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+9 1. Judge-Jake commented 20 hours ago on video Firecracker in toilet.

Yet another reason why you don't rent to students >:)
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+4 2. Judge-Jake commented 20 hours ago on video Vipava Valley-Vipavska dolina

Free groceries including wine, what is there not to like. Looking out of my window this morning it's as grey as a clay arsehole so it's nice to see sunshine green fields beautiful people and Arnold Schwarzenegger's brother just a few seconds from the end on the left. :D<3
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+3 3. Judge-Jake commented 1 day ago on video Kid In 350z Shows Off Too Much - CRASHES Into Fence!

#10 In my country when some youth is doing this kind of stuff we shout "Hey you Basturd bring back my car or we will track you down and kill you and all your family" O:)
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+2 4. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Drawing Heaven

She now lives on the gold coast of Australia and her paintings sell for up to $3000.000 :x
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+5 5. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video 10 Abnormally Large Animals That Really Exist

And the prize for the least interested narrator of all time goes to...
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+5 6. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Migrants in Sweden viciously attack CBS Camera Team

#8 Absolutely agree with you. The irony is that if we were stupid enough to move to some of the countries that these people come from and wanted to live our lives the way we do here, we would be imprisoned, publicly flogged or put to death. Imagine building a church in a totally Muslim country you would be stoned to death with the foundations.
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+17 7. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Migrants in Sweden viciously attack CBS Camera Team

Appalling behaviour from a group of thugs that were likely thugs in their own country and now think they can get away with it in Sweden. I would guess they were hiding their identities because they either had criminal records back home or they shouldn't be in Sweden. It's a real pity it was only a guy in a wheelchair that ran him over and not a guy in a Hummer. :(
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+1 8. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog

#8 What on earth gave the impression that I am an Aussi or a Kiwi? The Muntjac is also known as the barking deer. I did know the connection about the munts Vietnam & Kenny I was just checking if he really came from there he does tell a lot of porkies. ;) 8-):squirrel:
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+1 9. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video European Bike Stealing Championships 2015

#4 No No I'm talking total devastation to the thief not just a smelly bottom. >:)
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+1 10. Judge-Jake commented 3 days ago on video Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog

#6 Well Kentucky Fried Movie Guy funnily enough living just about a far away from Australia as it is possible to live, I haven't had the need to study the kangaroo nor it's little cousin the wallaby which we do have bouncing around wild in some parks of this country. My guess is that you probably don't know much about the Muntjac or Barking Deer which I have to dodge on a regular basis on my way to a fondle. >:)
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0 11. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Good reflexes

#6 You must be Irish? In England we have our swantickles removed at 11 months only partly to prevent them tingling. :|

That driver need to watch out because if there is a god (Questionable) he or she was definitely calling you in there. 8-)
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+2 12. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video European Bike Stealing Championships 2015

This is one area where we could learn something from isis, suicide exploding bikes when stolen. See every cloud and all that. >:)
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0 13. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Moth jamming bat's radar

Was that Kevin Costner narrating?

I use high frequency low level sonar blocking technology to prevent my neighbour receiving sky television he gets really mad. :D
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+6 14. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog

Now I can't condone marsupial abuse but it certainly did the trick. :D
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+3 15. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Vampire moths of Russia

#4 Yes but Dog moves in mysterious ways. >:)
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0 16. Judge-Jake commented 4 days ago on video Vampire moths of Russia

#2 just answered your PM
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-4 17. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Vampire moths of Russia

The Dracula moth what next? I wonder if these moths were around before Chernobyl. :S
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+1 18. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Stop a Douchebag SPB - Response to 'Stop a Douchebag'

#6 Well the first little thing is that Snotr is up for sale by auction, two days left to run have you got some money? 8-)
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+1 19. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video El Caminito del Rey

Holy shite not for me thank you. :x8-)
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+2 20. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Two year old miraculously saves twin brother

#8 One at a holiday home outside pointing at the sea I'm not a peeping JJ lol :D The other two are here at home pointing at my Swedish neighbours bedroom and sauna where I am peeping JJ :D Kidding ;)
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0 21. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video This Car Charger will SAVE YOUR LIFE!! (Really!)

#6 Shhhhsh you know who:D
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+2 22. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video It's very hard to earn money those days!

#5 Yes as Thunders tried so elegantly to say Feck off and take your anti gay comments with you. :(|)
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+5 23. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video This Car Charger will SAVE YOUR LIFE!! (Really!)

Of course if the company wanted to produce a real life saving device they could include an oxygen cylinder inside the unit and you could put it in your mouth and breath while releasing a flair that would burst out of the window with a surface to police station guided jet powered missile that would make it's way to the nearest police station or patrol car and get help...as it is Lazy:S
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+2 24. Judge-Jake commented 5 days ago on video Two year old miraculously saves twin brother

I think to say that he saved his life was a little strong, if the cabinet had been made forty years ago when they used wood maybe but chipboard and hardboard isn't that heavy hence the need to fix them to the wall these days and a wooden one wouldn't have fallen over anyway. Sure if the thing had caught him on one of it's edges he might have been injured but as it was naw. I thought it was interesting that when this was shown on the TV in the UK last week that they showed the cabinet falling and then immediately the older child pushing it off. They didn't show the child fiddling with the wire for a while or adding his own weight to the cabinet by climbing on top of it while his brother was being squished underneath. O:)

While on the subject of webcams wireless one's anyway my experience is that they are crap. I have three one at a holiday home that I own. If the wireless modem loses signal (which they do all the time) the camera looses all contact with the wifi and will only start working again when they are reset BY HAND! So if your fecking camera is several hundred miles away because you are using it as a security monitoring device on your smart phone and wifi goes off for a few seconds you are fecked. As I pointed out to the company I brought them off recently. :(:(O:)
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-1 25. Judge-Jake commented 6 days ago on video 10 Most Dangerous Jobs In The World

Anyone want to take a bet that Donald Trump won't make it to the end of his presidency?

Anyone want to take a bet that he doesn't actually make it to the Whitehouse?
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0 26. Judge-Jake commented 6 days ago on video Caught this Dog playing by himself

#13 Or a Hen...

It's kind of sad poor thing I wonder if it's owners were nearby or if it took a long lonely walk from the home where it's owner used to live before he died. :'(
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0 27. Judge-Jake commented 6 days ago on video Pyrotechnic market explosion

#7 No we all tried to help by using our jackets to try and put it out but unfortunately they were wax jackets and just made things worse. :D
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+3 28. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video 10 Common Nightmares Explained

#7 Then it was all worth while. :D

Last week I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep. :O
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+1 29. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video Pyrotechnic market explosion

#4 Absolutely and a little part of us would die with it. :(
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+2 30. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video Pyrotechnic market explosion

I remember when the candle shop burnt down, we all stood outside and sang happy birthday. >:)

On a serious note guys and gals and referring back to the potential sale of this wonderful site IN 4 DAYS TIME!! Can anyone throw any light on just what would be involved in taking over a site like this assuming the money was available to buy it. I mean in really REALLY simple terms what equipment would be needed how much knowledge would be required to keep it going at it's present rate. I mean is the whole thing going to be run from a single PC somewhere at the moment or is there more equipment/ hardware involved. I appreciate snotr is signed up to some online company who supply storage space and stuff but in absolute layman's terms what happens??? For example day one how does Snotr move from where it is now to say the UK for instance.. Any information would be much appreciated. JJ<3<3
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+2 31. Judge-Jake commented 7 days ago on video 10 Common Nightmares Explained

I once told my grandfather about a strange dream I once had and asked him what he thought it meant, he said it meant that I was asleep.

I once went to the video library and tried to rent that video about the 2nd world war when the Germans were trying to sink the American warships but they couldn't get their submarines to stay under the water because they had accidentally made them out of Styrofoam/Polystyrene. The guy said that isn't a film it's a dream you once had. I said how do you know. He said because you were here last week trying to rent the same film.

I once dreamed that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up, they were really mad, especially the Catholics.

I once dreamed that I was choking on an enormous marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone.
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+1 32. Judge-Jake commented 8 days ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away

Sorry my 'Not Me......' comment at 23 above was for #21

I have to say it's nice to see the support coming through here #22 and #24 both look promising. :)O:)

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-1 33. Judge-Jake commented 8 days ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away

#22 Not me.......................
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+2 34. Judge-Jake commented 8 days ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away

#7 I also know nothing about what would be necessary to save this site, I just feel we ought to look at the options as it's too good a place to let go. I don't know if admin realise what they have created here. I would be lost without my daily fixes on Snotr, I love the video's but most of all I love the people, the banter the occasional violence it's has it's own life this site. And I don't think we should let it go without a fight.

What would Admin need to change their minds about this? Come on admin we need to hear from you.. Clearly a meeting has taken place and reasons to sell have been voiced, what are those reasons, can we help? Is it costing you money as well as time or is it just time that you don't want to spend anymore running the site? How many people are going to benefit from the proceeds of the sale is it just Neik? do you all want out or are there any that want to stay? Would a smaller amount of money persuade you to keep going? Talk to us....................

#10 Time for those of us with contacts in higher places to get some info don't you think Thunders;)<3
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+3 35. Judge-Jake commented 8 days ago on video Opening a beer with a sheet of paper

Just in case anyone is not aware SNOTR the site/ business is up for sale I heard a figure of $40.000 £33.000 ish Not sure if that is accurate. Frightening times guys!! I'm not a great advocate of change as in my experience it isn't always for the better but then again I have experienced the NHS.

I was wondering if any of you out there fancied the idea of a community take over. I have absolutely no idea how to run a site but maybe it's doable. Obviously it would require a community divide of the purchase price and some information about running costs, It depends also on how much you love Snotr, but as share holders it might even be possible with... dare I say it the inclusion of some advertising to make us all millionaires, bear in mind before you pooh pooh the advertising thing that is what the new owners will do anyway whoever they are. £33k sounds a lot but it soon divides down with enough interest?????????????

Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?

JJ<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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+3 36. Judge-Jake commented 8 days ago on video Antares Rocket Explosion from 2 miles away

Just in case anyone is not aware SNOTR the site/ business is up for sale I heard a figure of $40.000 £33.000 ish Not sure if that is accurate. Frightening times guys!! I'm not a great advocate of change as in my experience it isn't always for the better but then again I have experienced the NHS.

I was wondering if any of you out there fancied the idea of a community take over. I have absolutely no idea how to run a site but maybe it's doable. Obviously it would require a community divide of the purchase price and some information about running costs, It depends also on how much you love Snotr, but as share holders it might even be possible with... dare I say it the inclusion of some advertising to make us all millionaires, bear in mind before you pooh pooh the advertising thing that is what the new owners will do anyway whoever they are. £33k sounds a lot but it soon divides down with enough interest?????????????

Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?

JJ<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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+1 37. Judge-Jake commented 8 days ago on video Driver leaves boat behind on Suburban Street

Could Admin explain to the community here A) The reason for selling..was it something we said? B) How much it is expected to sell for in $ and £ C) What would be involved in taking this over ie is the technology included in the sale and what knowledge would be needed to make it run? D) What are the monthly costs involved in running Snotr E) What else should we know?

I'll copy and paste these question to a newer video in case it gets missed. JJ
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+5 38. Judge-Jake commented 9 days ago on video Driver leaves boat behind on Suburban Street

Just in case anyone misses it below SNOTR is on the market for sale!! I think we should consider a community buy out? Opinions everybody??
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+3 39. Judge-Jake commented 9 days ago on video Baby Elephant Surprises Caretaker with a Hug

#5 This is terrible news Why????? Speaking for myself. :(:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:( Perhaps we should look into a community buy out? I'll pledge a grand.
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+4 40. Judge-Jake commented 9 days ago on video The sound of disturbed Silence

A big thank you to admin for allowing this upload. I was played this by one of my sons a few weeks ago and I have to say I was absolutely blown away. Never heard of the guy or the band before and listening to some of their other stuff it's not really my bag man, maybe thirty years ago but I like a quieter existence these days.

But OMD what a voice the power especially towards the end incredible. And it also shows what an amazing job Paul Simon did with the lyrics. I did do a little digging on Youtube and found quite an unpleasant video of him having a go at an audience member for texting during his performance which I didn't agree with. I was thinking maybe she was texting her recently deaf brother who was dying at home in his bed, details of the show, that's what I would have shouted back at him anyway even though I haven't got a brother. >:)
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+2 41. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video UP 844 Highball @ 75mph

Oh I really must watch this again...now where did I put my Anorak 8-)
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+11 42. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video 10 Ways You’re Secretly Tricked By Companies

T H E B A R S T A R D S We should all stop buying things and teach them a lesson>:)
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+1 43. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video What is snowkiting? This is snowkiting!

#16 Last I heard he was running from a pack of hungry hounds and a guy wearing white trousers and a red jacket with the horn. :D

#11#12 I'm 1959 and although I don't feel any older than when I was about 25, you must both admit that it sounds really old being born in the 50's. I think we have been incredibly lucky to be born and grow up in this period. Never before has there been such a transformation on this planet in technology music medicine, space exploration and general knowledge and never again will there be such a change. We've gone from basically nothing to walking around with Encyclopaedia Britannica in our pockets. Okay so the future is also going to be amazing (if some idiot doesn't blow us all up first) but what happens in the future it will be from where we are now, not from where we were in 1958/9.O:)<3
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+2 44. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video Boxing Kangaroo

#9 Really?.............
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+1 45. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video What is snowkiting? This is snowkiting!

July for me and I'm embarrassed now that I am the youngster in the Thunder-Scots-JJ trio as I'm only 57, I have so much to learn :D<3<3<3<3<3
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+4 46. Judge-Jake commented 10 days ago on video What would happen if you didn’t sleep?

I seriously think I was born to sleep, I can nod off pretty much anytime anyplace.......oops sorry... If I'm seriously stressed about something though it's the first thing to go and a couple of nights with disturbed sleep and I'm fecked! mood takes a tumble, apatite likewise along with concentration. I've learnt over the years to keep my stress levels at a manageable level, one can only do what one can do, I don't push it these days. Just so long as I can drive fast car's, fondle women, not work weekends and be my own boss I'm fine. O:)<3
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+6 47. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video What would happen if you didn’t sleep?

Sorry fell asleep during that, what did he say? :x
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+3 48. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video More Amazing robot animals

#1 Well it took until January the 9th but I finally got one on this year lol. :D
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+6 49. Judge-Jake commented 11 days ago on video Boxing Kangaroo

I absolutely disagree with bringing a wild animal onto TV with boxing gloves on!!

Having said the above I get the feeling that this couple had a row before the show and the guy found a way of taking out his frustrations on his wife... It's a little like hiring a hit kangaroo8-)
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+3 50. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Ukrainian 7 year old has talent

Is he going to be tested for illegal sweets? :D
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+3 51. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Thanksgiving survivors

#4 As all turkeys should be O:)
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+5 52. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video School car lines, this seems surreal for someone living outside the US.

I thought this was another gun security check point video:S
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+2 53. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video Cliff collapses at a beach in France

If a cliff falls down and no one is there to hear it does it make any sound?
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+1 54. Judge-Jake commented 12 days ago on video This is what is wrong with millennial generations

#13 Eleanor Roosevelt!! She dissed me so I blocked her :D
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+2 55. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video Have you ever seen an atom?

