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0 1. Judge-Jake commented 11 hours ago on video Varese Construction Crane Collapse

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
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+2 2. Judge-Jake commented 11 hours ago on video Police stopped the fled car using spike strip

#4 Good point but this was so slick the driver wouldn't have had time to swerve.
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0 3. Judge-Jake commented 11 hours ago on video Drone Diving

#4 Do you think
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0 4. Judge-Jake commented 11 hours ago on video Emergence Lab - Thomas Medicus

#1 Anyone whose listening O:)<3
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+5 5. Judge-Jake commented 11 hours ago on video When cooking goes wrong!

That's kinda awful, what's going to happen to those poor little chicks with the burnt toes. turn the fecking heat down at least :(<3
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0 6. Judge-Jake commented 11 hours ago on video 100 People Seductively Eat a Banana

Some of those people have eaten a banana before.

#6 You have so obviously only ever eaten a banana. :D

#4 Just the first sentence right? 8-)
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0 7. Judge-Jake commented 11 hours ago on video A warm welcome

What an amazing relationship between man and beast, very lucky guy, I'm very envious. O:)
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+1 8. Judge-Jake commented 1 day ago on video Varese Construction Crane Collapse

Lot's oh "Oh shite there goes my bonus's" and one of "Oh shite it's my job to make the call" :D
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+2 9. Judge-Jake commented 1 day ago on video Emergence Lab - Thomas Medicus

Really cool I like, if you want to know what to get me for Christmas? A Lamborghini please not this! :D
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+4 10. Judge-Jake commented 1 day ago on video Drone Diving

Wouldn't it have been easier to just find a taller tower and cut out the Drone altogether O:)
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+4 11. Judge-Jake commented 1 day ago on video Police stopped the fled car using spike strip

Split second spiking. :D
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+1 12. Judge-Jake commented 1 day ago on video One of these sh***y days

And to think you can't give those sets away these days, get back then it was "Oh NO! major breakage aaahhh" Do you think that just perhaps he wasn't the usual driver? :D
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+1 13. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video How To Cook A Cheap Steak Vs. An Expensive Steak

It bothered me for a long time, I'd never been much of a red meat eater but did eat a lot of chicken. So it was actually quite an easy step to switch from chicken to Quorn. There is a lot of evidence that too much red meat is bad for you and increases your risk of certain cancers and heart disease. It's much like being an atheist getting rid of the baggage of life that is unnecessary sets you free. Not eating meat just makes you feel better about yourself in the world and removes the guilt you carry if it bothers you. I couldn't kill anything either. I have been known to rescue drowning insects. <3
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+1 14. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video This is the World’s Most Expensive Spice

#5 I can imagine you would be. But next time you see her say ThistleBum it could have been worse especially with you having those yellow legs an all. :D
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0 15. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video How To Cook A Cheap Steak Vs. An Expensive Steak

#8 I'm a Pescetarian have been for several years now. I eat mainly Quorn these days, No red meat, no chicken. If you won't kill it you shouldn't eat it! that's my philosophy <3
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0 16. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video "Grande" - Surf Clip

#2 I disagree
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0 17. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Somewhere in Asia

Perhaps his top half is exactly as he want's it. O:)
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0 18. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Sharp eyes

Neat and clever I like it. O:)
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0 19. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Rare Triplets Born With Same Genetic Condition Undergo Successful Skull Surgery

And they won't remember any of it.
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0 20. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video What if scientists were as famous as starlets ?

#6 Not sure if you should be talking about her like that lol O:)
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0 21. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video NASA: Cassini's First Fantastic Dive Past Saturn

They are not great though are they. I mean if these were your wedding video you be negotiating a discount. ;)
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0 22. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Such is life in Latvia

I've said it before and I'll say it again. This is another reason why you don't rent to students. :D
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0 23. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video The poor man's selfie drone

Phew!!!!!!!!!!!
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0 24. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video FORTY builders pile out of six seater van

#7 Is that for the fart follow through's :D
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0 25. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Pikachu The Bugie does Star wars.

Okay okay get the cage cover:x
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0 26. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Lizard running on wood

Greased lightening
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0 27. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Guy takes thumb trick to a whole new level

I showed this to my youngest daughter, she didn't even look up from changing her babies nappy. :D.
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+1 28. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Bob Semple Tank

Looks like the Dalek Mothership. :D
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0 29. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Big Baby !

Sure is a beautiful creature. Amazing to think that more people are killed by the grown up version every year than by any other animal. :squirrel:
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+2 30. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Baby Elephant Bathing "Double trouble"

It's the getting in that he likes more than the being in. Wonderful creature!! <3
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+2 31. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Bear on the bikepark in Slovakia

#1 Hey Hey you might be in breach of copyright Buddy. I do the long drawn out comments. I think you have a bear bottomed cheek, everyone thinks that, half furry arse :D
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+1 32. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Buy my Vitara

The ad cost more than the car. :D
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+1 33. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video This is the World’s Most Expensive Spice

I've got fecking Saffron growing all over my garden, can't get rid of the fecking stuff, bloody pest! Every time I go out to sunbath I come in with a yellow back and willy................................my next door neighbor has some in his garden too.

Willy and his wife only moved in last year and now all the time in the village moan moan moan in the pub, that's all people talk about, fecking Saffron. Nobody wears socks anymore because everyone has yellow legs. I've been looking for a week killer for Saffron but no! it's not on any of the packets, Nettles, Japanese knotweed, Vietnamese killer flytraps yes but you won't find Saffron on any of the commercially available weed killers out there. It's a yellow plague I tell you. 8-)
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-1 34. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video How To Cook A Cheap Steak Vs. An Expensive Steak

At last at least half a video about Suxi. :D

I have to say as a Pescetarian all I see on this video are large chunks of a dead cow which I don't find appertising in the least. :O
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+2 35. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Why It's Almost Impossible to Run a Two-Hour Marathon

I ran for a bus once...damm bus wasn't the one i wanted and took me 247 miles in the wrong direction before I noticed. O:)
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0 36. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video North Sea Big Wave

I watched this on full screen with my table fan on and a fish landed on my keyboard think it was a Coddock. :D
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+1 37. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Truck driver rescues motorcyclist after scary crash in Jiangxi Province in China

#2 Or this was China and nobody really gave a monkeys crap:S
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+3 38. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video The Best of Bad Acting

#2 I kinda want to watch all of them! How the feck did any of them get made? :D
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+1 39. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Puppy overcomes arachnophobia with giant robot spider

#2 Ah thank you Thunders, trust you are well, happy and satisfied <3
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+1 40. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Rome 2000 years ago

I thought he meant the UK certainly in the 70's :(
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0 41. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video King's College Choir announces major change

Love it lol.O:)
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+1 42. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video FEAR PONG

This would be a Great Game for Snotr, Ok I'll start.....Yes straight in, first time, what a fluke, ok I'll read it for you....Oh dear erm Okay you gotta go up to your boss right now and say "You sad mother fecker, if we weren't at work right now, I'd kick your sorry ass" then run around in a circle for thirty seconds tweeting like a bird, sit down and shout "It's Okay I'm menstruating" if you're a guy say it anyway. :D
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+3 43. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video The gunfighter

Definitely been on before but came across it on a porn channel and thought yep worth a replay. "Said JJ" "No I didnt :D
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+3 44. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Puppy overcomes arachnophobia with giant robot spider

So the next time a tarantula strolls past this dog, rather than leave it alone it will likely go over to it, pick it up, get bitten and die. Wonderful training:S yes I'm back<3
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-1 45. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video Squirrel plays with dogs

#6 Sounds to me that you are suggesting a financial transaction for the continuation of the species on your part there Beemi. Lets hope you don't have a bad month. :(|)

Clever squirrel :squirrel: getting those dogs out of breath a little before making its way back to it's tree. ;)
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0 46. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video Sneezing Chicken

#7 HEY NO NAKED CHICKEN PHOTO LINKS!!! What are you a poultryophile :D
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+1 47. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video Real-life Lassie

#3 Doesn't he have an overall weight? :D
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-2 48. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video Red Octopus disappears down a wormhole

#2 Oh so Snotr is not octopus friendly now is it? No wonder we are losing numbers, We should welcome all Dogs creatures. O:)
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-1 49. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video Sneezing Chicken

Being as you may know a bit of a Hen expert as I was one. This is not a sneeze its a regular hen call. :squirrel:
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+1 50. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video Fin-tastic fun

#1 Totally agree, I would prefer to see it in the ocean. <3

#2 Yes the look the dolphin gave the child when he threw the ball into the pool, the first time, said it all. It was some thing like 'You little shite' only in dolphin. :D
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0 51. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video A 750-Year-Old Secret: See How Soy Sauce Is Still Made Today

Quite similar to how I make it, only I take a little time and care over it, you shouldn't rush these things. O:)
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+3 52. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video Real-life Lassie

Great story, she must have trusted her rescuers to have led them there, bless her. :)
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+4 53. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video How to change a light buld

This is probably a stupid idea but wouldn't it have made sense when spending all the money that one of these towers cost, to have built in a tool kit near the top. and a little book to state who was up there last so you blame them for the missing spanner. 8-)
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0 54. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Trouble with the steering wheel

I bet one of the road wheels doesn't go round. 8-)
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+1 55. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video The Kitty Hawk

I'm taking it that five of you are behind me at the order station lol. :D
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+1 56. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video A Solar Eruption in 5 Steps

#2 Don't worry about it I probably posted three that week and none of them have been shown. O:)
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0 57. Judge-Jake commented 14 days ago on video FD contest

Press the x5 button the future is looking bleak 8-)
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-2 58. Judge-Jake commented 14 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)

#14 Keep looking in nothing's happening though. <3

#3 This isn't your video primtech we won it fare and square in a game of Russian roulette from the last girl who claimed she owned it. Now nick off back to youtube...:(|)::(|)

On the subject of new video's for Snotr is there no one else who is able to put them up Geekster? We all have great sympathy for you and your Mums health issue (probably apart from Mrs primtech) but if Snotr doesn't keep putting new video's up people will stop using it and it be finished. As I suggested before could you not simply put up a random selection of video's from a few years ago we get repeats anyway so no one would notice. I notice the classic video of the day still changes so can't you press the x5 button? JJ<3
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-1 59. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)

#9 It was indeed, but I was watching my country tieing itself into yet another knot over politics. What a fecking mess we have woken up to to this morning!!!!!!!!!!
It could be worse though we could have your monkey in charge. :(|)
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+2 60. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)

#3 Thirded <3
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+1 61. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video What Happens In One Minute?

#3 Gotta cram them in quickly when you've only got a minute.O:)
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+6 62. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Chinese firefighters' crazy jump rope skills

#1 There are jobs out there you know Beemi. 8-)
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+7 63. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video The reason you should always mark your vehicle's drive shaft before disassembling it.

Someone's going to need a new credit card. :D

Remember guys the driven member needs to be at a constant speed :D
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0 64. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Creating The Never-Ending Bloom

Again it's been on before but nice to see it again.
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0 65. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Sir Nicholas Winton - BBC Programme "That's Life" aired in 1988

#14 It's taken me three years to read your comment but you're a knob too :O
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+2 66. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video "House Of the Rising Sun" - Musical Tesla Coils + Randomness

This is what you would get if you stripped two Daleks and made them sing at gunpoint:D
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+1 67. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video How marbles are made

This has definitely been on Snotr before I remember submitting it years ago. Also this can't be how they make all marbles otherwise you wouldn't get a bag full for a quid >:)
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+2 68. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video What Happens In One Minute?

#1 I just knew it would be you who counted them ::(|)

So every minute 108 people die (1.8 every second) and 258 babies are born (4.3 every second) We need to keep an eye on that. :O I wonder if it's the same 83.300 people having sex all the time? and I also wonder how long they are spending having sex and at what point during that minute other people are joining in. 8-) And the thing I wonder most of all is how do they know? and who are they? and where are the camera's? 8-)
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0 69. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Willie the dog

Well it's unlikely he could sniff his own, only a few of us are that lucky. :D But if Shane was a bit blind he could probably just sniff any part of his willy to recognize him. 8-)
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+3 70. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video Blindfolded Pianist AMAZES People On Omegle!!

#3 Another piece of technology that passed me by. <3
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0 71. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video There's Something for Everyone at the World's Largest Library

I would like to take the Stradivarius out for three weeks here's my library card. :D
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+6 73. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video Blindfolded Pianist AMAZES People On Omegle!!

#1 Yeah me too, the only problem I have is putting the blindfold on too soon and then forgetting where I left the guitar. :D What the feck is Omegle?
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+2 74. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Robber Does Some Stretching Before Robbing A Dunkin Donuts

#2 Yeah I get those, especially if I eat donuts :(|)
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+3 75. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Willie the dog

It's a good job Shane could recognize his dog otherwise he might have needed to sniff his Willie >:)
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+4 76. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video The Impossible Dove Tail Box

I think I would have taken a hammer and chisel to it long before an hour had passed. :D
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+3 77. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Colours

I am colour blind or color blind according to snotr's spell checker (Damm Yankee spell checker). I have the classic red green issue and took the test for these correction glasses but the online result was that they would not work for me! Why I don't know... I have always wondered what I am missing, as when I am out in the country everything still looks wonderful to me, so I remain frustrated has to how much more more wonderful everything actually is. O:)
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0 78. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Helucinagenic video (Not recommended for migraine sufferers)

#2 It was you I thought of when I put the Migraine warning message on the description, it wasn't on the original. I've mentioned before that I too get them but seldom, but I did think this would be just the kind thing to trigger an attack, I took the risk and was okay but I didn't want to spoil your day. :)

#1 Probably Waynes O:)
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0 79. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Ultimate Workout Fails Compilation | FailArmy's Ode to New Year's Resolutions.

#4 Yeah it tastes a little internal cheesy ....................apparently <3
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-1 80. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Playing dirty!

#11 No sorry Thunders there was a rumour going around a few weeks ago when you didn't comment for a while that you had gone for an ear operation was that not the case?

#13 DennyBoyo you lost the elephant lugs ages ago, I'm not as senile as you might think. What I can't understand is why you are now a little girl?:O
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+1 81. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Changing a light bulb

Imagine getting to the top and finding you needed an Edison screw in and you only had a bayonet. :D

I watched this in full screen with my table fan blowing. When he reached the top I recreated the scene from the last guy on the Workout fails. :S

#4 I've check the register and there are no 1500 foot gay tower climbers. <3
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+2 82. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Ultimate Workout Fails Compilation | FailArmy's Ode to New Year's Resolutions.

The last guy was definitely bring up internal toe juice. 8-)
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+2 83. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Monkey riding a wild boar - Best chase ever

Next event Monkey Bull fighting :O Great song by Robbie Williams :D
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+5 84. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video The Risks of a Cheetah Encounter

I tout I taw a putty tat....I did i did taw a putty tat...awwwlllll!!!:D

Was this the lady who was caught putting a cat in a dustbin, let the punishment slightly over fit the crime O:)
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+4 85. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Speed Boat Crashes On Rocks

Oh my speedboat :|
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-1 86. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video 10 Most Amazing Carnivorous Plants

Where is the Triffid?
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+1 87. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video NOT in Russia

#4 You should have mentioned this years ago, it explains a lot. :'(
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0 88. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video Playing dirty!

#9 How much did the ears job cost?
#6 You are confusing this place with somewhere dirty like Vietnam :O
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0 89. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video That's why I love Russia .....

We'll come back and add the cement next year, it'll be fine. 8-)
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+1 90. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video Keg tapping goes horribly wrong.

A seasoned professional :D
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-1 91. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video Hero firefighter catches baby dropped from burning building

Song from Derek and Clive (aka Peter cook and Dudley Moore).

As I was walking down the road the other day, I saw a house on fire.
There was a man, shouting and screaming from the upper casement window
to the crowd what had gathered there below, for he was soar afraid
Jump you fecker jump , jump into this blanket what we are holding, and you will be alright.
He jumped hit the deck, broke his fecking neck, there was no blanket
Laugh I nearly shat I've never laughed so much since Grandma died
and aunty Mable caught her left breast in the mangle
We are miserable sinners, filthy feckers....
arsoles ................
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+8 92. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video Oh La La

Like father like son......probably O:)
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-1 93. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video A timelapse of the volatile weather over the Grand Canyon in the US.

#7 If you've got $500 to spare I'm prepared to make you my canyon partner. <3
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-1 94. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video How to beat the traffic in Georgia.

#7 That would require me separating my head from my body and I would probably them have to remove an ear. How about you? :D
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-1 95. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Making a micropipette

#5 Ah no no no my Thundery one. Fondling women, fast cars tennis, good wine and a nice dark ale are what I do now. Laboratory's leave not enough time for those things. <3
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+6 96. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video He Heard Cries From Under The Sidewalk…

#8 Thank you Suxi. Well that is a little different from the text which accompanied the video. She wasn't buried BECAUSE she was pregnant, she crept in the hole and no one knew she was there when they filled in the hole. :squirrel:
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+1 97. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video 5 Reasons Why Finland Is A Global Education Leade

I think we should just move to Finland and take our children with us.
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-1 98. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Cats React to Robot Cat

The fox say mainly bolloks :D
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0 99. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Recently Divorced

Love is a drug, Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality O:)
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0 100. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video A timelapse of the volatile weather over the Grand Canyon in the US.

I've always wondered why if the Canyon is only a grand nobody has bought it yet. 8-)
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+3 101. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video He Heard Cries From Under The Sidewalk…

How on earth did someone bury the dog and where? Are we sure that is the correct story here? If it is I certainly hope that the perpetrators get cancer of the eyes. :|
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0 102. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Making a micropipette

I bet they make the plastic one's a whole lot quicker. I must have used a million of those things in my time 8-)
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+1 103. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video How to beat the traffic in Georgia.

When you can actually do this, I'm buying. :D
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0 104. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Bill Nye Reveals Amazing Facts For Earth Day, and has to Deal With a Rude Host

Well that was...what's the word...erm...
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-1 105. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Speed Kills

Phew that's quick.
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+6 106. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Smart wheelchair-friendly solution that should be everywhere..

I may have told this TRUE story before but anyway. About 18 or so years ago having walked my daughter to school through a local park, I did the return journey through the same park. About five minutes in I came across a Mother and her daughter who was in a motorised wheelchair, they had unwisely taken a muddy detour off the path to avoid a couple of fallow deer who where blocking their way. Female fallow deer can be right barstards at times very obnoxious and have been known to run at you and try and kick you with their front feet, especially if you have a dog with you. I was quite used to the big feckers and usually arming myself with a stray branch would tell them to feck off and they usually did.
Any ways this couple now found themselves stuck in the mud (well the daughter in the wheelchair anyway) and were getting quite upset thinking perhaps that the deer would come and eat them. I had no choice other than to wade over through the winter mud in my best leather shoes and proceeded to help the couple. The girl in the wheel chair was quite a big girl and the chair was heavy duty and I struggled for about five minutes to try and get some traction on the wheels using broken branches but the chair wasn't going anywhere apart from further down in the mud. "We are going to have to try and get your daughter out of the chair, I'm afraid" I said "Then maybe the chair can be dragged out" The older lady turned to her daughter and said "Gemma, you are going to have to get out" Gemma calmly climbed out of the chair and walked over to the path. Feck me I thought..........:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

#7 Oui you dirty so and so get your herpes ridden willy off this website....dirty.....:D
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+6 107. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Smart wheelchair-friendly solution that should be everywhere..

I have a really close friend in a wheel chair who has a great sense of humour so this comment is for him rather than the rest of you who are going to be offended. I'm thinking a slope and a rope. O:) Seriously this system would cost an absolute fortune and what happens when there is a power failure half way up?
It would be simpler to invent the hover wheelchair......<3
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+1 108. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Morning in Pyongyang - song "Where Are You, Dear General" being played

I bet the makers of alarm clocks are really pissed off, in North Korea. Fecking awful regime, what a way to live OMD, I bet the fecking General can't hear that crap first thing in the morning 8-)
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-1 109. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Intense documentary scene: baby iguana being chased by snakes

'19 How rude of me not to answer, must have missed your question sorry. <3
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0 110. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Iguana vs Snakes - Planet Earth II

Seen this several times what an incredible piece of film and what a fecking awful beach to spend an afternoon on. OOOUUUUUUU creapy snaky barstewards. :x
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+1 111. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Recently Divorced

#7 And we all know how that feels....well I do anyway :D
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0 112. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son

#11 Well I hope that also:)
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-2 113. Judge-Jake commented 26 days ago on video Revenge of the tree

Old Indian saying to read out loud

tree's tree's tree's
tree's tree's saying
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+2 114. Judge-Jake commented 26 days ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son

#9 Thunders my dearest blossom of sunshine on a day of dribble and fog. I have in the past read many of Austins comments and I did say Seldom not Never these days. I have noticed that he focus's in on one part of anything you say and blows it up into a sensational issue which I find very annoying.

If I were guessing I would say he is a politician of a minor party with too much time on his hands as when you ask him a simple question which requires a simple yes or no answer he instead gives you four paragraphs and calls you a troll at the end of it.

In many instances my comments on Snotr tend to be towards the angle that surprisingly no one else has considered or are too afraid to bring up for fear of being called something unsavory like Austin or a racist of which I am neither. I do feel that the world has gone too far with political correctness to the extent that you can't say anything without upsetting someone, take it to it's full extreme and you have several dead French journalists.

It is a very well known fact that in certain religions and cultures the birth of a son is of prime importance and the birth of a daughter often nothing more than an inconvenience. The life of the son is infinitely better than that of the daughter who is often treated as a second class citizen with little or no rights or freedom. As I mentioned before I would like to see the video of the reaction of the second, third, forth or fifth daughter of this man. Perhaps they will be on Youtube somewhere<3<3
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0 115. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son

#6 Austin you really are so far up your own ass I don't know who you think you are, all you do is type paragraphs and paragraphs of boredom, I seldom read beyond your first line these days. You provoke everyone and then have the audacity to call others trolls when you are the biggest troll on Snotr, take a powder and stop your bullying! :(

#5 Thunders as you know I am not shy of answering questions except they they spring from the arse of a moron.
I think the answer is very obvious but judging by the negatives attached to my comment which probably all came from Austin and his family, possibly not, the answer will be controversial probably true but controversial never the less.
My bet and I'll put my hands up and shoot myself and Austin if I'm wrong is that a Male baby in this family will be much more important than the other five females and my guess is entirely based on religion once again, as I said I could be wrong but it's an observation. I would have liked to see the video other of the first five as they were born.
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0 116. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video How to use a treadmill at the Gym

Totally pointless and what a waste of electricity, no physical benefit whatsoever and the only thing I can think it might be useful for, is side stepping out of the way of oncoming traffic. 8-)
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-5 117. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son

Yes but there is a slightly less attractive undertone to this if you think about it.
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-3 118. Judge-Jake commented 28 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#36 Away with you and don't darken these walls again, I shall not be continuing this 6r44 82y 97gdr6 with you anymore. :squirrel:

#37 No it doesn't :D I was going to leave it there but at the end of the night you don't have to read the comment's just watch the video's enjoy and move on simples;)
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+2 119. Judge-Jake commented 28 days ago on video The Raw Sounds of Long Boarding Mt. Lemmon | Ultimate Rush

I watched this on full screen with my table fan blowing straight in my face who needs VR :) There was a dodgy moment from the cameraman at 2.26 when he crossed well over the middle line just before traffic :S
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-1 120. Judge-Jake commented 28 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#35 Austin Baby, You have fallen into the very deep and dark trap that there has to be logic in a conversation and a rule, there doesn't! By introducing words like Troll which in my world is a big ugly fellow who lives under a bridge, you are trying to undermine my integrity as I don't hang around under bridges following the accident I had back in the seventies with that pooh stick. The word Troll in your world is something I am not.

