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+2 1. Judge-Jake commented 10 hours ago on video Man rides hood of school bus after driver refuses to open the door

#8 So lets assume that you are driving along quite happily in your nice shiny new car, you pull up at a junction and a kid throws a bottle out of a bus window hitting your car! Maybe your wife was driving had her window open and the bottle went through the window and hit her in the face. What are you going to do, smile like a nob and wave them on their merry way....is that what you are suggesting? Because personally I would get out of my car stop the bus and call the police. This guy did'nt get the chance to do that as the bus driver refused to stop!!

By the way strait is spelt Straight. What are talking about when you say it is sad when old men don't know what kids are doing? He did know what they were doing, one of the little bastards threw a bottle at his car.

I think you have listened to Roger Alan Wade's song a little to often.
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+1 2. Judge-Jake commented 10 hours ago on video he Devil's Wheel at Oktoberfest is INSANE and AWESOME!

I'm surprised there aren't diced carrots everywhere. >:)
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+2 3. Judge-Jake commented 10 hours ago on video First Human Head Transplant

To start with this definitely a body transplant rather than a head Transplant, as obviously the head part is the personality and therefore the control center for the finished operation. There will be nothing left of the person whose body is being used, unless as is thought memory is not stored exclusively in the brain.

Apparently the spinal cord(s) are going to be cut by an extremely fine accurate blade and the two joined back together using a new type of glue which should allow the component parts to reconnect and fuse together.

My question would be how exact is one spinal cord to another? As there are at lease sixteen vital area's that would need to match up and no one is going to know until the operation is in motion. I hope this can be done and I wish the teams and patient all the luck in the world, I think they are going to need it.
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+1 4. Judge-Jake commented 20 hours ago on video Dodge truck gets away from its owner

"You ok"
"Yeah happens everyday, knew I shouldn't have called my car after my ex wife...... Christine"
"Okay, same time tomorrow"
"Yep probably"
8-)
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+2 5. Judge-Jake commented 20 hours ago on video Man rides hood of school bus after driver refuses to open the door

He claims that a bottle was thrown from the bus bus presumably by one of the kids which hit his car. If that is the case, I think he had a point.
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+2 6. Judge-Jake commented 1 day ago on video Pet Cat Saves Boy from Two Vicious GATORS -Cat vs Gator

Scaredy Croc...........>:)
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+4 7. Judge-Jake commented 1 day ago on video What Happens If You Throw a Magnet In Copper Pipe

I was watching a documentary about three weeks ago about a group of people who live in Nairobi (or somewhere like Nairobi) they basically lived in a shanty village where the houses were made out of bit's of scrap wood and anything that could be fashioned into a shelter. I think there were around five hundred or so people living in this awful place, they had a shop even a Mosque all knocked together. Why am I telling you this against this video?

Across a small bridge which went over a dirt polluted stream from this village was a rubbish dump and most of the people from the village worked on this rubbish dump. A lot of what was found at the dump was old computer and other electronic parts, radios, TV's etc. That had originated from Europe and other countries that wanted it out of there way. There was a system in place where those slightly better off would buy these broken products from shops out in the bigger towns and then sell them on to others at the dump who would take off certain parts and then sell on what was left to others. Eventually you got down to the group that the documentary was following there were called the burner boys, youths perhaps 15 years or more who would spend all day burning the rubber off cables to get the copper what was left inside. A days work breathing in all these toxic fumes would usually give them 39 pence (less than 50 cents) Looking at the piece of copper pipe in the video made me think that was probably about a months work for one of those poor guys.

They had no knowledge of the health implications of what they were doing and most were suffering from lung issues, it really made you weep. When things got too bad they would go and see a doctor and of course would have to pay for any medication they were given, probably a couple of weeks wages. The part that got me was when one of the guys said that he would keep working there as long as he could and would then see a doctor, who would give him some medicine to remove all the illness in his lungs. Most of these guys wouldn't see their 21st Birthday.
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0 8. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video Raw Video Shows How Fast Texas Wildfire Spread

Ooh those poor trees, that's gotta hurt. 8-)
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+2 9. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video The pilot showed how the aircraft "dives" in the dense clouds of the mountains

OMD that was awesome. Perfect music too. The world above the clouds we seldom see. <3
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+2 10. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video Railroad thermite welding

I don't give a monkeys cuss which method they use, this video was fascinating. Fairly sure Thunders uploaded it for the Guys doing the work, rather than the work itself but that's ok lol <3 Made me wonder if you can buy that Thermite stuff in tiny can's for repairing hairdryers. 8-)
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+1 11. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video Cheese

#10 Absolutely, Look up the word patience in the dictionary and there should be a link to this video. :D
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0 12. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video At the very last second

Oh my goodness the look on that dogs face will haunt me, terrified and so near to death. #4 Couldn't open the Youtube link, really hope it survived and went on to have a good life, bless it. <3
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+1 13. Judge-Jake commented 2 days ago on video Lighting a mostly empty 100% isopropyl alcohol drum.

Well we survived that now now lets try it on a full drum...wippee!!
The range of the idiot goes from zero to infinity and beyond. :S
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+1 14. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Space Shuttle launch turns night into day.

I wonder if those same people whoop and scream when someone switches on a light in a dark room. :D
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+1 15. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video How Bacteria Rule Over Your Body – The Microbiome

#1 Now don't get me started.......................
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+4 16. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Santa Rosa fire escape

Don't slow down, don't slow down.
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+1 17. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Cheese

Sacha Baron Cohen funny guy also very well known for being Ali G of course. ;)
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+2 18. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Borat - Buys a car

Hand like Slave of Wizard :D:D:D:D:D
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+1 19. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Mongolian Throat Singing-Batzorig Vaanchig

#10 It didn't help but I learned my lesson....Never marry a Mongolian Throat Singer without researching the culture first.....No matter how big her boobs are :S
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+2 20. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Scythe lawn mow

#17 A number of things, I was getting rather fed up with the lack of comments and therefore banter. There was a real slow down of video's for a while (and another stop).
And I got really busy driving fast cars and chasing women...Now the WineBurgerman is out of the scene I might get busy again. :D
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0 21. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Top 5 MIND OPENING movies

#5 Belong to them!! he's virtually in charge!!! Chief but one Twat!
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+1 22. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Stephen Hawking and Stephen Fry

#2 It would be pretty pointless for you (not for me) to be on a desert island with Monroe, Einstein & Galileo, because beautiful women tend to go for intelligent men. I'd be fine and pretty soon You Eini and Gali would be setting up some strange Mormon'esk all male commune together lol.:D
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+1 23. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Mongolian Throat Singing-Batzorig Vaanchig

Sounds like my ex first thing in the morning, never did understand a word she said. :D
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+2 24. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Scythe lawn mow

#11 Yes I know
#12 Yes I know
#13 Yes Snotr seemed to losing it's way a few weeks ago (around the time I was a bit busy lol) but I feel it's got a new wind now, or Foxy as I call him the big Farter. :D
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+4 25. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Cat jumps into lake after guy sneezes

#3 If you think about in the grand scheme of things, it really doesn't fecking matter does it. :D
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0 26. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Stephen Hawking and Stephen Fry

That's Piers Morgan not Stephen Fry. There is incidentally a massive divide between all three with Morgan well well well in fact at the bottom of a well below Fry and Hawkins. : Morgan is also the only one who believes in God but having seen some of the crap he came out with while working for the Sun Newspaper he likely won't be making his acquaintance if he indeed existed which he doesn't. 8-)
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+2 27. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Line Rider - Mountain King

Strangely mesmerizing although I'm sure too much would drive you insane.8-)
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+4 28. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Scythe lawn mow

#9 How do you know he's gay?
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+6 29. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Cat scared of sneeze

Slowed down that is a really 'Made a cat jump into the water' evil laugh>:)

I know a dog that if you sneeze makes her run away find something soft like a towel and shake it! 8-)
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+2 30. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Top 5 MIND OPENING movies

#2 Even if I like them, I hate any film with Tom Cruise in simply because he's a Scientology Tosser. (i):|
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+2 31. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Motorcycle Fail

#10 Totally agree (and you don't know how much that hurts lol) There is no such thing as a Christian or Islamic Child (or any other religion you can name) If the religion has any worth or truth the child should be allowed to grow up without it and make an individual decision based on his or her own discovery and following a science based education. Sadly this seldom gets to happen and the simple reason is that most religions would be finished within a generation. You could call it quite a successful business plan.
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0 32. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video A HAUNTED LADDER WALKING

#3 No not really I've developed this stutter stutter.
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+6 33. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Scythe lawn mow

I don't get it where do you put the petrol and where's the seat? 8-)
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+1 34. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video The Pink Panther Funny clips

#1 Aah that's where Burimi went...:D
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+3 35. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Top 5 MIND OPENING movies

Interesting stuff..I read the book Little big man, many moons ago really good.
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0 36. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Gigantic Explosion at Chinese Chemical Plant

I bet there was a strange smell of bowel movement on the top of that platform. :S
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+6 37. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Motorcycle Fail

#5 Religion again you see! spoils everything. I can't understand how anyone can get upset about something that doesn't actually exist. Wake up all you Religioneo's and smell the flowers.
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+4 38. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video A HAUNTED LADDER WALKING

It's a little weird yes.

Lets have some guesses

It's a step ladder so perhaps it's haunted by the ghost of it's step father. :D
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-3 39. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video A HAUNTED LADDER WALKING

It's a little weird yes.

Lets have some guesses

It's a step ladder so perhaps it's haunted by the ghost of it's step father. :D
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+2 40. Judge-Jake commented 6 days ago on video Guy in New Zealand playing guitar for cows

Cows like Heavy Metal Buckets. :D
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+3 41. Judge-Jake commented 6 days ago on video This dog is earning his keep...

Most retrievers and some labs will do this. They are always bringing your towels and blankets and will carry them around for ages.
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+1 42. Judge-Jake commented 6 days ago on video Pop-A-Shot Master!!!

What a pointless skill. :D
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+2 43. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video Gay Women Will Marry Your Boyfriends

Not quite seeing what's in this for the Gay girlfriend, bit of a sacrifice when she could simply live with her Gay girlfriend. Two our of three marriages end in divorce anyway. :P Or do you need to be married in the face of 'That purely fictitious fellow in the sky' >:)
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0 44. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video Porn Tech Support

Now I like a laugh, you all know I do and this is really funny and I am definitely not a kill joy BUTT sorry BUT! I'm a little surprised that this content is acceptable on Snotr as there have been many comments in the past regarding this being a child friendly site? Has that now changed Admin?
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+2 46. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video Explosive eruption of Popocatépetl in Mexico

An Earth pimple being squeezed big time. :S
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+5 47. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video Shotgun Wedding Ceremonies In Algeria

I think the logo at the top of the screen has a P to many and an S too few. 8-)
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+5 48. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video 3DOF Racing Simulator - Test Drive (RacingCUBE)

Dear Santa....................................
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+2 49. Judge-Jake commented 9 days ago on video Snappers Advanced Facial Rig for Maya and Unreal Engine

It's so realistic it almost feels like abuse. 8-)
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+2 50. Judge-Jake commented 9 days ago on video Japanese man vs 450 horsepower fan!

That's gotta feel like being snapped with an elastic band, but all over your body at the same time. :D
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+1 51. Judge-Jake commented 9 days ago on video Glacier bridge collapses in Perito Moreno

Built by the three little pigs presumably. :D
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0 52. Judge-Jake commented 9 days ago on video Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

Right you Feckers we're gonna...er....do stuff you won't be...very happy about..with your bo.. er....We'll think of something....don't you worry. :S
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0 53. Judge-Jake commented 9 days ago on video Straight Men Respond to: "Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends"

Pretty lame if I'm honest. :(|)
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+1 54. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video A380 landing at Düsseldorf airport during storm Xavier

it's the little windows...LITTLE WINDOWS...TOO SMALL...SILLY:D
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+2 55. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video AIRBUS A380 hard crosswind landing - different angle

They ought to give the pilots bigger windows then they might be able to see where they are going....tiny little windows phah :D
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+1 56. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video Dog rescue. Russian style...

We share the same biology
Regardless of ideology
What might save us, me, and you
Is if the Russians love their Doggies too. O:)
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+2 57. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video Flame Throwing Drone Helps Remove Net on UHV Power Line

Cool way of starting your barbecue if it's raining. 8-)
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+1 58. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video Science Rocks! 7D Park in Japan. You can touch, feel and even smell the animals

I was going to say that they had kept this very quiet. :S
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+4 59. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video Does your dog bite?

#1 The Pink Panther strikes again (Peter sellers) 1976.
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+2 60. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video World's Greatest Drag Race 7!

I don't know about you, but I was expecting a line up of Men, overly dressed up as Women wearing trainers. :D
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+4 61. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video Inside New York City\'s Most Secret Basement

So two saboteurs carrying a bag of sand each where brought by two submarines from Germany to the East coast of America to throw sand into these machines, that's gotta be cost effective, or didn't they get on. And a German spy who already worked next to these machines couldn't have gotten hold of some sand and do this himself? No wonder the fecking Nazi's lost the war.
Imagine also the job of sitting down there day after day waiting for the lift to come down with a gun ready to shoot who was inside I bet they got through a few books. :D
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0 62. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video Baby dolphins fascinated by squirrels

Whereas the squirrels couldn't give a flying feck about the dolphins. Which is why one day Dolphins will take over the planet and squirrels will be the first to go. >:)
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+4 63. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video Deadly Fire in the Bronx

Lets pretend that it was real for the rest of the comments.

If you are going to die in a fire, you just gotta hope it's one of those cold fires. 8-)
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0 64. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?

#18 There is now..<3
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+2 65. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video A river of non-stop plastic waste in Guatemala

It would be nice to think that this is going around like the baggage belt at an airport but of course this is a river and where is it heading? The ocean.

If you want to put this into some kind of perspective... If you got a net and fished out two different types of this plastic and were able to write a poem about the destruction of our planet on both pieces. There is a possibility that the first poem could be read by your Great, great, great, great, great, great Grandchild and the second poem by that Grandchild's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandchild. Makes you think doesn't it? 8-)
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+3 66. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Playing a Titanic Tuba

My Great Great Great Grandfather died playing the Tuba. He tried to play Flight of the bumble bee on the tuba and blew his liver out of the horn. :D
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+5 67. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video This crow follows passing by truck and asks for food.

Those crows are smart cookies and that smart cookie was given a cookie. 8-)
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+2 68. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Drone Down!!

I wouldn't bother getting the drone it will be well fecked...get a new one..get a new one.:D
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+6 69. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Luca Stricagnoli - FEEL GOOD INC. (Gorillaz)

Beautiful instrument hand crafted by Davide Serracini in Rome. Price unknown, each instrument made is unique. Exactly what you need when you get to the stage of thinking 'This six string is just too easy to play' :D
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-1 70. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video Microsculpture by Levon Biss

Maybe this will be the start of understanding how to swot the little feckers at picnics. :D
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+3 71. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video Kantega | The Mysterious Life of Developers

#2 You're a developer aren't you? And you have difficulty getting to work on time, don't you? You're a late developer aren't you?
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0 72. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video Crazy 100ft slip and slide through forest

#4 Are you Jesus? or just weird in some other way?
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+3 73. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video Nurse shark bites man's stomach and refuses to let go

Should have asked the shark for some money then when he answered, just lift him off there...If he was a loan shark. :D
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+6 74. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video Poor timing!

Or he had just missed his boat trip in which case it was perfect timing. I think he hit the water.
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+8 75. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video Free gifts at your neighbors door...

Made to measure that boot. Pretty stupid place for the postman to leave it anyway.
So if we are to assume that this is the neighbours kid, why is he driving all over his neighbours lawn? Two educational opportunities

"Look what I've found Mummy" .
"Oh for feck's sake, take it back, take it back they've got a fecking camera, go and get your balaclava" :D
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0 76. Judge-Jake commented 14 days ago on video How to start a Mexican Wave

All we need now is a video showing how to start a Mexican Car. :D

Next time I go to a game I'm going to take a Mexican Surfboard and ride that wave. :D

Of course it does beg the question (and I expect someone will get the Nobel prize for this) How do you STOP a Mexican wave (Oh I know chop his arms off) >:)
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+4 77. Judge-Jake commented 14 days ago on video Crazy 100ft slip and slide through forest

Missing one vital element..........................girlsO:)
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+2 78. Judge-Jake commented 14 days ago on video The Spa Car Drivable Hot Tub

You gotta love him. I bet those burgers were a bit soapy though. I would have liked to see an emergency stop. >:)
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+1 79. Judge-Jake commented 14 days ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?

#16 Pretty much all I live for. O:)
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0 80. Judge-Jake commented 14 days ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?

#14 The Clangers were a puppet type stop motion show on English TV back in the late sixties early seventies. They should be Googleable from where you are just type The Clangers English tv. They lived on the moon took strange drugs and therefore made strange Changer noises.

Also you probably won't have this in the USA but in England if you make a mistake people often say "He Dropped a Clanger" Tho origin is a little obscure but may have come from a workshop when someone dropped something heavy and metal like a tool. :)
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+2 81. Judge-Jake commented 15 days ago on video Age...level asian...

#5 It does matter if she's only 14, it matters rather a lot in this country lol. :S
#6 Okay if she's 45 Maybe I'll take another look. :D
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+2 82. Judge-Jake commented 15 days ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?

#11 Phuq you too. :D You should tune in more often it happens a lot O:)
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0 83. Judge-Jake commented 15 days ago on video Emma and Cinnamon

#4 It would make for a smoother aging video if it was once a week especially when the growth spurts start. <3
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+2 84. Judge-Jake commented 15 days ago on video Voronezh Timelapse

#4 Yes I've heard that they have it in them, that was the reason for the messy ban I was referring to. :D
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+1 85. Judge-Jake commented 15 days ago on video Age...level asian...

#3 A little young for me although I'm confused as to how old she actually is, not really my sort if I'm honest?8-)
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+2 86. Judge-Jake commented 15 days ago on video Rare White Giraffe Discovered

#4 For sure<3
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+3 87. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Age...level asian...

I didn't want a shirt anyway
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+5 88. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Is the Moon a planet or a star?

It amazes me how people go through their lives in such ignorance. With the absolute exception of Thunders most women have no interest in anything out of this world which saddens me greatly. Men on the whole do, although a lot of them do not bother to investigate deeply.

I could not imagine going through life not wanting to know how the planet got to where it is today, how life began, natural selection and all that. Religion I absolutely do not waste a moment of my time with, it's all nonsense ALL OF IT!! Space, planets moons, stars, galaxies the possibility of life elsewhere is so incredibly interesting. The video above just shows how limited is the average knowledge of life out side of Shoes and clothes. :(|)
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+4 89. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Rare White Giraffe Discovered

That's a white wash O:) And why are they rare? Because there is nowhere for them to hide, unless it snows. 8-)
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0 90. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Woman punishes garbage throwers

I'd like to do the same to people who play crap music really loud in their car's. I'd like to invent a really loud sound bomb that plays "The Birdy Song" at around 80 watts RMS for about an hour that I could throw through their open car window. It would need to be made out of the same stuff as the guy in Terminator 2 after an hour it would find it's way back to me ready for the next musical assassination.>:)
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+3 91. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Voronezh Timelapse

#2 I think he's allowed out of the country now, that messy ban following the misunderstanding with the kilt and that biker was resolved. Personally I never thought he was guilty...not in public...no not him:'(
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0 92. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Japanese Milk Commercial

#5 Well you know the rule, if it's not nice best to say nothing at all O:)
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+1 93. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Top 10 Incredible Street Performers Videos

The last guy needs his own TV show immediately O:)
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+5 94. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Voronezh Timelapse

Well that was a bit random, was it made by Cameramaster :D
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0 95. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video What's the Northernmost Town in the world?

I heard he was in Jail for crime against Hugh Hefner.:D
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+8 96. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Japanese Milk Commercial

One way of getting the little bastards to drink it, tell um it comes from outta space. Little planet just up from Uranus called UrNipple. :'(
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+2 97. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Sismo México 19 de Septiembre 2017

Must have been bad, did you see the person throwing up at 0.04 middle top left from the balcony must have been a gallon of last nights beer there>:)
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+1 98. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Throwing rocks in Franklin, PA

More often than not in England we do that with flat clam shells and pieces of slate and yes we call it skimming. Annoyingly a lot of beaches don't have anything worth skimming with either just sand or small pebbles.

I used to be a good skimmer when I was a lad. My parents had a holiday place by the sea and we used to go there most weekends throughout the summer and sometimes in the winter as well as holidays of course. I tried skimming a couple of years ago and it hurt like hell then and even worse the next day. Out of practice I guess my Skimming muscle obviously dried up through lack of use. :D
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+3 99. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Emma and Cinnamon

What a wonderful way to grow up, they should video that walk every week until Emma is twenty one. O:)
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0 100. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Close Call for One Driver

I would say it was a close call for several drivers....Annoyingly I concentrated on the Plane view-able from the right corner of the car windscreen that turned out to be a dead fly on the windscreen. 8-)
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+3 101. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video How Do You Transplant A Human Head? - Earth Lab

I find this fascinating, you get this image of a thick telephone type set of cables in a tight sheaf being sliced and then this incredible hope that the cables are all in the same order on the sliced cable from the body. Are we to understand that this glue is simply going to be smeared on one or both ends and then the whole thing just pushed together? Or is he suggesting that each individual nerve ending in the spinal column is going to be matched up with the new half. Surly spinal columns are not totally universal inside?
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+1 102. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster

As to the video, I don't know why there were so many failed attempts, it's not exactly rocket science. 8-)
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+1 103. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster

#2#3#6#7 Thanks for the info especially Foxy very helpful.
I am a man of peace and profanities but I'd really like to get hold of anyone who has produced one of these annoying malware or virus's and really give them a jolly good kicking between the legs until I was exhausted and they mended their ways. :( They should ousted and there should be a roundup.
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+5 104. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video Nikon P900 - Propeller Synchronization

#1 No a big guy threw it really hard and it's actually falling. :S
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+3 105. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video Koality Control

Thought he would give him a swig, then the koala could have spit it into a bowl. cos he only eats eucalyptus 8-)
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+1 106. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Railcar wheel changeout. AKA Insane Repairs

Fascinating.... to start with it didn't seem, dangerous at all then they lifted the whole thing up and suddenly yep it looked dangerous. :O
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+2 107. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video The awesome friends in St. Petersburg Zoo

They're both going to be coughing up fur balls in the morning8-)
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+3 108. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Emperor Likes Me

He's either saying:-

"Got any fish"
"Wanna buy some snow"
"Fecking cold today isn't it"
"Get off my turf"
" Do you know which direction the sea is? I seem to have taken a wrong turning"
" Have you seen my missus she's about this height wearing a black and white dress"
"Is this the way to Amarillo"
"p p p p p p p pissoff"
:D
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+5 109. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Adam Savage on why you can’t boil potatoes on Mt. Everest

#4 I think he's saying that the same temperature is required as in your kitchen but you can't achieve that. isn't he? Oh I don't fecking know. Boil your fecking potatoes before you go up Everest. O:)
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+2 110. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Always be aware of your surroundings

If this was in Scotland she was actually Drone Dunked as apposed to Drone Droned. :D
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+1 111. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video How Not to Land an Orbital Rocket Booster

As it hasn't happened on this video, I would like to ask other Snotr's if you are having any trouble with MALWARE via Snotr?

I've had three occasions recently (one yesterday) when immediately upon clicking on a snotr video I have had a so called microsoft audio warning telling me that my computer has been infected and if I try and switch it off they will be forced to lock my computer!!