I don't believe in atoms therefore they don't exist.

I've never seen electricity so I don't pay for it. When the bill arrives I just write "Sorry I haven't seen any all month" and send it back. 8-)
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+2 56. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video Avatar-Style Manned Robot Takes First Steps In South Korea

It was a little short-sighted to use a test pilot without legs for this test, they had to drag him out for most of it. 8-)<3
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+2 57. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video Death of a wind turbine

He must have been really depressed bless him. O:)

I've never seen one rotate so fast they should set them all on fire. >:)
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+1 58. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video This is what is wrong with millennial generations

#7 Why would you tell so and so and then send them a text? Is this a short term memory so an so?

#10 Absolutely we do have some thoughtful conversation here don't we.

I was sitting at a table last night with among others two girls in their early twenties, cell phones on the table. Soon a conversation began about another girl who had removed one of them from a friendship group on twatter I think, feck me it went on and on and on and on and on and on about what to do about it apparently this girl had dissed 'fecking dissed I ask you' something that had been said by this other girl and she was BLOCKED 'fecking blocked I ask you' so she retaliated by the group removal. What was to be done OMFG LIFE IS TOO SHORT, IT's TOO SHORT. I left the table and did some suduku:x8-):squirrel:
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+5 59. Judge-Jake commented 13 days ago on video This is what is wrong with millennial generations

Not a single word there that I disagree with O:)
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+7 60. Judge-Jake commented 14 days ago on video Canada over Christmas ( apparently it gets a bit icy there )

With neighbours like that who needs the comedy channel :D
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+1 61. Judge-Jake commented 15 days ago on video Police brutality

#10 fecking cold there...
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+2 62. Judge-Jake commented 15 days ago on video Train Derails Right In Front Of Camera Man

Yes I don't think we need to look very far and wide to see who is responsible for this derailing allegedly and without prejudice. :S
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+1 63. Judge-Jake commented 15 days ago on video Repairing $30 000 Damaged GIANT Tire

#8 Don't want to worry you but you may be having a stroke!:O But then what you do in your own time is up to you. :D
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+3 65. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Repairing $30 000 Damaged GIANT Tire

"What's the damage mate"

"Let's See... Bit of this and that, some gum, quite a bit of gum actually, some stitching, bit a trimming some string stuff, labour...er... call it £20 $30 if you're a yanky"

"Of course you do know you won't be able to exceed 55mph on the motorway now and doubtful it will pass it's next mot, but we did our best, personally I'd have brought a new one":D
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+1 66. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Daredevil Gets Arrested for Climbing Skyscraper After Scaling Egypt Pyramid

#7 Oh no! Don't mention the ears, I mentioned them once but I think I got away with it. :P:S
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+3 67. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Police brutality

Definitely underequipped, only a matter of time before they bring out the yellow snowballs. :D
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+1 68. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Daredevil Gets Arrested for Climbing Skyscraper After Scaling Egypt Pyramid

#3 That's true up to a point, but! you are underestimating how hard I can poke and the length of my stick! 8-) Oh that sounds so wrong O:)<3
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+2 69. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Black friday

#10 Phew I hope you took the hoodie down with you. >:)
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+3 70. Judge-Jake commented 16 days ago on video Black friday

#3 What happened, are you unemployed now?<3
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+6 71. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video Daredevil Gets Arrested for Climbing Skyscraper After Scaling Egypt Pyramid

I wouldn't arrest him I'd just poke him off with a stick >:)
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+2 72. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video This is how pole dancing was invented.

This looks like a party at the Burmese version of the 70's TV series 'Land of The Giants' where the giant granny tried to stab one of them with her knitting needle through the top of a giant shoe box. 8-).... "Nurse I'm having those thoughts again bring the medication"....:S
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+1 73. Judge-Jake commented 17 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

#14 Oh :x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x<3
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+2 74. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

#11 Doesn't sound like any Starbucks I've ever been in, but it has been a while. :D
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+3 75. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video SALTO - Berkeley's leaping robot

So basically they have reinvented the frog, give it a couple of years and the French will be serving Salto's in restaurants with a little salt and seasoning :D:squirrel:
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+3 76. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Yule not getaway

Special concessions you see. O:)
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+1 77. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Skittles Sorting Machine

#10 I wonder if it sorts ears? ;)
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+3 78. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video Elephant Family guarding Baby Elephant crossing busy road

#3 Well if you need a reason I'm happy to be it;) Perhaps you would stick up for me next time they threaten to throw me out lolO:)

#7 You seem a very unhappy person, what happened abusive childhood? untreated HD-ADHD? Have you tried counselling, they can do wonders these days along with some short term medication you could be on the road to recovery in no time. O:) L&P

#12 Yes you are right, it is dragging. :D

Admin:- Could be also have a throwing up Emoji for when Thunders is talking to Foxy. O:)
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+1 79. Judge-Jake commented 18 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

#9 How do you take it? (please don't say "Usually through the mouth and down the throat) I mean Latte, flat white, espresso, Americano, instant? :)<3
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+1 80. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video Happy New Year Snotr!!!

#5 Well I do hope so lol <3

Also while I'm complaining (Think it's going to be one of those years) What's with the Big colourful emoji's it's about time we had a few more to play with admin!! Come on, call it a belated Christmas present. How about some horizontal and vertical bricks so we could build things and some more means of insulting each other perhaps a shotgun pointing at a fox that would be handy and a face about to be sick for the high rise video's and one depicting boredom for when ten video's in a row have been played by.... (Well I'm not mentioning names) Oh and a nice Hen maybe some weather Sunshine, rain, thundersnow (what ever that is) and some little legs going in both directions L&P JJ
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+2 81. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video Dare Devils Make Way to the Top of Central Park South High Rise Under Construction!

#3 There are bound to be bit's between the paving stones I think they call it dna identification. You have to use a screwdriver to get it out. :S

The cracks between the paving stones
like river's of flowing veins
Strange people who know me
behind every window pane
The girl I used to love
Lives in this yellow house
yesterday she passed me by
She doesn't wanna know me now
WoooooW
Can you see the real me, can you can you.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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+1 82. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

#5 Not Starbucks I prefer a proper coffee at a proper coffee shop. <3
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+9 83. Judge-Jake commented 19 days ago on video Happy New Year Snotr!!!

Happy New year to you all. Thought I would get the first complaint in for 2017 great video but would like to see a female version, ring those little bells. <3 Love and Peace Everyone, L&PO:):D JJ
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+1 84. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

#3 Just going out for an afternoon coffee, Happy New Year. <3

Dead became the big sleep
Gay became homosexual
Pooh became a bear
Screwed became ripped off
Christmas became ripped off
H20 became water
Dog became an ugly woman
Moose became an ugly woman
pig became a police man
MPH became KMPH
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+4 85. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video George Carlin on Soft Language

Oh you big softy. :P

Dead became the big sleep
Gay became homosexual
Pooh became a bear
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+4 86. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video The REAL Lord of the Ring - Mesmerizing Street Performer! Taiwan

Why is it whenever I see people doing this all I can think about is why don't they crunch their knuckles ever.

My vision of utopia is when everyone in the world carries one of these and rolls around in the streets and parks. Sitting outside a street café with a whole bunch of these leaning against the wall. O:)
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+13 87. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Dare Devils Make Way to the Top of Central Park South High Rise Under Construction!

More idiots waiting to be scraped off a pavement :S
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+8 88. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Elephant Family guarding Baby Elephant crossing busy road

China stop licking your lips!.:(
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+4 89. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Brave Chipmonks!

Isn't it amazing that just because these little critters have stripy little bodies and long busy tails we try and get close with our camera's and say they are cute, yet if they had plain brown bodies and no fur on their tails we would shout RAT and run away. It's a bit Ratish if you think about it.8-)

#3 Perhaps it's time you switched to one of those plastic cups with the little lid and mouthpiece and stopped using technology, maybe audio books would be safer. :D
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+2 90. Judge-Jake commented 20 days ago on video Fails of the month - November 2016

Have you noticed how the fails are becoming a little samey :O
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+1 91. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Flight of the Bumble Bee xylophone

I had a friend who tried to play Flight of the Bumble Bee on a Tuba, he blew his liver out through the horn. 8-)
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+1 92. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video How to make a funny video, even funnier!

#7 You are not allowed to say Black out it's not politically correct. He fainted Okay!:x
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+2 93. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video New way of fishing

Imagine the irony if the vehicle was full of Pescatarians >:)
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+3 94. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Earthquakes of the First 15 Years of the 21st Century

This is what happens when you live on a faulty planet. 8-)
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+1 95. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Painful fails

#5 Not to mention a good telling off from Dad..... fiveruple fail
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+5 96. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video The worst first date ever

#2 Not exactly the same, probably more alcohol lol :D
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+3 97. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Mirror prank

Last week I was in a forest and a tree fell down behind me and I didn't hear it. 8-)
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+5 98. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video Banned Beer commercial "Bud light ~ Clothing drive"

Yes well done Sarah:D
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+1 99. Judge-Jake commented 21 days ago on video The worst first date ever

Most of my first dates were like that 8-)
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+1 100. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video Elderly Woman Waves at Students Every Day. Then She Got a HUGE Surprise.

#5 No it would come from the finger, still a part of the body and in addition she wouldn't have to waste a morning's kitting getting invited to the college.>:)
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+1 101. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video How to make a funny video, even funnier!

I'm only guessing but did he keep passing out. >:)
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+1 102. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Argument Clinic" Quote-A-Long

#2 You are a few years under on the age guess, not too many but a few. I'm also fairly sure I've answered the other questions:- I drive fast cars, fondle women, but I am my own boss and I have weekends off :D;)<3
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0 103. Judge-Jake commented 22 days ago on video Elephant Falls Asleep After Lullaby

#7 You madam are what is commonly known in the trade as a fecking idiot. I can only hope that 2017 becomes the year that people start farming Snotcrowdisgay's. It's a double monkey and an odd one for you. ::(|):(|)
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+11 104. Judge-Jake commented 23 days ago on video Elephant Falls Asleep After Lullaby

I will never understand how anyone could harm one of these wonderful creatures and I would like to wish a New Year Pox to any one who does. While I'm on the subject I would also like to wish plague to anyone who deals in Rhino horn 'That will mainly be you China you fecking idiots' Take an Aspirin, eat more fruit, Viagra if you need it, but stop having these wonderful creatures murdered. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
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+1 105. Judge-Jake commented 23 days ago on video Charity match Rugby pitch invasion !

Little fecker! Yes still have some Christmas spirit left mostly white wine, why does everyone buy you white wine I drink Red for feck sake.:D
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+1 106. Judge-Jake commented 23 days ago on video Baby Sloth Can't Stop Yawning!!!

Now that's what I call a dog. I'd gladly hand back all my Christmas presents for a baby sloth. I wonder if they make good pets probably some law against keeping them though. I lub him the whickle fing. :)
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0 107. Judge-Jake commented 23 days ago on video Elderly Woman Waves at Students Every Day. Then She Got a HUGE Surprise.

She needs one of those pretend arms like the queen uses when she's in her car so she can carry on knitting. :D Wouldn't it be fun just for one day maybe Halloween if she gave them the fingerO:)O:)
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+7 108. Judge-Jake commented 23 days ago on video Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Argument Clinic" Quote-A-Long

Always good to watch again. I totally grew up with Monty Python and the argument sketch is one of my favourites and it's only forty odd years old. Nod nod wink wink know what I mean, say NO MORE! ;)
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0 109. Judge-Jake commented 23 days ago on video U.S. Immigration is easy.

#2 Yeah then the cancer finally got him 8-)
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+1 110. Judge-Jake commented 23 days ago on video Deer convention

#6 I Doe ;)
#7 I do but my parallel needs a bit of work :D
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+3 111. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Deer convention

Santa's pit stop. :D

or

It's just a very deer road to live on :S
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+2 112. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Who are Messi and Ronaldo?

Doing that in the middle of the road wow those guys have balls :D
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+3 113. Judge-Jake commented 24 days ago on video Wait for it!

I've never seen a hoover junior overtake a motorbike before. I had a Lambretta J20 back in the day, don't remember it going that fast, sounded like it should but no.:x
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0 114. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Truck Commercial - FUNNY GIRLS

Oh for goodness sake everyone take a chill pill for feck sake you are giving me a headache. :(
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+1 115. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Germany. Interesting Facts about Germany

#2 I'm thinking you need to open the door, walk out, and come back in again. It's not gone too well so far has it.:D
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+1 116. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video Merry Christmas Snotr!

Yeah Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year to you all from JJ. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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0 117. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video What a great art to cut hair and create a unique hairstyle.... Amazing Person...!

Well he didn't learn this at Barber collage he must be a frustrated sculptor and his brother a tinnitus medic short of business. Imagine his first customer "Okay make yourself comfortable I want to try something" "What the feck are you mad" :D
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+6 118. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video People Who Laughed at Trump and said he would never be President Donald Trump Funny Compilation

I guess history will record the future a coming, good or bad. Lets just hope that President Trump doesn't have the last laugh on his own. 8-)
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+4 119. Judge-Jake commented 25 days ago on video A simple song

Part musical instrument, part instrument of medieval torture and natural enemy of the fingernail. >:)
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0 120. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Germany. Interesting Facts about Germany

Don't mention the war. I just did but I think I got away with it.

Don't like the no smiling thing

Do like the Sunday closing thing takes me back to England about thirty years ago. That was a black day when everyday became like every other.

Do like the no religion thing

Don't like the neo Nazi thing that they didn't mention.
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+1 121. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Warde

I'd like to see them swoop down and swallow Children and pigeons. :D
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+1 122. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Moving heavy rocks with simple tools

#3 Yes thanks for that Thunders it arrived just in time<3

#2 Looking forward to Boxing day now lol:D
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+2 123. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Awesome dog vs Walrus

Amongst my pack is a Chihuahua and he would have done exactly the same thing the only difference is that he would probably have dragged one of them home to sleep on. 8-) They are sea lions not Walruses.;)
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+5 124. Judge-Jake commented 27 days ago on video Moving heavy rocks with simple tools

Just wanted to wish you all a very happy Christmas and a happy new year. Obviously due to the time difference most of you are not yet enjoying Christmas day as we in the England are. Just about to sit down for our Turkey and trimmings the present opening went as well as can be expected Aftershave and socks again lol. Happy Christmas everyone. xxxxx <3<3<3<3<3<3
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+3 125. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video Robin Williams Guest Role On Friends

Both dead except Billy Crystal :O
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-3 127. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video Volvo Trucks – The Flying Passenger (Live Test)

Number 11 8-)
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+1 128. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video When you get bored in the lab

#3 That's absolutely correct Thunders <3
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+1 129. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video Angry wasps appear after explosion

#10 Now that's my kind of an explanation......................You barsteward why did you steal my kind of an explanation:D
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-7 130. Judge-Jake commented 30 days ago on video When you get bored in the lab

As much as I like Thunders!! Come on SNOTR nine in a row. I'm sure others have submitted video's this is bordering on lazy again!

