.

Owned by the softball ladies!

Okay....

Move to the south; we never get snow down here!

The guy is like, "Did I hit that car...oh well" and walks away!

This is some funky stuff!

Looks a tad bit fake, toward the end, at least.

Lol, sweet!!

Awesome!
I will definitely try!
@ the guys who think this is cheap: I am not one to go and purchase an expensive multi-touch pad, since it would not benefit me in any practical way.
Something like this is be fun to play with and show off to friends that don't know a thing about computers.
If I really needed a touch pad, of course I would purchase one.

Lobsters are sexy, lobsters are cool; bring me a crab, and I shall not drool.

-The Lobster Ninja

I wouldn't mind being a water slider tester

Why I do not skateboard

What....

Did he erect a cross on the side he walked to?

The creativeness is amazing; I am greatly impressed.
But the images were quiet weird.

Um, and the commercial was funny too.

Hmmm, as fake as this might be, Americans can be almost this lazy

Lol, Noobeater, you silly rascal!

Seen this, but I still love it!

Why the heck is that police man in the USA in the first place?

Eh, that was hilarious until the in bed part.

@Daybreak:

Good job!
I can see pretty clearly how this was done, now.

I'm guessing that the top viewers of Snotr are male

That is one weird computer monitor....at least it keeps you cool.

Groovy

Heheh

Last one was good

Lol?

Maybe somebody dumped a bunch of crap inside the car, and she didn't have any other way to clean it out?

Lol, that kid falling into the deep mud puddle

That car might be a manual trans.
If thats the case, it can be very easy to leave it out of gear and not set the parking break.
I don't even set my parking break for regular parking (except hills); just leaving my car in gear has worked so far

The F-1 crashes were brutal!

I personally find great joy in NOT being first.

The landing for that big bird is gonna be rough.

Great VW commercial, as always!
But I still do not want that car (I do not favor VW's products).

Nice idea for luxury, but not really practical when cost, reliability, and safety issues are factored in.
I would mainly be worried about emergency situations.

Routine military training?

CAPTAIN PLANEEEEET!!!!!
THE POWER OF HEART

If it's a lightsaber, he must be a Jedi!

WOW, that was definitely THE last mini plot twist I was suspecting.

Lol!

Lol, "An Atlanta man mauled by a pit-bull describes the adorable attack"

I do not like the sound design, but for a free movie, I don't care too much.

That big guy can throw da moves!!!!

Man, I wish that "first" video was never put up

This is one of those kids you don't want to meet on the street in ten years.

Can't wait for this Pixar movie!

Adipall: "great vid goes to show how the insect world live and thrive on what we throw away"


From your statement, I'm assuming that you eat Geckos, or something

Isn't this already posted on SNOTR?

Made me hungry!

The pilot of that jumbo jet did some pretty impressive landing!

Takes talent alright.

I never liked that "first" guy

What a waste of car.

I could never handle that!

The office coffee machine was broken that morning---not good timing, considering that Fred had also wrecked his car that very morning, too.

I was wanting to try it...until the painful looking slam into the water

What the crap?

Nasty

LOLOLOL!!!
That is probably the funniest thing I've seen in years!!

Funny stuff!
His "woop-woop" thing is really annoying, though.

Seemed like a very successful prank!
Although it was awfully close to down right being mean.
I would probably have the same reaction to something like that; I have had bad dreams about things like that also.

The family seemed very close, though

The cat was being scratched at the root of his tail, which can be sort of like getting a very excellent massage.
I had a cat that did something similar when scratched there.

Now they need to somehow preserve all of the fish for future consumption, and start a nuclear war.
They could sit in a bunker for fifty years and never go hungry.

Lol!

Hmmmm...

I literally saw through his act!
(glass ball)

He's a performer....I'll say that......

That is some awesome stuff!

I like this series, although the devil thing was really boring and stupid.

Whoa, his voice acting is superb.

Wow, amazing and funny!

OWNED

That is going to cost him BIG

Was that a giant foam cheese pit!?!?!?
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

I knew he was gonna fail the moment it showed the rugby players.

I think this commercial was included with those "insurance commercial compilations" videos that were posted a while back......how the crap did I remember that?

