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2. DrPing 7 days ago on video I KNOW THAT VOICE
NICE! There is a great British show Adam and Joes American Animation Adventure (its a mockumentary format) where they follow and sort of punk John DiMaggio (the Bender voice). Pretty funny stuff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebVtYN_ZohI&feature=relmfu
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4. DrPing 28 days ago on video Nutshot Compilation
reminds me of this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A
Seems like we're already living in Idiocracy 
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5. DrPing 46 days ago on video See around corners using ultrafast time-of-flight imaging
coming to iPhone 10...
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6. DrPing 87 days ago on video PORCELAIN UNICORN
If only they used real German actors... That accent kills it for me. Nice little story though.
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7. DrPing 130 days ago on video Nuit Blanche
Wow, can't believe I get to see this...This was actually made by a friend of mine and I remember when they started shooting this 6 years ago in filmschool... Well worth the wait, I guess.
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9. DrPing 137 days ago on video Ski Crash Compilation
#4 Swiss music/porn/commercials generally are... ;-)
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10. DrPing 151 days ago on video Kepler Finds Double-Sun System
Wow this is really badly edited. Ever heard of cutaways?
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11. DrPing 155 days ago on video somersaults and people stacking - acrobatic act
I love Lenny Kravitz's look at the end: "Like What ze F*KK?
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12. DrPing 158 days ago on video Flying rhinos.
Very nice but does anyone ask the rhinos if they wanna move that far? I mean what if they left the kettle on or just finished their last mortgage payment and now have to start from scratch. Not to mention the dating scene must be terrible wherever they're leaving them...
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14. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 185 days ago on video Static Dog
I'm sure the dog love the static shocks he's getting from this. That's why he doesn't dare to get off the chair...
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15. DrPing 185 days ago on video Helicopter landing on moving ship!
The guy with the flags must have felt save with those blades coming closer and closer to him...
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16. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 198 days ago on video Fail Compilation October 2011
Guys with the Ranch-sauce: Hands down funniest moment... thumb up if you agree.
Most otherstuff: seen before, just painful.
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17. DrPing 210 days ago on video French exercise
I hate those fake flashmob ads...At least make the effort and stage a real event...
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18. DrPing 215 days ago on video This wedding proposal puts all others to shame
#6 Yeah, not sure if she really wanted to get married... He kinda beat the YES out of her. I guess he had the camera ready to increase the pressure. Smart move. Kinda like doing it during halftime at a stadium, only without the audience. She was so gobsmacked she just went with the flow... Now she's married, cleaning his underwear. Smart move...
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19. DrPing 224 days ago on video Ride the bowl with a Vespa
COME ON! Why is everyone hatin? A bit francphobic are we? Apart from the music, it's a pretty cool vid! Do you guys know how heavy those vespas are? They're not designed for jumping like a motocross bikes and this guy mastered his driving with this oddly shaped vehicle to the point of not falling once while riding and jumping down a skateboard bowl... Not sure what else you expected if you bothered reading the title! #6 I think you kind of have weird way of looking at a vespa SKATING video. You think anyone who hangs around kids is a pedophile? Ever been to a kindergarten? Anyway, I think it's a solid video if you listen to your own soundtrack! I could never pull off any of those tricks and it sure will generate some quality fail-video-imitations of this clip.
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20. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 239 days ago on video Fantastic helicopter show
because it's propaganda.
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21. DrPing 245 days ago on video Stuxnet : The Real Deal
The real question is WHO made this video and WHY. Seems like they're trying to scare us.
Almost looks like a commercial for Obama's plan to have us all have to use our real identities in order to go online.
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/04/obama-online-security/
How come there are so many security breaches and hacking incidents in the media these days? None of which actually cause any harm (PSN, Sony etc.) but basically frame un-identified hackers as a threat to society.
Almost feels like they're looking for a new enemy after OBL is off the radar.
The internet has really become the last bastion of free speech and is therefore
the main threat to the ruling classes and politicians.
I guess lets all panic and give up our anonymity...right? 
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22. DrPing 260 days ago on video Kia Picanto nail art animation
I don't think they did it the way they say they did. The nails look hella-fake on those fingers and the other hand looks photoshopped in as well.They only really show us 5 nails being actually painted and then some twats sitting at a desk and random stats. 1200 bottles of nail polish? Come on! like 500 were for the agency exec's wife and the rest was fed to baby sea turtles while laughing their asses of after getting high on some CC. Those nails were not on those fingers. They were photoshopped in to save money. After all: It's a Kia. I rest my case and stand behind my theory (especially the bit about sea-turtles).
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23. DrPing 262 days ago on video Fox News Shepards Smith Blooper
You can tell what's on his mind...
