Nice commercial, maybe that's the service they get where that's at, I hope so. Two weeks ago I was at work and my wife called 911 because someone outside the house was banging on the door and shouting, she got a recording - "all our operators are currently busy" Good thing is that it turned out to be a very stupid prank by someone we know, and I finally got to show my wife how to use a shotgun.

#1 Damn right, me too! If I tried it with my wife, she'd be throwing punches at me while I'm driving! But I still keep her for other reasons.

War is hell! That much is clear, everything else is confusing, including the title: "Confusion Through Sand"? - Confusing. Maybe it has a meaning in Japanese that was lost in translation, or is it confusing on purpose. Very nice animation work, made me feel like I was there myself, intensely dizzying.

#1 Why would you go and watch a five minute clip in a cinema, a clip that you already saw on Snotr?

The video is cut too short! I bet within the next 30 seconds the guy with the notepad would have been eating the bacon.

Another reason to come to Australia!
http://www.snotr.com/video/5589/Come_to_Australia

#1 If they had a tennis court, they'd probably have the best tennis player in the world! Actually I think they do, don't they?

I got one like that too, nothing strange about it. I don't know why they're reacting this way.

Isn't a traditional piano style keyboard much better then this awkward sphere thingy? At least you can see all the keys laid out in front of you! Don't get me wrong, I like innovative new ideas, but how is this thing gonna help me play better?
#1 If this is an indicator that we're living in the future, the future is stupid!

Nice work Jason, couldn't recognize you in that pink respirator, what happened to the goalie mask?

#1 He is the Machine!

This guy is funny but he's full of shit, I am the machine!

Congratulations Piotr on the beautiful baby... fly! You must be a proud father... or is it mother, no - surrogate mother!
You're more of a man than I am, and more of a woman then I'll ever be!

#1 It's probably his sneaky approach and that guilty look on his face.

Nice to see the Canadarm at work, it was built in a factory that's less then 15 min drive from my house. I have no logical explanation why I feel proud of it, since I personally had nothing to do with it...

What a great sequel to the preceding video!

More fun then a game of curling

#4 If your clitoris is only as large as a bar stool, I'll find it half way across the world!

I thought these things were supposed to be smart. I don't think I'm buying one just yet!

The only thing that would make it even better is, if the guys that are coming over to drink that night all live downhill from him, so he can send them home after they done drinking, in the empty crates.

This is awesome!

I wouldn't do this without an SCBA.

The emergency medical services in Columbia must be the best in the world, it's unbelievable! @1:24 you can see one of the victims is already patched up and on his crutches crossing the road!

If your head fits your body fits! Unfortunately this kid started with the body and had to be reversed.

#4 Nope, just really happy to see ya!

I would only take his bet if I got to flip the coin that I have in my pocket.

Yeah I could do that too... but not with my left hand.

I do the same thing when I eat...
oh never mind.

No, nobody's "allowed to go all out with fireworks" in Berlin! If the cops catch you doing that with fireworks, you may be allowed to go home the next day if you're very, very lucky to get really nice cops and if no damage was caused by drunken stupidity.

This is stupid!
Happy new year!

It's nice to watch young animals play together, but I think probably the dog is practicing his kangaroo hunting skill for when it grows up and the kangaroo is practicing it's self-defense skills against dogs.

Primitive people eat in the house and shit outside. Sophisticated people eat outside and shit in the house, a really nice shithouse. This is progress!

Great shot! Although a .223JHP would do the trick just fine and way, way cheaper than a .50 caliber. Still, gotta love Americans and their obsession with everything "super-sized"!

Hand built by German people, gotta be a great quality engine!

In the end the bees got kicked out of the house for mis-beehive-ior.

I don't think the ancient man was this stupid, so this time machine can't take you to the past. And even if the future people are this stupid, it still won't take you to the future!

You can't invade kangaroo's privacy, they're not people, they still have some rights and freedoms!

A blind man brought to a seashore for the first time will find the sound of the waves "mysterious". If these were at least intelligible, recognizable sounds, that would be interesting. Background noise is no more interesting or mysterious then the dirt in my backyard, except that it has plants mysteriously growing on it, so it's way more interesting!

I don't mind getting a little bit wet, so I never felt the need for an umbrella, much less an umbrella that constantly has to be recharged. The good thing about this one is that you don't have to worry about poking someone in the eye with a spoke as you push through a crowd.

He never took his eyes off the target the whole time, even when he was midair, that's total focus!

The cop will never make that mistake again!
#8 It's a shotgun, not an assault rifle, and as for professionalism, it goes way down the list of importance when someone life is in danger.

So then if you smoke, you already have enough radiation in your body, don't go to a dentist, he may give you an X-Ray and you'll get cancer.

#1 #2 Skill and talent is not the problem, it the time and patience it takes to create something like that. I got tired just watching him do it, I know I couldn't finish this project within a year, so well done!

I think this is a female tortoise that he helped out, you see how he's following her after, he's expecting to get something.

The roar of the koala sounds like a squeaky toy in a little baby's hands.

#1 #2 Ice flakes, ice particles... you're both confused and confusing. It's a snowflake, which is an ice crystal - not an ice flake or an ice particle. But you're right it is beautiful, and it's really cool to see one form before your eyes.

#1 Pretty sure the elephant leaned that from humans, and besides, it look like that elephant owns the place.
#2 So true!

The hammer of mighty Thor!

OK, so now the enemy will have to install mirrors on all their anti-ship missiles, it would probably take them a couple of months to do that, so we're ahead... for now!

#3 Most adds on the internet are tailored for each individual user, selecting the right bate for what fish they're trying to catch, that sort of thing. Sounds like someone's been using your computer to visit porn sites, you gotta catch that sicko!

Looks like a great way to stop you from killing somebody after a very stressful day. I need something like this, 'cause I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

#2 Thanks for the background information. This one seems to have gotten a lucky break and made it to shore, but to be honest, I wouldn't care if it did drown. In either case there's nothing funny about a bird drowning.

Owls are not swimmers, just as idiots are not comedians. There's nothing funny about slow, agonizing death.

That's a really big rocket, but I would add 4 more booster cores to make it 6, so that they would form a hexagon around the center core and make the rocket extremely stable and able to carry a far greater payload, necessary for a manned mission to Mars.
(If anyone from NASA management staff is reading this, you can use my idea free of charge but the next one is gonna cost you. And don't take too long to decide, Roscosmos is already showing interest).

CO2 is good, we need more of it, these guys want to get rid of CO2 and kill all my plants and trees! Good luck with that! Gotta get your head straight before you can invent something useful.

I'm pretty sure it won't work, but I'm gonna try anyways.

#7 Things like that don't get removed, you just cut it flush with the ground and leave it. If it's really that important to take it out, there is no way around digging around it.

That YouTube link at the end doesn't seem to be working, I even tried clicking it with a pencil against the monitor.

At least he's holding it correctly!

#1, #2 Relax it's only art, it doesn't have to make sense! Just enjoy it and move on. I only wanna know what were these guys smoking when they made this!

Her shrimp is fine, just remember to never ask her for a blowjob!

Learn from the squirrel, hide your nuts!

