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2. CorpseGrinder 7 days ago on video Driving Around In A Chinese La-Z-Boy
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!! 
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3. CorpseGrinder 11 days ago on video Sony Rolly
well I was searching for a place where I can buy geiger counter 
so I would happily spend money on that crap^^
just to make it dance silly like in the video or to roll of a cliff 
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4. CorpseGrinder 12 days ago on video Retinal implants restore partial sight to the blind
Just saw the title, no time to watch it yet,
but I think we need another category "Fu**ing awesome"
because to be or to get blind...thats my biggest nightmare - damn I love science!
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5. CorpseGrinder 17 days ago on video Just A School Bus Jumping 20 Motorcycles
#12 I think the math was correct and spot on,
right before the bus gets off the ramp the rear axle springs were pushing the car upwards,
caused by the weight shift that happens when you drive onto a steep ramp
so the back end pushes up and the front end had no choice but to go in a slighty nose down position off the ramp,
and that made it so damn close...I think
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6. CorpseGrinder 26 days ago on video Truck pushes car down on highway
Look, no reaction time...was that truck driver sleeping, it took him ages to get that truck to a full stop.
and one new pair of pants for the unfortunate people in the car 
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7. CorpseGrinder 27 days ago on video Twelve years of work in free time ...
#5 he is air traffic controller and pilot => 0:09
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8. CorpseGrinder 29 days ago on video Thats one awesome way to cross the street.
that was me for like 10 seconds =>
sometimes I enjoy a nice win for a change 
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9. CorpseGrinder 38 days ago on video Tom Schaar Lands The 1080
#1 #2 and #3
yeah..but this kid has still, what like 20-25 more years to practice?
he is going to spin us all right round...like a record round round round
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10. CorpseGrinder 42 days ago on video Tow Truck Accident in Norway
I love how the guy in the towing truck jumps out at the last second...holywood style 
good to hear that the other truck driver is alright, because that was NOT a nice ride down the hill 
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11. CorpseGrinder 44 days ago on video Chinese build record breaking bridge
am I the only one seeing the first bridge where bungee jumpers will reach terminal velocity?
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13. CorpseGrinder 56 days ago on video Beat Battle
#1 or was/never will be?
but yeah momentum is cool, as this video very clearly demonstrates 
best moves if´ve seen so far
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14. CorpseGrinder 56 days ago on video The Real Meaning Of MPH
if you don´t watch the video, and imagine that girly voice is a lil bit higher,
you could think that there is a small child talking
but seriously...how can she be so stuck up with her own "math"?
how does she come up with the-tires-spin-400-times-a-mile thing?
I have to agree with #14...
after 1 minute of trying to tell(yell) her the meaning of MPH, which is miles PER HOUR!!!
I already would have stop, let her get out, and there she would propably die from stupid...
"I have no anger management issue, I just have an idiot management issue"
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15. CorpseGrinder 64 days ago on video What a trip through a wormhole would look like
I love how sometimes you hear or see things like this video,
and that little grey muscle above your eyes is just not capable off giving you a satisfing answer
agree with #7
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17. CorpseGrinder 73 days ago on video New unboarding technique
At first I really thought he knew what he was doing...
you know, like speeding to the shore and then sliding up the beach like a boss,
but that caught me by surprise, what a freaking moron
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18. CorpseGrinder 80 days ago on video Fort Steuben Bridge Demolition
0:02 Now you see it....
0:18 now you don´t
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19. CorpseGrinder 81 days ago on video Girls are evil
This is Louis C.K. in his performance "Chewed Up"
For me the best comedian there is right now =)
the complete 1 hour show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUFu-Yln_Yo
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20. CorpseGrinder 99 days ago on video Cool Racecar Crash Escape
Yeah right, your heart races high like ur engine, your adrenaline is pumping,
it was impossible to look into the left hand corner with that black car blocking the view,
he had almost no time to react, and it seemed to me that he stomped on the brakes in that last 2 to 1 second
so his steering was completly useless...it was a tough one, almost not avoidable.
remember those guys (not amateur track day btw) are going around those thight corners in speeds that excells normal highway speed limits....to say "he had just to do this or that" is plain stupid,
get urself a racecar, get in a race, and see how far you´ll get
Glad to see that he could escape fromt those two big hits most likely uninjured, but that fire was crazy!
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21. CorpseGrinder 107 days ago on video snowmobile frontflip
#4 that makes it more easier or what is your message here?
could go wrong here 0:07, and here 0:08 and of course here 0:09,
but it didn´t so congratulations on a worlds first!