Tareim:
If the father even looked remotely like Chuck Norris, I think he would have knocked the kid down and pile drived him.

Heheh, it is funny seeing the kid's reaction

That was freaking awesome!!

I'm not really too jealous.

...or this can be done with a set of percussions.....

LOLOL!!!!
...it's not really funny, actually.
Poor doggy.

Woooo

Poor acting

Wow, I say waste of resources.
Build a soccer field instead

Aliquantulus:
Ahhh, sorry; pure speculation failure on my part (was basing off of the IP comment)
I have to say, also: I wish that the people where I live explored into events and knew as much about the US as you.
It's really quite stupid for long time citizens of a country to not know anything about where they live.

Qiktor:
Heh, Thank you!
What you say about politicians in your country pretty much applies to the US.
A bunch of immature men and women running rampant and unsupervised with their pockets full of money and minds made of sludge---Lobbyist are the closest thing they have to a guiding light.

I love the US people, not the government.

Obviously explained.

I liked the door thing better

I would TOTALLY own them on CS

I own guns....on my arms!
(second attempt with this joke)

Fishing line!
They pulled it!

What the heck were they trying to do?

Lol, hot chick walks up and the two middle parts open first

craaaaazy.

LOLOLOL!!!

Makes me want to play some hockey just for tackling people!!!

Lol!
They might have put soap inside the cell phone.
Soap does crazy stuff when microwaved.

Freaky

I was nervous just by watching that guy cross the metal rods....

Aliquantulus, I have to say, before anything else, you are a fun moderator


Anyway, we are all going at each other's throats, saying which country is the best (inevitably our own), stating our opinion as fact and truth, and just plainly insulting others.
Please hear--with more than just your ears--when I say this; everyones opinion is biased.
Whether you will admit it or not, we are giving biased opinions, biased truths, and biased insults.
Aliquantulus, you are obviously going to have a favored word toward your country (Netherlands).
USAnumber1, it is plain to see that you will be in favor of the USA.
Supra11000, You favor Great Britain/UK and whatever constituent country you reside in.
I myself, being an American citizen that lives in northwest Georgia on the Tennessee-Alabama state lines, favor my country when I speak.

What point am I trying to make?
I'm not making any point, really.
I just wanted to state that I will favor my home when I talk, and you will favor your home.
If anybody makes cracks at where I live--my home, my country--I will defend with words.

Since I mentioned that I live in Georgia, let me also say this long (not brief) message: the USA consist of a union of states, hence the title "United States of America".
These states have their own governments, which are not totally separate from the federal government, but still are NOT one and the same.
Each state government has a group of elected officials that have at least a slightly (if not totally) different viewpoint that varies from state-to-state.
Going from state to state can almost be like entering another country in and of itself *cough*California*cough*.
Georgia's Senate and House of Representatives is currently dominated by Republicans, as is the position of governor.
The majority of citizens in Georgia support pro-life, opposite sex marriage only, getting out of Iraq, and freedom.
The majority of citizens in California support abortion, same sex marriage, getting out of Iraq, and selected freedoms.
The majority of citizens in New England support abortion, same sex marriage, getting out of Iraq, and freedom.

The people of each state have different ideas and opinions; clumping all of these people together and judging them is not right. Ex: Americans are all rich, spoiled people! *cough*California*cough*.

I am guilty of judging other countries in this manner also.



I could tell you what I think of Great Britain, but my opinion is definitely biased!
And you could tell me how badly you dislike the USA, but I'm going to be skeptical! (sorry)
I know what my country is like more than you do, and you know yours better than I do; lets keep it at that!
I'm not trying to be a peace keeper here, I just want all of this misunderstanding of each other to end!





Whew.

ooookay.

What happened?
Was it a slick road surface?

Wow, lol!

The kitty was the best part

OWNED

heheh, yodel

Aliquantulus:
Guess I could've traced the ip, but at least I got the continent right!
I wish that I could say whatever the crap I wanted; American free speech can be not so free sometimes (still better than a communist country, I guess).