I got a bottle of cheap tawny port a while back and really liked it, so I tried a couple of expensive ones and found that they weren't any better. I still drink that same cheap one. That's a really nice thing about port, the one that the classy rich old dude ordered with his $100 cigar and psychedelic cheese is not any better than the homeless guy drinks in the alley.

Is this supposed to be a major step in the evolution of comedy? I guess pretty soon will have people poo in their hands and throw it at each other, just for laughs. I hope I don't live long enough to see that, I've already been living in this zoo far too long!

Is this guy a viking who accidentally tripped and fell into some sort of space-time wormhole, and arrived here?

No kittens were harmed in the production of this video... I hope.

#1 I find the resemblance is quite striking, is this thing related to you?

You may have parked your car in the wrong spot, but on the bright side, you weren't walking out of your car at the wrong time!

I'll be happy if neither of them ever drive again (and all the rest like these two types), but I'm not expecting for it to happen, so I'm mentally and psychologically prepared to handle both while being neither.

That's cute...

#9 It's a video on a religious subject, therefore religious debate is quite natural, any debate is a healthy intellectual exercise, regardless of the subject. And why is it depressing, are you scared to learn something new about religion?

@5:40 - "We're kind of bad people" - "hehehe" - You think?

I suppose that's one way to get laid, literally.

#4 That's just not true! There are psychos in every culture, they all somehow work in they're culture into their psychosis, whether it be a religious culture or not.
20th century saw 270 000 000 people dead at the hands of their own atheistic governments and some of the worst atrocities ever heard of in history most committed in the name of some ideology that had nothing to do with religion. Stalin's regime killed 40 000 000 people, about 10 000 000 were killed because they were Christians, similar situation in Nazi Germany, red China, etc. etc.
BTW, you didn't answer my question.

Starving him a bit to sharpen his senses seemed like a really good idea at the time..... oh well, better luck next time.

I was born with 3 testicles and I will die with 3, cancer or no cancer I don't care, only my wife is allowed to touch them, but they're mine and they're staying with me!

#5 Only a whip? They sure did got lucky, I tell you that!

#2 Looks pretty fast to me, you gotta be out of your mind to go any faster on that!

# I knew there's gotta be at least one thing you and I can agree on. If you ever come to Toronto let me know, I'll take you out for a brewski.

8:31 Same thing happened to us a few years back, nobody in the car had anything close to the reaction of these folks, I really wanna know what they're on, I'll buy me a case of that shit, it's awesome!

#1, #6 An armed society is a polite society.

#5 This is a sign of some psychological disorder, people who have feelings and emotions grow up to be terrorists, in the future all such disorders will be treated with medication, no one should cry or laugh, it is sick, humans are sick! We will have to replace you all with robots if you don't stop this!

#3 You don't bend your thumbs-up, it's impossible, you gotta bend your mind!

Nice! I was kinda hoping they would test fire this thing at a range. There is a gun however that shoots around corners, ironically, it's been designed and built by the people Nazis tried to wipe off the face of the earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RaubAtWZQM

I get the collar but why the tie? Just because it goes well with a collar or is it some sort of subliminal phallic symbology? Just saying...

I've seen fireworks at rock concerts, but not meteors.

I can understand the initial reaction, but to keep going like that for so long, I think he's on drugs! I could be wrong, he may be a normal, sober guy, it doesn't matter I pissed myself laughing all the same!

A very cool idea, just not practical for most people. If I decide to upgrade my lock, I'd be more inclined to go for something with no key, not a huge dildo key.

I love corn, awesome taste and now I, being a professional industrial mechanic, see that the engineering aspect of corn is even more awesome! Way to go corn, you're my inspiration!

#4 In seconds? Just go ahead and try picking a lock, after a few thousand seconds trying "his method" you'll probably jam the lock, jump on your bike and go buy a cordless drill.

... or you could use a cordless drill with a 10mm drill bit to drill out the tumbler. No muss no fuss, just a quick and dirty way that works every time
(just how I like it ).

The rumble in the jungle, Mohammad Ali vs. George Foreman 1974! (Concise version)

Now I'm getting Ideas...

As a master debater I can appreciate this guy being a such a cunning linguist.

I gave this a thumbs up, but only for the soundtrack.

Great performance, but let's try again with a piece of rebar this time.

OK! Now, does anybody know what that is and where can I buy one?

#4 I think you're gonna love this joke -
The dead guy says - "how" and the Indian chief answers - "fried!"
(I edited it, just for you)

There is no God (supposedly), and yet a mere mention of him (her? it?) brings out such strong emotional response in people (both religious and atheist)! I wish someone would post a video on Snotr with a good explanation of this phenomenon. How can a nonexistent, or at least unseen person have so much influence?

Screw the sunscreen and pretty skin, I need my vitamin D, I need my UV!

#2 Nothing is wrong with the building, it's quite common for pieced of buildings to break away when they're hit by artillery. This is a stadium in Donetsk Ukraine, getting hit by a Ukrainian shell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_vDNlnncLI

It sounds like my grandmother! (don't tell her)

These too are very rare specimens, the only species of dinosaurs still in existence today, the jackassaurus!

WOW, that was pretty fast, but still not as fast as the WTC7! Wonder what brought that down.

#1 He sure took his time with the foreplay, but when he finally got down to it, it was over in seconds.

There is only one reason that stops major powers from an all out war with each other, that is, all major powers are armed with nukes, which makes any attempt at conquering them a suicide.

#2 The same planet you will land on, once whatever you've been smoking wears off.

Everything looks so calm and slow up there, and the music, I didn't realize this was a fast motion video until he got close to the runway, I thought he was gonna crash trying to land a plane at that speed, then I noticed the pilot twitching like heroin junkie dying for a fix, and I knew.

Gun politics aside, and regardless of where you stand on that issue, shooting guns is a lot of fun, especially as you get good at it. This man shows how we all feel (more or less) when we shoot at something and hit it. I personally don't react that way when I shoot, but I have certainly enjoyed watching this all man having so much fun and not hiding it.

#6 You got the right attitude kid, but that's not how big business works. Billionaires don't have the same values as normal people, that's why they're billionaires. When you grow up, you'll understand what I'm saying. Keep it up, don't ever become like them by going after the big bucks, it's not worth it.

Cancer... a $100 billion industry, it's very successful, wouldn't you say?

"Take heed that you do not do your merciful deeds before men, to be seen by them. Otherwise you have no reward with your Father in Heaven.
Therefore when you do your merciful deeds, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, so that they may have glory from men. Truly I say to you, They have their reward.
But when you do merciful deeds, do not let your left hand know what your right hand does,
so that your merciful deeds may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret Himself shall reward you openly." - Jesus (Gospel of Matthew 6:1-4)

It's a shit car, nothing special about it except for one thing - it's printed! The future is looking bright, at least in some way!

Kids are kids, their taste buds are not developed yet to enjoy certain foods like caviar or dark chocolates for example, you might as well serve them 35 yr old scotch and fine cigars.

Could be a very practical way to go green... if you're an Olympic cyclist. It's all good fun nonetheless.

#21 I would never believe if somebody told me, so I can't tell you, it's just too crazy, it goes completely against everything we're taught about our world. And 9/11 is only one piece of a very big puzzle, and it's one of the last pieces, it will take years of work to even begin to comprehend how this world is run, to start seeing the big picture. You start by calling out the lies and inconsistencies, and by asking the questions that no one wants to ask.
#22 There's an idea!