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22. CorpseGrinder 107 days ago on video World record in speed climbing 2011
#1 thats the exact same face I made watching this video,
and it almost feels like they must have been pulled up by the strigns, their climbing speed is so incredible
well its not like climbing, more like leaping horizontally from tiny rocks to the next one,
I wonder if these guys can be that good at an actual mountain wall.
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23. CorpseGrinder 117 days ago on video How NOT to get out of a mud hole
and he tried so hard not to fall into the puddle in the first place
10 for effort!
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24. CorpseGrinder 121 days ago on video Drag Race: Bugatti Veyron vs R35 Nissan GT-R
#4 the biggest fail is the other driver -.-
He must have been asleep at the start, his reaction time was horrible.
I would say the GT-R would have been way better then this run shows.
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25. CorpseGrinder 121 days ago on video The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time
#5 exactly my thought!
anyone knows from which movie that is?
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27. CorpseGrinder 139 days ago on video Dyson's DC29
#14 that was my thought fellow Landsmann
well they say america is a land of freedom...even in television
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28. CorpseGrinder 143 days ago on video Unbelievable 15 yr. old guitarist
fake!
he is obviously not chinese
jokes aside, I wish I had the motivation to learn and master an instrument like that!
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29. CorpseGrinder 143 days ago on video Dyson's DC29
#4 is right (of course he is, it´s stewie xD)
its a commercial for a LG sucker, that sucks more then dysons top model
...and is it allowed to make commercials like that?
explicit saying that this product is better then a specific model of another brand?
where I live there is no such thing, so please enlighten me, too lazy to wiki it
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30. CorpseGrinder 151 days ago on video Heathrow Airport's automated vehicles
anyone else finds "pop on a pod" funny as hell?
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31. CorpseGrinder 159 days ago on video Hero
#5 #7 in the very end of the video it shows 210 hours,
so that makes by my count about 4,2 dots per second,
which I think is possible...now dot your dads 
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32. CorpseGrinder 160 days ago on video Official Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - The Vet & The n00b
Somehow I like that "Rated M for Mature" at the end
and who could forget:" Your mother medium disapproves DeadSpace 2"
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33. CorpseGrinder 166 days ago on video Modern Times
..and apparently we will still own books...now THAT is fascinating
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34. CorpseGrinder 168 days ago on video Painting Timelapse
Incredible piece of art...
but I would like to see her in slow motion for a change
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35. CorpseGrinder 171 days ago on video Fail Compilation November 2011
#11 in that video as I could spot only one...
but many more need some butt-skin transplanted onto their faces
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36. Comment rated too low. Show this comment CorpseGrinder 176 days ago on video Insane Guitar Tractor Pull Preston Reed
#5 you think that naive and have the laughting man as an avatar icon?
shame on you!
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37. CorpseGrinder 179 days ago on video Mountain Coaster
#26 check out #10 ´s link. there is a guy riding down the mountain with no brakes...
seems a bit scary to me though
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39. CorpseGrinder 198 days ago on video Drop test
very interesting video I must say.
I repair iPhones for a living, and an iPhone 4 screen replacement is a big seller all the time,
some of them are completly shattered back and front, we also get some galaxy s2´s with cracked screens into the shop, but the majority was broken because something was dropped on the phone itself...
but think about that, the iPhone 4 and 4S are the only smartphones with basicly the whole casing made out of glas...how stupid..or genius..must have been that designer...
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40. CorpseGrinder 200 days ago on video Giant Turtle Crushes Watermelon
give him your hand and it will be gone...
but seems like he deosn´t like watermelons..maybe he wants square ones
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41. CorpseGrinder 205 days ago on video Turbo Cake Seller
#7 i think it is more like the just do it, they give every shift their best,
and if there is a way to speed up the process, why not throw the cakes in the bag.
