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1. Burimi 337 days ago on video Snake venom vs human blood

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

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2. Burimi 337 days ago on video Flawless jump!

even if he tried he could not perform such a jump

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3. Burimi 342 days ago on video Most Baby Windmills In 30 Seconds

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

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4. Burimi 342 days ago on video Russian wakeboarding and surfing

He's been towed by bathtub :x

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5. Burimi 356 days ago on video Polar Bear Throws A Rock Breaking Window at the Zoo

Life without bears would be unbearable.

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6. Burimi 356 days ago on video Great Catch

#2 American Frisball :D

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7. Burimi 357 days ago on video Driver ejected from car

The title of the video is wrong, it must be:

Driver vomited by car.

Anyway I'm glad that he survived.

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8. Burimi 357 days ago on video Son Electrocutes Dad While Fixing Car

The father was more tense than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.

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9. Burimi 360 days ago on video Soccer Ninjas Attack

Fight crime: Shoot back!

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10. Burimi 360 days ago on video Blonde and parking

I got a postcard from a blonde friend of mine. It said, "Having a good time. Where am I?"

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11. Burimi 360 days ago on video If You Are Bald You Need This

Bald guys never have a bad hair day.

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12. Burimi 360 days ago on video Glacier Bike Downhill Saas Fee 2012

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.

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13. Burimi 361 days ago on video Jimmy Kimmel Hooks Kid Up To Fake Lie Detector

truth fairy with mustache :D, hope i'll never meet this true fairy :P

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14. Burimi 362 days ago on video Solution for global warming...

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today."

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15. Burimi 1 year ago on video Cutting Steel At The Microscope

#2 it's not a tool, its Chuck Norris finger nail.:D

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16. Burimi 1 year ago on video Comedian Bob Nelson's standup in the 80s

Thank Roadrunner, You make my day :).
This is one of the best I ever saw.

Thanks again.

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17. Burimi 1 year ago on video Near Death & Close Calls

0:25 lucky old bastard :D

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18. Burimi 1 year ago on video Hacky Sack...To A Whole New Level

#1 You mean Cristina :D

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19. Burimi 1 year ago on video Parallel parking record

I solved the parking problem. I bought a parked car. :D

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20. Burimi 1 year ago on video O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. ;)

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21. Burimi 1 year ago on video How Not To Pull A Car

Hyundai vs Mitsubishi

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22. Burimi 1 year ago on video Swiss Company Moves 6,200 Tonne Building 60 Metres

It will cost cheaper with Chuck Norris!! ;)

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24. Burimi 1 year ago on video Stupid Porsche Driver

He is arrogant stupid driver, give him LADA and you'll see how he will respect advantage of other drivers, but now he's driving PORSCHE CAYENNE and he think that he is the only one in traffic and everybody should give him advantage.

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25. Burimi 1 year ago on video Kitten Rescue From Flood Water

Well done, but look this guy what he done from his cat :S
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HnwhGgsgXc&feature=player_embedded#!

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26. Burimi 1 year ago on video Big tornado close call

The cameraman mentioned the word F..k 16 times! :S

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27. Burimi 1 year ago on video Amazing Bartending Skills

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I wonder how they pronounce COCKTAIL in KOREA?

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28. Burimi 1 year ago on video Asian girl masters xylophone and drums

Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied,
"Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else." :D

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29. Burimi 1 year ago on video Robot Warns When Someone's About To Walk In On You Fapping

The truth: One of the most awkward things that I watched in SNOTR :D

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30. Burimi 1 year ago on video Fail Compilation May 2012

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

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31. Burimi 1 year ago on video Apocalyptic Island Of Waste In The Maldives

In my country, we don't throw garbage away - we make it into TV shows.

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32. Burimi 1 year ago on video Best goal ever ?

That was SLAM DUNK!!!! Awesome.

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33. Burimi 1 year ago on video Making Cotton Candy Like a Boss

I couldn't afford to buy cotton so I decided to be abrasive, and steel wool.

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34. Burimi 1 year ago on video Chick Flies off Rope Swing Into Woods

I thought turkeys could fly.

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35. Burimi 1 year ago on video Alligator Attacks Scientist

Alligator wasn't interested for him, alligator only protect himself from this "scientist"

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36. Burimi 1 year ago on video Tandem skydiving goes terribly wrong

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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37. Burimi 1 year ago on video Near Disastrous Semi Truck Fail

0:13 the guy in LADA was lucky :D

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38. Burimi 1 year ago on video Helicopter crashes, very lucky pilot

That was scary 0:34 - 0:42 :(
Thank God nobody hurts!

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39. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Sleeping humpback whales

#5 I'll respond to your comment or question by saying, "You're What?!"

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40. Burimi 1 year ago on video $5,000 go kart stroll

only $5,000??? come on, its nothing if you compare with the feeling while you drive this. I love it!

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41. Burimi 1 year ago on video Roof Jump Into Kiddie Pool

Nothing is fool proof until you jump in a Kiddie Pool from a roof :D

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42. Burimi 1 year ago on video The Egg Sprinkler Mystery

#5 you meant #10 not #8 :D

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43. Burimi 1 year ago on video Money and imagination makes for a cool garage

Hugh Hefner with his bunnies ;)

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44. Burimi 1 year ago on video Oil Tank Explosion

Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people. :S

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45. Burimi 1 year ago on video The Juggler

#13 The Juggler ;)

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46. Burimi 1 year ago on video 18 kg Barracuda Jumps Into Fishing Boat

Do fish get thirsty?

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47. Burimi 1 year ago on video The Oberfranken Steakknife Massacre

Perfect fan for my mother in law, she has problem with heat those days :D

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48. Burimi 1 year ago on video So What's Coke In Korean?

I wonder how she will pronounce; My PEN is big :D

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49. Burimi 1 year ago on video Cops Chase Failure!

I think this guy have no problem with drugs;
He has problems with the police. :D

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50. Burimi 1 year ago on video Girl Gets Sucked Into Standing Wave

#6 - exactly, whales can't walk :D

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51. Burimi 1 year ago on video Truck driver falls asleep

I saw a sign on the back of a dump truck that said: "Happiness is getting your load off."

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52. Burimi 1 year ago on video Two handed drawing

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, yet in the gallery wouldn't trade me that painting for my newspaper. :D

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53. Burimi 1 year ago on video Complex pipe bending made easy.

Next time please turn on the sound.

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54. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Dr. Michio Kaku on Learning from Outer Space

The best thing about outer space is that there's no wind.

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55. Burimi 1 year ago on video Polish Upside Down House

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

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56. Burimi 1 year ago on video Kid Wakes Up Drumming

#(removed comment) - you are "Ignoranus" (a person who is not only ignorant, but an asshole to boot)

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57. Burimi 1 year ago on video How Not To Perform A Back Flip

#7 where? in a water? :D

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58. Burimi 1 year ago on video Fly eating sugar

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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59. Burimi 1 year ago on video Kitten Vs The Scariest Things in the Universe!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Two apples in a day keeps the kitten away!

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60. Burimi 1 year ago on video Kitten Vs The Scariest Things in the Universe!

The best things in life are free. So, how many kittens do you want?

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61. Burimi 1 year ago on video boy knows how to do it, with persistence

To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse

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62. Burimi 1 year ago on video Nobody canna' cross it

Clifton Brown raps like a boss!

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63. Burimi 1 year ago on video Predator Pike Fish Snatches a Duckling

Let's report that fish, we have evidence against him!

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64. Burimi 1 year ago on video Driving Around In A Chinese La-Z-Boy

Next week video of his wife chasing him with motorized kitchen sink :D

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65. Burimi 1 year ago on video Triathlon Juggling World Record

He must be tired, because he has been Swuggling, Buggling and Joggling through my mind the last 3 hours!

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66. Burimi 1 year ago on video Driving Around In A Chinese La-Z-Boy

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

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67. Burimi 1 year ago on video I KNOW THAT VOICE

In Kindergarten, my teacher asked me, "What's your favorite T.V. show?". "Cartoons.", I replied. "Which one?" "CARTOONS!"