That "silly video" is NOT making light of the tragic event of 9/11, it's making light of the incredulity and down right stupidity of the official version, and the blind massed who believe such nonsense.
"I never watch CNN or MSNBC , those are "news" sources for the slack-jawed sheeple who sit there nodding their heads in agreement."
I don't know what your news sources are, you may not watch CNN or MSNBC but you still nod your head in agreement.

"Every point in that vid has long since been debunked" - Yes it has been, because that vid is the summary of the official US government's and mainstream media's version of events! Don't worry, I don't take it that you finally agreeing with me, it just shows me that you're too closed minded to watch more than 15 sec of a 5 min video just because it has "conspiracy theory" in it's title, but is actually reiterating all that you were CNN'd to believe.

#15 This will take less then 5 minutes of your time, it has hundreds of examples, but since you're not "delusional , confused and badly informed" as I am, it'll be just good for a few loughs, probably will have you roll on the floor I think. I don't know how you figure I alone think this way, do you go out much? It's not about being wrong or right, these issues are too important to leave to chance and guessing, it's about being researched vs. being CNN'd, and there is no one who had done any serious research on this that thinks like you or gives any credibility to pseudo reality of the mainstream corporate news.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuC_4mGTs98

#12 America has already surpassed anything the Nazi Germany ever hoped to be, especially in the area of mass psychology and propaganda. It boggles the mind, how that seemingly intelligent people get so effortlessly deceived by very obvious lies and nonsensical fabrications. It's like they manage to turn people's thinking process on and off at will, same thing as Hitler did, but on a much greater scale.
BTW I really don't care if all of you mental zombies thumb down my comment, because your minds have been programmed to interpret it as outrageously offensive, it's the truth, like it or not.

#9 No use splitting hairs, the bottom line is that two countries have been destroyed for no good reason at all, wars based on lies, causing hundreds of thousands of civilian deaths, and many more left with no food shelter and no hope. And ISIS, where did they come from? Oh, right! Those were the good guy fighting that evil Assad in Syria, and who could have given them weapons and training. Fascism won't fly, America is going down just like Germany before that.

#7 Yeah, the UAE along with Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Bahrain are in the coalition against ISIS, yet they are some of the most repressive, murdering regimes in the world, ISIS is just trying to be like them. Besides, we killed Qaddafi a few years back, and now Libya, once a country with the highest standard of living in Africa, higher then most European countries, is now a humanitarian nightmare of a hellhole overran by Al Qaeda... I don't know about you, but I'm not so sure that dropping bombs is going to solve all of our problems.

This is so beautiful I almost cried, and for all you cat people, let me see your cat do that!

War is a serious business.

The suspense was unbearable, it almost looked like he wouldn't make it, I chewed up all my fingernails...
And it's not even my boat!

Cruel... but fair

Wow! She's good, I slept through the last half.

I wonder if it can land on and take off from an aircraft carrier.

I got the exact same one, cut out on me 6 times last month, I was even thinking about taking it to a repair shop but now it looks like it's normal for this model.

#1 At the end of the video he was promoting his channel and his other videos, one is how to make a ring out of a coin and the other shows how to make a bow out of a PVC pipe.

#1 Why waste a brand new tissue on a screen that is worth less then the tissue?

#1 Like my mother always said, never wear 3D pants to go out in a 2D world.

#3 #4 They levitate the hat by blowing air into it with their mouth, how else?!

When I read the title I thought "idiot" was too offensive to the driver, after watching the video I think calling this driver "idiot" is too offensive...
to most average idiots!

Bumpkey could never work on any high security locks, in other words "Forever Lock" is just your average lock with a fancy looking key.

No big loss, I hate Apple products, I don't understand why anyone would even want an i-phone or an i-pod, i-tunes is stupid and annoying. We all wanna live long and happy lives, so why would you buy something that causes stress and frustration when you could get something more user-friendly that does the same thing but without wasting your time and nerves? But it's your life and your money, so go ahead and waste it on some stupid fad, loser!

#2 I don't see any reason why a spider wouldn't want a bumblebee, I used to stun wasps and throw them into a spiders web, and the spiders didn't mind them, also centipedes. I wouldn't do it to a kind and gentle creature like a bumblebee, I don't care to find out, I'm glad the bumblebee got rescued by it's kin, I like them even more now.

Where are your friends when you need them?

You could sell that to a scrap metal place for about 50c per pound, this one is probably $20-30! Not much, but there is potential for growth.

I have actually watched it to the end, I don't know why, but I was hoping there would be an amazingly funny and clever punchline to this extremely long and boring joke. I knew there wouldn't be, but still hoped that I would be proven wrong. I feel so empty and disappointed, I have no word to describe the feeling.

Most cars have shocks inside the springs, how shocking to find a cat in shock instead of a shock inside the spring

People in Canada are so apathetic and docile, cops can do this sort of thing all day long without any fear of repercussions. I've seen enough similar cases and they all end the same way, the cops that are under investigation get a paid suspension, then receive a warning and go back to work.

@ 0:19 No I don't know, what does he mean by "they have a good relationship" Do the fish do something for the swan that I can't see?

Next time use loctite!

Wow, what a magnificent creature, never seen a Mantle Ray before.

The driver: "Oh shit, now I can't go to buy beer, Okay no beer tonight, better park back in the garage, oh shit where is the garage?! There is no garage and where is my house?!"

I love helmets too, unfortunately it's too late for you, should have loved them when you were younger!

#6 I know what you're saying, Snotr videos selection is going to shit lately, I hope they wake up but it's a very little hope.

This is real crap, how did it get on Snotr?

#1 Yep, totally justifiable snobbery! His talent is absolutely amazing! And to be honest, to my own shame, I'm a snob sometimes and I'm not nearly as talented as this kid.

I've heard about this phenomenon long time ago but I still don't understand how that happens, unlike this boy, there are cases where a person in a coma wakes up speaking fluently a language they have never been exposed to, and not being able to speak or understand their native tongue at all, this boy has a mild case compared to some of the other similar cases.

Hopefully some Chinese manufacturer will see this, duplicate the process on the mass production scale and sell it to IKEA so I can buy it for $100. I really like it and there is no way I can afford to have it custom made.

This was awesome, would have loved to be there!

Dry ice? That's that evil CO2, throw it to the bottom of the ocean quickly before it emits its sinister green house gas and kills us all!

#3 Australia is not racist, it's practical. They just picked the best players so they could have a better chance of winning. Cameroon is racist, there is not a single non-black man on their team, they probably turned away some really good non-black players, that's why they lost.

Did his guts burst, did his guts burst, did his guts burst. I really hope he's OK, but did his guts burst?

I wonder if he's German, that would make him a German Shepherd of German Shepherds.

#1 My parole officer told me that it stands for Record of Arrests and Prosecutions, but I like your explanation better.

Basically same reason a hard boiled egg spins but a raw egg won't spin.

I was wrong about fat guys, they're not completely useless

#2 go out of the city sometimes, you'll be amazed how many star you can see, and on a clear night you can even see the Milky Way. Besides, sitting outside and watching sunset on Mars would give a nasty sunburn and a frostbite all at once, Earth is the best by far, we should all try to take care of it rather than dreaming of some other planet to resettle on.