I bet she is quite a valuable employee....and dreams of cake at night
and #6 thx now I want some
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42. CorpseGrinder 207 days ago on video What a F1 driver sees while racing
Damn, that fired me up for next weekends all new India Grand Prix, who is with me?! F1
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43. CorpseGrinder 211 days ago on video Wiimote head tracking
#2 If you check his site now, it seems like he is working for Microsoft now
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44. CorpseGrinder 217 days ago on video Vintage race car crashes
I felt like watching a snuff movie...
but that was just the good old days...
when people thought it would be safer to be thrown out of the car
then straping urself into it
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45. CorpseGrinder 218 days ago on video 720 fail
cheater!
he is using some sort of string to keep his board under his feet
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46. CorpseGrinder 221 days ago on video Ferrari race cars thru the years
at one of the Formula 1 BBC race coverage there was a bit were Alonso drove his F1 car with actual Shell fuel,
and it worked. it was not as powerful but still interesting...as this commercial
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47. CorpseGrinder 227 days ago on video Johnny Knoxville eating german "Currywurst - HOT Edition"
...just wait for your next dump, THEN it is sulfuric acid
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48. CorpseGrinder 238 days ago on video Hilarious Hang Gliding Puke at 2,000 Feet
I was eating skittles...wasn´t that bad
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49. CorpseGrinder 238 days ago on video Tony Kanaan and Helio Crash at Baltimore
#9 thats indycar..not that much behind F1...and don´t be such a motorsports nazi
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50. CorpseGrinder 238 days ago on video This is Europe
when i was about 14 years old I saw the first Ghostrider DVD´s and was blown away...
couple of years later I got my own bike, not too big, but fast enought...
since then I get sick to my stomach when I see Idiots like him
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51. CorpseGrinder 249 days ago on video Blonde in a giant inflatable ball
this video need some Benny Hill!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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52. CorpseGrinder 261 days ago on video What not to do when your little brother annoys you
next 10 seconds would be interesting,
his brothers book looked kinda thick and heavy
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53. CorpseGrinder 261 days ago on video 2 girls, two fails ...
the second one was even worse
at least the guys had a great time
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56. CorpseGrinder 276 days ago on video Mission Impossible Stoppie..Kinda
did NOT expect that!
he really did a stoppie
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57. CorpseGrinder 278 days ago on video IFAW Germany "Amazing Jumbo Elephant Landing"
#13 well yeah...
wasn´t that big of a moment as I thought...
now go get some brain!
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58. CorpseGrinder 280 days ago on video FIA jet canopy test
I guess F-Zero is just around the corner
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59. CorpseGrinder 281 days ago on video IFAW Germany "Amazing Jumbo Elephant Landing"
Can´t wait for the first person to shout fake
btw shouldn´t that be in commercials?
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60. CorpseGrinder 292 days ago on video Nokia Morph
6 years old or not, I just love the last bit with the wallpaper stuff
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61. CorpseGrinder 297 days ago on video Low Pass
#19 big thanks for the link, thats even more impressive seeing it from the (clearly crazy) pilots view.
and seeing a bunch of hardcore military people duck and cover means he was reeeeally low
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62. CorpseGrinder 297 days ago on video Serious Diabolo Skills
1:52 Go little man, make gravity your bitch
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64. CorpseGrinder 297 days ago on video Boston Logan Departures
#10 yeah I noticed that too, never thought planes do that on takeoff,
and another nice detail how the different types of planes cause different waves on the water right in front of the camera
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65. CorpseGrinder 297 days ago on video Formula 1 On A Guitar
I loved it!
Now I want to see the Monaco GP next
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66. CorpseGrinder 309 days ago on video Washing the boss's car..
fail on so many levels...
I mean for example just look at him!
washing the car with just water -_-
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67. CorpseGrinder 317 days ago on video Space shuttle being prepared time lapse
epic machinery
fromt start to finish!
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68. CorpseGrinder 317 days ago on video One year in 2 minutes
now thats officialy cool, and a nice soundtrack too!
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70. CorpseGrinder 331 days ago on video Very short takeoff and landing
so if you ever find yourself trapped on a high building...call this guy!
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71. CorpseGrinder 337 days ago on video VW Testing
as a german I feel ashamed for the music, but proud to have actually owned a VolksWagen...
but still I think Audi is better
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72. CorpseGrinder 346 days ago on video President of Czech Republic steals pen
#10 #19 then do your own damn video site where everything will be perfect!
good luck with that
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73. CorpseGrinder 346 days ago on video Russian soldiers create avalanche by firing artillery
#10 don´t be offended by a fake account, created just for that one comment.
It´s great for admins and staff to hear out the folks and aks for opinions,
but I think a russian video category would be kinda pointless,
just type in "russia" in the search bar and *tada* there you got your russian category.
also it is almost sure that there will be some people complaining about this,
and others wanting a category for their own country...
kinda like the choice of getting your left or your right ball kicked, either way, there´s going to be massive pain!
but thinking more deeply about it (yeah I´m writing this comment for about 10 minutes now -__-)
"Only in Russia"...that sounds really mighty, and no matter how hard I try to come up with another country
giving us the same amount of joy and fun on this regulary basis...I don´t find one...