Maybe following your comment 'I am simply trying to understand what on earth made you go there' the failing is within yourself. I cannot help that you do not understand something!! Maybe and this is only a suggestion so don't get all defensive and throw all your toys around again, maybe you need to speak to Gerry Jnr, there may be some instructions laying somewhere, just a thought.

Now away with you and don't darken these walls again, I shall not be continuing this 6r44 82y 97gdr6 with you anymore. :squirrel:
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+1 121. Judge-Jake commented 28 days ago on video Simple Phone Trick For Kids

#7 We could swap him with Suxi, if it's a kidnap situation. :D
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-1 122. Judge-Jake commented 29 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#27 Austin! My old Springer I really don't know where you make up your information from? I voted No to Brexit and no one was more shocked on results day to find that by a majority of next to nothing we were going out. But because I'm an English person I accepted the result and I'm sure there will be both bad and good achieved from our Exit.

Where you got the idea that I had a dislike of foreigners in the UK, Dog only knows!! What I do have a problem with is anyone foreign or home grown who wish to murder the citizens of this country for misguided radical reasons. If your ideology is theirs then I have a problem with you also.

Irrespective of the content of the video you seem very shielded about the colour of your skin which although not related to the bear which we have learnt is Black not brown should still not be something that you are obviously ashamed of, you just need to know that we are here to support you, you are not alone in this, nobody on Snotr care's if you are of African or Chinese decent, embrace it man, bring it out in the open and if you are gay that's really cool also, I have lots of Gay and lesbian friends you should be proud not angry at the world. Obviously I won't sleep with you because I am Heterosexual, I can't kelp that it's just the chemistry that makes me the fun loving person that I am. Perhaps you should try a little triangle of the old Magic toadstool paper edition and relax a little. <3
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0 123. Judge-Jake commented 29 days ago on video You Laugh, You Lose: Reedo vs. Patrick

#8 Suxi? just a thought:D
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-1 124. Judge-Jake commented 29 days ago on video Mandala Wall Art | NO STENCILS

#4 She's also got a nice bottom :D
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0 125. Judge-Jake commented 29 days ago on video Microdosing: People who take LSD with breakfast

#5 I don't think Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (you're not fooling anyone Macartney) is especially fattening unless it is impregnated into very large bars of chocolate. 8-)
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-1 126. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video Are you normal?

I'm..................... oh look I'm sure you already know:D
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+1 127. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#23 Austin is it the heat? Since when were you #15 on the page? I am white but I go very brown in the sunshine from a Mediterranean stock, I'm proud of what and who I am, why would you have a problem discussing your own colour anyway?
#24 Yes Suxi Jamaica bet it was hot phew!
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+1 128. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video Mandala Wall Art | NO STENCILS

I hate anyone who can draw or paint better than me therefore I hate everyone. But I am not in anyway prejudice I Like people whether they are White Yellow Black and or any shade in between unless they can draw or paint better than me.
#1 Suxi You are black aren't you? Can you paint or draw better than me?
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-2 129. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video NASA: Ingredients for Life at Saturn’s Moon Enceladus

#3 Oh Kirk, oh Kirk, delicious, why are you so picky
Is is not a bit like a human nose, aren't it's bogies wet and Sticky
Must you always cast dispersions call comments all but lies
If you stamp upon old Suxi's head would old Suxi live or die
Put aside your slide-rule and your Hewlet Packard Calc
Take a break a cooling shower, immerse yourself in talc. :D
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-1 130. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#21 Have you actually seen him? He could be compensating ;)
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0 131. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#15 Suxi You are Black aren't you?
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-2 132. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video You Laugh, You Lose: Reedo vs. Patrick

I don't know anything funny :S

What I do know is that the video's have slowed up a little this week, one yesterday, one so far today. Is Admin on holiday? :|
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+3 133. Judge-Jake commented 32 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#2#6 Austin for feck sake, shut the feck up! You are giving me a bigger head ache than the dozy bint screaming her panties off and throwing her tampons in the air (she's probably menstruating) because the Bear (whose name is obviously not bear) chews her kayak to shreds. My guess without being crude and referring to my menstruating observation which if you consider all the hysteria and inappropriate bear reasoning (Women do such crazy things that time of the month don't they, it's like insanity and stuff) is probably spot on, is that the Bear is probably on the scent of blood. which perhaps considering he should be asleep as it's September the naughty Bear would be the one thing, that would wake him up.

Trying to put myself in the Bears head (anything to get your ranting out of there) I'm thinking that if a silly woman started squealing at me in a nonsensical manner and I was hungry and she had pepper spray, my plan would be to destroy her method of exit from my island, having first found something to shield my eyes, Ah in the Kayak. Then chase her around a little until she ran out of spray, then have a barbeque with a little chianti then I would post her video on youtube if I were a bear of course. O:)<3
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0 134. Judge-Jake commented 32 days ago on video Tackle the Risk - All Blacks

Great ad not seen a better one. O:)
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0 135. Judge-Jake commented 32 days ago on video How to beat the traffic jams

I bet his name is Joey. He didn't seem to be getting anywhere and I bet there is a law about doing that on the streets or bridges of London...or soon will be 8-)
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+2 136. Judge-Jake commented 32 days ago on video Press-ups. This guy is strong!

This is almost like cheating. 8-)
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0 137. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video Pygmy Hippo baby makes a splash

#3 Ah shucks <3
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-1 138. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video Russian cyclist evades death

#10 Believe me Thunders here in the UK we also treat cyclists as second class citizens. I mean they don't even pay road tax, they can't keep up with the proper traffic and they can't afford a car what do they expect. :D
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-1 139. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video Dance by kremushka

This sort of thing is all very good but...No actually this sort of thing is just all very good. O:) How many others thought the music was going to go into the Bond theme early on? She is certainly a work of absolute art, it's a definite yes from me, in fact, yes I'm going to press the Gold Buzzer I'll be back later. O:)
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+2 140. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video 4 Revolutionary Riddles

1) Tomato juice
2) The bike would cross into another dimension
3) It is impossible to go around the entire track at exactly twice the speed as your first attempt without a watch
4) The Pygmy Hippo facing backwards in the toilet

Oooo this is so exciting now lets have a look at Thunders answer's above, bet I'm right ,bet I'm right!!:
:|:O8-):x:( Well that wasn't what I was expecting at all.:S
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+2 141. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Liberation Day

#2 They would have been okay if they opened with The sound of silence, after which I'm guessing the regime would be overthrown. :D
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+1 142. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Man Feeds His Kitties In Cat Mask

Der der der der, der der der der, der der der der, der der der der CATMAN!:D
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0 143. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Mole Dig His Way To Freedom

Right that's decided it when I come back I want to come back as a Pygmy Hippo Wouldn't want to spend my life underground eating worms, time enough for that when you are dead. except for the eating worms thing, Yeah I know they probably do. 8-)
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0 144. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Pygmy Hippo baby makes a splash

Right that's decided it, I want to come back as a Pygmy Hippo, I'd be so cute. :)
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-2 145. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Removing Rust With Laser

"No Mr Bond I expect you to die" >:)
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0 146. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Chicken Plays Operatic Aria on Piano Keyboard

#7 It was a lot like my chicken wan't it, I thought that. I was going to bring her back for the day yesterday but could I find her on my laptop, Nooo I couldn't, then the door bell went and I had to deal with her and before I knew it bedtime. O:)
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0 147. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video And climbs down

This is another scene from the cult American TV series from the 70's 'Another American Pit-bull off to bite another child' Episode eight 'Child bitten oh and a stray cat, my days work is done' :|
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-2 148. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Dog climbs ladder

#7 No! see#3
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0 149. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Chicken Plays Operatic Aria on Piano Keyboard

#5 Less with the Chicken dissing Okay! That chicken didn't even need no red light, that's a bright chicken that is. It's a little known fact that Mozart was a Chicken, Chopin was an Emu and Handle was in fact a knob.:'(
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-1 150. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video No Landing Gear

A lick of paint it will be good to go.
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+1 151. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Chicken Plays Operatic Aria on Piano Keyboard

Ah that takes me back :D just for today mind O:)
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+6 152. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Dog climbs ladder

This is a scene from the hit US drama 'Another American Pit Bull off to bite a child' episode 7 'We'll be safe up here' :S
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-1 153. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Tansy Aspinall And The Gorillas ~ Reunited At Last! - OFFICIAL VIDEO

What an amazing privilege, I only hope they are not so friendly if poachers make a visit.
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0 154. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video A Florida Cop Caught On CCTV Running Away From A Little Mouse

No he's not a rat he's Hamster ka!
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+1 155. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Building the Ultimate Diorama - Realistic Scenery Vol.7

#1 Wait no longer! So including the laser printer one of these can be knocked together in an afternoon for only £1500 $2000 and providing you aren't colour blind like me, I'm sure your first attempt will be swell. Absolutely fascinating though. O:)
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+4 156. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Horse like zipper

That's me before I became JJ I used to be GG. :D
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+1 157. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Brawl in the aquarium: Fishes Spit Sand

While the eviction is in full swing the clown fish is going "Yeah he owe me three months rent and I don't care if he's a single parent I want him out, and the place better be as I left it, fecking squatter fish, never again, never again!"
And the Turtle who's bottom this is all happening in is thinking 'If I get one more grain of sand up my ass, one more fecking grain I'm going to Donald you out myself' :D
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+2 158. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Close call

Can you imagine if he had still been locking his door, the pressure would have popped his head onto the garage roof, feck me. :x
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+1 159. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Litlle duck whisperer

He'd be running a little faster if he was the Swan whisperer. :D
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-2 160. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video This happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I'm trying to work out what happened in 2013 for 'He must buy a laser printer' to warrant a MINUS NINE and for 'Hahahar that is hilarious lol' to warrant PLUS NINE, you were a weird easily pleased and easily displeased lot in the olden days 8-)
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0 161. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Drones vs Lightning ?

#4 Sounds like a line from a Shania Twain song:D "Ok so you're Brad Pitt, that don't impress me much"O:)
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-3 162. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Drones vs Lightning ?

Well as it happens I do have a high voltage laboratory at home and I am going to tr...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................~.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*............................................~~...............................................................................................:S
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-1 163. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Big engines starting up

I have to admit to having only a superficial interest in engines, As long as the one's in my cars work when I turn the key I'm happy. If they don't work I know a guy who makes them go again and that's as far involved as I get. These were my gift to any Snotarians who might appreciate them. instead of an Easter egg.<3
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-1 164. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video GIANT BALLOON CHALLENGE!

There was a missed opportunity to head first one of them into the loo and flush O:)
They should spoon feed them bake beans and let them fill them up themselves. :D
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-1 165. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Weird goal in female football game Albania vs Kosova

Proof if it was needed that the rules of this game were drawn up by a committee..................of women O:)<3
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+2 166. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Old diesel engines starting up.

It was a toss up between this video and one entitled 'Old diesel engines not starting up' which granted was shorter and better for the environment. but I went with my cough! cough! gut instinct. O:)
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0 167. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Don't Poke a Lithium Polymer Cell

The only good thing is that if they were suffering from depression just before the fumes kill them they might start to feel a little better. :S
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+7 168. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Don't Poke a Lithium Polymer Cell

Did you poke it? What did you poke it with? A Skewer! Shall be poke another one...Don't feel happy about bending it...OMD and I thought laurel and Hardy were dead.:D
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-1 169. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video NASA at Saturn: Cassini's Grand Finale

#6 Today it is you and the term is Rattled your cage, Admin are probably disallowing any video you have wined on, wouldn't it be funny if your number started to go backwards 59 58 57 56 55 :D,
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+2 170. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Drone Exposes Warehoused Research Beagles

#7 Being down voted is possibly understandable, I made a lot of different points and who knows which parts someone didn't like. It might just have been Beemi because I called him a bitch lol. It would be helpful if they left a comment though.

I am not an advocate of tests being done on animals, One of the reasons I am a vegetarian is that if I am not prepared to kill the animal I am eating (and I am not) then I shouldn't be eating it (So I don't). From the laboratory point of view I happened to move into an area in the NHS where I came across this type of testing. I didn't choose to work in that environment it was a part of a career development that I am no longer engaged in.

Everyone should bear in mind that this is normal in medical laboratories all over the world and an awful lot of people would not be alive without it and even more people would be suffering unnecessarily. I doubt if anyone would ask the question "You won't be doing any tests that involve tissue from an Animal will you?" if their child was lying in a hospital bed seriously ill<3
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-2 171. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video NASA at Saturn: Cassini's Grand Finale

Sniff sniff must stop chopping those Onions. :'(

#2 Stop wining bitch! (quote from Breaking bad)
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+3 172. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Drone Exposes Warehoused Research Beagles

This is a very difficult one, firstly I am a major dog lover and the thought of any cruelty is very distressing to me. I am also a father and grandfather and have worked in Human healthcare for many years. I have spent time in medical laboratories where tests are done on tissue from animals (although not from dogs) it's actually very routine, so if you have ever had a blood test there is a chance that the serum from your blood has been added to a microscope slide that contains tissue from an animal, maybe rat, maybe guinea pig, maybe primate. If you have been diagnosed with Rheumatoid arthritis, Thyroid disease, SLE (lupus) or been tested for HIV just to name a few this will certainly be the case.

The slides these days come from pharmaceutical companies all neatly and professionally prepared in little packets and have a use by date. Whereas in the early days the labs would order in a fresh just killed lab rat or guinea pig which would be pinned onto a board and the required organs, maybe kidney, liver etc would be removed by a technician and the organ would be very finely sliced on an extremely accurate machine until a slice thin enough to be placed on a microscopic slide was produced. A patient being tested for various illnesses would have a blood test and the blood would be spun down in a centrifuge and the serum the clear bit left at the top would be removed by pipette and following a few other processes in the lab would be added to the slide. The serum would then 'bind' to various parts of the tissue and be visible under a microscope using immunofloresence ie it would seem to light up.
Now without these tests there would be a lot of un-diagnosed, untreated people in the world whose disease would progress to an un-treatable stage and progress of improvement would be impossible to monitor, these could be your children, grandchildren, wives, husbands parents and friends.

The issue in the video is how the animals are being kept, ignore the barking, if you have ever been to a holiday kennel the noise is much the same and in an area like in the video I'm sure the intrusion of a noisy drone won't have helped. If they are not being exercised or fed properly that is another matter but I'm sure there is legislation and inspections to cover this. Also there are an awful lot of animal lovers in the world and I cannot believe that these units are staffed only by monsters. The final question is what these animals are actually being used for, if we are talking cosmetics and you are a woman in particular you've got questions to ask yourself. But you can be sure that something everyone has used man and woman will have been first tested on animals.<3
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-3 173. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Sacha Baron Cohen recalls the Ali G - Donald Trump interview

#16 Don't you ever run out of ink? You do realise that nobody reads past your first sentence don't you and that's being polite:D
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-1 174. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Chimp chucks poo at granny in zoo and score a direct hit.

Granny was laughing..................she's not laughing now and may need shots. :S
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0 175. Judge-Jake commented 40 days ago on video Plastic cup art

#5 Oh I don't ask for names it just complicates things. O:)
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+1 176. Judge-Jake commented 40 days ago on video California solar power plants ignite birds mid-flight

Of course another option is to find out exactly which bird species fly over this area and fireproof them. Or get a guy on a really tall ladder shouting shoo!! 8-)
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0 177. Judge-Jake commented 40 days ago on video Oresund bridge

Where's there's a will there's a way and often a greedy relative. 8-)
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0 178. Judge-Jake commented 40 days ago on video Great escape ?

What kind of a git did she call him?
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+2 179. Judge-Jake commented 40 days ago on video Houdini Horse Mariska

That is one cleaver horsey. I don't think padlocks would help either she's pick the locks. O:)
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-1 180. Judge-Jake commented 40 days ago on video This is some unbelievable stuff........

It's almost dishonest and I think he thinks he's Jesus. :(|)
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0 181. Judge-Jake commented 40 days ago on video Plastic cup art

Well I hadn't thought of it, just working on a naked woman now.....I'm amazed they don't complain that I watch snotr while doing my massages. :D
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0 182. Judge-Jake commented 40 days ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar

Well a picture is great, is there a clue as to where it was taken? Did your father take the photo? If so are there any negatives with other pictures near it? Did your father travel or was it likely to be in or near his home town? Get it blown up, scan it into your computer (perhaps remove your father from the picture digitally and distribute copies in areas where you might think she might have been. Someone will know her. <3
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+2 183. Judge-Jake commented 40 days ago on video Chuck Norris

I have but one question regarding this video................................Do peacocks migrate?
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-1 184. Judge-Jake commented 41 days ago on video California solar power plants ignite birds mid-flight

They should have an exclusion zone using a big wire circular frame higher than the birds can fly, going all the way around the panels with thousands of strings hanging down with little corks tied to them attached to another frame on the ground. I think we should all start drinking lots more wine cos it's gonna require a fecking lot of corks hick. 8-)
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0 185. Judge-Jake commented 41 days ago on video Ping Pong trick shot

A lot of disappointment followed by a Whoop. 8-)
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+1 186. Judge-Jake commented 41 days ago on video The new Volvo XC60 Roll Over crash test

Crash test dummy worse job in the world, they deserve every penny they earn. 8-)
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0 187. Judge-Jake commented 41 days ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar

#7 Well I think it does matter if he is a serial killer but that's only my opinion. What if he only serial kills members of his own known family, you need to think this through a little more lol.

I guess the place to start is how you found out that you had a brother? I don't think it has to cost any money it's a matter of detective work on your part, pinning down exactly when and where he was born and to who. The fact that you know it's a brother and not a sister suggests that there was contact with the mother after the birth? Is your father still alive? Can he give you the mother's name and where he met her, where she lived. How did he meet her, was she with a group of friends, was it work related. Does he know where she worked? Obviously if your Father is not still around or doesn't want to divulge any of this it's a problem. I should imagine it's much like tracing your ancestry a slight lead can lead to another and another and who knows. <3

One night stands do happen but usually there is some connection and you would remember, guy's do. I can remember every woman who I have slept with or had a thing with and it's not a tiny number neither is it enormous. Thinking about it and you've got me thinking there were a couple of mine who I don't know how you would trace if you needed two, I can think of the connections but I can see how they wouldn't now be available. In your case it's Place, Time and ideally DOB... If your Father is still alive try and find out what he was doing at this time I'm sure there would be things he would remember then you can home in on the date. What about access through the hospital computer (I didn't suggest that by the way) I have no idea how the US system works and it's probably a lethal injection offence but I know in the UK that some nurses use the system for looking up things they shouldn't but of course we have a national system, although it's totally stuffed at the moment thanks to some boy hacker in his bedroom somewhere or North Korea 8-)<3 Good luck
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-3 188. Judge-Jake commented 42 days ago on video The Deepest Hole in the World, And What We've Learned From It

Cough cough!!! Snotr admin. Wtf I submitted this video a couple of months ago!! Will you have a look on my list and explain why yet another one of my submissions have been logged to another...:x:x:x:x
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0 189. Judge-Jake commented 42 days ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar

#4 Actually me also, just not sure if I'm a only first child, an only middle child or the eldest only child. There is a possibility (as it runs in the family) that I might be an only identical twin but I've never received a birthday card and I think I would have by now.

I mean I send one every year because I don't want to let her down, you know. I couldn't stand the thought of her disappointed face on our birthday, when the card doesn't arrive. And then she might think something bad has happened to me again and start worrying and then she might end up on one of those long lost family programs on television where they search you out through birth certificates and your dental records and stuff.

And then what if the knock came on the door and they showed me a picture and she didn't look anything like me, then I would start to worry that perhaps we had the same Grandparents but not the same parents on my uncles side. I don't know about you but I think sometimes it's best to leave things well alone and see how they turn out when you are reincarnated. 8-) xx
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-1 190. Judge-Jake commented 42 days ago on video Mini cannon firing and destroying targets.

It's a nasty little bugger isn't it.
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+1 191. Judge-Jake commented 42 days ago on video See the 1,000-Year-Old Windmills Still in Use Today | National Geographic

A few rubber belts and a generator and they could have free electricity.
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0 192. Judge-Jake commented 42 days ago on video 100ft Dirt bike dune-jump landed onto Jeep Wrangler hood

There goes his no claims right there.
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-1 193. Judge-Jake commented 42 days ago on video Lightning hit a car with passengers inside - Lighting Strike

Yep statistically one of the safest places to be if struck by lightening. Although If driving in Russia during a lightening storm the safest place is probably to shelter under a tree without the car. >:)
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+3 194. Judge-Jake commented 42 days ago on video Park and Slide

Or you could just get a bigger garage door. 8-) If not it needs automation as continuous pulling on the drivers door is a really bad idea.
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0 195. Judge-Jake commented 42 days ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar

#2 Not from me lol :D as about a year after you ceased to be non existent, I also burst into a world that wasn't prepared for me. I did nip out a couple of times when I was a foetus, opened the bedroom window scaled the drainpipe down into the garden, crossed the lawn and went to a store that was open 24 hours where a guy was pulling the shutter down, "Sorry we're closed" he'd say..."What do you mean closed" I said "The sign says open 24 hours?" he looked down at my slimy frame and said "Not in a row!" I snatched the shutter pole from his hand and beat him to death with it as I figured I wouldn't get caught as I didn't have any finger prints yet. Then I ran back to my Mother who hadn't noticed I had been out and slid back inside. A few months later and with the slap of a midwifes hand I entered the world and life was never going to be the same again. In my garden at home we had a quicksand box I was an only child..................................eventually. O:)
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+3 196. Judge-Jake commented 43 days ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar

Wow a piece of film almost as old as Thunders lol :D
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+1 197. Judge-Jake commented 43 days ago on video Gentle Pony Helps Girl Who Falls Off After Fence Jump

If you are going to ride a horse you are going to fall off sometimes. Like the fence, get over it.
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-1 198. Judge-Jake commented 43 days ago on video Whale Watchers Get Up Close And Personal With Giant Humpback Whale

Where's is Willy?
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0 200. Judge-Jake commented 45 days ago on video Verizon Hum Rider rises above traffic

If that became an everyday occurrence all drivers would carry long spiky sticks and stab the basterds as they went over. :D
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0 201. Judge-Jake commented 45 days ago on video 744 KMH 462 MPH THE WORLD´S FASTEST RC MODEL TURBINE JET / GUINNESS NEW WORLD RECORD 2016

This has been on Snotr before but worth a re-view.
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+4 202. Judge-Jake commented 45 days ago on video What It's Like To Ride The World's Fastest Zip Line!

And??? We still don't know what it's like to ride the worlds longest zip wire O:)

I have to say boyoo I can't understand after four years why this is still the fastest zip wire IN THE WORLD!! This is in fecking North Wales for goodness sake and the only reason for going there. Come on World buck your idea's up, surly someone has got a big slope they would use!!
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+1 203. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video Hong Kong's escalator reverses in motion, injuring at least 18 people

An escalator stopped in a local department store and twelve people were stranded for over an hour before they got it started again. :D
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0 204. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video World's Biggest Chainsaw vs Ancient Salvaged Redwood

#3 Somethings shouldn't be...............................rushed:squirrel:
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+4 205. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video When you learn other languages

You seem like a nice boy to me Billy:D Must be a Nanny Goat! if you don't know what a Nanny Goat was, maybe you shouldn't Google it :S
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-1 206. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video Automatic Bullseye, MOVING DARTBOARD

Well I guess someone had to do it, now that it's done, move on 8-)
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0 207. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video The BMW Isetta Is the Strangest BMW of All Time

A very condescending squeaky review, If the bubble car had bubble hands it would have punched him in the kneecaps.
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0 208. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video Squirrel tries to get in cat door, cat says "no!"