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68. Burimi 1 year ago on video Hate your job?

My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. :D

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69. Burimi 1 year ago on video Enjoy!

Do they need to pay extra for this kind surprise?

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70. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Penguins Jumping Onto An Iceberg

One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.

By the way Geekster congratulation on your 100 video :D

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71. Burimi 1 year ago on video Flipping With Guns

It's cool but really I don't know why or how I put this on Weird category :D

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72. Burimi 1 year ago on video Alaska Bush Pilots Are The Best At What They Do

The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.

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74. Burimi 1 year ago on video Plane pilot with ballz of steel

#n15 IRISHGEK - OMG this was your 2222nd comment, congratulation!

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76. Burimi 1 year ago on video Just A School Bus Jumping 20 Motorcycles

It reminds me on movie SPEED 1, Keanu Reeves!!
But where is Sandra Bullock?

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77. Burimi 1 year ago on video He watches you

I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son!

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78. Burimi 1 year ago on video Best Job

"The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom."

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79. Burimi 1 year ago on video He Almost Made It

Luckily he was transporting Styrofoam. :S

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80. Burimi 1 year ago on video Impossible shot in Estonian basketball league

#14 Ma arvan, et aru saada kõike, mida ütles. Mida sa ütlesid? Pöial üles minu poolel.

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81. Burimi 1 year ago on video Duo Maintenant

If you want no sexual remarks in the comments post video with Hippopotamuses ballet dance.

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82. Burimi 1 year ago on video Flying into the eye of a Hurricane

Why they name tornado's with female names?
Irene, Katherine, Emily...

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83. Burimi 1 year ago on video New safety system, car windows break automatically after driving into water.

Why not invent something that the car does not drown?

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84. Burimi 1 year ago on video Quadrotor Machine Gun

Category: Awesome ??!!!!

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85. Burimi 1 year ago on video My Secret Life as Plankton

Do fish get thirsty?

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86. Burimi 1 year ago on video Coolest dishwasher ever

1:54 VESTEL Friendly Technology

I LOVE TURKEY <3

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87. Burimi 1 year ago on video Monkey Vs. Cat

Monkey business :(|)
I'm surprised that the cat showed no curiosity :S

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88. Burimi 1 year ago on video Look mom no hands !

#17 - I think he is talented, he is great and I like his performance but the Title of this video is cruel and derisory.

The video is great and a guy even more.

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89. Burimi 1 year ago on video Look mom no hands !

The title of the video is cruel!!!!!!!!!!!

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90. Burimi 1 year ago on video How to weaponize office supplies

Well done, now I have to take care from my colleague :S , he can shoot me with a pencil and A4 paper!!!

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91. Burimi 1 year ago on video Barrel Explosions Party

#(removed comment) No it's Croatia, they are celebrating the Easter.

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92. Burimi 1 year ago on video Time Warp - Card Throwing Slowmotion

We can't say that; No man has been shot while recording this video.

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93. Burimi 1 year ago on video Always the same problem with that water ...

I expected to see wet pussy :D

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94. Burimi 1 year ago on video TicTac

Someone needs TicTac for armpits :D

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95. Burimi 1 year ago on video Strange Delicacy

#9 I hope so!!! :S

This isn't delicacy this is stupidity!!!!

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96. Burimi 1 year ago on video Ship launch gone wrong...

“Mayday, mayday. Can you hear us? Can you hear us?
We are sinking. We are sinking.”

“Hello. Zis is ze German coastguard.”

“We are sinking. We are sinking.”

“Vot are you sinking ABOUT?”

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97. Burimi 1 year ago on video Fun at work

0:7 Hitler nein nein :D

0:33 Green T-shirt :D

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98. Burimi 1 year ago on video Amazing Dolphins Show Off

Whether he was hooked?

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99. Burimi 1 year ago on video Someone Like You Cover By Connie Talbot

4:33 you are welcome!

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100. Burimi 1 year ago on video Eagle Goes For Swim

it is a duck disguised as an eagle :D

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101. Burimi 1 year ago on video Fire fight

Light Sabers from 19th century

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102. Burimi 1 year ago on video Honest Trailers: Titanic

Watching this video I believe more and more that Titanic was real :D

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103. Burimi 1 year ago on video Thirsty? Lemon Lemon Lemon

They who drink lemon lemon lemon will think lemon lemon lemon.

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104. Burimi 1 year ago on video Best of Web 2

From 0:0 till 4:35 was perfect.
I have only one question; where is Best of Web 1?

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105. Burimi 1 year ago on video Birds talking together& kissing!

Birds of a feather flock together, talk & kiss each other...then crap on your car. ;)

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106. Burimi 1 year ago on video What really goes down in a forest at night

being lonely in a night club :S

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107. Burimi 1 year ago on video Key & Peele: Flicker

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me more times, shame on me. :P

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108. Burimi 1 year ago on video Underwater Missile Launch

#34. Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.

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109. Burimi 1 year ago on video Epic pole vaulting

Beach Sergei Bubka :D

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110. Burimi 1 year ago on video Cockpit view of a night landing!

3:41 I hate this man, he interrupted my journey, I really enjoyed the flight. Thanks HRSDK

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111. Burimi 1 year ago on video Black Bike Vol. 1

Next time he will paint bike in yellow and it will be Yellow Bike vol. 2

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112. Burimi 1 year ago on video Catch me if you can!

#12 Koblenz ist sehr schön ;)

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113. Burimi 1 year ago on video Catch me if you can!

#9 - we can ask this guy with camera 0:51 to submit the video on snotr and we can see what plane was it ;)

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114. Burimi 1 year ago on video Catch me if you can!

1:59 wet horst :D

Great idea + awesome video = I enjoy it!

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115. Burimi 1 year ago on video football player shares booger with young friend

Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones.

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116. Burimi 1 year ago on video Hanging with the Lions on a Zebra car

#1 they are not gentle, look what they done to Zebra (vehicle) :D

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117. Burimi 1 year ago on video CALVAIRE FRUITE

killer by negligence

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118. Burimi 1 year ago on video FAIL Compilation MARCH 2012

Failure is not an option - it's a lifestyle.

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119. Burimi 1 year ago on video Awesome chemistry professor

Chemistry: Physics without thought.

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120. Burimi 1 year ago on video Sand Flea Robot

Very soon we will se this robot in Athletic; high jump and long jump

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121. Burimi 1 year ago on video An eagle, a fox and a cat

"An eagle, a fox and a cat" the title of the video sound like an fairy tale.

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122. Burimi 1 year ago on video Elephant knows how to use a touchscreen

#14 also I heard that you elephants drive bicycles. :D

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124. Burimi 1 year ago on video Elephant knows how to use a touchscreen

“If anyone wants to know what elephants are like, they are like people only more so.” Peter Corneille in Theatreprint

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125. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Sand Flea Robot

Very soon we will se this robot in Athletic; high jump and long jump

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126. Burimi 1 year ago on video Underwater Missile Launch

Excellent Slovenian Documentary on the wars in former Yugoslavia (Eng Subs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L5Qm-qRjqg&feature=related part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9MA98KJtEA&feature=relmfu part 2

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127. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Underwater Missile Launch

#20 Dushane HVALA (Thanks) for your answer.

#19 Rascha you stated that Afganistan and Irak are bombed because of OIL (in what I agree, but also for other reasons), you didn't answer in my question Why NATO bomb Serbia?

cheers, sve najbolje

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128. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Underwater Missile Launch

#17 I don't support burning of the churches at all and no ethnic based crimes.

I don't play "i'm a victim" game, you play this game since 1999 when NATO bombed you legally, to stop the ETHNIC Cleansing of more than 1000000 ore in words One million ALBANIANS.

WHY THEY BOMB YOU? Why NATO bomb Serbia? Can you answer WHY?

I wait for your answer not only from rascha.

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129. Burimi 1 year ago on video Underwater Missile Launch

#15. - I ask rascha and now I'm asking you Dushan; WHY THEY BOMB YOU? Why NATO bomb Serbia? Can you answer WHY?