I say lets do this! but then I want a smiley in shape of a hammer and sickle too!
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74. CorpseGrinder 1 year ago on video fun at work
what a tease!
I started watching, and while that guy was swinging around I checked the video category...ownage...
I really was prepared for the worst
Don´t try this at your local building sites, Kids! 
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75. CorpseGrinder 1 year ago on video Man falls on rails
give this guy a freaking medal!
I really really can´t understand how people manage to fall onto train rails
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76. CorpseGrinder 1 year ago on video Climb Attack Brazil
Just another day at work for him
1:26 !!
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78. CorpseGrinder 1 year ago on video A cure for litter
awww that made me smile big time
some people have just the right ideas
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79. Comment rated too low. Show this comment CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Aircraft VS Concrete Wall
ooooold, so ooooold....
Now you see it...and now you don´t
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80. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Pinky and the Brain prove why old cartoons are better.
#7 it actualy was on german television...so I agree with #1 good happy innocent memories xD
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82. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Swiss Top Secret Drum Corps
2:25 there´s a drummer loosing one of his drumsticks...who can spot him?
never the less, awesome performance
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83. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video The DTV Shredder - All Terrain Segway/Stakeboard
lets see how long it takes till the first video comes up with dudes flipping those neat things
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84. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Spectacular 100mph Train Crash Test
I love destructive slow motion
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85. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video The Indian Female Version of Chuck Norris
where is her beard??
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86. Comment rated too low. Show this comment CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Racing Overtake in Style
thats nuthing...did that 20 times in flatout
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87. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Cyclist Slams Into Parked Car
lol get to the trunk of your car and smash on it with something hard...I bet you still need some time to let it look like 0:52 ^^
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90. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video How To Make a Sumo Fight More Interesting
omg never seen sumo like this before...gosh I love Dragonball
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91. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video michael jordan breaks backboard with dunk
#(removed comment) You need medical help my friend
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92. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Rugby Referee Hazards
soccer is for pussys, american football for sissys...rugby is what real men do!
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95. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Radio presenter harassed every night.
I think thats something like a flashmob at mcdonalds, just 20.000 twitter dudes had the idea to annoy a nice man awesome!
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96. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video robotic leg
they needed 15 years to develope all of this technology and software...what will happen in the next 15 years?
anyone played DeusEx or watched Ghost in the Shell?
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97. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Otter pups learning to swim
should be in the category for commercials...
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100. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Fun with an old hard drive
"like a record baby right round round..."
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102. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Multi-touch whiteboard using the Wii Remote
This guy is a genious!
Check his page...and his current workplace
http://johnnylee.net/
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103. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Nuclear Bomb stops a gas leak in the USSR
yeah and next time my toilet is cloaked up, I´ll just trow a grenade in the bowl => problem solved
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104. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video How to make mochi
lol I was just checking the wikipedia link, also the german page of it, and it shows the same freaking dudes http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mochi
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105. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Raven Attacks RC Plane
1:25 the classic raven evading move...a loop
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107. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Pothole in Russia
wow thats nice...didn´t know I submitted that^^
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109. Comment rated too low. Show this comment CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Anti-homosexuality tape from Uganda
this can´t be for real
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110. Comment rated too low. Show this comment CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Street Bike Jump
damnit #2 !!!
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111. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video A Turing Machine
#(removed comment) lets say 1 bit every 1,5 inch, 1000ft makes 12000 inches, and that would be 8000 bits or 1000 bytes on that roll...so yeah close to 1 full kilobyte
still a fun machine
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112. Comment rated too low. Show this comment CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Stewie needs a bath
@ #2 I love Family Guy, but have to admit, that one is quiet old and not that good.
Try "The Cleveland Show"
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113. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video bunny hop flair
how the hell is it possible to move a bike under your arse like that?
damn skills!
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116. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade
I agree on #3 totally amazing rider
BUT
like #5 said, its irresponsible to drive like that on a public road
wonder what would happen if he´s riding on the same street as the guy from the previous video
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117. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Turborider
#7 I think its just the poor camera quality, maybe the framerate was lowered and as a result there is no actual picture from the bike...it was just too freaking fast
still reckless!
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118. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Frustrated truck driver
#8 he is allowed to overtake while there is oncoming traffic? I don´t think so
baaaad truck driver!
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119. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Porsche GT3 173 mph
some breathtaking moments right there...but god damnit take it to a closed track to kill urselfes!
