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2. Darnko 2 years ago on video Dozey Trainspotter
Why is #7 rated so high for bitching about, "having had submitted this before"? worth so much.???? 
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3. Darnko 2 years ago on video Near airplane crash caught on tape
The Jet straightened out when he was down half way and to the end of the runway so who's to say what the wind would be in any given area at anytime.
The Pilot made his attempt and if the wind conditions were opposite and the winder part was at the middle to the end instead, he would of made a good landing.
I think the Pilots are Top Notch, Ace's. 
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4. Darnko 2 years ago on video Dozey Trainspotter
Literally one step away from death. I think he went to change his shorts. 
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5. Darnko 2 years ago on video The Levitron
A interesting and curious novelty to have and display.
I gave out to friends the type shown at the far left 0:14 for Xmas one year,
my now ex-wife has mine. 
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7. Darnko 2 years ago on video The AYD'S Diet
I remember when this happened, and what made it worse was at the time it was a death sentence when you got it.
Nothing was known about Virus yet.. 
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8. Darnko 2 years ago on video Dog feels the beat.
he is just walking over to get his snausage.. a great motivator for most dogs
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9. Darnko 2 years ago on video BMW 330i driving itself
Pick-me! pick-me! I'd do it in a heartbeat 
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10. Darnko 2 years ago on video Kopps - Benny's Dream II
Shoot at two guns to get two guns to shoot?
my kind of movie along the lines of The Naked Gun:
From the Files of Police Squad! 
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11. Darnko 2 years ago on video Airbus A380 Brake Test
#9 please don't forget to get video, different points of view, some slow motion and a good tune. Good luck looking forward to it.
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12. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 2 years ago on video airspace reboot
I'm always amazed at how the satellites remain in the orbit with the earth that allows for things like this to be shown, not to mention my TV working and.....
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13. Darnko 2 years ago on video iPad Skateboard
The name of this device sounds like a female personal hygiene product to me.
A maxi or mini.... 
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14. Darnko 2 years ago on video Cute Golf Juggling Girls
that's awesome.. Practice, practice and you may get a hole in one...
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15. Darnko 2 years ago on video Parking trough the wall
Thanks #5
I don't see the damage on the back of the car one would expect from driving it through a brick wall.
I thought maybe from a lot across from that building, jumped a gap or something. That's crazy
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16. Darnko 2 years ago on video Parking trough the wall
Thanks #5
I don't see the damage on the back of the car one would expect from driving it through a brick wall.
I thought maybe from a lot across from that building, jumped a gap or something. That's crazy
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18. Darnko 2 years ago on video Watch the Space Shuttle Launch from Every Angle
An Awesome engineering feat, This Shuttle, Atlantis, has just returned from it last Voyage to be retired after 25 years and about 32 trips.
I saw that bird fly by and thought it to be a hawk?
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19. Darnko 2 years ago on video Visible shockwaves from eruption at Eyjafjallajökull
Different English accents saying this awesome Volcano's name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jq-sMZtSww
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21. Darnko 2 years ago on video Flooded river destroys road
I would say that the Culvert was plugged with debris and could not do what it was there for, letting water flow through it and under the road.
The Culvert was large enough to have avoided this. When it finally got through the water level dropped quickly. Some through and some around.
With regular maintenance of road ways, this could have being prevented.
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22. Darnko 2 years ago on video Flooded river destroys road
I would say that the Culvert was plugged with debris and could not do what it was there for, letting water flow through it and under the road.
The Culvert was large enough to have avoided this. When it finally got through the water level dropped quickly. Some through and some around.
With regular maintenance of road ways, this could have being prevented.
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23. Darnko 2 years ago on video Dog Girl
She must have heavy duty callused, thick skin on knees, hands as getting around like that can't be easy to do. 
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24. Darnko 2 years ago on video New York City in 3D in google Earth
That was a fun ride, never been there until now.
#10 instead of getting all upset and making this bad you could of gave a link to see place you speak of?