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130. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Underwater Missile Launch

#7 wow you impress me with exit festival. No No Kosovo is independent and will always be, dream on!

Come in Kosovo and see the barricades that your people use since the war in Croatia and Bosnia BARRICADIADA the same brand from Millosevic time.

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131. Burimi 1 year ago on video Underwater Missile Launch

#2 I'm not sure that they use such missiles, but anyway can you answer me;WHY THEY BOMB YOU?

Me to I want no one to experience what my people Kosovar Albanians survived during the war when they were expelled from their homes, killed, raped etc etc.
Also Bosnians and Croatians suffered in same way from same neighbour!!!

I wish no wars will happen anymore.

NO MISSILES, NO WARS, NO KILLINGS!!!!!!!!

PEACE!

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132. Burimi 1 year ago on video ANGRY BEARD

Very hairy video!

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133. Burimi 1 year ago on video Upstairs

#8 best things in life are free.

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134. Burimi 1 year ago on video Ukrainian Drunk Master vs Glass Bottle

#12 Yes, bottle remained unbroken! ;)

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135. Burimi 1 year ago on video Ukrainian Drunk Master vs Glass Bottle

#6 thank you so much for clarifying that.

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136. Burimi 1 year ago on video Ukrainian Drunk Master vs Glass Bottle

Stupidity: doing the same things over and over and expecting different results.

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137. Burimi 1 year ago on video Upstairs

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

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138. Burimi 1 year ago on video Dog welcomes Soldier home

Great moments, this video was taken in Böblingen, Germany

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140. Burimi 1 year ago on video Tricking

#3 I think she is German (i)

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141. Burimi 1 year ago on video Incredible Whale Encounter - Mother Gray Whale Lifts Her Calf Out of the Water

Mother Gray Whale Lifts Her Calf Out of the Water, to show him who is making noise!

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142. Burimi 1 year ago on video Andrew Myers - Painting Screws

I expected him to tell her; I can Screw you if you want. :D

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143. Burimi 1 year ago on video Beat Battle

0:26, 1:45, 1:49, 2:0, 2:22 I think those red snickers/sport shoes are for two or three number larger :O

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144. Burimi 1 year ago on video Funny Muay Thai

#2 or Kimbo Slice Vs. Brian Green - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ4fUHNWUNk&feature=player_embedded :D

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145. Burimi 1 year ago on video This Guys Is Nuts

0:38 dear children don't try this since he's trained psychopath :D

0:13 Also this guy here is natural born psychopath! Dieter Bohlen ex Modern Talking.

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146. Burimi 1 year ago on video This Guys Is Nuts

He looks like Albert Johnson from PRODIGY

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147. Burimi 1 year ago on video Aurora borealis, northern tip of Norway.

5***** video :)

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148. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Lightsaber class 101

Anakin: When I got there we went into aggresive negotiations..

Padme: Aggresive negotiations? What's that?

Anakin: Well, negotiations, with a lightsaber.

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149. Burimi 1 year ago on video Brandon MCcuien Tricking Sampler

Brandon should go for Olympics.

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150. Burimi 1 year ago on video There are many ways to open a bottle of beer

In 03:04 opened 39 beers!

Can they open a beer with gummi bears?

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151. Burimi 1 year ago on video For snooker friends only ...

This was easy, to watch.

Only champions can do this, RESPECT!

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152. Burimi 1 year ago on video Connecting on the Internet

I'm daltonist, I can't get it!!!! :S

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153. Burimi 1 year ago on video Problem, Soccer?

I love creative football fans, Turkish football fans are very creative and noisy, they are great, they gather in a stadium hours and hours before match starts, they are simply crazy.

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154. Burimi 1 year ago on video Bike trail of death

Cougar was chasing him!

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155. Burimi 1 year ago on video Worst firefighter ever

Q. What does CHAOS stand for?

A. Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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156. Burimi 1 year ago on video Cow Kicks Woman in the Face

Cow Norris roundhouse kick

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157. Burimi 1 year ago on video We Stopped Dreamin

We Stopped Dreamin????
Austria's Felix Baumgartner jumped out of a space capsule from an altitude of approximately 71,580 feet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkF2dq1bJi0&feature=player_embedded#!

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158. Burimi 1 year ago on video Somewhere over the Rainbow played on cats!

Can he play "Who let the dog's out" on cats?

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159. Burimi 1 year ago on video So papa, how do you like the iPad we got you?

Apple is makin a new version of iPad with a knife - iCut

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160. Burimi 1 year ago on video Imploding Iceberg

A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese..

Chinese: why?

Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there!

Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.

Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same.

The Chines punched Spielberg.

Spielberg: Why did you do that?

Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic.

Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!

Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!!

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161. Burimi 1 year ago on video Longboard Attempts The Loop

I really don't know why #1 is thumbed down since he answer in the above question (description; Will he make it ?)

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162. Burimi 1 year ago on video Longboard Attempts The Loop

I cant wait see the version from helmet camera :D

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163. Burimi 1 year ago on video How To Extract Your Own DNA

#4 Human DNA and Goats

Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human DNA into goats?

A: "Hell, I've been doing that for years."

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164. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video What are years?

#10. I thumb up all of them, satisfied :)

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165. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video What are years?

0:53 woman go in mercury and get pregnant, you can deliver a baby after 66 days of pregnancy which is equal with 9 months. :D

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166. Burimi 1 year ago on video Snooker World Open 2012

I can't understand why he hit so hard, but still he won. Winner of the day.

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167. Burimi 1 year ago on video Snow Circles

#8 thanks I didn't notice :(

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168. Burimi 1 year ago on video Snow Circles

#2 free time and of course an helicopter

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169. Burimi 1 year ago on video Monkeys Discover Hidden Cameras

Monkey Business!

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170. Burimi 1 year ago on video Sugar Art

#3 or put the sugar in a metal cup and melt it on a fire, after get melt put some water and boil it, perfect hot drink. ;)

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171. Burimi 1 year ago on video no animal was hurt during this video :D

#1 best comment ever :D :D :D :D :D thanks!

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172. Burimi 1 year ago on video Girls are evil

1:51 I have 2 girls, and this is very very true.

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173. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Evolution Of The Cell Phone

1:56 N95 the best phone ever.

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174. Burimi 1 year ago on video There are a**holes & good guys!

"God does not judge you according to your appearance and your wealth, but He looks at your hearts and looks into your deeds"

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175. Burimi 1 year ago on video Godfrey on potential presidents

He mentioned 18 times in 4 minutes and 48 seconds word Fu.k. Wow!

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176. Burimi 1 year ago on video Godfrey on potential presidents

2:45 he sound 100% like Arnold Schwarzenegger. I have muscles Fcuk u :D

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177. Burimi 1 year ago on video How hard for girls to wear jeans...

Why she try to wear the jeans from her 5 year younger sister?

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178. Burimi 1 year ago on video Snake Climbing Wall

sneaky snake :D

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179. Burimi 1 year ago on video Flat Frog

2:31 what she was doing there?!! I think she get excited because of ring!

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180. Burimi 1 year ago on video Need a buddy?

#22, I was expecting that, ;)
Great video, I like it.

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181. Burimi 1 year ago on video 100 Years in 10 Minutes

#23, yes he forgot also the crimes that Serbia commited against his neighbors.
CROATIA, BOSNIA AND REPUBLIC of KOSOVA

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182. Burimi 1 year ago on video 11 languages

#20. ZEX983 POPUSI GA TI ;) , A JA MOGU SAMO LIZNUTI TVOJOJ MAJCI, PICKA LI TI MATERINA :D

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183. Burimi 1 year ago on video 11 languages

#16 - there is no more YUGOSLAVIA. I know its almost the same Bosnian, Croatian, serbian, MonteNegrin, and FYROM but I just wanted to look interesting.

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184. Burimi 1 year ago on video Weird sounds of frozen sea in Odessa, Ukraine.

