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3. Cargoon 3 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues
You can't tell from the video but he, like most world of Warcraft players, is actually 38 years old and living in his mothers basement. 
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5. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Snake eating egg
Looks like a fat guy eating the last Big Mac on earth. Except he would be sweating.
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7. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Café Serré
Judging by the shape of the crooks head I would say it was Bart Simspon. Cowabunga dude. 0:48
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9. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Quick and dangerous way to inflate a tire
How many guys does it take to re-set a bead?
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10. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video Future now?
Unbelievable really.
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11. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video Funny cats compilation
2:9 The ABSOLUTE best one in the whole thing. Don't have to watch any of it, just start here.
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14. Cargoon 3 years ago on video A truck for the woman with no time to find a parking spot
She'll have to be careful not to lean on the key fob when she is in a bathroom stall.
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15. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Pizza delivery fail!
I think I had my pizza delivered by this guy once.
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16. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Turtle gets a little lost
Keep on trying old boy, she's wearing down.
Maybe some flowers would help.
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17. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Funny face yoga
1:5 It must work, that instructer is 18 years old and look at her.
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18. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Breakdancing with a drill
I would say it's a good comercial for the drill bit.
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19. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video Fat cat gets stuck
New the cat knows what a turd feels like.
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20. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Drunk Monkeys
2:24 Been there Monkey, I feel you pain. Time to raid some tylenol and gatorate man.
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21. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Wii Breakfast
Poeple would probably stay out all night in frony of a store to be the first to buy it all. So sad and so funny.
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22. Cargoon 3 years ago on video MTB Hamster Wheel
Tinker toys increase childrens imagination. Proof.
Nice skills.
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25. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Stupidity and humor
"Don't move, I'll get you a towel"
Tee hee 
1:42
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27. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Heineken - funny commercial
Should have seen how many beer would fit. I'm trying this tomorrow.
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28. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Victim steals burglars' van
Now wait for the guys to come out of YOUR house and run them over with THEIR van. Then reland scape the backyard with a couple on new bumps in the grass. Problem solved.
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30. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video Giant 'Sea Serpent' caught on film
Beautiful??? Don't thinks so.
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32. Cargoon 3 years ago on video T-shirt fail
Funny as hell but sad that people watched for 3 minutes and didn't help. This is the world we live in.
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33. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Pole Position Commercial
I LOVED that game but now my calculator has better graphics.
Those were the times indeed.
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34. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Trading in the Stone Age
SOLD, where do I sign and make it quick!
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36. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Ant Superhighway
Ants all listen to one Queen Ant. That's Communism. We tried that and it didn't work.
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37. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Aerobics Fail
That's the position I use to smell MY own fart's. Great technique.
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38. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Sony Releases New Shit
Anyone know where I can get one! I need to have one of........those!
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39. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Yuja Wang plays the Flight of the Bumble-Bee
I think she missed the B flat in bar 256. Just sayin'. Still pretty good though.
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40. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Slow motion New Year's Eve
Reminds me of Christmas with the family
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41. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Jumping fox on trampoline
"Seriously, this is how the humans do it. Seems more fun when they jump though"
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42. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video How to open a bottle of wine without an opener
This would make a very good viral video for ugly loafers
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44. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Schizophrenic dog
"Well the hip transplant was a success, except for...."
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45. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Manu Delago Hang solo
I think it would sound even better once you take your lunch out of it. Intoxicating music though.
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46. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Tree Terminator
Can't wait to see how it's done in 20 years or so!
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49. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Beer bottle domino
Totally pointless, until the end. Nice work guys.
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50. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Quizcall presenter faints
She fell because she had 250 POUNDS of change in her pocket. She just couldn't hold it up any longer.
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51. Cargoon 3 years ago on video One of the worst escape attempts ever has been caught on CCTV
"Hey, we should split up, then they'll never catch us!"
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52. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Canoe launch fail
"Wait the book reads 250 Pounds max weight" not 250 Kilograms!
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53. Cargoon 3 years ago on video The Past, present and future of the World
220 million years in the future wars will be alot easier.