Half the cat flap seal is missing already (probably the squirrel), not looking good for the other halfO:)
I know squirrels and knowing squirrels as I do:squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:He'll be backO:)
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-1 209. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video Ben Hur is back

I'd love to see how he explains that to a traffic cop O:)
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-1 210. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video Cell Division Time lapse

#2 Well Mrs Bigdishrag kinda looks to me like you have just had a really girly bottom spanking telling off from your curator. I suggest Handbags at dawn. :D
Personally I thought it was very educational watching how a world cup football deteriorates when exposed to Suxi's breath. O:)
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+1 211. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video The Leonardo Da Vinci bridge

I'm thinking bridge builder when he grows up, just a wild guess. ;)
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+1 212. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video Wolves running on the highway

#4 They were obviously British Canadian wolves. :x
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-1 214. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video Rowan Atkinson - Invisible Drum Kit

And to think at this time Mr Bean was still a boy. ;) I think the actual drummer should be given some credit for this as wellO:)
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+3 215. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video Catching a Real Ball in Virtual Reality

Wow that was exciting and nobody threw an egg :S
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+3 216. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video Amazing Drawing On a Blackboard

When I go to Galleries now I take a felt tipped pen and name the unnamed painting's, Here's a list from April I'm sure you will have seen some of them :-

1) Piece of shite laying on a pavement
2) $1.2 mil The artist saw you coming you moron.
3) Four year old's scribble
4) what I use to get excess paint off my brush
5) Some idiot is going to pay good money for this and it only took me 28 seconds
6) 33 seconds by above artist
7) 45 seconds you might be noticing a pattern here but that's purly by accident
8) Ring.........left by my coffee cup while thinking what to paint
9) White horizontal line That's all I could think of today
10) Red horizontal line Today I feel inspired
11) Splashes of colour, must move the sink further away from my easel
12) Pooh on canvas must move my toilet nearer to my easel
13) OMG I hope this painting doesn't appear on a list at number 13....AAAAHHH!!

I've been to three galleries in May already and only got thrown out of two of them, but I'm sure you don't want my May list:D
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+2 217. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video How long does it take to read Amazon Kindle's terms and conditions?

Well that's bordering on excessive. :x I wonder if they give you that to read on your first day working for kindle "Just familiarize yourself with this while we get you a logged on to the system and have your ID badge made....oh yes and if you can think of anything we've missed out just make a note of it on the blank pages at the back" 8-)
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+4 218. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video Amazing Drawing On a Blackboard

She's a witch a bloody talented one. O:)
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-2 219. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video James Randi: Scientists Fooled by a Match Box Trick

Some of the most intelligent people I know have very little common sense. If it wasn't in a book they read they don't know about it. ;)
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+1 220. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video What happens when you leave a tetherball in the forest

#7 Neither do they, it just keeps coming back it's mesmerising to them, it's like magic you know. :'(
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+3 221. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video Dashcam Shows Student Juggles to Prove Sobriety to Police

I remember when I used to play pool when I was a lot younger, I always played much better when I'd had a couple of pints, so this sobriety test probably shouldn't be totally relied upon lol :D
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+3 222. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video Escaping From Cops Using Magic - How To Drink In Public

It looked staged to me but I'm being sceptical this morning as it's the 8th of May you know. 8-)
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-1 223. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video Never forget to think outside the box

#11 But then again, It isn't easy when it isn't hard. ;)
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0 224. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video What happens when you leave a tetherball in the forest

#2 Rams are born Angry, hungry and Angry.
Leave him alone he'll play for hours. Interesting how he soon picks up the rhythm of the swinging ball considering he won't have come across anything like it before, he'll be quite a practiced nutter when he meet his next rival. O:)
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-1 225. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video How to beat tight security

Of course a few years ahead of all the above comments we have explosions in clubs, cinema's, parties by idiots who have taken guns and explosives into these places so I sure hope security has had a kick up it's backside.
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-1 226. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video This Wild Pig Has Fangs That Can Pierce Its Own Skull

That's one stupid pig. The teeth curl round and eventually pierce the skull, but they don't use the teeth to fight with even though they are brittle and would probably break off stopping them piece their skull. And the females well! they have lousy taste in pork. :D
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-1 227. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet

600lbs per square inch biting power the umbrella Cockatoo. Wonderful bird though this one and so animated. I used to have an African Grey with a similar nip, and had a couple of blue Macaws for a while.
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0 228. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video Burglars Caught in the Act

Or were they already in trying to get out? 8-) They obviously had a collective fear of catching that cough. :D
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0 229. Judge-Jake commented 50 days ago on video Never forget to think outside the box

#9 Seems like it yes! Do you think you might be aiming too high? The problem in life is if you spend time looking for the woman of your dreams, invariably she will be looking for the man of hers. O:)
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+3 230. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Beautiful Iceland

Beautiful place just don't mention the whaling:S
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-1 231. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Farmer sprays manure all over protesters trespassing on his land

I know one of those protesters his name is Phew Phew Barney Mcgrew. 8-)
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0 232. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Eric Barone breaks his own mountain bike speed record

I watched this video because I thought it read 'Eric Barone breaks his own Mountain bike' Then I find it's another fecking speed record aaahhh!! He might have made a new record but the slope helpedO:)
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+4 233. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Never forget to think outside the box

#7 What if the friend you once saved the life of is the love of your life and an old lady. Should have gone to Specsavers. >:)
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0 234. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Amazon Alexa Gone Wild!

Just imagine if Alexa had added "Oh not again your father asked for this three times today already" :D

#6 When you are a JJ you have to make predictions and sometimes they are wrong! Although #3 on that video virtually fell for it. It was the most obvious and poorly executed trick, It stands for Watch Someone Explain It I Did Know. You put an extra e in there and missed out an i by the way. I'm guessing by your mistake that it is definitely just the legless robot you are not familiar with O:)
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0 235. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video This Magic Trick Will Leave You Stunned!

#4 Oou no. >:)
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+7 236. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Amazon Alexa Gone Wild!

#1 Which technology were you not familiar with the dildo or the legless robot. O:)
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-4 237. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video This Magic Trick Will Leave You Stunned!

This trick was on BGT last year and everyone was amazed including me UNTIL I went on Youtube. The trick is so simple and can either be purchased online for under a tenner or you can make your own which I did. It does look very impressive but it really isn't and this guy was very lucky that it hadn't already been shown elsewhere as he wouldn't have got through on BGT. Changing the Notes were very clever close of hand tricks and much more difficult to do.... His wife is gorgeous ;)
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+1 238. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Flippin’ amazing!

#3 What even Sargent Pepper?
#4 Really what about Penguins?
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+6 239. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Flippin’ amazing!

Some records are just stupid.. The longest spinning slam dunk from a mini trampoline!!! What next The longest spinning slam dunk from a mini trampoline with one spring missing wearing odd socks a balaclava while chewing gum, with an erection on a Tuesday during a leap year? kin stupid :(|)
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-1 240. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Air Force One New York City Flyby

So fecking what. :S
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-2 241. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video CHRIS RAMSAY // STREET MAGIC (At the Fair)

I worked out most of those, the only one that stumped me was the ring on the shoulder trick how on earth did he do that? 8-) (wseiidk)
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+2 242. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Woman Escapes After Being Kidnapped, Locked In Trunk Of Her Car

#1 Maybe if nothing else it has drawn to our attention that there might be a release lever in the trunk (Boot if you are British) of the car that you have just been bundled into?
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0 243. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Freeline Skates are Strangely Awesome

#4 I know you are chasing Burimi's 59 but this is like cheating lol :D
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+1 244. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Freeline Skates are Strangely Awesome

Come on admin this was on Snotr only 44 days ago and also posted by Thunders?
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+2 245. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Migingo: The Iron clad Island. The most densely populated island in Africa

Looked to be a few unfriendly faces on that island, makes you glad to have space, grass, trees and silence. I would hate to live there. 8-)
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+1 246. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video A Rabbi, a Priest and an Atheist Smoke Weed Together

What a great group of people. I really liked the Black guy, very cool, very honest, I could talk with him, we have a lot in common apart from the homosexuality, we are the same. :)
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+5 247. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video Amtrak Snow-mo Collision

Ironic that the video was uploaded by Thundersnow. :D
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0 248. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Firesticks

#6 I don't think I will, because if I did I would die. :D
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+1 249. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Firesticks

In the event that I go out in the wilderness I'm going to get a really big backpack and carry this guy around with me. O:)

If I made this this video the hut would look like a car wreckage, I'd get blisters from the wet stick that I wouldn't be able to get dry, as I wouldn't be able to find a rock to dry it out on and anyway it would be raining. The blisters would get infected and I would die and that mosquito heard early in the video would bite my face and neck, the bites would become infected and I would die. The clay outside my car wreck would be soil and would catch fire in the event that I was able to make a fire. So I wouldn't be able to make a little pot to take out of the stream so I would get really thirsty and die or the stream would be directly down stream of a nuclear waste plant making the water radio active which I would drink and I would die, basically if I didn't take the guy with me in a large backpack I would die. I may not got to the wilderness. 8-)
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+3 250. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Accident semi-trailer car carrier truck crash

That's got to be one of the most expensive single vehicle crashes ever, I could weep.

Reminds me of the time I was hitch hiking and got picked up by one of those car carriers carrying twenty brand new cars. I climbed up into the truck and the guy said "I don't have too much room in here, why don't you get into one of the cars" so I did. He was really into picking up people and he picked nineteen more, we all had our own cars. Then he went at ninety miles an hour and we all got speeding tickets. >:)
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+10 251. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Kid Disappears In Brick Wall Prank

Hello stranger who I have never met before, would you look after my child??
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+4 252. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Is This Dolphin Speaking English?

Somehow it just doesn't seem right and mimicking a sound! well yes parrots do that but that doesn't mean you are having a conversation with them they are usually simply associating an action, object or sound with their own. You couldn't have a conversation with a human if they hadn't gone to school learnt the alphabet, words sentences and rudimentary language.
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+6 253. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Mélanie presents the weather on TV

Absolutely wonderful and what a beautiful young lady she is. They should give her a regular spot. <3
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+1 254. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Hilarious Jack Russell Goes Crazy with Excitement at Crufts 2017!

Great place Crufts, I've been several times.
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0 255. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Girl Makes Dolphin Laugh

But is it laughing??
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+3 256. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Truck crashes into side of house

Where was all the swearing? :S
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+2 257. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video The most luxurious motor homes and buses in the world

I just think it's important to know what you can actually spend your money on when you all make it. :D
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0 258. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video The sound of XVIIIth century Paris

I don't think the streets would be that tidy either, there would have been a lot of pooh and whis around not to mention. The French were not known for their sanitation, still not in parts lol. O:)
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0 259. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Helicopter pilots grab RC-plane from a tree

A bit swearey but cool.
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+3 260. Judge-Jake commented 57 days ago on video How truthful are calorie counts?

#5 WTF get out of here. This is a pimp free zone!
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+2 261. Judge-Jake commented 57 days ago on video 1956 Refrigerator Commercial

I don't know who filled the fridge but my goodness they have terrible OCD.

And that BIG BIG freezer! wow was it small lol.

Very true though there were a few features that ought to be replicated today, like the removable door section and the slide out drawers. O:)
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+2 262. Judge-Jake commented 57 days ago on video Mobula Rays belly flop to attract a mate - Shark: Episode 2 Preview - BBC One

Gotta be worth a try..... I wonder if they have a good look around while they are out of the water and wonder what it's like out there. :|
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+1 263. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video The sound of XVIIIth century Paris

So if I've got this right back in XV111 Paris, the French were invisible. 8-)
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0 264. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video This video is not in reverse

#18 Foxy chops, my star shines bright enough to dazzle you, and really if you think about it, that's all that matters. O:)
#19 Very glad I managed to cheer up what was probably a very drab day in health care Thunders. I'm guessing, if French, the poor sod is probably still typing the introduction into Google Translator and getting a very sore patch on the forehead with all the scratching lol. I too hope he or she will return when the meds have taken effect. :D <3
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+5 265. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video Animated map reveals the 550,000 miles of cable hidden under the ocean that power the internet

So if your boat sinks at least you have the knowledge that you are heading for the bottom and the internet. 8-)
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+2 266. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video 10 Egg Tricks

I love eggs, sadly I'm the only one in the house that does. 8-)
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-1 267. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video This video is not in reverse

#16 Oh my goodness your powers of subtraction are incredible, new person on the site attached link to French video, they are French OMG genius Vous êtes un renard incroyable. :(|)
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+1 268. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video What it's like to ride a bicycle with 100 km/h winds

I was going to say, I bet they have to be careful about flying debris, but maybe flying bikes would be more of a worry. 8-)
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+4 269. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video VIntage Reuge erotic automaton musical pocket watch

A porn pocket watch. :D
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-2 270. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video Comic Relief: Watch the Hilarious Video Parodying CNN’s Fake News

#5 Took your advice, focused then three seconds in my eyes started to glaze over. Any other idea's? By the way you need to read my comment at 14 on the reverse video above. :D
#6 Thinking about it maybe Shatire would be better. O:)
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+1 271. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video This video is not in reverse

#6 Welcome azertyfr. We are going to have problems with your name I'm afraid, so if it's Okay with you we'll call you Steve. If you are a Sheila we'll call you Sheila, please advice asap as it's better to get these things sorted early on.
On the page today we have:-
1) the fox (by the way these aren't in order of greatness otherwise the fox would be well down the list) and his pooh smells funny.
2) ringmaster he works in a circus
3) holdu, don't know anything about her, probably in some kind of a religious sect
4) Burimi what can I say, currently unemployed spends all his time putting crappy video's on this site so he can have 59 at the side of his name, his hobby is calling me Mr Perfect twice in some comments.
5) That's me Hello :). As the JJ I'm known for my one line put downs, giving newcomers better names than they managed to think up themselves, As the Judge It's my job to keep law and order on this site and when people fall out of line, I am the keeper of the great book (which hopefully you won't get to know) where you can be banished. I have also been unjustly threatened with suspension TWICE by admin once for something I can't remember (probably violent behaviour or giving myself positions that don't exist ) and the second time by a misunderstanding of my humour which was cleared up, beers were had, lots of kisses with tongues and now it's all good, until next time.
7) thundersnow, my once time lover and the mother to several imaginary babies of mine. Recently she has developed a taste for smelly pooh and can be seen knocking about with the fox (Only dog knows why?) Thunders is probably the biggest threat to Burimi as she too spends a lot of time, when she should be working! uploading video's to Snotr
11 BooTheGoose, Your guess is as good as mine, if pressed I would say farmyard animal worrier!! but don't really know.
13 ChuckMaurice, Chucky would like you to think he was once in Enter the Dragon with BruceLea but would like you to forget that he did get his ass kicked in that film, his full name is 'Chucky magic our Maurice' but due to Snotr's digit restrictions he had to stick with what you see, you can call him Magic or 'Our' if you wish.

Well there are obviously lots of other members who haven't commented today, most are as boring as feck, but should you need any intro's as they pop up, just let JJ know. O:)
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-2 272. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video Comic Relief: Watch the Hilarious Video Parodying CNN’s Fake News

#2 No Austin the video was Shite it wasn't satire it was Shitire, I turned it off before the end and fell asleep a fifth of the way through your comment for the same reason. :S
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+2 273. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video This video is not in reverse

#4 You weirdo, everyman does that, unless you are a weirdo a are you unless ,that does everyman ,weirdo you #4
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+1 274. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video How to Peel a Kiwi or Mango

Ah just eat the fecking peel. and the Avacardo stone, fecking gorgeous a bit chompy but gorgeous . :x
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+1 275. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video America first... Slovenia second

Hey he used a sloppy seconds comment, I've heard that somewhere before. :P
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-1 276. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Motor Vehicles and Mother Russia 2012

So lets sum this up. If you drive in Russia you better be prepared to avoid 1) low flying military aircraft 2)Horses on zebra crossings 3)Bits of cars 4) bit's of lorries 5) whole cars 6) whole lorries 7) motor bikes 8) People who might want to stop you so they can sleep on your car 9) Telegraph poles 10) Poles from Poland who are lost 11) Bit's of space station 12) Trams 13) Flying luggage 14) Bullets 15) Snow 16) beach buggies that have tipped onto the rear wheels 17) Car's with hay on them 18) Anything and everything that might be coming at you in your own lane in either good light or at night 19) People trying to overtake you using a field AND the most imporant thing of all to avoid when driving in Russia.....and that's Driving in Russia.8-)
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+1 277. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Cooking burgers may not be a human job for much longer if "Flippy" has its way.

I can just see in about twenty years time when these things are everywhere and a few customers have been maimed by berserk flipper machines that have been fitted with the wrong fuse and someone will say "You know what, I bet we could train a person to do this" O:)
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+3 278. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Just another day in Russia

Sometimes being in the most obvious spot makes you the most invisible.
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+1 279. Judge-Jake commented 62 days ago on video Strange place for sunbathing

#6 You actually looked didn't you ? :D
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0 280. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video The World's biggest bonfire! Slinningsbålet 2016

Two points:-

What a waste of pallets, that's someone's business right there.8-)

155.5 feet that isn't a bonfire that sounds more like a challenge, ;)
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-1 281. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Meanwhile in China...

Someone should shout "Hey somebody else might want one of those" 8-)

I was in a supermarket checkout yesterday trying to buy that little triangular thing that separates your things from the persons in front "But I need this!, You don't know what's it's like where I live!!" :O
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0 282. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Watch This Guy Build a Massive Solar System in the Desert | Short Film Showcase

Houston have we got a problem? I've just counted four new video's shown today that have been on Snotr befour?
#$ Thunders when did you submit this video?
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+3 283. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Sticky Falls

I'm not going to mention it but this video is familiar too.
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-2 284. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Fish combines art and engineering to attract a female

This has also been on snotr before I submitted it about two/three years ago.
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+2 285. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Strange place for sunbathing

This was on Snotr years ago. I pointed out that all wind turbines are manned and have a cabin inside with a single bed and tv, microwave and basic cooking facilities and that my mate or worked for the company slept in different ones ever a 72 hour shift.
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0 286. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Bunny Eats A Flower

#10 No snakes generally. <3
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0 287. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Flawless jump!

and it was going so well:D
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+2 288. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Parking a car...in China

#6 OOOuu you're a bit of an animal. :O
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-1 289. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video 25 beer cans halved

I thought I'd have a go at this, but only had red wine bottles, as I moved on from beer years ago, lager years before that. I lined up twenty five wine bottles on the kitchen worktop, got a broom handle as I'm not trusted with samurai swords after the incident with the postman and that letter that came back FOUR TIMES!!!. I lined the brush handle up against the middle of the bottles and made a practice sweep for angle adjustment. Then happy that I was on target, went for it ...........................................................wait for it!

Incredibly I removed twenty five one inch glass rings from the middle of twenty five wine bottle. which I am now using as transparent napkin rings. The top halves of the bottles all landed perfectly back onto the bottom half of the bottles and the friction of my sweep obviously caused so much immediate heat, that the two halves of the bottles fused back together and not a drop of wine was lost.

I think it's going to be a good day. :D
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+2 290. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video If the Moon were at the same distance as the ISS

Forgetting tidal waves and gravitational issues lets assume they don't happen, just imagine seeing that big fecker coming over while you are having a picnic. 8-)
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+1 291. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Parking a car...in China

Hilarious how the guy who squeezed their car in the narrow gap for them then got in the car that was in the way and drove off . >:)
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+1 292. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video How the Irish row a boat

I think that's also called group sex. :D
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-1 293. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Accidental jam on the Moscow subway

Man those Russians........... can't sing lol. Made me think though the hours I'have spent stretching my hands around the necks of various guitars maybe I should have taken up the mandolin or Balalaika what a lovely thin neck. Then again Chunky finger syndrome might be a slight problem. :D
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+1 294. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Bunny Eats A Flower

#4 I have Bunny experience more so than bunny expertise.<3
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0 295. Judge-Jake commented 65 days ago on video What its like to have a pet fox

#10 Anyway..........................<3
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0 296. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Crouching tiger, flying tiger

That is one pissed off Tiger. 8-)
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+6 297. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Fat Cute Cat Going Under Door

Broke every bone in it's body >:)
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+1 298. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Bunny Eats A Flower

He's a Rex, beautifully shaped head and amazingly dense coat, my favourite bunny. O:)
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+1 299. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video What its like to have a pet fox

#6 No don't worry about me, I'll leave you two to it, I'm not into sloppy seconds.:P
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-1 300. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video How to stop on a longboard

#10 The secret is to die young as late as possible <3
I plan to live forever....so far so good. ;)
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+2 301. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video Feisty Snake Slithers into Internet Cafe

The snake was overcome by the overwhelming smell of internet café users crapped pants. 8-)
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+3 302. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video What its like to have a pet fox

Beautiful creatures and their most redeeming feature, much like the one on Snotr, that Thunders is obviously trying to attract, is that their pooh absolutely stinks. :D
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0 303. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail

#15 What the feck is a DEAT have you contracted rabies again ?
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0 304. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video Germany From Above

Such a beautiful country born from the pain, death, cruelty and horror of it's past.
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+1 305. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video No ordinary commute.

#2 Played chess?
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0 306. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video Now he's feline fine!

I would change his name to Bjorn, because Just like the Borg he has adapted .;)
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0 307. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video Ferrofluid in a Bottle

#1 Well seconds but they would seem Endless 8-)
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-3 308. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video Time ft. Neil deGrasse Tyson

I can never make my mind up whether I like Neil DGT he's very arrogant but entertaining video. 8-)
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-1 309. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video The Mummification Process

#6 Oh come on Thunders surly you didn't fancy the Mummy guy. I thought you had hit a new low with the fox but dead, bandaged, and covered in resin, that's got to be as low as you can go :D>:)
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-1 310. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video TOP 10 Crosswind and Scary Aircraft Landings

I've seen some of those pilots driving home...all over the road they were. >:)
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-1 311. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail

#10 11 12 13 JJ put's his own fingers down his own throat :squirrel:
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+3 312. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video Motocross Biker Attempts One of The Most Insane Jump Ever

I bet his testicles were under his chin after that. :D Who needs ski's when you've got a motorbike. :x
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-2 313. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail

#6 Good camera bet you'll be replacing the lens quite quickly though. Good £370 worth of kit.
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+1 314. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video The Mummification Process

Obviously had too much time on their hands and no television. Mind you five Arch Bishops have just been found under Lambeth Palace dating back from the 17th century, been forgotten about apparently.
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+5 315. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail

On a serious note I was reading yesterday that the North Koreans think that the fat lads Dad was born on a mountain top and night immediately turned to day, he learned to drive at the age of three, he invented the beef burger and gave it to the world. and that they shouldn't worry if they didn't have meat as sawdust was just as nutritious. He apparently was so disciplined and in tune with his own body that he never had to go to the toilet.
You may also remember a year or so back that the population was told that the North Korean football team was invited to play in the world cup without needing to qualify and they won ten nil.
I have to say I feel so sorry for the people living in that country under that fecking Idiot and his inbreds and the sooner they are 'sorted out' the better.
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+5 316. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video GF Thinks Smart Water Makes You Smarter

#7 Absolutely, all their video's are basically the same. They have come up with this routein and I have to say in isolation they are quite convincing, she does a good job of appearing stupid, dumb and in need of a lobotomy reversal. :(|)
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+3 317. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video Woodpecker hitches ride through Chicago

I wonder what happened to woody. :)
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-1 318. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video Wrong place to fall asleep

You would think that Russians would laugh in Russian but NO! they laugh in English how odd. :D
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+1 319. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video Gardening skills

He looks like the late Roy Kinnear.
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+3 320. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video DURBAN South Beach BAD WEATHER

When I was a boy I'd spend my time
sitting by the bank of of the rive Tyne
Watching those ships going down the line
They were leaving, leaving leaving leaving free

Now.... everybody #1
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-1 321. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Meanwhile in Russia...