I didn't get the message, did you? My radio doesn't support those frozen waves

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185. Burimi 1 year ago on video 11 languages

I can speak: Albanian, English, German, Bosnian, Croatian, serbian, MonteNegrin, and FYROM only 8 languages :(

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186. Burimi 1 year ago on video Best Gift Ever

0:11 I Can't believe me! You got me this car???!!!! Ha ha ha ha

#1 I play and play 0:59. :x :x :x

And of course; Was this his graduation or birthday gift 0:18 ? Who cares he enjoyed the "GIFT" ha ha ha

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187. Burimi 1 year ago on video Things you don't say to your wife song

Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend :D
And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame
Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife :S

I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK
Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife

Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes
The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake :x
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill?
Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill

If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life
These are the things you don't say to your wife
If your a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife
These are the things you don't say to your wife

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188. Burimi 1 year ago on video Nice Skydive

Simply beautiful :)

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189. Burimi 1 year ago on video If men and women switched roles

01:21 slap!!! :S asshole :D

@ mala-zmija - you little snake, dobar video

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191. Burimi 1 year ago on video FIBA best score 2011

Watch the title "FIBA best score 2011" - deserved 100 percent

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192. Burimi 1 year ago on video Kid with nightvision

He remind me on movie "PITCH BLACK" with Vin Diesel.

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193. Burimi 1 year ago on video Beer Bottle stand

He's drunk, otherwise he can't do it!

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194. Burimi 1 year ago on video Alaskan Husky Exercise Wheel

#15 Do you always mask insults with humor?

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195. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Alaskan Husky Exercise Wheel

#10, I think you are an idiot, you didn't get it, since you said that you can't prevent your wife from running that reminded me on RUN FORREST RUN!!!!

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196. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Alaskan Husky Exercise Wheel

#2 or #5 Are you married with sister of Forrest Gump? :S

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197. Burimi 1 year ago on video OK Go - Needing/Getting - Official Video

4 months preparation, 4 day shooting, almost 4 minute video, 1000 thumbs up from my side ;)

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198. Burimi 1 year ago on video Collapsing Cooling Towers

#14 Green yourself!!!

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199. Burimi 1 year ago on video Manhole Explosion

#2 you're right it's bio-gas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=but5ntRMQQc&feature=related


but where the remains cover? took off into the air but did not fall!!!!

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200. Burimi 1 year ago on video new born deer

So innocent, so cute. :)

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201. Burimi 1 year ago on video Crab amputates own limb

Crab amputate his own limb since the surgery can cost him a lot :S

don't try this at home.

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202. Burimi 1 year ago on video The Crush

There are lot of these cases, some pupil crushed on teacher, some teachers get involved with wrong guys, some guys pretending that are tough. The circle of life! :(

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203. Burimi 1 year ago on video Awesome way to order your fast food at the drive-thru

#12 - I'm the first that clicked thumb up on your first comment :D

WELCOME

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204. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video The Microwave experiment

There were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Shut up, we are in SNOTR!!!!"

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205. Burimi 1 year ago on video Girl can say any word backwards!

Can she say it in backward "otorhinolaryngologist" or "immunoelectrophoretically"?

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206. Burimi 1 year ago on video Amazing Forest Freeride

Good music! ;)

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207. Burimi 1 year ago on video Bird Joins the Band

I thought Larry Bird joined the band! ;)

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208. Burimi 1 year ago on video Bird Joins the Band

A bird in hand is a certainty. But a bird in the guitar may sing.

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209. Burimi 1 year ago on video World record in speed climbing 2011

Super fast climbers, both of them are winners!

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210. Burimi 1 year ago on video What is nothing?

Nothing makes sense.
There's nothing there.
Nothing is better than this.
Nothing to be worried about.
I guess that's better than nothing .
It's nothing really.

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211. Burimi 1 year ago on video Tough Granny Takes a Hit

He didn't help her at all (what I saw from this video) not even to pick up the goods, he didn't touch her except of course the great touch with his car where he was listening the stupid music and driving like crazy. I feel sorry about these people that get hurt and don't react. But again the people mus be more careful when crossing the streets.

#3 maybe she spent all her money in buying the goods that's why she went to pick them up.

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212. Burimi 1 year ago on video Get Out

I must confess,Gary looks much younger than he was inside.

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213. Burimi 1 year ago on video LADA: best brakes in the world

Man buys a Lada but after only one day of ownership returns it to the garage.

"It's no good mate, the car's no good for me" says the man

"Why not?" asks the car dealer.

"See that steep hill over there?" says the man pointing

"Well it will only get up to seventy five up there!"

"That's not bad really sir, for a Lada especially. I can't see a problem with that"

"Trouble is" said the man, "I live at ninety five!"

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214. Burimi 1 year ago on video Shangri-La

Kevin Costner from dances with wolves is jealous since this guy slept with wolves ;)
I like Happy ending stories. :)

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215. Burimi 1 year ago on video Bad driving skills

Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.

Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

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217. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Jedi Ninjas

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless against a ninja.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

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218. Burimi 1 year ago on video Make Your Own Doritos

Ingredients: blankety blanks, temporal glitch, haiku, nods, sweeps, beeps, deeps, sneeps, reeps, winks, memories, fireballs, congratulations, laughter, lightening etc etc I couldn't catch other ingredients.

Great combinations but i think the crucial ingredents are: sweeps, beeps, deeps, sneeps and reeps :D

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219. Burimi 1 year ago on video Britain's Got Talent Unseen - David Williams (dancer)

#16 maybe his "friends" convinced him to go

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220. Burimi 1 year ago on video Friendly turtles do a 'high five'

#10 - they got me? Oh no! Help me :'(

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222. Burimi 1 year ago on video 13-meter Axe Prank

One day prank will turn in real war!!! :D

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223. Burimi 1 year ago on video Groups with De Lijn

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of course!

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224. Burimi 1 year ago on video Yamaha R1 - skill or luck?

That was so close!

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225. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Friendly turtles do a 'high five'

WHY I CAN'T SUBMIT VIDEOS SINCE 10 DAYS AGO?

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226. Burimi 1 year ago on video The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

.........I don't like you Jerk off

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227. Burimi 1 year ago on video Anchors have a difficulty pronouncing a man's name.

To pronounce his name, you have to put the wasp inside your mouth. :P

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228. Burimi 1 year ago on video Boxer excited to go for a walk

A little girl asked, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block"?

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean"? asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle"?

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

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229. Burimi 1 year ago on video Trains Just Don't Give A Shit

Trains are bad! :D They don't give a shit at all.

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230. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Kamikaze Pedestrians Compilation

all drivers should repeat psychological test!

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231. Burimi 1 year ago on video Russia car crash compilation 3! (With original sound)

03:05 - when I saw the body inside the car, I stopped to watch further, but I'll push forward to see what's on 4:36 that #1 mentioned that is worth to in Russia for living.

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232. Burimi 1 year ago on video Clever Guys Good safety video

How many Safety Furst guys does it take to light the rocket?

5 (five) - One to light the match, one to hold camera and three to hold the fire extinguisher

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233. Burimi 1 year ago on video Brutus, the pet grizzly bear

And I was asking myself where I saw them?
Of course i filmed them by the river.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoApEyKHYy8&feature=related

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234. Burimi 1 year ago on video You Don't Know Sh*t About Iowa

I, I, Ow Ow Ow A? :'(

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235. Burimi 1 year ago on video Don't mock the quadricycles

it looks like a mosquito to me ;)

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237. Burimi 1 year ago on video Volvo Amazon vs Ferrari 599 GTB F1

beauty and the beast in one (Volvo) :- i

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238. Burimi 1 year ago on video The Seoul Balancing Expert

Can he do that with my 2 month old son?
He still cannot stand on his feet! :D

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239. Burimi 1 year ago on video Art With Salt - Bruce Lee

can he do it with sugar?

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240. Burimi 1 year ago on video Jerome Simpson Front Flip Touchdown

I think that the action replay showed it to be worse than it actually was.