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121. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Freezing rain accident
#1 and #2 your absolutly right...why didn´t she just tried to "sled" her car down the road...
and I guess that were no winter tires
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122. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Star size comparison
#4 well they are all about the same subject, but its a different video, and I think this one right here is the best, also best quality so just relax and enjoy how small we all are
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123. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video The tetris god
ok that video is on snotr for now 20 hours...I already watched it 3 times...still love it...
I hate you Tetris!
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124. CorpseGrinder 2 years ago on video Drunk with a Fake Lighter Gun
OMG hilarious, COPS in Berlin^^ Bad Krauts, Bad Krauts what you gonna do?
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125. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Contact Movie Intro
Great movie, awesome Intro
#2 best couch scene ever
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126. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Air Penquins can fly!
I would have guessed that the shape of a dolphin is way more aerodynamik then from a penguin, but still it looks pretty cool and I can´t wait for the first post to say "fake" xD
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127. Comment rated too low. Show this comment CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Runaway Catepillar
this one is better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14XHVZqNGVg
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128. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Man falls through roof 4 times
Now there is some major failing going on
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129. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video South Park - Cartman singing Poker Face
agree with #1
very good episode!!
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131. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Honda's U3-X
I think I saw some Honda car prototype with this "scooters" inside both front doors. So you don´t need to walk when you leave your car
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133. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Superior Motion Control
thx #1 and #2
I think so many people just don´t get what this technology could do...
and those people will be the first in line for a robotic operated surgery...
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134. Comment rated too low. Show this comment CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Sandwich
I loled at the end a bit...dualvision of death^^
but mostly I am hungry for a sandwich now 
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137. Comment rated too low. Show this comment CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Arcing powerlines cause tree fire & explosion
4:00 big boom! really scared the hell out of me
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138. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Imperial duck march
They are coming right fooor us!!!
Maybe the cameraman was a big breadstick
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140. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video The Incredible Cocktail Machine
#7 I saw it too!
still a nice machine
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141. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Southwest police motorcycle competition 09'
amazing skills
the part from 0:57 looks pretty tricky with those tight corners, good clutch control Officer
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142. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Crash safety test: 1959 vs 2009
damn... look at 0:47 ...the steering wheel is heading right for the dummies head..ouch
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143. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Fighter jet compilation
bombs and beauty were never this close...really amazing footage..
and #8 It actually makes the vid even better, I got goosebumps from just watching it...
oh and by the way this song is : "Into the fire" performed by Thirteen Senses
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144. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Motorbike Vs Pole
lol so this is poledancing...looks painful
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145. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Laser pattern sound test
annoying or not...I jsut love lasers!
I want one of those
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146. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Clapping Orchestra Makes Rain Sounds
omg that first thunder gave me goosebumps
pretty impressive and very well performed
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147. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Novikov´s Crazy Jump
lol at 0:20 even the driver closes his eyes, preparing for the worst...lucky bastard
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148. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Stupid is as stupid does
yeah #1, I agree.
this video is so old and we are used to so much better stuff on snotr.
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150. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Classic nut shot prank
#6 I posted my comment when there was no votes 
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151. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Classic nut shot prank
Hehe pretty funny prank, how accurate he was with that two by four.
dead center^^
and hey commentaries above me, please rate the vids if u already post a comment
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152. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Speed riding the Eiger
totally awesome
and damn at 1:10 ....that would have freaked me out^^
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153. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Why you should/shouldn't blend lighters
#3 thats because the gas got in contact with the hot blenderengine or electric components, where the gas reaches it ignitionpoint.
So it looks like the fire would come from under the blender.
By the way its from a show called "Time Warp", nice show for ppl who like slow motion^^
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154. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Magic Flashlights
pretty cool effects. and at 2:10 they double the fun^^
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156. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Parkour in 1930
oh wow...the sign at 1:41 is written in german^^
the france only stole the idea^^
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157. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Masterpiece of driving
that guy is just amazing...the car as well
and OMG look at that turn at 2:37
holy diver i want that car^^
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158. CorpseGrinder 3 years ago on video Soccer ball boy nails the player
Nice once, he is looking sooo bored^^
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159. CorpseGrinder 4 years ago on video Journalism Fail
yeah i agree with #2 ^^
and nice vid btw^^
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161. Comment rated too low. Show this comment CorpseGrinder 4 years ago on video Firehose rodeo
Looks really funny^^
Need that thing in my backyard
1st!
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1. CorpseGrinder 1 day ago on video World's Biggest Lego Tower
and on the top will be a mincecraft lego set