I don't know how these things are supposed to work but I did switch my computer off and it wasn't locked. I also pay for an anti virus program and I can't understand why it didnt pick it up? But this has happened to me a number of times nearly always when I'm on Snotr? Any idea???
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+2 112. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video Squirrel Vs, chipmunk

Little fecker....Now if there were a 10m anaconda in the garden.....>:).................he'd need a bigger spring:D
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+7 113. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video Biggest Snake Ever | Construction Workers Discover 10m Anaconda at Brazilian building site

I obviously don't agree with killing the poor thing, put what do you do with a 10m Anaconda? You can't simply throw it over next doors fence. If you took it into the woods it would probably beat you home and I'm pretty sure the post office wouldn't be happy if you sent it to your ex! 8-)
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0 114. Judge-Jake commented 23 days ago on video Up The River // Hypetrain Motors

#2 Okay then, naked apart from a pair of Granddad pants held open at the back crack with a twig, a porcupine quill instead of a feather, a lot of sudden heavy tickling with the occasional back of the knee kick, nipple tweaking and a bucket full of ice cubes, fire ants and wasps to strategically drop drown the open pants at pre determined times and a fully charged tazzer. :(|)
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+2 115. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Up The River // Hypetrain Motors

Imagine standing on the edge of a cliff, toes over the edge, playing that through a VR screen headset, with your mates poking you around the ears with a long stick with a feather on the end>:).
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+1 116. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Meet the new missus, guys!

If he'd like to bring his wife to the edge of my river anytime at all that would be fine too. She's gorgeous I wouldn't even mind the gorilla perfume, she could kill me with a single blow anytime, what a way to go :D
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+1 117. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Is Reality Real? The Simulation Argument

Well I think that is all absolutely true ,in fact I've known this for some time as I have a contact at control who wants out. 8-)
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0 118. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video 261 kph water rocket trike

#1 Actually some of us measure speed MPH.
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+2 119. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Hurricane Harvey Fire Ant Raft

Here is a life example if ever you'll see one, "Never never, never, ever give up" :) It also fly's in the face of the Noah story :S
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+3 120. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Stand clear of the edge of the Platform...And here's why.

I'm thinking the drain might be slightly blocked, anyone got a plunger. :x
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+1 121. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video VW prank

Ah I've been doing it all wrong, no wonder it's so tricky in reverse. :D
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-2 122. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Fun police!

#4 Yeah that was a Guy, was this you coming out? Congratulations nomaddaf;)
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-1 123. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video The dream of Icarus

If this was the true dream of Icarus, they would have flown too close to the jet engines at the end, very disappointing :D
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+1 124. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Albatross

"Albatross.... Albatross"
"Two choc ices please"
"I haven't got any choc ices, just got this Albatross...Albatross"
"What flavour is it"
"It isn't any fecking flavour, it's an Albatross....Albatross"
"Well it must be some flavour"
" Alright alright smart arse it's Albatross flavour, it's fecking seabird fecking flavour....Albatross"
"Do you get wafers with it?"
" Cause you don't get fecking wafers with it, it's a fecking Albatross....Albatross" :(

I typed the Monty Python sketch above before watching the video. Clearly this no laughing matter. These poor creatures what an awful way to die. As mentioned above I'm sure that they have always eaten objects that were unhealthy but the problem here is obviously the fact that the Albatross spends most of it's life in flight above oceans feeding on the wing and these pieces of shiny colourful plastic are obviously attracting them like the scales on the fish they should be eating. Something must be done!!!
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+10 125. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video River boat trip

That's probably safer than being on dry land
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+6 126. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Energic head massage

If the little shite did that to me, he'd be wearing the mirror>:)
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0 127. Judge-Jake commented 28 days ago on video Best Reverse Video Ever!

#1 Not necessarily :*
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0 128. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Unboxing a swarm of african killer bees

Let me guess Ebay? and they actually ordered African Villa keys. 8-)
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0 129. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Frisbee Dog Fail

Excellent well worth a freeze frame:D
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0 130. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Next Generation Elevator?

I really enjoyed that.
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+1 131. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video "Ten Meter Tower"

This is a double whammy for me, because I'm not keen on heights and I'm also not keen on deep water. Now if they could remove one of my fears by emptying the pool I'd think about it. 8-)
I would be interested to know how many of those who jumped wanted to immediately di it again and if they there would have been any trepidation the second time?
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+5 132. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video How to Draw a Perfect Circle Freehand

That's amazing, now show us how to draw a hexagon. 8-)
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0 133. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Extreme Close Call Lightning Strike In Canada

I didn't think a moose could get so emotional over a bit of lightening.:D
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+6 134. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video A human centipede race against the bull

Now if this was the extent of Bull fighting I'd be favour of it. It's when the swords and knives come out, that I start to think that those involved are barbaric morons. >:)
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+2 135. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Just two friends meeting on the beach and playing football

#5 Not sure I'll check one more time. ;)
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+3 136. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Just two friends meeting on the beach and playing football

umm a category? I'll need to watch it a couple more time until I can take my eyes on the ball. :D
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-1 137. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Bose High Tech Cooking System

#5 No it isn't :D
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+1 138. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video This Is How to Make Easy And Awesome Rangoli

There is an opticians in England called SpecSavers their slogan is "Should have gone to SpecSavers" I think you and I should have lol.<3
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+2 139. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Saw Blade Fidget Spinner Powered By 60,000 PSI Waterjet

If you look really carefully you can just see the Health and safety executive nailed to a board near the toilets...His names Peter. :D
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+6 140. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Giant Crab

Just imagine crawling into a hole in the pitch dark feeling around for that monkey ooouuuu.
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-1 141. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Somethings you just need cheering up a little

Well that was a bit boring who on earth uploaded that.................oh:S...................:D
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+5 142. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Damien

Damien the bush kangaroo um not sure it would have been as successful as Skippy, "What's that Damien there's a boy fallen down the well again?" No not sure at all. :D
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+1 143. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Driver keep his nerve after loosing his brakes while going downhill.

Shouldn't there be a back up on lorry's if the brakes fail?8-)
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+2 144. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Sir Nicholas Winton

A true hero in a world with so many utter and complete misguided fools.
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+2 145. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Trailer Assist by VW: The new tv-commercial

Wonderful it really made me smile. O:)
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+10 146. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video This Is How to Make Easy And Awesome Rangoli

So what do you do with that? I thought it said Ravioli :D
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+4 147. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Bose High Tech Cooking System

This looks amazing, the future right there. When you see things like this you get a glimpse into the kind of world, that you won't be able to come back to, fifty years after you die, that you wouldn't recognize if you could.
They make excellent speakers too. :)
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+2 148. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Doctor, Doctor

That was really funny excellent.:D
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+6 149. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Cheeto the Lucky Seahorse - Rescue, Rehab and Release (yes seahorse - singular)

That's really weird cos I was on the same beach and a seagull dropped something in front of me which I thought was a tiny jelly fish but it was in fact a live shrimp which I took to the same rescue centre...and.......OH NO!
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+4 150. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video Cutting humour

Oh that was boarding on evil. :D
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0 151. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video THE GREAT AMERICAN ECLIPSE on August 21st!

Of course 40% of Americans will disbelieve this explanation, preferring the God Pushers the Moon (with a stick) in front of the Sun in readiness for the second coming idea. 100% of Muslims will no doubt have another stupid theory and the scientologists will say it's the lizard leader sheading his skin. Apologies for all the other religions left out here but I'm busy worshiping the red wine god with Kate Crab the goddess of all crustaceans.8-)
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+2 152. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Interlocking Carved Watermelon Cage

Two questions 1) How do you get the parrot in 2) How do you get the parrot out :D
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+9 153. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video Remote Control Car

Surly the title should have been Remote control Cake, just saying;)
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+3 154. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video Apologizing 101

HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty", "My mums friend" or MY BUDDY'S SISTER like the twat above or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you<3<3<3

I'm not sure what makes me more nauseous the video or the tosspot above with his FECKING ANNOYING MESSAGES. AND NO!!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO SAY I'M SORRY BUBBA.....:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
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+3 155. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video The \'lion whisperer\' gets a \'hug\'.

HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty" or "My mums friend" or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you<3<3<3
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+3 156. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video Wakie Wakie

HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty" or "My mums friend" or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you<3<3<3
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+6 157. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video Schoolbusses in the Netherlands

What a great idea, keeps them fit too.....

HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty" or "My mums friend" or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you<3<3<3
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+5 158. Judge-Jake commented 59 days ago on video Unfortunate Estonian football team

HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!.... SNOTR is being targeted by a small group of ARSOLES probably connected to ISIS who are using the site to advertise stupid corrupt money making schemes... They usually start with something like "My friend aunty" or "My mums friend" or some other other pathetic comment. Snotr admin are probably too busy to keep wiping them off the site....SO the simple answer (and it's happening already) is for everyone to simply give them a negative--- that way they disappear from view and we don't have to see them. I thank you<3<3<3
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0 159. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video Hypnotizing Wind Sculpture

Four years on still mesmerizing.
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+4 160. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video Saving Whale Sharks

Someone must be peeling onions nearby. Beautiful creatures, what a lovely ending, they must have been terrified and then very thankful O:)
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+2 161. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video Nine Passenger Crash

Leicester for those of you who are not in the know is populated primarily by Indian's and Pakistani's. Here we have an example of how nine of them pass their spare time.
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+1 162. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video Helping hands

#4 You've been told five million times now don't exaggerate.

I would have liked to see the little pricker wander off after it's ordeal O:)
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-4 163. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video Mass Start Craziness | Mountain of Hell 2017

Yawn........:S
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+4 164. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video Quick-Thinking Driver Narrowly Escapes Carjacking

Was that an attempted car jacking or was it an assassination or kidnapping attempt? Bloody dodgy what ever it was 8-) OR looking outside the box entirely was it a bodged dog napping and the guys with the guns were the good guys?8-)
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-1 165. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Baby and the Cat

'6 You are so full of Cat shite.
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+2 166. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Singing with angels

#4 You have either tuning issue, excess ear wax or no taste in music. :D
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0 167. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video White moose

Was this the same Swedish cameraman who got caught trying to smuggle 975 Tippex bottles into Sweden. 8-)
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+1 168. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Using polyrhythms or syncopation in music

It's kinda Kooky, but then it's not kooky it's more zibby you know a bit ler you know twer twer waggo actually. I like it8-)
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+1 169. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Police cruiser with gas nozzle hanging out of it

Or the car had been stolen from the petrol station. oh sorry it's America GAS station.:D
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0 170. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Wild Trickshots With A Bow!

I wonder if they would so keen if there wasn't a piece of sponge on the end of the arrow.
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-1 171. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Baby and the Cat

#3 MindTrick try spending twenty five years working in Immunology before you question my advice. :S
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+3 172. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Ferret mama wants to show her human her new pups.

Or maybe she is saying, "Who the feck put these in here, get rid of um, I need some sleep" :D
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+2 173. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video See a Sea Turtle Devour a Jellyfish Like Spaghetti | National Geographic

I kinda guess they deserve it a bit. :O
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+1 174. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video German Food Taste Test

Fast forward to the last fifteen seconds when the intelligent bird makes an appearance. :D

I can see a great opportunity for poisoning an Aussie here :D
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+1 175. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Bus Driver Saves Woman From Jumping Off Bridge

I just hope you was okay and still is <3
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+3 176. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Atlantic and Pacific Ocean meet at the point of mid Ocean

You see now I don't know what to believe. 8-)
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-6 177. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Baby and the Cat

Lovely, Face near the cats's ass, bacteria all over his head from the cat's tongue that has been licking it's ass and potentially recently eaten a mouse. Lovely:S
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+1 178. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video The most honest Arab Muslim on Planet Earth

Surly we have someone on Snotr who understands Arabic and who can confirm the content of this video? It is difficult to pass comment until this is confirmed but lets assume that it is accurate. If it is, then it is a glowing light from the darkness of the world. I only hope that anyone thinking of getting into terrorism in the name of Islam (So I am only talking about a tiny proportion of the Islamic faith) listen to words of this man. <3
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+1 179. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Sassy goose doesn't back down when intimidated by elephant in zoo

Very hard to intimidate a Canada goose, you need at lease three elephants. :P
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+1 180. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Linda Farkas - Contact (Fire-)Staff Routine

Every time I go to the beach for a bit of peace and quiet, there is always some bint with a burning stick prancing around, I really ought to divorce her. O:)
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+2 181. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Mirusha Waterfalls - Kosovo

#5 Have you not got anything better to do from your bedsit?
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0 182. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Ford Raptor suspension when a're off road

#4 You couldn't possibly have a dad in law because no female would waste their time with a loser like you.:D
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0 183. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video It'll never take off!

That's the sort of thing punot would do, ass hole.:(
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+1 184. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Rescuing Cats From Tall Trees

#5 I hope you realise that no one is reading past the first couple of words of your pathetic messages, why don't you just Piss off!!:(
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+2 185. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video 36 buildings demolished in about 20 seconds in Chinese city

I'm sure if they had used their brains they could have created a domino effect and blown just one of them up, would have saved a lot of tnt. :D I do wonder how many people were forcibly evicted from their homes?:S
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+1 186. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Animals That Hilariously Look like Food

I can't believe I just sat through that, some people really need a visit to an ophthalmologist. 8-)
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0 187. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video I Could Watch This Forever

If you put full can's in this, there would be a lot more healthy people on the planet and many more poor dentists. :D
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+1 188. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video The Ancient Salt Pans of Peru

#3 I for one would really appreciate it if you would FECK OFF!!

As for the video, from above I bet it was the inspiration for the Tiffany lamp. ;)
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0 189. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video The most Scottish thing ever !

#6 I don't hate them, dislike immensely would be more accurate lol. Interesting that you had to go to Wikipedia to find out that the national instrument of England is the bell, that's because we don't play the bell anymore we evolved. Neither do we ware skirts with purses on the outside. However go to Scotland.....ROFL :D
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+1 190. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video The most Scottish thing ever !

A perfect demonstration of how bagpipes sound better the further away they get. :D
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+4 191. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Heatherwick's Rolling Bridge

Definitely a very flash bridge, perhaps they should have made the outside out of solar panels so that is was free powered.
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+3 192. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video 'I think your dog is broken!'

Perhaps he just had a stroke.
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-1 193. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Monkeys v Cat & Dogs

Austin, get yourself a life buddy, you are a nerd, no one is impressed with your stupid comments, you are boring, repetitive and we don't care in the slightest what your opinion is about anything. If you comment about this comment I am not going to read it, if I see your name, I'm instantly moving on to something else. Good bye.
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+4 194. Judge-Jake commented 72 days ago on video Monkeys v Cat & Dogs

#3 Right that's it Sojorapavi, You've been warned time and time again and did you listen? You didn't did you well I'm sorry it had to come to this but, and you remember you bought this on yourself, it's all your own doing...so... I've just paid a gypsy to put a pox on you and your entire family, bad things are going to happen...very bad things, Sore's, warts, parts dropping off, incontinence (paid extra for that little beauty add on) and that's just you and your mother. Throat feeling dry, sweating, heart beat irregular, feelings of something bad about to happen, dizzyness it's all on it's way. Screamy dreams, electrical equipment misbehaving, jep all on it's way...enjoy :squirrel: Oh and it's likely that your next shit may resemble a hedgehog never was £7 better spent for that squeezer. :(|)
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0 195. Judge-Jake commented 72 days ago on video Thirty Years Ago Today, America Watched The Challenger Shuttle Explode On Live Television

One, of those Kennedy being shot, Elvis dying, Princess Diana dying, Twin tower moments that you never forget if you were alive to experience it. Makes you wonder what the next one's will be. My guess and I hope I'm wrong will be some idiot with a nuke. 8-)
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+4 196. Judge-Jake commented 72 days ago on video World's Worst Burglar Breaks Into OPEN Garage

What a Div. And you!
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0 197. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video The Noose Song

Apart from the idiot trying to sell shite on Snotr I seem to be the only here who probably doesn't think this video is funny. Earlier this week a young girl has started a prison sentence for encouraging her boyfriend to kill himself. I wonder if this moron will be tried for the death of anyone who commits suicide by hanging and has his instruction video on their computer. :S
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+1 198. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video The living paraded in coffins after brushes with death

#6 It's the festival of a load of bollocks in Galicia Spain.
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-1 199. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video 103mph RC Car

Tis but a flesh wound, it's had worse. >:)
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+5 200. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video Tugboat saves the day

They should have given all the crew a bonus out of the wages of the captain of the cruise ship. 8-)
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+2 201. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video Paraglider crashes to Earth...and lives

That's gravity for you. 8-)
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+1 202. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video No no no

Well he's not going to grow up to be a Yes man. Imagine trying to sell him insurance. ;)
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0 203. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video Water Slide Like A Boss

I'd like to see him do that again...so I pressed repeat...it was really good the second time. If that had been me I would have smashed my face on the side and needed an ambulance. O:)
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+2 204. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video Crabs!

That was a really bad case of crabs:D
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+4 205. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Impatient truck driver

What a difference a second can make. :S
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+3 206. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Dashcam video captures small plane crashing into highway

Didn't look too bad guessing he'she survived. :|
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0 207. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Rhinoceros vs. Warthog

Nasty bastard, that was totally uncalled for.
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+1 208. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Irish Farmers Lose Their Sheep, Strange Accent

That's what happens to a perfectly good English accent. First it turns Irish be separating the two countries by a bit of Water then it ends up like this example when your only companions are sheep. Same thing happened to the Welsh albeit without the water, and the Scottish because they all wanted to wear skirts except the women. The Men even started to carry dialog books in their purses, but when an English man approaches a Scotsman and points at his Purse, he denies it is a purse and calls it a Sporran, You are not kidding anyone Scottish Men it's a purse, A PURSE!! full of fluff and Lippy. :D
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+8 209. Judge-Jake commented 75 days ago on video Simon more Emotional in Deaf Girl Audition 2017

Beautiful voice beautiful girl. <3
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+2 210. Judge-Jake commented 75 days ago on video Owl be seeing you

I really hope this wasn't the first part of that Owl soup video I've been hearing about. 8-)
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0 211. Judge-Jake commented 75 days ago on video The Fidget Spinner Song

Two observations 1) It's an electric Oven. 2) These spinners were originally designed for Autism sufferers in which case this song is rather cruel. oh and 3) SNOTR ADMIN CAN'T YOU REMOVE THESE IDIOTS WHO KEEP TELLING US ABOUT THEIR FECKING LYING FRIENDS INCOMES..thank you <3
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0 212. Judge-Jake commented 76 days ago on video The living paraded in coffins after brushes with death

What a stupid concept. :|
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+2 213. Judge-Jake commented 76 days ago on video There's a loose moose aboot this hoose.

A Jute Cloth Ceiling? my goodness the insulation must be terrible, Imagine living upstairs, you'd be falling through every time you walked to the kitchen. <3
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-1 214. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video What kind of a dof is this ???

#9 Well that's very kind and thoughtful of you foxy, just wait until you are old enough to have your own credit card, just another five or six years, I'll be waiting. ;)
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0 215. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Instant Karma

#5 I wouldn't get out of bed for just $4000 a day. You obviously don't earn much at all otherwise you wouldn't be peddling on the internet, now sling for hook, moron!!!
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+1 216. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Contortionist cat

#4 A little test if it was needed to see if people do actually read the comments they are marking down lol. <3
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-1 217. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Primitive Technology - Sandals

The very first Jimmy Choo. :D
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+1 218. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Rooftop road on the top of a 5-story building in China

You take the high road and I'll take the low and I'll be in China before yer. :S
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-1 219. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video The moment a man is knocked over by a Bus

#11 This guy had no time to know how to do anything, all actions were involuntary.

Barmen "How did you get here?"

Man "I came by bus"
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+3 220. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Lock Picking 101

Yeah everyone's gonna have a great day unless some bastard picks their lock. :x
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0 221. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Carl Einar teaches you a magic trick

#2 Hey Julie long time since you've have been on Snotr, how's it going chuck? <3
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+1 222. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Women with crazy driving skills.

#1 It's Darwin, for feck sake. 8-)
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+1 223. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Bo Staff, Top 10 Spins and Strikes

Must give you a wonderful workout especially around the midriff. I made myself a pair of Nunchakus at college back in the days when no one knew what they were. Made them out of mahogany with a heavy duty chain, really heavy and came really keen when you wacked your own head, which I did often. Just off outside to pull the brush head off the pole. >:)
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-2 224. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Ana Yang Gazillion Bubble Show

I bet the stage is slippy after she comes off. >:)

#1 What else would they buy tickets for... Jam?
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-3 225. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Contortionist cat

Oh that reminds me my co workers best friends aunties illegitimate son make's $7 an hour working at Pooh myself .com you can too all you have to do $$$$$$$ is pooh yourself send it in a padded envelope to anyone on snotr who put's stupid money making adverts that are all BULLSH*T by the way on this site. I'll personally send you $2 for every successful Pooh Delivered. You can make the other $5 by putting a video on youtube and having it stolen by facebook.$$$$$$O:)
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+1 226. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Fox playing with dog

That was a hound and it was definitely baiting the fox, being trained for when a pack of twenty or more tear through the countryside with a group of morons on horses in red suits calling it sport. It officially banned in England and should remain so. Although illegal 'hunt's' do still take place. When the fox is eventually ripped to pieces by the hounds any new riders on the hunt have it's blood wiped on their faces. Barbaric and I'm ashamed that it's a part of the English countryside. :(
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+1 227. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Instant Karma

I'm pretty sure this is called, 'Getting your own back'. :D
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0 228. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Suicide Car Bomb Goes Off After Being Run Over By A Tank

Do you think the delay was because the suicide bomber, still in the car, took a while to make his broken bones stretch his arm and fingers to press the detonator button in his pocket?
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+1 229. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Isle of Man TT 2017 | James Hillier's Balla-SCARY moment!

I once did that on a shopping trolley on the fish Isle in Sainburys 8-)
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-1 230. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Cat scares the living shit out of dog

Scare de of cat:D
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-1 231. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Just keep going, maybe no one noticed

Litter lout!:P
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-1 232. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video What kind of a dof is this ???

#6 That's wonderful you moron, let us have your co workers aunt's name and address and we'll see if the IRS know about her. Now feck off..:(
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0 233. Judge-Jake commented 81 days ago on video What kind of a dof is this ???

#3 His bite is worse because oh his beak, up to 1200 lbs per square inch. :x
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+2 234. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video Love is blind!

It's not only Elephants. :)
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+3 235. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video What kind of a dof is this ???