Regarding the video this one is rather crappy, I mean the pretending to walk down stairs gag has been seen a million times I don't get why this was submitted in the first place, Thunders??
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+1 131. Judge-Jake commented 31 days ago on video Meanwhile in Bangladesh

#10 All depends on your rate per brick<3

Now would you take this job? It's a one month contract after which nobody would ever employ you again due to the nature of the work, but nobody or thing would be harmed in anyway, but remember you would be unable to work again ok... Here's the deal... Day one you work for seventeen hours and get paid just one dime, Day two you work for seventeen hours and get paid just two dimes, Day three you work for seventeen hours and get paid just four dimes. You continue to work seventeen hours a day for the rest of the month but your wage only continues to increase at that rate providing you work for seventeen hours, if you work any less time your wage is halved for the whole week? Do you take the job???<3
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+2 132. Judge-Jake commented 31 days ago on video Bike balancing 200m high up - Fabio Wibmer

I have another theory (see my theory at the end of the crazy guy on the roof video previous) My new theory for this video is that he get's his front wheel on the top of the railing which you see, then he quickly jumps off his bike and walks along by the side of his bike pushing it along the railing having tied one of his trainers onto the peddle for the first corner shot. Watch it again it's a possibility, that's how I'd do it anyway as I'm not stupid:D ;)<3
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+2 133. Judge-Jake commented 31 days ago on video At the TOP of Toronto.Canada

I have a theory, he's just been diagnosed with an aggressive form of brain cancer and his Doctor has just given him 30 minutes to live, oh and he hasn't got a girlfriend. 8-)
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+1 134. Judge-Jake commented 31 days ago on video Meanwhile in Bangladesh

Obviously paid by the brick:|
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+3 135. Judge-Jake commented 31 days ago on video At the TOP of Toronto.Canada

I cannot imagine having the courage, stupidity or confidence in one's own control to do this. You wouldn't get me up there to start with. 8-)
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+1 136. Judge-Jake commented 31 days ago on video Crossing A River in Somaliland

#4 Thunders I have to ask you this but in America do they not say (after saying something that rhymes) "I'm a poet and didn't know it"? I kind of assumed that this popular saying in UK had travelled across the pond at some point. 8-)
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+3 137. Judge-Jake commented 31 days ago on video Magic Clay. A Clay animation by Guldies

#3#4 I'm not an expert you understand but if were guessing I'd say they took it out. :S
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+4 138. Judge-Jake commented 32 days ago on video Crossing A River in Somaliland

Three in a row its the Thundersnow show. I'm a poet and didn't know I was one. :D

#2 Because their cars are in the queue waiting to cross perhaps;)
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+3 139. Judge-Jake commented 32 days ago on video Magic Clay. A Clay animation by Guldies

I could do that...well the last thirty seconds anyway...:D Great animation.:)
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-1 140. Judge-Jake commented 32 days ago on video MultiGP Nationals Track

Reminds me of Eagle flight over Paris on the Xbox VR only the views are crap here. :P
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+1 141. Judge-Jake commented 32 days ago on video Meanwhile in Russian Gas Station

#9 I just thought the music was a bit computer game-ish and you like it but can't find it and are asking other people to find it and computer games have been aground for over thirty years now and as such often turn up in garage sales and car boot sales and people who go to car boots and garage sales tend to browse a lot and end up buying things they don't really need and it becomes a habit and they go week after week after week and pretty soon there houses become cluttered and of course they might need the things they have brought (even though they won't) and they become hoarders...that's all. O:)
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0 142. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video Meanwhile in Russian Gas Station

#6 Just curious?.... You sure? ;)
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0 143. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.

#14 Sounds like a nice arrangement. I don't speak any German, English gets me into enough trouble, I'd probably end up starting another war. shame about the hat I've always fancied a Panama. <3
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0 144. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video Honey bees attack the fishing spider.

#6 How do you know that this was staged?
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+2 145. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video Meanwhile in Russian Gas Station

#3 Quick question Thunders. Would you describe yourself as one of life's hoarders or a minimalist, just curious.

He basically either a lazy barsteward, wasn't driving or it was staged for the camera. 8-)
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0 146. Judge-Jake commented 33 days ago on video Yuja Wang going off the rails with Mozart

#21 You won't be able to play a duet with her, there won't be enough room for you, her and your ears on the piano stool. :D

#17 Proof if it was needed that it's quantity not quality as I suspected lol. Just keep bang in them out. :S
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+3 148. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Yuja Wang going off the rails with Mozart

Incredible pair of legs outstanding bravo! >:)
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-2 149. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Who needs electricity?

#7 Bikes and Roller skates generally don't go twenty or more feet into the air at what looked like 20-30mph attached to a track made by an old man in his shed. The fact that there have been some terrible accidents in the UK such as Alton Towers despite health and safety regulations (The latest turned out to be operator error) should make you realise how dangerous some of these rides can be even when they are made to high standards. I don't believe in wrapping children up in cotton wool either, but as I'm sure you know some countries (and I suspect this is one of them) don't have very high standards when it comes to looking after their citizens, records aren't kept when things go wrong and whereas over here where it makes a big news story and close scrutiny is undertaken to prevent repeats of accidents, this is often not the case overseas. I guess we make our own judgments for our Children, mine would be different to yours. <3
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-2 150. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Who needs electricity?

#3 Not if it's only open in the daytime and it's a barbecue restaurant.

#4 Would you honesty be happy for your children or grandchildren to ride on this without a health and safety check?? They are there for a reason to protect you and your family. Sometimes H&S can go too far but not when it comes down to fairground rides sorry.

If have to say I wouldn't have let any of my children ride on some of those rides, where is the health and safety? No diagrams, no strength testing, probably no maintenance program. It's an accident waiting to happen sorry! :(
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0 151. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Honey bees attack the fishing spider.

That's gotta sting and I agree with #2 what is a fish eating spider doing around bees unless the bees were collecting pollen from fish roses 8-)
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+3 153. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Huge rocks come loose as cliff jumper leaps from 92 Feet! (Azure Window - GoT location)

You see to me I see the destruction of a beautiful landmark. But as long as this guy enjoyed himself :(

#2 Why would you want the whole thing to fall down? Then it is gone forever!
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-5 154. Judge-Jake commented 34 days ago on video Liquid nitrogen in huge balloon

#5 And I downvoted you too.:(|):(|):(|):(|):(|):(|)::(|)
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-9 155. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Liquid nitrogen in huge balloon

#3 You are indeed free to express your opinions dear little tAtor chops and I am free to not give a rats ass. And you do mind the downvotes they really upset you. :'(
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+1 156. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.

#11 That's really nice is that the German connection? I don't know anything about Sizzlik. Do I need to buy a hat? O:)
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0 157. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Cute Dalmatian

#6 Ah you poor thing. Wrong time of year though because a Puppy is for life not just for Christmas. :squirrel: Get a squirrel, you can let them go on boxing day and nobody will mind. ;).....:squirrel:................:squirrel:............................................................................................................................................................................................................................:squirrel: The only problem with Snotr Squirrels is that they run backwards.
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-2 158. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Make a whistle out of .... THE AMERICAN WAY

#1 The answer is not blowing in the wind it is very clearly explained in my comments on the 'CHRISTMAS HACKS' video about four video's down......... It would appear that Snotr are conducting their own social experiment on you lol......You are welcome too x :D
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-1 159. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Liquid nitrogen in huge balloon

#1 Well its lucky then that I don't give a rats ass what you think and your opinion doesn't really matter. Just watch the video's or don't watch the video's and move along. :(|) Also I've just given you a negative which was vote number 5 which in my calculations as you are only on +1 at this point means several other people disagree with you also, the exception will be your mate Foxy:P
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-1 160. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Crackle balls

#1 Accidentally it appears that I am lol. <3
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-2 161. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Christmas hacks

#17 I think you'll find that you are dead and therefore your comments are of no interest :D
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-2 162. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Christmas hacks

One dead Fox, Austin and a Scotsman that's what I call a result lol >:)

Lets hope they have updated their wills with the funeral arrangements as requested :D

Now I have to make a confession which I am not proud of but I've proved a point:- Under the title of this video are the letters DEW I'm surprised nobody has seen it or commented on it. If you look back through several of my recent submissions you will see the same DEW and a DEL on one. On the day a few weeks ago when ten video's were shown in a row from Burimi and I commented as to why? and got no answer, then I became a Monk if you remember (I think Snotr where moving bedroom) as a social experiment I went to one page on Youtube and submitted ten video's in a row randomly without actually looking at them. DEW stands for Didn't Even Watch and DEL stands for Didn't Even Listen. I was curious as to what would happen and this video (which I agree is pretty lame and has sadly caused the death's of three members, two of which I will miss) is the icing on the stolen log. Make of this result what you will. O:)

Happy Christmas and a Merry New year to you all. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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+1 163. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video The art of candy self defense

#8#9 That's about the same as the UK at the moment(i)
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+1 164. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Planting machine

#6 You miserable old bugger lol. :D
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+2 165. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video XXL Eagle

#5 Somehow I think if this was the Eagle there would still be a goat attached to it. :*
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+1 166. Judge-Jake commented 35 days ago on video Cute Dalmatian

#3 Sorry...<3
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+1 167. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.

#9 Who? No!<3
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+2 168. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Planting machine

When you are charging £50 for a decent tree you have to plant them quick and no wonder you can afford a planting machine like this. ;)

#1 I'll take a look now<3
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+3 169. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video XXL Eagle

Roughly translated they are saying. "I know you are fond of him but table 6 has ordered Eagle and that's that." 8-)
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+3 170. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video The art of candy self defense

Can you just imagine the journey home in the car after the five minute silence.

"Okay tell me again from the beginning, just so I've got this clear in my head. We planned this robbery with precision timing. Remember all those diagrams I drew, all those rehearsals ?"

"Yeah I remember"
"Okay so we pull up outside"
"Yeah"
"You get out"
"Yeah I did"
"With a machete right, you did have the machete didn't you"
"Yeah I did have the machete"
"The shop assistant see's you get out of the car and move's to the left"
"Well he moved to the right actually"
"Your left"
"Oh yeah he moved to my left, his right"
"Okay he moved to his right, your left"
"Yeah"
"THEN (clears his throat)"
"Look just don't!"
"THEN he starts throwing SWEETS at you"
"look I panicked"
"And you still had the machete right?"
"I know how it looks"
"You know how it fecking looks, you do know this is going to be on Snotr don't you"
"Look I'm sorry okay"
"You my friend are a TWONK"
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+7 171. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Cute Dalmatian

This video leaves me a little torn. On one hand thats a really really really cute wickle puppy wuppy Dalmation, but on the other paw did they really have to make a blanket out of the mother. >:)
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+1 172. Judge-Jake commented 36 days ago on video Liquid litrogen

#5 I told you before I race cars, play tennis and fondle women BUT! I have weekends off and I am my own boss. Yes it should ;)
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+2 173. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Singing Road Route 66 Tijeras NM

#5 And I thought you weren't below average intelligence Captain Kirk liquorish. With a bit of tweaking of the bumps it would play something nice and hip when traveling at the correct speed and the Birdy song if you sped up >:) I predict by the way that on the 14th of December 2016 there will be another video about this road on Snotr......:|
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+3 174. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Tokyo subway

Hence the saying 'He's about as popular as a fart on the Tokyo subway' :D>:)
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+1 175. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Pencil fire?

#6 Well that goes without saying if any of us happen to be passing I'm sure we would stop and light your pencil for you. <3
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+1 176. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.

#7 Maybe but I was thinking about sudden unforeseen situations. It would seem that we are all over the planet USA, Germany, Bulgaria, UK etc etc etc. Have you ever met anyone from Snotr in person?
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+2 177. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Meet 'the tallest cow in the world' weighing in at 164st and standing at 6ft 4inches tall Mirror

#16 Sounds like a bunny boiler to me. >:)
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+2 178. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Pain why we have it and how we kill it.

#2 Well at least I'm working backwards, otherwise it would be reincarnation next or as it's known scientifically 'permanent nothing'.
#2 Nothing to worry about. Although I didn't get much reaction to my funeral club idea?? I don't think many people read the note I typed under the video on the 'what to do with a body after death video' :)
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+3 179. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Liquid litrogen

I've used it for storing skin biopsies, always felt like being at a pink Floyd concert when opening the lid of the storage tank. Not that you would generally, but should you ever find yourselves having to carry a container of this stuff around a hospital never ever ever take the lift (elevator) because (and this happened) should you accidentally knock the thing over and you were really unlucky and the lid came off the Liquid nitrogen would quickly replace the oxygen in the lift and you could die. 3 litres spilled brings the oxygen level down to 16% 8-)
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+3 180. Judge-Jake commented 37 days ago on video Pencil fire?

#1 So important when backpacking alone to pack the Vaseline. :D
#2 If you are out in bear country and you have your lighter chances are you are a smoker, so better to forget the fire, let the bear eat you, much quicker than a slow lingering death through lung cancer. ;)
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+2 181. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Meet 'the tallest cow in the world' weighing in at 164st and standing at 6ft 4inches tall Mirror

What about Naomi Campbell? :D oh no no no no that's not necessarily going to go down well:S
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+3 182. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Narrow margins

Imagine if he meets someone coming the other way..."There ain't no fecking way I'm putting this baby into reverse". However much they get paid it ain't enough. 8-)
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+1 183. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video Eagle vs Goat

I'm thinking the eagle couldn't actually let go or I think it would have released quite a bit earlier. :|
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+1 184. Judge-Jake commented 38 days ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.

#2 Okay but what do you think about the funeral club idea?
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0 185. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video A Guide to Worrying

#2 That's called drowning:S
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0 186. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video Dog sneezes

#1 If he holds completely still afterwards he might be developing Rugamortis. >:) or if his little paws ache he might have Carpet tunnel O:)<3
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+2 187. Judge-Jake commented 39 days ago on video What to do with your body when it's dead.

Hey guys just got back from my Holinobs please read the info with this video and let me know what you think? O:)
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+6 188. Judge-Jake commented 41 days ago on video MUTANTS!

#1 Totally agree
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+4 189. Judge-Jake commented 43 days ago on video Little BIG

Amongst my menagerie is a Chihuahua and he is absolutely fearless, quick as lightening too. It doesn't matter how big the dog is that he comes across (and lion cubs for that matter) he always dominates and they always back down. It's the old size of the fight in the dog quote again. :squirrel:
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+1 190. Judge-Jake commented 43 days ago on video Animal Attack

Makes you glad you aren't an animal. I'd be a really shite predator 8-)
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+2 191. Judge-Jake commented 45 days ago on video The new Rubik's Cube world record is ridiculously fast

#4 Yes they do.
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0 192. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video This man's words will change your thoughts on homeless people

#10

My words Most people are only a couple of wage packets away from being the guy in the video.

Your words The difference with the guy in the video is, he doesn't have any wage packets.

My Words At no point in this gentleman's comments did he say that he had always been homeless in fact he did say that he was down on his luck which would suggest that at some point he was not homeless probably had a job a home and a wage packet so my comment remains and yours is inaccurate.