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54. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Imagining the Tenth Dimension
All that made perfect sense to me! It's all so clear now!
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56. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Cupcake dog
"You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. You will not eat the cakes. You will stop dragging your ass across the carpet."
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57. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Pedigree Super Bowl commercial
Nice to hear David Duchovny is still getting work
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58. Cargoon 3 years ago on video There's no cure for 'stupid'
Alway's funny when people try to be cool in Mom and Dad's car.
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59. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video How to cheat on any test
Junk. 
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60. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video LineRider "Make Believe"
Not worth watching for me.
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61. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Inappropriate commercials
2:32 Not only on Metacafe anymore. Welcome to the internet.
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63. Cargoon 3 years ago on video New ASIMO learning capabilities
Robots are safe. End transmission.
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64. Cargoon 3 years ago on video New ASIMO learning capabilities
First step toward Syberdine and the Skynet. 
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66. Cargoon 3 years ago on video A shocking shower prank
Can't wiat to see the retaliation. Take some time to plan out the camera angles to increase the fun.
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67. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Pole dancing
They should get Holmes on homes in there to make sure that pole is up to code.
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69. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Painful compilation
God bless the camera phone. Without it we would miss all this fun. 
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70. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Why you should/shouldn't blend lighters
Now that's adding some spice to your drink!
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71. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video Tree trimming helicopter
Ok, were coming in to great the basketball. Oh crap, not again!
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72. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Funny McDonalds ad
Addiction is a problem with McDonald's. The food is designed for it, like crack.
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74. Cargoon 3 years ago on video How a rock band chart sounds on real drums
Who hangs out with all the musicians in a band? The drummer. 
Seriously though good job.
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81. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video Fifa Street 3 commercial
Fake is not fun. Why post if it's fake?
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83. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Foot 2008
Nike Ball, Nike Shoe's, Nike Shirt, amazing skills. Me thinks viral. If not, very nice skills.
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84. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Ad placement fail
"Medic, we need a medic here, and some crackers, toast and a glass of milk. Oh, and a sponge"
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85. Cargoon 3 years ago on video A rally car in your room
"It's in my yard now, so it's MINE!". Hang a for sale on the car.
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86. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video Police overreaction
The cops were just searching for weapons of mass destruction and when they found none they assumed that there was alot more than they fiqured. Honest mistake
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87. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Begging cat
It's telling the guy behind the camera to just "put down the knife, ok. Just put it down"
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88. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Man falls from tower, but never hits the ground
I TOTALLY say that coming!
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89. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Girl wants a car... real bad
0:04 I didn't know that Chinese people could shoot purple lighening from there eyes!! COOL!!
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90. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Fastest gunman ever?
"Nobody does anything faster than what I do with guns" My Wife would dissagree. But still pretty fast. I win again honey.
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91. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Petter Solberg owned
I think he had better stick to driving cause apperantly walking is hard
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93. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video Tiddy Bear infomercial
It should have been a little bird, then they could have called it the Titmouse(look it up).
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94. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Women bloopers
The difference between guys and gals accidents is we (men) don't learn from ours.
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95. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video World's WORST movie chase scene...EVER!!!
Not buying
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96. Cargoon 3 years ago on video PC vs MAC
The PC robot would have only half transformed and then crash if it ran Vista And my Nintendo Entertainment System would have destroyed everything(if somebody took out the cartridge and blown on it).
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97. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Pen trick fail
The worst part is he died before ever kissing a girl 
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98. Cargoon 3 years ago on video How to Shower: Women vs. Men
Men have evolved to know that all that stupid shampoo and extra additives and fancy soaps do nothing. Our showers are precise and efficient just like the rest of our lives (get in, get off, get out) . And I mainly draw boobs on the mirror.
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99. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Drink pepsi ;)
I think it's trying to say that Pepsi Max Ruins your eyesight.
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100. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Pierce Brosnan pranked on set
He was ok having the guys hand between his legs but had to draw the line at kissing. Good call dude
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102. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Kankkunen humiliates interviewer
"and these black, round pirelli, what turns them?" 