I'd love to see the dog that this Cockatoo is impersonating. If I were guessing I'd say a Chinese Chested Powder Puff (which actually is a dog guys, haven't just made it up) or Obviously a Cockapoo but that would be too obvious.:D
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-2 236. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video Hilarious prank call

#2 What you talking about Ringworm? The Q and the Z are right there where they always be on the zero finger hole, where'd you expect um to be euh? On your ass, is that where you think the Q and possibly the Z is, On Your Ass, well no it ain't, it ain't on your hairy ass at all, I mean I don't know what's on your sorry hairy ass and I don't wannna know but it ain't no Z and it ain't no Q and that's a fact Jack. Now you pay some attention 8-)
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0 237. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video How Women Have Lived With Their Periods Since 1900

#1 You use Tampons in your first aid kit? Just what kind of an injury are you hoping to come across.:D That sounded wrong on purpose by the way. O:)
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+1 238. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video Angry sea compilation

I but my table fan on during the playing of this video and it was so realistic that a Cod hit me in the face. 8-)
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+4 239. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video Muppets on a Scooter

What a nob. She should have kept quiet about the camera until the police arrived though. :D Oi nob everyone in the world has now seen you and your girlfriend being a pair of nobs ah ah ah ah ho ho ho ho ho
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+4 240. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video Dolphin Asks Diver For Help

That's a lovely ending to a very uncomfortable period in her life. May she swim the ocean for ever more. O:)
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+1 241. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video STOLEN AUDI CAR CHASE

I would like to see the next five minutes where he is beaten to a pulp by the police! :D
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+1 242. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video 5 Simple Questions - Intelligence Test

My answer was 12 to each question and I'm right. :S
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0 243. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video How Women Have Lived With Their Periods Since 1900

I'm ashamed to say I have never heard of a menstrual cup, I've heard of the furry cup to drink from, but I understand they are difficult to find these days, not that I'm looking or if I were, I think I would prefer not to find them in my quest for looking for them. Anyway Tax yes seems like a bad thing. 8-)
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+3 244. Judge-Jake commented 87 days ago on video Big Blue Crane

Very sad for the three men and their families. The dangers of construction. 8-)
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+1 245. Judge-Jake commented 87 days ago on video Town That Was Underwater For 25 Years Until Now

I'm sure there was more to tell. :S
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+1 246. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video Google's DeepMind AI just taught itself to walk

Makes you wonder what they told it was going to be it's punishment if it fell down through the gaps, it looks terrified, probably falling into Hell, could be a demonstration of how religion starts. 8-)
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-1 247. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video Airtrax

Just imagine driving this around all day then getting into your car to drive home, you'd be all over the car park. :D
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0 248. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video Ping Pong Trick Shots

#2 Do you know, I honestly didn't understand one bit of what you just typed:S, I know all the words but the order you put them in?? O:)
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0 249. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video Nick Jacobsen jumps off a hotel roof in the Bahamas

I was kinda hoping it was gong to be one of those suicide video's :*
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+5 250. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Ping Pong Trick Shots

They are spending to long playing with their balls. :D
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-1 251. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Saw Maestro

He should try the other edge, much much more difficult. :D
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+2 252. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video The hidden oil patterns on bowling lanes

Bollocks just throw the fecking ball. :D
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-3 253. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Creepy bird floating in the air

There is usually a slight delay on home surveillance camera's giving a slow motion effect, which is why the bird here which is a sparrow appears to be a hummingbird.;)
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+5 254. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Google's DeepMind AI just taught itself to walk

That's exactly how I run :D
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+1 255. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video You can't even text and walk

That last clip should stop anyone texting while driving, but I still see it happening daily. I just shoot them in the head, saves police time. Same with people playing their music too loud while driving slowly past, I shoot them in the head too, unless they are playing something I like, which they never are of course it's always shite. Why is it that people who play awful music insist that you hear it too? >:)
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+1 256. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Amazing Girl Uses PVC Pipe Compound BowFishing To Shoot Fish

Those springs are going to go rusty in no time, I'm sure a wooden bow would have been much quicker to make and just as accurate and wouldn't require internet access to order pipe and springs from Amazon, Of course if she wasn't fishing in Cambodia but instead in South America fishing on the Amazon she could just call into warehouse. 8-)
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0 257. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video iPhone Magic trick goes wrong!

#2 Yes all you have to do is sort out the slight of hand bit and away you go. 8-)
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-1 258. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Touchdowns ultra-close slo-mo

If aeroplanes were meant to land safely, God would have given them bigger tyres. >:)
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+2 259. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Man builds massive 317,000-gallon swimming pool in his backyard

I knew someone who created a similar thing in his garden but kept fish in it, then he would sit outside his summerhouse with his rod catching them. :)
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+1 260. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Tim's Tricks with Coins

He's the Grandfather you'd want to have if you could sell your own, or gamble him as a bar trick. O:)
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+1 261. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Food waste is the world's dumbest problem

#4 And just where have you been Miss Thunders? I've missed you? <3
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0 262. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Up, up and away!

#2 They were 'Sudgs' single use devolving galago spring shoes. :D
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0 263. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Runaway car

I wonder why people hold there head at a time like this, do you think that when they were a child they would have gotten a wizz around it by their Dad when they did something wrong.

My advice to the house owners apart from move house, would be to build a bigger wall next time. Now they know why it was so much cheaper than next doors. >:)
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-1 264. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video The Gigantic C-5 Galaxy With its Awesome Sounding Thrust Reversers. " GE TF-39 Engines ".

If I order one I'd want bigger windows, a cage in the back for foxy with a probe on a wire and I'd want it in gold, It would look nice in gold and I'd want a swimming pool, oh and a roller coaster inside. oh and cow in a thermodynamic vest. 8-)
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-1 265. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Saturday Night Live "Dog Translator" skit

There goes Austin again paragraphing all over the place:D

Personally I thought the video was funny, (would have liked to see Foxy with the brain probe on though, obviously up his arse, and he would have said 'Oouu that's nice meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow) but I was left with the feeling that it would have been ten times better if it had been made in England with an English cast. You know like the Office. :D
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+1 266. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Psychology of fish - bowl inside tank experiment

#6 And the only thing dumber than little Jakey is tiny willy Foxy. :D:D:D:'(
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+1 267. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Wire cutters

I loved that, they should work on a sequel. :)
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+1 268. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video Watch a Bear Break Into Home to Play the Piano

You only see a bear on Foxy's glacier mints.:D

The bear even played a spooky tense couple of chords there brilliant! I would have expected a bit of a reaction when the piano was 'Played' he's obviously played that tune before. <3
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0 269. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video Clumsy shoplifter trips, faceplants, running out of a Walmart in Canada

As this was 'Fox' news it's a real shame you didn't get a closer look at Foxy tripping over his big arse while wearing his favorite bra. :D:D:D:D
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+1 270. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video Driver Tries to J-Turn

Well at least the hand brake and rear left indicator are ok :D

#5 You might drive like a nob Foxy but not me. :D
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-1 271. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video VW Testing

I once bought a VW that had obviously been through all that, nothing but trouble, New gearbox, clutch, suspension, steering rack, you name it, it had it replaced. :x
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+6 272. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video Psychology of fish - bowl inside tank experiment

You don't think it's got anything at all to do with the fecking turtles loose on the outside then?
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-1 273. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video How dogs and cats teach their offspring to use the stairs

And that's the difference between cats & dogs. Dogs Live, Cats Evil. ;)
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0 274. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video When tires attack

No wonder you have to have a licence to drive a vehicle it ought to start with a 007.8-)
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+3 275. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Rescue Dog Duke Saves Dying Baby

That is one beautiful dog, wonderful story. O:) One of my dogs jumps on the bed during a thunderstorm, comes right over to the pillow shakes and hyperventilates :)
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-1 276. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video "Un-bee-lievable!

So tonight when you lying in your bed all comfy and it's dark and quiet and peaceful....................................and suddenly you feel a drip on your forehead............yeah it's probably just your imagination.....................go back to sleep. :D
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+1 277. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video Underground water pipe explodes ~ Don't blink or you'll miss it!

Hope the lady with the mobile was okay.
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+1 278. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video Boat fails

At least they don't catch fire...for very long. :|
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+2 279. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video King of fake cash

Just checked all my dollars phew!! haven't got any 8-)
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0 280. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video 'You got it, Finn'

If it wasn't now politically incorrect due to the fact that the singer just came out of prison himself for sexual assault, I would have liked to hear the song 'Two Little boys' played over the top of this. :S You ruined it Rolf now I can't listen to Tie me kangaroo down, Sun-a-rise or Jake the Peg with his extra leg. My life is tainted:S
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+1 281. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video The Museum of Failure

I would have liked to see a little more detail? for example where was Foxy? :DO:)
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-1 282. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video Children run from tiny dog in hilarious tribute to Running of the Bulls

#5 It's very simple the Spanish are just murdering Bull bastards. <3
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0 283. Judge-Jake commented 96 days ago on video 68 diggers tearing down flyover

Looks like the morning the machines take over the world, tare everything down and then realise they can't get home. The next scene is where they turn on the digger that came up with the idea and turn her into mangled metal. 8-)
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-2 284. Judge-Jake commented 98 days ago on video How Does Big Ben Keep Accurate Time?

Bong Bong Bong oh it's three o clock time for a sleep. O:)
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0 285. Judge-Jake commented 98 days ago on video Policeman stop traffic with car to guide elderly walker

#1 Well China better dig up that street then if it has been made with more lanes than it needs. The tarmac could be put to better use elsewhere and they could build a few more houses on the unused lanes. 8-)
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+1 286. Judge-Jake commented 98 days ago on video Thief stealing from a car experiences instant Karma

I'm guessing the police just caught up with him from where he stole the bike. :S

#5 Perhaps he meant Transport as in the old colonial days 1788-1868. 8-) I have a feeling he didn't but I'd vote for that if the barsteward broke into my car black, white or any shade in between. ;) and I wouldn't care what colour he was either.
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+1 287. Judge-Jake commented 98 days ago on video How to escape the cops

#2 Especially if it had a leak:D
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+1 288. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video Kama the Surfing Pig

Well before I saw a pig on a surfboard I thought I'd see a pig fly, I was wrong :S
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-3 289. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video Lada or Optimus Prime?

#6 I'm not sure what size you are Foxydrops but I bet I'm bigger ;)
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-3 290. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video Lada or Optimus Prime?

#4 Oh I think you are more than capable of thinking up something more foxbrained and boring than that. :D
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+2 291. Judge-Jake commented 100 days ago on video Men's Brains, Women's Brains

#4#6 Thanks for that Austin I too shall be skipping the link
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-1 292. Judge-Jake commented 100 days ago on video Star in the car with DUBIOZA KOLEKTIV

#3 Yes thank Wee Willy Winkie for that:D
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-1 293. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Very unwelcome Guest

Ever felt used ? :*
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0 294. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Spider with three super powers

Imagine if that spider became radio active and bit Peter Parker, he's wop Superman for sure. :D
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+3 295. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Star in the car with DUBIOZA KOLEKTIV

Wonderful...............................Driver:D
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0 296. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video LEGO Porsche Crashtest - ADAC 2017

Thanks for this video funnily enough I was going out to spend £170.000 on a sports car and now I can cross Porsche off my list and head straight to the McLaren showroom, saved me about £18 in petrol. <3
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-1 297. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Fly with amazing grip

Does anyone remember MTV FLYS mid to late 80's, it was a very strange animated gap filler between video's where a large fly would buzz around for a few seconds and then get electrocuted to the sound of an hysterical laugh. It was on many times every day. I'm guessing some cruelty to fly's campaigner complained and it was axed. 8-)
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-2 298. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video In Russia, Self-Driving Car Ejects You (and Then Parks Perfectly)

Anyone count the vehicles including the parked one's and the windows?O:)
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-1 299. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video In Russia, Self-Driving Car Ejects You (and Then Parks Perfectly)

Actually in Russia driver in car leaves car and then car becomes self rolling car and stops, someone call an ambulance. :D
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+3 300. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Fly with amazing grip

I really hate flys :D
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0 301. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Reckless Mini Cooper Gets Served

At the end of the day if you run into the back of somebody in most countries it's your fault, even if they just did something stupid first. Having said that in some countries this is used as a method of insurance fraud. The fact that the truck driver has all this on video and that there appears to be little or no damage, it is unlikely to be an issue. Unless the driver in front tries to sue for personal injury like whiplash. :)
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-2 302. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Reckless Mini Cooper Gets Served

looking at how long the video is and the earlier car honk do you think the mini found itself trapped on the wrong carriageway going the wrong way against the traffic and took until then to be able to get over??? in which case Why did he stop? 8-)
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-5 303. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Reckless Mini Cooper Gets Served

#3 Yeah personally I don't need to know exactly why he stopped! but I would like to know basically why he stopped...rough estimate will be fine.....best guess even...... Do you think Fuel?.... or perhaps he knew he wasn't going to get away or something?..... Maybe and this is wild..maybe he could see asylum seekers in the back of the lorry or a fire or something, and then the whole manoeuvre would have made a little more sense? 8-)
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-1 304. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Human pile drivers

As long as you aren't building too high, good method, at least 50 stone driving force into sand or about two feet into my soil. ;)
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+1 305. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Waves Attack Compilation

Scary stuff there, I'm not the greatest swimmer and would have been a gonna in several of those scenarios, children would have had no chance in at least four of those occasions. My advice if you go to sleep on a beach, leave one eye open and the other for pickpockets 8-)
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-1 306. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Reporter Ruins Toddlers Streak

Taught him how to throw, now they just need to teach him how to catch. :*
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-2 307. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video How bees behave when they don't accept the new queen bee

I'm thinking a religious conflict here, it usually is :S
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+1 308. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Reckless Mini Cooper Gets Served

Why did he stop?
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-1 309. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video White Blood Cell Chases Bacteria

Why did that guy swallow that moldy Banana and those Bees? 8-)

I would just like to mention to the mystery git who keeps giving me a negative!!! that it does look like a moldy banana and bees and just because you didn't think it was funny, or more to the point don't have a sense of humor or capability of typing anything amusing yourself maybe stop being a nob. If you have the courage of your conviction and would like to leave a message so that I and everyone else knows who you are, that would be wonderful. I am more than ready to discus, :*
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0 310. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Woman Chases Down Runaway Car

I could be wrong but I think he fell off the back of a hot air balloon on his bike. I'm guessing the woman called Julie and the car called Christine. He probably called Ambulance O:)
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-3 311. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Hannes Heppe Gigantic RC Scale Airbus Military A400M with Parachute ejection 3 Airlinertreffen 2015

#3 No because it is crap, ugly, out of date, noisy, polluting, slow, too expensive, badly made, unreliable and I don't like it, every one you speak to says the same, the company is in financial difficulties and we on snotr don't need one and would buy a better one if we did, probably made in Germany. :(|)
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+1 312. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Motivation for today.

"Same time tomorrow Dug"
"I'll be there Pete"
"Did er, did Jim the Squirrel, manage to er rifle fru, sniff, a few pockets while we buttin today Dug"
"Yeah Pete I fink he did quite well, got a bit of snout you know"
"Oh yeah you can't beat a bit a Snout Dug"
"No I'm very partial to a bit of snout with me bitter Pete"
"No not at all Dug"
"Not at all Pete?"
"No"
"What do you mean Pete"
"About what Dug"
"Well about the not at all Pete"
"You've lost me Dug"
"You said 'Not at all' Dug earlier you know"
"oh yeah Pete I remember, Yeah I did"
"Well?"
"Well what Pete"
"Oh for goodness sake Dug, why ,Why did you say 'NOT AT ALL' Pete?
"Er well because I wasn't" Pete
"What wern't you Dug"
"Bitter" Pete
"Bitter Dug?"
"No I wasn't Pete"
"Oh.... but I didn't ask you if you were" Dug
" I thought you said, I thought you asked me if I was Bitter Pete"
"No no Dug I said I'm partial aka, I like a bit of bitter with me Snout"
"Awl....Well shall we go and have one then Pete"
"Yes Douglas I think we should and it's your round"
"Why is it always my round Pete"
"Just lucky I guess Dug......... now ave you got some snout?" "Never leave home with it Peter" Where shall we go? the cock and worried or the Kings arsehole? We'll go up the arsehole shall we Dug...................................................... You made my fecking head hurt today Pete. :O

"Nurse!!!!!!" I'm making the farm animals talk again.
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-1 313. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Bus drives through tunnel at the Needles Highway.

#6 Ah stop using Snotr for drug Peddling or me and the guys will move in on your turf and cut you out bitch O:)
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-2 314. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Hannes Heppe Gigantic RC Scale Airbus Military A400M with Parachute ejection 3 Airlinertreffen 2015

There is a magazine you can buy it's advertised on the TV where you can collect and build this exact same airplane same size RC everything, in 72 monthly installments. The first one is just £1.99 and the other 71 are £13.000.99 each :D
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0 315. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Owl 'Swims' for Its Life

#2 Me too Geekster awful news. You really could use some help from another admin. <3
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0 316. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Bus drives through tunnel at the Needles Highway.

And that's why and the only reason, that all the buses in the world are that size, just because of that one fecking tunnel. Feck em I say, just go round. :D

#4 One minute you are peddling drugs for penile dysfunction (WHICH DON'T WORK EVERYONE! HIS DR IS A FAKE, I CALLED HIM AND IT WAS AN ADULT WILLY STRANGLING CLUB) and now you are trying to sell us your crappy buses, what is it with you????
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+1 317. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Clock in the Amsterdam Airport

#8 Look it was your idea I was just agreeing with you. O:)
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-1 318. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Shaken...not stirred.

One wheel on my wagon,
I'm still rolling along,
them Cherokees are after me
Arrows flying, straight in line

but I'm singin a happy song

I'm singing a higarty hagerty hogerty hi



An right above the corner there's a hidden cave
an we can watch those Cherokees go galloping by.... :D
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+1 319. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Lucky truck driver

I didn't see anything wrong with that! The delivery was part by Truck and part by Train?? :D
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0 320. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Indian Cobra regurgitates something unexpected.

I think the snake was eyeing up that large jar at the end. 8-)
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-2 321. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Clock in the Amsterdam Airport

#4 Yes feck off :D

Is this for real is it an automation?
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+3 322. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Instant Karma

#3 Itsnotyou then this time is it lol. Look at the moment just be glad that new video's are being posted again, it's happened to me many many many times and always by Beemi:D

The guy should remember the old saying "If you are going to give someone the roast, don't walk into a post":'(
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0 323. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Why Japan has so many vending machines

I hate carrying coins. :|
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0 324. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Origine of European country flags

It would be a whole lot simpler if all countries just had a flag with their fecking name on it. :D
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-1 325. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video The Next Mission to Mars: Mars 2020

Fascinating as sometimes O:)
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0 326. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video DOGGO needed some help keeping cool

Am I the only one wondering how he got in and how he's getting out? My guess is that they welded the bath together around him and tin snips. or perhaps they put some of his food in the first bowl, some in the second bowl and most of it in the third and tin snips :D
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-3 327. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Guy shows the way to a cat

Pointing at a pussy is illegal in many countries :D
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0 328. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Stunning weather. Video of a Kansas supercell that produced 10 tornadoes in one day

That's Kim Jong-un running through a field after being personally nuked.
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+1 329. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Jujimufu Flamingo Kick

#6 He's a NICE guy? he kicks Flamingo's!! he's a loony... Just don't tell him I said so :D
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-1 330. Judge-Jake commented 105 days ago on video Angus the Golden Retriever

Classic separation anxiety stupid owner.:(
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+11 331. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Man jumps into moving car.

I think 'Risked his life' was a little extreme. :D
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0 332. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Cats and dogs seeing a baby for the first time

Looks very cute BUT personally I wouldn't put any dogs or cats in such close proximity to a baby, Baby's carry some pretty horrible diseases. 8-)
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+1 333. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Jujimufu Flamingo Kick

Last seen heading for the salt Marshes!
It's not even Kick a Flamingo Friday yet. :D
It's Trip up a Llama Tuesday today
Wee on a Wallaby Wednesday tomorrow
Tickle a Turtle Thursday
Sack a Secretary bird Saturday
Soak a squirrel Sunday
and finally Mate with a Male Moose Monday:D
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-1 334. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video When the massage is too good

#6 AH a pox on you cameraman I hadn't thought of that one:D
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+1 335. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Huge whirlpool on the coast of Corfu.

Are we to assume that moments later two Scottish tourists were sucked into the ocean never ever to be heard of again and all that remained was their camera? :O
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+1 336. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video When the massage is too good

Anyone know what type of bird that is? Apart from a falling over backwards bird. it's very cute<3

You know when you have been on Snotr a while you have to be really careful how you ask stuff? Because if I had said Anyone know what that is? someone like me would have said 'A Bird' And then if I hadn't added 'Apart from a falling over backwards bird' someone like me would have said 'A falling over backwards bird' It's a minefield out there. 8-)
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0 337. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Slovakia & Slovenia

#3 Absolutely Not, I assume you are an Arab, am I right?
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+1 338. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video A photo session with humpback whales

#1 Agree, what a privilege. <3
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-1 339. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Slovakia & Slovenia

Intriguing. I wonder how they decided who would live where? Can the population wander freely between the countries?:squirrel:
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0 340. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Two Adult Elephants Work Together To Save Young Calf From Drowning

#4 Yes I noticed the pacing, made worse by the fact that it was speeded up.
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+3 341. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video Two Adult Elephants Work Together To Save Young Calf From Drowning

#1 I haven't watched the link but the suggestion that it is graphic murders do you think it is appropriate for Snotr including children?
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+3 342. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video How a $300,000 Speaker is Made

This is my subject spot on. I love LOVE audio equipment. Not so much the sterile cd based market of today but the proper emotional stuff from the 1970's Brands like Quad, Kef, Thorens, Transcriptors etc that a lot of the young people on here wouldn't have heard of. oh and Taylor guitars as mentioned in the video and Martin guitars. The mark up on the gear in this video will be colossal but no doubt it sounds amazing if I was completely critical there were a few video angles where the wood didn't look so perfect which I would have personally omitted from the video.

I've copy pasted my comment below from the shark video below in case it doesn't get read.

RE the SNOTR cards Put me down for the first one GEEKSTER....

Could we have some reasoning behind the Snotr creators comment? Because it's all very well not wanting or having any new admins if the site is kept running daily, but we do keep getting empty days and then surprise that the viewing numbers are depleting....

As I've mentioned many times I love Snotr and would miss it terribly if it were to close. I also appreciate all the work that must go into keeping it alive by those that do. I do though get the feeling that it is slowly but surely being allowed to die and I don't quite understand why. One can assume that it isn't making much if any money and clearly it didn't sell at the last auction, but surly now that there is some advertising appearing on the site everything should be being done to increase viewing numbers and if the putting on of videos is down to one person now Sizzlik and occasionally he is unable to do so, then some help is needed from somewhere. JJ
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-1 343. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video Attacked by shark

#10 Put me down for the first one.

Could we have some reasoning behind the Snotr creators comment? Because it's all very well not wanting or having any new admins if the site is kept running daily, but we do keep getting empty days and then surprise that the viewing numbers are depleting....

As I've mentioned many times I love Snotr and would miss it terribly if it were to close. I also appreciate all the work that must go into keeping it alive by those that do. I do though get the feeling that it is slowly but surely being allowed to die and I don't quite understand why. One can assume that it isn't making much if any money and clearly it didn't sell at the last auction, but surly now that there is some advertising appearing on the site everything should be being done to increase viewing numbers and if the putting on of videos is down to one person now Sizzlik and occasionally he is unable to do so, then some help is needed from somewhere. JJ
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+3 344. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video Surveillance video shows woman trying to stop car theft, Milwaukee

Aren't there some absolute barstewards in the world, hope they all get cancer of the eyes. :|
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0 345. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video Attacked by shark

#1 It's all looking a little bleak long term isn't it Geekster, I like the idea of the card of course it would be lovely, but it does sound like it's going to be a memorial card to remember the site after it has gone, so perhaps a picture of a gravestone and RIP SNOTR would be a appropriate for the design. Or am I reading too much into this?

I have asked the question before and I'll try once more, is it beyond reason for any member of the Snotr community to be able to do what you in 'Admin do' ie be able to have limited access from a home computer to put the video's on daily? even if someone your end could pile the accepted one's up somehow. I'm not technically advanced in computers but it seems these days that anything is possible via the internet. I'm just trying to find ways of us helping the site stay alive, the obvious reason it is loosing viewers is that it is going for days without any new stuff. And when Thunders makes comments about leaving you know you are in trouble.

JJ xx
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-1 346. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE

#24 It's all looking a little bleak long term isn't it Geekster, I like the idea of the card of course it would be lovely, but it does sound like it's going to be a memorial card to remember the site after it has gone, so perhaps a picture of a gravestone and RIP SNOTR would be a appropriate for the design. Or am I reading too much into this?

I have asked the question before and I'll try once more, is it beyond reason for any member of the Snotr community to be able to do what you in 'Admin do' ie be able to have limited access from a home computer to put the video's on daily? even if someone your end could pile the accepted one's up somehow. I'm not technically advanced in computers but it seems these days that anything is possible via the internet. I'm just trying to find ways of us helping the site stay alive, the obvious reason it is loosing viewers is that it is going for days without any new stuff. And when Thunders makes comments about leaving you know you are in trouble.