It's not bigger faster or stronger that anything that already been built in the past. I'm not saying it's a shitty ship, there maybe some really cool, hi-tech features in it, if there are, I would've liked for them to mention it in the presentation. As is, the ship seems good enough and cheap enough for civilian applications.

It's good that the professionals were there to tell us how good this guy is, I could only guess 1 and maybe 3.

Shaun Sheep got a super shafro, don't shear Shaun, nobody wants 6 year old fleece in their clothes, I like my fleece fresh, and we like Shaun to keep his style.

#3 Totally unrelated to the video, but it's because Germany is phasing out their nuclear power plants so they have to buy nuclear powered electricity from France.
P.S. Soon Germans may actually start using gas powered vacuum cleaners to get enough power

This is a great idea for my next backyard project, thanks! (but I'll have to scale down a bit due to space restrictions)

A really nice watch, but my phone tells perfect time and also does a thousand and one other things that this watch can't do and it costs much, much less.

#2 #3 The goal in any show (including competitive sports, even though this is not a sport) is for the organizers to make money and for public to be entertained. This show was a success because it achieved both goals, obviously since it even passed the quality control process of Snotr

The dog is obviously more Portuguese then the owner!

The prank itself was not that funny, but cops reaffirming their stereotypes made it funny... and a little bit scary.

A really funny video, if you're high.

Oh, f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k, LMFAO!

I'd like to know the story behind this, like maybe they drank all the beer and it was still early to go home and nobody had any money to buy more, so...

#1 You could, if you really wanted. If you had a couple million $, you could have one built for you.

Now a pianist can play cello music and still be a pianist! Or is it organistaist?

He reminds me of the Grizzly Man, Timothy Treadwell. I hope he doesn't end up like him.

There are not many people that can hit anything smaller than a house at 300 meters, even with a scoped rifle. This is a handgun, you could put it in a vise and it would not hit that target every time, no matter how perfectly you set it up. This guy is amazing!

Looks post-apocalyptic, almost surreal. Love those cliffs! Stalin is dead, life goes on.

This place is awesome! No wonder I've never met any North Korean immigrants, who would want to leave this kind of a country?!

You people just don't get it, "V" is for vendetta, them Angry Birds are coming for you, you egg eating piggies!

#1 You can have the bigger mop, all I need is the bigger Zig-zag's!

Just like Antz!

If you can drink coffee with no caffeine, you can eat ice cream sandwiches with no ice cream.

#1 Yes it does happen quite rarely, but it always happens in every full contact sport, and it cannot be stopped, it's just a part of being human.

Who said Elvis is dead? I see he's pretty much alive, glory hallelujah!

I just did it!

At first I thought that this must be a movie set and everyone on it is a stuntman. This thing is so obviously dangerous, and breaks so many safety rules, it boggles the mind that there is still one in operation, (and in a first world country)

The only explanation I can come up with as to why anyone would pay so much money for comic book is that they are religious artifacts that people worship.

Nice trap. When the zombies break through the gate, they won't have a way of escape.

Great work! But stratosphere is not space, not even halfway to space.

Such elaborate and sophisticated preparation for a simple meal. Whoever designed this is a genius as well as the artist!

The prison industrial complex, one of the glorious achievements of capitalism.

It sounded like that piece by Bach, can't remember what it's called, anyways they didn't get it exactly right but nice try and great team work!

I thought there for a minute that he was gonna miss the runway. Didn't realize this thing was so small that you could land it across.

Most drugs are medicine and most illegal drugs are safer then the pharmaceuticals. The phony war on drugs is all about money and control.

Machu Picchu? What happened to the aliens?
Fantastic video work, I almost felt that I was there.

#5 I was referring to the video category "accidents", I believe it should be in "fails".

This is not an accordion.

#2 Saddam haven't killed nearly as many Iraqis or committed as many atrocities as the glorious liberators of Iraq (cluster-bombing populated areas and using depleted uranium ammunition etc.) I have no idea why you mentioned Kuwait, but if you like to know, Kuwait was stealing Iraqi oil by drilling on an angle into Iraqi oil wells, ignoring repeated warnings from Iraq to stop doing that, being reassured by the Americans that they will protect them, who on the other hand gave Iraq the green light to attack Kuwait. But you won't get that from CNN or BBC, you'll have to do your research if you wanna know the truth about anything in this world.
And when I watch the news I can't help but marvel at peaceful, prosperous and free society that Iraq has become after the "liberation", war is such a lovely thing, ain't it? I don't know what made me say all those bad things about war, it's just wonderful!

#2 Your dog doesn't understand what you barking, you need to work on your pronunciation.

The drummer-boy meets the boy-drum!

Barbecue stirs up too much of passion inside of me to be a science subject, I just can't think objectively about something so yummy! Perhaps if I was a vegetarian I could take it as a science, but to me it's an art.

It's somewhat amusing, but the results are not surprising, "The stupid Americans" stereotype has become old and boring, and in all fairness you could do the same type survey and get similar results in almost any country.

That's a very clever trash bin, relatively speaking

Wow, he really got spanked! At least wasn't a belly flop

Wow, I'm getting me one of these. I'm only 220lbs. but I think I could make it work. Awesome!

So true, so sad, and yet so funny - satire at it's best!

The dangers of any activity increase exponentially with the level of stupidity.

Cat's brains got scrambled with the hideous noise pollution coming out of the speaker, listen to this every day and you'll see what's gonna happen to yours.

Hole in one, baseball style!

Now lets see the plane land on that "truck bed"!
(It's not a truck bed, it's a trailer. But it's OK, this is Snotr and I'm used to it being this way, it's a truck "something" and that's close enough!)

Nuts come in many colors shapes and flavors, our daily menus would be so boring without them!

#6 Yeah true, aircraft carriers are also equipped with aircraft catapults to help launch the planes, something for this airport to consider if they ever decide to upgrade

Can't wait for this technology to go mainstream, and hope most people use it. Where I live most drivers have no awareness of traffic, and I'd much rather share the road with drones then with zombies.

#1 #2 Relax, this is just a comical clip, nothing to do with real life fighting situations

#2 You can't compare artillery from the civil war with that of world war II. But yours is just as obsolete as the one in the video. This is how my crew does it -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBAfwf6JJI

What did you do that for?! I just finished shoveling the driveway!

#1 What do you mean? This guy is really good at what he does, I can't imagine him doing anything else. And when he performs at a monastery, the next morning the line up at the confessional is so long, you couldn't even get into the chapel or find a candle lying around.

Flying on a plane for the first time at that age is quite something, but going on the roller coaster ride? Got no words for that! Granny, you're my hero!

#1 Nokia will be around for a while, and why Windows XP? There was Windows 1.0, 2.0 etc., there will be other VW minivans, and you're not that old, my grandpa is 83 and he never thinks that he's old! (maybe he forgot that he is, but that's not the point)

#1 It's not the spotter's fault, the guy just let go and dropped the barbell on himself, must have been his first day at the gym (and hopefully the last!).

Just make sure you wash your hand twice after #2 cause now the toilet paper is full of holes.

Some people go bungee jumping, while others smash ampules of sulfur trioxide with a hammer.

#5 I'm 6'1".
But I'm a dude.
Is that OK?