Tis but a flesh wound. :D
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+4 322. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video One legged sword fighter

Tis but a scratch, Oh yer running away hey, you yellow barsteard come back I'll bite your leg off. :D
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-1 323. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Things you can say about ___ but not your girlfriend

Well I have to say I am a little surprised at the negatives on my #3 above as I took all those from Fox'ies facebook page. Not at all surprised at the #4 comment. O:)
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-1 324. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Don’t forget the handbrake!

#12 That would be 'going home by foot' or 'walking home' Make a note of it in your correct English note book :)
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-1 325. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Quick thinking and reflexes can save your life

#8 So that's one advantage of being short. ::(|)
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-1 326. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Somewhere in Norway

#4 I had to see my doctor with that that. 8-)
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-6 327. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Things you can say about ___ but not your girlfriend

Funny but didn't warrant the American Audience Hysteria. That was what you could say about the show but not your girlfriend. :D

Now this is going to go in your mouth right down your throat and into your small intestine. Something your Gastroscopy technician might say to you but not your girlfriend, unless she was next for the procedure.:x

Now I'm going to put this up your bottom and make a video! As above at a colonoscopy clinic. 8-)

OMG The opening is massive and full of hot air. Something you might say to a Balloon pilot but not your girlfriend:x

I've just put it in and now it's bleeding. Something your garage might say to you after replacing your breaking system but not your girlfriend.

I'm afraid the nipple snapped off. Something your mechanic might say to you but not your girlfriend :*

I'm sorry but I don't eat the crust. Something you might say to your baker but not your girlfriend O:)

It smells of fish. Something you might say to the fishmonger but not your girlfriend

Well it looks like a prawn what does it taste like?. Something you again might say to your fishmonger but not your girlfriend >:)

I've been down there had a close look and I'm sure they are crabs. Something you might say on your way back from the rock pool, but not to your girlfriend :squirrel:

I've never eaten one with hair on it before. Something you might say at a rabbit lunch party. but not to your girlfriend. :P

Well I didn't think I could come this way. Something you could say to your new Sat Nav but not your girlfriend :'(

It looks like fun but what if I fall and land on my cock. Something you could say to your mate while on a tightrope with chickens underneath but not your girllfriend. :D
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0 328. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Close call

#3 This was probably on TEST DAY last Wednesday, when between 10am and 3pm commercial vehicles and the emergency services (BUT NOT TAXI's) did the trial switch to the right in the UK. Ready for the switch proper next Monday. It's not obvious from the video but I'm guessing that the vehicle recording this is probably a taxi disgruntled that they weren't included in the test. There was speculation in the newspapers a couple of weeks ago that something like this might occur, thankfully it wasn't too serious on this occasion, although a family of four traveling to Luton in a London taxi were hospitalised in the Beaver Tunnel at Clapham east London when a similar thing happened. :|
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+3 329. Judge-Jake commented 72 days ago on video Inside the Cupola module of the ISS space station

#1 Sadly the problems down here are massive, the planet is fine it's the fecking occupants that are the problem.

I was just thinking, imagine what the planet would have looked like, if the space station had been around during the world wars. Then imagine what it will look like if North Korea keep pissing around with their nuclear weapons and Russia keeps sidling up with Syria.
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+3 330. Judge-Jake commented 72 days ago on video Don’t forget the handbrake!

#6 Are you sure? I thought it was goods vehicles, emergency services and licenced taxis.

Look at the position of the poor guys hands during the last ten seconds of the video, that is the position of despair:(


I have one question re the above video, why oh why oh why did the video not continue to the end and why wasn't there a video of them when they got to the car (okay two questions). 8-)
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-1 331. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video Animal shelter with around 50 cats gets pet food and they all come to eat it

Ah the green and white one didn't get any. :S
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0 332. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video Freezing rain accident

It's Bitch hill. :x
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+3 333. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video Thousands of Birds Flying Out of Truck

Ah so the little bastards don't fly from Africa after all!! I always thought they were cheating. :D
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+7 334. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video Man Gives Water to Dehydrated Wolf

Fox, Wolf, wild dog, bison doesn't matter, it was great to see someone being nice to something for a change. Well done that man. <3
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0 335. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Badger Buries Entire Cow

Imagine walking over that in a couple of weeks time and falling in. :S or worse still setting up a picnic on top of it. 8-)
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-1 336. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Scuba instructor pulls kitchen knife out of shark's head in Cayman

Now they need another scuba diver to remove the chef from inside the shark. >:)
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0 337. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video A Dog's Day at Halesowen Town v Skelmersdale United

Yet another reason why beagles are chosen for medical experimentation. It's a joke but come on mark me down mark me down. :D
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-1 338. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Duluth Skate

#5 I don't like any of the comments :(
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+3 339. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Quick Thinking Jeweler Locked a Suspected Thief Inside safe

Gosh I bet she spent all of five minutes thinking that one up, what a stupid woman. I wonder what her sentence will be. 8-)
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+1 340. Judge-Jake commented 75 days ago on video water bottle prank

Proof if proof were needed that even little old ladies can be evil mother feckers. :D The only curious thing is the evil old lady seems to have wet hair hair to start with which tends to make me wonder if 'Fix' is called for here but then she may have just come out of the shower. O:)
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+8 341. Judge-Jake commented 76 days ago on video A new advertising campaign in Mexico City's subway system

It must be awful for women to be confronted with men in that way, every morning and evening just going to and from work. It makes me ashamed to be a man. When I was a young man and didn't have a car, rather than put my girlfriends through any risk in Taxi's home, I used to go with them in the taxi's and return in the taxi or if I was short of cash I'd go with them in the taxi and walk back.
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0 342. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Two Parakeet brothers engage in full length conversation

Very tweet....<3
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+3 343. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Coming Out As Trans-Everything

#1 Give me your hand Cameramaster...you know I always felt you were from another galaxy and before someone suggests that you might actually be from Uranus which would be unkind, I'd like to suggest that you are in fact from a little planet called Migraineus.

It's also time I came out I'm actually a buttered scone. <3
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+1 344. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Lawyer Videos Muslim Welfare Queen ScammingOur System

My wish for this planet is that religion will die out once and for all. I am staggered that educated people (less staggered of the ignorant or those living in a one book society) still in 2017 believe in ancient tosh. There is more than enough evidence of the origin of life and it does not require a God to make it so. How many people have wasted their lives fighting and killing over superstitious nonsense. I for one do not want future generations looking back at me like we look back on those who called Witch and others who sacrificed people and animals to prevent the crops failing. It's time that people realised that you are born, you live a life, short or long and then you die and that's it. Maybe if everyone got that into their heads instead of constantly wanting more the world would be a less messed up place to live. <3
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0 345. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Lawyer Videos Muslim Welfare Queen ScammingOur System

#21 Elegantly put Austin and some very useful facts there. I guess first of all Snotr admin maybe shouldn't have allowed this video in the first place.?
The main issue overriding all of this is that when you talk out the USA doing this and the USA doing that, what you are really saying is that the powers that be, in the USA make these decisions and it often has very little to do with the man on the street.
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+2 346. Judge-Jake commented 78 days ago on video Lawyer Videos Muslim Welfare Queen ScammingOur System

My goodness this has caused a big debate hasn't it. I think #17 You need to get off your high horse and read #14. If these facts are correct then the video above is valid. Like it or like it not the world is loosing patience with Islam and you can understand when this sort of thing occurs (in the video) people are going to get more pissed off than they would if it was a white American loading their car with items to sell on.
One of the problems as I see it and I don't know if this change has occurred in other countries, but previously when some misguided murderer has blown himself up in the name of Islam taking with him or her a group of innocent people, children, women occasionally including some from the Muslim religion, the Muslim population have been slow to condone the act. This is changing certainly in the UK where now Muslims (some) are actively distancing themselves from these morons. When they do in my opinion tensions ease , when they don't tensions increase.
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0 347. Judge-Jake commented 78 days ago on video BASE JUMPING OFF A 1300FT CRANE IN CHINA

IN CHINA are they insane. :O
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-2 348. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Drone footage of an explosion in a Ukrainian army ammo depot

You wouldn't have thought that a domestic drone could cause that much damage would you. >:)

We do with a few more video's like this one, only of Syrian bases blowing up next time. >:) or maybe the odd palace?
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+1 349. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Super Cooled Nickel Ball in Mercury

Well that has made my mind up, I won't be going to mercury any time soon. 8-)
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+3 350. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video 13 Year Old Boy Meets Bart Simpson

Only very slightly creepy :D
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-1 351. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Hunting a Fox From an Eagle's POV via a GoPro

#9 the reason they get such a bad press is that they take one but kill all the rest.
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+3 352. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Just Two Hungry Cats Politely Requesting More Food By Ringing Call Bell

You can ring my bell ell ell ring my bell. The owner must be Pavlovs great grandson with an allergy to dogs. :D
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+2 353. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Recycling at its finest

Incredible product with such minimal tools, when needs must. <3
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0 354. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video Stan Lee explains the difference between Superman and Thor.

Thor the god of thunder was hanging around in the heavens with Odin the god of War. "I'm bored" he said "I wish I could go back down to earth for just one night" Odin says "Well you can, just this once, but remember these are mortals you are a god be careful" So Thor goes down to earth and meet a woman of the night in a bar, goes back to her place and makes love to her for twelve hours none stop, then he goes back to the heavens. and tells Odin what had happened. Odin was furious "That is terrible" he said I told you they were only mortal, you must go back and apologize immediately" So Thor goes back to earth. find the woman and says "Look I'm really sorry about last night, the thing is I'm Thor, the woman says "You're Thor I can't even Pith" :D
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-1 355. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video Hunting a Fox From an Eagle's POV via a GoPro

I haven't watched this yet but something tells me I'm REALLY GOING TO ENJOY IT!! :DO:)

I watched it now I'm sad, it was a real fox or wild cat or something. :(
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-2 356. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video You don't have to be insane to be British but..

#2 Where are you from exactly?
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+6 357. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video Neighbour Tries to Shoot Down Drone

If I saw a drone buzzing around my property, I would definitely shoot it down.
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+5 358. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video Math Professor Fixes Projector Screen (April Fools Prank)

That's one cool prof.
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-3 359. Judge-Jake commented 83 days ago on video Boeing 777 landing high winds at Amsterdam’s Schipol airport.

#5 OMG that was funny you really are a funny guy <3O:).
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-1 360. Judge-Jake commented 83 days ago on video Performing a classic sea shanty.

Anyone spot Captain Birdseye middle right. 8-)
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-3 361. Judge-Jake commented 83 days ago on video World fastest bumper car

Now I am suspicious, not bothered, but suspicious, as I submitted this video the same time that I submitted the 'British Humour' video two up from here? Must be another one of those coincidences :S:( If the bunker in the garden video by Colin Furse ever gets accepted that was on the same day too O:)
If nothing else (and assuming this is a coincidence) it does prove that the big players who need a job by the way, get preference over the little players<3
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-2 362. Judge-Jake commented 83 days ago on video Glass Armonica at Caramoor

#5 I'm English speaker and known for extracting the urine especially from Greek speakers and philologists:D
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0 363. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video A FICTIVE FLIGHT ABOVE REAL MARS

#5 No the whole idea is just silly. It would be far far cheaper to have another world war, get the population down to the bear minimum and then there would be lots of extra space and empty property down here. It could be all done and dusted by the time the first mars crew got back home. :(|):squirrel:
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+6 365. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video Glass Armonica at Caramoor

Just checked ebay and they aren't cheap. :D
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+1 366. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video Construction Robotics SAM 100 OS 2.0

Can you imagine the conversation when the Brickies were first told that there was going to be a new member of the team. 8-)
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0 367. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video Why the Giant Sequoia Needs Fire to Grow

I want to be a ......tree :)
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+4 368. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video camera shutter speed matches helicopter`s rotor

Imagine a world where things just flew, because you wanted them to.:O
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+1 369. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video British entrepreneur invents, builds and files patent for Iron Man-like flight suit

Looks to me like the main issue here is the necessity for upper body strength to keep the turbines under control. Wouldn't it make more sense to fix them onto a gear based frame worn as part of the suit?
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+2 370. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video Tokyo's impermanent skinny house made to age well with owners

It's small but it grows on you. :)
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+1 371. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video Weird stuff that women carry in their handbags

#10 The main reason a woman wouldn't want you to go or look inside her bag is that you will immediately realise how untidy she is. There is nothing important or personal in there just makeup brushes and crap oh and receipts for shoes she hasn't bought. All the personal stuff is in her head and she never forgets it. >:)
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+6 372. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video CBR 1000 vs 125cc SCOOTER ! Racing on a track

Difficult to see what we were watching but very nippy especially on the bends. >:)
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0 373. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video A FICTIVE FLIGHT ABOVE REAL MARS

Well I've chosen my spot for another holiday home but I have a sinking feeling that I'm not going to get many takers.
Having watched this animation, fictively speaking, I can't see why on Earth (or Mars) we would want to go there. A year and a half traveling there and back, plus time spent there for a colourless dead planet where we can't even breath without oxygen masks. We might just as well colonise the moon.:S
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-1 374. Judge-Jake commented 86 days ago on video Close call

I think it was a suicide cult, last few members of Branch Davidians religious sect of Waco. 8-)
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0 375. Judge-Jake commented 86 days ago on video Flying fish hunt - The Hunt: Episode 4 preview - BBC One

#8 To be accurate he is actually English. <3

That last fish was definitely taking the piss and made me wonder if they ever catch a Frigatebird :O
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+3 376. Judge-Jake commented 86 days ago on video Weird stuff that women carry in their handbags

Condoms! no one has admitted to condoms?
Women's bags are so big these days that they can't find anything. Really frustrating when you are waiting in the rain for car keys (or condoms) Then there is the panic when they can't find their mobile phone WHICH IS ALWAYS THERE!!!! I'm sure if records were checked that the increase of IBS in women is directly comparable to temporary misplacement of mobile phones. Vouchers for 10p off something definitely in there somewhere. And the big one CSL's Coffee Shop Loyalty cards with one stamp missing. >:)
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-2 377. Judge-Jake commented 86 days ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE

#32 Do us a favour and post a shed load of video's for the next few months. Check all your ratings, watch all the archive video's of the day and get Burimi back to work. :D
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+2 378. Judge-Jake commented 86 days ago on video Car vs building

Let me guess, his bed ridden, terminally ill father wanted to sit in his car one last time. >:)
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+4 379. Judge-Jake commented 86 days ago on video Woman interrupted during BBC interview

Great parody. :D
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-2 380. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE

Come on Geekster this is not the way to increase the popularity of Snotr! If you want more people to see the last posted video, post it again and keep posting it. Do it daily for a month if you need to, but think about the people who tune in to see new video's on a daily basis. It seems strange that when you have sent message video's in the past Snotr hasn't stopped around them??
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-3 381. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE

Are we to guess that the system has crashed as there doesn't seem to be any video's today?
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0 382. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video This musical illusion will blow your mind!

I recognised the tune the first time and it sounded exactly the same to me after the whisper. I'm also exceptionally good at remembering faces, but I'm exceptionally bad at remembering names. I find it staggering that I can hear a song from say thirty or forty years ago and will remember the lyrics and tune exactly as if I've only heard it last week but I now find it difficult to remember things a new Good old long term memory, bad, bad short term memory. 8-)
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+2 383. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE

I've just sat through a five minute video that only gave a little more information at 3:15 and 4:27 what was the point? All seems to be working well anyway. ;)
Question will the new system limit the amount of video's uploaded by Beemi per week as he really should be encouraged to go out and get a job. 8-)
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-1 384. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Limbless PlayStation Gamer Uses Chin And Shoulder To Play

Amazing kid, good luck to him. I can't Australian commentators though, sounds so false.
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0 385. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Japan taps into recycled phones for Olympic medals

Fuc a what? O:)
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+2 386. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Scary Animal Encounter! Wild Cheetah Jumps In Car During Safari!

I tort I tor a putty tat..I did, I did tor a putty tat. :D
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0 387. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie - 'The Headmaster and the Pupil"

I think Stephen Fry is wonderful, Hugh Laurie is okay. Keeping in the theme of the poem expressing my own opinion I didn't find this remotely funny. Stephen looks like he's having one of his panic attacks hence the sweating. I personally think they work better apart now. Stephen has become a national treasure in England (can't speak for Scotland as Nicola Sturgeon seems to be doing that these days). 8-)
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+5 388. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Blackadder's best insults by nationality!

Funny funny and 100% accurate and terrible quality :D
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+2 389. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Fukushima-hit towns scramble to clear out wild boars

This little piggy went to Fuk u shima
This little piggy stayed at ohm
This little piggy had radioactive plants for dinner
This little piggy had none
and this little piggy got shot for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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+2 390. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Casually Explained: Evolution III - The Human Player Type

Too busy in the real world I'm afraid. :S
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-3 391. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Fry and Laurie - Size Doesn't Count

That was truly awful even for 1987. :(|)
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0 392. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Hummingbird Pool Party Number Five!

I love hummingbirds I wonder if I installed one of those fountains in my garden if they would come 8-) I'm having to make do with Goldfinch this morning. Little known fact about hummingbirds is that they have to eat their own bodyweight in food everyday! They don't need to weigh it though, they just eat another hummingbird. :D
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+1 393. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video How to Tell if a Guy Likes You vs How to Tell if a Girl Likes You

#9 It isn't easy if it isn't hard>:)
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+1 394. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video John Cleese on 'helping' his depressed mother

#5#6#7 Yes keep your comments like this, I like them very much better than usual. :D
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0 395. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson - Beekeeping

pbbt pbbt pbbt. 8-)
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+1 396. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video Intense Moment Brooklyn Police Arrest Man After Chase

He wasn't very nice to his girlfriend either, so I'm thinking twenty years and few visitors 8-)
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+3 397. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video Here’s why flights take longer than they did 50 years ago

Well you didn't need a degree to work all that out did you.
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+1 398. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video Dramatic rescue of suicidal woman pulled by her hair to safety

I have to say I find snotr a bit surreal sometimes. Here we have Burimi thinking it was okay to submit a video of a young woman who if the title is correct, was so desperate that she wanted to end her life and comments congratulating him for reaching 59! OMG! The words bad taste and desensitization come to mind.
PLEASE THINK QUALITY NOT QUANTITY!!!!!!!
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0 399. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Dust Devils On Mars Seen by NASA's Curiosity Rover

I think that should be classed as life devil or not. O:)
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0 400. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Spaghetti-Harvest in Ticino

#6 It's nice to hear a story from you Thunders you should do it more often. <3
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+2 401. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Story about EATKARUS

#5 I have a joke here but I can't use it because Joeman wouldn't like it :D

One he would like is that in that case as of last night I'm a salmon and new potato's ;)
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+1 402. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Tree is so huge it took 126 photos to show it all

The problem as I see it is that after taking 126 photographs of one of the largest trees in the world, they print the picture in the National geographic magazine which is only eight inches tall. 8-)
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0 403. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Tree is so huge it took 126 photos to show it all

I haven't watch this video yet (I'm about to) but I'm pretty sure I could get it in one. :D

Shouldn't it have a silly blond comb over at the top? :D
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+1 404. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video The linden tree

#3 Are you one of those Christian fundamentalist family's by any chance or Amish who have a laptop ? O:)
#5 I'm guessing you have only experienced one of the two? Perhaps the humour is a little over your head? The Tree does smell of (hide you children Joeman) semen, it's on Wikipedia (obviously also not family friendly).
Personally I thought it was hilarious especially Vicky's walk, and the references' to the starchiness of Victorian life, classic comedy.:D
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+1 405. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video Lava 'fire hose' sends steam billowing out of Pacific Ocean

#6 Definitely too much Lava, we are all lava'ed out. 8-)
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0 406. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video Eyes in slow motion

Eyes are so beautiful, especially on the face of a beautiful woman. But no more than two as you can have two much of a good thing<3
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0 407. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video One heck of an airplane

Still an incredible video. :) I would like to see the size of the box that contains all the broken planes from when he was just practicing. ;)
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+1 408. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video Extreme Hurricane Force Bora (Bura) - Croatia - March 05, 2015

Don't you just love it when a documentary only has two words and those words are 'Oh Feck' and that's all you need. :D
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+4 409. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video Spaghetti-Harvest in Ticino

This was in 1957 and if nothing else describes the food ignorance of the UK back in those days. Spaghetti was known in the UK as something that came in a tin often in hoop form and later in alphabet letters in tomato sauce. Tinned Ravioli was introduced to the UK in 1965 and Spaghetti hoops in 67. To my knowledge the majority of the population did not sit down to a spaghetti or pasta dish until well into the 1970's. I would be interested to hear the comments of some of the 'More Mature Snorarians' on their first spaghetti experiences. Having said all that according to Thunders you still can't get a Dona kebab in the USA so we are now well ahead ;)
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+2 410. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video Titan -XIII

Yes it definitely needs a few more legs some fangs and a hairy body suit. Not to mention the facility to expel venom and a sticky web. For full effect a couple of hundred tiny versions could pop out from underneath and run ahead making hissing noises.
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+5 411. Judge-Jake commented 97 days ago on video Irish street dancers do their thing, and without music!

Glad they don't live above me:D
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+4 412. Judge-Jake commented 97 days ago on video North Cliffs Failure - Amazing Cliff Collapse caught on Camera!

Well that's not something you see everyday...Unless you keep pressing replay of course.8-)
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+1 413. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video BASS STRINGS on GUITAR

Fine unless you want to play anywhere within the first two frets.
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+4 414. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video Rare footage: 'Firehose' spews lava into Pacific ocean off Hawaii Island

It looks like a piece of the rainbow has snapped off. 8-)
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+2 415. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video Giant Döner Kebap

#3 No Doner kebabs in America? you have to be joking. They have been giving people in the UK Heart disease since the 70's. Taste great and your first thought when you have had a skinful of Ale. BUT oh my goodness are they bad for you. Just look at all the fat that congeals on your plate the next morning. 8-)
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-1 416. Judge-Jake commented 100 days ago on video Zebra

Not sure why I got negs for my comment at #3? As a Dazzel is another name for a group of Zebra and a Skull is a group of Foxes. :D
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+1 417. Judge-Jake commented 100 days ago on video When Girls Says No!!!

What is strange is that in all these examples the girls/women waited until the whole process had been completed. I mean what did they think was going to happen when the guys started talking to them in public with a bunch of flowers, a ring box in his hands and a band of musicians strumming away behind her. Was it stunned disbelief or did they think he was going to say he didn't want to see them again and they were waiting to cheer. I would have loved to hear some of the reasons why they said no. For the guys, that must have been the lonely moment of their lives <3
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-2 418. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Zebra

#2 Or Dazzel. How's your skull by the way?
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+1 419. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Diligent Guard Dog

Ahh what a great little dog, I wonder if he salutes when a car drives through the gate. :D
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+1 420. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Automatic vs Manual Transmission Explained

My car is automatic but I have to be there. 8-)
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-1 421. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Hilarious Dogs "Fighting"

#10 Yes and everyone just on your videos O:) and a few on Thunders;)
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+1 422. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Hilarious Dogs "Fighting"

#2 Well done Beemi, perhaps now you could think about trying to get a social life. :D
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0 423. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Wrong Place, Wrong Time

He was Wheely wheely Tyred. :S
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+5 424. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video How far back in time could you go and still understand English?