Your Words In contrast to your rather terse and simplistic Daily Mail style headline statement, my comments offered an insight into the possible reasons for the sad plight in which an uncomfortably large number of people find themselves

My new words I don't think anyone on Snotr needs it spelling out how someone can end up in this situation. Once again you are creating an argument with me for no reason. (i)







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+11 193. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video The new Rubik's Cube world record is ridiculously fast

All the Rubik cube record video's look exactly the same what's the point:x
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+6 194. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video German is a beautiful language

I think the English shouting lady was Irish the northern side of which is English with aggression. I think this is a stupid video, get everyone to shout Butterfly and the German to whisper it,:S
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+6 195. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video Making 24K Gold

Yes get your workers to work for peanuts and don't worry that they will become insane with inhaling mercury and have lung disease just as long as you get a few hundred pounds of Gold at the end of the day. 8-)
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+4 196. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video The psychology behind the most recognizable sounds in the world

Fascinating stuff. 8-)
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+2 197. Judge-Jake commented 46 days ago on video This man's words will change your thoughts on homeless people

#8 You did fine, I understand what you are saying.

#6 At no point in this gentleman's comments did he say that he had always been homeless in fact he did say that he was down on his luck which would suggest that at some point he was not homeless probably had a job a home and a wage packet so my comment remains and yours is inaccurate.
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+5 198. Judge-Jake commented 47 days ago on video Teller performs his mind-boggling "shadows" trick

We all need to be kind to Thunders today. I just found out she was having an argument with someone on one of the video's. The problem was it was the 'Old video of the day' about the friendly deer and the person she was responding to had left their comment 4 years earlier lol :D
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+3 199. Judge-Jake commented 47 days ago on video Can you figure out how to fit the square inside the bag?

I had every tool out of my tool shed and after I had put them all back there was only one tool left in the room. O:)
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+4 200. Judge-Jake commented 47 days ago on video This man's words will change your thoughts on homeless people

Most people are only a couple of wage packets away from being the guy in the video. :|
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+1 201. Judge-Jake commented 47 days ago on video Friendly Deer.

#10 Thunders his comment was from 4 years ago I think he might have gone by now:D
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+2 202. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video Best of Luck with the Wall

You have to think outside the wall so to speak. Forget 'building' a WALL think 'FORCEFIELD' this is 2016 not ancient China. 8-)
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+3 203. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video Ultimate Guitar Fails Compilation

I can never understand how people can abuse their guitars like this. As a guitarist myself I could never throw mine around like that. You wouldn't see an acoustic guitarist throws their Martin or Taylor around like this. :'(
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+1 204. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video 'Land of the Strays' Territorio de Zaguates - Costa Rica

#13 Anytime :).....................
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-3 205. Judge-Jake commented 48 days ago on video Guitar Solo in NASA Space Chamber

My kef 104ab's still sound better :)
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+1 206. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video Chris Rock on Black people

#7 The only one on this debate who is looking like a fool is you Bucko!

I'm a little confused as to what you are suggesting? If you are saying that the only people in society that I and everyone else should be worried about are Black then not only is that a really stupid observation it is also inaccurate and very racist. Take a look at some of the members of the Nation Front (maybe you are a member?) take a look at some of the idiots that support certain football teams take a look at gang members (The none black ones). I repeat just for your benefit that I would be as worried about having any of those behind me at a cashpoint at 3am. ::(|)
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+7 207. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video Ravers 'dancing'.

That is funny :D
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+2 208. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video Chris Rock on Black people

#1 I'm not getting into that debate I'm sure someone else will though.

This sketch has been around for some time now and I have to say it's absolutely brilliant. Of course it works just the same for any nationality black while yellow green 'Green!!? okay maybe not green but wherever there is a side of society that will rob you, stab you, sell drugs etc this can be applied. I'm not scared of standing outside a cashpoint at 2am with a bank manager behind me in the queue it's the group of skinheads with hate tattooed on this foreheads that worry me. 8-)
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+1 209. Judge-Jake commented 49 days ago on video 'Land of the Strays' Territorio de Zaguates - Costa Rica

#9 Can't understand why you got a neg for that comment? Anyway you are back on zero again. Funnily enough I also had to take one of my dogs to the vet yesterday 3rd visit also was put on Steroids and antibiotics seems to have works on this occasion. Thought she had had a stroke (the none nice kind) she's 13yrs. Seems fine now. <3
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+2 210. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video 'Land of the Strays' Territorio de Zaguates - Costa Rica

A very rare sight to see so many dogs running free wonderful sight these strays have a better life than most of the dogs kept as pets it's just a shame they had to go through the trauma of becoming strays first. I hope more and more people in Costa Rica adopt them. It doesn't mention if the organisation neuter the dogs which would be quite an expense but a necessity I would have thought. <3
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+1 211. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video BEST surprise wedding father daughter dance to epic song mashup

I think they have been practising that since she could first walk O:)
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+6 212. Judge-Jake commented 51 days ago on video Fishermen found an unexpected guest in the fishing net

action 'JJ wanders around the site with his hands held behind his back whistling to himself kicking dust from the floor' :S
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0 213. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Feminist tries to be a man, but ends up learning that being a man is not easy

Interesting video made all the better by the lips on the speech teacher 1:33. As a male I can't help making that comment I could snog her all day long. ;)
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+6 214. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Feminist tries to be a man, but ends up learning that being a man is not easy

Not EADY! Who the feck is EADY? but she's right it's not EADY at all!!>:)
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+11 215. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Woman struck by lightning speaks

Just in case you haven't watched the video she said OOWWWWWWWWW FECK IT REALLY HURT !!!!!!!!!!
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+1 216. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video The password

#3 Thanks for reminding everyone that it's yet another submit by Burimi it's had been a while:S
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+4 217. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Octopus Uses Coconut Shell to Hide: Intelligent Animals

That octopus is smarter than several humans I know. ::(|)
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+1 218. Judge-Jake commented 52 days ago on video Momondo - The DNA Journey

I'm a half Italiana and a half Jewisha, which means I eata spaghetti but I get it wholesale:D
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+4 219. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Girl Makes Last Minute Basketball Shot

#2 That's what a lot of them do :P
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0 220. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Cat vs Raccoons

I think the cat is out of lives he's on a life recharge. Donald's voice sure has changed. 8-)
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-1 221. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Jet blast in St. Maarten

#9 Umm I'm dubious. O:)
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+2 222. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Farewell haka for retiring teacher

The teacher is thinking OMG this mob came here ten years ago, hardly being able to string a sentence together...they have come go far, my work here is done.>:)
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0 223. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Momondo - The DNA Journey

#6 I don't want to disagree with you again. it just happens to be your name next to the comment. They didn't suggest as your link (from 2007) says, that it would divulge your family tree, merely which countries or continents your DNA originated from in percentage.

#4 You are correct

I'm geographically English which is as much as all of us can say about our deeper ancestry (obviously not all English) I'm only glad the Stereo typical skinhead hard-man English character didn't try and fill the tube from across the room.
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+1 224. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video The password

Years ahead of their time. :D
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+9 225. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Girl Makes Last Minute Basketball Shot

Well done that girlie :)
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+1 226. Judge-Jake commented 53 days ago on video Make friends with your eyelash mites

#11 You are alive ALIVE lol. L&P<3
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0 227. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video AQUACOUSTIQUE Concerto in Sea Major

#12 For ONE LAST TIME I will say this because everyone reading my comments seem to be reading something different to the actual words that I'm typing and now you also. I am not complaining that MY video's are not being shown OK! they are!! What I am saying is that maybe, MAYBE! JUST MAYBE!! other members ought to put some video's on instead of just BURIMI and THUNDERS that's it finito!!!
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0 228. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Jet blast in St. Maarten

#7 You sure? <3
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+3 229. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Adobe voco

#1 You've got one of those too? :D
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0 230. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Jet blast in St. Maarten

"Yeah okay I'll go on holiday with you if you absolutely promise 100% that you have stopped that stupid, embarrassing, anorak inducing, childish, get a life, oh God you are sad TRAIN spotting Hobby!!!":(

"Yes Absolutely its completely out of my system, I'm over that now" 8-)
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0 231. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Pipe Guy and Techno Hobo - Improv Jam (feat Annoying Spruiker)

All the women are thinking whoo that's a cool sound but his knees are going to kill him when he stands up and all the Guys are thinking whoo that's a cool sound I'm off to Wilko's to buy some plumbing joints. >:)
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0 232. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Barely Methodical Troup

I always wondered how they don't trap their fingers on the big hoop but I think it might be covered in foam which would explain why it doesn't hurt. ;) The act without all the chit chat would have been preferable. :squirrel:
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0 233. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Make friends with your eyelash mites

Don't know what happened to the video guys it got lost in translation. I'm sure Admin would not have put this on without checking it first.

I sometimes feel like we are in an old episode of the original Star trek when an alien race of superior intelligence (ADMIN) put us in strange situations and see how we cope at some point a large single horned beast with a raygun will come and try and wipe us all out. >:)
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0 234. Judge-Jake commented 54 days ago on video Potato cannon

#10 You think but you cannot be sure, because no one who actually knows is talking. <3
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-1 235. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video AQUACOUSTIQUE Concerto in Sea Major

#8 My dearest Thunders, the comments you make can only be relative to your own experiences. You can surly have no idea what other people are thinking when they submit a video. I disagree with you, I believe there is a high degree of flooding and selective selection of members, you could not get 21 out of 24 video's from the same member without that. There are too many samey video's also. If I don't see another bmx bike riding through a cliff top it won't be too soon. Then again it's probably not good to argue with me with as I'm Oviparous on a daily basis and prone to tantrums.>:)<3
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-1 236. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video Potato cannon

#5 It is Burimi! He/she doesn't just submit more than other people, he must submit every thing he comes across 24/7 and do little else. It can't be just coincidence 21 out of 24 come on that's excessive by anyone standards. I wonder if Admin choose video's alphabetically and when Austin doesn't submit it really gets past B.
Admin obviously don't want to give any figures out for some reason. To be honest I had forgotten about this Potato cannon video which I posted a few weeks ago but I'm still not talking about me I'm just amazed that other Snotarians aren't submitting?
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+1 237. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video Meanwhile in Bosnia

#5 Indeed welcome to Snotr they were going to call this site burimi-notr the site where Burimi shows the world all his video's but it doesn't slip off the tongue so well. :|
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-3 238. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video AQUACOUSTIQUE Concerto in Sea Major

#2 If you had bothered to read completely the comment you are quoting from you would know that I don't actually have any outstanding video's, well actually one now from last night. It's you lot that need to get your fingers out.

#3 It was indeed a fruitful week! Obviously the rest of us, me certainly, have a life. I realise what you must do, just submit absolutely everything you see flooding the submit files then admin (seeing as they have not answered my quantity question, after about four times of asking) must just throw their hands in the air and go ' can't be arsed to sieve through all this..look just let him have another ten, and another ten and then another ten'. Quantity doesn't always mean quality, less is more.
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0 239. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video INSANE "Roller Coaster Zipline"!!!

#10 What about Ferris wheels when you get stuck at the top and it's swinging? :x Hot air balloons?
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+2 240. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video AQUACOUSTIQUE Concerto in Sea Major

Well that was bordering on shite but that's only my opinion. :(|)
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0 241. Judge-Jake commented 55 days ago on video INSANE "Roller Coaster Zipline"!!!

#2 Put it this way, at the beginning a live JJ would need to be drugged and strapped into the contraption against his will and a corpse would likely be unstrapped and buried at the end. Sadly I have one of those constitutions that doesn't do rides like this or roller coasters, big wheels etc I really wish I was different but you are what you are and maybe you could say I'm chicken lol. People who get a thrill out of rides like this have no idea how it feels to not get a thrill out of doing it. On the other hand I have done stand up comedy and that is most people's idea of hell, so I guess I compensate. O:) L&P
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+4 242. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video INSANE "Roller Coaster Zipline"!!!

WEEEEEEEEE!!!! I need a wee!!! 8-)
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0 243. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Cricketer ball hit the Commentator's Car

#5 I don't even have an account on FB or Twatter. My above comments were not relating especially to myself as I think the majority of what I have submitted have been shown (eventually) I don't think I have anything currently outstanding. I was referring to everyone else! I just want to know how many video's are getting submitted generally each week and by how many members. The last time I mentioned this everyone got on their high horses and misconstrued what I was saying. If for example Burimi and yourself got imprisoned for lets say medical misadventure and donkey abuse (you can choose the crime) and were unable to submit video's for say a life stretch just how many video's would still be landing on snotr furry doorstep each day? :D<3
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+1 244. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Pinched

You find the one she makes everything better. <3
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-1 245. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Cricketer ball hit the Commentator's Car

#3 It's not doing anything to Burimi it's just a social experiment and if I'm honest I think he or she is so addicted to submitting that he /she won't be able to stop anyway. I'm more curious about the actual numbers overall. I mean are we a part of a 5000 videos a week Snotr or a 50.

I haven't been busy submitting I only do that when I come across something interesting it's not like my job lol. and it's Chicken business not Minkey O:) <3 Bless you my child P&L
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0 246. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Making techno music with plastic chickens

#11 My glands O:)
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0 247. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Chunky lock

#6 Did I mention they do all that with a large toad in their mouths?
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0 248. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video When you are overqualified!!!