This is a great ad, almost makes me want to start reading newspapers again.

That's a nice visual aid, and also a reminder that Russia, historically, is the anvil that wore our many hammers, the would be world dictators, even unto this very day. I hope she keeps strong for a lot longer to thwart any present and future attempts at world domination by any one world power.

This fish is part human, probably the man's child, just look at the size of it's brain!

I used to work in a factory, it's much nicer then this one, the place is run by a bunch of clowns and most workers are real animals, I think it would make a great circus, and they could just keep doing what they're doing, just bring in the cameras and make some extra cash in the showbiz!

Some explanation would be nice!

Not a bad recipe but it is not the same without azodicarbonamide, ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid, industrial caramel coloring, sodium benzoate, calcium sulfate, calcium carbonate, wheat gluten, ammonium sulfate, ammonium chloride, sodium stearoyl lactylate, datem, mono- and diglycerides, ethoxylated monoglycerides, monocalcium phosphate, enzymes, guar gum, calcium peroxide, calcium propionate and/or sodium propionate (preservatives), soy lecithin, sodium citrate, sorbic acid etc.

Wow, he really blows!

Kiss me I'm desperate. Read between the lines - If you're desperate, you can kiss me!

I think they could have done a lot more to demonstrate the precision this robot is really capable of by taking some really difficult shots instead of having it perform that goofy dance. A truly disappointing performance by such a capable machine, but it's the programmers fault.

Wasn't his time yet, he must have some unfinished business on the earth.

Great idea, there are many great ideas. A better idea is to stop wars and man made disasters so we won't need to use these sort of things as often, there are enough problems to make life interesting and challenging without having to create more problems. Let's create more solutions instead!

I felt like I was in the middle of foreplay and then it just stopped... Now what do I do?

#3 - Dam beavers!

The dog looks like a giant skunk

#1,#2 Put on full goalie gear with the ice skates and I'm pretty sure your only moves will be on all fours.

#3 I drink real milk, from real cows and goats, so arguing with you about the benefits of milk or the veracity of studies on milk is like arguing with a blind man who is convinced that the sky is green. And as touching your second point, do you know how many billions of profit are raked in every year by the "HEALTH" industry (oh the irony!), the pharmaceutical, the health insurance etc. People kill each other every day for a lot less then that, so is it really a stretch to think that maybe us being healthy is not in everybody's best interest? Can you imagine what would happen to the US economy if everyone cancelled their health insurance, stopped taking medications, stopped going to doctors and hospitals?
#6 "btw, raw milk straight from a cow is unedible for 99,9% of humans, it contains bacteria making kids and elderly people very sick." ???
What?! So 99.9% of Amish are very sick? Is that why they live longer and have less disease?

When a firearm is discharged, most of the energy escapes in the form of compressed gas, the bullet loses some more energy to friction. If a guy who gets shot gets thrown a few feet then the shooter should end up plastered to a building across the street! Going around, shooting people is not nearly as much fun in real life as it is in the digital world or in the movies, don't do it!

That's mealtime for the wolves if he doesn't find his mama before it gets dark, it's just a little lost baby in need of milk and protection.

All those studies that he's talking about are irrelevant since none of them were conducted using natural raw milk, but rather factory processed milk. Besides, study results depend more on who conducted it and who sponsored it then on actual facts. If you can get raw milk and drink it for a couple of months, you'll notice an improvement in your health and in the way you feel, that to me carries more weight then an opinion of a doctor who probably doesn't even know what real milk tastes like.

It's all so fascinating! I'm still wondering though what it would be like to have sex in space

Why is it in "Accidents"? It should be in "Awesome"!!!

#3 No, it's because he consciously looked at the numbers, the numbers are not wrong or right until you look at them!

Wow! Live ammo in training? Never heard of such a thing! That's about as close as you can get to real battle hardening without a real battle with real enemies. I know it's all worth it, considering the line of work these guys are in, but still, I can't help but wonder, how many people get shot and killed in this training.

#5 Not to be very political, but please, just be patient, the Russian army is coming soon to liberate you from your new illegitimate, terrorist government, it's gonna be OK.

Seems they were more than just incredibly talented, but also incredibly motivated by a very real prospect of losing their heads if they messed it up. By the looks of it, the performance was for the emperor's exclusive viewing audience.

An Olympic track bike racer would destroy this competition. They have disproportionally massive legs, compared to the rest of their body and they train for endurance, that none of these guy do.

Ouch is right! Itch? - Not really.

#1 Yeap, none of us have any excuse for not achieving greatness in some form or the other, if we don't it's because we don't really want it, most people prefer mediocrity, easy life vs. a meaningful life.

This is nothing, he should try the Brazilian wax, what a wimp!

I once heard "it's the amperage that kills, not the voltage" on The Mythbusters, stopped watching the show for a week. Then I realized, they didn't mean the output amperage but the amperage passing through the heart or other vitals, plus I really like watching the creative methods of destroying things that they come up with.

That was very good, but I don't think it is a valid demonstration to show how people tend to stubbornly prove their own hypothesis, but rather that people overlook the most simple and obvious solution to a problem when they feel that a problem is challenging one.

Awesome spaghetti bender, gotta get one for one of my Italian friends!

Is that a bottle of vodka in the top left right at the end?

#6 You should get that looked after, normally in a situation like that your floppy drive would turn into a hard drive

I've always found alcoholics to be an interesting bunch, but this one takes it to a whole new level

Orca: These bitches think they can just come here and set up their racket on my block, fuhgeddaboudit!

#2 Not just elbows, if he falls off at 50mph, half of his bones would be exposed to sunlight, I can't imagine that being good for him. I really do like the idea of an electric bicycle though.

She is most definitely the man's daughter! (I guess he just had to make sure)

That's got to be the best day of Ron's life. He won, he didn't get hurt, he became famous, and he got a whole new level of appreciation for just being alive. And did I mention that he won?

Because he doesn't wanna go pro, he is already a pro, and because GoPro makes crappy videos.

Just like singing in the shower, but in a far greater scale.

Who needs replicas? I got real live ones next door!

This looks like some of the food I god in the fridge that I forgot to eat a couple of years ago.

#12 If, as you say you didn't care who can read your "Q", then the experiment says about you, that you don't care who can read your "Q", and that makes you an introvert, if you were an extrovert, you would care how others read your "Q", and that's the whole point. Your comment suggests that you don't give a lot of thought or pay too much attention to what others are trying to communicate to you, and that means you are an extreme introvert, probably an antisocial recluse.

#2 You need 2 P on your forehead, that's how the ancients did it.

The mines are not anti-personal, they are very personal, the correct term is anti-personnel, and there is no way to ban them as long as there are still wars, and there will always be wars as long as there are privately owned central banks raking in insane amounts of cash from wars. Sorry if it depresses you, but it's the reality of the world we live in.

Real ice fishing is much, much more then just catching fish. What these guys are doing has as much in common with ice fishing, as having an orgy with a bunch of hookers has in common with spending a night with a woman you love.

If you'd like to come in, just knock like normal people. Stupid pigs have no manners!

#6 It only works on compulsive buyers, who know nothing about martial arts, fighting or self-defense.

Don't be scared mama, OK, I'll give you a hand... oops!

That's cute, but can they fight?

They are so much like dogs. I'm guessing these ones have not encountered hunters yet.