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241. Burimi 1 year ago on video Slippery stairs on russian subway

I was more shocked by the music!!!!!!!!!!!

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242. Burimi 1 year ago on video The Twelve Daze of Christmas

#2 you prefer drunk girls because its much easier to heve them? :D

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243. Burimi 1 year ago on video Slippery stairs on russian subway

There is not slippery because of ice.
They have have installed the polished ceramic or granite in a spot where
snow have access!!!!
This can be done only in corrupted places, where no one gives responsibility to anyone!

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244. Burimi 1 year ago on video LAZY DOG EATING SPILLED FOOD

he eats coffee grains, he's trying to stay awake

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245. Burimi 1 year ago on video Best Dunk Mix 2011

#3 :D :D

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246. Burimi 1 year ago on video Head On Car Crash

#22 i didn't mean to drive like a snail, i mean it to drive slowly and safely and to keep distance (in a previous comment I wrote "AND" drive slowly)

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247. Burimi 1 year ago on video Head On Car Crash

#20 and drive slowly!!!!!

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248. Burimi 1 year ago on video Wedding Bloopers

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all.

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249. Burimi 1 year ago on video Best Dunk Mix 2011

#1 0:28 , 1:35 yes they can :)

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250. Burimi 1 year ago on video Help is on the way ...

Two fellows were sitting in a bar…suddenly the Town’s Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, “Hey, Tom, I didn’t know you were a fireman!” Tom replied, “I’m not, but my girlfriend’s husband is…” ;)

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251. Burimi 1 year ago on video Clerk KO's Robber, Makes Him Clean Blood

Who turned the light off? :D

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252. Burimi 1 year ago on video Craziest thing I've ever seen

#8 change the avatar into the red one since the green doesn't work :D

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253. Burimi 1 year ago on video Out to play

#3 and you won't use the internet anymore :D

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254. Burimi 1 year ago on video Trolling Cat II

Cats are cute.

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255. Burimi 1 year ago on video If classic games had DLC

What about donkey kong?

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256. Burimi 1 year ago on video Stopped clock illusion

1:38 true, it looks that the second pointer stopped

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257. Burimi 1 year ago on video Freestyle Skiing Madness in Kaunertal

hugger-mugger and chaotic!!!

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258. Burimi 1 year ago on video Thirsty Cow

milkingbation :(

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260. Burimi 1 year ago on video Dyson's DC29

This sucks! :D

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261. Burimi 1 year ago on video Life's Too Short- School Scene

I wonder why this is in AWESOME category?

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262. Burimi 1 year ago on video Mechanic Torches Himself

A guy gets a horrible burn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed in the emergency room with second-degree burns. He was already starting to blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and a sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"

The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheets off his legs."

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263. Burimi 1 year ago on video Talented Tightrope Acrobat

better than a bird on a wire ;)

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264. Burimi 1 year ago on video Crazy Golf Cart

Electric cars do not polute enviroment but can cause damages

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267. Burimi 1 year ago on video 170 Greatest Clint Eastwood Quotes

0:39 this is the same scene as in Sit Down and Shut Up
1:12 - when she said to Clint Eastwood Shut Up Sit Down!!!
http://www.snotr.com/video/8498/Sit_Down_and_Shut_Up#player

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268. Burimi 1 year ago on video Just a little swim in the ocean

#7 Thumb up

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269. Burimi 1 year ago on video Just a little swim in the ocean

#3 It looks more like predator head :x

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270. Burimi 1 year ago on video Sit Down and Shut Up

1:12 - She said to Clint Eastwood Shut Up Sit Down!!!

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271. Burimi 1 year ago on video RNA interference

I like the graphic

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272. Burimi 1 year ago on video The Roast of Charlie Sheen - Charlie's Speech

Hot Shots, :D :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqpcmqSVI0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=Gox6mPaJ17c

Here’s the Top 8 most brutal jokes from Charlie Sheen’s roast (at least, among those we can print):

1. “You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer
2. “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their first 12 steps?” — Jeffrey Ross
3. “Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her. … Mike Tyson, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than Charlie’s ex wives.” — Jeffrey Ross
4. “The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates Michael J. Fox.” — Anthony Jeselnik
5. “Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there.” — Steve-O
6. “You dropped out of school faster than Casey Anthony’s kid.” — Anthony Jeselnik
7. “It’s amazing — after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” — Kate Walsh
8. “Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you’ve [had sex with], it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” — Seth MacFarlane

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273. Burimi 1 year ago on video The Human Slingshot

What's next?

Human longshot, buckshot, earshot, grapeshot, gunshot, hot-shot, overshot, potshot, scattershot, snapshot, upshot?

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274. Burimi 1 year ago on video Robin Williams' Siri Impression!

Robin Williams is great showman.

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275. Burimi 1 year ago on video Remote Controlled Segway Gets Beer

You don't need Remote Controlled Segway when you have this

http://siromah.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Wife-300x240.jpg

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276. Burimi 1 year ago on video Lil' Drac

Why don't bats live alone?
They prefer to hang out with their friends!

I hope this Lil Drac will find his friends, not to hang anymore in other fingers

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278. Burimi 1 year ago on video Using a Banana to do WHAT????

#1 only banana rocks

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279. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video Bearded Dragon playing Ant Crusher

Let's see him next time playing Angry Birds

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280. Burimi 1 year ago on video close shave

0:25 My God!!!!!

They are lucky, they get born for the second time in that moment.

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281. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 1 year ago on video L verse.

LL Looc L (LL cool J)

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282. Burimi 1 year ago on video Bearded Dragon playing Ant Crusher

in prehistory dragons used to chase people to eat them,
now they play with tablet :S

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283. Burimi 2 years ago on video Archimedes Death Ray

#7 thumb up

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284. Burimi 2 years ago on video Bored animator

#3/10 the animator killed your avatar :S

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285. Burimi 2 years ago on video Indiana Hoosiers Stun No. 1 Kentucky at the Buzzer

#3 here you have clear view ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C4W9GU0TBU&feature=related

#7 santa party :D

Watch the referee at :P 02:19 in the video that I posted the link :O

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286. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 2 years ago on video Eagle Fight

This is nothing, You have to see Eagle vs Shark

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2412679936/tt0494222

:D

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287. Burimi 2 years ago on video Drunk Walking With Style

You're not drunk if you can lie on the sidewalk without holding on.

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288. Burimi 2 years ago on video Citroen GT

Show car, not for ordinary driving, can't impress any girl with that car.

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289. Burimi 2 years ago on video Can Men and Women be Just Friends?

men say they can not be friends right after the question
girls need more time maybe 3 or 4 more question and than realize that MEN and WOMAN can't be FRIENDS.

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290. Burimi 2 years ago on video Jogger sets a new world record in sprinting

Run (in) Forest run :D
I hope the bear wasn't disturbed

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291. Burimi 2 years ago on video Crazy Romanian truck driver

And he can drive more like this in EU

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292. Burimi 2 years ago on video Mullet guy with whistling skills

#3 Larry Bird is his first cousin ;)

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293. Burimi 2 years ago on video ...LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!

1:06 - so close

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294. Burimi 2 years ago on video Playing with puma

#12, its dangerous when you are in dark with him, you can;t see him at all

don't buy it!!!

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295. Burimi 2 years ago on video Official Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - The Vet & The n00b

"War is delightful to those who have not yet experienced it." - Erasmus

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296. Burimi 2 years ago on video The Best Gun Fail Accidents - 2011

9 minutes of Benny Hill music, bum bum shootings and stupid people

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297. Burimi 2 years ago on video Lucky guy

vodka gives you swing :x

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298. Burimi 2 years ago on video Playing with puma

What's next? Playing with Adidas?

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299. Burimi 2 years ago on video Cat massaging dog

I hope the cat wont use the nails for acupuncture!

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300. Burimi 2 years ago on video The Best Gun Fail Accidents - 2011

02:26 - in both cases she looks dangerous, with or without a gun :P

03:29 - :S

04:11 - can't take hand from her :P

05:04 - OMG

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302. Burimi 2 years ago on video high tech bike

TOYOTA Comercial video.