Don't know about going back in time, going forwards it started to get confusing from about 1985. 8-)
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+2 425. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Forget hoverboards! World's first fully-manned hoverbike tested in Moscow

Looking at the seating position it looks more like a flying toilet. My guess is that this thing is prone to flipping over as the pilot looks extremely tense. I think it would instill a lot more confidence if the seat angle was improved and she got rid of the helmet and the biker gear and wore a bikini. ;)
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0 426. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Meanwhile in Bosnia

#7 I was waiting for someone to say that perhaps it was a night out and who knows maybe it was. I guess it doesn't really matter as there have been many video's on Snotr clearly showing absolute alcoholics staggering and fighting. I wasn't suggesting that these video's shouldn't be shown, more that perhaps we should think a little about how these people ended up like this and the lives they now live.
Anyone of us could end up the same way, as life sometimes takes a downward turn. Most people are only two wage packets away from financial grief, you loose you job you can't get another, the bills mount up, you loose your house, you loose your wife and family and you are on the street., Drugs and alcohol make it bearable for a while and then you become dependent and before long if you had the money you might see yourself staggering along on the Snotr boulevard of broken dreams. :|
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0 427. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video 10 Signs You Are HIGHLY INTELLIGENT

#10 Everybody has a photographic memory but not everyone has film.

**same joke for people under twenty five** #10 Everybody has a photographic memory but not everyone has sufficient capacity on their chip.
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0 428. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video CRS-10 | Falcon 9 First Stage Landing

If you are religious and have enough money to take a trip in this vehicle, this will be known as the 'C YEAP L FM' close your eyes and pray like feck moment. :D
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+5 429. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Meanwhile in Bosnia

#4 I do agree with you and the problem is that in isolation mankind has always laughed at the sight of a drunk person struggling to do a normal thing like walking down a road. If we were to see the whole day and the next and the next it wouldn't be at all funny and would indeed show the tragedy off this persons life.
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+3 430. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Keukenhof - The World's Biggest Flower Garden, Filmed With A Drone

Beautiful, the drone has certainly revolutionised the art of video. <3
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+1 431. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video 2000 gaz bottles explodes in Southern France

They have both got 'Pro' in it init. >:)
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+1 432. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Bolton strid

Surly they could have throw something in attached to a rope like a dummy or the cameraman for instance to demonstrate it's force. :S
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+4 433. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video The Furniture Farmer | That's Amazing

Just for the record (and forgetting about the spelling) it's not pronounced Durbyshire it's pronounced Darbyshire but spelt Derbyshire. Just telling you that so that if you go there and tell someone from Derbyshire that you 'love it here in Durbyshire' they will probably punch you in the face, funny lot the Derbyshians. :D:squirrel:

Derby itself, the town, is about twenty miles from Nottingham where Robin Hood's Great, Great, Grandson Burt Hood still with his wife Joyce. Everyone know about Burt and Joyce in Nottinghamshire. If you want to outwit someone from the area tell them that their city was once called Snotingham. You would be right. :P
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+4 434. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video California City

I would have liked to have seen where the populated part started and the surrounding area.
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+3 435. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video What Happens If A Timer Turns To 10000 Hours!?

His timer is obviously faulty, he needs to take it back to the shop and repeat the experiment with a new one. :D
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0 436. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Colin Furze does it again.

#2 Smoke free zone. <3
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0 437. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video German remote-controlled Goliath demolition tank of WW2

#2 That's all very well but if it had emissions do you think the Germans would have lied about them? :D
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+2 438. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video 2000 gaz bottles explodes in Southern France

#2 They were propelled into the air so must have been propane<3
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+3 439. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Impressive F-16 Touch and GO followed by 2 aileron roll's

Smooth operator ;)
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0 440. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Tornado!

#7 Maybe it was remote.
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+1 441. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Cool Crocodile

#6 And Tuesdays. <3
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+2 442. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Colin Furze does it again.

#1 Absolutely agree, try it at your friends home instead. :D
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-1 443. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video German remote-controlled Goliath demolition tank of WW2

I wonder if the Germans lied about the emissions coming off this beauty lol. O:)
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+1 444. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Had to be done I guess.

A highly contested position to hold. >:)
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+1 445. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video 2000 gaz bottles explodes in Southern France

When you have heard 1 Gaz bottle explode in southern France you have heard them all. 8-)
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-2 446. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Top Fuel Acceleration

#13 Thanks I still don't like it though
#14 Everyone understood but no one cares lol. O:)
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0 447. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Monstrous whirlpool eats everything

#16 If it keeps spinning eventually its where we will all live. :D
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0 448. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Top Fuel Acceleration

I know we all have volume controls but I am so sick of this style of music and I use the word music very loosely.
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+1 449. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Russian military helicopter asking a truck driver for directions

"Directions?" "Well to start with this is the ground, you should be in the air":S

Alternatively he was asking him if he had a Yorkie (just to confuse anyone who isn't from GB). ;)
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0 450. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video An artist transforms balls of dirt into beautiful, shiny spheres like none you've seen.

Looking at his stock levels it doesn't appear to be for financial gain.
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+1 451. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Cool Crocodile

Now I'd like to see a little hat with a string under the chin and some lip stick. >:)
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-1 452. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Crazy amount of Sea lions on dock.

#9 Basically a duet:D
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-1 453. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video Roadtrain

It's more like a road rocket each section is jettisoned just so the first one with the parachute gets the driver to his job at the bottom of a deep quarry. :D
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0 454. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video Tornado!

Pity they didn't leave the window wipers going then again perhaps they blew off first.>:)
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+2 455. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video Crazy amount of Sea lions on dock.

'Song'
Sea lions on the dock of a bay
waiting for the man to chase them away a hey
Sea lions on the dock of a bay a hey wasting time.
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0 456. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video Recording fail

He ran and he ran and he's still running. :D
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+2 457. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video If Moms Ate Like Their Kids

To be honest I couldn't tell if their kids were toddlers or teenagers. 8-)
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0 458. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video The World Is Slowly Running Out Of Sand

Why don't they just take the sand from Shite beaches like Skegness or Bournmouth or Russia. 8-)
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+1 459. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Living with a buffalo

What an incredible creature and what a great relationship. If i was at all cynical I might mention the fact he is constantly reminded that if he misbehaves he might end up on the wall like his stuffed cousin. O:)
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0 460. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Magic liquid

#10 He's around, but someone painted him blue with this stuff and now you can only see him for a while when it rains. :D
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-1 461. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video 1000 Hours in 12 Minutes - Making A Large Wheel Skeleton Clock

#3 Been there already, don't know why I was surprised that he is an Australian but I was, guess his ancestors were English. O:)
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-4 462. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Clint Eastwood Shootouts

#2 You seem to have a problem pal, I meant your one handed typing. :D
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0 463. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Clint Eastwood Shootouts

He must suffer from RSI of the right hand these days, just like foxy. :D
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+9 464. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video 1000 Hours in 12 Minutes - Making A Large Wheel Skeleton Clock

Absolutely amazing what a skill to behold. This deserves the best video ever shown on Snotr award. Mesmerising. Well done CG. :)
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0 465. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Magic liquid

#8 It's blue that all you need to know. Just ask for it by name, people will understand. >:)
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-2 466. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video The Zero F**ks Given RX7

Is he dead yet?
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+2 467. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Burger king- valentines adult meal

Now it's commonly known that like MacDonald's, Burger King pay minimum wage. So I think it's fair to say that the turnover of staff is going to be quite high. Whenever you have a high turnover of staff, there is always going to be a certain amount of disloyalty and lets face it some (not all) of the people that will be attracted to working at minimum wage, albeit temporarily, will in some cases be, those kind of people that, maybe had a bit of a reputation at school to, let's say not give a rats ass. My only hope is that just a few of those people switched the adult gifts over with some of the children's toys and allowing for obvious choking hazards, which lets face it might also have been a problem for the adults, especially if the egg whisk/spider catcher was used for tonsil stimulation. Moreover in the switch I wonder how many additional cases of toy car up the ass removal was logged at the local hospital Emergency rooms. :D
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+3 468. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video This Little Boy Does NOT Want To Get Married

He thinks before he speaks the opposite is sadly the downfall of a lot of adults and all politicians. ;)
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-1 469. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Dog rescued from hot tar bath

It does beg the question who left a pool of hot tar open to the elements for a dog or possibly child to fall into in the first place? But I'm so glad he was rescued and made a full recovery. O:)
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-1 470. Judge-Jake commented 111 days ago on video Magic liquid

https://youtu.be/i_lzeHYNngE Here's a coming back blue song ;)
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-1 471. Judge-Jake commented 111 days ago on video Foreplay to a swing party

#13 Llwynog cloff ;)
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0 472. Judge-Jake commented 111 days ago on video How to Catch Moles Alive.

I don't believe this and I didn't believe it last time it was on. Although I did manage to creep up an a hole on my left arm the other day, I got it trapped under a finger then quickly stuck a plaster over it. I'm going to have another look later and see if it's asleep. 8-)
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+2 473. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Windy day in Russia!

I would have sat there all day :D
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+2 474. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Baby ducklings rescued by six-year-old girl in Orange County

#2 That's very cynical of you :D
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-1 475. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Foreplay to a swing party

#10 I know what to do with them now! After three or four days of solid love making, I take them into the field and teach them how to shoot foxes. :D:D:D;)
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+9 476. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Baby ducklings rescued by six-year-old girl in Orange County

I just hope it wasn't Mia's little sister that put those ducklings down that hole in the first place. :D
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+2 477. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Unbelievable private museum of old cars , guns , and memorabilia

#3 He built the Dragon motor cycle in the 60's that's where he made his money.

#5 That's a shame because you missed you missed some incredible gear.
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0 478. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Unbelievable private museum of old cars , guns , and memorabilia

He looks like Robert De Niro. When he was in one of his bedrooms I worked out that he had about two million dollars worth of Machine guns, very soon after that I stopped counting. That's what you call a collection. He right as well what has the the last thirty years got to show in terms of style. :|
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0 479. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Holocaust survivor interview 2017

Ok I must be having a slow blond moment here, but would someone please explain #4's comment? I'm seeing the hitler in the middle of the bastardised line from the lords prayer but I don't understand the point. Is it simply saying that the big guy or girl or monkey also gave us Hitler? :squirrel:
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+4 480. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video A walk on the edge of Stetinden mountain cliffs

Vertigo city. :S............................................
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+1 481. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Bath Time

It's not swimming it's floating and that whirlpool effect is probably making him feel nauseous. Of course it must be a regular occurrence for an owl to have bath in the wild. 8-)
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+1 482. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Foreplay to a swing party

#6 Totally agree that when the day comes you shoot me first then I'll shoot you. However when we practise I'll shoot you first otherwise I'd be dead at the practice and therefore wouldn't gain the necessary skills to make a clean kill. After all I wouldn't want to miss your big fat head on the big day. :D<3

#7 Are you insane? are you suggesting that one day I'm going to wake up in the morning and look forward to sitting around a table with an old version of Foxy, Thunders, Beemi, (not Suxi) and another crowd of wrinkly old people and actually get excited about trying to keep a fecking balloon on a table armed only with a piece of pipe insulation. Well that might be for you Hulidoordon't but count me out. I'll be too busy chasing women, catching them, and then wondering what to do with them. >:)
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+5 483. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video Foreplay to a swing party

#1 You're a fox someone will shoot you long before then :D I have to say, and it pains me to do so, believe me, but I do agree with you. :S
The thought of ending up sitting around a fecking table holding a knob shape (pipe insulation from dead Mary's room at a guess) with a load of other wrinklies trying to keep a couple of bollock shaped balloons on a table that we are going to be dribbling cake onto around 4 o'clock, is so depressing. So if you manage to avoid the farmer and your gun has two bullets, save one for me. :D
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-2 484. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video 8-8-15 Massive Wet Microburst + Slow Mo Tucson, AZ

Do you think it said "Not for Broadcast" because it was quite boring? :S
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-4 485. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video The Devil Went Down To Georgia White Trash Washing Machine Cover

As with some duo's the wrong one is on vocals. :D
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+1 486. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video 109-Year-Old Veteran and His Secrets to Life Will Make You Smile

Mr Overton now needs 24 hour care but still lives at home. Care is costing $480 a day and his family do not have the money to pay so there is a crowd fund ongoing.
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0 487. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Corolla almost swipes pedestrian on sidewalk and then pays them off

#11 Well I've never tried one of your sandwiches, so I'll have to take your word for that. Just so long as they arn't those damm Yankee sandwiches you know the one's that are 17 inches thick, basically two pieces of bread with a cooked pig in the middle with an apple in his mouth. O:)<3
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-1 488. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video The Four 4s - Numberphile (for the math nerds amongst us)

Three negs (lol at #8) You mathematicians are a very touchy lot lighten up it's boring get over yourselves. :D
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+2 489. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Baby talks to Dad on the Telephone

I'm fairly sure it's mandarin ;)
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+1 490. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Coffee spoon instrument

#5 He's Russian perhaps he's engaged to a bear. :(|)
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0 491. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Corolla almost swipes pedestrian on sidewalk and then pays them off

#6 Beemi you are neglecting to allow for the reasoning that my comments are always at and above a satisfactory level, but that you may not have the necessary delicate apparatus to evaluate them. :D

#7 Thunders you were funny once last week, I think it was Thursday. I Can't remember a time prior to that, but it's lovely to have you here as a trophy Snorarian, oh and you make very nice coffee, and the place has never looked so tidy<3
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+3 492. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Corolla almost swipes pedestrian on sidewalk and then pays them off

Or maybe it was his Mum giving him his bus fare. 8-)
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+1 493. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Turkish guy risks his life saving a trapped dog

#7 Ah Shucks you complimenter you <3
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+2 494. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Coffee spoon instrument

#2 Well thank you and I'm glad to have spread a little happiness your way. O:)
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-1 495. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Homemade pendulum rolling ball clock

I wonder if it's still ticking :|
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+4 496. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Huge Explosion In A Fabric In Spain | Explosion Factory Paterna España

What was that a flying car? Was that the last few seconds of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang BOOM!!!>:)
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+2 497. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video TWO CUTE DOGS HAVING A SHOWER!!!

Overall out of ten, I think these dogs, would rate this shower, about a one. :D The one on the left is thinking 'No I can still taste Foxy's poo' :S
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+2 498. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Man vs Bear Compilation

All off to shit in the woods............... even some of the bears.>:)
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+9 499. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Coffee spoon instrument

Now I need to find a coffee shop who supply spoons with holes in the handle. He needs to find a shop where they sell shampoo. 8-)
Now wait for the orchestral video version it's only a matter of time, may the force be with them. :(|)
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+1 500. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Killing a wheelbarrow

#10 Well funny though it was and it was, it was very irresponsible and rather dangerous. I do wonder when pranks like this are undertaken if the perpetrators think it through, beyond the 'wheelbarrow falls on someone's head and I spend nine years in prison for manslaughter part' These days with video camera's and YouTube (a dangerous duo if your job depends on it not being seen by the boss) the likelihood is that someone you know shouldn't get to see this, is going to see it and then how are you going to pay your mortgage/rent, feed your children?
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-1 501. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video Judge Shows Mercy

#7 We Judges are like that, but don't cross us because we will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and park longer than one minute before the designated time. ;)
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+7 502. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video Killing a wheelbarrow

If that hadn't gone off you could never, ever, ever, return to that wheelbarrow. :x

#1 It looked like a Terradactylwheelbarrowosaurus O:)
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0 503. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video Turkish guy risks his life saving a trapped dog

#4#5 The only problem is that it will be shortened to Ug. Like when you call your child Nobby , Feckface or Twatski. >:)
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-3 504. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video Rabbit vs Falcon

#8 I'm going with the theory that you put the '#3' in error and that you did actually think the video above had actually finished and you were surprised by it. :D
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0 505. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video Transporting alpacas

I'm sure there is a law about transporting Alpacas in your car without seat-belts:D
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-2 506. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video Judge Shows Mercy

I once had to go to court for a parking ticket,, I pleaded insanity. I said "Your Honor why would anyone in their right mind park in the overtaking lane". Then I asked the judge if he knew the time, when he told me I said "No further questions" The judge said "Do you promisie to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" I said "Yes you're ugly, you see that woman in the Jury I'd really like to sleep with her, would you like me to go on or are you going to ask me questions" :x
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+4 507. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video Turkish guy risks his life saving a trapped dog

That dog will never forget that man and one day if that man finds himself trapped at the edge of a raging river, guess who will turn up with a ladder, dragging it along the road? Yes the fire-brigade, but who will have called the fire brigade? Okay the mans wife, but how will she have been alerted? Yes maybe she could hear him from the kitchen, but you can be sure of one thing, that Dog will be sitting in his basket in front of the fire with a bone remembering that man. <3
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-3 508. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Rabbit vs Falcon

#5 What ending? You mean when the video stopped before we knew how it ended, is that the ending you mean? :D
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0 509. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Death Garden

#9 It not like you to be funny Thunders, well done.O:)
#11 The only problem is, that is him now and he's 47 :D
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-2 510. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Half a forest falls on a bus

It's as if half that forest was just waiting for that bus, evil half a forest. Of course it does beg the question that if half a forest falls down in a forest (and forgetting the bus) and no one is there to hear it!, does it make a sound?

I think this video is a prime example of a BASTA Bear Ass Scratch Tree Avalanche. Somewhere deep in the forest a bear after shitting in the woods was using a tree to scratch his ass clean, the tree gave way and Wallah. >:)
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+4 511. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Most AMAZING Spiders In The World!

I especially didnt like the Brazilian wandering around spider particularly when she mentioned the Banana bit. And I didn't much like the Camel toe spider you never know where one of those big feckers are going to hide. I think that is the reason small women are generally preferable to men, less risk of a surprise appearance. :'(
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0 512. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video This Dude Rides His Harley Like a Rice Rocket! Crazy sharp turns!

Total Twat, only a matter of time before he's under the wheels of a lorry. I just hope it's something big and heavy rather than a young family in a hatchback. :(
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0 513. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Death Garden

#4 No I'm sure that will be fine probably schhh
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+5 514. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Mary Ellis ~ Air transport Auxillary pilot second World war.

#1 Not a popular chose of comment was it, trust you. :(|)

I was listening to an interview with this lady a short while back. Incredible that these women who joined the war effort learned to fly and kept a steady supply of Spitfires from the factories to the pilots which made them paramount in the winning of the Battle of Britain in the air and ultimately defeated the Nazi's. There must have been some amazing memories re fired by this flight and I bet she was also thinking of all the brave lads who died in the planes she delivered.

I salute you Mary and all those like you. <3
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+1 515. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Amazing Upward Lightning!

#11 I'm sure you are long gone but to clarify:- No religion is a religion of science and reason. (With the obvious exception of Scientology which at least has it in it's title, although that's were it also ends) Most religions and incidentally Islam in particular hold back this world with their ancient beliefs based on nonsense that was written thousands of years ago, when no one knew of even the existence of the Atom. No one had looked through a microscope or a telescope. Sacrifice was the solution to problems because nobody knew any better, praying is just hoping and goes in one direction only. Since those early days the world has increased it's wisdom, much is known and yes there is much, much more to learn, but sadly some people choose not to accept how far we have come and instead prefer to live their lives as the ignorant did in days gone by.
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+4 516. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Two Goats, One Pot

I think they just wanted some private time. "Hey I've got something to tell you, but I don't want the other goats to hear"..."uum ok I have an idea" O:)
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+3 517. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Indoor bike trial

Yet another reason why you don't rent to students. :D
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0 518. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Death Garden

If I was running a garden full of plants that would kill you, I wouldn't know that there were about 95 of them, I would know that there were EXACTLY 95 of them and if one of them went missing, I would want to know exactly where it fecking went 8-)
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-1 519. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video Victorian Era footage

#20 Yes and TB, Polio, no cure at all for cancer, the workhouse, poverty, the smell. Queen Victoria once said that she would bathe, one a month, whether she needed to or not. Wonderful times O:)
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+2 520. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video Baby Bruce Lee

He's going to be a nasty little barsteward when he grows up :P
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0 521. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video Teacher has a personalized handshake for every pupil

#4 Doesn't he mean, maybe they didn't was their hands? Is that racist?
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+3 522. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video The floating stick man explained

How is that that all these years of using non permanent markers that I haven't accidentally drawn a stickman at the bottom of a dish and poured water over it. 8-)
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+8 523. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video Rafael Fiziev enters the Matrix

That guy's just got no back bone. :D
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-3 524. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video Teacher has a personalized handshake for every pupil

I wonder if he uses similar moves to disarm them when they draw guns and knives after playtime. :squirrel:
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+1 525. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video Watch A Lava 'Fire Hose' Stream Into Pacific Ocean

It almost doesn't look real like it shouldn't be there. Imagine being a fish being hit by that. 8-)
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+2 526. Judge-Jake commented 121 days ago on video Why Earth Is A Prison and How To Escape It

We own the universe a dept that is 4.5 billion years old8-) oh Feck think of the interest!! :S
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+2 527. Judge-Jake commented 121 days ago on video Screw This Traffic Jam, I Have Places To Be!

Oh so he lives in a dyke. :D
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+4 528. Judge-Jake commented 121 days ago on video People Who Hate Cats Meet Kittens

They are like children it's kinda like how you bring them up. But I prefer dogs. <3
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0 529. Judge-Jake commented 121 days ago on video Who needs instruments when you have a walking stick

Yes he looks nice a nice guy. :D
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0 530. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video "Tumbleweed Tango"

My that was tense. O:)
I kinda thought they would fly into the sun and pop like Icarus. <3
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0 531. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video Dancing baby shows off adorable moves

#8 Oh yes of course especially if it rains. <3
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0 532. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video Boeing space suit

#4 So what colour would they need to be and grey. <3
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+1 533. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video Hard life of panda zookeeper

#13 TELL HIM TO FECK OFF. >:)
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0 534. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video Dancing baby shows off adorable moves

#5 That doesn't surprise anyone. :S Thank goodness I'm going on holiday shortly. :x

I hate dancing babies it's not natural, far prefer to watch dancing mummies. :D

#1 I have no problem submitting them, its getting shown that's the problem:S
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+3 535. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video 10 Strongest Alcohols in the World

The way the camera shot changed momentarily at around 8 sec made me not believe the whole video >:)
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+4 536. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video lightest metal ever

#1#2 You two ladies are so picky. :D
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+1 537. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT

#9 That's so beautiful............<3
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0 538. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video Daniel Bodin Lands Huge Double Backflip on a Snowmobile!

I guess it's the triple now and so it goes on and on and on and on :(|)
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+2 539. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video Hard life of panda zookeeper

I'd hate working with Panda's cubs...(disengage lie mode) :D
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0 540. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video A squirrely escape

#5 You have probably reached the upper limit of a million submits Beemi won't be far behind you. >:)
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0 541. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video Boeing space suit

#2 Wouldn't it clash with your hair colour? O:)
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+1 542. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT

I think he misheard her but then anyone can make a mistake said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin. 8-)
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+5 543. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video Crankin' Up the 3-String Shovel Guitar!

I like to call a spade a spade, but I guess now maybe I need to call it a guitar. Absolutely brilliant I want one!! just off to the shed with my drill. O:)
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+3 544. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video Train plows through trees after snow storm!

#2 Trust me Beemi it's better than imagining yourself on the outside of that train. :D
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+6 545. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video A squirrely escape

OOOu that's gotta hurt. :x:squirrel:
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0 546. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video Escalator Fail Compilation!

#5 But did you notice how all the people were looking straight into the camera while walking along? I hate Moving Stares :P
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+3 547. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Escalator Fail Compilation!