Hail Satan?

The cat is neutered and the squirrel knows it!

"Well, you gotta do something, I'm filming!" - Flawless logic!

When the woman first opened her mouth I thought for a second that she was burping! That's really cool music though, wish there were subtitles.

#1 Oh yeah they'd get it, as long as they're not too smart or too sober.
#2 You're a genius. (seriously)

This is quite interesting, when I was in school, if we got a hold of alcohol we just drank it. And I don't remember what we did with the iodine, probably because I was drunk.

One look at this soft, fluffy cuteness makes you wanna cuddle it, one look at those claws makes you think again.

MMM, pickled fish, yum!

The most fun way to commit suicide that I've seen so far.

#1 You got hefty?

Yeah, I see many drivers like him, and also the ones frantically changing lanes and getting nowhere. But only for a few seconds before they get very small and disappear in my rear view mirror

I wonder how long you can play in that mercury pool before you inhale a lethal dose.

#6 I suppose you've never been to England. They take a little getting used to, but they're just people, don't be scared of them.

#2 Get rid of the iCrap, it sucks!
http://anubis4rus.deviantart.com/art/Android-fixed-Apple-wallpaper-262364722

It's an American deck of cards but it's a Canadian trick and you still don't know how he did it!

#10 You'd wish you lived in America when they bomb your country.

The dog goes: Does it mean you're breaking up with me?

#1 Good way to get some exercise for sure. Turn camera, turn! I want to take a picture of that blue bird to the left! No the other left! Why aren't you turning?! Oh, you son of a bitch, you made the bird fly away!

Nobody can say that Japanese don't know shit. They sure know their shit, in fact they probably take this shit way to seriously. At least they got their shit down.
No pun intended.
No shit, I mean it!

Holy cow, the cow fell into the hole! How? Very simple - the cow got a little thirsty, found some water at the bottom of the pot, couldn't reach it by sticking the head in, so it pushed the front legs in too but it's not used to standing on two legs, so it lost it's balance and fell into the hole.
The End.
Holy cow!

Prison-Industrial complex is a private multi-billion dollar industry, with lots of money to spend on lobbying(legalized bribery). Don't take it personally, it's just business.

These are the peacekeepers, they keep peace. Handling the instruments of war is not really their thing

Quarter billion pixels?! Seriously?! And this is what you're gonna watch?!

#3 That was close, but not quite. There were 24, not 25 plows, yep, go ahead and count again

This is it! I can quit working now!

Yeah it's pretty bad, but what do you expect from a country where you could rent a preschooler to be used as a sex toy?!

Why convenience store? This guy should go to the hardware store, 'cause he's a real tool!

The guy's lying on the ground, thinking - shit! this is not the same glass as I've been practicing with!

Yeah, lets create more disasters to bring us together in a New World Order.

There is a smart way and a stupid way of doing anything, this is just one example of doing it the smart way, unfortunately most people don't apply their brains and keep doing the same thing the stupid way all their life.

The real criminals are the governments that artificially create crime by passing and upholding anti-drug laws. There could be no Al Capone if it was not for the Prohibition, there could be no Walter White's or Pablo Escobar's without the stupid and evil war on drugs.

Physics and Gravity are a pair of hardhearted, unforgiving bitches!

Feeding animals is not smart, neither is it good.

#3 It's in this video.

The space shuttle program was set to fail from the start, sadly, in the end the obvious safety problems were not even a deciding factor in scrapping the program, NASA just couldn't get enough cash to sustain this fiscal black hole.
#4 - The price we pay for having idiots in charge.

The first collision looked like a nut-shot, ouch!

Looks like the ship crew was not too impressed.

It's planet Uranus (YU-rey-nus) NOT YOUR ANUS, I admit that it would be really funny for the fourth graders.

#2 That's what I was thinking this guy should have done for the demonstration. They should also learn to use spellchecker @ 1:15 "Nets are strong and resuable"? Besides that this is a great product, I might buy one for the kids, when I call them and they don't come right away.

Don't throw banana peels on the floor around this machine!

#3 The two planes were flying together, both full of skydivers so they could do a really nice skydiver formation. Don't worry, I too sometimes comment on a video before watching it

I bet they won't try that again.

The hunter becomes the hunted!

What is that humming sound, it's not from the hummingbird is it?

#8 Modern architects and engineers couldn't even build the replicas of the Great Pyramids with all the resources available today, so I guess whoever built them was smarter then us or they were about 20 meters tall.

#5 Yep, a cancer! You gotta kill them all, I suggest starting with yourself.

He shouldn't have mentioned the Empire State Building, the terrorists might get an idea.

#2 If this thing catch you in the water, it's gonna eat you, so you might as well eat them while you have the chance.

Fake! Just actors doing acting, they're all in on it, David Blaine is no magician.

#4 Thank your government for teaching you this, it will surely protect you from a thermonuclear blast much better then 6 meters of reinforced concrete buried under a 100 meters of dirt, so good night and good luck!

I have a feeling that they're gonna get to use it after all, sadly, it won't help most people but it offers much better protection than New York subway.

I take it there were no army surplus stores back in those days.

#1 Imagine this guy comes up onstage in one of the venues that you do sound for and speaks like that. I'd feel like killing myself until I realize that he's doing it, then I'd be killing him!

#7 Tsinese bamboo vewy stwong, just ask Jackie Chan.

Chernozhopiye debili.

It's good to see they are all wearing their safety harnesses, but I believe it is most effective when used in conjunction with a lanyard that is secured to a rigid anchor point.

#1 I know it looks scary, but it couldn't be much worse, not enough to kill anyways, you can hear the bullet come very slow, and also flattened and deformed from the initial impact (that's why it's making so much noise). On the bright side, it would have hit him, it would determinately leave a scar that would make an awesome party storytelling starter.

I was lucky enough to be dropped on my head when I was a baby, I don't need any of these "helps", I just get disconnected all the time, and yeah, it is awesome. Sometimes I'm gone in front of my friends, and they bring me back, I just wanna tell them, get lost, you ruined my trip!

Can't stand the two fake ass bitches, the only thing I can imaging performing in front of them is maybe some really pissed off gangsta rap. I would probably have to pump them full of hot lead after the song.

Sure is better to burn out than to fade away! You show'em gramps!

To feed 1.3 billion people is a real challenge, can't afford to be too picky about the type of oil you get your rat liver fried in.

If this guy was like some of you pervs watching this, he'd say something like, "Are you sure it's not in you panties? Let me have a look in there."
I probably would.

Looks like the flying vans came out a little early that day.

That's an old joke re-enacted, I heard it 25 years ago and it was old then.
#1 You dirty old man!
#2 That won't work, the two guys are friends, so the stupid bitch is just gonna hand over the dough!

The restaurant owner is a real cool dude, some people would get mad.

The last one is the best, even though I was waiting for Costa Concordia and didn't see it.

They don't tell you the strangest part about the electrons' (also photons) wave/particle duality, that is, an electron is only a particle when you try to observe, measure or in any way interact with it, at all other times it's a wave. If you follow the quantum theory's model to it's logical conclusion, if you turn away from your monitor, there's nothing on the screen, if there's even a monitor screen there at all! You may also like to watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfPeprQ7oGc

Look at that tail, even in slow motion it looks fast. I hear they can shake that rattle at 100Hz - That's a 100 times a second, to me that's even more amazing that the strike!