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303. Burimi 2 years ago on video Hate E-mails with Richard Dawkins

#17 i said to #14 dushan that he is 100% right and I'm glad that he said that. I greet him and give him one big plus from my side :)

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304. Burimi 2 years ago on video Hate E-mails with Richard Dawkins

#14 100% si u pravu i drago mi je sto si ovo rekao. Pozdravljam te i jedan veliki plus od mene ;)

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305. Burimi 2 years ago on video True Love

I hope that one day all attention his to girlfriend will pay off to this great man.

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306. Burimi 2 years ago on video WAR IS COSTLY......... PEACE IS PRICELESS.

#18 unfortunaly there are some people that live from wars and love wars more than peace, as you can see #20. For me all the mentioned victims are the same not only the brave men but also the civilians

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307. Burimi 2 years ago on video Sleeping problems?

1:03 I always remember this scene, IT'S FUNNY

Whenever I WATCH THIS, it makes me laugh :)

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309. Burimi 2 years ago on video Darth Vader: The Corporate Lapdog

A touching moment between father and son. Beautiful. Darth Vader Feels Blue


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI&feature=youtube_gdata

Darth Vader & Heidi Klum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXWTmDbcOD0&feature=related

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310. Burimi 2 years ago on video Clearing minefield in Afghanistan

It cost to produce, than to set mines, it cost to remove them, what a waste of money, time and most important: LIVES :S

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311. Burimi 2 years ago on video Incredible Bike Run

#32. would you allow me to ride a bike in your yard?

great video, great ride, great track, good coordination

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312. Burimi 2 years ago on video BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING PRANK!

#8 visit one of two websites, than you'll have only one not two or maybe three

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313. Burimi 2 years ago on video Bio Concrete, Concrete That Repairs Itself

dutch accent.
Bio-concrete will save us a lot of money and make you richer.

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314. Burimi 2 years ago on video Urine-controlled video games installed in London bar

Everyone need to bring the JOYstick :D

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315. Burimi 2 years ago on video Bridgestone Karma

What did the beaver say to the tree?

“It’s been nice gnawing you.”

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316. Burimi 2 years ago on video Odd Martin "Flying tiger"

Watch this: SENSE OF FLYING - What´s it like flying down a mountain at 250 km/h?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ER1PGYe9UZA

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317. Burimi 2 years ago on video Urine-controlled video games installed in London bar

Are they multiplayer games? As i notice only single player

What about female players? :x How they can play? :S

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318. Burimi 2 years ago on video BCB Wall Breaker

wall breaker? why not water canon?
and of course don't waste water!

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319. Burimi 2 years ago on video Jetman versus Jet team

next James Bond movie: 007 use this to get behind enemies line but somebody shoot him and he land straight in bond girl bed.

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320. Burimi 2 years ago on video Le Tango Vertical

#6 I think you're right :P

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321. Burimi 2 years ago on video 25 Ways to Wear a Scarf in 4.5 Minutes!

Why did the blonde take her new scarf back to the store?

Because it was too tight!

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322. Burimi 2 years ago on video Fail Compilation November 2011

I really can't watch the face-plants :x

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323. Burimi 2 years ago on video Why did the salmon cross the road?

#2 The salmon was already on other side of the road!!! :D

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324. Burimi 2 years ago on video The Hamburglar

And when someone in prison ask him: why you are here? and how long you will be here?

I believe that they will burst of laughter, when they get the answer from this Hamburglar

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325. Burimi 2 years ago on video Two brothers restore their father's motorbike and surprise him

This video make me cry, I wonder why the sons always do this for fathers, and I never find a video anywhere that daughters do the same for their
mothers.

I loved all the 12 previous comments and I click a THUMB UP to all of you guys.

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326. Burimi 2 years ago on video The Arctic Circle

Remove greed from your heart and you will untie your legs.

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327. Burimi 2 years ago on video Laundry Fail

I thought its Lady Gaga!!!

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328. Burimi 2 years ago on video Another mountain coaster

by the shoes, I supouse he is 60 years of age or more!

This can go faster with ffw :D

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329. Burimi 2 years ago on video Green is a really pretty color

I am daltonist!

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330. Burimi 2 years ago on video Assembling a plane - Timelapse

Great video, especially the painting

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331. Burimi 2 years ago on video Abbas Farid 2011 Showreel

#3 yes the music is great just like this guy

#(removed comment) thumb down

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332. Burimi 2 years ago on video Close Call Compilation

2:01 Eat my dust :x

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333. Burimi 2 years ago on video Hysterical laughter

If laughter is the best medicine, this guy is the healthiest guy in a world.

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334. Burimi 2 years ago on video For the naive! Gorilla prank

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

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335. Burimi 2 years ago on video Guy Kicks His Way Out of ATM

above all is that he has reached what he wanted, to get money and get out

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336. Burimi 2 years ago on video Worlds Tiniest v12

I enjoyed every moment of this video. what a ingenious person

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337. Burimi 2 years ago on video Mechanical Snake and Spider

Mechanical giant tin snake and giant transportation spider.

I hope they will not slip out of control

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338. Burimi 2 years ago on video Russian Dog Fetches Vodka

The dog after this will count hunters and go to the nearest store to get another vodka

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339. Burimi 2 years ago on video Brinicle

Ice age starfish :D

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340. Burimi 2 years ago on video The Universe

#2 big bang was BIG :x

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341. Burimi 2 years ago on video Aerialist Seanna Sharpe 285 Feet Over The Williamsburg Bridge

very bad face painting :S

she has the courage :)

and ofcourse she has skills

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342. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 2 years ago on video Thanksgiving in Math Class

well done for icebreaking, now let's get to the point, let's study.

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344. Burimi 2 years ago on video would he survive the electric chair?

would he survive the electric chair?

he can try?

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345. Burimi 2 years ago on video Mountain Coaster without brakes

Now all of you enjoyed watching it, commenting it, its time to go there and have a ride. :P

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346. Burimi 2 years ago on video World Record Beer Stein Carrying Attempt

0:12 oahhh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ah ah ah ah ah

0:27 (sound of broken glasses) oah ohh ha ha ha ha

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347. Burimi 2 years ago on video My dad's car ...

#11 - me too.

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348. Burimi 2 years ago on video Lovely Owl

What happens if an owl doesn't wash?

It smells fowl!


What does an owl need after his bath?

A t-owl!

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349. Burimi 2 years ago on video Fake grenade prank

with this fool in the unit, you don't need enemies.

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350. Burimi 2 years ago on video iPhone 4S commercial

0:46 Tell my Husband; At least when I seat in Washing Machine I COME. :S WOW!!!

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351. Burimi 2 years ago on video New Swine flu ....

Yesterday in my neighborhood I saw man carrying a picture of Puss in Boots do I need to inform the office for national security??!!!!

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352. Burimi 2 years ago on video Darth Vader and Stormtroopers dance

Lucas gets his films mixed up... "Episode III: Vaders of the Lost Gundark"

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353. Burimi 2 years ago on video Some people just have to learn the hard way.

The reporter was ILLITERATE??!!!!

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354. Burimi 2 years ago on video Time Lapse View From Space By Nasa

1:21 thunders, from above looks great

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355. Burimi 2 years ago on video Live broadcast augmented reality

#2 - u can go in Africa.

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356. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 2 years ago on video The Man Who Made Things Fly

Can he do that R Kelly can really fly and sing I believe I can fly



FWM - Flying Washing Machine

FBBQ - Flying Barbecue

FGM - Flying Grass Mower

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357. Burimi 2 years ago on video World's Funniest Salesman

#10 - I hope he will come and ring your doorbell :x

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358. Burimi 2 years ago on video World's Funniest Salesman

A woman is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked, there's a knock at the door. The woman calls, "Who is it?"
A voice answers, "A blind salesman."

The woman decides to get a thrill by having the blind man in the room while she's naked so she lets him in. The man walks in, looks straight at the woman and says, "Uhhhh, well hello there, can I sell you a blind, dearie...?"