0.40 That's gotta hurt dive man WTF!!!

Don't you have to pass some kind of a test to drive a wheelchair!!! Feck!
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+1 548. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Perfect tornados

Don't some people have horrible screechy voices. 8-)
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+8 549. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Russian Paratroopers test new uniform in arctic water

Well that certainly wasn't exciting. I don't know why they bother having arctic suits in the army. In my opinion if there is going to be any fighting over land dispute covered in fecking Ice, let em have it, we'll keep the grass. I mean it's not even proper land! When the planet heats up in a few million years time they will be swimming on their land. >:)
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+1 550. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Always watch where you are going!

#4 If you mean Schadenfreudeling, I didn't actually learn it anew, I have always done it, I just didn't know there was such a funny word to describe it. >:)
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-1 551. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Microscopic Time-Lapse: See the Crazy Chemistry of Reacting Metal | Short Film Showcase

#5 OOOUU don't say things like that :squirrel:
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-5 552. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video SPOOKY GLOWING PUPPET

The little shiter has been on Snotr before. I don't think I liked it last time but funnily enough I still don't. 8-)
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+3 553. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Always watch where you are going!

If that had been a few inches higher, it may not have ended quite so well. 8-) I'm now feeling a little guilty over the schadenfreude I'm feeling. :S
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+6 555. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Titan Touchdown

I was going to say "aren't we clever" but then I thought no 'WE' aren't, just a very small proportion of the population who have managed to push technology to this degree, it really is extraordinary and I salute them. :)<3<3
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+3 556. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Sparrow Frozen to Fence Rescue

#2 It's perfectly true.
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0 557. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Britain's Got Talent - Finals Côr Glanaethwy Welsh Choir Perform Hallelujah

#6 Or it's your end. It works just fine here. (i)
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-5 558. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Ever wondered how a 2500HP FunnyCar on a Dyno sounds like?

#1#2 I would like to say that I have no fecking what the feck you are talking about neither do I give a rats ass, just thought that needed clarifying. >:)
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+6 559. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Inauguration Day - A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump's Inauguration

I thought it was gonna be great and it was, it was great, it's always gonna be great. :squirrel:
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+1 560. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video 2016's Worst Red-Light Runners in Florida

#1 You do know it's 'Hurt' don't you? :D
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+1 561. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Underground City of Australia, Coober Pedy

#3 They soak it up in their fur and giant eyes for they are the Morlocks. >:)
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-1 562. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video New way to catch fish

One of these dolphins will probably evolve to be president of the USA.
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+12 563. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Sparrow Frozen to Fence Rescue

Well done that man, lovely little bird. <3

A few years ago I purchased a bird feeder which was also squirrel proof. It had three sections so that you could fill it up with peanuts, wild bird seed and sunflower hearts. I filled it up before a two week holiday and it was virtually empty when I returned. The morning after I returned I found a blue tit had managed to get inside the feeder presumably to get at some seed trapped half way up. Basically it was stuck and I had to totally dismantle the feeder to get it out, good job I hadn't gone on a three week holiday!! I sent photographs and a stern letter to the manufacturer and they had to bring out a modification to the feeder. :|
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+2 564. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video Mount Rainier National Park

Excellent photography and music, beautiful place I wonder how many people get eaten by bears there every year, you know approximately. :D
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+3 565. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video Sex Doll, Sex Doll....are you a Sex doll?!

#3 Was it self inflating or did he have to pump it himself. >:)
I'm guessing the doll he had at home wanted a threesome. <3
Or he was trying to get his neighbour into wife swapping:S
Or the dogging park he went to, had too long a queue and he needed someone to talk to while he waited. :P
Or the internet was down :|
Or she looked about the same size as his wife and he was going shopping for a new dress for her birthday. :O
Or his last one was full and the council were refusing to take it away. :x
Or it was just so he could say "Yes she put up a struggle but luckily I had my screwdriver with me".(i)
Or maybe it was just to keep his mother company while he went to a real prostitute. :*
Or maybe this was the first time we've seen Foxy on video:'(
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0 566. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video Knotted up illusion

#3 You seem to be typing gibberish Thunders do you need to see a Dr? O:)

I was waiting in the doctors surgery in the week for absolutely no reason, eventually the receptionist asked me if I needed to see a doctor, I said "I don't know, what kind of a doctor is he?" she said "He's a foot doctor". I said "I'd to see a man that tall". Suddenly a door opened and a twelve inch man walked out. "Take off your shoe's and socks" he said, so I took off my shoe's and socks, he looked and my feet and said "Naw there's nothing wrong with you". I said "now take off your shoes and socks" so he took off his shoe's and socks. He said "What do you think" I said "Well I don't know I've seen bigger feet on a bird" then he started running around the room flapping his arms and whistling really loud....., so I left.
What the hell did you think was going to happen ....you guys are weird. 8-)
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-2 567. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video Britain's Got Talent - Finals Côr Glanaethwy Welsh Choir Perform Hallelujah

You can't touch that. Absolutely superb :) Not Tools Opiate that's absolute shite..
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+2 568. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video Knotted up illusion

I B S Irritable bowel syndrome in art-form O:) I'd now like to see her do tongue tied :|
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+7 569. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video NYX Face Awards Serbia 2016 - Optical illusion -Wooden puppet doll *Winner*

Very clever quite an artist. :)
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0 570. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video Pulp Fiction Theme played with a food mixer

#4 It just a low res recording, about twenty years ago you would have thought it normal. :D
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0 571. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video Fastest ever crash (WORLD RECORD)

#5 It was Foxy explaining his intellect again. :D
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+1 572. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video Hill Climb Havoc

#5 It's not just physics it's also astrology. 8-)
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+2 573. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video Truck hits roadside houses like rocket

#1 Or a practice run for Isis. :S
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+3 574. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video Pulp Fiction Theme played with a food mixer

Obviously a student, doesn't have an oven. ;)
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0 575. Judge-Jake commented 129 days ago on video Half-Life 2: Crossbow Endurance

This is probably what Isis radicalization videos look like! A couple of days of this in a darkened room and you'd be done I think. :S
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0 576. Judge-Jake commented 129 days ago on video World's fastest talking man sings Michael Jackson's BAD in 20 seconds

#2 I bet you could take him Thunders. :D
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+8 577. Judge-Jake commented 130 days ago on video The Importance of Load Balancing When Towing

I hate trailers..... always spoils the film 8-)
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+8 578. Judge-Jake commented 130 days ago on video A hug is worth a thousand words.

Forgive me for the 'cut n paste' but I typed this for another dog video a couple of weeks back and as it was nearly at the end most of you may have missed it. Dogs certainly know what you are feeling, I've had dogs all my life, as a child and as an adult. I've noticed a pattern over the years, where young couples get together and almost to cement their relationships they get a dog. Usually a bad idea because they often both work and I'm sorry to say often the wrong breed of dog (but I won't go into that now). A few years later if things work out along comes the babies, it's a little like the song 'Lonely boy' by Andrew Gold, only with a dog. Of course then the attention changes to the child and the relationship with the dog often suffers, sadly this is a time so many dogs get re-homed.

I have experienced the death of a dog, too many times in my life already. Five times to be exact, plus three others when I wasn't actually present as I was too young, I then only experienced the empty space they left behind. I also saw my Father cry on those three occasions and no other times in his life.

Unless you have lived with a dog, shared toast and other tit bits with them, slept with them on the couch, had them follow you around the house, greet you when you have only been gone for an hour, just the same as if you had left them for a week. Watched them sleep, watched them dream and smelt the fur at the side of their face as they nuzzle up close to you. Unless you have lived and loved a dog, you could never understand the way they make you feel, how they get under your skin and the absolute pain of that final day, when they say goodbye, for the last time. It's a pain that is almost unbearable and dog lovers will tell you, that they cried more when their dog died than when they lost a relative. It really is indescribable and each time it happens, a little part of you dies with them and each one leaves a void in your life that can never be filled. Each time you think about them in the future the pain is still there forever raw and your eyes fill with water at your loss.

Some people never have another dog so as not to suffer like that again, others can't live their lives without one. I would be the latter. Sometime over the next five years, it is highly likely I will be saying goodbye to four more dogs and I am absolutely dreading each one. <3
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+1 579. Judge-Jake commented 130 days ago on video A Magician Never Shows You How A Trick Is Done, Unless They're Penn & Teller

#1 Just noticed (and it took a year) that you put red COPS can't understand why you got 8 up-votes...must be magic. :D by the way using misdirection while you were reading this I took one of your up votes away lol. ;)
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0 580. Judge-Jake commented 130 days ago on video European Rallycross big crash at Buxtehude, Germany 2009

#3 It's only since Burimi got that job and hasn't got the time to submit as often. :D
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+1 581. Judge-Jake commented 130 days ago on video Amazing Car Control

I think that might have been me.
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-1 582. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video Idiot on a Motorcycle Demonstrates How Not to do a Burnout

#15 As I implied and you just confirmed, it did require hard work on your part and no interest or effort on mine. ::(|)
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-1 583. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video The song of the butterfly

Okay that's 15....
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+6 584. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video Scrubs - DevilDriver

#1 You have a job?
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+6 585. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video Monster Truck Breaks floor

The first Monster truck show with a built in Car-wash.:D
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+3 586. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video 200+ mph Nitro RC Car

That was more like 2000 mph bloody quick. Did it say it was radio controlled? I'm surprised the radio could keep up with it. ;)
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-1 587. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video Idiot on a Motorcycle Demonstrates How Not to do a Burnout

#12 Well it must be nice for you to know that you have a purpose after-all, believe me when I say that no one is more surprised than I. Now with the wonders of the internet (The place where you will have read your new German/English word from, probably an hour before you used it on here and called it your own) there is little point in me using another foreign word for you to look up and pretend you knew, so I'll just say you are a little meshugana and send you on your way. <3 Incidentally fecking your mother is very common in the fox world, I'm surprised you didn't know that oh fountain of all knowledge and crachboer. <3
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0 588. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Idiot on a Motorcycle Demonstrates How Not to do a Burnout

Come to think of it the interesting thing about SCHADENFREUDE is that if you ask someone to try and pronounce it who a) Doesn't speak German or b) Just hasn't come across the word before, you could derive a certain amount of schadenfreude from their poor pronunciation of the word itself. :D
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-1 589. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Idiot on a Motorcycle Demonstrates How Not to do a Burnout

#6 Not the amount of letters that was an issue foxytrot, but absolutely not a word I had come across, so thanks for that and I'll look forward to using it over you in the future. >:)
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-2 590. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Scrubs: The Very Best Of Ted

#4 Me?...........8-)
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-1 591. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video The song of the butterfly

#11 Lol.... Come on guys it's time to fill in the gap. Lets flood the comment section and get to 34 :D
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-2 592. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Scrubs: The Very Best Of Ted

#2 Who? ........................................:S
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-1 593. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Dizzy Turkey

I had a girlfriend do that to me about five years back on the top of a multistory car park at midnight in Sweden. Fell right off and landed right in the seat of an open top jeep being transported by one of those car transporter lorries carrying nineteen other cars on the way to Belgium. The driver was really into picking up hitchhikers and he picked up nineteen more before we left the Swedish border, we all had our own cars. Then he drove at ninety miles an hour and we all got speeding tickets. From that day to this I have never been to the top of a Multistory car-park, not once, I went cold turkey. 8-)
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+3 594. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Scrubs: The Very Best Of Ted

Great character creation. O:)
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0 595. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Idiot on a Motorcycle Demonstrates How Not to do a Burnout

#3 That's around the same time that I tagged you when you first appeared on Snotr, possibly three seconds earlier actually :'( :D ;)
I wonder which hurt most the pain from the crash or the ever lasting pain of embarrassment every time he met his mates in the pub and they called "Hey EVIL over here" :D
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-2 596. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video The song of the butterfly

#32 He is, there are lot of video's of him as a street performer on YouTube. :)
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+7 597. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video Humvee Climbing Vertical Wall

It climbed the wall ok but it was obviously scared of the fence. :S
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-1 598. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video The song of the butterfly

#3 I hope you are not taking the Lords name in vain, you Blasphemous Scouse Git. O:)
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0 599. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video Temperature outside,-47 Celsius, Oops, i just broke my seat

The next video is of his wife breaking his arse. :D
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-3 600. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video Not far from home

I switched this off at 29 seconds as I feared it was going to be yet another bike video. :x
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0 601. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video Mercedes S 500 Plug-In Hybrid Commercial (Nico Rosberg, Lewis Hamilton) 2014

#4 Yeah but that's different they are girls and anyway they weren't there.....were they....oh I'm going to have to have another look now...One gone is one gone forever lol....>:)
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+1 602. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video Further Proof That Babies And Dogs Can, Will, And Should Be Best Friends

#13 Yes I remember that video very poignant. <3
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0 603. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video The song of the butterfly

It's actually a really nice peaceful experience if you open up your mind a little. Istvan Sky has an incredible singing voice. The problem these days is that people are so used to listening to commercially produced music which doesn't require any thought. ;)
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+2 604. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Further Proof That Babies And Dogs Can, Will, And Should Be Best Friends

#7#8#9#10 I've had dogs all my life, as a child and as an adult. I've noticed a pattern over the years, where young couples get together and almost to cement their relationships they get a dog. Usually a bad idea because they often both work and I'm sorry to say often the wrong breed of dog (but I won't go into that now). A few years later if things work out along comes the babies, it's a little like the song 'Lonely boy' by Andrew Gold, only with a dog. Of course then the attention changes to the child and the relationship with the dog often suffers, sadly this is a time so many dogs get re-homed.

I have experienced the death of a dog, too many times in my life already. Five times to be exact, plus three others when I wasn't actually present as I was too young, I then only experienced the empty space they left behind. I also saw my Father cry on those three occasions and no other times in his life.

Unless you have lived with a dog, shared toast and other tit bits with them, slept with them on the couch, had them follow you around the house, greet you when you have only been gone for an hour, just the same as if you had left them for a week. Watched them sleep, watched them dream and smelt the fur at the side of their face as they nuzzle up close to you. Unless you have lived and loved a dog, you could never understand the way they make you feel, how they get under your skin and the absolute pain of that final day, when they say goodbye, for the last time. It's a pain that is almost unbearable and dog lovers will tell you, that they cried more when their dog died than when they lost a relative. It really is indescribable and each time it happens, a little part of you dies with them and each one leaves a void in your life that can never be filled. Each time you think about them in the future the pain is still there forever raw and your eyes fill with water at your loss.

Some people never have another dog so as not to suffer like that again, others can't live their lives without one. I would be the latter. Sometime over the next five years, it is highly likely I will be saying goodbye to four more dogs and I am absolutely dreading each one. <3
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+4 605. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Volvo Trucks Emergency braking at its best!

#1 I was thinking that too, it needs to deploy a big impact sponge at the back end. >:)
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-1 606. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Mercedes S 500 Plug-In Hybrid Commercial (Nico Rosberg, Lewis Hamilton) 2014

#2 You and the Guys Thunders, have you got a bit of Nymphomania going on somewhere? :D
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-1 607. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Extreme Slam Dunk Show on Speeding Train | Dunking Devils

#16 So how was it? ;)
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-1 608. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History

#20 What do you mean why shucks? Why not shucks?
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+1 609. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Jogger takes interview question too literally

#16 Hey Hey Hey What what what! I wasn't even here? You seeing JJ's or something lol :D<3
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0 610. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Gyroscopic self-leveling pool table on the cruise ship "Radiance of the Seas"

I'm just surprised the cloth isn't covered in sawdust. >:)
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-1 611. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Mercedes S 500 Plug-In Hybrid Commercial (Nico Rosberg, Lewis Hamilton) 2014

$69000 £55.000 of anyone's money spent. :(|)
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+3 612. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Very FAST Biker on BMW S1000-RR meets Megane RS - Nürburgring Nordschleife

As my Mum used to say when some speed freak overtook us on the A roads "He won't get there any quicker" No wonder I struggled with maths lol :D
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+1 613. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Further Proof That Babies And Dogs Can, Will, And Should Be Best Friends

#1 You are absolutely right Thunders I don't.
#2 Thanks for the support Austin.
One of the best descriptive points I read recently is "Remember that your dogs tongue is also it's toilet paper" So perhaps after you let your dog lick your babies face and mouth you should take a dump wipe your bottom and to save water don't flush give the paper to Baby to play with. Yummy.;)
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+2 614. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video A busy day on the Highway

#2 What does he need dash-cam for, there is only one road? 8-)
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+3 615. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video A busy day on the Highway

Was he texting while he was driving:P I'm fairly sure he gained a dog half way through too. :squirrel:
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-1 616. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Awareness test!

I noticed that this video will be repeated on Snotr probably around 2015 (ish) and I remember then saying that the only thing I noticed was the gorgeous legs on the maid. :D
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+7 617. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video 10 Garage Sale Items That Sold For MILLIONS

I wonder if any of the people who made some of these staggering sums of money treated the original owners? :S
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-4 618. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Extreme Slam Dunk Show on Speeding Train | Dunking Devils

#14 Are you still here? I thought I told you to go feck your mother :D
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0 619. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video This should be in every kitchen and garage

#4 You can use it instead of whipped cream for your anything>:) but eventually it wouldn't be very satisfying:D
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0 620. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video This should be in every kitchen and garage

With my luck my fire will be a D,E,F,G,H,I or J and my ducks bill will wither. 8-)
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-2 621. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Extreme Slam Dunk Show on Speeding Train | Dunking Devils

#9 As you might know Bucko a rose by any other name and all that. You should also be aware that JJ is known for his attention to detail, so any mistakes made will have been deliberate. Finally good luck with any thoughts of reprimanding JJ as you will be swiftly instructed to go feck your mother. ;)>:)

#11 Thunderclap don't you get all worried about gender issues around your name, I for instance masqueraded as a Chicken for several years. The photograph was of a Hen when I was in fact a Cockerel. :D
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0 622. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video The Amazing Birth Of A Hand Blown Glass Pitcher

Weird I was just thinking watching this video that I'm pretty sure I could master that but I think the handle would constantly feck it up for me and I would have a pile of perfect jugs with crappy handles. What's weird is that I thought that about a year ago (#6) and didn't remember typing that. This might be an early onset of something :S
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-1 623. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History

#18 Ah shucks <3
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-2 624. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Extreme Slam Dunk Show on Speeding Train | Dunking Devils

#5 Okay I'm prepared to go along with Thundermaleperson if you insist and promise to call you that every time from now on but!!! I would like to point out that Mrsfox has no authority on this site and therefore is unable to administer warnings public or otherwise.
The only member outside of Admin so that's Geeky & Co able to reprimand and dish out torture and ridicule as per the Trump presidency, is no other than JJ SASP! Thundermaleperson you know what that is all about so I don't need to point out the danger of ending up on a page, near the back, of the great book now do I? >:)
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-2 625. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video Ridiculously fast training dog

You guys from the past up there won't get this but his name ought to be Bolt. >:)
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-1 626. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video Engine Oil Cides Ecplained

"Them numbers" trying to pinpoint the accent here I'm thinking possibly Lancashire. ;)
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+4 627. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video India Pakistan Wagah Attari Border Closing Ceremony

That reminds me, I need to go and sweep the yard :S
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0 628. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History

#14 Come on now Geeky give us a hug :*
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+4 629. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video 41-POINT TURN

Just glad she doesn't have a car :*
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+2 630. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video India Pakistan Wagah Attari Border Closing Ceremony

You know I think I might have subm... no perhaps not. :D:D
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+1 631. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History

#10 That's all very well, but do you think it's fair to say I nearly had him there :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I love Burimi like a Sister O:)

I would like to make Two comments on your comments though:-
1) I as well, as several others did wish you well after your illness and thanked you for keeping Snotr going when it appears you were and possibly still are the only one doing so. I was the one who also gave you several suggestions on how I and possibly others might be able to help reduce the load for you and the idea of replaying earlier stuff just to fill some space and time. I also offered to help financially if that was a problem.

2) I do take umbrage regarding your point about the sale of the site, which was not entirely accurate. Snotr was up for auction with a reserve price that was not met. Had it been met the site would have been sold under the terms of Flippa the auction site. Several people did bid and there was a lot of interest but it did fall short of the asking price by some margin. If I had more experience in running a site like Snotr I would have brought it myself as I think it is a great site with potential.

Lot's of love as always JJO:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)O:)<3
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-5 632. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video 6 Bridges Built By The Ancients That Are Still In Use Today

Just for the record this wasn't my video but did anyone else submit it, I'm very curious?
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-10 633. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History

#5 I'm not saying just mine, I'm saying maybe lots of other video's from other users are accidentally going on your number. Come to think of it a few weeks back when Snotr was being neglected a bit just before the attempted sale, lots of Video's suddenly went on your number. I'm thinking it was maybe just quicker for them to do that. Also with your user name beginning with B near the beginning of the Alphabet I'm pretty sure that's what's been happening.

I'm thinking Admin should reduce your total by five or six points to make it more acceptable to those who have genuinely only had their own video's submitted against their own names. Personally I don't really care but when I think that poor Thundersnow has probably lost out to this mistake and others also. You have to admit it isn't really fair when some people have been building up their numbers for five years or longer and then mistakes like this happen, I wouldn't like it personally and I'm sure neither would you if it was the other way around :|
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-5 634. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History

#2 Five coming from mine. I don't think this is a coincidence I think it's a mistake or a big fix. Makes me wonder how many more of your video's were mine or someone elses, no wonder you're on 55. :(
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-7 635. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Top 10 Legendary Warrior of Ancient History

I've not mentioned it before but I would like to know why the last four video's that I submitted have been registered against Burimi's name???? It can't be a coincidence, I'm starting to realise how he has suddenly got to 56 IT'S A BIG FIX!!!!!! :S
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+1 636. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Snow day at the Oregon Zoo

When I saw the polar bears I thought it was cold there then I saw the hotta.:*
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+1 637. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Rera e Hedhur

Putting this through my Two hundred inch projection TV I can confirm that the girl in the middle is engaged and has blue eyes and the tag on her bikini says M&S. I'm also a little worried about a raised mole on her ankle which I think she should get looked at. 8-)
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+5 638. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Digby learns about grass

I don't think Digby learned about grass, I think Digby discovered pond weed. >:)
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+5 639. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video When Mom Isn't Home (Oven Kid)

Well that's about six months removed from the life of the oven door Mr Anderson or actually................ Mr 'And-his-Son :|
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0 640. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Wood Cutting Machines!

#10#11 Me thinks you two need to get out more. 8-)
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0 641. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video World Record Speed on a Skateboard

#9 Lot's of people Wooooo! :D
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-1 642. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health

#13 I remain the JJ of mystery <3
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0 643. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Fat Bike caught on an Electric Fence!

#6 Maybe you should change your username to the Electric Scotsman and doesn't it need a 60 on the end these days? :D
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0 644. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Shortest Runway in The World

Is this where sandblasters go for their holidays? :D
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-3 645. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video SUMS UP MOTHERHOOD IN 34 SECONDS

#15#12#8#2 Apologies Yes I was definitely talking to you or your asshole. It wasn't a matter of courage I genuinely neglected to put your number before my comment. Hope all doubt is removed now. >:)
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-2 646. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Babysitting dog never had to be taught how to love baby

To those of you who gave me negatives for my comments at #2 maybe you should watch a dog, any dog for a few hours and watch how many times they lick their bottoms and willies, watch them bring up their food and eat it again, watch them greet another dog on the park by sniffing their bottoms and watch them run through grass that has pee and faeces on from other dogs, cats and foxes. Usually if they find fox faeces they with roll in it. Then bring the dog home and let it lick the face of a baby! or yourself! as I said I love dogs but come on.<3
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+1 647. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video World Record Speed on a Skateboard

#7 You could do with a change Thunders, I mean the woman with two large breasts covered in flour it's old hat and a bit weird you know, people are talking, lots of people woooo!!! O:)
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+5 648. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Is this the best trick shot of all time?