Ghost in the machine!

A-Maze-Ing!

Out of all the things the dogs tried, sharing is the best.

#3 That's OK, truth was never popular in this world

Freeloader? What do you mean free, it just cost him an arm and a leg!

Wow, I'd never thought something so ugly can be so cute, now I wanna get an ugly dog

#5 because you're on the other side of the earth, so when you look at America, everything looks upside down, the earth's not flat, remember?

So now, what did exactly happen inside my computer when I clicked on this video on Snotr?

Awesome video commercial, now where can I buy one of those? What? No? What was it about then?

If you want a f....g beer, just f....g go and buy it, there's no need to f....g swear, you f....g a..holes!

In all fairness though, kitchen can be a very dangerous place. There is hardly any place that is safe for someone so out of it. Personally, I'm glad that she was so lucky to stay alive long enough to appear in this clip, she must have lived a very sheltered life.

That's some serious drumming, he should probably switch to four times a year though, doing this every month will burn him out, safety first.

Next time he should bring an umbrella.

Just like making stuff with playdough, just keep your little fingers out, kids!

#1 No kidding!
Apparently muscle conditioning and agility is not enough, you need to train your brain and your stomach too.

#2 I'd like to hope that we never ever see wars like that too. Unfortunately the stage is being set for the next world war even at this very moment.

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

- Albert Einstein

#7 You probably are. I can't think of a realistic scenario where a wild animal falls into this canal. There is always that chance, but the odds of that happening are even slimmer than the odds of someone sharing your concern.

@13:47 "it keeps me sane"...
- Are you sure?

The house must have been previously owned by a retired schizophrenic plumber, who tried to be an electrician in between the double doses psychotropic drugs, while slipping in and out of consciousness.

# No, she called it Udo, is your dog's name Cujo?

#2 I'm sorry your life sucks, but if you could just stop being so negative, I'm sure it would get much better. Just give it try, you'll see that I'm right.

#8 Obviously they don't, but as in most countries, people can ship in vehicles from the countries that do, in this case most likely from Japan. Because in Japan people basically throw away cars that are older than 2-3 years, Russians can get cheap Japanese cars in almost brand new condition, particularly in the Russian Far East which is in close proximity to Japan. Another reason I believe this video is from the Far East, is because it is very scarcely populated compared to European part of Russia, and has a thriving Eco-system with abundant wild life that would make such rarely seen human-animal interactions possible.
P.S. The idiot, playing with the bear must be a city-boy. Out in the countryside even the mentally disabled know better.

Just skip to 2:35

Were there's a will - there's a way, not having all the resources only makes the "way" more interesting!
p.s. Where I live, they would have called a crane company and then wait around half a day.

#1 Too fast for you? And you're an average reader you say? I'm below average and I could read it - no problem! Damn, the public education must really be going down the drain these days!

So simple yet so genius! Fight fire with fire - Fight water with water!

What is he puffin? And where is his horn?

Must be in Japan!

Water Beetle: Did you just say "get him a female"? So what do you say, you and I? Well, you know.

Good driving, drifting around the obstacles would wave made it great.

It looks like a goat, but it's stubborn like an ass.

@0:50 Cutting across the safety sticker? Are you sure it's safe?

#2 There are a lot of guys like him on the street, and a lot of better musicians too. Why? - Because the record industry didn't tell the people how good these other musicians are, so the people don't know that they supposed to like them.

The northern lights look absolutely spectacular from up there!

@2:00 She has made herself a Leg-
O.

Watermelon?

Hello?...... Is there are real person on the other end reading this comment?...
Am I real to you?.....

#5 You sound desperately horny.
#3 Funny, that's exactly how I translated it too, and I don't know any Korean.

Tons of respect for the kid, but none for his parents and whoever else took part in this charade.

Where's the blood?!

#5 Yes he does, he uses jack offs like you to do it for him.

Five to six feet? Is that all? I guess the Hollywood was lying to us about all those people in movies that get shot at under twenty feet of water, just can't happen! I love experimental science!

Climate Change? What happened to the Global Warming? This collective amnesia reminds me of Orwell's 1984.

Now lets take the guy bungee jumping, but convince him that he is only jumping into a jacuzzi full of hot chicks.

#2 What are you, a physics police?

Would have been better if the screen face was more diverse to the actual person, like a little child or a female for example.

Very nice, but won't work on my door, it's bent and got a couple of tight spots. Maybe I'll hang a bucket of rocks and make it into a dog guillotine

If comrade Stalin was still alive, this shit would not have happened.... not six times in two years at least. Damn those stupid drunk potato farmers!

My day at work is very similar to that of a Kiva robot, except I get paid a pretty good wage. I just hope my boss doesn't see this video.

More than half of adult orangutans have broken bones.

Now I wanna see the most advanced car vinyl record player!

When virtual reality becomes too real, just imagine what we'll have 10 years from now!

They're not even close to being in the same weight class, that's humiliation plain and simple.

I guess some might use this as proof for reincarnation, but I see a talent of impersonation, but then again maybe the raven is Andy Kaufman...

Nothing destroyed nothing, some minor damage to both the car and the dyno due to improper set-up. Did look pretty spectacular with all the sparks and the banging noise, but the worst of all this is that somebody poo pooed in their pants in front of their friends.

Nah, this is all BULL!

Saturn broke my speakers

It's about time they switch to steel and concrete in bridge building.

Wow! I gotta find that lady so she can teach me to pray just like she did.

Awesome aeronautical engineering design, and such beautiful creatures too. I wanna see some more of that slow motion footage.

I guess that's one way to spend the last day on the job as a night shift security guard.

I take more time to parallel park (without a trailer)

#10 Nah, more like a jackass. No, wait, that's me

Damn! Should have been more friendly with geeks back in school!

#5, #6, #7, #8, #9 - No matter what gun he was using back then, you can get more accurate one today for less money. It's not the gun, it's the man with some mad skills that is truly amazing!

#1 - I think it's because when his shirt raised, the judges saw his jelly belly, they expected a washboard stomach - just not fair, I know!

Pretty good explanation of what money really is, and also of this true weapon of mass destruction (fraudulent reserve banking) Good to know that all my cash will be good for nothing, in case I survive the WW3.

By the time he finished making it, a shipment of them arrived from China in the local "100 Yen Store" (Dollar Store in Japan)

Ha ha, stupid pig!

Apparent beauty is highly subjective and much overrated. I know guys that got wives so ugly, I have to look away when I speak with them, but they really think they got the hottest women on the planet, and I'm not telling them either.

Whoa,that felt like a visual simulation of some mind bending drug

Yes, very clever indeed. I wish some of my co-workers were that clever, maybe I should tell my boss to hire racoons - they are small but don't have to pay them, just let them dig in the garbage.

Was this a new episode of The Three Stooges?

There are a lot more them these 10, and more incredible then these ones too. But they are impossible to explain to people who believe everything they were taught in government schools.

@ 4:30 the man announces that the total weight of the "pyramid" is 900kg (1984 lbs), that's almost a ton!
If I had a friend that strong, I'd call him to help me move and I wouldn't have to get a truck!