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359. Burimi 2 years ago on video Waterproof fabric spray

#9 Can someone please tell me why I can't read, or why my coments are not visible when I sign out. I post a comment 13 hours ago but I can't see it when I'm signed out. Thnx

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360. Burimi 2 years ago on video Waterproof fabric spray

Now I know how they produce waterproof watches

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361. Burimi 2 years ago on video Helicopter landing on moving ship!

#10 H on helidrome means HERE (to land) :D :D :D :D

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362. Burimi 2 years ago on video We Love America

1:26 - 1:37 10 people getting out from vehicle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x

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363. Burimi 2 years ago on video Mountain Coaster

#1 - with funicular railway :D

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364. Burimi 2 years ago on video Sportsmanship

Why only I can see my posted comment 7 hours ago? when i sign out I can't see it, only when i'm signed!!!!!!!!!!!????????????

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365. Burimi 2 years ago on video Sportsmanship

"I hope to have as many friends as all the stars in the sky. I think that I am getting very close to my wish." ~ Annie Forts

"I LOVE MY LIFE!" ~ Annie Forts

(taken from Down Syndrome Quotes)

http://www.squidoo.com/-down-syndrome-quotes-

www.anniefortsupfund.org/

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366. Burimi 2 years ago on video Pictures

0:46 LOL :D

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367. Burimi 2 years ago on video The Solar Cycle

Three men were in a NASA conference room to decide how to spend $10 billion.
“I think we should put our men on Mars!” said the first man.
“Ooh, good idea,” said the other two.
“I think we should put our men on Venus!” said the second man.
“Ooh, good idea,” said the other two.
“I think we should put our men on the Sun!”
“How are you going to do that?”
“Easy. We go at night.”

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368. Burimi 2 years ago on video Holy Ride

red bull gives you not only wings but also balls :x

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369. Burimi 2 years ago on video Jorian Ponomareff - Drift

1:46 It would be good to hear the sound of the engine parallel to the cat walk!

would be the best combination. :P

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370. Burimi 2 years ago on video Working model of Stephenson's steam engine made of glass.

Teacher to sleepy student:


Who invented Steam Engine.?


Student: What sir?


Teacher:

Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.

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371. Burimi 2 years ago on video How does fiber optic cable work

really useful video

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372. Burimi 2 years ago on video Epic death match !

strategy is always the stronger side, wasps attacked cleverly

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373. Burimi 2 years ago on video Kid Backflips Over Dodgeball

very cool indeed

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374. Burimi 2 years ago on video Surfer And Kayakers Almost Swallowed by Whale

0:16 Whale was chasing sardines, pilchards or whitebait. The Surfers or kayakers were not in menu that day :)

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375. Burimi 2 years ago on video Surfer And Kayakers Almost Swallowed by Whale

They need to go and submit charges to PETA for anxiety

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376. Burimi 2 years ago on video 2011 Extreme Sport Wins

I liked the most the sequences where the camera was hold by hand or
were attached to the helmet. Great video. Sorry for my bad English. :S

http://www.snotr.com/video/7835/Surfing_with_a_Flare

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377. Burimi 2 years ago on video Boomerang Expert

@ davor: POZDRAV

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378. Burimi 2 years ago on video James bond on battlefield 3

There is no!!!!!!!!! My name is Bond, James Bond.

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379. Burimi 2 years ago on video Boomerang Expert

#13 davor1387 where u from? Croatia, Bosnia or Serbia?

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380. Burimi 2 years ago on video Boomerang Expert

#10 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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381. Burimi 2 years ago on video RC helicopter skills

Let him try with the real one, with himself inside!

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382. Burimi 2 years ago on video Countryside driving

what if he hit the cow?

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383. Burimi 2 years ago on video NBA mascot bloopers

this year is LOCK OUT, they can have a break

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384. Burimi 2 years ago on video No Milk Today

0:28 ha ha ha

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385. Burimi 2 years ago on video Tree trimming helicopter

Thank God that is not the season of fruit harvesting

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386. Burimi 2 years ago on video Best Fails Of November 2011 Week 1

0:8 :D stupid cameraman = injured cameraman :x

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387. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 2 years ago on video Murmuration

0:10 very beautiful :P

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388. Burimi 2 years ago on video Stupid cop doesn't like to be called "dude"

Officer Rivieri: YOU ARE A DUDE, YOU ARE A DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, DUDE, DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,DUDE, AND FCUK YOU

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389. Burimi 2 years ago on video World's first vending machines with a transmissive LCD

Giant iPHONE with drinks inside

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390. Burimi 2 years ago on video Bboy Lil crabe

1:21 WOW, he is very talented. BRAVOOO

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391. Burimi 2 years ago on video Cutting open a coconut Hawaii vs Trinidad

The first guy said;

why should I go in simple way, when I can do it complicated

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393. Burimi 2 years ago on video Noob Rider Has Scooter Trouble

#3 Super Mario Scooter :x

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394. Burimi 2 years ago on video Russia car crash compilation 5

#10 Crash recorder? Does your car have it? i think they recorded mostly with Mobile phone camera.

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395. Burimi 2 years ago on video Russia car crash compilation 5

0:23 same vehicle two crashes one after one!!!

I just can't beleive how many drivers or codrivers have cameras on while driving?!!!!!!.

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396. Burimi 2 years ago on video Kenya & Somalia: Why do we have to wait for a crisis?

#15 what to do? to let them die? to let the children die? Helping them wont cause you damage or poverty. Where is humanity?

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397. Burimi 2 years ago on video US Debt Crisis - 2012 is only for America

I read that if the U.S. debt were stacked in $100 bills, it would be as long as two football fields and as high as the statue of liberty!!!!

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398. Burimi 2 years ago on video Greatest Scene In Film History

OMG, why publishing such violent scenes? I think this scenes killing children was as an sample for breivik norway massacre this year!!!!!!!!!

Please remove this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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399. Burimi 2 years ago on video Heady duty burnout

Heady nuts burnout!!!!

Where was POLICE?

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400. Burimi 2 years ago on video Female praying mantis eats male after mating

“You can’t eat me? I'm the husband!” “Well,” said the female mantis, “soon you'll be a man in wife.”

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401. Burimi 2 years ago on video Spectacular Time Lapse Dam "Removal" Video

too much mud left, I hope they will not find anything wrong hidden

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402. Burimi 2 years ago on video Ninja Squirrel vs. Stoners

trash squirrel vs. Stoners

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403. Burimi 2 years ago on video Hockey Player Pays Painful Price For Hug

Q. What did Hockey player say to the other?
A. Puck you!!! ...

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404. Burimi 2 years ago on video Pure Blonde beer

flying bottle opener :P

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405. Burimi 2 years ago on video Impressive hammer tricks

BRAVO GEIL

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406. Burimi 2 years ago on video NEW World Record Longest Headed Goal

great goal and great picture quality

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407. Burimi 2 years ago on video NEW World Record Longest Headed Goal

was in that place where the ball went in the right moment, put his head in the right moment, and boom GOAL! World Record!

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408. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 2 years ago on video I ate your candy

these parents mistreat their children and health at the same time

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409. Burimi 2 years ago on video Cop Arrests Cop

- A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!"

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410. Burimi 2 years ago on video Girl in Toyota Supra

her swollen udder has cracked buttons of a shirt :D

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411. Burimi 2 years ago on video Butcher Knife Nunchucks

Are there cordless Nunchuks?

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412. Burimi 2 years ago on video Butcher Knife Nunchucks

How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?

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413. Burimi 2 years ago on video Cop Arrests Cop

#2 What about Chuck Norris?

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414. Burimi 2 years ago on video Who SCREAMS louder? Azarenka vs Wozniacki

Here’s a quick list of the 4 worst screamers in tennis:

Venus and Serena Williams have hit 90 decibels
Monica Seles’ screech was measured at 93 decibels at Wimbledon in 1992.
Maria Sharapova occasionally topping 100 decibels.
Michelle Larcher de Brito – 109 decibels – a level slightly lower than a jet taking off



http://tennisnoise.wordpress.com/2009/06/22/screaming-grunting-to-be-banned-from-tennis-really-sorry-sharapova/


Q: Why is a tennis game a noisy game?