JJ xx
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-1 347. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE

#16 I don't think it's the lack of posted links that's the problem Beemi, it's the fact that no one is putting them on the system in Admin. O:)
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+2 348. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE

#10 WHAT! move on what do you mean move on Thunders..<3

#11 I'm guessing it's something to do with Sizzlik's Mother she's not well.

I would like to say though if there are any other Snotr Admins out there, don't you think it's about time you got involved again? Come on guys you can't let Snotr die, not like this. What I can't understand and I've asked this before and nobody ever answers me. Why the feck can't you set something up automatically like the Ancient video of the day or whatever it's called. Put five video's on from 8 years ago anything just don't do nothing!

An update would also be nice please?
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-1 349. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Unusual Way Fighter Intimidates His Opponents

Now that's what sport is all about O:)
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0 350. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Window Cleaners on The Empire State Building - 1938

Oh no, no no no just no they can stay dirty no not even if it would help the space program no no no. next question please the last answer was no its not going to happen buddy no 8-)
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+1 351. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video POLICEMAN PLAYS PIANO

#4 Oh bugger! So my story above aint necessarily so then? :D
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+1 352. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE

#4 OI! 'Zylle a Phone' What's with the chicken? >:) and why did you join Snotr on the Ninth of November 9/11 very suspicious!! Zylle be watching you very closely. 8-)

#8 Yes that's what I thought.
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+2 353. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video The Worlds FIRST DRONE JUMP

#1 Yep Three just three days ago guys. :D
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+3 354. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video POLICEMAN PLAYS PIANO

This might seem a little unusual to all you johnny foreigners out there, but in fact you can't get into the English (Scottish you can) Police force without an A level in music and the ability to play a musical instrument. It's something to do with stress reduction after shifts and has been found to reduce sick days in the constabulary by upto 38% since it was introduced in 1976. Most English police stations have a collection of musical instruments in the rest rooms guitars and very often a piano. The main station in Sussex has three pianos and a full set of drums. In Wales they favour the human voice and most stations have a male voice choir, you will often hear the bobbies singing in unison if you pass a welsh police station. If anyone gives me negatives for this you are a kitten hater. :D
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-1 355. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video BGT 2017 AUDITION = MAGICIAN JOSEPHINE LEE

#1 What are you saying?

Look I'm busy today, would someone please look up how all that was done and let me know lol. (And if anyone says MAGIC I'll Punch your lights out:D) O:)
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+2 356. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Everything!

I really enjoyed that, only remember the things I already knew though, that happens at my age. 8-)
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-2 357. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Guy with crazy limbo skills.

I've got a friend who's really really good a Limbo, he can go under a rug. :D
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+2 358. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video D-Day hero, 101, becomes the world's oldest skydiver.

I'm sure my friends Grand Dad was 102 when he fell out of an airplane, there weren't any smiling photographs on that one, I can tell you. ;)
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0 359. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video This is the World’s Most Expensive Spice

#4 I'm pretty sure but if you can find it on any of the packets you buy in Trumpland then let me know. 8-)
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+1 360. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video Harvesting Honey from Giant Honeybees in Cambodia

Just read my comment from a year ago (#3 above) have to say I actually made myself laugh, made my tongue go all fat. :D
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-1 361. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video 100 People Seductively Eat a Banana

#8 Say's Foxy spitting out bit's of banana the one and only forbidden fruit he has ever tasted. :D:D:D

#10 Well if you're sure then ok, if not you might like to explain the flavour to foxy :D
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+1 362. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Varese Construction Crane Collapse

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
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+1 363. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Police stopped the fled car using spike strip

#4 Good point but this was so slick the driver wouldn't have had time to swerve.
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0 364. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Drone Diving

#4 Do you think
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-2 365. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Emergence Lab - Thomas Medicus

#1 Anyone whose listening O:)<3
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+12 366. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video When cooking goes wrong!

That's kinda awful, what's going to happen to those poor little chicks with the burnt toes. turn the fecking heat down at least :(<3
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+1 367. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video 100 People Seductively Eat a Banana

Some of those people have eaten a banana before.

#6 You have so obviously only ever eaten a banana. :D

#4 Just the first sentence right? 8-)
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-1 368. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video A warm welcome

What an amazing relationship between man and beast, very lucky guy, I'm very envious. O:)
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-1 369. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Varese Construction Crane Collapse

Lot's oh "Oh shite there goes my bonus's" and one of "Oh shite it's my job to make the call" :D
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0 370. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Emergence Lab - Thomas Medicus

Really cool I like, if you want to know what to get me for Christmas? A Lamborghini please not this! :D
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+3 371. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Drone Diving

Wouldn't it have been easier to just find a taller tower and cut out the Drone altogether O:)
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+4 372. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Police stopped the fled car using spike strip

Split second spiking. :D
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0 373. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video One of these sh***y days

And to think you can't give those sets away these days, get back then it was "Oh NO! major breakage aaahhh" Do you think that just perhaps he wasn't the usual driver? :D
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+1 374. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video How To Cook A Cheap Steak Vs. An Expensive Steak

It bothered me for a long time, I'd never been much of a red meat eater but did eat a lot of chicken. So it was actually quite an easy step to switch from chicken to Quorn. There is a lot of evidence that too much red meat is bad for you and increases your risk of certain cancers and heart disease. It's much like being an atheist getting rid of the baggage of life that is unnecessary sets you free. Not eating meat just makes you feel better about yourself in the world and removes the guilt you carry if it bothers you. I couldn't kill anything either. I have been known to rescue drowning insects. <3
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0 375. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video This is the World’s Most Expensive Spice

#5 I can imagine you would be. But next time you see her say ThistleBum it could have been worse especially with you having those yellow legs an all. :D
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0 376. Judge-Jake commented 117 days ago on video How To Cook A Cheap Steak Vs. An Expensive Steak

#8 I'm a Pescetarian have been for several years now. I eat mainly Quorn these days, No red meat, no chicken. If you won't kill it you shouldn't eat it! that's my philosophy <3
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-1 377. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video "Grande" - Surf Clip

#2 I disagree
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-1 378. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Somewhere in Asia

Perhaps his top half is exactly as he want's it. O:)
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-1 379. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Sharp eyes

Neat and clever I like it. O:)
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-1 380. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Rare Triplets Born With Same Genetic Condition Undergo Successful Skull Surgery

And they won't remember any of it.
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-1 381. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video What if scientists were as famous as starlets ?

#6 Not sure if you should be talking about her like that lol O:)
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-1 382. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video NASA: Cassini's First Fantastic Dive Past Saturn

They are not great though are they. I mean if these were your wedding video you be negotiating a discount. ;)
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0 383. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Such is life in Latvia

I've said it before and I'll say it again. This is another reason why you don't rent to students. :D
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-1 384. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video The poor man's selfie drone

Phew!!!!!!!!!!!
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-1 385. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video FORTY builders pile out of six seater van

#7 Is that for the fart follow through's :D
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-1 386. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Pikachu The Bugie does Star wars.

Okay okay get the cage cover:x
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-1 387. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Lizard running on wood

Greased lightening
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0 388. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Guy takes thumb trick to a whole new level

I showed this to my youngest daughter, she didn't even look up from changing her babies nappy. :D.
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0 389. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Bob Semple Tank

Looks like the Dalek Mothership. :D
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0 390. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Big Baby !

Sure is a beautiful creature. Amazing to think that more people are killed by the grown up version every year than by any other animal. :squirrel:
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+1 391. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Baby Elephant Bathing "Double trouble"

It's the getting in that he likes more than the being in. Wonderful creature!! <3
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+2 392. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Bear on the bikepark in Slovakia

#1 Hey Hey you might be in breach of copyright Buddy. I do the long drawn out comments. I think you have a bear bottomed cheek, everyone thinks that, half furry arse :D
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+3 393. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Buy my Vitara

The ad cost more than the car. :D
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0 394. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video This is the World’s Most Expensive Spice

I've got fecking Saffron growing all over my garden, can't get rid of the fecking stuff, bloody pest! Every time I go out to sunbath I come in with a yellow back and willy................................my next door neighbor has some in his garden too.

Willy and his wife only moved in last year and now all the time in the village moan moan moan in the pub, that's all people talk about, fecking Saffron. Nobody wears socks anymore because everyone has yellow legs. I've been looking for a week killer for Saffron but no! it's not on any of the packets, Nettles, Japanese knotweed, Vietnamese killer flytraps yes but you won't find Saffron on any of the commercially available weed killers out there. It's a yellow plague I tell you. 8-)
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-1 395. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video How To Cook A Cheap Steak Vs. An Expensive Steak

At last at least half a video about Suxi. :D

I have to say as a Pescetarian all I see on this video are large chunks of a dead cow which I don't find appertising in the least. :O
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+2 396. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Why It's Almost Impossible to Run a Two-Hour Marathon

I ran for a bus once...damm bus wasn't the one i wanted and took me 247 miles in the wrong direction before I noticed. O:)
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-1 397. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video North Sea Big Wave

I watched this on full screen with my table fan on and a fish landed on my keyboard think it was a Coddock. :D
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0 398. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Truck driver rescues motorcyclist after scary crash in Jiangxi Province in China

#2 Or this was China and nobody really gave a monkeys crap:S
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+2 399. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video The Best of Bad Acting

#2 I kinda want to watch all of them! How the feck did any of them get made? :D
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0 400. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Puppy overcomes arachnophobia with giant robot spider

#2 Ah thank you Thunders, trust you are well, happy and satisfied <3
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+1 401. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Rome 2000 years ago

I thought he meant the UK certainly in the 70's :(
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-1 402. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video King's College Choir announces major change

Love it lol.O:)
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0 403. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video FEAR PONG

This would be a Great Game for Snotr, Ok I'll start.....Yes straight in, first time, what a fluke, ok I'll read it for you....Oh dear erm Okay you gotta go up to your boss right now and say "You sad mother fecker, if we weren't at work right now, I'd kick your sorry ass" then run around in a circle for thirty seconds tweeting like a bird, sit down and shout "It's Okay I'm menstruating" if you're a guy say it anyway. :D
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+3 404. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video The gunfighter

Definitely been on before but came across it on a porn channel and thought yep worth a replay. "Said JJ" "No I didnt :D
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+2 405. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Puppy overcomes arachnophobia with giant robot spider

So the next time a tarantula strolls past this dog, rather than leave it alone it will likely go over to it, pick it up, get bitten and die. Wonderful training:S yes I'm back<3
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-1 406. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Squirrel plays with dogs

#6 Sounds to me that you are suggesting a financial transaction for the continuation of the species on your part there Beemi. Lets hope you don't have a bad month. :(|)

Clever squirrel :squirrel: getting those dogs out of breath a little before making its way back to it's tree. ;)
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0 407. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Sneezing Chicken

#7 HEY NO NAKED CHICKEN PHOTO LINKS!!! What are you a poultryophile :D
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0 408. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Real-life Lassie

#3 Doesn't he have an overall weight? :D
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-2 409. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Red Octopus disappears down a wormhole

#2 Oh so Snotr is not octopus friendly now is it? No wonder we are losing numbers, We should welcome all Dogs creatures. O:)
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-1 410. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Sneezing Chicken

Being as you may know a bit of a Hen expert as I was one. This is not a sneeze its a regular hen call. :squirrel:
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+1 411. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Fin-tastic fun

#1 Totally agree, I would prefer to see it in the ocean. <3

#2 Yes the look the dolphin gave the child when he threw the ball into the pool, the first time, said it all. It was some thing like 'You little shite' only in dolphin. :D
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0 412. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video A 750-Year-Old Secret: See How Soy Sauce Is Still Made Today

Quite similar to how I make it, only I take a little time and care over it, you shouldn't rush these things. O:)
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+3 413. Judge-Jake commented 126 days ago on video Real-life Lassie

Great story, she must have trusted her rescuers to have led them there, bless her. :)
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+4 414. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video How to change a light buld

This is probably a stupid idea but wouldn't it have made sense when spending all the money that one of these towers cost, to have built in a tool kit near the top. and a little book to state who was up there last so you blame them for the missing spanner. 8-)
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0 415. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video Trouble with the steering wheel

I bet one of the road wheels doesn't go round. 8-)
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+1 416. Judge-Jake commented 127 days ago on video The Kitty Hawk

I'm taking it that five of you are behind me at the order station lol. :D
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+1 417. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video A Solar Eruption in 5 Steps

#2 Don't worry about it I probably posted three that week and none of them have been shown. O:)
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0 418. Judge-Jake commented 129 days ago on video FD contest

Press the x5 button the future is looking bleak 8-)
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-2 419. Judge-Jake commented 129 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)

#14 Keep looking in nothing's happening though. <3

#3 This isn't your video primtech we won it fare and square in a game of Russian roulette from the last girl who claimed she owned it. Now nick off back to youtube...:(|)::(|)

On the subject of new video's for Snotr is there no one else who is able to put them up Geekster? We all have great sympathy for you and your Mums health issue (probably apart from Mrs primtech) but if Snotr doesn't keep putting new video's up people will stop using it and it be finished. As I suggested before could you not simply put up a random selection of video's from a few years ago we get repeats anyway so no one would notice. I notice the classic video of the day still changes so can't you press the x5 button? JJ<3
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-1 420. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)

#9 It was indeed, but I was watching my country tieing itself into yet another knot over politics. What a fecking mess we have woken up to to this morning!!!!!!!!!!
It could be worse though we could have your monkey in charge. :(|)
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+2 421. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Water powered hammer (Monjolo)

#3 Thirded <3
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+1 422. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video What Happens In One Minute?

#3 Gotta cram them in quickly when you've only got a minute.O:)
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+6 423. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Chinese firefighters' crazy jump rope skills

#1 There are jobs out there you know Beemi. 8-)
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+7 424. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video The reason you should always mark your vehicle's drive shaft before disassembling it.

Someone's going to need a new credit card. :D

Remember guys the driven member needs to be at a constant speed :D
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0 425. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video Creating The Never-Ending Bloom

Again it's been on before but nice to see it again.
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0 426. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video Sir Nicholas Winton - BBC Programme "That's Life" aired in 1988

#14 It's taken me three years to read your comment but you're a knob too :O
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+2 427. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video "House Of the Rising Sun" - Musical Tesla Coils + Randomness

This is what you would get if you stripped two Daleks and made them sing at gunpoint:D
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+1 428. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video How marbles are made

This has definitely been on Snotr before I remember submitting it years ago. Also this can't be how they make all marbles otherwise you wouldn't get a bag full for a quid >:)
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+2 429. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video What Happens In One Minute?

#1 I just knew it would be you who counted them ::(|)

So every minute 108 people die (1.8 every second) and 258 babies are born (4.3 every second) We need to keep an eye on that. :O I wonder if it's the same 83.300 people having sex all the time? and I also wonder how long they are spending having sex and at what point during that minute other people are joining in. 8-) And the thing I wonder most of all is how do they know? and who are they? and where are the camera's? 8-)
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0 430. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video Willie the dog

Well it's unlikely he could sniff his own, only a few of us are that lucky. :D But if Shane was a bit blind he could probably just sniff any part of his willy to recognize him. 8-)
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+3 431. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Blindfolded Pianist AMAZES People On Omegle!!

#3 Another piece of technology that passed me by. <3
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0 432. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video There's Something for Everyone at the World's Largest Library

I would like to take the Stradivarius out for three weeks here's my library card. :D
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+1 433. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video The Lego Rainbow - A tiny soccer ball and a machine with 1,150 moving parts.

Once are you kidding !
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+6 434. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Blindfolded Pianist AMAZES People On Omegle!!

#1 Yeah me too, the only problem I have is putting the blindfold on too soon and then forgetting where I left the guitar. :D What the feck is Omegle?
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+2 435. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Robber Does Some Stretching Before Robbing A Dunkin Donuts

#2 Yeah I get those, especially if I eat donuts :(|)
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+3 436. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Willie the dog

It's a good job Shane could recognize his dog otherwise he might have needed to sniff his Willie >:)
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+4 437. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video The Impossible Dove Tail Box

I think I would have taken a hammer and chisel to it long before an hour had passed. :D
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+3 438. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Colours

I am colour blind or color blind according to snotr's spell checker (Damm Yankee spell checker). I have the classic red green issue and took the test for these correction glasses but the online result was that they would not work for me! Why I don't know... I have always wondered what I am missing, as when I am out in the country everything still looks wonderful to me, so I remain frustrated has to how much more more wonderful everything actually is. O:)
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0 439. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Helucinagenic video (Not recommended for migraine sufferers)

#2 It was you I thought of when I put the Migraine warning message on the description, it wasn't on the original. I've mentioned before that I too get them but seldom, but I did think this would be just the kind thing to trigger an attack, I took the risk and was okay but I didn't want to spoil your day. :)

#1 Probably Waynes O:)
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0 440. Judge-Jake commented 135 days ago on video Ultimate Workout Fails Compilation | FailArmy's Ode to New Year's Resolutions.

#4 Yeah it tastes a little internal cheesy ....................apparently <3
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-1 441. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Playing dirty!

#11 No sorry Thunders there was a rumour going around a few weeks ago when you didn't comment for a while that you had gone for an ear operation was that not the case?

#13 DennyBoyo you lost the elephant lugs ages ago, I'm not as senile as you might think. What I can't understand is why you are now a little girl?:O
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+1 442. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Changing a light bulb

Imagine getting to the top and finding you needed an Edison screw in and you only had a bayonet. :D

I watched this in full screen with my table fan blowing. When he reached the top I recreated the scene from the last guy on the Workout fails. :S

#4 I've check the register and there are no 1500 foot gay tower climbers. <3
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+2 443. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Ultimate Workout Fails Compilation | FailArmy's Ode to New Year's Resolutions.

The last guy was definitely bring up internal toe juice. 8-)
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+2 444. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Monkey riding a wild boar - Best chase ever

Next event Monkey Bull fighting :O Great song by Robbie Williams :D
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+5 445. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video The Risks of a Cheetah Encounter

I tout I taw a putty tat....I did i did taw a putty tat...awwwlllll!!!:D

Was this the lady who was caught putting a cat in a dustbin, let the punishment slightly over fit the crime O:)
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+4 446. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Speed Boat Crashes On Rocks

Oh my speedboat :|
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-1 447. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video 10 Most Amazing Carnivorous Plants

Where is the Triffid?
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+1 448. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video NOT in Russia

#4 You should have mentioned this years ago, it explains a lot. :'(
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0 449. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video Playing dirty!

#9 How much did the ears job cost?
#6 You are confusing this place with somewhere dirty like Vietnam :O
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0 450. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video That's why I love Russia .....

We'll come back and add the cement next year, it'll be fine. 8-)
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+1 451. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video Keg tapping goes horribly wrong.

A seasoned professional :D
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-1 452. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video Hero firefighter catches baby dropped from burning building

Song from Derek and Clive (aka Peter cook and Dudley Moore).

As I was walking down the road the other day, I saw a house on fire.
There was a man, shouting and screaming from the upper casement window
to the crowd what had gathered there below, for he was soar afraid
Jump you fecker jump , jump into this blanket what we are holding, and you will be alright.
He jumped hit the deck, broke his fecking neck, there was no blanket
Laugh I nearly shat I've never laughed so much since Grandma died
and aunty Mable caught her left breast in the mangle
We are miserable sinners, filthy feckers....
arsoles ................
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+8 453. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video Oh La La

Like father like son......probably O:)
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-1 454. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video A timelapse of the volatile weather over the Grand Canyon in the US.

#7 If you've got $500 to spare I'm prepared to make you my canyon partner. <3
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-1 455. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video How to beat the traffic in Georgia.

#7 That would require me separating my head from my body and I would probably them have to remove an ear. How about you? :D
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-1 456. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Making a micropipette

#5 Ah no no no my Thundery one. Fondling women, fast cars tennis, good wine and a nice dark ale are what I do now. Laboratory's leave not enough time for those things. <3
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+6 457. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video He Heard Cries From Under The Sidewalk…

#8 Thank you Suxi. Well that is a little different from the text which accompanied the video. She wasn't buried BECAUSE she was pregnant, she crept in the hole and no one knew she was there when they filled in the hole. :squirrel:
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+1 458. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video 5 Reasons Why Finland Is A Global Education Leade

I think we should just move to Finland and take our children with us.
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-1 459. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Cats React to Robot Cat

The fox say mainly bolloks :D
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0 460. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Recently Divorced

Love is a drug, Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality O:)
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0 461. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video A timelapse of the volatile weather over the Grand Canyon in the US.

I've always wondered why if the Canyon is only a grand nobody has bought it yet. 8-)
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+3 462. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video He Heard Cries From Under The Sidewalk…

How on earth did someone bury the dog and where? Are we sure that is the correct story here? If it is I certainly hope that the perpetrators get cancer of the eyes. :|
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0 463. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Making a micropipette

I bet they make the plastic one's a whole lot quicker. I must have used a million of those things in my time 8-)
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+1 464. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video How to beat the traffic in Georgia.

When you can actually do this, I'm buying. :D
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0 465. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Bill Nye Reveals Amazing Facts For Earth Day, and has to Deal With a Rude Host

Well that was...what's the word...erm...
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-1 466. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Speed Kills

Phew that's quick.
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+6 467. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Smart wheelchair-friendly solution that should be everywhere..

I may have told this TRUE story before but anyway. About 18 or so years ago having walked my daughter to school through a local park, I did the return journey through the same park. About five minutes in I came across a Mother and her daughter who was in a motorised wheelchair, they had unwisely taken a muddy detour off the path to avoid a couple of fallow deer who where blocking their way. Female fallow deer can be right barstards at times very obnoxious and have been known to run at you and try and kick you with their front feet, especially if you have a dog with you. I was quite used to the big feckers and usually arming myself with a stray branch would tell them to feck off and they usually did.
Any ways this couple now found themselves stuck in the mud (well the daughter in the wheelchair anyway) and were getting quite upset thinking perhaps that the deer would come and eat them. I had no choice other than to wade over through the winter mud in my best leather shoes and proceeded to help the couple. The girl in the wheel chair was quite a big girl and the chair was heavy duty and I struggled for about five minutes to try and get some traction on the wheels using broken branches but the chair wasn't going anywhere apart from further down in the mud. "We are going to have to try and get your daughter out of the chair, I'm afraid" I said "Then maybe the chair can be dragged out" The older lady turned to her daughter and said "Gemma, you are going to have to get out" Gemma calmly climbed out of the chair and walked over to the path. Feck me I thought..........:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

#7 Oui you dirty so and so get your herpes ridden willy off this website....dirty.....:D
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+6 468. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Smart wheelchair-friendly solution that should be everywhere..

I have a really close friend in a wheel chair who has a great sense of humour so this comment is for him rather than the rest of you who are going to be offended. I'm thinking a slope and a rope. O:) Seriously this system would cost an absolute fortune and what happens when there is a power failure half way up?
It would be simpler to invent the hover wheelchair......<3
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+1 469. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Morning in Pyongyang - song "Where Are You, Dear General" being played

I bet the makers of alarm clocks are really pissed off, in North Korea. Fecking awful regime, what a way to live OMD, I bet the fecking General can't hear that crap first thing in the morning 8-)
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-1 470. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Intense documentary scene: baby iguana being chased by snakes

'19 How rude of me not to answer, must have missed your question sorry. <3
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0 471. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Iguana vs Snakes - Planet Earth II

Seen this several times what an incredible piece of film and what a fecking awful beach to spend an afternoon on. OOOUUUUUUU creapy snaky barstewards. :x
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+1 472. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Recently Divorced

#7 And we all know how that feels....well I do anyway :D
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0 473. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son

#11 Well I hope that also:)
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-2 474. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Revenge of the tree

Old Indian saying to read out loud

tree's tree's tree's
tree's tree's saying
me had arsehole
this longs how
tree's tree's trees
<3
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+2 475. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son

#9 Thunders my dearest blossom of sunshine on a day of dribble and fog. I have in the past read many of Austins comments and I did say Seldom not Never these days. I have noticed that he focus's in on one part of anything you say and blows it up into a sensational issue which I find very annoying.