I was waiting for a giant shark to snatch the octopus

Wow, my brain feels numb! And I only watched for 2 minutes.

My mother always used to say - "install a bidet before getting a tablet!"

That looks like a dangerous sport, I guess I'll stick to the bedroom golf (you put your club in the hole and leave the balls out)

In case you're wondering what was that, that the driver said, I translate - "Damn it! Those were my favorite pants!"

He most definitely hit the brakes, and hit them hard, right at the moment he lost control of the car. You can see the cars in front slow down,(@ 0:31 ) but he is doesn't pay attention, then he finally "wakes up" sees the gap rapidly closing between himself and the cars in front, panics, hits the brakes and that's all she wrote. Hope he learned something here, 'cause next time may be his last.

In case anybody wondering, the dude broke his ankle but he is OK
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/12/mountain-climber-fall-video-mark-roberts_n_2861050.html?utm_hp_ref=world&ir=World

Was this the string theory experiment? (Sorry I'm sort of stupid)

Slow motion lightning bolt from hell! Fascinating!

Well, obviously this is a comedy - not an action movie, and if you don't find it funny, too bad, Indians don't think Mr.Bean is funny - just an ordinary guy, millions like him in Mumbai.

#2 - From personal experience, beer would make a much better sound. When I am full of beer in the karaoke bar, I sound like a rock star... but in the morning I drink some water and I can't sing anymore

That's all great, but it's nothing compared to what we got inside.

Really nice! But a million dollars? Better hope the neighbors don't start writing letters to the city hall, complaining about the mosquitoes because of all that water

I've heard that success is 10% talent and 90% hard work. I think in his case it's 100% talent and 100% hard work.

I was expecting a paintball from one of the opponents to hit the scope!

Whoa! The shape-shifting aliens left behind one of their pet!

You can't see it in the video because of the glare, but there is a "tank crossing" sign, perfectly normal in Russia.

Is this really Javelin? Maybe we should call it Boomerang

If cars were to become self aware, this video would start the car uprising against humans. Oh yeah, there was a movie about it in the 80's - "Maximum Overdrive"

These guys could also make riding a shopping cart look cool if they wanted to!

Now, this is my kind of ice fishing!

OK, now I'm starting to get ideas, hurry up and call the police before I hurt somebody!

I was hoping for educational video not an infomercial sales pitch.

Looks like he is a physics professor, demonstrating the Doppler effect

I was expecting the deer to kick the guy in the nuts

That was awesome, the mouse must feel that finally he has a purpose, as it joins the ecosystem, having taken his place in the food chain, and becoming one with nature. I am crying the tear of joy for you, little buddy!

This guy is so focused on where he's going, he made it look like he was doing triathlon - dives in, swims across, then goes straight for his bicycle.

#6 There is a simple formula to help you understand this
(real injury) + (real video) = (fake injury fail)

Nice comeback at the end.

You got talent kid, stop destroying your health with McPoison!

Many times I go about my daily routine, and then an idea pops into my head - "I wonder if I can do such and such a stunt", but then I remember a video on Snotr, where some idiot already tried it....
Thank you Snotr for saving my life many, many times!

13:50 - "If you wanna do a squat, you do it like this"
Down here on Earth, I just lie on my couch and do squat.

OK, that's good progress. But how long till I can get an android sex slave

#4 It's a training checkpoint, i.e. the U.S. government is training the citizens to get used to the marshal law, so that when the civil war brakes out the army can quickly round up all the dissidents and put them away into FEMA concentration camps with minimal disturbance in the brainwashed masses. Europeans were successfully disarmed, and trained to be afraid of guns, so there will be no need to use extreme force to enact any new form of government.

Woohoo! I'm on fire, baby! Sssssmokin! ....
Oh shit! I really am on fire! Eject, eject!

It always amazes me, how that different animals that would normally try to kill one another make best friends if you raise them together. I guess it reminds me of my stepbrother and myself (I would've definitely murdered him, had I just met him now for the first time)

There are many faster and easier ways to kill yourself, but their not as fun.

@ 0:44 The woman says in Russian "Quickly, help the man, quickly, quickly..."
@ 0:49 The man replies: "What man?"
I could have that same attitude towards someone like him - what man? ... but I hope I never will!

Looked pretty good, right up to the moment when when it started to look pretty bad.

Normally the guard dog would be chained to it's dog house for safety reasons.

Fake! This is a practical joke, stupidity like that just doesn't exist in the real world, not even in America... sorry to ruin your Ameri-phobia wet dream.

I am born and raise in Russia, and I love that country. Russia's only problem is that it's full of Russians, and that's why I am not going back... ever!

This is an inverted steel pan, so it must be the place on the planet, exactly opposite to Jamaica

His bike only looks like a road bike, it's definitely had a lot of work put into to be able to withstand any of that.

I new it was a snake charmer right away, but I thought it was a different type of snake, that he was charming

The guy is not rich or famous, he doesn't have the good looks, charisma or talent, but he has his dignity. And although I personally don't even like him, I do respect him. It takes balls to say what you think at the right moment.

I guess he got outsmarted by a hammer

When somebody's eating you, the polite thing to do is to eat them right back!

It's a good thing the bombs that are prepared for WW3 are equipped with 100% reliable detonators... good for our great grandchildren that is, not so good for us

Made my head spin, just watching it

A lightning hit a tree in the background - that's what happened, and a chunk of the tree flying off, I am not so sure it was enough to kill a man, but it would definitely cause serious trauma.

It's a miracle! He can walk, he is healed!

Must be a really old video - nowadays he'd get maced, tasered and then beaten within an inch of his life.

That is both really cool and really disgusting.

It seems that his bone strength almost make up for his mental deficiency

I'm from Canada and that's how they cross the street here too.

In Poland they think that the co-driver is just there to balance the weight of the car and open the beers for the driver

This kid can multitask! WOW, must be an American!!

LOL, he didn't know he was scared until his mother asked "are you scared?"

#3 That's because they're all friends, if you were there - he'd kill you dead, swap your arms with legs, cut off your privates and lay them on your face, open a beer and urinate on your still warm corpse!

See that guy at 0:45 pull the ear-bud out, thinking - "what is that strange sound? I can't explain, but it makes me all tingly inside"

Nice glasses, I'm waiting for the brain interface chip though.

I know these guys! I'm gonna ask them why they edited out their partner who shot himself in groin

You see, when the head is not right - the whole body suffers

It's OK, #3 no one can SEE your accent when you're typing.

Just wait until his father finds out why he's doing "homework" 5-6 hours a day and still only getting C- on a test!

That was a Russian James Bond

Someone should make an app for i-phone that records your aha's and yes dear's and plays it back in a loop. There's plenty looser who'd buy that.

This guy has a PhD in laughter, a he could't get me to lough... what's wrong with me?!

Nice kitty, nice, now promise you're not gonna eat me when you grow up.

Looks like just another day in the office.

Please no sexual remarks in the comments? I guess no comment then

He got a pat down from two guards, they couldn't believe the crazy guy had no gun - doesn't he know how dangerous suitcase travel is?

Cracked pepper? He's lucky he didn't get cracked scull!

What's truly amazing is that the dogs didn't howl.

Revenge of the nerds!

2:10 Excuse me ma'am, for this to work you need to opin the lid and pull down your pants.