#9 And some of them will be girls won't they Suxy O:)<3
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+3 249. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Fishing in Russia

Well I'm not sure if it gets my seal of approval or if it just got the sea lions share :P<3
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-2 250. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Cricketer ball hit the Commentator's Car

A little note to Admin and Burimi. Do you realise that 9 out of the last 10 video's have been Burimi's! the 1 being mine. I've asked this before but not received an answer:- Are you short of material from other members? How many video's a week are being submitted to Snotr and Burimi do you do anything else apart from submit video's? Could we conduct a social experiment here with Burimi not submitting any video's for say a fortnight and see what else gets shown?? 8-) L&PEL&L <3<3
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+1 251. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Van Gogh on Dark Water

#10 It oposumbly might be but it's still a hedge hog and he shouldn't have it on his shoulder. What if it plays dead and falls off into his cornflakes. :O
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0 252. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Van Gogh on Dark Water

#8 It's dark water DARK WATER and why have you got a hedgehog on your shoulder? That's illegal where I come from. Get yourself a girlfriend or a boyfriend or whatever you are into, but ditch the hog they carry flea's, plague and pox. :|
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+1 253. Judge-Jake commented 56 days ago on video Fatmir Mura,Tirana show 2015

#4 It was hard for you too er ;)
#5 Told you Thunders Special concessions <3<3 P&L
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+1 254. Judge-Jake commented 57 days ago on video Fatmir Mura,Tirana show 2015

#2 Well that's a start lol ;) does she like Chicken?
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0 255. Judge-Jake commented 57 days ago on video How To Get Sofa Inside the Car

This has been on before. I love video's about getting sofa's into cars, fantastic more more please. L&P and a :squirrel:

Yes come on #4 Thunders spread the positivity spread it thickly and thinly around the edges so I don't get it on my tie. <3<3
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+1 256. Judge-Jake commented 57 days ago on video Van Gogh on Dark Water

#3 It's because it's dark water, DARK WATER! don't you know. OMMM OMMM L&P
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+6 257. Judge-Jake commented 57 days ago on video Fatmir Mura,Tirana show 2015

Does anyone have the phone number of the blond? ;)
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0 258. Judge-Jake commented 57 days ago on video Grappler Police Bumper Promo

I wonder if you can get them for private cars, next time some barstard cut's you up, wind him in.:O
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-1 259. Judge-Jake commented 57 days ago on video Making techno music with plastic chickens

#7 No I have much bigger glands
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0 260. Judge-Jake commented 57 days ago on video Chunky lock

I put this lock video on Snotr to celebrate ' Open Lock Day'. In the small village where I reside every five years they have ' Open Lock Day' to celebrate Emmeline Pankhurst the British suffragette who was born on the 15th of July 1858. Basically once every five years on her birthday a female representative of every house in the whole village gather at the old mill at 9:30pm drink a toast to Emmeline. Each carries an open padlock to represent the freedom for women brought about by Pankhurst and they tie keys, as many as they can find into their hair and pin them on their clothing. Then they form a daisy chain of hands and dance through the village going in and out of all the houses in the village (about a half a mile end to end) they finish off back at the old mill where the men have gathered and they burn an effigy of Satan and have a hog roast. I usually make sure I'm on holiday. L&P :*<3<3
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0 261. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video One scene sixteen takes

#9 Monkey business? You are mistaken Thunders it's all chicken business. <3
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0 262. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video DC Brushless Motor Project

I have a question. If I melt dry ice can I go swimming without getting wet? 8-) L&PEL&P
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0 263. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video Grappler Police Bumper Promo

In the future Crims are going to need a large pair of scissors on a stick to make their get away. :D

What this really needs is some way of propelling the device forward so the police car doesn't have to get so close.
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+1 264. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video Making techno music with plastic chickens

Well I for one am insulted! I'm off to play with my plastic pig O:) L&PEL&P
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+4 265. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video Tiger high jump

Am I the only one who thought he was going to loose his camera? Yes I guess it's just me again :D Love and peace everyone <3<3
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0 266. Judge-Jake commented 58 days ago on video Elderly Chilean man injures himself stopping shoplifter

#18 Now you know confidentially doesn't allow me to answer that Thunders. Lets just say I was in the building. <3
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+6 267. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video One scene sixteen takes

#2 The accent is basically known as northern (Lancashire primarily) for those who don't know him the guy second from the left is Peter Kay probably the most successful stand-up comedian in England currently. He is in the Guinness book of records for the most successful tour playing to 1.2 million people. He also writes series including this one Phoenix nights (the takes isn't the show these are just takes lol). Worth checking out some of his stand up just Google is name Peter Kay there are lots. You might them slightly easier to understand lol. <3

Love and peace everyone love and peace<3<3
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+1 268. Judge-Jake commented 60 days ago on video Elderly Chilean man injures himself stopping shoplifter

#16 I think it rather depends on the type of martial art you are describing. I totally agree with you there are some styles like taekwondo for example where they rely on quite a light frame and lots of high kicks. We had an inter style competition back in the early nineties. Each one was fighting one of our guys three of which are or were in the shotokan British squad. Each bout lasted just a few seconds and each ended up with a knockout for our team without a blow or kick landing from the taekwondo guys. Check out this link of Frank Brennan one of the guys I used to train with way back. The quality isn't great in places and it does start with one of the kata's that you think are so funny. None of the fight take place outside a nightclub and he hadn't had a drink and he wasn't especially angry. https://youtu.be/0oCUMhkpn7s If you think he's a pussy my advise even today don't tell him.<3<3
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+1 269. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Elderly Chilean man injures himself stopping shoplifter

#14 Oh Fox. A kata is a pattern performed against an imaginary opponent to perfect blocks, punches & kicks and is very useful in grading's to show sensei understanding of the traditions of the karate form. Students spend hours and hours practising blocking punches and kicks from real opponents at very slow and increasingly faster speeds and countering those attacks. This is then practised in different types of kumate. For beginners very controlled three or five step through to Dan's (blackbelts) of which I am a 3rd, where free style kumate is performed. Gum shields are a necessity and although contact is supposed to be controlled you do get accidents cut lips and the odd broken nose are not uncommon. You cannot after years of that kind of training say that you could not handle yourself in a fight on the street. The problem is these days your opponent is likely to have a gun and several mates. I've had a couple of incidents on Saturday nights when I've had to deal with an aggressor . But hey now I'm a monk.<3
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0 270. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Danny MacAskill’s Wee Day Out

Nothing I like more than a lovely BMX video aah wonderful.<3 peace and love everyone peace and love.<3<3
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+1 271. Judge-Jake commented 61 days ago on video Carnivorous plant eats Chahuahua

#5 Bless you my son the bushy fox for your concern but worry not as there is no dementia present in my system. <3

#8 I have special concessions just as long as no creatures are squashed in the act. <3<3

There seems to be a lot of negativity towards Jain Ahimsa on Snotr I may have to buy a bigger brush. Peace and love everyone peace and love. <3
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+1 272. Judge-Jake commented 62 days ago on video Kite surfing special

He could have taken in a show on the way over.:D
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-8 273. Judge-Jake commented 62 days ago on video Carnivorous plant eats Chahuahua

I would like to apologise if I've been a little cranky over the last couple of weeks but I've been waiting on some very important life changing news, which came through positively only yesterday. I'm very excited and need to tell you all.

Basically yesterday the Pope during his making of cardinals made me a Jain Monk in the teaching of ahimsa. So now in order to save my own soul I must protect the souls of every other soul. I now carry a brush so as not to trample on insects and I wear a balaclava the wrong way around so as not to swallow any flying creatures. I wish to embrace you all and spread love and peace throughout Snotr. Bless you one and all. JJ jain monk<3
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+1 274. Judge-Jake commented 62 days ago on video Koalas fighting for a tree

Bless the poor little chap, where's his mummy?<3
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-2 275. Judge-Jake commented 62 days ago on video Lorry Shunts Car For 100m Along Motorway

#18 You are right I apologise
#21 No no it's definitely you. O:)
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-6 276. Judge-Jake commented 62 days ago on video Lorry Shunts Car For 100m Along Motorway

#7 Now that's the kind of statement a child would come up with uuum starting to make sense now. You've strayed on here from a kiddie site haven't you? or maybe a kiddie fiddler site. I think we should all watch you very carefully.:S
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0 277. Judge-Jake commented 62 days ago on video Elderly Chilean man injures himself stopping shoplifter

#1 Well Julie let me put it this way with age comes wisdom and experience. I used to teach Karate years ago and much like riding a bike you never forget. I've fought all kinds of guys in the dojo big, small, some higher dan's than me, I can handle myself. Rugby players on the other hand tend to have slow reactions some of them are also a bit thick, isn't that right Julie. ;)
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+1 278. Judge-Jake commented 62 days ago on video Fireman Struggle to Remove Metal Nut from Chinese boy's Finger

#8 Nay Jock I get them from Army surplus. The store next door from where you get yours 'Parts for Action Mans jeep & sons ltd' :P:P

#6 To the Bone ....marrow.;)
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+3 279. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Lorry Shunts Car For 100m Along Motorway

#2 Do you know how many years 3829302 billion seconds are? That's just silly :P
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+1 280. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Smart Dog Helps Change Baby’s Diaper

#4 We need both new members and less new members.

Just a couple of points from the video. 1) Never let your dog lick your face or mouth, it's gross and there are a whole range of zoonotic disease that can be passed from Fido to man.

2) If you were tempted to add a beagle to any wish or bucket list you may have before you die, beware! Most of them are absolute nightmares to train I know several people who have had to rehome their once cute beagle puppy when he or she became werewolf. Very stubborn breed, very loud bark, very food possessive. I love animals (not all foxes) but I have to say that the more time I spend with beagles the more I understand why they are used for medical experimentation. :O
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+2 281. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Firecracker

This is yet another repeat, but funny, I'm not complaining you understand, just pointing out that the bottom of the barrel has had yet another scrape. O:)
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+1 282. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Fireman Struggle to Remove Metal Nut from Chinese boy's Finger

The question is will he dare mention the washer on his willy? >:)

#4 Nothing worse than when your ring gets tighter after retaining fluid. 8-)
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0 283. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Shetland Ponies on Foula

#8 I like the way you have run, or is it ran with my idea and expanded it's profitability options. So I would like to offer you a partnership, we'll need a brand name incorporating an amalgamation of our user names, I'll leave that up to you. Finances although I have them I think it would be good for you to feel the glory of the first round of profits so I'll leave that to you. Get back to me when you have found a suitable office to begin production plans and outsourced some labour and a large warehouse (gotta be big) maybe China or Pakistan would be the place for you to start. I'll schedule in our first board meeting for March 2017 say 08;05 on the 2nd and I need you to know that I am available for advice most weekday mornings before golf. I'm really excited about this. <3<3<3
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0 284. Judge-Jake commented 63 days ago on video Gravity

#22 How dare you insult Thunders you cad you deserve a dam good thrashing. :(

#29 Foxy Julie Bum you are such a creep I think you have spent too much time on dating site, it's a double monkey from me s::(|)
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0 285. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Alcohol Commercial Suddenly Turns Anti Drinking

That's not at all smooth
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0 286. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Tree cutting fails and idiots with chainsaws

#18 Suxi where did you learn to read? Go back and get a refund. I said nothing of the sort you really need to try and keep up. :'(:D
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+1 287. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video How wolves change rivers

#10 Aaaaahhh shucks <3
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+1 288. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Shetland Ponies on Foula

#3 No but my brother did. I preferred slut Barbie.
#6 Nope I meant re-wound used toilet rolls on an island.

I had this idea for a business aimed firmly at teenage girls. Now don't dismiss it immediately but bear in mind that I have applied for a patent so keep your meat hooks off my idea okay!! Now this might not be for you, I get that, keep in mind teenage girls okay that's important.

Right here it is:- Teenage girl toilet rolls with! wait for it! each sheet carrying a facsimile of their favourite pop stars bottom wipe (ass wipe for Americans) I'm thinking along the lines but not exclusively of Justin Bieber wipes or Harry Stylo wipes and then instead of them coming perfumed (which would be distasteful) there could be special ranges like 'Bieber after a curry wipe' or 'Styles morning after Christmas with Brussels roll' I'm sure you could think of a few more. Anyway feedback please (not from you FJB it won't be helpful). 8-)::(|)
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+1 289. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Gravity

#8 My guess is that twenty minutes later after the AA have sorted the truck, it would be a double six. :*
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+3 290. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video How wolves change rivers

#8 Oh dear oh dear Thunders :S
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+5 291. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Shetland Ponies on Foula

#1 If Brumi submitted a video with large numbers of used toilet rolls it would be shown. Do you think this is where they got the idea for My little Pony?. :)
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+8 292. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Gravity

That's definitely going to set them back a couple of hours. :P
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+2 293. Judge-Jake commented 64 days ago on video Tree cutting fails and idiots with chainsaws

#15 You know what they say Suxi, keep your mouth shut and people might think that you are probably a tosser or in your case open your mouth and leave no doubt whatsoever. ;)

The trees in my garden are named after my children my ex wife my father and mother my uncles aunties grandparents great grandparents, great grand parents, great great grandparents etc, they are my family trees. :squirrel:
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0 294. Judge-Jake commented 65 days ago on video Subway Long Jump

I said it a year ago and I'll say it again. That gotta hurt.8-)
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-2 295. Judge-Jake commented 65 days ago on video Fox Village in Zao Japan!

#11, Yes that was me fecking with your tiny mind again Julie >:)
#10 I've sorted flopsy, mopsy and Foxy Julie Bum out on the same video. I'm beginning to think FJB should find something more useful to do now that he's out of work.;)
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0 296. Judge-Jake commented 65 days ago on video Tree cutting fails and idiots with chainsaws

Yes I have to admit it was me! I was fecking with Julie Fox's tiny mind again, good rhythm don't you think.:D

#11 Don't you worry about me you've got enough problems of your own.:(|)

#10 Now come on Suxi admit it, it was you holding the camera then I held it for you for sloppy seconds>:)
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+4 297. Judge-Jake commented 65 days ago on video Bridge

#2 Absolutely you can, every time O:)
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0 298. Judge-Jake commented 65 days ago on video Nature hits back

There is Foxy (FJB) and his mum at 1:07>:)
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0 299. Judge-Jake commented 65 days ago on video Fox Village in Zao Japan!

Foxes are indeed lovely to look at (apart from the one with the rugby ball stuffed up his ass by JJ) But I can only assume none of you have had to deal with a visit from a wild one to your chicken or duck coop. I have and it's absolutely horrific. Appreciate it's their nature (which just goes to show that you should never befriend a fox). They remove the heads of every chicken in the coop, some of them die of shock waiting their turn (foxes make Isis look like girl guides) they take just the one. My neighbour has three thousand chickens and eight hundred ducks in a three acre field, the fox security costs an absolute fortune. I've got a modest twenty six all ex battery rescue, all named Amy through to Zoe. Electric fence and a licenced shotgun which I tend to use to scare rather than kill. :squirrel::squirrel:
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+2 300. Judge-Jake commented 65 days ago on video Falling Letters (Bokstavsbarn)

#1 You're telling me.... Yeah why ARE you telling me? ;)
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+2 301. Judge-Jake commented 65 days ago on video Police raid (Policeman vs Muscle Man)

I don't think this video was professionally staged perhaps we should ask Cameramaster>:)
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-1 302. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Guy drawing a picture of his crush in the classroom

#5 You can guarantee if there is something even approaching a romantic gesture that some bushy tailed unromantic git will come along and spoil it. This time it's FJB Of course it was professionally filmed and edited otherwise you couldn't have just watched it. It doesn't require cameramaster's opinion to confirm that.

As for migraines Cameramaster does have an extremely rare form of the attack apparently not your common or garden Migraine which I and many other members of Snotr get. It almost always screws you up for two or three days then a few days later it gets you again.
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+1 303. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video The story that moved the entire middle school to tears

#9 Oh contras Mons Foxy Julie Bum it is only polite for me to welcome such a bushytailed twod as yourself. You are most welcome. May your next shite resemble an Hedgehog. xxxx:D
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+1 304. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video 100 photos to restore your faith in humanity

#8 Just replied.....
#9 You are insatiable lol<3
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+2 305. Judge-Jake commented 66 days ago on video Car starts flying at 250 mph +

#7 You are not allowed to drink and drive in England.........(shhhh It's under the back seat;)) <3
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+6 306. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video Car starts flying at 250 mph +

#4 You must be mistaking me for FJB I built mine myself, complete with flux capacitor and gull wings ;)
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0 307. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video The story that moved the entire middle school to tears

#6 Poking your snout in again I see Foxy. Well you may or may not be aware (doesn't matter) But some years ago there was the formation of a book, a special book, a very special book. Suxi knows about this book.
The book is known as The Great Book of Feckers First Testicle. In this book goes certain Snotr members who develop, some early, some late, into arseholes. You just made the grade buddy. You are on page 37 and there are no pictures, although I'll see about getting a diagram of you with a rugby ball stuck up your ass. There are several changes made to your profile which will only be divulged a little bit at a time, the first is a special name change so from now on you will be known as Foxy Julie Bum or FJB if a hurry is required. Welcome xx
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+8 308. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video Car starts flying at 250 mph +

That's nothing mine goes back to the future at 88 MPH >:)
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+3 309. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video 100 photos to restore your faith in humanity

#3 What was the video you watched?
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+3 311. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video Cat saving his human from drowning in a bathtub

#5 Oh it doesn't bother me, ear wax just isn't my sandwich spread. :P
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+1 312. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video Animated map shows how religion spread across the world

#15 I race cars and chase women but I do have weekends off and I am my own boss. I also know what Glomerular basement membrane tests are for and cryoblogulinemia. <3<3
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+3 313. Judge-Jake commented 67 days ago on video Cat saving his human from drowning in a bathtub

#3 It's probably just wax, but this isn't really the place to discus it. Are you lost? 8-)
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+13 314. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video Cat saving his human from drowning in a bathtub

Yes because if the owner dies in the bath, kitty won't get his dinner, selfish little barsteward, it's all me me meow'ell >:)
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+7 315. Judge-Jake commented 68 days ago on video Risky passage through bridge!!!