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103. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Elevator
I would still go into the elevator, then let go a HUGE fart That'll teach 'em
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104. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Dangerous pet
Feed the loser host to the lion, then I vote thumbs up. Until then, thumbs down.
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105. Cargoon 3 years ago on video A quick physics lesson
I think Newton and Darwin would love this compilation, thanks
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106. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Mactini - New computer from Apple
Who else counted the taps for "ZED"
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107. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Jeff Foxworthy and friends - Deck talk
I hate when you get sh*t on you deck or some chick pukes on it.
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108. Cargoon 3 years ago on video The Sketch Show
Tha cop was hoping he would find a cheeseburger in the case
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109. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Stickman trapped in phone
I would draw myself a beer and some women if I was that stickman!!
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110. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Self leveling pool table
I made a misprint, the waves were 20 feet. My fingers are too fat for my keyboard, sorry
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111. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Arm in bear trap and tongue in mouse trap
Gotta love slow motion stupid
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112. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Drunk on a lawn mower
At least they didn't show my face on camera.
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113. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Huge bomb detonated underneath lake
If you look really close you can see Chirtsie Alley doing a cannon ball.
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114. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Guy fails at jumping through basketball hoop
Natural selection in action.
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115. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video 25 of the most annoying music voices
Inpersonators are worse than mimes. Well maybe close.
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116. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video White House's last Barney Christmas video
4 minutes and 7 seconds I WANT BACK!!!
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117. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Record breaking coconut chopper
That is a record, 9 breaks in 10 seconds. IN HIS HAND.
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118. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Football is for girls
The medic forgot the foot rub and herbal tea.
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120. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Freestyle ski <3
I especially found it funny when they fell. It fun to see it from the outside.
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121. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Broccoli Kitten LOVES Broccoli!
Just like the Hamster Video except with an annoying CAT.
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122. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Baby evil genius laugh
I'b be excited too if I had a bottle like that!!!
It's baby Peter Griffin.
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123. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Go around twice if you're happy
If your happy and you know it......Smile
Good job guys, thanks
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124. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Quitting is not an option
Quiting is NOT an option. Beautiful.
Nice post most_uniQue.
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125. Cargoon 3 years ago on video High speed train: 575 km/h
Good old public transit. 575km/h and some how still late and crowded.
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126. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Special Forces
That' why you don't let the Goat drive.
Looked like a video game, until the flip.
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127. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Teamwork
We call the girl with the glasses a Cock Blocker.
Nicely done
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128. Cargoon 3 years ago on video The boy with the incredible brain
Good news ladies, he's SINGLE!!
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130. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Amazing BMW ad from 2001
They had to use a BMW because a chevy would been too far ahead and a Ford would have been in the shop.
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131. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Adrenaline jump
Most people don't know that they wear diapers under their pants because IT'S SCARY.
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132. Cargoon 3 years ago on video You Gotta Do The Cooking By The Book
Totally ruined a perfectly good song!
I LOVE CAKE
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133. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Unexpected skateboarding accident
It's a viral video for huge, rusted tin cans, I gotta get me one.
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135. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Chicken head tracking
I think it was a highly trained stunt chicken.
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136. Cargoon 3 years ago on video That’s not my wife - Regretful morning
I wanted to see the Dad nerdspaz
Cool clip
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137. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video Do we have a problem?
#(removed comment) Your an idiot. I was trying to be funny. Must have went over your head i guess.
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138. Cargoon 3 years ago on video The Finger
I saw these guys live once, I think I gave them two bucks and the rest of my lunch. They looked cold.
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139. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Magical Internet
It's MAGIC how their shirt puppies stay inside those shirts, simply MAGIC.
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140. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Cargoon 3 years ago on video Motorbike on autopilot
You think one of his friends would have given him a ride. Those jerks.
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143. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Extreme freeskiing drops
They were all thinking, OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH...Dead
Darwin had a theory on that you know.
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146. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Roomba driver cat
Now lets see the one with the Roomba riding the Cat.
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1. Cargoon 3 years ago on video Open a banana like a monkey
That's two things that I have learned from Monkey's.
1) How to open a banana
2) Throwing sh*t is fun