If I were guessing I would say he is a politician of a minor party with too much time on his hands as when you ask him a simple question which requires a simple yes or no answer he instead gives you four paragraphs and calls you a troll at the end of it.

In many instances my comments on Snotr tend to be towards the angle that surprisingly no one else has considered or are too afraid to bring up for fear of being called something unsavory like Austin or a racist of which I am neither. I do feel that the world has gone too far with political correctness to the extent that you can't say anything without upsetting someone, take it to it's full extreme and you have several dead French journalists.

It is a very well known fact that in certain religions and cultures the birth of a son is of prime importance and the birth of a daughter often nothing more than an inconvenience. The life of the son is infinitely better than that of the daughter who is often treated as a second class citizen with little or no rights or freedom. As I mentioned before I would like to see the video of the reaction of the second, third, forth or fifth daughter of this man. Perhaps they will be on Youtube somewhere<3<3
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0 476. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son

#6 Austin you really are so far up your own ass I don't know who you think you are, all you do is type paragraphs and paragraphs of boredom, I seldom read beyond your first line these days. You provoke everyone and then have the audacity to call others trolls when you are the biggest troll on Snotr, take a powder and stop your bullying! :(

#5 Thunders as you know I am not shy of answering questions except they they spring from the arse of a moron.
I think the answer is very obvious but judging by the negatives attached to my comment which probably all came from Austin and his family, possibly not, the answer will be controversial probably true but controversial never the less.
My bet and I'll put my hands up and shoot myself and Austin if I'm wrong is that a Male baby in this family will be much more important than the other five females and my guess is entirely based on religion once again, as I said I could be wrong but it's an observation. I would have liked to see the video other of the first five as they were born.
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0 477. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video How to use a treadmill at the Gym

Totally pointless and what a waste of electricity, no physical benefit whatsoever and the only thing I can think it might be useful for, is side stepping out of the way of oncoming traffic. 8-)
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-5 478. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video Dad's Reaction To First Son

Yes but there is a slightly less attractive undertone to this if you think about it.
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-3 479. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#36 Away with you and don't darken these walls again, I shall not be continuing this 6r44 82y 97gdr6 with you anymore. :squirrel:

#37 No it doesn't :D I was going to leave it there but at the end of the night you don't have to read the comment's just watch the video's enjoy and move on simples;)
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+2 480. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video The Raw Sounds of Long Boarding Mt. Lemmon | Ultimate Rush

I watched this on full screen with my table fan blowing straight in my face who needs VR :) There was a dodgy moment from the cameraman at 2.26 when he crossed well over the middle line just before traffic :S
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-1 481. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#35 Austin Baby, You have fallen into the very deep and dark trap that there has to be logic in a conversation and a rule, there doesn't! By introducing words like Troll which in my world is a big ugly fellow who lives under a bridge, you are trying to undermine my integrity as I don't hang around under bridges following the accident I had back in the seventies with that pooh stick. The word Troll in your world is something I am not.

Maybe following your comment 'I am simply trying to understand what on earth made you go there' the failing is within yourself. I cannot help that you do not understand something!! Maybe and this is only a suggestion so don't get all defensive and throw all your toys around again, maybe you need to speak to Gerry Jnr, there may be some instructions laying somewhere, just a thought.

Now away with you and don't darken these walls again, I shall not be continuing this 6r44 82y 97gdr6 with you anymore. :squirrel:
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+1 482. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video Simple Phone Trick For Kids

#7 We could swap him with Suxi, if it's a kidnap situation. :D
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-1 483. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#27 Austin! My old Springer I really don't know where you make up your information from? I voted No to Brexit and no one was more shocked on results day to find that by a majority of next to nothing we were going out. But because I'm an English person I accepted the result and I'm sure there will be both bad and good achieved from our Exit.

Where you got the idea that I had a dislike of foreigners in the UK, Dog only knows!! What I do have a problem with is anyone foreign or home grown who wish to murder the citizens of this country for misguided radical reasons. If your ideology is theirs then I have a problem with you also.

Irrespective of the content of the video you seem very shielded about the colour of your skin which although not related to the bear which we have learnt is Black not brown should still not be something that you are obviously ashamed of, you just need to know that we are here to support you, you are not alone in this, nobody on Snotr care's if you are of African or Chinese decent, embrace it man, bring it out in the open and if you are gay that's really cool also, I have lots of Gay and lesbian friends you should be proud not angry at the world. Obviously I won't sleep with you because I am Heterosexual, I can't kelp that it's just the chemistry that makes me the fun loving person that I am. Perhaps you should try a little triangle of the old Magic toadstool paper edition and relax a little. <3
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0 484. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video You Laugh, You Lose: Reedo vs. Patrick

#8 Suxi? just a thought:D
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-1 485. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Mandala Wall Art | NO STENCILS

#4 She's also got a nice bottom :D
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0 486. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Microdosing: People who take LSD with breakfast

#5 I don't think Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (you're not fooling anyone Macartney) is especially fattening unless it is impregnated into very large bars of chocolate. 8-)
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-1 487. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Are you normal?

I'm..................... oh look I'm sure you already know:D
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+1 488. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#23 Austin is it the heat? Since when were you #15 on the page? I am white but I go very brown in the sunshine from a Mediterranean stock, I'm proud of what and who I am, why would you have a problem discussing your own colour anyway?
#24 Yes Suxi Jamaica bet it was hot phew!
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+1 489. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Mandala Wall Art | NO STENCILS

I hate anyone who can draw or paint better than me therefore I hate everyone. But I am not in anyway prejudice I Like people whether they are White Yellow Black and or any shade in between unless they can draw or paint better than me.
#1 Suxi You are black aren't you? Can you paint or draw better than me?
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-2 490. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video NASA: Ingredients for Life at Saturn’s Moon Enceladus

#3 Oh Kirk, oh Kirk, delicious, why are you so picky
Is is not a bit like a human nose, aren't it's bogies wet and Sticky
Must you always cast dispersions call comments all but lies
If you stamp upon old Suxi's head would old Suxi live or die
Put aside your slide-rule and your Hewlet Packard Calc
Take a break a cooling shower, immerse yourself in talc. :D
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-1 491. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#21 Have you actually seen him? He could be compensating ;)
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0 492. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#15 Suxi You are Black aren't you?
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-2 493. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video You Laugh, You Lose: Reedo vs. Patrick

I don't know anything funny :S

What I do know is that the video's have slowed up a little this week, one yesterday, one so far today. Is Admin on holiday? :|
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+13 494. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video The MOST ANNOYING Chick Ever Pepper Sprays GRIZZLY – Grizzly Gets LAST Laugh!

#2#6 Austin for feck sake, shut the feck up! You are giving me a bigger head ache than the dozy bint screaming her panties off and throwing her tampons in the air (she's probably menstruating) because the Bear (whose name is obviously not bear) chews her kayak to shreds. My guess without being crude and referring to my menstruating observation which if you consider all the hysteria and inappropriate bear reasoning (Women do such crazy things that time of the month don't they, it's like insanity and stuff) is probably spot on, is that the Bear is probably on the scent of blood. which perhaps considering he should be asleep as it's September the naughty Bear would be the one thing, that would wake him up.

Trying to put myself in the Bears head (anything to get your ranting out of there) I'm thinking that if a silly woman started squealing at me in a nonsensical manner and I was hungry and she had pepper spray, my plan would be to destroy her method of exit from my island, having first found something to shield my eyes, Ah in the Kayak. Then chase her around a little until she ran out of spray, then have a barbeque with a little chianti then I would post her video on youtube if I were a bear of course. O:)<3
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0 495. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video Tackle the Risk - All Blacks

Great ad not seen a better one. O:)
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0 496. Judge-Jake commented 147 days ago on video How to beat the traffic jams

I bet his name is Joey. He didn't seem to be getting anywhere and I bet there is a law about doing that on the streets or bridges of London...or soon will be 8-)
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+2 497. Judge-Jake commented 147 days ago on video Press-ups. This guy is strong!

This is almost like cheating. 8-)
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0 498. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Pygmy Hippo baby makes a splash

#3 Ah shucks <3
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-1 499. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Russian cyclist evades death

#10 Believe me Thunders here in the UK we also treat cyclists as second class citizens. I mean they don't even pay road tax, they can't keep up with the proper traffic and they can't afford a car what do they expect. :D
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-1 500. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Dance by kremushka

This sort of thing is all very good but...No actually this sort of thing is just all very good. O:) How many others thought the music was going to go into the Bond theme early on? She is certainly a work of absolute art, it's a definite yes from me, in fact, yes I'm going to press the Gold Buzzer I'll be back later. O:)
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+2 501. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video 4 Revolutionary Riddles

1) Tomato juice
2) The bike would cross into another dimension
3) It is impossible to go around the entire track at exactly twice the speed as your first attempt without a watch
4) The Pygmy Hippo facing backwards in the toilet

Oooo this is so exciting now lets have a look at Thunders answer's above, bet I'm right ,bet I'm right!!:
:|:O8-):x:( Well that wasn't what I was expecting at all.:S
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+2 502. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Liberation Day

#2 They would have been okay if they opened with The sound of silence, after which I'm guessing the regime would be overthrown. :D
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+1 503. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Man Feeds His Kitties In Cat Mask

Der der der der, der der der der, der der der der, der der der der CATMAN!:D
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0 504. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Mole Dig His Way To Freedom

Right that's decided it when I come back I want to come back as a Pygmy Hippo Wouldn't want to spend my life underground eating worms, time enough for that when you are dead. except for the eating worms thing, Yeah I know they probably do. 8-)
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0 505. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Pygmy Hippo baby makes a splash

Right that's decided it, I want to come back as a Pygmy Hippo, I'd be so cute. :)
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-2 506. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Removing Rust With Laser

"No Mr Bond I expect you to die" >:)
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0 507. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Chicken Plays Operatic Aria on Piano Keyboard

#7 It was a lot like my chicken wan't it, I thought that. I was going to bring her back for the day yesterday but could I find her on my laptop, Nooo I couldn't, then the door bell went and I had to deal with her and before I knew it bedtime. O:)
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0 508. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video And climbs down

This is another scene from the cult American TV series from the 70's 'Another American Pit-bull off to bite another child' Episode eight 'Child bitten oh and a stray cat, my days work is done' :|
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-2 509. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Dog climbs ladder

#7 No! see#3
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0 510. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Chicken Plays Operatic Aria on Piano Keyboard

#5 Less with the Chicken dissing Okay! That chicken didn't even need no red light, that's a bright chicken that is. It's a little known fact that Mozart was a Chicken, Chopin was an Emu and Handle was in fact a knob.:'(
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-1 511. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video No Landing Gear

A lick of paint it will be good to go.
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+1 512. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Chicken Plays Operatic Aria on Piano Keyboard

Ah that takes me back :D just for today mind O:)
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+6 513. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Dog climbs ladder

This is a scene from the hit US drama 'Another American Pit Bull off to bite a child' episode 7 'We'll be safe up here' :S
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-1 514. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Tansy Aspinall And The Gorillas ~ Reunited At Last! - OFFICIAL VIDEO

What an amazing privilege, I only hope they are not so friendly if poachers make a visit.
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0 515. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video A Florida Cop Caught On CCTV Running Away From A Little Mouse

No he's not a rat he's Hamster ka!
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+1 516. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Building the Ultimate Diorama - Realistic Scenery Vol.7

#1 Wait no longer! So including the laser printer one of these can be knocked together in an afternoon for only £1500 $2000 and providing you aren't colour blind like me, I'm sure your first attempt will be swell. Absolutely fascinating though. O:)
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+4 517. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Horse like zipper

That's me before I became JJ I used to be GG. :D
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+1 518. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Brawl in the aquarium: Fishes Spit Sand

While the eviction is in full swing the clown fish is going "Yeah he owe me three months rent and I don't care if he's a single parent I want him out, and the place better be as I left it, fecking squatter fish, never again, never again!"
And the Turtle who's bottom this is all happening in is thinking 'If I get one more grain of sand up my ass, one more fecking grain I'm going to Donald you out myself' :D
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+2 519. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Close call

Can you imagine if he had still been locking his door, the pressure would have popped his head onto the garage roof, feck me. :x
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+1 520. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Litlle duck whisperer

He'd be running a little faster if he was the Swan whisperer. :D
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-2 521. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video This happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I'm trying to work out what happened in 2013 for 'He must buy a laser printer' to warrant a MINUS NINE and for 'Hahahar that is hilarious lol' to warrant PLUS NINE, you were a weird easily pleased and easily displeased lot in the olden days 8-)
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0 522. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Drones vs Lightning ?

#4 Sounds like a line from a Shania Twain song:D "Ok so you're Brad Pitt, that don't impress me much"O:)
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-3 523. Judge-Jake commented 152 days ago on video Drones vs Lightning ?

Well as it happens I do have a high voltage laboratory at home and I am going to tr...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................~.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*............................................~~...............................................................................................:S
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-1 524. Judge-Jake commented 152 days ago on video Big engines starting up

I have to admit to having only a superficial interest in engines, As long as the one's in my cars work when I turn the key I'm happy. If they don't work I know a guy who makes them go again and that's as far involved as I get. These were my gift to any Snotarians who might appreciate them. instead of an Easter egg.<3
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-1 525. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video GIANT BALLOON CHALLENGE!

There was a missed opportunity to head first one of them into the loo and flush O:)
They should spoon feed them bake beans and let them fill them up themselves. :D
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-1 526. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Weird goal in female football game Albania vs Kosova

Proof if it was needed that the rules of this game were drawn up by a committee..................of women O:)<3
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+2 527. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Old diesel engines starting up.

It was a toss up between this video and one entitled 'Old diesel engines not starting up' which granted was shorter and better for the environment. but I went with my cough! cough! gut instinct. O:)
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0 528. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Don't Poke a Lithium Polymer Cell

The only good thing is that if they were suffering from depression just before the fumes kill them they might start to feel a little better. :S
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+7 529. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Don't Poke a Lithium Polymer Cell

Did you poke it? What did you poke it with? A Skewer! Shall be poke another one...Don't feel happy about bending it...OMD and I thought laurel and Hardy were dead.:D
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-1 530. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video NASA at Saturn: Cassini's Grand Finale

#6 Today it is you and the term is Rattled your cage, Admin are probably disallowing any video you have wined on, wouldn't it be funny if your number started to go backwards 59 58 57 56 55 :D,
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+2 531. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Drone Exposes Warehoused Research Beagles

#7 Being down voted is possibly understandable, I made a lot of different points and who knows which parts someone didn't like. It might just have been Beemi because I called him a bitch lol. It would be helpful if they left a comment though.

I am not an advocate of tests being done on animals, One of the reasons I am a vegetarian is that if I am not prepared to kill the animal I am eating (and I am not) then I shouldn't be eating it (So I don't). From the laboratory point of view I happened to move into an area in the NHS where I came across this type of testing. I didn't choose to work in that environment it was a part of a career development that I am no longer engaged in.

Everyone should bear in mind that this is normal in medical laboratories all over the world and an awful lot of people would not be alive without it and even more people would be suffering unnecessarily. I doubt if anyone would ask the question "You won't be doing any tests that involve tissue from an Animal will you?" if their child was lying in a hospital bed seriously ill<3
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-2 532. Judge-Jake commented 154 days ago on video NASA at Saturn: Cassini's Grand Finale

Sniff sniff must stop chopping those Onions. :'(

#2 Stop wining bitch! (quote from Breaking bad)
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+3 533. Judge-Jake commented 154 days ago on video Drone Exposes Warehoused Research Beagles

This is a very difficult one, firstly I am a major dog lover and the thought of any cruelty is very distressing to me. I am also a father and grandfather and have worked in Human healthcare for many years. I have spent time in medical laboratories where tests are done on tissue from animals (although not from dogs) it's actually very routine, so if you have ever had a blood test there is a chance that the serum from your blood has been added to a microscope slide that contains tissue from an animal, maybe rat, maybe guinea pig, maybe primate. If you have been diagnosed with Rheumatoid arthritis, Thyroid disease, SLE (lupus) or been tested for HIV just to name a few this will certainly be the case.

The slides these days come from pharmaceutical companies all neatly and professionally prepared in little packets and have a use by date. Whereas in the early days the labs would order in a fresh just killed lab rat or guinea pig which would be pinned onto a board and the required organs, maybe kidney, liver etc would be removed by a technician and the organ would be very finely sliced on an extremely accurate machine until a slice thin enough to be placed on a microscopic slide was produced. A patient being tested for various illnesses would have a blood test and the blood would be spun down in a centrifuge and the serum the clear bit left at the top would be removed by pipette and following a few other processes in the lab would be added to the slide. The serum would then 'bind' to various parts of the tissue and be visible under a microscope using immunofloresence ie it would seem to light up.
Now without these tests there would be a lot of un-diagnosed, untreated people in the world whose disease would progress to an un-treatable stage and progress of improvement would be impossible to monitor, these could be your children, grandchildren, wives, husbands parents and friends.

The issue in the video is how the animals are being kept, ignore the barking, if you have ever been to a holiday kennel the noise is much the same and in an area like in the video I'm sure the intrusion of a noisy drone won't have helped. If they are not being exercised or fed properly that is another matter but I'm sure there is legislation and inspections to cover this. Also there are an awful lot of animal lovers in the world and I cannot believe that these units are staffed only by monsters. The final question is what these animals are actually being used for, if we are talking cosmetics and you are a woman in particular you've got questions to ask yourself. But you can be sure that something everyone has used man and woman will have been first tested on animals.<3
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-3 534. Judge-Jake commented 154 days ago on video Sacha Baron Cohen recalls the Ali G - Donald Trump interview

#16 Don't you ever run out of ink? You do realise that nobody reads past your first sentence don't you and that's being polite:D
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-1 535. Judge-Jake commented 154 days ago on video Chimp chucks poo at granny in zoo and score a direct hit.

Granny was laughing..................she's not laughing now and may need shots. :S
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0 536. Judge-Jake commented 154 days ago on video Plastic cup art

#5 Oh I don't ask for names it just complicates things. O:)
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+1 537. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video California solar power plants ignite birds mid-flight

Of course another option is to find out exactly which bird species fly over this area and fireproof them. Or get a guy on a really tall ladder shouting shoo!! 8-)
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0 538. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video Oresund bridge

Where's there's a will there's a way and often a greedy relative. 8-)
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0 539. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video Great escape ?

What kind of a git did she call him?
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+2 540. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video Houdini Horse Mariska

That is one cleaver horsey. I don't think padlocks would help either she's pick the locks. O:)
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-1 541. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video This is some unbelievable stuff........

It's almost dishonest and I think he thinks he's Jesus. :(|)
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0 542. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video Plastic cup art

Well I hadn't thought of it, just working on a naked woman now.....I'm amazed they don't complain that I watch snotr while doing my massages. :D
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0 543. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar

Well a picture is great, is there a clue as to where it was taken? Did your father take the photo? If so are there any negatives with other pictures near it? Did your father travel or was it likely to be in or near his home town? Get it blown up, scan it into your computer (perhaps remove your father from the picture digitally and distribute copies in areas where you might think she might have been. Someone will know her. <3
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+2 544. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video Chuck Norris

I have but one question regarding this video................................Do peacocks migrate?
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-1 545. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video California solar power plants ignite birds mid-flight

They should have an exclusion zone using a big wire circular frame higher than the birds can fly, going all the way around the panels with thousands of strings hanging down with little corks tied to them attached to another frame on the ground. I think we should all start drinking lots more wine cos it's gonna require a fecking lot of corks hick. 8-)
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0 546. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video Ping Pong trick shot

A lot of disappointment followed by a Whoop. 8-)
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+1 547. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video The new Volvo XC60 Roll Over crash test

Crash test dummy worse job in the world, they deserve every penny they earn. 8-)
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0 548. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar

#7 Well I think it does matter if he is a serial killer but that's only my opinion. What if he only serial kills members of his own known family, you need to think this through a little more lol.

I guess the place to start is how you found out that you had a brother? I don't think it has to cost any money it's a matter of detective work on your part, pinning down exactly when and where he was born and to who. The fact that you know it's a brother and not a sister suggests that there was contact with the mother after the birth? Is your father still alive? Can he give you the mother's name and where he met her, where she lived. How did he meet her, was she with a group of friends, was it work related. Does he know where she worked? Obviously if your Father is not still around or doesn't want to divulge any of this it's a problem. I should imagine it's much like tracing your ancestry a slight lead can lead to another and another and who knows. <3

One night stands do happen but usually there is some connection and you would remember, guy's do. I can remember every woman who I have slept with or had a thing with and it's not a tiny number neither is it enormous. Thinking about it and you've got me thinking there were a couple of mine who I don't know how you would trace if you needed two, I can think of the connections but I can see how they wouldn't now be available. In your case it's Place, Time and ideally DOB... If your Father is still alive try and find out what he was doing at this time I'm sure there would be things he would remember then you can home in on the date. What about access through the hospital computer (I didn't suggest that by the way) I have no idea how the US system works and it's probably a lethal injection offence but I know in the UK that some nurses use the system for looking up things they shouldn't but of course we have a national system, although it's totally stuffed at the moment thanks to some boy hacker in his bedroom somewhere or North Korea 8-)<3 Good luck
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-3 549. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video The Deepest Hole in the World, And What We've Learned From It

Cough cough!!! Snotr admin. Wtf I submitted this video a couple of months ago!! Will you have a look on my list and explain why yet another one of my submissions have been logged to another...:x:x:x:x
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0 550. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar

#4 Actually me also, just not sure if I'm a only first child, an only middle child or the eldest only child. There is a possibility (as it runs in the family) that I might be an only identical twin but I've never received a birthday card and I think I would have by now.

I mean I send one every year because I don't want to let her down, you know. I couldn't stand the thought of her disappointed face on our birthday, when the card doesn't arrive. And then she might think something bad has happened to me again and start worrying and then she might end up on one of those long lost family programs on television where they search you out through birth certificates and your dental records and stuff.

And then what if the knock came on the door and they showed me a picture and she didn't look anything like me, then I would start to worry that perhaps we had the same Grandparents but not the same parents on my uncles side. I don't know about you but I think sometimes it's best to leave things well alone and see how they turn out when you are reincarnated. 8-) xx
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-1 551. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video Mini cannon firing and destroying targets.

It's a nasty little bugger isn't it.
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+1 552. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video See the 1,000-Year-Old Windmills Still in Use Today | National Geographic

A few rubber belts and a generator and they could have free electricity.
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0 553. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video 100ft Dirt bike dune-jump landed onto Jeep Wrangler hood

There goes his no claims right there.
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-1 554. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video Lightning hit a car with passengers inside - Lighting Strike

Yep statistically one of the safest places to be if struck by lightening. Although If driving in Russia during a lightening storm the safest place is probably to shelter under a tree without the car. >:)
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+3 555. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video Park and Slide

Or you could just get a bigger garage door. 8-) If not it needs automation as continuous pulling on the drivers door is a really bad idea.
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0 556. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar

#2 Not from me lol :D as about a year after you ceased to be non existent, I also burst into a world that wasn't prepared for me. I did nip out a couple of times when I was a foetus, opened the bedroom window scaled the drainpipe down into the garden, crossed the lawn and went to a store that was open 24 hours where a guy was pulling the shutter down, "Sorry we're closed" he'd say..."What do you mean closed" I said "The sign says open 24 hours?" he looked down at my slimy frame and said "Not in a row!" I snatched the shutter pole from his hand and beat him to death with it as I figured I wouldn't get caught as I didn't have any finger prints yet. Then I ran back to my Mother who hadn't noticed I had been out and slid back inside. A few months later and with the slap of a midwifes hand I entered the world and life was never going to be the same again. In my garden at home we had a quicksand box I was an only child..................................eventually. O:)
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+3 557. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video On Board with Mike Hawthorne at Le Mans 1956 | D-type Jaguar

Wow a piece of film almost as old as Thunders lol :D
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+1 558. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Gentle Pony Helps Girl Who Falls Off After Fence Jump

If you are going to ride a horse you are going to fall off sometimes. Like the fence, get over it.
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-1 559. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Whale Watchers Get Up Close And Personal With Giant Humpback Whale

Where's is Willy?
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0 561. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Verizon Hum Rider rises above traffic

If that became an everyday occurrence all drivers would carry long spiky sticks and stab the basterds as they went over. :D
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0 562. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video 744 KMH 462 MPH THE WORLD´S FASTEST RC MODEL TURBINE JET / GUINNESS NEW WORLD RECORD 2016

This has been on Snotr before but worth a re-view.
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+4 563. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video What It's Like To Ride The World's Fastest Zip Line!