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25. Darnko 2 years ago on video 76 yrs old granny tears up a big book like it's nothing and lifts 24 kg. dumbbels
That is one tough old bird, and a great attitude of life as well.
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26. Darnko 2 years ago on video Microsoft Office prank
I'm surprised that in today's world that they would want to pick up an object, such as this CD case. I would expect to see people run or back away.
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27. Darnko 2 years ago on video Angry Wife Crashes Husband's SUV
I'm not sure if it's timing, the crime or whatever, but some people can't handle stress very well at all.
. Now a days we can get to see more of the real life action, but men and women been doing this kinda stuff for as long as I can recall.
There was the guy who drove the front end loader from the Job site through the house so, or the other guy who flew his small airplane into his ex-girl friends parents house. No one was injured except the guy in the plane and that probably fit into his plan. And on, and on....
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28. Darnko 2 years ago on video No place to park your car?
Now I wonder if I could use my '78' Dodge Omni? 
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29. Darnko 2 years ago on video Grandpa dancing
I think he was a dancer that started young. That's not just a only 1 time fluke video. He's one of those people that love dance, watch it but more than that getting out there.
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30. Darnko 2 years ago on video Hong Kong Architect
#11,#21,#(removed comment), I thought the same thing watching how and where these things are taken care of. Not only to wake someone up so you can drop a deuce, but it's that you are doing it in someones Bedroom.
I know some people that have to have as much noise in background such as the fan ,a radio and running water in sink noise so they feel comfortable enough so they can do there thing.
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31. Darnko 2 years ago on video Panda Attack
I strongly agree with the people that say there are lines and fences you do not cross. Come on, back leaning "right" against the Panda enclosure, he should be the jacket not what he had on when it happened .
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32. Darnko 2 years ago on video Dog Man
He's really got that down.
If you had a few sound only clips of real dogs snarl and him and you had to pick out the one that's not a Dog,
I don't think I could do it anyway.
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33. Darnko 2 years ago on video Yellow Lab Grabs His Own Diner
It's a great clip. You can tell when a Dog is happy and knows he done good.
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35. Darnko 2 years ago on video Manual wiper blades
Ingenuity, doing what needs to be done, and don't get the Windshield wiper mad at you..
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36. Darnko 2 years ago on video Top 10 Low Pass Flyby's of All Time
#23 It is a requirement of "Top Gun" pilots. Here in Canada the instructors are with the Pilots in training and they say it is
the training exercise they fear/hate the most. That speed so close to the ground they have no time to correct an error.
The only woman to complete this training was sent to intercept a MIG and send it home or else, a first.
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37. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 2 years ago on video Slipping Down Stairs
This is the first time I seen such a event. Our school was one level, now I see there was reason for that plan. My thing was to take the top to bottom in as few a steps as possible. At home I could do it in one step.
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38. Darnko 2 years ago on video Nut bra to the rescue
I liked it, although a bit course. If you never experienced one of these indignities to some degree it probably won't be funny.
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39. Darnko 2 years ago on video Employment
This was a real hoot! I love the traffic "light" at 2:38
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40. Darnko 2 years ago on video METEOR!
Someone might get lucky and find an extraterrestrial nugget
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41. Darnko 2 years ago on video What is a browser
I use Firefox mainly as my I.E. crashes alot and although it is polite and says it's sorry and thanks for the report you sent. Goggle, we won't go there, I did give it ago....
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42. Darnko 2 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door
#7 That was my thought he doesn't seem to make any kind of evasive movement at all.
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43. Darnko 2 years ago on video How to pronounce Snotr
I was saying it right which is not normal for me, thanks!
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44. Darnko 2 years ago on video The End
Geez that's coming up fast..anyone know of an extra seat on a Space Ship, hiding behind a Comet for E.G,
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45. Darnko 2 years ago on video Man vs. Wild
It seems the grosser it is, the more protein it has.
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46. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 2 years ago on video Bush & Clinton Speech
I like the little 
on the Mantle in the background.