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24. DrPing 263 days ago on video Hair on fire
"Head in the sink! Head in the sink!" And he puts it in the toilet bowl, as seen on Home Alone...Classy.
I bet that's the real reason he's crying...out of embarrassment.
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26. DrPing 285 days ago on video Validation
#5 There is this thing with writing at the end many films called: Credits. That's where they tell you who was involved in the making of the movie you just watched... You may have missed it if you don't work in film and/or don't care.
In your case I will take that strenuous task of your hands and just tell you:
TJ Thyne
The sitcom... well I could tell you about google but any 
can figure that out...
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27. DrPing 285 days ago on video Choosing Your Landing Spot FAIL
Wasn't there a rule on snotr, that we shouldn't post FAILBLOG VIDEOS!?
I liked that rule. This is an old video anyway and with all the shitty watermarks and compression REALLY NOT Snotr-worthy...
RIGHT?!
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28. DrPing 292 days ago on video Playing Chicken with a Crocodile
How is that playing chicken? Shouldn't they be moving towards each other at highspeed until one of them avoids impact? This video should just be called "Feeding a Crocodile" hence there really is no chicken involved. Apart from the bait maybe...
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29. DrPing 319 days ago on video How To Peel A Pineapple
#10 Maybe you should not trust your "feeling" for languages so much and actually LEARN a language. According to the source video this is Thailand and not South America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GViaOUTC3rY
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31. DrPing 333 days ago on video Modern Warfare: Frozen Crossing Alpha (Frozen Battle Scene)
This is the original video that these guys tried to mimick: http://www.snotr.com/video/6361/Clowns_vs_Police
and this is how it's made:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teoSDTJDjF4
basically you need people who can stand very still...oh and a motion control rig... 
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32. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 350 days ago on video Goodmorning
#11 Yes, exactly as you are saying: This video is suppose to scare YOU. Not the guy in bed.
The guy "sleeping" would see them in the room. The camera guy is def not under the bed as you are implying. If this wasn't a setup to fool US they would have just hidden the camera to make sure the guy doesn't notice anything...
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33. DrPing 350 days ago on video Goodmorning
#9 I agree. Also: how did he not see the camera guy standing at the end of the bed in daylight?
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35. DrPing 1 year ago on video Freestyle Backyard Skiing
#1 Judging by the guys name and the houses in the background I would guess Germany or Austria... I grew up in the area
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36. DrPing 1 year ago on video How It's Made: Contact Lenses
Seriously, this guy is the cheesiest host EVER. Might as well have a do that job.
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37. DrPing 1 year ago on video The Germans are going crazy on advertising
#1 and #5 It's not a real spot. It's a spec spot, made by either film students and/or people with too much time on their hands.
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38. DrPing 2 years ago on video Old school Fail
WOW They got Phillip Seymour Hoffman for this piece of shit ad...
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39. DrPing 2 years ago on video How to humiliate someone in Modern Warfare 2
#14 It's the easiest gun to use in COD. High rate of fire + High damage. You don't have to be good at the game to get lots of kills. It's kind of a noob gun...
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40. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 2 years ago on video Why women shouldn't play soccer
This could also be called " Why women should play soccer" or football for that matter...
I find this weirdly entertaining...
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41. DrPing 2 years ago on video Body scanner
#8 That's exactly what I thought: they getting us used to raising our arms like criminals. WTF!? They could have just made so you extend your arms
all the way but instead you're standing there ready to get tased. So fed up. It's the subtle things like that, that make this a device to literally turn us all into terrorists.
#21 Though I don't agree with your sweeping statement about muslims, the thing with the "ass-bomb" has already been used in a failed assassination (never mind the pun) against the president of Jemen. Not on a plane though...
Scary shit...
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42. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 2 years ago on video Best ever wedding entrance dance
#6 Dude. the person who posted this is neither the person who made the video nor the person getting married.
PLUS: ever thought about changing ur user name? It doesn't seem to fit very well.
Hated the song. not to crazy about the dancing...nice idea I guess.
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43. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 3 years ago on video Hair hat man
#(removed comment) yeah is that guy on a baby-potty? So odd...
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44. DrPing 3 years ago on video Pedicab operator + taxi driver fight
Fucking hate NY Cabdrivers! I ride my bike everywhere I go and they just cut off on their left turns even if they see you.
I give them hell though. Worst swearing I have ever done to anyone, was to a NY cabdriver and he tried to run me over afterwards.
There is only on kind of people that I despise more that the simple cab driver: the pedicab drivers.
Now we have these beautiful bikelanes and these assholes block them with their slow ass gay looking pedicabs.
I guess what I'm saying is that I loved this video. I wish I was there to kick both their assess for holding up the traffic to satisfy their Egos.
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45. DrPing 3 years ago on video Proof of no God
#(removed comment) lol #(removed comment) LOL #(removed comment) I'm sorry but this is an adult website.