And??? We still don't know what it's like to ride the worlds longest zip wire O:)

I have to say boyoo I can't understand after four years why this is still the fastest zip wire IN THE WORLD!! This is in fecking North Wales for goodness sake and the only reason for going there. Come on World buck your idea's up, surly someone has got a big slope they would use!!
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+1 564. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Hong Kong's escalator reverses in motion, injuring at least 18 people

An escalator stopped in a local department store and twelve people were stranded for over an hour before they got it started again. :D
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0 565. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video World's Biggest Chainsaw vs Ancient Salvaged Redwood

#3 Somethings shouldn't be...............................rushed:squirrel:
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+4 566. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video When you learn other languages

You seem like a nice boy to me Billy:D Must be a Nanny Goat! if you don't know what a Nanny Goat was, maybe you shouldn't Google it :S
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-1 567. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Automatic Bullseye, MOVING DARTBOARD

Well I guess someone had to do it, now that it's done, move on 8-)
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0 568. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video The BMW Isetta Is the Strangest BMW of All Time

A very condescending squeaky review, If the bubble car had bubble hands it would have punched him in the kneecaps.
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0 569. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Squirrel tries to get in cat door, cat says "no!"

Half the cat flap seal is missing already (probably the squirrel), not looking good for the other halfO:)
I know squirrels and knowing squirrels as I do:squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:He'll be backO:)
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-1 570. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Ben Hur is back

I'd love to see how he explains that to a traffic cop O:)
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-1 571. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Cell Division Time lapse

#2 Well Mrs Bigdishrag kinda looks to me like you have just had a really girly bottom spanking telling off from your curator. I suggest Handbags at dawn. :D
Personally I thought it was very educational watching how a world cup football deteriorates when exposed to Suxi's breath. O:)
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+1 572. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video The Leonardo Da Vinci bridge

I'm thinking bridge builder when he grows up, just a wild guess. ;)
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+1 573. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Wolves running on the highway

#4 They were obviously British Canadian wolves. :x
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+4 574. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Hong Kong's escalator reverses in motion, injuring at least 18 people

OOOu nightmare !!!:S
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-1 575. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Rowan Atkinson - Invisible Drum Kit

And to think at this time Mr Bean was still a boy. ;) I think the actual drummer should be given some credit for this as wellO:)
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+3 576. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Catching a Real Ball in Virtual Reality

Wow that was exciting and nobody threw an egg :S
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+3 577. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Amazing Drawing On a Blackboard

When I go to Galleries now I take a felt tipped pen and name the unnamed painting's, Here's a list from April I'm sure you will have seen some of them :-

1) Piece of shite laying on a pavement
2) $1.2 mil The artist saw you coming you moron.
3) Four year old's scribble
4) what I use to get excess paint off my brush
5) Some idiot is going to pay good money for this and it only took me 28 seconds
6) 33 seconds by above artist
7) 45 seconds you might be noticing a pattern here but that's purly by accident
8) Ring.........left by my coffee cup while thinking what to paint
9) White horizontal line That's all I could think of today
10) Red horizontal line Today I feel inspired
11) Splashes of colour, must move the sink further away from my easel
12) Pooh on canvas must move my toilet nearer to my easel
13) OMG I hope this painting doesn't appear on a list at number 13....AAAAHHH!!

I've been to three galleries in May already and only got thrown out of two of them, but I'm sure you don't want my May list:D
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+2 578. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video How long does it take to read Amazon Kindle's terms and conditions?

Well that's bordering on excessive. :x I wonder if they give you that to read on your first day working for kindle "Just familiarize yourself with this while we get you a logged on to the system and have your ID badge made....oh yes and if you can think of anything we've missed out just make a note of it on the blank pages at the back" 8-)
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+4 579. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Amazing Drawing On a Blackboard

She's a witch a bloody talented one. O:)
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-2 580. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video James Randi: Scientists Fooled by a Match Box Trick

Some of the most intelligent people I know have very little common sense. If it wasn't in a book they read they don't know about it. ;)
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+1 581. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video What happens when you leave a tetherball in the forest

#7 Neither do they, it just keeps coming back it's mesmerising to them, it's like magic you know. :'(
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+3 582. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Dashcam Shows Student Juggles to Prove Sobriety to Police

I remember when I used to play pool when I was a lot younger, I always played much better when I'd had a couple of pints, so this sobriety test probably shouldn't be totally relied upon lol :D
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+3 583. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Escaping From Cops Using Magic - How To Drink In Public

It looked staged to me but I'm being sceptical this morning as it's the 8th of May you know. 8-)
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-1 584. Judge-Jake commented 164 days ago on video Never forget to think outside the box

#11 But then again, It isn't easy when it isn't hard. ;)
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0 585. Judge-Jake commented 164 days ago on video What happens when you leave a tetherball in the forest

#2 Rams are born Angry, hungry and Angry.
Leave him alone he'll play for hours. Interesting how he soon picks up the rhythm of the swinging ball considering he won't have come across anything like it before, he'll be quite a practiced nutter when he meet his next rival. O:)
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-1 586. Judge-Jake commented 164 days ago on video How to beat tight security

Of course a few years ahead of all the above comments we have explosions in clubs, cinema's, parties by idiots who have taken guns and explosives into these places so I sure hope security has had a kick up it's backside.
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-1 587. Judge-Jake commented 164 days ago on video This Wild Pig Has Fangs That Can Pierce Its Own Skull

That's one stupid pig. The teeth curl round and eventually pierce the skull, but they don't use the teeth to fight with even though they are brittle and would probably break off stopping them piece their skull. And the females well! they have lousy taste in pork. :D
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-1 588. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet

600lbs per square inch biting power the umbrella Cockatoo. Wonderful bird though this one and so animated. I used to have an African Grey with a similar nip, and had a couple of blue Macaws for a while.
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0 589. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video Burglars Caught in the Act

Or were they already in trying to get out? 8-) They obviously had a collective fear of catching that cough. :D
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0 590. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video Never forget to think outside the box

#9 Seems like it yes! Do you think you might be aiming too high? The problem in life is if you spend time looking for the woman of your dreams, invariably she will be looking for the man of hers. O:)
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+3 591. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video Beautiful Iceland

Beautiful place just don't mention the whaling:S
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-1 592. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video Farmer sprays manure all over protesters trespassing on his land

I know one of those protesters his name is Phew Phew Barney Mcgrew. 8-)
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0 593. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video Eric Barone breaks his own mountain bike speed record

I watched this video because I thought it read 'Eric Barone breaks his own Mountain bike' Then I find it's another fecking speed record aaahhh!! He might have made a new record but the slope helpedO:)
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+4 594. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video Never forget to think outside the box

#7 What if the friend you once saved the life of is the love of your life and an old lady. Should have gone to Specsavers. >:)
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0 595. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video Amazon Alexa Gone Wild!

Just imagine if Alexa had added "Oh not again your father asked for this three times today already" :D

#6 When you are a JJ you have to make predictions and sometimes they are wrong! Although #3 on that video virtually fell for it. It was the most obvious and poorly executed trick, It stands for Watch Someone Explain It I Did Know. You put an extra e in there and missed out an i by the way. I'm guessing by your mistake that it is definitely just the legless robot you are not familiar with O:)
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0 596. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video This Magic Trick Will Leave You Stunned!

#4 Oou no. >:)
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+7 597. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video Amazon Alexa Gone Wild!

#1 Which technology were you not familiar with the dildo or the legless robot. O:)
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-4 598. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video This Magic Trick Will Leave You Stunned!

This trick was on BGT last year and everyone was amazed including me UNTIL I went on Youtube. The trick is so simple and can either be purchased online for under a tenner or you can make your own which I did. It does look very impressive but it really isn't and this guy was very lucky that it hadn't already been shown elsewhere as he wouldn't have got through on BGT. Changing the Notes were very clever close of hand tricks and much more difficult to do.... His wife is gorgeous ;)
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+1 599. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video Flippin’ amazing!

#3 What even Sargent Pepper?
#4 Really what about Penguins?
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+6 600. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Flippin’ amazing!

Some records are just stupid.. The longest spinning slam dunk from a mini trampoline!!! What next The longest spinning slam dunk from a mini trampoline with one spring missing wearing odd socks a balaclava while chewing gum, with an erection on a Tuesday during a leap year? kin stupid :(|)
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-1 601. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Air Force One New York City Flyby

So fecking what. :S
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-2 602. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video CHRIS RAMSAY // STREET MAGIC (At the Fair)

I worked out most of those, the only one that stumped me was the ring on the shoulder trick how on earth did he do that? 8-) (wseiidk)
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+2 603. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Woman Escapes After Being Kidnapped, Locked In Trunk Of Her Car

#1 Maybe if nothing else it has drawn to our attention that there might be a release lever in the trunk (Boot if you are British) of the car that you have just been bundled into?
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0 604. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Freeline Skates are Strangely Awesome

#4 I know you are chasing Burimi's 59 but this is like cheating lol :D
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+1 605. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Freeline Skates are Strangely Awesome

Come on admin this was on Snotr only 44 days ago and also posted by Thunders?
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+2 606. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video Migingo: The Iron clad Island. The most densely populated island in Africa

Looked to be a few unfriendly faces on that island, makes you glad to have space, grass, trees and silence. I would hate to live there. 8-)
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+1 607. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video A Rabbi, a Priest and an Atheist Smoke Weed Together

What a great group of people. I really liked the Black guy, very cool, very honest, I could talk with him, we have a lot in common apart from the homosexuality, we are the same. :)
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+5 608. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video Amtrak Snow-mo Collision

Ironic that the video was uploaded by Thundersnow. :D
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0 609. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Firesticks

#6 I don't think I will, because if I did I would die. :D
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+1 610. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Firesticks

In the event that I go out in the wilderness I'm going to get a really big backpack and carry this guy around with me. O:)

If I made this this video the hut would look like a car wreckage, I'd get blisters from the wet stick that I wouldn't be able to get dry, as I wouldn't be able to find a rock to dry it out on and anyway it would be raining. The blisters would get infected and I would die and that mosquito heard early in the video would bite my face and neck, the bites would become infected and I would die. The clay outside my car wreck would be soil and would catch fire in the event that I was able to make a fire. So I wouldn't be able to make a little pot to take out of the stream so I would get really thirsty and die or the stream would be directly down stream of a nuclear waste plant making the water radio active which I would drink and I would die, basically if I didn't take the guy with me in a large backpack I would die. I may not got to the wilderness. 8-)
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+3 611. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video Accident semi-trailer car carrier truck crash

That's got to be one of the most expensive single vehicle crashes ever, I could weep.

Reminds me of the time I was hitch hiking and got picked up by one of those car carriers carrying twenty brand new cars. I climbed up into the truck and the guy said "I don't have too much room in here, why don't you get into one of the cars" so I did. He was really into picking up people and he picked nineteen more, we all had our own cars. Then he went at ninety miles an hour and we all got speeding tickets. >:)
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+10 612. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video Kid Disappears In Brick Wall Prank

Hello stranger who I have never met before, would you look after my child??
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+4 613. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video Is This Dolphin Speaking English?

Somehow it just doesn't seem right and mimicking a sound! well yes parrots do that but that doesn't mean you are having a conversation with them they are usually simply associating an action, object or sound with their own. You couldn't have a conversation with a human if they hadn't gone to school learnt the alphabet, words sentences and rudimentary language.
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+6 614. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video Mélanie presents the weather on TV

Absolutely wonderful and what a beautiful young lady she is. They should give her a regular spot. <3
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+1 615. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Hilarious Jack Russell Goes Crazy with Excitement at Crufts 2017!

Great place Crufts, I've been several times.
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0 616. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Girl Makes Dolphin Laugh

But is it laughing??
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+3 617. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Truck crashes into side of house

Where was all the swearing? :S
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+2 618. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video The most luxurious motor homes and buses in the world

I just think it's important to know what you can actually spend your money on when you all make it. :D
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0 619. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video The sound of XVIIIth century Paris

I don't think the streets would be that tidy either, there would have been a lot of pooh and whis around not to mention. The French were not known for their sanitation, still not in parts lol. O:)
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0 620. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Helicopter pilots grab RC-plane from a tree

A bit swearey but cool.
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+3 621. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video How truthful are calorie counts?

#5 WTF get out of here. This is a pimp free zone!
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+2 622. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video 1956 Refrigerator Commercial

I don't know who filled the fridge but my goodness they have terrible OCD.

And that BIG BIG freezer! wow was it small lol.

Very true though there were a few features that ought to be replicated today, like the removable door section and the slide out drawers. O:)
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+2 623. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video Mobula Rays belly flop to attract a mate - Shark: Episode 2 Preview - BBC One

Gotta be worth a try..... I wonder if they have a good look around while they are out of the water and wonder what it's like out there. :|
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+1 624. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video The sound of XVIIIth century Paris

So if I've got this right back in XV111 Paris, the French were invisible. 8-)
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0 625. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video This video is not in reverse

#18 Foxy chops, my star shines bright enough to dazzle you, and really if you think about it, that's all that matters. O:)
#19 Very glad I managed to cheer up what was probably a very drab day in health care Thunders. I'm guessing, if French, the poor sod is probably still typing the introduction into Google Translator and getting a very sore patch on the forehead with all the scratching lol. I too hope he or she will return when the meds have taken effect. :D <3
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+5 626. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video Animated map reveals the 550,000 miles of cable hidden under the ocean that power the internet

So if your boat sinks at least you have the knowledge that you are heading for the bottom and the internet. 8-)
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+2 627. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video 10 Egg Tricks

I love eggs, sadly I'm the only one in the house that does. 8-)
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-1 628. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video This video is not in reverse

#16 Oh my goodness your powers of subtraction are incredible, new person on the site attached link to French video, they are French OMG genius Vous êtes un renard incroyable. :(|)
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+1 629. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video What it's like to ride a bicycle with 100 km/h winds

I was going to say, I bet they have to be careful about flying debris, but maybe flying bikes would be more of a worry. 8-)
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+4 630. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video VIntage Reuge erotic automaton musical pocket watch

A porn pocket watch. :D
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-2 631. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video Comic Relief: Watch the Hilarious Video Parodying CNN’s Fake News

#5 Took your advice, focused then three seconds in my eyes started to glaze over. Any other idea's? By the way you need to read my comment at 14 on the reverse video above. :D
#6 Thinking about it maybe Shatire would be better. O:)
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+1 632. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video This video is not in reverse

#6 Welcome azertyfr. We are going to have problems with your name I'm afraid, so if it's Okay with you we'll call you Steve. If you are a Sheila we'll call you Sheila, please advice asap as it's better to get these things sorted early on.
On the page today we have:-
1) the fox (by the way these aren't in order of greatness otherwise the fox would be well down the list) and his pooh smells funny.
2) ringmaster he works in a circus
3) holdu, don't know anything about her, probably in some kind of a religious sect
4) Burimi what can I say, currently unemployed spends all his time putting crappy video's on this site so he can have 59 at the side of his name, his hobby is calling me Mr Perfect twice in some comments.
5) That's me Hello :). As the JJ I'm known for my one line put downs, giving newcomers better names than they managed to think up themselves, As the Judge It's my job to keep law and order on this site and when people fall out of line, I am the keeper of the great book (which hopefully you won't get to know) where you can be banished. I have also been unjustly threatened with suspension TWICE by admin once for something I can't remember (probably violent behaviour or giving myself positions that don't exist ) and the second time by a misunderstanding of my humour which was cleared up, beers were had, lots of kisses with tongues and now it's all good, until next time.
7) thundersnow, my once time lover and the mother to several imaginary babies of mine. Recently she has developed a taste for smelly pooh and can be seen knocking about with the fox (Only dog knows why?) Thunders is probably the biggest threat to Burimi as she too spends a lot of time, when she should be working! uploading video's to Snotr
11 BooTheGoose, Your guess is as good as mine, if pressed I would say farmyard animal worrier!! but don't really know.
13 ChuckMaurice, Chucky would like you to think he was once in Enter the Dragon with BruceLea but would like you to forget that he did get his ass kicked in that film, his full name is 'Chucky magic our Maurice' but due to Snotr's digit restrictions he had to stick with what you see, you can call him Magic or 'Our' if you wish.

Well there are obviously lots of other members who haven't commented today, most are as boring as feck, but should you need any intro's as they pop up, just let JJ know. O:)
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-2 633. Judge-Jake commented 174 days ago on video Comic Relief: Watch the Hilarious Video Parodying CNN’s Fake News

#2 No Austin the video was Shite it wasn't satire it was Shitire, I turned it off before the end and fell asleep a fifth of the way through your comment for the same reason. :S
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+2 634. Judge-Jake commented 174 days ago on video This video is not in reverse

#4 You weirdo, everyman does that, unless you are a weirdo a are you unless ,that does everyman ,weirdo you #4
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+1 635. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video How to Peel a Kiwi or Mango

Ah just eat the fecking peel. and the Avacardo stone, fecking gorgeous a bit chompy but gorgeous . :x
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+1 636. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video America first... Slovenia second

Hey he used a sloppy seconds comment, I've heard that somewhere before. :P
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-1 637. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video Motor Vehicles and Mother Russia 2012

So lets sum this up. If you drive in Russia you better be prepared to avoid 1) low flying military aircraft 2)Horses on zebra crossings 3)Bits of cars 4) bit's of lorries 5) whole cars 6) whole lorries 7) motor bikes 8) People who might want to stop you so they can sleep on your car 9) Telegraph poles 10) Poles from Poland who are lost 11) Bit's of space station 12) Trams 13) Flying luggage 14) Bullets 15) Snow 16) beach buggies that have tipped onto the rear wheels 17) Car's with hay on them 18) Anything and everything that might be coming at you in your own lane in either good light or at night 19) People trying to overtake you using a field AND the most imporant thing of all to avoid when driving in Russia.....and that's Driving in Russia.8-)
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+1 638. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video Cooking burgers may not be a human job for much longer if "Flippy" has its way.

I can just see in about twenty years time when these things are everywhere and a few customers have been maimed by berserk flipper machines that have been fitted with the wrong fuse and someone will say "You know what, I bet we could train a person to do this" O:)
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+3 639. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video Just another day in Russia

Sometimes being in the most obvious spot makes you the most invisible.
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+1 640. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video Strange place for sunbathing

#6 You actually looked didn't you ? :D
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0 641. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video The World's biggest bonfire! Slinningsbålet 2016

Two points:-

What a waste of pallets, that's someone's business right there.8-)

155.5 feet that isn't a bonfire that sounds more like a challenge, ;)
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-1 642. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Meanwhile in China...

Someone should shout "Hey somebody else might want one of those" 8-)

I was in a supermarket checkout yesterday trying to buy that little triangular thing that separates your things from the persons in front "But I need this!, You don't know what's it's like where I live!!" :O
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0 643. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Watch This Guy Build a Massive Solar System in the Desert | Short Film Showcase

Houston have we got a problem? I've just counted four new video's shown today that have been on Snotr befour?
#$ Thunders when did you submit this video?
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+3 644. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Sticky Falls

I'm not going to mention it but this video is familiar too.
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-2 645. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Fish combines art and engineering to attract a female

This has also been on snotr before I submitted it about two/three years ago.
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+2 646. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Strange place for sunbathing

This was on Snotr years ago. I pointed out that all wind turbines are manned and have a cabin inside with a single bed and tv, microwave and basic cooking facilities and that my mate or worked for the company slept in different ones ever a 72 hour shift.
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0 647. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Bunny Eats A Flower

#10 No snakes generally. <3
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0 648. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Flawless jump!

and it was going so well:D
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+2 649. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Parking a car...in China

#6 OOOuu you're a bit of an animal. :O
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-1 650. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video 25 beer cans halved

I thought I'd have a go at this, but only had red wine bottles, as I moved on from beer years ago, lager years before that. I lined up twenty five wine bottles on the kitchen worktop, got a broom handle as I'm not trusted with samurai swords after the incident with the postman and that letter that came back FOUR TIMES!!!. I lined the brush handle up against the middle of the bottles and made a practice sweep for angle adjustment. Then happy that I was on target, went for it ...........................................................wait for it!

Incredibly I removed twenty five one inch glass rings from the middle of twenty five wine bottle. which I am now using as transparent napkin rings. The top halves of the bottles all landed perfectly back onto the bottom half of the bottles and the friction of my sweep obviously caused so much immediate heat, that the two halves of the bottles fused back together and not a drop of wine was lost.

I think it's going to be a good day. :D
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+2 651. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video If the Moon were at the same distance as the ISS

Forgetting tidal waves and gravitational issues lets assume they don't happen, just imagine seeing that big fecker coming over while you are having a picnic. 8-)
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+1 652. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Parking a car...in China

Hilarious how the guy who squeezed their car in the narrow gap for them then got in the car that was in the way and drove off . >:)
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+1 653. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video How the Irish row a boat

I think that's also called group sex. :D
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-1 654. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Accidental jam on the Moscow subway

Man those Russians........... can't sing lol. Made me think though the hours I'have spent stretching my hands around the necks of various guitars maybe I should have taken up the mandolin or Balalaika what a lovely thin neck. Then again Chunky finger syndrome might be a slight problem. :D
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+1 655. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Bunny Eats A Flower

#4 I have Bunny experience more so than bunny expertise.<3
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0 656. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video What its like to have a pet fox

#10 Anyway..........................<3
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0 657. Judge-Jake commented 180 days ago on video Crouching tiger, flying tiger

That is one pissed off Tiger. 8-)
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+6 658. Judge-Jake commented 180 days ago on video Fat Cute Cat Going Under Door

Broke every bone in it's body >:)
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+1 659. Judge-Jake commented 180 days ago on video Bunny Eats A Flower

He's a Rex, beautifully shaped head and amazingly dense coat, my favourite bunny. O:)
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+1 660. Judge-Jake commented 180 days ago on video What its like to have a pet fox

#6 No don't worry about me, I'll leave you two to it, I'm not into sloppy seconds.:P
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-1 661. Judge-Jake commented 181 days ago on video How to stop on a longboard

#10 The secret is to die young as late as possible <3
I plan to live forever....so far so good. ;)
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+2 662. Judge-Jake commented 181 days ago on video Feisty Snake Slithers into Internet Cafe

The snake was overcome by the overwhelming smell of internet café users crapped pants. 8-)
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+3 663. Judge-Jake commented 181 days ago on video What its like to have a pet fox

Beautiful creatures and their most redeeming feature, much like the one on Snotr, that Thunders is obviously trying to attract, is that their pooh absolutely stinks. :D
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0 664. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail

#15 What the feck is a DEAT have you contracted rabies again ?
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0 665. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Germany From Above

Such a beautiful country born from the pain, death, cruelty and horror of it's past.
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+1 666. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video No ordinary commute.

#2 Played chess?
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0 667. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Now he's feline fine!