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47. Darnko 2 years ago on video Dog Senses Earthquake moments before it happens
#24 Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll
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49. Darnko 2 years ago on video Dave Chappelle
A true classic.. Dave has a great sense of humor... like others I miss his show.
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50. Darnko 2 years ago on video Anyone for a pancake?
who does a "hot" pancake slide off face back 0.36 in pan in their pancake routine anyway?..should've stopped there..ouch...
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51. Darnko 3 years ago on video Horse Gets Revenge
I've never seen a Horse have this reaction to someone "crossing the line" with them. The fact that this was caught on tape, it makes me wonder what else happened that wasn't caught on tape or shown. I say NEIGH!!
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52. Darnko 3 years ago on video Wrong restroom side
0:54 is the only guy who looked back again for a peek
and also had the biggest smile walking in on the second ones.
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53. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 3 years ago on video Horrible plane crash
No fire, first time I've seen a plane crash as tragic and bad as this with no smoke or fire.
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59. Darnko 4 years ago on video Girl malfunction
painful I couldn't watch (listen) the whole video.
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60. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 4 years ago on video One of the world's first videogames
cool but would get boring quite fast
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61. Darnko 4 years ago on video The stupidest exercise machine you'll ever see
lol for people with more money than brains
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63. Darnko 4 years ago on video Giant urban beach ball
it would have to be filled with Helium as that much beach ball would be fairly heavy I think, a cool idea
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66. Darnko 4 years ago on video Idiot of the year?
Is it the same cameraman that always loses focus at "that" moment in all videos? In this case a Alligator eating finger food.
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68. Darnko 4 years ago on video Yucko the Clown: Spring break
reminds me of Another famous clown, John Wayne Gacy
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75. Darnko 4 years ago on video Artificial insemination
...uck the pint give me a gun!, Life sucks but that is way out there. 
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77. Darnko 4 years ago on video Bad day at the office!
3:19 is my favorite, I can't relate as all I have had to replace so far is a keyboard for my laptop, take out a Copier and a Desktop Comp., awesome.
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78. Darnko 4 years ago on video Bathtub harbor
This is the first I've seen this type of photography, I'd like to try it someday.
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80. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 4 years ago on video Tom Green Owns Xzibit in Freestyle Battle
#14 yah Tom Green is the pooh poo
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82. Darnko 4 years ago on video Army accidents compilation
I agree with #1 and #(removed comment). Those guys in the Helicopter 5:5 just sitting in the doorway did seem to stay inside until the end, hopefully they all lived.
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83. Darnko 4 years ago on video Art with sand
Geez with that Music I was expecting something magical to happen, and nothing special at all happened.
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84. Darnko 4 years ago on video Cable PSA For Old People
Funny, but so close to truth as she has been around for a lot of changes to TV and Computers.
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85. Darnko 4 years ago on video Accident collection
some pretty great moments caught on tape, I enjoyed it.
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86. Darnko 4 years ago on video Need a buddy?
Normal kids get royally grossed out at the thought of their parents mating.
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89. Darnko 4 years ago on video Kid with a fake ID buys beer and porn
#7 I wanna party with you..
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91. Darnko 4 years ago on video Polar friday and monday
that's hilarious, captured each perfectly
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92. Darnko 4 years ago on video Washington Mutual advertisement
he got way more out of his than I did mine..
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94. Darnko 4 years ago on video Cyanide and Happiness - The Sign
so true, that's the way I to believe it works and such a simple illustration..bravo
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95. Darnko 4 years ago on video Household injuries
These guys make the Dumb and Dumber pair look like geniuses.
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96. Darnko 4 years ago on video Peace dove fail
he or they seem to be old enough to know dif. between an alive and a dead bird and the dead ones don't fly
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97. Darnko 4 years ago on video Snake attacks after losing body
I wouldn't be playing with it, just because the head got separated from the body doesn't make the poison harmless all of a sudden. I remember as a kid being chased around by headless chickens and turkeys at butchering time, the nerves aren't dead yet in all of these cases.