You can watch some fairytales on the Disney/History Channel.
This video refers to and makes fun of, you know, SCIENCE...
Just to blow your mind a little bit more:
http://www.snotr.com/video/1974
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46. DrPing 3 years ago on video Barack Obama's consistent smile
#13 I think murdoc was being sarcastic... after all he is murdoc 
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47. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 3 years ago on video Instant Karma
Well #7 maybe because it wasn't real. Such a set up...
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48. DrPing 3 years ago on video Gotcha!
Just to set things straight: A quick lesson in German
A Schnitzel is a breaded, thinly flattened and fried piece of different meats (veal, pork, chicken etc) however the original Wiener Schnitzel should be made with veal and it extra thin and lean with a thin batter and is served with
potato salad and light gurken salad.
A Wiener can also be a sausage however in this contexts it refers to the City of Vienna in German "Wien",
so basically a Wiener Schnitzel is a Schnitzel in Vienna style using veal instead of pork.
A Wiener can also be a person from Vienna so to callsome one a Wiener doesn't really refer to the sausage
or the Schnitzel.
However you can call someone a Schnitzel which basically means the same thing.
Also the reference to a Wiener having a sexual inuendo is not accurate in German.
So to say " I WANT TO PUT MY WIENER IN YOUR SCHNITZEL" won't get you anywhere.
Have fun.
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51. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 3 years ago on video Amazing accidents
Snotr: The ultimate place for great slideshows
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52. DrPing 3 years ago on video Porsche Magnet
worst spec-spot ever. concept, execution, music... meh.
The car is pretty dope though.
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54. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 3 years ago on video The best funny moments in sports
These people all went into their sport in knowledge about the risks involved so I think since it's voluntary exposure to danger it's fine to laugh at them. What I don't get is videos like Faces of Death etc...
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55. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 3 years ago on video Afraid of little spiders ?
Yuri and asdfas, if you gonna be Metallics little bitches at least quote his wise words properly:
You forgot the stupid Halo-smiley at the end... so sad.
For a while I thought there is a last bit of life in you guys but I was wrong:
At least write INTERESTING comments. But just to copy someone else's lame joke, that's just not on.
I bet you all to the same "university"... for treatment.
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56. DrPing 3 years ago on video Ninja Bear!
I guess nuclear radiation DOES speed up evolution! Maybe that's what some countries are missing right now...
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57. DrPing 3 years ago on video 25 Things I hate about Facebook
Well I guess he's not so far off afterall! HOWEVER: For someone who hates Facebook so much, he spend a lot of time, money and energy into making a film that will eventually help Facebook. They'll make some changes and he'll be on it even longer than he seems to be right now.
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58. DrPing 3 years ago on video Nike - Fate
I'm no American but from what I understand from reading about this ad, the two guys are famous NFL players called LT & Polamalu and the story and title of the spot is about fate of two people sharing the same passion, almost portrayed as the same person. They bumb into eachother one day and recognise eachother's talent and passion in a sportmanlike way.
I particularly like the shots of the kids falling into the bed (as wrong as that may sound) at the end because it kind of shows both their passion to essentially beating up their bodies for fun.Its a very cool subtle little element but quite easy to identify with for many people I think. Also in that shot the kids look more like girls, but the guy in the car would be a very manly chick...whatever you're into #(removed comment)...
Anyhow the song can be downloaded here:
http://www.morgenutgaven.com/2008/10/dagens-lat-ecstacy-of-gold-remix/
And I'm not dutch either so don't ask me about how to do it. I'm on a mac and had to use "speed download"... enjoy.
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59. DrPing 3 years ago on video Worst pickup line ever
#2 I'm here because I enjoy the quality time I have come to get used to around here.
They do call themselves the ultimate site for great videos and this video is nothing but a advertisement for some dudes website based on a one-line joke. Most of the videos on here are the best and I love snotr for every thing it has given to me, my family and my country.
Hail thy Snotr for thou art totally tits.
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61. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 3 years ago on video Animal sneak attacks
#(removed comment) I think so too. it was def funnier the first time...
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63. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 3 years ago on video The Credit Crisis visualized
www.iousathemovie.com/ This is a very interesting 30-min bytesized version of the documentary I.O.U.S.A. which discusses similar issues but with the State in mind as well. great animation and similarily easy to understand...
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64. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 3 years ago on video Designing the stop sign
Why are they pretending to be american and use Toronto Street-shots?
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65. DrPing 3 years ago on video White House's last Barney Christmas video
I bet it's edited on a PC. ...fuckin hell this is at least $50k of taxpayers money well spent.
Really shows the bright side of Bush's time as president: It was all a big, fake, elaborate mindless joke. It just wasn't funny.