I would change his name to Bjorn, because Just like the Borg he has adapted .;)
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0 668. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Ferrofluid in a Bottle

#1 Well seconds but they would seem Endless 8-)
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-3 669. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Time ft. Neil deGrasse Tyson

I can never make my mind up whether I like Neil DGT he's very arrogant but entertaining video. 8-)
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-1 670. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video The Mummification Process

#6 Oh come on Thunders surly you didn't fancy the Mummy guy. I thought you had hit a new low with the fox but dead, bandaged, and covered in resin, that's got to be as low as you can go :D>:)
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-1 671. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video TOP 10 Crosswind and Scary Aircraft Landings

I've seen some of those pilots driving home...all over the road they were. >:)
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-1 672. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail

#10 11 12 13 JJ put's his own fingers down his own throat :squirrel:
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+3 673. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Motocross Biker Attempts One of The Most Insane Jump Ever

I bet his testicles were under his chin after that. :D Who needs ski's when you've got a motorbike. :x
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-2 674. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail

#6 Good camera bet you'll be replacing the lens quite quickly though. Good £370 worth of kit.
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+1 675. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video The Mummification Process

Obviously had too much time on their hands and no television. Mind you five Arch Bishops have just been found under Lambeth Palace dating back from the 17th century, been forgotten about apparently.
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+5 676. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video Footage of North Korean missile launch fail

On a serious note I was reading yesterday that the North Koreans think that the fat lads Dad was born on a mountain top and night immediately turned to day, he learned to drive at the age of three, he invented the beef burger and gave it to the world. and that they shouldn't worry if they didn't have meat as sawdust was just as nutritious. He apparently was so disciplined and in tune with his own body that he never had to go to the toilet.
You may also remember a year or so back that the population was told that the North Korean football team was invited to play in the world cup without needing to qualify and they won ten nil.
I have to say I feel so sorry for the people living in that country under that fecking Idiot and his inbreds and the sooner they are 'sorted out' the better.
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+5 677. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video GF Thinks Smart Water Makes You Smarter

#7 Absolutely, all their video's are basically the same. They have come up with this routein and I have to say in isolation they are quite convincing, she does a good job of appearing stupid, dumb and in need of a lobotomy reversal. :(|)
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+3 678. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video Woodpecker hitches ride through Chicago

I wonder what happened to woody. :)
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-1 679. Judge-Jake commented 184 days ago on video Wrong place to fall asleep

You would think that Russians would laugh in Russian but NO! they laugh in English how odd. :D
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+1 680. Judge-Jake commented 184 days ago on video Gardening skills

He looks like the late Roy Kinnear.
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+3 681. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video DURBAN South Beach BAD WEATHER

When I was a boy I'd spend my time
sitting by the bank of of the rive Tyne
Watching those ships going down the line
They were leaving, leaving leaving leaving free

Now.... everybody #1
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-1 682. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video Meanwhile in Russia...

Tis but a flesh wound. :D
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+4 683. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video One legged sword fighter

Tis but a scratch, Oh yer running away hey, you yellow barsteard come back I'll bite your leg off. :D
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-1 684. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video Things you can say about ___ but not your girlfriend

Well I have to say I am a little surprised at the negatives on my #3 above as I took all those from Fox'ies facebook page. Not at all surprised at the #4 comment. O:)
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-1 685. Judge-Jake commented 186 days ago on video Don’t forget the handbrake!

#12 That would be 'going home by foot' or 'walking home' Make a note of it in your correct English note book :)
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-1 686. Judge-Jake commented 186 days ago on video Quick thinking and reflexes can save your life

#8 So that's one advantage of being short. ::(|)
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-1 687. Judge-Jake commented 186 days ago on video Somewhere in Norway

#4 I had to see my doctor with that that. 8-)
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-6 688. Judge-Jake commented 186 days ago on video Things you can say about ___ but not your girlfriend

Funny but didn't warrant the American Audience Hysteria. That was what you could say about the show but not your girlfriend. :D

Now this is going to go in your mouth right down your throat and into your small intestine. Something your Gastroscopy technician might say to you but not your girlfriend, unless she was next for the procedure.:x

Now I'm going to put this up your bottom and make a video! As above at a colonoscopy clinic. 8-)

OMG The opening is massive and full of hot air. Something you might say to a Balloon pilot but not your girlfriend:x

I've just put it in and now it's bleeding. Something your garage might say to you after replacing your breaking system but not your girlfriend.

I'm afraid the nipple snapped off. Something your mechanic might say to you but not your girlfriend :*

I'm sorry but I don't eat the crust. Something you might say to your baker but not your girlfriend O:)

It smells of fish. Something you might say to the fishmonger but not your girlfriend

Well it looks like a prawn what does it taste like?. Something you again might say to your fishmonger but not your girlfriend >:)

I've been down there had a close look and I'm sure they are crabs. Something you might say on your way back from the rock pool, but not to your girlfriend :squirrel:

I've never eaten one with hair on it before. Something you might say at a rabbit lunch party. but not to your girlfriend. :P

Well I didn't think I could come this way. Something you could say to your new Sat Nav but not your girlfriend :'(

It looks like fun but what if I fall and land on my cock. Something you could say to your mate while on a tightrope with chickens underneath but not your girllfriend. :D
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0 689. Judge-Jake commented 186 days ago on video Close call

#3 This was probably on TEST DAY last Wednesday, when between 10am and 3pm commercial vehicles and the emergency services (BUT NOT TAXI's) did the trial switch to the right in the UK. Ready for the switch proper next Monday. It's not obvious from the video but I'm guessing that the vehicle recording this is probably a taxi disgruntled that they weren't included in the test. There was speculation in the newspapers a couple of weeks ago that something like this might occur, thankfully it wasn't too serious on this occasion, although a family of four traveling to Luton in a London taxi were hospitalised in the Beaver Tunnel at Clapham east London when a similar thing happened. :|
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+3 690. Judge-Jake commented 187 days ago on video Inside the Cupola module of the ISS space station

#1 Sadly the problems down here are massive, the planet is fine it's the fecking occupants that are the problem.

I was just thinking, imagine what the planet would have looked like, if the space station had been around during the world wars. Then imagine what it will look like if North Korea keep pissing around with their nuclear weapons and Russia keeps sidling up with Syria.
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+3 691. Judge-Jake commented 187 days ago on video Don’t forget the handbrake!

#6 Are you sure? I thought it was goods vehicles, emergency services and licenced taxis.

Look at the position of the poor guys hands during the last ten seconds of the video, that is the position of despair:(


I have one question re the above video, why oh why oh why did the video not continue to the end and why wasn't there a video of them when they got to the car (okay two questions). 8-)
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-1 692. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video Animal shelter with around 50 cats gets pet food and they all come to eat it

Ah the green and white one didn't get any. :S
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0 693. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video Freezing rain accident

It's Bitch hill. :x
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+3 694. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video Thousands of Birds Flying Out of Truck

Ah so the little bastards don't fly from Africa after all!! I always thought they were cheating. :D
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+7 695. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video Man Gives Water to Dehydrated Wolf

Fox, Wolf, wild dog, bison doesn't matter, it was great to see someone being nice to something for a change. Well done that man. <3
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0 696. Judge-Jake commented 189 days ago on video Badger Buries Entire Cow

Imagine walking over that in a couple of weeks time and falling in. :S or worse still setting up a picnic on top of it. 8-)
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-1 697. Judge-Jake commented 189 days ago on video Scuba instructor pulls kitchen knife out of shark's head in Cayman

Now they need another scuba diver to remove the chef from inside the shark. >:)
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0 698. Judge-Jake commented 189 days ago on video A Dog's Day at Halesowen Town v Skelmersdale United

Yet another reason why beagles are chosen for medical experimentation. It's a joke but come on mark me down mark me down. :D
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-1 699. Judge-Jake commented 189 days ago on video Duluth Skate

#5 I don't like any of the comments :(
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+3 700. Judge-Jake commented 189 days ago on video Quick Thinking Jeweler Locked a Suspected Thief Inside safe

Gosh I bet she spent all of five minutes thinking that one up, what a stupid woman. I wonder what her sentence will be. 8-)
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+1 701. Judge-Jake commented 190 days ago on video water bottle prank

Proof if proof were needed that even little old ladies can be evil mother feckers. :D The only curious thing is the evil old lady seems to have wet hair hair to start with which tends to make me wonder if 'Fix' is called for here but then she may have just come out of the shower. O:)
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+8 702. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video A new advertising campaign in Mexico City's subway system

It must be awful for women to be confronted with men in that way, every morning and evening just going to and from work. It makes me ashamed to be a man. When I was a young man and didn't have a car, rather than put my girlfriends through any risk in Taxi's home, I used to go with them in the taxi's and return in the taxi or if I was short of cash I'd go with them in the taxi and walk back.
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0 703. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video Two Parakeet brothers engage in full length conversation

Very tweet....<3
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+3 704. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video Coming Out As Trans-Everything

#1 Give me your hand Cameramaster...you know I always felt you were from another galaxy and before someone suggests that you might actually be from Uranus which would be unkind, I'd like to suggest that you are in fact from a little planet called Migraineus.

It's also time I came out I'm actually a buttered scone. <3
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+1 705. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video Lawyer Videos Muslim Welfare Queen ScammingOur System

My wish for this planet is that religion will die out once and for all. I am staggered that educated people (less staggered of the ignorant or those living in a one book society) still in 2017 believe in ancient tosh. There is more than enough evidence of the origin of life and it does not require a God to make it so. How many people have wasted their lives fighting and killing over superstitious nonsense. I for one do not want future generations looking back at me like we look back on those who called Witch and others who sacrificed people and animals to prevent the crops failing. It's time that people realised that you are born, you live a life, short or long and then you die and that's it. Maybe if everyone got that into their heads instead of constantly wanting more the world would be a less messed up place to live. <3
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0 706. Judge-Jake commented 192 days ago on video Lawyer Videos Muslim Welfare Queen ScammingOur System

#21 Elegantly put Austin and some very useful facts there. I guess first of all Snotr admin maybe shouldn't have allowed this video in the first place.?
The main issue overriding all of this is that when you talk out the USA doing this and the USA doing that, what you are really saying is that the powers that be, in the USA make these decisions and it often has very little to do with the man on the street.
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+2 707. Judge-Jake commented 192 days ago on video Lawyer Videos Muslim Welfare Queen ScammingOur System

My goodness this has caused a big debate hasn't it. I think #17 You need to get off your high horse and read #14. If these facts are correct then the video above is valid. Like it or like it not the world is loosing patience with Islam and you can understand when this sort of thing occurs (in the video) people are going to get more pissed off than they would if it was a white American loading their car with items to sell on.
One of the problems as I see it and I don't know if this change has occurred in other countries, but previously when some misguided murderer has blown himself up in the name of Islam taking with him or her a group of innocent people, children, women occasionally including some from the Muslim religion, the Muslim population have been slow to condone the act. This is changing certainly in the UK where now Muslims (some) are actively distancing themselves from these morons. When they do in my opinion tensions ease , when they don't tensions increase.
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0 708. Judge-Jake commented 193 days ago on video BASE JUMPING OFF A 1300FT CRANE IN CHINA

IN CHINA are they insane. :O
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-2 709. Judge-Jake commented 193 days ago on video Drone footage of an explosion in a Ukrainian army ammo depot

You wouldn't have thought that a domestic drone could cause that much damage would you. >:)

We do with a few more video's like this one, only of Syrian bases blowing up next time. >:) or maybe the odd palace?
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+1 710. Judge-Jake commented 193 days ago on video Super Cooled Nickel Ball in Mercury

Well that has made my mind up, I won't be going to mercury any time soon. 8-)
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+3 711. Judge-Jake commented 193 days ago on video 13 Year Old Boy Meets Bart Simpson

Only very slightly creepy :D
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-1 712. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Hunting a Fox From an Eagle's POV via a GoPro

#9 the reason they get such a bad press is that they take one but kill all the rest.
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+3 713. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Just Two Hungry Cats Politely Requesting More Food By Ringing Call Bell

You can ring my bell ell ell ring my bell. The owner must be Pavlovs great grandson with an allergy to dogs. :D
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+2 714. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Recycling at its finest

Incredible product with such minimal tools, when needs must. <3
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0 715. Judge-Jake commented 196 days ago on video Stan Lee explains the difference between Superman and Thor.

Thor the god of thunder was hanging around in the heavens with Odin the god of War. "I'm bored" he said "I wish I could go back down to earth for just one night" Odin says "Well you can, just this once, but remember these are mortals you are a god be careful" So Thor goes down to earth and meet a woman of the night in a bar, goes back to her place and makes love to her for twelve hours none stop, then he goes back to the heavens. and tells Odin what had happened. Odin was furious "That is terrible" he said I told you they were only mortal, you must go back and apologize immediately" So Thor goes back to earth. find the woman and says "Look I'm really sorry about last night, the thing is I'm Thor, the woman says "You're Thor I can't even Pith" :D
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-1 716. Judge-Jake commented 196 days ago on video Hunting a Fox From an Eagle's POV via a GoPro

I haven't watched this yet but something tells me I'm REALLY GOING TO ENJOY IT!! :DO:)

I watched it now I'm sad, it was a real fox or wild cat or something. :(
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-2 717. Judge-Jake commented 196 days ago on video You don't have to be insane to be British but..

#2 Where are you from exactly?
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+6 718. Judge-Jake commented 196 days ago on video Neighbour Tries to Shoot Down Drone

If I saw a drone buzzing around my property, I would definitely shoot it down.
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+5 719. Judge-Jake commented 197 days ago on video Math Professor Fixes Projector Screen (April Fools Prank)

That's one cool prof.
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-3 720. Judge-Jake commented 198 days ago on video Boeing 777 landing high winds at Amsterdam’s Schipol airport.

#5 OMG that was funny you really are a funny guy <3O:).
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-1 721. Judge-Jake commented 198 days ago on video Performing a classic sea shanty.

Anyone spot Captain Birdseye middle right. 8-)
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-3 722. Judge-Jake commented 198 days ago on video World fastest bumper car

Now I am suspicious, not bothered, but suspicious, as I submitted this video the same time that I submitted the 'British Humour' video two up from here? Must be another one of those coincidences :S:( If the bunker in the garden video by Colin Furse ever gets accepted that was on the same day too O:)
If nothing else (and assuming this is a coincidence) it does prove that the big players who need a job by the way, get preference over the little players<3
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-2 723. Judge-Jake commented 198 days ago on video Glass Armonica at Caramoor

#5 I'm English speaker and known for extracting the urine especially from Greek speakers and philologists:D
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0 724. Judge-Jake commented 199 days ago on video A FICTIVE FLIGHT ABOVE REAL MARS

#5 No the whole idea is just silly. It would be far far cheaper to have another world war, get the population down to the bear minimum and then there would be lots of extra space and empty property down here. It could be all done and dusted by the time the first mars crew got back home. :(|):squirrel:
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+6 726. Judge-Jake commented 199 days ago on video Glass Armonica at Caramoor

Just checked ebay and they aren't cheap. :D
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+1 727. Judge-Jake commented 199 days ago on video Construction Robotics SAM 100 OS 2.0

Can you imagine the conversation when the Brickies were first told that there was going to be a new member of the team. 8-)
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0 728. Judge-Jake commented 199 days ago on video Why the Giant Sequoia Needs Fire to Grow

I want to be a ......tree :)
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+4 729. Judge-Jake commented 199 days ago on video camera shutter speed matches helicopter`s rotor

Imagine a world where things just flew, because you wanted them to.:O
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+1 730. Judge-Jake commented 199 days ago on video British entrepreneur invents, builds and files patent for Iron Man-like flight suit

Looks to me like the main issue here is the necessity for upper body strength to keep the turbines under control. Wouldn't it make more sense to fix them onto a gear based frame worn as part of the suit?
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+2 731. Judge-Jake commented 199 days ago on video Tokyo's impermanent skinny house made to age well with owners

It's small but it grows on you. :)
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+1 732. Judge-Jake commented 200 days ago on video Weird stuff that women carry in their handbags

#10 The main reason a woman wouldn't want you to go or look inside her bag is that you will immediately realise how untidy she is. There is nothing important or personal in there just makeup brushes and crap oh and receipts for shoes she hasn't bought. All the personal stuff is in her head and she never forgets it. >:)
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+6 733. Judge-Jake commented 200 days ago on video CBR 1000 vs 125cc SCOOTER ! Racing on a track

Difficult to see what we were watching but very nippy especially on the bends. >:)
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0 734. Judge-Jake commented 200 days ago on video A FICTIVE FLIGHT ABOVE REAL MARS

Well I've chosen my spot for another holiday home but I have a sinking feeling that I'm not going to get many takers.
Having watched this animation, fictively speaking, I can't see why on Earth (or Mars) we would want to go there. A year and a half traveling there and back, plus time spent there for a colourless dead planet where we can't even breath without oxygen masks. We might just as well colonise the moon.:S
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-1 735. Judge-Jake commented 201 days ago on video Close call

I think it was a suicide cult, last few members of Branch Davidians religious sect of Waco. 8-)
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0 736. Judge-Jake commented 201 days ago on video Flying fish hunt - The Hunt: Episode 4 preview - BBC One

#8 To be accurate he is actually English. <3

That last fish was definitely taking the piss and made me wonder if they ever catch a Frigatebird :O
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+3 737. Judge-Jake commented 201 days ago on video Weird stuff that women carry in their handbags

Condoms! no one has admitted to condoms?
Women's bags are so big these days that they can't find anything. Really frustrating when you are waiting in the rain for car keys (or condoms) Then there is the panic when they can't find their mobile phone WHICH IS ALWAYS THERE!!!! I'm sure if records were checked that the increase of IBS in women is directly comparable to temporary misplacement of mobile phones. Vouchers for 10p off something definitely in there somewhere. And the big one CSL's Coffee Shop Loyalty cards with one stamp missing. >:)
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-2 738. Judge-Jake commented 201 days ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE

#32 Do us a favour and post a shed load of video's for the next few months. Check all your ratings, watch all the archive video's of the day and get Burimi back to work. :D
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+2 739. Judge-Jake commented 201 days ago on video Car vs building

Let me guess, his bed ridden, terminally ill father wanted to sit in his car one last time. >:)
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+4 740. Judge-Jake commented 201 days ago on video Woman interrupted during BBC interview

Great parody. :D
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-2 741. Judge-Jake commented 202 days ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE

Come on Geekster this is not the way to increase the popularity of Snotr! If you want more people to see the last posted video, post it again and keep posting it. Do it daily for a month if you need to, but think about the people who tune in to see new video's on a daily basis. It seems strange that when you have sent message video's in the past Snotr hasn't stopped around them??
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-3 742. Judge-Jake commented 203 days ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE

Are we to guess that the system has crashed as there doesn't seem to be any video's today?
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0 743. Judge-Jake commented 203 days ago on video This musical illusion will blow your mind!

I recognised the tune the first time and it sounded exactly the same to me after the whisper. I'm also exceptionally good at remembering faces, but I'm exceptionally bad at remembering names. I find it staggering that I can hear a song from say thirty or forty years ago and will remember the lyrics and tune exactly as if I've only heard it last week but I now find it difficult to remember things a new Good old long term memory, bad, bad short term memory. 8-)
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+2 744. Judge-Jake commented 204 days ago on video ---(NEW UPDATE IN COMMENTS )--- SNOTR UPDATE

I've just sat through a five minute video that only gave a little more information at 3:15 and 4:27 what was the point? All seems to be working well anyway. ;)
Question will the new system limit the amount of video's uploaded by Beemi per week as he really should be encouraged to go out and get a job. 8-)
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-1 745. Judge-Jake commented 204 days ago on video Limbless PlayStation Gamer Uses Chin And Shoulder To Play

Amazing kid, good luck to him. I can't Australian commentators though, sounds so false.
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0 746. Judge-Jake commented 204 days ago on video Japan taps into recycled phones for Olympic medals

Fuc a what? O:)
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+2 747. Judge-Jake commented 204 days ago on video Scary Animal Encounter! Wild Cheetah Jumps In Car During Safari!

I tort I tor a putty tat..I did, I did tor a putty tat. :D
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0 748. Judge-Jake commented 204 days ago on video Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie - 'The Headmaster and the Pupil"

I think Stephen Fry is wonderful, Hugh Laurie is okay. Keeping in the theme of the poem expressing my own opinion I didn't find this remotely funny. Stephen looks like he's having one of his panic attacks hence the sweating. I personally think they work better apart now. Stephen has become a national treasure in England (can't speak for Scotland as Nicola Sturgeon seems to be doing that these days). 8-)
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+5 749. Judge-Jake commented 205 days ago on video Blackadder's best insults by nationality!

Funny funny and 100% accurate and terrible quality :D
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+2 750. Judge-Jake commented 205 days ago on video Fukushima-hit towns scramble to clear out wild boars

This little piggy went to Fuk u shima
This little piggy stayed at ohm
This little piggy had radioactive plants for dinner
This little piggy had none
and this little piggy got shot for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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+2 751. Judge-Jake commented 205 days ago on video Casually Explained: Evolution III - The Human Player Type

Too busy in the real world I'm afraid. :S
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-3 752. Judge-Jake commented 205 days ago on video Fry and Laurie - Size Doesn't Count

That was truly awful even for 1987. :(|)
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0 753. Judge-Jake commented 205 days ago on video Hummingbird Pool Party Number Five!

I love hummingbirds I wonder if I installed one of those fountains in my garden if they would come 8-) I'm having to make do with Goldfinch this morning. Little known fact about hummingbirds is that they have to eat their own bodyweight in food everyday! They don't need to weigh it though, they just eat another hummingbird. :D
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+1 754. Judge-Jake commented 205 days ago on video How to Tell if a Guy Likes You vs How to Tell if a Girl Likes You

#9 It isn't easy if it isn't hard>:)
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+1 755. Judge-Jake commented 206 days ago on video John Cleese on 'helping' his depressed mother

#5#6#7 Yes keep your comments like this, I like them very much better than usual. :D
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0 756. Judge-Jake commented 206 days ago on video John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson - Beekeeping

pbbt pbbt pbbt. 8-)
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+1 757. Judge-Jake commented 208 days ago on video Intense Moment Brooklyn Police Arrest Man After Chase

He wasn't very nice to his girlfriend either, so I'm thinking twenty years and few visitors 8-)
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+3 758. Judge-Jake commented 209 days ago on video Here’s why flights take longer than they did 50 years ago

Well you didn't need a degree to work all that out did you.
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+1 759. Judge-Jake commented 209 days ago on video Dramatic rescue of suicidal woman pulled by her hair to safety

I have to say I find snotr a bit surreal sometimes. Here we have Burimi thinking it was okay to submit a video of a young woman who if the title is correct, was so desperate that she wanted to end her life and comments congratulating him for reaching 59! OMG! The words bad taste and desensitization come to mind.
PLEASE THINK QUALITY NOT QUANTITY!!!!!!!
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0 760. Judge-Jake commented 209 days ago on video Dust Devils On Mars Seen by NASA's Curiosity Rover

I think that should be classed as life devil or not. O:)
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0 761. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video Spaghetti-Harvest in Ticino

#6 It's nice to hear a story from you Thunders you should do it more often. <3
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+2 762. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video Story about EATKARUS

#5 I have a joke here but I can't use it because Joeman wouldn't like it :D

One he would like is that in that case as of last night I'm a salmon and new potato's ;)
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+1 763. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video Tree is so huge it took 126 photos to show it all

The problem as I see it is that after taking 126 photographs of one of the largest trees in the world, they print the picture in the National geographic magazine which is only eight inches tall. 8-)
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0 764. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video Tree is so huge it took 126 photos to show it all

I haven't watch this video yet (I'm about to) but I'm pretty sure I could get it in one. :D

Shouldn't it have a silly blond comb over at the top? :D
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+1 765. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video The linden tree

#3 Are you one of those Christian fundamentalist family's by any chance or Amish who have a laptop ? O:)
#5 I'm guessing you have only experienced one of the two? Perhaps the humour is a little over your head? The Tree does smell of (hide you children Joeman) semen, it's on Wikipedia (obviously also not family friendly).
Personally I thought it was hilarious especially Vicky's walk, and the references' to the starchiness of Victorian life, classic comedy.:D
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+1 766. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video Lava 'fire hose' sends steam billowing out of Pacific Ocean

#6 Definitely too much Lava, we are all lava'ed out. 8-)
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0 767. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video Eyes in slow motion

Eyes are so beautiful, especially on the face of a beautiful woman. But no more than two as you can have two much of a good thing<3
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0 768. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video One heck of an airplane

Still an incredible video. :) I would like to see the size of the box that contains all the broken planes from when he was just practicing. ;)
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+1 769. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video Extreme Hurricane Force Bora (Bura) - Croatia - March 05, 2015

Don't you just love it when a documentary only has two words and those words are 'Oh Feck' and that's all you need. :D
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+4 770. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video Spaghetti-Harvest in Ticino

This was in 1957 and if nothing else describes the food ignorance of the UK back in those days. Spaghetti was known in the UK as something that came in a tin often in hoop form and later in alphabet letters in tomato sauce. Tinned Ravioli was introduced to the UK in 1965 and Spaghetti hoops in 67. To my knowledge the majority of the population did not sit down to a spaghetti or pasta dish until well into the 1970's. I would be interested to hear the comments of some of the 'More Mature Snorarians' on their first spaghetti experiences. Having said all that according to Thunders you still can't get a Dona kebab in the USA so we are now well ahead ;)
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+2 771. Judge-Jake commented 210 days ago on video Titan -XIII

Yes it definitely needs a few more legs some fangs and a hairy body suit. Not to mention the facility to expel venom and a sticky web. For full effect a couple of hundred tiny versions could pop out from underneath and run ahead making hissing noises.
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+5 772. Judge-Jake commented 212 days ago on video Irish street dancers do their thing, and without music!