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98. Darnko 4 years ago on video Extreme Biking
that "insane speed" could haved knocked a slower rider off the hill, an added element of danger for everyone.
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99. Darnko 4 years ago on video The end of the world
#27 READ #26
I know where you are, because your still in your shelter you built with the end of the World being caused by those darn computers crashing back in 1999 into year 2000. (and it rained havoc everywhere)??
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101. Darnko 4 years ago on video True Love
#3 you'd have a hare on your plate
I don't get the Eagle part though, why is he on his knees?
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102. Darnko 4 years ago on video The end of the world
are you guys ever grumpy....I liked it all, used to have this album of Pink Floyd,
#3 lol...
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103. Darnko 4 years ago on video Stars in the space
700 million times bigger, well I guess I won't go that way.
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104. Darnko 4 years ago on video World fastest clapper
lol #22 ....great comments but 22 is the one I was looking for.
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105. Darnko 4 years ago on video World's largest shotgun
#16 Thats 12 to 15 Ducks in how many pieces?
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106. Darnko 4 years ago on video Urban music
the best thing about this one is #3 "damn smiley!"
bahaaaa haha
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107. Darnko 4 years ago on video Playing tetris on a building
That's quite imaginative as it would be no small feat.
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108. Darnko 4 years ago on video Human catapult
not a bad idea, I've seen where Professionals missed or bounced off the net.
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109. Darnko 4 years ago on video A smart woman on the highway
I would've left out the Video description to see if anyone really thought the same as in video.
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110. Darnko 4 years ago on video Oktapodi
lol.. who thinks of this stuff, a love/action story of octopuses lol
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111. Darnko 4 years ago on video Jimmy Kimmel vs Eminem
Don't do this at home. They really shouldn't light of using Helium as it can be dangerous due to the risk of asphyxiation from lack of oxygen.
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113. Darnko 4 years ago on video Hamster Ball 'swimming'
#9 "just how retarded do you have to be to make a double post,"
Be patient your almost there don't feel left out.
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116. Darnko 4 years ago on video Scare fail
I don't think my first instinct would be to punch Wolfman? in the face.
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117. Darnko 4 years ago on video Prison Break - dog version
My folks had a dog like that. It's not cruelty, just the natural progress of escape proofing an enclosure so the darn dog doesn't get out... this one is not yet complete.
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118. Darnko 4 years ago on video Ninja cat comes closer while not moving
that's funny, and it all went along/together so purr-fectly.
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121. Darnko 4 years ago on video Messing with Steven Seagal
It's just like watching a Mr. McGoo cartoon!
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122. Darnko 4 years ago on video Pressure point knockout
If they're happy kicking and hitting each other let them at it, also giving out a Video once in awhile so we can check the progress of their absurdity, let them.
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123. Darnko 4 years ago on video Guards that beat a fan are beaten by more fans
The cop that I thought was guilty of brutality, bottom right jabbing with end of stick, was the first to run and get away. F'nn A holes.
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125. Darnko 4 years ago on video A dog attacks a shark
A shark cruising or hanging out in a Jet Stream is f#@ked, how did he get up there?
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126. Darnko 4 years ago on video How to scare the sh*t out of someone
I agree with you #7. Another case of bad acting and comedy sketch writing.
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127. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 4 years ago on video The elevator
that Elevator stops,I'm crying like a little girl.
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129. Darnko 4 years ago on video Funny (but dangerous) 'mishaps'
some funny stuff... Call an Ambulance for the err Ambulance!!.
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130. Darnko 4 years ago on video Flexible furniture
Since it's butt ugly and looking very uncomfortable, it might be all right to give it to the kids for their play room, then you'll see how tough it is.
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131. Darnko 4 years ago on video Beach Bloopers
lots of lip stands. funny, and some with that, "I'm cool, meant to do that", look.