A; Because each player raises a racket.

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415. Burimi 2 years ago on video Animatronic Door

Can he see us?

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416. Burimi 2 years ago on video Dare to fight?

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

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417. Burimi 2 years ago on video Drop test

next test, Mercedes vs Lexus?

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418. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 2 years ago on video Mystery Symphony

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The conductor. Business before pleasure.

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419. Burimi 2 years ago on video Time Twister - LEGO Mindstorms Digital Clock

Not good since it's not SWISS Made or Japan movt

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420. Burimi 2 years ago on video Don't Mess With Crabs

Aaaaaa, don't mess with a crab!

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421. Burimi 2 years ago on video Child Abuse..Becareful who you trust

@13 100% correct

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422. Burimi 2 years ago on video Child Abuse..Becareful who you trust

@11 - there will be no better world :'( , can you imagine if your parents decided to wait better world :S

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423. Burimi 2 years ago on video Time Twister - LEGO Mindstorms Digital Clock

No cuckoo?

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424. Burimi 2 years ago on video Can anyone decipher WTF she is trying to say?

Another patriot for peace.

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425. Burimi 2 years ago on video Best Portable Computer..

Inspector Gadget

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426. Burimi 2 years ago on video Bus Barrier Test FAIL

Why the bus didn't stop? Because there was no BUS STOP!

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427. Burimi 2 years ago on video Papa CJ

3:59 You show sex in your movies and we show woman and man running around flowers and trees :D

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428. Burimi 2 years ago on video Haymakers of Tomorrow

@24 u cemu? u najgorim i losijim stvarima?

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429. Burimi 2 years ago on video Tony Hawk Freerunning Graffiti

definitely frequent guests of Orthopedics

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430. Burimi 2 years ago on video Compilation of reporter fails

2:13 She is really sweet dog!!!!!!

2:29 What was that?!!!!!!

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431. Burimi 2 years ago on video Dog invades the field and the crowd yells ole

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

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432. Burimi 2 years ago on video Dragon 50cal

this video should go in Commercial category, this guy is advertising weapons, firearms dealers have much easier way how to convince the costumers. Go on facebook fpsrussia!!!!!

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433. Burimi 2 years ago on video Sweeper Got Moves

He's got his one minute, BRAVOOO

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435. Burimi 2 years ago on video F1 vs bike vs race boat

Where is Jet plane?

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436. Burimi 2 years ago on video Cuelight Pool Table

what about cue light snooker?

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437. Burimi 2 years ago on video Little russian Bear

Son of Bear the Director

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438. Burimi 2 years ago on video Tank Dog

poor dog, better to be born a turtle!

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439. Burimi 2 years ago on video Red Light in Russia

I thought another "red light" in Russia :P

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440. Burimi 2 years ago on video Earth temperature anomalies from 1800 to 2009

It was so hot...

I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it

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441. Burimi 2 years ago on video Back to the Start

Lets cultivate better US (WE) than better world will come by itself

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442. Burimi 2 years ago on video Dirt biker saves a calf

Why Dirt biker? why not Great Heart Biker?

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444. Burimi 2 years ago on video Bob, the hamster

Where are hamsters from?

Afrom Hamsterdam

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445. Burimi 2 years ago on video 1 beer in 1 second

When I saw documentary about the evils of drinking, I gave up watching documentary films. :P

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446. Burimi 2 years ago on video The bear Director

I prefer more films by polar bear, that freezes the blood in your veins

Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!

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447. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 2 years ago on video Polly Want a Shot?

In Australia should pass a law banning alcohol for birds 8-)

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448. Burimi 2 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania

Beem beem beem perfeta parkoum beem beem beem :D

where is borat? this guy beat him badly

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449. Burimi 2 years ago on video Polly Want a Shot?

I belive i can fly, Hicc, I believe I can touch the ground Hicc (hiccups) :S

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450. Burimi 2 years ago on video Batman - Getting rid of the bomb

@21 and Satin coat

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451. Burimi 2 years ago on video Job interview

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a donkey in the mud.
After some time you will realize that you are getting dirty and the donkey is enjoying it

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452. Burimi 2 years ago on video What a F1 driver sees while racing

there is no place for a cd player to listen to music while driving!!!!? :D

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453. Burimi 2 years ago on video Batman - Getting rid of the bomb

nuns, the woman with the cart and orchestra certainly were not aware that it was the bomb, unlike others who flee :P

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454. Burimi 2 years ago on video Motocross accident - Big surprise on track

That's why you should have an helmet when you walk, you probably need it more than motorcyclist (at least in this case) :S

@6 She didn't realize that motorcycle is coming, she was thinking a bear is roaring :x

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455. Burimi 2 years ago on video how to spot fake breasts

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.

The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me."

So the woman replies, "If your d... is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113

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456. Burimi 2 years ago on video Starting A Car With A Dead Battery In Russia

How many people in a Lada?

One. The other three are pushing.

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457. Burimi 2 years ago on video Trouble with SIRI

And i thought its written Trouble with SIRIA!!!?

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458. Burimi 2 years ago on video We Love Poland

1:55 this isn't POLAND, can be Croatia, Bosnia, Montenegro or serbia, where ROMA guy is using wheelchair pretending that he is disabled

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459. Burimi 2 years ago on video Michael Winslow - Whole Lotta Love

Cool, thanks for this video

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460. Burimi 2 years ago on video 600lbs Sumo Vs 169lbs MMA Fighter

He is so big, he shows up on radar

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461. Burimi 2 years ago on video Weird Bikes

Jetrike and power drill bicycle seem Interesting to be driven or ride

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463. Burimi 2 years ago on video Tight Race

Even if here were no video I'd be happy only with the commentators :D

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465. Burimi 2 years ago on video How do water droplets freeze, and why

pyramid formed by the semicircular

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466. Burimi 2 years ago on video True Love and Affection - Narayanan Krishnan

This video can ignite the lamp of humanity to every human being

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467. Burimi 2 years ago on video Meanwhile, in Russia

A trucker driving along on the freeway notices a road sign in the distance that reads 'Low Bridge Ahead.'
Sure enough, the trucker gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police officer arrives at the scene. The cop gets out of his cruiser and walks around to the truck driver. He puts his hands on his hips and remarks, "Looks like you got stuck, huh?"
The trucker replies sarcastically, "No, officer, actually I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas!"

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468. Burimi 2 years ago on video MMA Punch Out!

Rocky after the fight - ADRIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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469. Burimi 2 years ago on video Just sneeze! - Makes you feel better

Apcheehooo Trrrrt

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470. Burimi 2 years ago on video Tug Toner

Tug Toner in Office ;)

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471. Burimi 2 years ago on video We Love Russia

What do you call a Lada on a hill?
A bloody miracle

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474. Burimi 2 years ago on video NCIS: 2 Idiots 1 Keyboard

keyboard was XXL

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475. Burimi 2 years ago on video Strange indian festival

Kerrazy, Kerrazy, Kerrazy

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476. Burimi 2 years ago on video Guy Makes Crazy Dive Off Hotel Roof

there's no way to miss the sea

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477. Burimi 2 years ago on video Rain heroes

I like this sound.

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478. Burimi 2 years ago on video Heckling mom

Nice, hope we will see this guy performing on stage

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479. Burimi 2 years ago on video Lightning Science

Flash rumble reminds me on THUNDER ROLLS - Garth Brooks


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxsvlPwKN20

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480. Burimi 2 years ago on video Painful looking bike faceplant

Certainly saw the roots of the tree

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481. Burimi 2 years ago on video Vintage race car crashes

At the pit stop except tires and gasoline also had reserve driver!!!!!!!!

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482. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Burimi 2 years ago on video Animal Prank on Ron Artest

possum is disgusting, looks like a giant RAT