Since I'm an American that doesn't have my head stuck in a hole, I don't blindly accept everything I hear from news sources---American media or foreign media.
I sure as heck don't take a comedian seriously, either.
Listening to what Hollywood has to say....Hollywood is in lala land; two thirds of the "truths" that come from Hollywood are lies.
I could go on and on about the corrupt American media.....

I would love to be protected by a bunch of lions!

Lol

Lol, that was most excellent!
Rock on!

Because of this, I can't drive safely.
That's not funny.

Technically, that's not a piano.

13iploar:

I somewhat do agree with you, but I also disagree;
some of the "mean" comments are in fact, posted by people claiming to be American.
furthermore, this site (I think) is based out of the UK---they can pretty much say whatever the crap they want.
Since lots of people that live in Europe do not live in the USA at this present time, their point of view is obviously limited to their country's peep hole (media).
Same goes for Americans, too.
People from the US don't know the full details about the UK, and people from the UK don't know the full details about the US.
We grew up in our countries, and we feel a connection to our home, thus we tend to defend things/people that fly our country's flag (even if we are not correct, we like to defend our country).


Put very, very simply: Americans are Americans, Russians are Russians, Chinese are Chinese, etc...

lol

Lol, that is mean

I actually have a startac!
Apple WAS the first company to release a MULTI-touch cell phone (Multi touch as in more than one pressure/heat point on screen at one time).
Touch screen cell phones were already in existence, just not multi-touch.

Amazing!

Blah; the Euro-union is just another way for few to control many.

Heheh, I wonder what kind of load that thing if firing

Joy.

The landing was horrible.

Looks very staged.

Heh, that was pretty good.

Wow, lol.
Fake or not, that looks pretty weird.

That would be really bad if happened in a real fight

Uh, stupid.

I liked LotR.
But I really want to know what type of animation software was used.

Nice for doing an accurate rewind, I guess.

Yay, a mini motor

Heh, that last picture with Bill and the apple was funny

I liked the dog part the best

Lol, that bus driver was awesome

Heh, I would be pretty mad if that was my car.

Clever

I guess that the term "photographic memory" really does apply to him.

That last one.
Ouch.

Heheh.

Truly genius, these commercials are.

Oh wow, that was great!

Oh, I also think that the sound engineering for the video isn't very well done.

Lol, that one guy pwned the other biker!

Sweet

Lolzers

Arsey, the article you posted was very interesting.
I never liked the fact that the US dropped those bombs, but I have always believed that they were the sole reason the Japan surrendered.
If what the article says is true, then it would be more like Japan saw they were losing badly, and were thinking of surrender, but Trueman wanted to bomb.
To be honest, though, I would not trust the word of the Japanese historian on this subject, simply because his own country was the site of the bombings.

One thing that has always cracked me up is how Europe wanted the USA to join the world wars, but not the wars in the middle east.
The message sent to me through these facts reads like this: Help us only

Hitler invaded countries, Saddam invaded countries.
Hitler loved genocide, Saddam loved genocide.
Hitler was a wacko, Saddam was a wacko.

Afghanistan's government was literally controlled by the taliban.


However, staying in Iraq for this long is really not too smart; the middle east will always be war bound, that's not going to change.

Lol, that is mean

Little tortilla boy, classic

I own guns....one on each arm (lame joke)

Yay

What?

Lol, that was really, really good!
I didn't like the multiple camera editing though

Wow, that guy most be feeling it, with his arms missing and all.

Sweet!

Holy crap!!!!!
I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fail

I liked the song. -Explosions in the Sky-

I can easily say that these people are stupid, and that they are Americans (as humiliating as it is).
I can also easily say that the interviewing took place mostly (if not entirely) in California.
California is a nut house state, containing lots of idiotic and stupid people.

Surely not all of the people that were interviewed were this stupid, selective editing is obvious.

My 11-year-old sister answered most questions correctly.

I'm sure that I could also go into most any country in the world, interview a lot of people, and then edit out all of the smart interviews.

It's sad to see that so many people actually believe false media such as this.
It is humiliating that the media of my own country is so bad, too.

That second to last video; where was that?
The guy's accent didn't sound American at all, too.

Wow, lol

The older Toyota trucks were great.
Newer ones....not so.