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132. Darnko 4 years ago on video Super jump
I think part of it is his ability to get his legs up closer to him when he is at the highest point.... nice jump!
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136. Darnko 4 years ago on video American Idol parody
you know you're famous when Simpson's puts you in an Episode.
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139. Darnko 4 years ago on video Juggling in a cone
how or what would make a person even think of doing something like this?
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140. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 4 years ago on video Messing with Chuck Norris
#5 #7 What, is it like.."Stop or I will Program!, then you'll die of boredom"?
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141. Darnko 4 years ago on video Messing with Chuck Norris
#5 #7 What, is it like.."Stop or I will Program!, then you'll die of boredom"?
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142. Darnko 4 years ago on video Awesome shadow performance
good stuff, could of had more of these
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143. Darnko 4 years ago on video Awesome shadow performance
good stuff, could of had more of these
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144. Darnko 4 years ago on video Child prodigy
like watching somebody's boring home movies, well I guess it is.
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145. Darnko 4 years ago on video Guy with helmet vs. goat
#11 the Goat is just doing what Goats do, Human .. getting dumber every time he butts head with that Goat
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146. Darnko 4 years ago on video Top 20 Olympic gymnastic fails
that last one look like an serious inner ear infection....
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148. Darnko 4 years ago on video How not to use an escalator
why are moderator's making these comments. If there is no comments there really shouldn't be anything to moderate. It seems to me that the moderator in this thread should of cut himself out of it
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149. Darnko 4 years ago on video Supermarket domino
hard to watch because of unsteady camera work, and too slow at times
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150. Darnko 4 years ago on video Car crash test compilation
Often the only thing I find wrong with some Vids. is the soundtrack that goes along with the entry, this is an example of such a thing for me.
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152. Darnko 4 years ago on video Cops vs. gate
I would have been great if all there was behind that, was a guy sitting on a crapper.
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155. Darnko 4 years ago on video Fat astronaut
i like the way he moves, but it looks a little tight in the crotch area...
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156. Darnko 4 years ago on video Rabbit and a snake
that's great, that snake must of really pissed of that snake.
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157. Darnko 4 years ago on video The Man of 101 Voices
really great stuff, right on impersonations! especially the characters I don't know
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158. Darnko 4 years ago on video Guiness Good Times
there really are some good creative ads these days, this is not one of them.
#7, you wish
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164. Darnko 4 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Skittles
I think there is a law against that.
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165. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 4 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Skittles
I think there is a law against that.
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173. Darnko 4 years ago on video Air rings under the water
I've seen the Dolphins playing with them, very cool.
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175. Darnko 4 years ago on video Lady Rating
Is that Kid still alive, broken bones healed or whatever?
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176. Darnko 4 years ago on video Ford SportKa vs cat
That car is soooo evillll......, I luv it..!
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177. Darnko 4 years ago on video 2008 Taipei 101 new year fireworks display
That was a lot of explosives they put on that brand new sky scraper, very nice colorful show on most of the building from top to bottom.
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178. Darnko 4 years ago on video Horse does backflip
I think the Horse gave himself a surprise as well as the, "Driver"?!.
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179. Darnko 4 years ago on video Swiss helicopter crash
I like how long it took for the guy up on the ladder took to turn around to see the copter crashing behind him.
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180. Darnko 4 years ago on video Skydiver climbs on the wing of a plane
He sure makes it look simple.
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181. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Darnko 4 years ago on video Egg prank goes bad
poor retards, feel sorry for them.
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183. Darnko 4 years ago on video Achievement whores
"I give great comments", that's a real hoot...lol
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184. Darnko 4 years ago on video Nugget shoe polish
the woodpecker had same size fireball as the clock towers, one awesome pecker it was.
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187. Darnko 4 years ago on video Tay Zonday's new song: Cherry Chocolate Rain
"Chocolate Rain", great a song about liquid shite!
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1. Darnko 2 years ago on video 360 days in 40 seconda
0:16 I saw the tree in the back in the far left jump up..