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67. DrPing 3 years ago on video Top 10 Baddest Bad Guys
Not a bad list but all kids/teen movies to me.
What about:
Stanfield (Gary Oldman) from Leon/The Professional
Col Kurtz from Apolcalypse now
Vigo from Ghostbusters II
The guys from the Original Austrian Funny Games
T-1000
Joe Pescis Character in Goodfellas
The list goes on.
I guess they're not super enough to be super-villains but they sure would kick the
asses of all one of those lightening shooting pansies in that list.
Biff is cool though. I can see that... ;-)
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69. DrPing 4 years ago on video Giant urban beach ball
Now that's what I call the REAL spinning beachball of death... Looks like a Mac convention
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70. DrPing 4 years ago on video Pie to the face
11# Thats interesting because all of my American friends use the term redneck to describe white, in-bread and racist country folk of low education, bad dental condition and worse body odor. I'm European and I guess I don't have to clarify what you are, especially when looking at your username.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=redneck
Either way I can see what u mean by seeing rednecks as the nicest people I would ever meet. I'm from the countryside too and most rural folk are rather helpful and friendly as long as you match their language and skin color. And that's pretty much where my respect for rednecks ends. When you live in bubble from which u can only escape by going to war to kill some other simple rural folk on the other side of the planet in the name of god and end up calling that patriotism, I tend to see that as a extremely narrowminded, closed off and heartless state of mind.
Then all the sugar-coating of fake friendliness simply doesn't cut it anymore. I do respect people in uniform and the reasons why THEY go to war.
I just despise the real reasons, usually being purely economic and/or religious.
No life is worth sacrificing for $ and/or "heaven". heaven is right here on earth.
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71. DrPing 4 years ago on video Pie to the face
#(removed comment) please go back to liveleak.com or where ever you came from. Not Everything in live has to be related to counter Strike, Battlefield 2 or Call of Duty... There is a time and a place for this kind of redneck-knucklehead-banter and it's called puberty. Btw I would totally noobtube that hole or maybe call in an airstrike but that's just me....
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72. DrPing 4 years ago on video Bestman screws up
the best part is when the bestman wakes up from his day dream... priceless!
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74. DrPing 4 years ago on video Amazing river surfing
Go Munich, it;s your birthday! (850 years)
This is the Eisbach river in my hometown! This water comes straight
from the glaciers in the alps (hence the name) and it runs undergound
through a tunnel system through the city only to fly out at high pressure at this
opening of the English garden (which is on of the largest inner city parks in the world).
btw the sign says: Surfing and bathing is forbidden!" Nice try at translating though!
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75. DrPing 4 years ago on video Anti-gravity
on a string. see how its always on the same level on the screen...
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76. DrPing 4 years ago on video How to create a parking spot
nah I see that here in NYC all the time.
People just don't care...
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77. DrPing 4 years ago on video Really embarrasing speech
yo aliquantulus i thought you moderators are suppose to encourage comments not complain about them.. more comments=more traffic
But I guess it worked... I commented...
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79. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 4 years ago on video High speed skateboarding
meh.
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80. DrPing 4 years ago on video Four kittens playing with a soda box
C'MON COCA COLA! IS THAT THE BEST VIRAL YOU CAN COME UP WITH!
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82. DrPing 4 years ago on video Halo triple kill
SHIT IS THIS YOUTUBE OR SOMETHING?! KEEP THIS CRAP AWAY!
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84. DrPing 4 years ago on video Are men better than women?
I doubt any of the posters disagreeing with him are male and heterosexual...
HOWEVER, he is overdoing it slightly and he generalizes. makes him sound irrational
like the bitches he's dissing... Also there are bad apples on both teams: I think there are still like at least
40% truly decent girls out with maybe 10% hotties amongst them
gentlemen, the hunt is on.
btw: me = male
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86. DrPing 4 years ago on video Bride gone crazy
http://nj.org/tv/wedding_bloopers.html
It's not real. now it's not funny. it's terrible.
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87. DrPing 4 years ago on video Cat loves to be spanked
the question remains how this guy found out that his cat is in SM....
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89. DrPing 4 years ago on video Demolishing a building with style
yeah why didn't they do that on 9/11. would have been way cooler...
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91. Comment rated too low. Show this comment DrPing 4 years ago on video Some of the luckiest people alive
Dude... this is so 2006. you got that off liveleak right?
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92. DrPing 4 years ago on video Scala & Kolacny Brothers - Can't Get You out of My Head
s1lent, you're so right about keeping this kind of sadness off snotr...
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1. DrPing 4 days ago on video Peugeot RCZ - Mood Paint Demonstration
Fake!?! I think her title gave it away to easily! NO WAY that girl is head of innovation...Too young and too cute ;-)