Surly that bridge was not built to take that kind of weight, it's only a matter of time. If that was my bridge I'd be charging a toll equivalent to a full rebuild for each crossing, you know thirty quid :S
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+2 316. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video Everyday Objects In Macro

Takes me back to Vision On on tv in the 60's 70's when I was a young scholar. Guessed quite a few the weird bag and the tomato threw me. but then I threw the tomato back into the bag and it was all fine again 8-)
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-2 317. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video Homemade Cannon

I wish they had aimed it at the cameraman or woman. O:) Of course we have no evidence that the windows were not already broken now do we? :*
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0 318. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video Animated map shows how religion spread across the world

#5 Oh is that what he meant, oh I see now, how short sighted of me, I get it now, thanks for clearing that up ;) (this switch, this bloody switch) Still busy but I'll be back >:)
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+1 319. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video Mammy, mammy, mammy!

Well it certainly beats any video ever submitted by Thunders (must get sarcasm mode switch repaired) ;)
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+5 320. Judge-Jake commented 69 days ago on video Animated map shows how religion spread across the world

#1 As your second sentence doesn't actually make sense and I'm busy at the moment (Sadly) I'll defer my contribution to this conversation until a few others have set any parameters that need setting. But I will return, oh yes, I will return. Just like the fellow on the old rugged cross I will be back. <3
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0 321. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Speed Metal

#6 Yes I liked it too I was just a little bemused with the two subtitles today. Perhaps Admin will answer my message request, eventually. ;)
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+2 322. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Stabilized mountain bike

#3 Too late I've already been boomed:O
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0 323. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Jumping Spider Shadowboxes Against Mirror Image

I bet that spider will be dreaming about spiders tonight. >:)
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+5 324. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Young Woman Gets Bodied by a Police Horse After Slapping It | Kingston, Ontario

Generally speaking it is better to avoid the rear end of any horse unless it's a filly and you are a colt. :(|)

#2 Even so, it's best not to slap it's bottom when you're finished. >:)
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-2 325. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Speed Metal

Just a moment what's this new trend in 'reposts' all of a sudden. I know it happens a lot by accident but deliberately? If this is the way forward for Snotr then surely we need a REPOST category setting up.

Could we please have a comment from Admin as I would really like to know what is happening on the 'submit a video' front (preferably without Foxy poking his snout in this time) Forgetting about my submissions is there a problem, are you not getting enough new submissions at the moment? We have had two video's today with the word 'repost' in the title? what's the crack? Could you explain to the community here what system is used to decide what goes on. Is it a committee an individual what lengths do you have to go to, to check if there is copyright involved, what kind of video's are most likely not to accepted for these reasons. I have personally noticed several video's that have been posted and then quite quickly removed, why does that happen for example a couple of years ago there was a full length close proximity video of a NASA rocket take off which appeared and then disappeared (much like the rocket). How many submissions do you get on a daily, weekly basis? is there a reason why there is only three or four new video's a day shown? I'm curious, maybe you could make a video showing us the team and how it all works, I'm sure that would be more interesting than watching another repost. JJ
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+2 326. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Neil Degrasse Tyson: "If you're scientifically literate the world looks very different to you&q

I would like to bet he is a very controlling parent and husband, but I totally agree with his point. The world would be a much more peaceful place if more people (and you know who you are) embraced science and the discoveries made over the last couple of hundred years and stopped living a few thousand years in the past. :|
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+2 327. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Stabilized mountain bike

Oh great another BMX video I was getting withdrawal symptoms (disengage sarcasm mode........, oh feck it's jammed, stuck with it still) O:)
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+1 328. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Think twice before you steal this bike! Skunklock deters theft

#11 Yes that must have required a lot of heat and pressure come to think of it, wonder what they did with the tail, snout & claws and imagine the machine that would have removed them :*
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+2 329. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Otto and Budweiser: First Shipment by Self-Driving Truck

#6 I'm sure us robots will find you something to do..oops! :S
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+7 330. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Russian guy blocks car exhaust

It's a repeat from way back but as there are obviously no new video's being submitted and it's one of my favourites I'm not going to complain. O:)
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+1 331. Judge-Jake commented 70 days ago on video Think twice before you steal this bike! Skunklock deters theft

#6 So we should expect a major increase in bike theft outside swimming baths. Then stash the bike back in the swimming baths to wash the skunk juice off and get ready for the next one ;)
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+1 332. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Intense documentary scene: baby iguana being chased by snakes

#16 Yes I remember you mentioning your long shift pattern a few weeks ago. :)
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+4 333. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Think twice before you steal this bike! Skunklock deters theft

Pretty sure this is fake, but gonna buy one anyway, even though I haven't got a bike, just a skunk.:S
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+1 334. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Tug boat pushed under water by cruise ship

#4 And that's why everyone is made really sea sick on Norwegian liners, Karma! even on calmer sea's. >:)
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+2 335. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Cats and Ducks

What a wonderful story and great timing. :)
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+10 336. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Chewin The Fat: "Mon" Take A Drink

That was Scottish if anyone needs a translation they were saying " Go on take a drink" and the Wally was saying "No" then in the end he said "Yes" and everyone cheered but in Scottish. >:)
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+4 337. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Otto and Budweiser: First Shipment by Self-Driving Truck

I can see the return of the Highway Man, no pistols though just the right app on a smart phone. "Stand and deliver your beer or your CPU".>:)
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-1 338. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video World War II - Loss of Life Visualized

#5 You are right that sexual predator Bill Clinton will not be roaming the hallways of the White House again but! haven't you heard?
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0 339. Judge-Jake commented 71 days ago on video Cold starting 12 cm. True Diesel Model Engine by hand

#6 And glue and glue. :P
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+5 340. Judge-Jake commented 72 days ago on video World War II - Loss of Life Visualized

#3 Lets hope todays result in the US of A doesn't produce a WW111 version. :S

It would be quite interesting to hear the thought's of any Americans on Snotr today regarding the Trump result? <3
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+1 341. Judge-Jake commented 72 days ago on video Intense documentary scene: baby iguana being chased by snakes

Well that's one beach I won't be frequenting.

#13 Yes welcome to the asylum. :x
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+1 342. Judge-Jake commented 72 days ago on video Cold starting 12 cm. True Diesel Model Engine by hand

I made one of those out of bolcer wood back in school still going strong. :*
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-1 343. Judge-Jake commented 72 days ago on video Amazingly creative street musician in London

Suxi get off your high Donkey. How you could possibly recognise a winning debate (not that it was a debate) as you have never won one in your life, beats me. I could have been registered on Snotr from day one but if I only appear once in a blue moon it means nothings. Yarda yarda yarda precious drama queen does not constitute winning a debate. If it did then currently spinning on your odd shape ball Trumps that (Had to get the TRUMP word in to irritate half of America this morning. ::(|) <3
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-3 344. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video Amazingly creative street musician in London

#9 Go spin on your odd shaped ball ::(|)
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-4 345. Judge-Jake commented 73 days ago on video Amazingly creative street musician in London

#6 To start with newbie no I don't consider myself special but embarrassingly I seem to have spent over 57 days (over 14 hundred hours) on this site since joining in 2012. Over that period of time I have watched and commented on thousands of video's and my point, which being a big butch rugby player you seem to be unable to grasp is that over the last few months the input or selection there of, of video's seem to be coming from a very limited source which is irritating considering the variety that used to be shown. Trust me there have been some fecking awful video's on snotr over the years (you think mine were bad!!) and there have been some absolute gems (The majority are excellent).

This is a site for everyone (sadly even you) so it is in everyone's interest to submit video's and unless they are in Arabic or Welsh they deserve to be aired occasionally. People (again alas even you) are then able to comment on them.

I think that you have spent too long getting nappy snapped by your teammates in the changing room to be able to construct a none aggressive conversation and if it takes you six months to make up your mind to even join a web site heaven forbid you ever have to make an important decision. My comments on Snotr to other users always comes with a wink even if the Emoji isn't used. I am a profession in my work which is medic based I don't play Rugby or Football but I used to box as a junior and I used to teach Karate years ago now I'm too old. You and I have definitely gotten off on the wrong foot so now leave me be. :S
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-3 346. Judge-Jake commented 74 days ago on video Amazingly creative street musician in London

Well worth a few quid of anyone's money. It's amazing what sound you can produce with a relay delay peddle I've got a couple myself great fun. :P

I wish to make a point regarding comments made three days ago following the inclusion of a couple of my uploads. If Snotr had a subtitle I think it would be or should be 'By the people for the people' It is important for everyone to realise that the demographic of Snotr is far and wide young and old, I'm in the getting a little old category. I do object greatly to the near Trolling and Bullying that was coming across last week simply because some people didn't like the video's that I submitted and that I dared mention that I seemed to be wasting my time submitting video's that were never shown, the two that did get shown were not typical of the others that I have submitted. I should add that not all the comments on the video were negative some people actually liked them with comments such as 'National Treasures' being one of them.

I do object greatly to being bullied by the newcomer thefox who has only been active on Snotr since October this year. I am also a little suspicious that this may actually be an old Snotr member renamed as a number of regular members have disappeared over the last few months, just saying. Jespera86 who seems to have appeared out of nowhere mentioned that I had been removed from the site and should be again permanently! Well I suggest you PM Admin and get the back story on that misunderstanding.

For this site to be enjoyable for everyone it needs variation and that requires video's from different people If you don't like them, watch the next one it isn't the law you don't have to watch. Maybe more people should submit video's instead of the handful that seem to be doing so at the moment. Personally I've now been put off submitting.:|
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-5 347. Judge-Jake commented 75 days ago on video The Sword Maker

When you have seen one Japanese swordsmithing video on snotr you have actually seen about a dozen Japanese swordsmithing videos on snotr.
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+5 348. Judge-Jake commented 75 days ago on video BMW recycling center

It's a sacrifice to the Great God BMW.:D
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-2 349. Judge-Jake commented 76 days ago on video Larf and larf and larf

#7 There is medication you can take for that. Try it you owe it to your boyfriend. >:)
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-3 350. Judge-Jake commented 76 days ago on video If this doesnt make you laugh you are already dead.

#13 Just checked your profile information and I would like to apologise to you. I honestly hadn't realised you were still going through adolescence, I know this is a very difficult time for you, everyone else is stupid especially your parents, just bear with it eventually you will come out the other side. <3

#11 Now about all these funny funerals you have been to, next time listen to your Mum it's not polite to laugh okay, someone has died, it's sad have some respect.

#14 Absolutely agree with you

#8 Thanks buddy
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-3 351. Judge-Jake commented 76 days ago on video If this doesnt make you laugh you are already dead.

I was just about to edit Holly Willoughby's name to this correct spelling and add that Philip Schofield has been on British television since 1982. when Someone renamed Suxi and as I'm not one to argue I'll leave it there I think.;)
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-5 352. Judge-Jake commented 76 days ago on video If this doesnt make you laugh you are already dead.

#2#3These two Philip Schofield and Holly Willerby are presenters of morning television in the UK (and many many other shows on TV) and have been for many years. They have great chemistry and cover extremely serious subjects like rape, paedophilia, cancer, war as well as regular in the news items and current affairs. Philip Schofield also played Joseph in the Technicolor dreamcoat on the west end. Very occasionally they crack up laughing and I'm sorry I think it's hilarious and if you are honestly saying that this video doesn't bring a smile to your face then that's fine as I like to know which people share my sense of humour and who don't. Clearly Suxi (I should have known) and Majoridea who to be honest is not a regular contributor to Snotr don't.

I also appreciate that having recently made a point about countless video's being accepted and shown from a very limited number of uploaders that it will now become fair game to have a go at me for bringing this to everyone's attention which is fine. I can only assume that very few other people are bothering to submit video's in which case perhaps I should be thankful to Thunders and Burimi for keeping snort going.
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0 353. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Cycle Drifting

#6 I am a little preschool whining Hen who has noticed a little bias in the matrix.
#7 Maybe they were but as I'm the only one who has seen them and also seen the others that have been shown they were not.
#4 Thanks
#5 Thanks
I wouldn't want all my submissions to be displayed one after the other just occasionally would be nice. Otherwise I can't really see the point.
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0 354. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Cycle Drifting

Hey everyone don't bother submitting any new material to Snotr, just have a look back through the last twenty entries and you will see why! I have now personally submitted over ten in the last few days and none of them have been shown?? Burimi on the other hand has had more than ten shown I'm not going to bother anymore. That's me done...
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-1 355. Judge-Jake commented 77 days ago on video Movie Phone Super Call

Admin you are now taking the pis :(|)
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+2 356. Judge-Jake commented 78 days ago on video Hit By A Bus* - The Supercut

I'd just like to thank Burimi for yet another fecking video. 8-)
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0 357. Judge-Jake commented 78 days ago on video Skydiver loses shoe during dive

I think this is proof that before you jump out of an aeroplane you need to put little parachutes on all your items of clothing just in case! Especially if you are a lousy catcher, you know, a girl. :*<3
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+3 358. Judge-Jake commented 78 days ago on video I am a Mole

#7 Why don't you just sit further back?

I think someone should rewrite the mole song from the holes point of view. :|
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+5 359. Judge-Jake commented 78 days ago on video Arctic

ADMIN WOULD YOU PLEASE REMOVE ALL THE COMMENTS FROM Benoil230691 AND EXCLUDE IT FROM SNOTR This is obviously a scam!!!!!!!!!
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+3 360. Judge-Jake commented 78 days ago on video Meanwhile in Switzerland highway

#6 This certainly isn't the right place for this. If you have indeed been ill then you have mine and no doubt the rest of Snotr sympathy BUT!! If anyone reading this needs a loan go to your bank do not EVER go to an individual especially someone you don't know suggested by someone else you don't know. I would seriously ask ADMIN to remove your message.....:(
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0 361. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Football player gets booked for twerking

#2 I'm thinking thick. :D
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+3 362. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Football player gets booked for twerking

Can't stand football so haven't watched this video....