Thank feck it wasn't sponsored by Red Bull. >:) I bet they were sweating over the yellow that nearly didn't make it :(|)
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0 649. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Wood Cutting Machines!

This must be what wakes trees up in the middle of the night sweating. I wonder how many trees are on antidepressants because they have witnessed this happening to another tree. 8-)
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0 650. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Near death experiences captured by GoPros

Of course what you need to realise here is that the near death experiences were of the Go Pro's, all the people died. >:)
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-1 651. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video World Record Speed on a Skateboard

Wake me up when they have cracked 100. O:)
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0 652. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Construction Disasters 2016: Heavy Equipment Accidents And Other Questionable Decisions...

#7 They are an eye sore, I hate driving past them. :|
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0 653. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video SAVE THE PHONE!

#3 You honestly don't know what fecking make of phone you have?
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+6 654. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Real Housewives of ISIS

#20 For me this video using humour is warning the girls (not only of the UK) to what life is really going to be like if they are stupid enough to believe the Bollocks that they are being told in 'Chat rooms'.

But much more than that the video is showing the freedom of speech we have in our open world. You will all remember that there is little or no room for humour in the world of Isis as was very clearly demonstrated in Paris a couple of years ago in the offices of Charlie you know who. You cannot ever give in to radical beliefs or we are finished as a society. This video should definitely not be removed.
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+7 655. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Construction Disasters 2016: Heavy Equipment Accidents And Other Questionable Decisions...

I had my heart in my mouth when the white truck went over the plank. I would love to see the Heath and safety report produced before they attempted that. 8-)
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+3 656. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Charlie Chaplin - Factory Work

Absolutely brilliant released 81 years ago next Saturday. O:)
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0 657. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Real Housewives of ISIS

#3#5#9 Me is thinking that we might have some supporters here init. 8-)
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0 658. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Students Who Gathered Outside Cancer-Stricken Teacher's Home

Now depending on your belief system and some of you know mine. This is the good side of what religion can do. I'll have to be harsh and say that apart from the positive feeling that this will offer a person (like the gentleman said he no longer feels alone) whether he recovers, goes into remission or not will be down to biology and medication but no doubt having a positive outlook will be a big help. <3
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0 659. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video BMW hits MINI over issue of cutting traffic

A prime example if you need one that you have to be very careful these days about pissing anyone off on the road or in life in general. All bets seem to be off if you are disrespected in this world today and I don't know why. Thirty years ago the finger would suffice or a knob head sign but I'm afraid these days it's retaliation of the violent kind.

The blue mist must leak from the brains of these fecking idiots and all thoughts of the consequences of their actions goes out of the exhaust. I mean this act alone will carry a prison sentence and a ban when the driver is caught and he will be caught. I have a rhyming slogan which might help:-
THINK! THINK! THINK! LET IT GO, NOBODY IS GOING TO FECKING KNOW.
YOUR BUMHOLE MIGHT BE NORMAL BRO, BUT IN PRISON ITS GOING TO FECKING GROW 8-)
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+1 660. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video What makes a hero ?

#1 The other great lesson in life, is that there is always one. >:)
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-5 661. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video Babysitting dog never had to be taught how to love baby

Love dogs but dog licking babies face is a BIG BIG NO NO!
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-4 662. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video SUMS UP MOTHERHOOD IN 34 SECONDS

Look young Lady seeing as you seem to be spoiling for a fight here I'm guessing it's probably the time of the month so I'll cut you a little slack. Anyone can see the humour in this video and when she says "Hi" back to her daughter you can hear all the love and compassion in her voice, she knows her children so well it's a great piece of video and certainly doesn't warrant your extremely nasty 'Bitch' comment.

You are totally showing your immaturity while trying to sound grown up, I've said for a long time that snotr should ban teenagers on the comment section and you are the perfect example of why.You said don't insult others when you blatantly insulted the woman in the video. And I'm afraid it's the triple monkey and the loan monkey for you. ::(|):(|).............:(|)
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+2 663. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video Charlie Chaplin - Eating Machine

Classic Chaplin and the machine worked very well kind off. :)
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+1 664. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video SUMS UP MOTHERHOOD IN 34 SECONDS

#2 Who was it who said, 'Keep quiet and everyone might think you are stupid or type six words and remove all doubt'? It was me!! But Oscar Wilde said something similar:(|)

I think this is a great video, very amusing and pretty much does what it says in the title. O:)
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0 665. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health

#11 Why don't you want me to mention the cr...p? There are no dots in a C Reactive Protein. :D

Come on now Thunders what's your real name? :squirrel:
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+3 666. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Ship Launches Gone Wrong

Blimey what a lot of squirrels !:squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel: 8-)
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+4 667. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Girl Vs Men Eating Pizza

Its so true, it's just so fecking true, that's what we do and that's what they do, they do, they do, they really do. It's so true, it is :|
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0 668. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health

#9 That is not how I spend my days, I may have mentioned before or maybe not, I drive fast cars, fondle women, I don't work weekends and I am my own boss. O:)<3:squirrel: Oh and I'm not Donald Fart.:D
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0 669. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Russian convenience store

#11 I know you said this five years ago but just in case you are still waiting for a response. I'll take a wild guess that they used to. 8-)
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0 670. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health

#6 Sometimes it seems you are a nurse and have a medical background and sometimes I worry that your training has a few gaps lol. There is certainly an AIS test it stand for Auto Immune Screen and is extremely common. The test is usually made up of several parts ana (anti nuclear antibodies) parietal cell, Mitocondrial abs and sma smooth muscle abs. Maybe in the states they are requested separately so that the patient can be charged 4x for one test. The patients sample after processing is viewed under a microscope and the binding of the different parts ana,sma,mito,etc can all be viewed at the same time on the one slide. The assays for the whole screen cost around £13 $16 so no doubt the patient will be charge $1200 for the test. As a matter of interest there used to be a test in the UK called GPL and I bet you will never guess what that stands for.

In the UK as a patient you would never get a call from a lab neither would you be able to call the lab yourself for results, some people try it but they better sound like a Dr and not fall down over any additional medical questions from the lab if their is any suspicion. If there was an issue with a blood sample maybe it arrived clotted for instance or was so out of range that it needed repeating, the Dr requesting the test would get a report to that effect and then he/she would request a repeat sample the terminology for that repeat could quite easily say inconclusive. So I'm afraid I beg to differ. <3<3
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0 671. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video How a sewing machine works?

#12 English. I just said :D <3
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+2 672. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health

#3 It rather depends on the tests being done. If you think about the paediatric containers where you have a 0.5ml container often less than half full and only a quarter of that is serum (if you are lucky) and often some of that is jelly (that's from the jelly babies) you are often dealing with tiny amounts. For most tests the samples are diluted but if the Dr has requested a barrage of tests like say CRP LFT TFT AIS etc sometimes something doesn't get done and more sample is requested. There are tests that require much larger amounts think Cryoglobulins for example when three full vacutainers maybe 15ml might be required (don't know what they do in the states). Interestingly the rpm of the centrifuge can sometimes be critical and the temperature of the blood received in the lab. The biggest mistake of course is blood being put into the wrong container ie in EDTA when serum is required not plasma. So if you get a request from your doctor to repeat your test because it was 'Inconclusive' it might well have been or it might have been put in the wrong bottle, lost or mislabelled. Depends how good your FLEABO is<3 live long and prosper ;)
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+2 673. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video How hormones influence our emotions

Yes me too 8-):squirrel:
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+3 674. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video This Simple Paper Centrifuge Could Revolutionize Global Health

The centrifuge is mainly used for separating the serum from the plasma and for most pathology tests you only need a couple of teardrop sized amounts of serum for testing. Obviously this device is using a tiny container to hold the blood sample. Who would have thought when we span these toys around as children often home made or free with comics that they would have a use in he field lab. O:)
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+6 675. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Watch what happens when a woman hits a police officer in the face with dog poop

#15 It wasn't like a body slam and personally I think she deserved it. It a cop tells you that you can't enter an area it's not open to discussion it's for a reason and to start swearing followed by the assault on the officer what did she think was going to happen. She's obviously either a little crazy, on drugs, drunk or menstruating. I feel sorry for the dogs they must have been sooo embarrassed. 8-)
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+7 676. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video ABC of death

#3 I thought that, but she's dead and what you are thinking is illegal in some country's :D
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+1 677. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video Dog injured and stuck on frozen train tracks saved by furry friend

What ever the in's and out's are it's a lovely story with a great ending. I love dogs.<3
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0 678. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video How a sewing machine works?

#10 Or maybe you just look like a Scot. I mean like I'm English I look English and I live in England. You on the other hand might only look Scotish and you live in London! Not looking good is it. :D
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+1 679. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video Tree burns from inside out after lightning strikes it

#5 Could happen :x
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0 680. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video Watch what happens when a woman hits a police officer in the face with dog poop

#5 The definition of an island is a piece of land surrounded by water therefore Australia is an island what it isn't is a country. ;)
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+1 681. Judge-Jake commented 147 days ago on video How a sewing machine works?

#7 I remember you, you're the guy who encouraged my five daughters to join that anti Scot's rally in Trafalgar square. :(
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+1 682. Judge-Jake commented 147 days ago on video Tree burns from inside out after lightning strikes it

Do you think in the early life of this planet, seeing one of these is what gave someone the idea for the chimney and then seven and a half million years later someone designed the first house to put it on. Perhaps the idea was passed down father to son for hundreds of thousands of years until someone invented paper then a few hundred thousand years after that someone invented a top drawer to keep the paper in, then when the first house was first built someone said "Hey wait a minute I'm sure I have something in grandpa's old drawer that might be useful here" and he ran down stairs because no one had thought of building above ground yet and brought out the old dusty drawing of a chimney that had obviously been altered many times in translation so that now it was a horizontal chimney which they installed into the first house and everybody died of carbon monoxide poisoning? 8-)
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-1 683. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video How a sewing machine works?

I never realised we had so many feminists on Snotr lol lol. It was a joke but glad I was able to help>:)
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0 684. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Brain storming

What a stupid concept! Now if they had pens................:D
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-1 685. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Turkish Ebru Art

To be honest who needs a birthday card that big, you know, and do they supply envelopes, I'm doubting it and even if the did what about the poor postman who's got to deliver the fecking thing, it's all too big, much to big, much too big. I mean like who's got a mantelpiece big enough for that anyway apart from Donald Trump. What if you need it quickly anyway, you gotta wait for it to fecking dry I suppose, what the feck use is that, if it ain't fecking broke don't fecking fix it. >:)
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-11 686. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video How a sewing machine works?

Hey now come on, we're gonna need a woman's category. We guys don't need to know this stuff >:)
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+2 687. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Biggest Waves Ever Surfed - Nazare

#3 You're a funny guy! not very, but funny. You know like Funny ish you know Funnyish that's what kind of a you are, you are funnyish :P
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+1 688. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Beautiful footage of earth from the ISS

You look out of the ISS window and it's the same old planet blue, blue, blue come on Earth it's about time you accessorised put a hat on a bit of makeup :D

Ironic that this video was uploaded by Captain Kirk delicious.

Just heard that John Hurt the actor has died. Midnight Express, Elephant Man, Naked civil servant, Alien. Brilliant actor. RIP :'(
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0 689. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Meanwhile in Romania

#6 WHAT do you mean amazed er!! Just how amazed would I be hey! I mean what's so fecking amazing about attachments for small farm tractors. .............................nearly had you there O:)
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-1 690. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Hypnosis via turning handling

What the feck :D
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0 691. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Route 66

#7 Try to think on a higher level:D
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0 692. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Route 66

OMD I submitted this months ago. 8-)
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+3 693. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Meanwhile in Romania

Very thick pencils though. :|
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+2 694. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Biggest Waves Ever Surfed - Nazare

Not as big as the one my first love gave me :'(
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-1 695. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Chuck Noris on why Bruce Lee died

#4 Yes he was one of his friends, now he wasn't such a nice guy.
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+2 696. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Chuck Noris on why Bruce Lee died

My absolute childhood hero I even tried to cut my own hair to look like his with lets say limited success. Bruce was the reason I and no doubt hundred of thousands of others took up a martial art in the mid seventies. I even wrote the story of Enter The Dragon as an English piece, the first time I was ever interested enough to write anything if I'm honest. I bought every magazine, every book on Bruce and martial art styles I could find. Really affected my adolescent years in a positive way. RIP Bruce still my hero <3
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+3 697. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Only 12 People In The World Can Do THIS...And He's The Youngest.

Yeah I do, I do like pens I like to stick em in someone's face over and over again......Oh sorry guys I was just doing an interview for GoodFellows or was it Casino I don't fecking know. bit of a mix up there.......

This video has been on before but well worth a second viewing. I have incredible handwriting and it's great for sending secret messages cos no one else can read it except me.... so actually it's crap for sending messages cos the reciprocate has to email me to ask what I've written.

I decided to ditch the Hen sorry but it's been a while and I fancied a change, story of my life actually. I may not stay with Joe but he is better than the one that Thunders saw briefly before and the one before that which I don't think anyone saw as, it only lasted about a minute. JJ O:)<3<3<3<3<3<3
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+2 698. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video What's Under My Kilt

#2 Now come on Mrs Sturgeon it's not that bad. You could always have a referendum! Oh wait a minute you already had one didn't you? and didn't the majority of you Scots vote to stay with your English comrades, you know I think you might have done. :D
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0 699. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video How to open a can of food without any tools

#11 Come to think of it. O:)
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-1 700. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video ‘The UGLIEST Woman’ Has A POWERFUL Message For Bullies & Whiners

#13 Nope still not getting it Billy Boy ? 8-) Is it something to do with farming or the moon landing? You'll have to give us a clue 8-):squirrel: You didn't play the banjo in the film Deliverance did you?
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-1 701. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video What's Under My Kilt

Well much like the British version that was both obvious and shite. 8-)
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0 702. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Wife Recorded Husband Giggling in his Sleep

#2 I am, haven't you seen Michael Mcintyre?
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0 703. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Wife Recorded Husband Giggling in his Sleep

Well he's definitely not reliving a Michael Mcintyre concert:|

Best guess, you know that long battery powered device that belongs to his wife, well I think it's just found it's way up into an unspeakable orifice. :D
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-1 704. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Cute dog puts his baby sister to sleep in a swing crib

I wonder how many cigarettes and chemicals he had to endure to learn that >:)

Sorry<3
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+1 705. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Toddler walks away after stroller is hit by truck

OMG that looked terrifying poor kid, he was very lucky, well technically to start with he was incredibly unlucky but then he was very lucky. $20 fine well he won't do that again will he!!
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0 706. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video How to open a can of food without any tools

#9 Brilliant when you've finished the dishes the lounge could do with a bit of a dust>:) Oh and I've soup all over my shirt<3<3
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0 707. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Ashleigh and Pudsey - Britain's Got Talent 2012 audition - UK version

She's a millionaire now :D
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+2 708. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Ghost shark caught on camera for the first time

As if Sharks weren't scary enough, now when they die they become ghost sharks? Oh shite they'll be making 'Jaws 29, return of the first shark' >:)
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-2 709. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video ‘The UGLIEST Woman’ Has A POWERFUL Message For Bullies & Whiners

#9 Well I for one don't know what the feck you are trying to say:(|) Are you on medication? might need adjusting a little:*

#4 Burimi you are being very generous with the squirrels today, thank you....I think! 8-)
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+1 710. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Winter Accidents

On the odd occasion that in snows in England the whole country crashes. 8-)

#3 Do you mean you like the JJ:| or just the JJ ? I'm not sure if I'm related to LL or cool J My father was quite active just after the war. JJO:)
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+2 711. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Ghost shark caught on camera for the first time

I'm not bothering to watch this as I don't believe in Ghost Sharks :D
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+1 712. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Thunderstruck by Steve'n'Seagulls (LIVE)

The banjo player needs to wear a bra. :(|)
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+4 713. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video How to open a can of food without any tools

#7 I just did........does anyone have a cloth. 8-)
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+3 714. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Winter Accidents

Now slow down everybody...

Can someone answer me a couple of questions. Firstly did anyone have any problems after playing the Bullet Ant or Bull and Lion videos yesterday?

Secondly is it possible to get a virus from playing a video downloaded onto Snotr?
Yesterday as I was putting a comment on the Bullet ant video my screen froze and an audible message was heard along with a blue screen with some so called windows virus detection warning talking about malware. The message said the usual crap about ringing this number for advice on removing the malware and a warning not to turn the pc off of windows would lock my computer, anyway I did and they didn't and so far it's been fine..just curious. JJ:|
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+3 715. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video ‘The UGLIEST Woman’ Has A POWERFUL Message For Bullies & Whiners

Aren't some people absolute and complete barstards. It's amazing how the scum of humanity think they have the right to insult people just because they look different. What they are actually saying by making these comments is "Hi I'm a really ignorant, stupid, uneducated, selfish, hateful, son of a bitch and I think you should listen to what I've got to say" Well this young woman just walked all over all them, good luck to her I say, she's beautiful. <3
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+1 716. Judge-Jake commented 152 days ago on video Golfing on Ice Fail

#7 Yes and didn't he have a messy end. Just a shame it happened to Braveheart and not the actor playing him :S 8-)
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0 717. Judge-Jake commented 152 days ago on video Dog gets food and brings it to its puppies

It's a shame the guy didn't bring a little more food for the puppies. I just hope this isn't Thailand or the restaurateur may have found a new source of stock, oh I don't want to think about that....:S
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+2 718. Judge-Jake commented 152 days ago on video Golfing on Ice Fail

I haven't watched the video and I haven't read the other comments but I have an idea what's going to happen here. I'll be back in a moment when I've watch it, hold on...........................................................................................Hello again YEP I was right. :D
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0 719. Judge-Jake commented 152 days ago on video STUNG by a BULLET ANT!

I have two questions 1) How ancient were the ancients to have come across bullets 2) Why don't they just call it the Renal Colic Ant, or RCA for short, for that pain is on a scale of it's own man. >:)
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+4 720. Judge-Jake commented 152 days ago on video Bull vs Lion

I agree totally that this is not snotr material! I would have to ask admin if they would post a video of an organised dog fight? if the answer is no (and I'm sure it would be) then this video should be removed. I'm guessing it is very old, possibly from some film? be interested to know it's origin, but it should go. <3
#5 Is there a use for squirrels that I am not aware of?
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+1 721. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video The Transparent Man: Quirkology Investigates

I have a friend who is a radio announcer and when he goes under a bridge you can't hear him talk 8-)
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0 722. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Dog has rhythm and plays drum!

Mine works fine, although and I've mentioned this before, every time I go on snort I can only play three video's! The forth one won't play? I then have to come out of snotr and go back in to continue really weird but I'm used to it now. O:)

I would like to see what happens if he changes the tempo or stops playing altogether. :|:|
I would also like to know why the dog has that 'please don't beat me' look on his/her face :squirrel:
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+2 723. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Hell hath no fury... like an angry rubbish collector.

Perhaps its got gull wing doors. >:) Or maybe that's just where he has to leave the bins anyway8-)
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+1 724. Judge-Jake commented 154 days ago on video This is Your Period in 2 Minutes

It's quite a cycle to follow, luckily it's over in around forty five years. For those of you out there who say I don't understand women and lets face it who does, at least you know why now. My advice is get yourself a calendar and watch out for those special days;) O:)<3
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0 725. Judge-Jake commented 154 days ago on video Controvercial I know but 'Women driving fails'

When men have these accidents its stupid when women have these accidents its just silly and often involves makeup. <3
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+3 726. Judge-Jake commented 154 days ago on video Slow Motion - How an Impact Wrench Works

$2 at Walmart just imagine what Walmart paid for that and what the poor sod who made it got paid. :S
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+1 727. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video HYPNOTIC Video Inside Extreme Forging Factory: Kihlbergs Stal AB Hammer Forging

I bet this is where Thor worked before he was head hunted by marvel. 8-)
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+1 728. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video Highest Bungee Dunk - Guinness World Records

It would have been much more difficult had that been coffee :(|)
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+6 729. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video The Best Explanation Of The Atom.

#1 and looking at the video that was probably the way back in the 80's ? Hey I think I've got it O:)
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0 730. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video The agony of trying to unsubscribe

Very funny and I'd really like the program he's got for responding to annoying companies, I would get a lot of use out of it. and my emoji's aren't working :(
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+1 731. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video The best way to break a wall

Is this Isis decimating a section of the wailing wall :S
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0 732. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video Finland’s Got Talent

Remember what Shakespeare wrote in R&J 'Don't mess with nature Juliette, fart from your arse' what a guy. O:)
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+4 733. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video Meanwhile in Russia......

That's very happy music considering it seems the guy got ran over by a train. 8-)
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0 734. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video Firecracker in toilet.

#20 Speaking for myself I'd rather have five video each day than a shedload in one go but I'm easy really.
#21 A donation button would be a good idea, anything to keep the site alive. O:)
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+2 735. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video Doctor with hammer hits patient in neck to cure cerebral infarction

Under the subtitle it ought to read 'and husband says wife was better after punching after hitting suggestion'
In my professional opinion don't try this at home guys, it probably helped with the dropping in his testicular area problem too 8-)
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+1 736. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video Firecracker in toilet.

#13 PS Just had another idea/ thought!! How difficult would it be to allow us OR ONE OF US to bring a past video on SNOTR of say a month ago or five years ago to the top as like a new post? The fact that it has already been accepted should remove any acceptance issues or copyright problems. Even better if we could loose the previous comments it would keep things interesting for a while? Surly it can't be that difficult?? Alternatively (if that's a big problem) how difficult would it be for you Geekster to simply rerun from the beginning like the 1st video and the 2nd and so on, five a day and add new one's when you have time???:)<3

#15 I never once said it was gone, I was simply making everyone aware that it was up for auction after someone posted first that it was.. I don't think we are out of the woods CG if there aren't going to be daily video's this site will die a very quick death hence my suggestions above. More very welcome COME ON GUYS!!!!<3
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+4 737. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video Firecracker in toilet.

#13 Geekster thank you very much for your comment I'm sure I speak for everyone on this site when I say that we all really appreciate what you do here, in your own time, for no monetary gain. I wish there was something we could do to help keep this thing afloat? if there is please tell us. I would be happy to make a small monthly contribution to help with your costs I don't know what everybody else thinks about that but if a group of us made a contribution would that make any difference? From what you are saying it is you alone that is running this ship so contributions could go to you directly?

You will have to excuse my ignorance but is there anyway you could sublet (so to speak) some of the work? The one thing that will kill the site dead is if there aren't new daily video's. I'm thinking along the lines of what needs to be done to a video before it can go on the site? is there anyway you could for instance forward anything to one of us by email and us upload it for you? I'm probably talking nonsense but you know what I'm trying to say. I certainly don't want to put any more pressure on you as it sounds like you have more than enough at the moment but I know there are certain people on Snotr who care for the site greatly, just know that you can call on us. JJ
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+13 738. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video Firecracker in toilet.

Yet another reason why you don't rent to students >:)
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+3 739. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video Vipava Valley-Vipavska dolina

Free groceries including wine, what is there not to like. Looking out of my window this morning it's as grey as a clay arsehole so it's nice to see sunshine green fields beautiful people and Arnold Schwarzenegger's brother just a few seconds from the end on the left. :D<3
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+4 740. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Kid In 350z Shows Off Too Much - CRASHES Into Fence!