Glad they don't live above me:D
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+4 773. Judge-Jake commented 212 days ago on video North Cliffs Failure - Amazing Cliff Collapse caught on Camera!

Well that's not something you see everyday...Unless you keep pressing replay of course.8-)
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+1 774. Judge-Jake commented 213 days ago on video BASS STRINGS on GUITAR

Fine unless you want to play anywhere within the first two frets.
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+4 775. Judge-Jake commented 213 days ago on video Rare footage: 'Firehose' spews lava into Pacific ocean off Hawaii Island

It looks like a piece of the rainbow has snapped off. 8-)
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+2 776. Judge-Jake commented 214 days ago on video Giant Döner Kebap

#3 No Doner kebabs in America? you have to be joking. They have been giving people in the UK Heart disease since the 70's. Taste great and your first thought when you have had a skinful of Ale. BUT oh my goodness are they bad for you. Just look at all the fat that congeals on your plate the next morning. 8-)
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-1 777. Judge-Jake commented 215 days ago on video Zebra

Not sure why I got negs for my comment at #3? As a Dazzel is another name for a group of Zebra and a Skull is a group of Foxes. :D
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+1 778. Judge-Jake commented 215 days ago on video When Girls Says No!!!

What is strange is that in all these examples the girls/women waited until the whole process had been completed. I mean what did they think was going to happen when the guys started talking to them in public with a bunch of flowers, a ring box in his hands and a band of musicians strumming away behind her. Was it stunned disbelief or did they think he was going to say he didn't want to see them again and they were waiting to cheer. I would have loved to hear some of the reasons why they said no. For the guys, that must have been the lonely moment of their lives <3
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-2 779. Judge-Jake commented 216 days ago on video Zebra

#2 Or Dazzel. How's your skull by the way?
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+1 780. Judge-Jake commented 216 days ago on video Diligent Guard Dog

Ahh what a great little dog, I wonder if he salutes when a car drives through the gate. :D
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+1 781. Judge-Jake commented 216 days ago on video Automatic vs Manual Transmission Explained

My car is automatic but I have to be there. 8-)
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-1 782. Judge-Jake commented 216 days ago on video Hilarious Dogs "Fighting"

#10 Yes and everyone just on your videos O:) and a few on Thunders;)
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+1 783. Judge-Jake commented 216 days ago on video Hilarious Dogs "Fighting"

#2 Well done Beemi, perhaps now you could think about trying to get a social life. :D
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0 784. Judge-Jake commented 217 days ago on video Wrong Place, Wrong Time

He was Wheely wheely Tyred. :S
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+5 785. Judge-Jake commented 217 days ago on video How far back in time could you go and still understand English?

Don't know about going back in time, going forwards it started to get confusing from about 1985. 8-)
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+2 786. Judge-Jake commented 217 days ago on video Forget hoverboards! World's first fully-manned hoverbike tested in Moscow

Looking at the seating position it looks more like a flying toilet. My guess is that this thing is prone to flipping over as the pilot looks extremely tense. I think it would instill a lot more confidence if the seat angle was improved and she got rid of the helmet and the biker gear and wore a bikini. ;)
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0 787. Judge-Jake commented 218 days ago on video Meanwhile in Bosnia

#7 I was waiting for someone to say that perhaps it was a night out and who knows maybe it was. I guess it doesn't really matter as there have been many video's on Snotr clearly showing absolute alcoholics staggering and fighting. I wasn't suggesting that these video's shouldn't be shown, more that perhaps we should think a little about how these people ended up like this and the lives they now live.
Anyone of us could end up the same way, as life sometimes takes a downward turn. Most people are only two wage packets away from financial grief, you loose you job you can't get another, the bills mount up, you loose your house, you loose your wife and family and you are on the street., Drugs and alcohol make it bearable for a while and then you become dependent and before long if you had the money you might see yourself staggering along on the Snotr boulevard of broken dreams. :|
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0 788. Judge-Jake commented 218 days ago on video 10 Signs You Are HIGHLY INTELLIGENT

#10 Everybody has a photographic memory but not everyone has film.

**same joke for people under twenty five** #10 Everybody has a photographic memory but not everyone has sufficient capacity on their chip.
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0 789. Judge-Jake commented 219 days ago on video CRS-10 | Falcon 9 First Stage Landing

If you are religious and have enough money to take a trip in this vehicle, this will be known as the 'C YEAP L FM' close your eyes and pray like feck moment. :D
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+5 790. Judge-Jake commented 219 days ago on video Meanwhile in Bosnia

#4 I do agree with you and the problem is that in isolation mankind has always laughed at the sight of a drunk person struggling to do a normal thing like walking down a road. If we were to see the whole day and the next and the next it wouldn't be at all funny and would indeed show the tragedy off this persons life.
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+3 791. Judge-Jake commented 219 days ago on video Keukenhof - The World's Biggest Flower Garden, Filmed With A Drone

Beautiful, the drone has certainly revolutionised the art of video. <3
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+1 792. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video 2000 gaz bottles explodes in Southern France

They have both got 'Pro' in it init. >:)
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+1 793. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video Bolton strid

Surly they could have throw something in attached to a rope like a dummy or the cameraman for instance to demonstrate it's force. :S
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+4 794. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video The Furniture Farmer | That's Amazing

Just for the record (and forgetting about the spelling) it's not pronounced Durbyshire it's pronounced Darbyshire but spelt Derbyshire. Just telling you that so that if you go there and tell someone from Derbyshire that you 'love it here in Durbyshire' they will probably punch you in the face, funny lot the Derbyshians. :D:squirrel:

Derby itself, the town, is about twenty miles from Nottingham where Robin Hood's Great, Great, Grandson Burt Hood still with his wife Joyce. Everyone know about Burt and Joyce in Nottinghamshire. If you want to outwit someone from the area tell them that their city was once called Snotingham. You would be right. :P
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+4 795. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video California City

I would have liked to have seen where the populated part started and the surrounding area.
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+3 796. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video What Happens If A Timer Turns To 10000 Hours!?

His timer is obviously faulty, he needs to take it back to the shop and repeat the experiment with a new one. :D
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0 797. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video Colin Furze does it again.

#2 Smoke free zone. <3
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0 798. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video German remote-controlled Goliath demolition tank of WW2

#2 That's all very well but if it had emissions do you think the Germans would have lied about them? :D
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+2 799. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video 2000 gaz bottles explodes in Southern France

#2 They were propelled into the air so must have been propane<3
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+3 800. Judge-Jake commented 220 days ago on video Impressive F-16 Touch and GO followed by 2 aileron roll's

Smooth operator ;)
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0 801. Judge-Jake commented 221 days ago on video Tornado!

#7 Maybe it was remote.
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+1 802. Judge-Jake commented 221 days ago on video Cool Crocodile

#6 And Tuesdays. <3
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+2 803. Judge-Jake commented 221 days ago on video Colin Furze does it again.

#1 Absolutely agree, try it at your friends home instead. :D
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-1 804. Judge-Jake commented 221 days ago on video German remote-controlled Goliath demolition tank of WW2

I wonder if the Germans lied about the emissions coming off this beauty lol. O:)
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+1 805. Judge-Jake commented 221 days ago on video Had to be done I guess.

A highly contested position to hold. >:)
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+1 806. Judge-Jake commented 221 days ago on video 2000 gaz bottles explodes in Southern France

When you have heard 1 Gaz bottle explode in southern France you have heard them all. 8-)
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-2 807. Judge-Jake commented 222 days ago on video Top Fuel Acceleration

#13 Thanks I still don't like it though
#14 Everyone understood but no one cares lol. O:)
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0 808. Judge-Jake commented 222 days ago on video Monstrous whirlpool eats everything

#16 If it keeps spinning eventually its where we will all live. :D
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0 809. Judge-Jake commented 222 days ago on video Top Fuel Acceleration

I know we all have volume controls but I am so sick of this style of music and I use the word music very loosely.
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+1 810. Judge-Jake commented 222 days ago on video Russian military helicopter asking a truck driver for directions

"Directions?" "Well to start with this is the ground, you should be in the air":S

Alternatively he was asking him if he had a Yorkie (just to confuse anyone who isn't from GB). ;)
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0 811. Judge-Jake commented 222 days ago on video An artist transforms balls of dirt into beautiful, shiny spheres like none you've seen.

Looking at his stock levels it doesn't appear to be for financial gain.
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+1 812. Judge-Jake commented 222 days ago on video Cool Crocodile

Now I'd like to see a little hat with a string under the chin and some lip stick. >:)
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-1 813. Judge-Jake commented 222 days ago on video Crazy amount of Sea lions on dock.

#9 Basically a duet:D
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-1 814. Judge-Jake commented 223 days ago on video Roadtrain

It's more like a road rocket each section is jettisoned just so the first one with the parachute gets the driver to his job at the bottom of a deep quarry. :D
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0 815. Judge-Jake commented 223 days ago on video Tornado!

Pity they didn't leave the window wipers going then again perhaps they blew off first.>:)
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+2 816. Judge-Jake commented 223 days ago on video Crazy amount of Sea lions on dock.

'Song'
Sea lions on the dock of a bay
waiting for the man to chase them away a hey
Sea lions on the dock of a bay a hey wasting time.
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0 817. Judge-Jake commented 223 days ago on video Recording fail

He ran and he ran and he's still running. :D
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+2 818. Judge-Jake commented 223 days ago on video If Moms Ate Like Their Kids

To be honest I couldn't tell if their kids were toddlers or teenagers. 8-)
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0 819. Judge-Jake commented 224 days ago on video The World Is Slowly Running Out Of Sand

Why don't they just take the sand from Shite beaches like Skegness or Bournmouth or Russia. 8-)
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+1 820. Judge-Jake commented 224 days ago on video Living with a buffalo

What an incredible creature and what a great relationship. If i was at all cynical I might mention the fact he is constantly reminded that if he misbehaves he might end up on the wall like his stuffed cousin. O:)
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0 821. Judge-Jake commented 224 days ago on video Magic liquid

#10 He's around, but someone painted him blue with this stuff and now you can only see him for a while when it rains. :D
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-1 822. Judge-Jake commented 224 days ago on video 1000 Hours in 12 Minutes - Making A Large Wheel Skeleton Clock

#3 Been there already, don't know why I was surprised that he is an Australian but I was, guess his ancestors were English. O:)
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-4 823. Judge-Jake commented 224 days ago on video Clint Eastwood Shootouts

#2 You seem to have a problem pal, I meant your one handed typing. :D
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0 824. Judge-Jake commented 225 days ago on video Clint Eastwood Shootouts

He must suffer from RSI of the right hand these days, just like foxy. :D
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+9 825. Judge-Jake commented 225 days ago on video 1000 Hours in 12 Minutes - Making A Large Wheel Skeleton Clock

Absolutely amazing what a skill to behold. This deserves the best video ever shown on Snotr award. Mesmerising. Well done CG. :)
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0 826. Judge-Jake commented 225 days ago on video Magic liquid

#8 It's blue that all you need to know. Just ask for it by name, people will understand. >:)
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-2 827. Judge-Jake commented 225 days ago on video The Zero F**ks Given RX7

Is he dead yet?
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+2 828. Judge-Jake commented 225 days ago on video Burger king- valentines adult meal

Now it's commonly known that like MacDonald's, Burger King pay minimum wage. So I think it's fair to say that the turnover of staff is going to be quite high. Whenever you have a high turnover of staff, there is always going to be a certain amount of disloyalty and lets face it some (not all) of the people that will be attracted to working at minimum wage, albeit temporarily, will in some cases be, those kind of people that, maybe had a bit of a reputation at school to, let's say not give a rats ass. My only hope is that just a few of those people switched the adult gifts over with some of the children's toys and allowing for obvious choking hazards, which lets face it might also have been a problem for the adults, especially if the egg whisk/spider catcher was used for tonsil stimulation. Moreover in the switch I wonder how many additional cases of toy car up the ass removal was logged at the local hospital Emergency rooms. :D
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+3 829. Judge-Jake commented 225 days ago on video This Little Boy Does NOT Want To Get Married

He thinks before he speaks the opposite is sadly the downfall of a lot of adults and all politicians. ;)
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-1 830. Judge-Jake commented 225 days ago on video Dog rescued from hot tar bath

It does beg the question who left a pool of hot tar open to the elements for a dog or possibly child to fall into in the first place? But I'm so glad he was rescued and made a full recovery. O:)
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-1 831. Judge-Jake commented 225 days ago on video Magic liquid

https://youtu.be/i_lzeHYNngE Here's a coming back blue song ;)
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-1 832. Judge-Jake commented 226 days ago on video Foreplay to a swing party

#13 Llwynog cloff ;)
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0 833. Judge-Jake commented 226 days ago on video How to Catch Moles Alive.

I don't believe this and I didn't believe it last time it was on. Although I did manage to creep up an a hole on my left arm the other day, I got it trapped under a finger then quickly stuck a plaster over it. I'm going to have another look later and see if it's asleep. 8-)
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+2 834. Judge-Jake commented 226 days ago on video Windy day in Russia!

I would have sat there all day :D
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+2 835. Judge-Jake commented 226 days ago on video Baby ducklings rescued by six-year-old girl in Orange County

#2 That's very cynical of you :D
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-1 836. Judge-Jake commented 227 days ago on video Foreplay to a swing party

#10 I know what to do with them now! After three or four days of solid love making, I take them into the field and teach them how to shoot foxes. :D:D:D;)
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+9 837. Judge-Jake commented 227 days ago on video Baby ducklings rescued by six-year-old girl in Orange County

I just hope it wasn't Mia's little sister that put those ducklings down that hole in the first place. :D
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+2 838. Judge-Jake commented 227 days ago on video Unbelievable private museum of old cars , guns , and memorabilia

#3 He built the Dragon motor cycle in the 60's that's where he made his money.

#5 That's a shame because you missed you missed some incredible gear.
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0 839. Judge-Jake commented 227 days ago on video Unbelievable private museum of old cars , guns , and memorabilia

He looks like Robert De Niro. When he was in one of his bedrooms I worked out that he had about two million dollars worth of Machine guns, very soon after that I stopped counting. That's what you call a collection. He right as well what has the the last thirty years got to show in terms of style. :|
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0 840. Judge-Jake commented 228 days ago on video Holocaust survivor interview 2017

Ok I must be having a slow blond moment here, but would someone please explain #4's comment? I'm seeing the hitler in the middle of the bastardised line from the lords prayer but I don't understand the point. Is it simply saying that the big guy or girl or monkey also gave us Hitler? :squirrel:
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+4 841. Judge-Jake commented 228 days ago on video A walk on the edge of Stetinden mountain cliffs

Vertigo city. :S............................................
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+1 842. Judge-Jake commented 228 days ago on video Bath Time

It's not swimming it's floating and that whirlpool effect is probably making him feel nauseous. Of course it must be a regular occurrence for an owl to have bath in the wild. 8-)
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+1 843. Judge-Jake commented 228 days ago on video Foreplay to a swing party

#6 Totally agree that when the day comes you shoot me first then I'll shoot you. However when we practise I'll shoot you first otherwise I'd be dead at the practice and therefore wouldn't gain the necessary skills to make a clean kill. After all I wouldn't want to miss your big fat head on the big day. :D<3

#7 Are you insane? are you suggesting that one day I'm going to wake up in the morning and look forward to sitting around a table with an old version of Foxy, Thunders, Beemi, (not Suxi) and another crowd of wrinkly old people and actually get excited about trying to keep a fecking balloon on a table armed only with a piece of pipe insulation. Well that might be for you Hulidoordon't but count me out. I'll be too busy chasing women, catching them, and then wondering what to do with them. >:)
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+5 844. Judge-Jake commented 229 days ago on video Foreplay to a swing party

#1 You're a fox someone will shoot you long before then :D I have to say, and it pains me to do so, believe me, but I do agree with you. :S
The thought of ending up sitting around a fecking table holding a knob shape (pipe insulation from dead Mary's room at a guess) with a load of other wrinklies trying to keep a couple of bollock shaped balloons on a table that we are going to be dribbling cake onto around 4 o'clock, is so depressing. So if you manage to avoid the farmer and your gun has two bullets, save one for me. :D
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-2 845. Judge-Jake commented 229 days ago on video 8-8-15 Massive Wet Microburst + Slow Mo Tucson, AZ

Do you think it said "Not for Broadcast" because it was quite boring? :S
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-4 846. Judge-Jake commented 229 days ago on video The Devil Went Down To Georgia White Trash Washing Machine Cover

As with some duo's the wrong one is on vocals. :D
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+1 847. Judge-Jake commented 229 days ago on video 109-Year-Old Veteran and His Secrets to Life Will Make You Smile

Mr Overton now needs 24 hour care but still lives at home. Care is costing $480 a day and his family do not have the money to pay so there is a crowd fund ongoing.
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0 848. Judge-Jake commented 229 days ago on video Corolla almost swipes pedestrian on sidewalk and then pays them off

#11 Well I've never tried one of your sandwiches, so I'll have to take your word for that. Just so long as they arn't those damm Yankee sandwiches you know the one's that are 17 inches thick, basically two pieces of bread with a cooked pig in the middle with an apple in his mouth. O:)<3
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-1 849. Judge-Jake commented 230 days ago on video The Four 4s - Numberphile (for the math nerds amongst us)

Three negs (lol at #8) You mathematicians are a very touchy lot lighten up it's boring get over yourselves. :D
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+2 850. Judge-Jake commented 230 days ago on video Baby talks to Dad on the Telephone

I'm fairly sure it's mandarin ;)
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+1 851. Judge-Jake commented 230 days ago on video Coffee spoon instrument

#5 He's Russian perhaps he's engaged to a bear. :(|)
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0 852. Judge-Jake commented 230 days ago on video Corolla almost swipes pedestrian on sidewalk and then pays them off

#6 Beemi you are neglecting to allow for the reasoning that my comments are always at and above a satisfactory level, but that you may not have the necessary delicate apparatus to evaluate them. :D

#7 Thunders you were funny once last week, I think it was Thursday. I Can't remember a time prior to that, but it's lovely to have you here as a trophy Snorarian, oh and you make very nice coffee, and the place has never looked so tidy<3
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+3 853. Judge-Jake commented 230 days ago on video Corolla almost swipes pedestrian on sidewalk and then pays them off

Or maybe it was his Mum giving him his bus fare. 8-)
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+1 854. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Turkish guy risks his life saving a trapped dog

#7 Ah Shucks you complimenter you <3
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+2 855. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Coffee spoon instrument

#2 Well thank you and I'm glad to have spread a little happiness your way. O:)
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-1 856. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Homemade pendulum rolling ball clock

I wonder if it's still ticking :|
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+4 857. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Huge Explosion In A Fabric In Spain | Explosion Factory Paterna España

What was that a flying car? Was that the last few seconds of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang BOOM!!!>:)
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+2 858. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video TWO CUTE DOGS HAVING A SHOWER!!!

Overall out of ten, I think these dogs, would rate this shower, about a one. :D The one on the left is thinking 'No I can still taste Foxy's poo' :S
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+2 859. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Man vs Bear Compilation

All off to shit in the woods............... even some of the bears.>:)
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+9 860. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Coffee spoon instrument

Now I need to find a coffee shop who supply spoons with holes in the handle. He needs to find a shop where they sell shampoo. 8-)
Now wait for the orchestral video version it's only a matter of time, may the force be with them. :(|)
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+1 861. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Killing a wheelbarrow

#10 Well funny though it was and it was, it was very irresponsible and rather dangerous. I do wonder when pranks like this are undertaken if the perpetrators think it through, beyond the 'wheelbarrow falls on someone's head and I spend nine years in prison for manslaughter part' These days with video camera's and YouTube (a dangerous duo if your job depends on it not being seen by the boss) the likelihood is that someone you know shouldn't get to see this, is going to see it and then how are you going to pay your mortgage/rent, feed your children?
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-1 862. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Judge Shows Mercy

#7 We Judges are like that, but don't cross us because we will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and park longer than one minute before the designated time. ;)
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+7 863. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Killing a wheelbarrow

If that hadn't gone off you could never, ever, ever, return to that wheelbarrow. :x

#1 It looked like a Terradactylwheelbarrowosaurus O:)
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0 864. Judge-Jake commented 231 days ago on video Turkish guy risks his life saving a trapped dog

#4#5 The only problem is that it will be shortened to Ug. Like when you call your child Nobby , Feckface or Twatski. >:)
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-3 865. Judge-Jake commented 232 days ago on video Rabbit vs Falcon

#8 I'm going with the theory that you put the '#3' in error and that you did actually think the video above had actually finished and you were surprised by it. :D
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0 866. Judge-Jake commented 232 days ago on video Transporting alpacas

I'm sure there is a law about transporting Alpacas in your car without seat-belts:D
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-2 867. Judge-Jake commented 232 days ago on video Judge Shows Mercy

I once had to go to court for a parking ticket,, I pleaded insanity. I said "Your Honor why would anyone in their right mind park in the overtaking lane". Then I asked the judge if he knew the time, when he told me I said "No further questions" The judge said "Do you promisie to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" I said "Yes you're ugly, you see that woman in the Jury I'd really like to sleep with her, would you like me to go on or are you going to ask me questions" :x
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+4 868. Judge-Jake commented 232 days ago on video Turkish guy risks his life saving a trapped dog

That dog will never forget that man and one day if that man finds himself trapped at the edge of a raging river, guess who will turn up with a ladder, dragging it along the road? Yes the fire-brigade, but who will have called the fire brigade? Okay the mans wife, but how will she have been alerted? Yes maybe she could hear him from the kitchen, but you can be sure of one thing, that Dog will be sitting in his basket in front of the fire with a bone remembering that man. <3
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-3 869. Judge-Jake commented 232 days ago on video Rabbit vs Falcon

#5 What ending? You mean when the video stopped before we knew how it ended, is that the ending you mean? :D
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0 870. Judge-Jake commented 233 days ago on video Death Garden

#9 It not like you to be funny Thunders, well done.O:)
#11 The only problem is, that is him now and he's 47 :D
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-2 871. Judge-Jake commented 233 days ago on video Half a forest falls on a bus

It's as if half that forest was just waiting for that bus, evil half a forest. Of course it does beg the question that if half a forest falls down in