Just a quick question to ADMIN!! HELLO HELLO ADMIN ARE YOU IN??? As you know I'm not one to complain especially as I seem to quickly end up in the exclusion dock when I do, but just wondering if you are checking anyone else's uploads at the moment? Because as much as I love Thunders dearly and I don't even know what Burimi is male, female, animal, vegetable? It does seem to have become the Burimi Thunders show at the moment. I personally have submitted five video's in the last two weeks 'Nothing'??

:):(;):D:'(:P:|:S:*:OO:):x>:)8-):(|)::(|)<3(i):squirrel:
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+3 363. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video Meanwhile in Switzerland highway

And presumably he just drove off did he?
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+4 364. Judge-Jake commented 79 days ago on video When you are not qualified for your job!

You can here all his muscles and bones snapping before the main lift. :O
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0 365. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Shark attacks another shark

That's gotta hurt poor thing. <3
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+2 366. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Windsurfing during hurricane conditions

This is my part of the world. ;)
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+1 367. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Creepy critters living under your front porch

I think they are giant FLYS with hands aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! 8-)
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+2 368. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Fighter jet low fly over beach

Pretty sure this has been on before but I'm not complaining I like repeats :S I fecking hate jets flying low over me though I find the noise terrifying (and that's the second time I've mentioned that too) O:)
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+3 369. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World on hammered dulcimer

#1 Oi you can bugger off my natural enemy!:x

That was absolutely beautiful, I'm a little picky but I'm not going to mention the odd bum note #1 Oi I'm still watching you!!:|

Who needs wifi and cell phone coverage when you can entertain your family in the open air with that sound. Looks like an idyllic life to me. :P

#1 GO go now!!! :squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:O:)
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+3 370. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Thinnest Wood Shavings You Have Ever Seen - Japanese Woodworking

#15 Ah now come on don't put yourself down Thunders, your last one was pretty good for a Girl :S<3
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+3 371. Judge-Jake commented 80 days ago on video Thinnest Wood Shavings You Have Ever Seen - Japanese Woodworking

#10 It might have escaped your attention Thunders but I'm a hen which makes that physically impossible. :D<3
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+7 372. Judge-Jake commented 81 days ago on video Thinnest Wood Shavings You Have Ever Seen - Japanese Woodworking

They sell it to the Kardashian's , Kim uses it on her delicate arse. O:)
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+1 373. Judge-Jake commented 81 days ago on video A bag full of surprises

#6 Whoo! There is no arguing with Austin when she's on her period. 8-)
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+2 374. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video A bag full of surprises

That's the easy part of the game I feel sorry for the guy that's got to go gather them up again. :'(
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+3 375. Judge-Jake commented 82 days ago on video A Day in the Life of Changi Airport

#7 It was close but I went with you <3
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+4 376. Judge-Jake commented 83 days ago on video Who Pays on a First Date?

I guess the complication here if there is one, is who asked who out. In my day it was generally the guy apparently this has changed somewhat now. I was very surprised a number of years ago when I separated from my Ex after a long marriage, going out with a group of work colleagues and my new found freedom, after a meal and too much red wine, we went to a late night bar come nightclub (my first one for over twenty years) now okay I had made the effort, new clothes, chosen for me by my secretary actually. But within five minutes of entering the bar a woman on the dance floor (a cute younger than me woman) near where I standing asked me if she could buy me a drink. I was both amazed, surprised, shocked and of course flattered. Twenty or so years earlier that would have not happened even when I would then have been definitely on the pull.
I'm generally happy to pay in social situations but I totally agree I would have little respect for a woman who didn't offer and would likely agree if she felt awkward not doing. I have no respect whatsoever for women who are clearly digging for gold. Love and peace everyone, love and peace. <3
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+5 377. Judge-Jake commented 83 days ago on video A Day in the Life of Changi Airport

I ground some coffee beans, set the coffee machine on continuous, put some logs on the fire and got a reasonable pile stacked up next to it. Puffed up my favourite cushions on the corner suite, took a deep breath and a small sigh, cleared my entire day, pressed play on this video with all the promises in it's title! THREE MINUTES LATER IT'S OVER, now what the feck am I going to do. :x
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+2 378. Judge-Jake commented 83 days ago on video Rare footage of extinct animals

Makes you weep so so sad:( Lets hope that technology may find a way to bring some of these amazing creatures back, especially as some of them may have held secrets to combating certain diseases like the Tasmanian devil which is in the news at the moment.

It's a great shame that other creatures don't become extinct and I invite you all to add to the following list of things that should be extinct:-

1) Paedophiles
2) Wasps (yes paedophiles you are less worthy than wasps)
3) Isis (looking quite promising at the moment)
4)
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+2 379. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video Amazing goal

Well I'm English and I hate football too and Rugby and Cricket. I'm a one to one and one on one type of guy. I like Tennis, squash, badminton, table tennis and twister played with the right woman of course. ;)
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+2 380. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video What Was The First Smartphone?

#2 Thunders how can be believe anything you say when you blatantly lied in North Carolina back in the 80's :D<3
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+4 381. Judge-Jake commented 84 days ago on video How to pour cola without bad fizz

The fizz is the most healthy part of a coke, if like the rest of the drink you don't drink it.:*
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+1 382. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video EXTREME 258 KM/H SUR LA GLACE : MATCH PORSCHE GT3 RS FACE A YAMAHA YZF 1000 R1

Well today I have five cars, one is going at the weekend though. O:)
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+1 383. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video Reading RR Plow Train - G Scale

#6 Yes I left a funny story on it. :(|)
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+8 384. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video COFPV | Drak V. Graugans | Mountain Surf

#1 Yep I for one don't know what the feck that is but later I'm going to KFC for a BLT if they have started selling them yet. 8-)
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0 385. Judge-Jake commented 85 days ago on video Reading RR Plow Train - G Scale

Think I'll stick with the shovel I've got a life to live. ;)
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+1 386. Judge-Jake commented 86 days ago on video Animated Map of Unemployment in the US 1990 - 2016

#1 Bob Monkhouse 1958. :S
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+2 387. Judge-Jake commented 86 days ago on video Tesla Self-Driving Car Level 5 Autonomy

They will have to make prisons bigger if the cars are going to be the getaway drivers. They'll be large rooms with Tesla's smoking, playing pool getting into fights and all the hatchbacks will have a worried look on their faces in case the saloons and MPV's try to interfere with their exhausts. >:)
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-1 388. Judge-Jake commented 87 days ago on video Capuchin monkeys unintentionally made stone age tools

#14 #16 It's discrimination guys. As Thunders so elegantly explained above. If you are a painter of a house and your only reason for refusing to paint your customers house is because he is Black that's discrimination. If you don't want to paint the house for reasons you don't explain that's a different matter but if you utter the words I'm not painting your house because you are black or Jewish or Chinese it's discrimination and many countries have laws to protect people against that happening. In the cake icing case if the bakery had simply said we aren't icing cakes this week as our books are full that would have been fine (providing they were not witnessed booking in other cakes and icing them) But they openly refused to ice the cake because it said 'Support gay marriage' and that is discrimination and the courts found them guilty, end of!!
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+1 389. Judge-Jake commented 87 days ago on video Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (Soft-boiled egg shell cracker)

#10 If that is German thank the feck they lost the war Twice. Or we'd all be speaking it. Ouu Ouu don't mention the wars! scheehuuush I mentioned it just then but I think I got away with it :S
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+1 390. Judge-Jake commented 87 days ago on video Hiding from Police in the refrigerator

#12 Yes I wonder why lol :x
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-3 391. Judge-Jake commented 87 days ago on video Capuchin monkeys unintentionally made stone age tools

#12 Or getting a rock cut between the toes AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

#8 Surly not? That's a lot of fecking idiots. We've just had a prick in Northern Ireland who has today TODAY!! lost a court case because he runs a bakery in Northern Ireland. I won't give it's name but it's called ASHERS BAKING COMPANY 19A ROYAL AVE, BELFAST BT1 1FB Tel 028 9031 5957 www.ashersbaking.co.com Basically they refused to ice a cake with the words "Support Gay Marriage" on the top. Now I'm not Gay but this guy and his wife are so behind the times and have their religion so far up their own arses that they can't smell the roses. Wake up you fecking idiots!!
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+1 392. Judge-Jake commented 87 days ago on video Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher (Soft-boiled egg shell cracker)

Now I have a soft boiled egg every morning, usually duck, which I soft boil myself 6 minutes 50 seconds in a pre boiled pan in simmer perfecto. What I then do is cool the egg in the pan using cold water of course for a couple of minutes then I take the egg from the pan and put it into a nice piece of clean kitchen roll which inadvertently dries the egg. Then I tap it gently still in the towel against my desk or if I'm feeling violent I'll strike it with my stapler then I remove all the shell (Always remove ALL the shell few things worse in life than discovering a piece of duck egg shell between your teeth when you crunch AAAAHHHHH!!!! it's like paper cuts between your toes AAAAHHHHHH!! or inside your eye lids AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!) anyway then I bite the pointy bit off exposing the beautiful yellow slightly runny centre, two bites later it's history, don't need one of these gadgets it would get in the way. :P:*<3
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+1 393. Judge-Jake commented 87 days ago on video King of Saudi Arabia weird allegiance ceremony

#7 Aiy that would have been me pretending to be an Arabian prince called Shake Mc'willycosit'swet. ::(|)
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+1 394. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video Modern heavy equipment, new modern wood cutting machine compilation in the world

#9 Absolutely in fact I did just that last night although it was Baileys. :*
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+5 395. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video Hiding from Police in the refrigerator

This is Russia the fridge at 4 degrees was probably the warmest part of the house to hide. :D
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-2 396. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video Capuchin monkeys unintentionally made stone age tools

#5 Oh don't start that you'll have 40% of Americans who still believe that the world is only 10000 years old climbing onto taller pedestals. :|
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+4 397. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video King of Saudi Arabia weird allegiance ceremony

You are fecking joking me! Just who the feck does he think he is and why the feck would anyone want to shake hands with a cardboard model of him let along the bloke himself. He sits on the toilet like anyone else probably masturbates like everyone else (except me) and just happens to have a lot of fecking oil. Also if they want to get the queue's through a little quicker wouldn't it make sense to spread the cardboard cut outs around the room and only get them to shake hands with one of them not all three!! I bet if you have been really bad when you have finished the handshake with one of them you walk off with a hand short. :S
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+4 398. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video Hiding from Police in the refrigerator

He should have gone in with a screwdriver and pretended to be from Hotpoint service. :D
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+1 399. Judge-Jake commented 88 days ago on video Vote Trump. Please ?

I can't remember if I've mentioned this before or if I just dreamed I had (I have some very weird dreams) I would really like trump to win the US presidency but only if could watch the outcome from another planet well out of reach of nuclear fallout. >:)

As for the UK leaving the UK or Brexit as it's now very boringly known. The problem is that the majority of those who voted to leave voted for the wrong reason and that reason was immigration! not that immigration isn't a problem in the UK it is, but the majority of those who voted out expected it to come to an end, pretty quickly, and it hasn't, and it won't. We are now in a position where the rest of the EU are pissed that we are leaving and are going to make it as uncomfortable as they can possibly can for us when we do. I personally think it was a mistake and although it won't happen if knowing what is becoming clear now and there was to be another referendum vote I believe it would go the other way.:S
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+2 400. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Modern heavy equipment, new modern wood cutting machine compilation in the world

A little NO a lot too long but I have to say I do burn a lot of wood so one of these would be really handy at the side of my open fire. O:)
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0 401. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video SAMURAI NOODLES "THE ORIGINATOR"

Totally agree about the animation but I don't like the music one little bit. :):(
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+3 402. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video That Moment You Learn The Difference Between What You Wanted and Reality

I'll tell you what I hate and I haven't heard this for a number of years, it's when some military jets go right over head from nowhere I find that noise absolutely terrifying and if an ambulance suddenly turns it siren on right behind you.:x8-)8-)8-)
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+1 403. Judge-Jake commented 89 days ago on video Shell Beach (Shark Bay, Western Australia)

Is this a new category 'holiday video outtakes' a little bit naff but I'm not complaining oh no I think it's really really great :S:*
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+2 404. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Most Powerful Car Crusher?

No Mr Bond I expect you to die! :x
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+1 405. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Guy Singing His Heart Out Hydroplanes and Flips His Car

#6 At 80mph he would have been better off hitting the deer. :|
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+4 406. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Guy Singing His Heart Out Hydroplanes and Flips His Car

He starts off with that 'Jesus loves me and my singing' look on his face and he end's up with that 'Oh Jesus shite what am I gonna tell Dad' look on his face. :S
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+2 407. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video Amazing Ways to Balance Coins

That's a nice demo. :)
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+3 408. Judge-Jake commented 90 days ago on video How is prangent formed?

#7 hit his calld Ow 2 tork lyke her kunt >:)
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+3 409. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video How is prangent formed?

Same in the USA then I guess?
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+1 410. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video $300 EpiPen filled with $1 of Epinephrine

#22 #24 Now children perhaps you would like to explain to these good people how some shitty meat squeezed into the arsehole of a sheeps foreskin could either by hunted or sneak back and forward from England to Scotland without legs or knees And if one of our Scottish persons believes the haggis is deemed to have intelligence that doesn't say very much about the intelligence of one of our Scottish persons and as such Thunders should definitely stay well clear of both the Scottish person(s) and the chilly land on which they and their haggi dwell. :D
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+6 411. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video How is prangent formed?

You would think by the 14th child she would be able to spell 'up the duff again' :x

The sad fact here is apart from the obvious occasional typo, an awful lot of young people, following the example of their parents, leave school with two qualifications; how to get peraggerant :( and how to get a council house. :(
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0 412. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad

Radish........................... <3
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+5 413. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video This is how you apologize when you are right

I'm amazed American's don't kick the ever loving shite out of C B at every opportunity that's what they would do in Scotland wouldn't they Scotsman50? and his fecking body guards eh. :'(
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+1 414. Judge-Jake commented 91 days ago on video $300 EpiPen filled with $1 of Epinephrine

#17 Yes but there is a Big Big down side to that. You have to live in Wales and for that matter Scotland. I'd definitely rather pay £8.40 and live in England. :S

#11 Move to England we are much better looking it's warmer and it's only going to cost you £8.40 for the privilege.;)

#4 Look Bucko you may pay lower taxes but how much are you paying in health insurance and how many days holiday do you get a year?? Personally I take 40 the average in the UK is 32. What are your chances of getting shot in the US? fecking high almost guaranteed here we have to travel a hundred miles to even see a gun. You can keep your low taxes.:D
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+3 415. Judge-Jake commented 92 days ago on video $300 EpiPen filled with $1 of Epinephrine

#5 Presume you have tried Migraleve pink and yellows? I used to take Immigran did you realise that if they had another t they wouldn't let them into the country:D (I think the packaging costs more than the pills) Didn't work for me at all, in fact they used to make me feel sick. I always get the classic halo eyes and inability to focus first, providing I take a pinky at first halo I usually escape the headache just get twenty minutes of blurred vision and sometimes a bit of a background headache for a few hours, if it really annoys me I take a yellow but seldom need to do that. If I can't get to take a pinky immediately when the halo starts (and I mean within a couple of minutes) they are less effective. It's quite a sensation driving when one comes on it's like being in a video game but obviously I have to stop. :)
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+4 416. Judge-Jake commented 92 days ago on video A Fireman Fixing a Busted Fire Hydrant

Take a deep breath and turn turn turn.
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+5 417. Judge-Jake commented 92 days ago on video Man Stroke Woman - The Walk of Shame

I would have loved to see the advertisement for the female role for this video.