#10 In my country when some youth is doing this kind of stuff we shout "Hey you Basturd bring back my car or we will track you down and kill you and all your family" O:)
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+1 741. Judge-Jake commented 159 days ago on video Drawing Heaven

She now lives on the gold coast of Australia and her paintings sell for up to $3000.000 :x
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+4 742. Judge-Jake commented 159 days ago on video 10 Abnormally Large Animals That Really Exist

And the prize for the least interested narrator of all time goes to...
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+7 743. Judge-Jake commented 159 days ago on video Migrants in Sweden viciously attack CBS Camera Team

#8 Absolutely agree with you. The irony is that if we were stupid enough to move to some of the countries that these people come from and wanted to live our lives the way we do here, we would be imprisoned, publicly flogged or put to death. Imagine building a church in a totally Muslim country you would be stoned to death with the foundations.
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+19 744. Judge-Jake commented 159 days ago on video Migrants in Sweden viciously attack CBS Camera Team

Appalling behaviour from a group of thugs that were likely thugs in their own country and now think they can get away with it in Sweden. I would guess they were hiding their identities because they either had criminal records back home or they shouldn't be in Sweden. It's a real pity it was only a guy in a wheelchair that ran him over and not a guy in a Hummer. :(
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0 745. Judge-Jake commented 159 days ago on video Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog

#8 What on earth gave the impression that I am an Aussi or a Kiwi? The Muntjac is also known as the barking deer. I did know the connection about the munts Vietnam & Kenny I was just checking if he really came from there he does tell a lot of porkies. ;) 8-):squirrel:
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0 746. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video European Bike Stealing Championships 2015

#4 No No I'm talking total devastation to the thief not just a smelly bottom. >:)
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0 747. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog

#6 Well Kentucky Fried Movie Guy funnily enough living just about a far away from Australia as it is possible to live, I haven't had the need to study the kangaroo nor it's little cousin the wallaby which we do have bouncing around wild in some parks of this country. My guess is that you probably don't know much about the Muntjac or Barking Deer which I have to dodge on a regular basis on my way to a fondle. >:)
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-1 748. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Good reflexes

#6 You must be Irish? In England we have our swantickles removed at 11 months only partly to prevent them tingling. :|

That driver need to watch out because if there is a god (Questionable) he or she was definitely calling you in there. 8-)
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+1 749. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video European Bike Stealing Championships 2015

This is one area where we could learn something from isis, suicide exploding bikes when stolen. See every cloud and all that. >:)
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-1 750. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Moth jamming bat's radar

Was that Kevin Costner narrating?

I use high frequency low level sonar blocking technology to prevent my neighbour receiving sky television he gets really mad. :D
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+6 751. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog

Now I can't condone marsupial abuse but it certainly did the trick. :D
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+2 752. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Vampire moths of Russia

#4 Yes but Dog moves in mysterious ways. >:)
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0 753. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Vampire moths of Russia

#2 just answered your PM
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-5 754. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Vampire moths of Russia

The Dracula moth what next? I wonder if these moths were around before Chernobyl. :S
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0 755. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Stop a Douchebag SPB - Response to 'Stop a Douchebag'

#6 Well the first little thing is that Snotr is up for sale by auction, two days left to run have you got some money? 8-)
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0 756. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video El Caminito del Rey

Holy shite not for me thank you. :x8-)
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+1 757. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Two year old miraculously saves twin brother

#8 One at a holiday home outside pointing at the sea I'm not a peeping JJ lol :D The other two are here at home pointing at my Swedish neighbours bedroom and sauna where I am peeping JJ :D Kidding ;)
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-1 758. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video This Car Charger will SAVE YOUR LIFE!! (Really!)

#6 Shhhhsh you know who:D
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+2 759. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video It's very hard to earn money those days!

#5 Yes as Thunders tried so elegantly to say Feck off and take your anti gay comments with you. :(|)
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+5 760. Judge-Jake commented 162 days ago on video This Car Charger will SAVE YOUR LIFE!! (Really!)

Of course if the company wanted to produce a real life saving device they could include an oxygen cylinder inside the unit and you could put it in your mouth and breath while releasing a flair that would burst out of the window with a surface to police station guided jet powered missile that would make it's way to the nearest police station or patrol car and get help...as it is Lazy:S
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+1 761. Judge-Jake commented 162 days ago on video Two year old miraculously saves twin brother

I think to say that he saved his life was a little strong, if the cabinet had been made forty years ago when they used wood maybe but chipboard and hardboard isn't that heavy hence the need to fix them to the wall these days and a wooden one wouldn't have fallen over anyway. Sure if the thing had caught him on one of it's edges he might have been injured but as it was naw. I thought it was interesting that when this was shown on the TV in the UK last week that they showed the cabinet falling and then immediately the older child pushing it off. They didn't show the child fiddling with the wire for a while or adding his own weight to the cabinet by climbing on top of it while his brother was being squished underneath. O:)

While on the subject of webcams wireless one's anyway my experience is that they are crap. I have three one at a holiday home that I own. If the wireless modem loses signal (which they do all the time) the camera looses all contact with the wifi and will only start working again when they are reset BY HAND! So if your fecking camera is several hundred miles away because you are using it as a security monitoring device on your smart phone and wifi goes off for a few seconds you are fecked. As I pointed out to the company I brought them off recently. :(:(O:)
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-3 762. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video 10 Most Dangerous Jobs In The World

Anyone want to take a bet that Donald Trump won't make it to the end of his presidency?

Anyone want to take a bet that he doesn't actually make it to the Whitehouse?
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-1 763. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Caught this Dog playing by himself

#13 Or a Hen...

It's kind of sad poor thing I wonder if it's owners were nearby or if it took a long lonely walk from the home where it's owner used to live before he died. :'(
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0 764. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Pyrotechnic market explosion

#7 No we all tried to help by using our jackets to try and put it out but unfortunately they were wax jackets and just made things worse. :D
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+2 765. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video 10 Common Nightmares Explained

#7 Then it was all worth while. :D

Last week I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep. :O
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+1 766. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Pyrotechnic market explosion

#4 Absolutely and a little part of us would die with it. :(
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+2 767. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Pyrotechnic market explosion

I remember when the candle shop burnt down, we all stood outside and sang happy birthday. >:)

On a serious note guys and gals and referring back to the potential sale of this wonderful site IN 4 DAYS TIME!! Can anyone throw any light on just what would be involved in taking over a site like this assuming the money was available to buy it. I mean in really REALLY simple terms what equipment would be needed how much knowledge would be required to keep it going at it's present rate. I mean is the whole thing going to be run from a single PC somewhere at the moment or is there more equipment/ hardware involved. I appreciate snotr is signed up to some online company who supply storage space and stuff but in absolute layman's terms what happens??? For example day one how does Snotr move from where it is now to say the UK for instance.. Any information would be much appreciated. JJ<3<3
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+1 768. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video 10 Common Nightmares Explained

I once told my grandfather about a strange dream I once had and asked him what he thought it meant, he said it meant that I was asleep.

I once went to the video library and tried to rent that video about the 2nd world war when the Germans were trying to sink the American warships but they couldn't get their submarines to stay under the water because they had accidentally made them out of Styrofoam/Polystyrene. The guy said that isn't a film it's a dream you once had. I said how do you know. He said because you were here last week trying to rent the same film.

I once dreamed that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up, they were really mad, especially the Catholics.

I once dreamed that I was choking on an enormous marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone.
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0 769. Judge-Jake commented 164 days ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away

Sorry my 'Not Me......' comment at 23 above was for #21

I have to say it's nice to see the support coming through here #22 and #24 both look promising. :)O:)

#13 Replied PM
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-2 770. Judge-Jake commented 164 days ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away

#22 Not me.......................
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+2 771. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away

#7 I also know nothing about what would be necessary to save this site, I just feel we ought to look at the options as it's too good a place to let go. I don't know if admin realise what they have created here. I would be lost without my daily fixes on Snotr, I love the video's but most of all I love the people, the banter the occasional violence it's has it's own life this site. And I don't think we should let it go without a fight.

What would Admin need to change their minds about this? Come on admin we need to hear from you.. Clearly a meeting has taken place and reasons to sell have been voiced, what are those reasons, can we help? Is it costing you money as well as time or is it just time that you don't want to spend anymore running the site? How many people are going to benefit from the proceeds of the sale is it just Neik? do you all want out or are there any that want to stay? Would a smaller amount of money persuade you to keep going? Talk to us....................

#10 Time for those of us with contacts in higher places to get some info don't you think Thunders;)<3
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+2 772. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video Opening a beer with a sheet of paper

Just in case anyone is not aware SNOTR the site/ business is up for sale I heard a figure of $40.000 £33.000 ish Not sure if that is accurate. Frightening times guys!! I'm not a great advocate of change as in my experience it isn't always for the better but then again I have experienced the NHS.

I was wondering if any of you out there fancied the idea of a community take over. I have absolutely no idea how to run a site but maybe it's doable. Obviously it would require a community divide of the purchase price and some information about running costs, It depends also on how much you love Snotr, but as share holders it might even be possible with... dare I say it the inclusion of some advertising to make us all millionaires, bear in mind before you pooh pooh the advertising thing that is what the new owners will do anyway whoever they are. £33k sounds a lot but it soon divides down with enough interest?????????????

Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?

JJ<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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+1 773. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away

Just in case anyone is not aware SNOTR the site/ business is up for sale I heard a figure of $40.000 £33.000 ish Not sure if that is accurate. Frightening times guys!! I'm not a great advocate of change as in my experience it isn't always for the better but then again I have experienced the NHS.

I was wondering if any of you out there fancied the idea of a community take over. I have absolutely no idea how to run a site but maybe it's doable. Obviously it would require a community divide of the purchase price and some information about running costs, It depends also on how much you love Snotr, but as share holders it might even be possible with... dare I say it the inclusion of some advertising to make us all millionaires, bear in mind before you pooh pooh the advertising thing that is what the new owners will do anyway whoever they are. £33k sounds a lot but it soon divides down with enough interest?????????????

Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?

JJ<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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0 774. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video Driver leaves boat behind on Suburban Street

Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?

I'll copy and paste these question to a newer video in case it gets missed. JJ
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+4 775. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video Driver leaves boat behind on Suburban Street

Just in case anyone misses it below SNOTR is on the market for sale!! I think we should consider a community buy out? Opinions everybody??
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+2 776. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video Baby Elephant Surprises Caretaker with a Hug

#5 This is terrible news Why????? Speaking for myself. :(:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:( Perhaps we should look into a community buy out? I'll pledge a grand.
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+3 777. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video The sound of disturbed Silence

A big thank you to admin for allowing this upload. I was played this by one of my sons a few weeks ago and I have to say I was absolutely blown away. Never heard of the guy or the band before and listening to some of their other stuff it's not really my bag man, maybe thirty years ago but I like a quieter existence these days.

But OMD what a voice the power especially towards the end incredible. And it also shows what an amazing job Paul Simon did with the lyrics. I did do a little digging on Youtube and found quite an unpleasant video of him having a go at an audience member for texting during his performance which I didn't agree with. I was thinking maybe she was texting her recently deaf brother who was dying at home in his bed, details of the show, that's what I would have shouted back at him anyway even though I haven't got a brother. >:)
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+1 778. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video UP 844 Highball @ 75mph

Oh I really must watch this again...now where did I put my Anorak 8-)
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+9 779. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video 10 Ways You’re Secretly Tricked By Companies

T H E B A R S T A R D S We should all stop buying things and teach them a lesson>:)
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+1 780. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video What is snowkiting? This is snowkiting!

#16 Last I heard he was running from a pack of hungry hounds and a guy wearing white trousers and a red jacket with the horn. :D

#11#12 I'm 1959 and although I don't feel any older than when I was about 25, you must both admit that it sounds really old being born in the 50's. I think we have been incredibly lucky to be born and grow up in this period. Never before has there been such a transformation on this planet in technology music medicine, space exploration and general knowledge and never again will there be such a change. We've gone from basically nothing to walking around with Encyclopaedia Britannica in our pockets. Okay so the future is also going to be amazing (if some idiot doesn't blow us all up first) but what happens in the future it will be from where we are now, not from where we were in 1958/9.O:)<3
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+1 781. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video Boxing Kangaroo

#9 Really?.............
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0 782. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video What is snowkiting? This is snowkiting!

July for me and I'm embarrassed now that I am the youngster in the Thunder-Scots-JJ trio as I'm only 57, I have so much to learn :D<3<3<3<3<3
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+3 783. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video What would happen if you didn’t sleep?

I seriously think I was born to sleep, I can nod off pretty much anytime anyplace.......oops sorry... If I'm seriously stressed about something though it's the first thing to go and a couple of nights with disturbed sleep and I'm fecked! mood takes a tumble, apatite likewise along with concentration. I've learnt over the years to keep my stress levels at a manageable level, one can only do what one can do, I don't push it these days. Just so long as I can drive fast car's, fondle women, not work weekends and be my own boss I'm fine. O:)<3
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+5 784. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video What would happen if you didn’t sleep?

Sorry fell asleep during that, what did he say? :x
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+2 785. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video More Amazing robot animals

#1 Well it took until January the 9th but I finally got one on this year lol. :D
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+4 786. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video Boxing Kangaroo

I absolutely disagree with bringing a wild animal onto TV with boxing gloves on!!

Having said the above I get the feeling that this couple had a row before the show and the guy found a way of taking out his frustrations on his wife... It's a little like hiring a hit kangaroo8-)
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+2 787. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Ukrainian 7 year old has talent

Is he going to be tested for illegal sweets? :D
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+2 788. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Thanksgiving survivors

#4 As all turkeys should be O:)
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+3 789. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video School car lines, this seems surreal for someone living outside the US.

I thought this was another gun security check point video:S
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+1 790. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Cliff collapses at a beach in France

If a cliff falls down and no one is there to hear it does it make any sound?
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+1 791. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video This is what is wrong with millennial generations

#13 Eleanor Roosevelt!! She dissed me so I blocked her :D
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+1 792. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video Have you ever seen an atom?

I don't believe in atoms therefore they don't exist.

I've never seen electricity so I don't pay for it. When the bill arrives I just write "Sorry I haven't seen any all month" and send it back. 8-)
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+1 793. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video Avatar-Style Manned Robot Takes First Steps In South Korea

It was a little short-sighted to use a test pilot without legs for this test, they had to drag him out for most of it. 8-)<3
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+1 794. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video Death of a wind turbine

He must have been really depressed bless him. O:)

I've never seen one rotate so fast they should set them all on fire. >:)
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+1 795. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video This is what is wrong with millennial generations

#7 Why would you tell so and so and then send them a text? Is this a short term memory so an so?

#10 Absolutely we do have some thoughtful conversation here don't we.

I was sitting at a table last night with among others two girls in their early twenties, cell phones on the table. Soon a conversation began about another girl who had removed one of them from a friendship group on twatter I think, feck me it went on and on and on and on and on and on about what to do about it apparently this girl had dissed 'fecking dissed I ask you' something that had been said by this other girl and she was BLOCKED 'fecking blocked I ask you' so she retaliated by the group removal. What was to be done OMFG LIFE IS TOO SHORT, IT's TOO SHORT. I left the table and did some suduku:x8-):squirrel:
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+5 796. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video This is what is wrong with millennial generations

Not a single word there that I disagree with O:)
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+6 797. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video Canada over Christmas ( apparently it gets a bit icy there )

With neighbours like that who needs the comedy channel :D
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0 798. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Police brutality

#10 fecking cold there...
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+1 799. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Train Derails Right In Front Of Camera Man

Yes I don't think we need to look very far and wide to see who is responsible for this derailing allegedly and without prejudice. :S
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0 800. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Repairing $30 000 Damaged GIANT Tire

#8 Don't want to worry you but you may be having a stroke!:O But then what you do in your own time is up to you. :D
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+2 802. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video Repairing $30 000 Damaged GIANT Tire

"What's the damage mate"

"Let's See... Bit of this and that, some gum, quite a bit of gum actually, some stitching, bit a trimming some string stuff, labour...er... call it £20 $30 if you're a yanky"

"Of course you do know you won't be able to exceed 55mph on the motorway now and doubtful it will pass it's next mot, but we did our best, personally I'd have brought a new one":D
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0 803. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video Daredevil Gets Arrested for Climbing Skyscraper After Scaling Egypt Pyramid

#7 Oh no! Don't mention the ears, I mentioned them once but I think I got away with it. :P:S
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+2 804. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video Police brutality

Definitely underequipped, only a matter of time before they bring out the yellow snowballs. :D
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0 805. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video Daredevil Gets Arrested for Climbing Skyscraper After Scaling Egypt Pyramid

#3 That's true up to a point, but! you are underestimating how hard I can poke and the length of my stick! 8-) Oh that sounds so wrong O:)<3
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+1 806. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video Black friday

#10 Phew I hope you took the hoodie down with you. >:)
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+2 807. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video Black friday

#3 What happened, are you unemployed now?<3
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+5 808. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video Daredevil Gets Arrested for Climbing Skyscraper After Scaling Egypt Pyramid

I wouldn't arrest him I'd just poke him off with a stick >:)
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+2 809. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video This is how pole dancing was invented.

This looks like a party at the Burmese version of the 70's TV series 'Land of The Giants' where the giant granny tried to stab one of them with her knitting needle through the top of a giant shoe box. 8-).... "Nurse I'm having those thoughts again bring the medication"....:S
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+1 810. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

#14 Oh :x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x<3
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+2 811. Judge-Jake commented 174 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

#11 Doesn't sound like any Starbucks I've ever been in, but it has been a while. :D
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+3 812. Judge-Jake commented 174 days ago on video SALTO - Berkeley's leaping robot

So basically they have reinvented the frog, give it a couple of years and the French will be serving Salto's in restaurants with a little salt and seasoning :D:squirrel:
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+2 813. Judge-Jake commented 174 days ago on video Yule not getaway

Special concessions you see. O:)
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0 814. Judge-Jake commented 174 days ago on video Skittles Sorting Machine

#10 I wonder if it sorts ears? ;)
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+2 815. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video Elephant Family guarding Baby Elephant crossing busy road

#3 Well if you need a reason I'm happy to be it;) Perhaps you would stick up for me next time they threaten to throw me out lolO:)

#7 You seem a very unhappy person, what happened abusive childhood? untreated HD-ADHD? Have you tried counselling, they can do wonders these days along with some short term medication you could be on the road to recovery in no time. O:) L&P

#12 Yes you are right, it is dragging. :D

Admin:- Could be also have a throwing up Emoji for when Thunders is talking to Foxy. O:)
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+1 816. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

#9 How do you take it? (please don't say "Usually through the mouth and down the throat) I mean Latte, flat white, espresso, Americano, instant? :)<3
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+1 817. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video Happy New Year Snotr!!!

#5 Well I do hope so lol <3

Also while I'm complaining (Think it's going to be one of those years) What's with the Big colourful emoji's it's about time we had a few more to play with admin!! Come on, call it a belated Christmas present. How about some horizontal and vertical bricks so we could build things and some more means of insulting each other perhaps a shotgun pointing at a fox that would be handy and a face about to be sick for the high rise video's and one depicting boredom for when ten video's in a row have been played by.... (Well I'm not mentioning names) Oh and a nice Hen maybe some weather Sunshine, rain, thundersnow (what ever that is) and some little legs going in both directions L&P JJ
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+1 818. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video Dare Devils Make Way to the Top of Central Park South High Rise Under Construction!

#3 There are bound to be bit's between the paving stones I think they call it dna identification. You have to use a screwdriver to get it out. :S

The cracks between the paving stones
like river's of flowing veins
Strange people who know me
behind every window pane
The girl I used to love
Lives in this yellow house
yesterday she passed me by
She doesn't wanna know me now
WoooooW
Can you see the real me, can you can you.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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+1 819. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

#5 Not Starbucks I prefer a proper coffee at a proper coffee shop. <3
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+9 820. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video Happy New Year Snotr!!!

Happy New year to you all. Thought I would get the first complaint in for 2017 great video but would like to see a female version, ring those little bells. <3 Love and Peace Everyone, L&PO:):D JJ
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+1 821. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

#3 Just going out for an afternoon coffee, Happy New Year. <3

Dead became the big sleep
Gay became homosexual
Pooh became a bear
Screwed became ripped off
Christmas became ripped off
H20 became water
Dog became an ugly woman
Moose became an ugly woman
pig became a police man
MPH became KMPH
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+4 822. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

Oh you big softy. :P

Dead became the big sleep
Gay became homosexual
Pooh became a bear
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+3 823. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video The REAL Lord of the Ring - Mesmerizing Street Performer! Taiwan

Why is it whenever I see people doing this all I can think about is why don't they crunch their knuckles ever.

My vision of utopia is when everyone in the world carries one of these and rolls around in the streets and parks. Sitting outside a street café with a whole bunch of these leaning against the wall. O:)
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+12 824. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video Dare Devils Make Way to the Top of Central Park South High Rise Under Construction!

More idiots waiting to be scraped off a pavement :S
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+7 825. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video Elephant Family guarding Baby Elephant crossing busy road

China stop licking your lips!.:(
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+3 826. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video Brave Chipmonks!

Isn't it amazing that just because these little critters have stripy little bodies and long busy tails we try and get close with our camera's and say they are cute, yet if they had plain brown bodies and no fur on their tails we would shout RAT and run away. It's a bit Ratish if you think about it.8-)

#3 Perhaps it's time you switched to one of those plastic cups with the little lid and mouthpiece and stopped using technology, maybe audio books would be safer. :D
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+1 827. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Fails of the month - November 2016

Have you noticed how the fails are becoming a little samey :O
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0 828. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Flight of the Bumble Bee xylophone

I had a friend who tried to play Flight of the Bumble Bee on a Tuba, he blew his liver out through the horn. 8-)
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0 829. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video How to make a funny video, even funnier!

#7 You are not allowed to say Black out it's not politically correct. He fainted Okay!:x
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+2 830. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video New way of fishing

Imagine the irony if the vehicle was full of Pescatarians >:)
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+2 831. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Earthquakes of the First 15 Years of the 21st Century

This is what happens when you live on a faulty planet. 8-)
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0 832. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Painful fails

#5 Not to mention a good telling off from Dad..... fiveruple fail
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+4 833. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video The worst first date ever

#2 Not exactly the same, probably more alcohol lol :D
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+3 834. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Mirror prank

Last week I was in a forest and a tree fell down behind me and I didn't hear it. 8-)
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+4 835. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Banned Beer commercial "Bud light ~ Clothing drive"

Yes well done Sarah:D
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0 836. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video The worst first date ever

Most of my first dates were like that 8-)
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0 837. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Elderly Woman Waves at Students Every Day. Then She Got a HUGE Surprise.

#5 No it would come from the finger, still a part of the body and in addition she wouldn't have to waste a morning's kitting getting invited to the college.>:)
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0 838. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video How to make a funny video, even funnier!

I'm only guessing but did he keep passing out. >:)
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0 839. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Argument Clinic" Quote-A-Long

#2 You are a few years under on the age guess, not too many but a few. I'm also fairly sure I've answered the other questions:- I drive fast cars, fondle women, but I am my own boss and I have weekends off :D;)<3
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-1 840. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Elephant Falls Asleep After Lullaby

#7 You madam are what is commonly known in the trade as a fecking idiot. I can only hope that 2017 becomes the year that people start farming Snotcrowdisgay's. It's a double monkey and an odd one for you. ::(|):(|)
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+9 841. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Elephant Falls Asleep After Lullaby

I will never understand how anyone could harm one of these wonderful creatures and I would like to wish a New Year Pox to any one who does. While I'm on the subject I would also like to wish plague to anyone who deals in Rhino horn 'That will mainly be you China you fecking idiots' Take an Aspirin, eat more fruit, Viagra if you need it, but stop having these wonderful creatures murdered. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(