Job description comedy sketch

We are looking for a er ideally a female (obviously men can apply equal opportunities and all that) person for a comedy sketch.

You will be quite er uum fairly oou generous in the heavy um weight fat, no not fat, plump in proportions, big you know, a bigish oh that's not a word uum, Large you will be a big fat large lady (and lovey with it okay)

Now we don't necessarily need you to be pretty in fact pretty girls, women (or men of course) that are pretty might be at a disadvantage to this role, not that there is anything wrong with pretty girls women (men, no not men) on the contrary I prefer them to the kind of woman girl (man, no not man I'm not gay) that we are looking for, BBBuuut that's just me and I'm not by any means a guide that you should follow ..much. So anyway yes an ugly flat faced large woman with a big mole that sleeps a lot, that's what we want.

Please apply in writing obviously we don't want you just showing up it's nearly Halloween.

>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)>:)<3
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+2 418. Judge-Jake commented 92 days ago on video $300 EpiPen filled with $1 of Epinephrine

Every time I hear something like this I realise how lucky the people of the UK are with the amazing National Health service which nearly everyone in the UK moans about! STOP FECKING MOANING IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE< GO AND LIVE IN AMERICA YOU MOANING GITS!!!!! cough cough sorry about that but they make me so FECKING MAD!!!! In the UK if you need an Epipen you go to your Dr and for the price of a prescription (currently £8.40) he gives you one. If you need regular monthly prescriptive items you can pay £104 for an entire year for as many items as you need. Woo betide they put the prescription charges up by 20p OH MY DOG the population goes fecking mad FECKING MAD THEY GO. IT'S REALLY CHEAP YOU IDIOTS!!!!.

I am also really pissed off with the USA disease that swept over the UK in the weather across the Atlantic several years ago do you know what it is called? no? well I'll tell you; it's called sue the NHS at EVERY opportunity. Now don't get me wrong sometimes they get it wrong and need a good sueing BUT!!! people are so fecking quick now to sue for anything and everything 'OOuu my granny had to wait in a corridor for twenty minutes to be seen by a Dr!!' "Oh dear and do you know why? BECAUSE THEY WERE FECKING BUSY!!! Several of them were in court being sued by some other TNUC at the time". "Oou and my prescription charge has just gone up 12 pence and my National insurance has gone up £4 a year" "YES because they have to keep paying out SUE MONEY!!!" Be thankful for what you have got and think if you could be sued for being an idiot how much money would you have left! End of Thursdays Rant!! The end Fina love and joy to everyone :S
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+1 419. Judge-Jake commented 92 days ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad

Well I'm still going to have the last word....Tomato.
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+7 420. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video Great White Shark diving cage accident

So how the feck did the shark get into the cage?
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+3 421. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video The Animated History of Scotland

You know how occasionally you don't take to someone? Well, and I'm not proud of this but I can't abide Nicola Sturgeon the first minister of Scotland. I have many friends who are Scottish so it's not a England Scotland thing, She is just so far up her own backside and irritates the outer layer of my own for the record I also can't stand Michael Macintyre I wonder if there is a connection apart from the fact that they probably both have small willies and don't make me laugh :S
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+1 422. Judge-Jake commented 93 days ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad

Well maybe this will be the final comment on this subject, all I will say is that my opinion hasn't changed. I think the test of any video on Snotr is 1) Has anyone put it into their favourites list, I doubt it. 2) Contrary to Thunders comment at #14 above, Can anyone say they actually enjoy it? 3) The big Question Would you want to watch it again? I wouldn't. <3
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+1 423. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video The English Language In 24 Accents

#6 Sadly that is very true. But even with my sexy, smooth, none screechy, educated, slightly posh accent, I have a very particular set of skills, skills that I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for Scottish people like you and I am sober and I don't have Nicola Sturgeon as a leader or as she is now know in England GORILLA WOMAN. I rest my case.:|

#7 Especially spoken by a woman <3
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+2 424. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video The Horse Whisperer

Looks beautiful but I would like to see the methods used in achieving that amount of control. I bet there was a bit of shouting :S
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+2 425. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video Looks Like An Accident, But This Is How They Unload Timber In Canada (HD)

I think it's an accident that they were waiting to happen that has now been adapted as a method of unloading wood in Canada. 8-)
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+1 426. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video Morning chores

#10 Hock Eye the Noo to you says the rooster doing what a rooster doo's.

#11 Yee aint not no innocent by a long chalk of a screeching blackboard, yee is guilti and yee knows it!! OOOh Arr fifty men on a deadmans chesty part lils gives a rooster the microwave chills.

I would like to apologise profusely for my mockery and slanderous take on the Scottish language and my terrible attempt at writing a sketch for pirates of the Caribbean 23 above, I do believe some blighter had perfumed my corn this fine and sunny morning, top hole I say, top hole. <3
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+2 427. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video People Doing Awesome Things

#4 It was 'Fine words doth butter no parsnips' :D

#5 A reply from D Trump 'I could do at least three of them' :S
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+2 428. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video Cigo (One Cigo (One Man Band) - Melita - 2011

Do you think all those giving money and having a photo were having it taken for tax purposes>:)
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+7 429. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video Bad lip reading

I watched the original debates, they made as much sense as this version. :|
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+1 430. Judge-Jake commented 94 days ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad

#6#8 That's all well and good but the uploader (likely the guy playing the guitar, the son) was only one of the two people featured in this video! this is a point of dignity.
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+1 431. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Stowe Foliage

#1 It's not fall silly it's Autumn ;)
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+1 432. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Morning chores

#8 Er... I think it was you and the old Scotsfellow :D
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+1 433. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad

Thanks Thunders <3
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+1 434. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video People Doing Awesome Things

I'm fairly sure this has been on Snotr before but no matter! There were three parts that I enjoyed more than all the other parts put together;) or was that a quote by Aristotle :*
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+3 435. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Morning chores

Hey Hey Hey!! I don't want my sex life splashed ( bad choice of expression ) all over the tabloids and Snotr thank you very much. O:)<3
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+1 436. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video ORACLE TEAM USA - Fun on Foils

I've got one of those in my garage but I haven't got enough friends to fly it. :(
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+13 437. Judge-Jake commented 95 days ago on video Mike Rayburn sings "Cat's In The Cradle" to his dying Dad

This is a very private moment between Father and Son very close to death and I'm not totally comfortable with this being on-line or on Snotr but that's only my opinion which I presume I'm entitled to.

The song though is one of my absolute favourites written by Harry Chapin and has been covered by many artists and bands over the years, Never better in my opinion than by Ricky Skaggs with an incredibly moving video. when he looks into the camera at the very end he's saying 'You really ought to think about this' https://youtu.be/fDe4jPhl5ac I remember many years ago having this playing on CMT Country Music Television and someone I didn't especially like came in the office, I had to leave for a few minutes and when I returned the song was just finishing and this guy had tears in his eyes and he suddenly said "I've got to go home and kiss my kids" he left and I changed my opinion of this 'Changed' guy. <3
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+1 438. Judge-Jake commented 97 days ago on video New Five Pound Note Plays Vinyl Records.

Ironically the old five pound note could be taken to a record shop and exchanged for actual music but since Brexit this is no longer possible. 8-)
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0 439. Judge-Jake commented 97 days ago on video The English Language In 24 Accents

I thought it was a good effort and he did appear quite sincere, although that might have been an impersonation of someone being quite sincere, I mean he might be a little shit, who knows. For anyone not English out there I should point out that there are many, many other dialects other than the extremes from Liverpool, Manchester, London, Wales and Scotland and posh. I for example speak with a smooth, none screechy, slightly posh, educated, pleasant accent which would be easy for anyone to understand who knew English as a language. :P
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+5 440. Judge-Jake commented 97 days ago on video The most EPIC tree removal

You could tell these guys had done this at least twice before. >:)
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+10 441. Judge-Jake commented 97 days ago on video Perfect welding

It wasn't perfect there is little dent at ten o clock but I might be being a tiny bit picky. >:)
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+7 442. Judge-Jake commented 97 days ago on video Guy shoots deer, then something strange happens...

#1#2 Yep pretty much agree with both of you.

This reminds me of my favourite Woody Allen joke/story.

"I shot a moose once, strapped him onto the fender of my car and headed home, but what I didn't realise was that the bullet didn't penetrate the moose, it merely creased his scalp knocking him unconscious. And I'm driving back through the Holland tunnel and the moose woke up, the moose is signalling for a turn you know. And there's a law in New York state about driving with a live moose on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. So I'm very panicky don't know what to do, then it hits me! Some friends of mine are having a surprise costume party, I'll go, ditch him at the party it wouldn't be my responsibility.
So I drive to my friends house, I ring the bell, the moose is beside me, I say Hello you know the Solomon's. The moose mingled, did very well, scored. Some guy tried to sell him insurance for an hour and a half. Midnight comes and they hold a competition for the best costume of the night. First prize goes to the Berkawitze's a married couple dressed as a moose, the moose comes in second, the moose is furious, he and the Berkawitze's lock antlers in the living room, they charge and knock each other unconscious. I thought this is my chance I grab the moose, strap him onto the fender of my car and head back to the forest ...BUT I got the Berkawitzes and there is a law in New York state about driving with an unconscious Jewish couple on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays and especially Saturdays. Next morning the Berkawitze's wake up in the forest in a Moose suit. Mr Berkawitze is shot stuffed and mounted by the New York Rifle club, but the joke is on them because it's restricted". :squirrel::squirrel: The amount of nonsense I carry around in my head is just ridiculous 8-)
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+2 443. Judge-Jake commented 98 days ago on video Synchronized crossroad

#5#9#11 Well Oscar Wilde did say and I quote 'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, that mediocrity can pay to greatness' unquote. >:)
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+3 444. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video Synchronized crossroad

Is this real or does it just look fake :*
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+1 445. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video Ski bike

#3 You are a very strange cameraperson you are.
I wonder where you get spare tyres for those things and I didn't see any brakes!! :x
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+2 446. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video Hang Massive - Once Again - 2011 ( hang drum duo )

:D:D;).......................
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+5 447. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video Hang Massive - Once Again - 2011 ( hang drum duo )

These were very popular in England right upto 2012 when they were banned because of the radiation, they were made in quantity from old plutonium containers shipped from Russia to Bern in Switzerland from 1987 to 2002, where they were fashioned into Kettle drums, chimineas and Hangs. Sadly a commune of new age travellers came down with a mysterious illness in Chelmsford Essex in early 2011 and we're all found dead in a big tent, turns out it was weapon grade plutonium poisoning. They were buried in a large lead lined coffin in a secret destination somewhere in the south of England, very sad :(
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0 448. Judge-Jake commented 99 days ago on video The history of the High Five

#3 I'm pretty sure there is a junior snotr for children, you've stumbled onto the adult site>:)
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+1 449. Judge-Jake commented 100 days ago on video How to fight in a XVth century knight armor

No ninjas in that period then? 8-)
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+3 450. Judge-Jake commented 100 days ago on video Kids being brutally honest

#2 It was fecking awful >:)
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+5 451. Judge-Jake commented 100 days ago on video The history of the High Five

WHAT!!!! bollocks we used to do high five's in my school back in 1968.
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+1 452. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video JPA JetPack Aviation JB10 Principality of Monaco Flight #3 iPhone6S

It would have better with the James Bond theme music played over the top of it:) actually for a moment I thought they were filming a scene and it was Daniel Craig under the helmet. I've got to get me one of those. :*
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+6 453. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Pi (π) unrolled

Well I liked it , especially the music. O:)
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+2 454. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Garbage Man

Another way of looking at it is who are the real hero's in society? The footballers who get paid millions of £'s the film stars who make millions for a movie? The singers who live in multimillion pound homes while a lot of their 'fans' live in relative poverty? No the real hero's in the world are the people who clean the streets, work in the hospitals, cook and serve the food.
We live in a strange world where the privileges go to those who have the easiest lives. Would we love these same people any less if they sang their songs, made their films, kicked their footballs, hit their tennis balls and golf balls, but were paid the average wage? Would they have any less desire to do those things rather than clean the streets? It's no wonder there are such long queues outside the x factor studios. :S
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+1 455. Judge-Jake commented 101 days ago on video Steam Roller vs Golf Balls

They obviously need a heavier roller >:)
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+2 456. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video King of Harmonica

It doesn't matter how good you get at playing the harmonica, half the time you suck. :S

I've been learning to play myself, but the only way I can play is to get in my car, drive at a hundred miles an hour, put the harmonica in my hand and put my hand out of the window. I've been stopped five times for practising and not taking a right turn.

I put strobe lights on my car now when I'm driving at night it looks like I'm the only one moving. Driving hasn't been the same since I installed the fairground mirror. I put a new engine in my car but I forgot to take the old one out, Now I can drive at 180 miles per hour..........the harmonica sounds amazing.
Steven wright 19 something :D

A mouth-organ went into a bar and ordered a pint, the barman said that's incredible you are the second mouth organ to come in today, the mouth organ said oh that would have been our Monica. :S
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+4 457. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Grumpy Sister

I don't believe her, I think she's only saying that because she means it. :squirrel:
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+2 458. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Avoiding Traffic

Pretty sure this was Scalectric :P
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+1 459. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video The funniest snore ever

If left untreated this sound will stop automatically and permanently 8-)
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+2 460. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video 44 adverts from the 1940

It's not the quantity but the quality that counts and these adverts had lots of neither lol :D
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+1 461. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video The funniest snore ever

Sounds like someone trying to start a chainsaw, moments later he is ordered out of the furniture store. Her laugh is annoying too. :S
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+2 462. Judge-Jake commented 102 days ago on video Teacher Dives out of Window!

#7 Yes just like in the 1970's:*
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+1 463. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Teacher Dives out of Window!

Ah back in the 1970's teachers were throwing themselves out of windows all the time. :*
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+2 464. Judge-Jake commented 103 days ago on video Amazing Doo-Wop at the parking lot

I listened to this and I'm so happy :D
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0 465. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Stereographic projection

#8 Only one and a half line's Captain Kirkdelicious are you ill, We need information..INFORMATION. Opps sorry accidentally put my online speaker phone on. :D
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0 466. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Acorn to Oak filmed over an 8 month period time-lapse

#8 I don't think you counted the two far left at 00:22 you need to have your peripheral vision checked or maybe (and don't take this the wrong way) you need to pin those incredibly big fat, rabbit cabbage Prince Charles lumpy dumpy ears back out of your vision of sight. :*
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+1 467. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Bear Bait

#8 They are but not all of them have bit's of people's arm meat hanging off :S
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+2 468. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Stereographic projection

Could someone please upload another toilet flushing video I'm getting over stimulated with this video.:'(
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+5 469. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Acorn to Oak filmed over an 8 month period time-lapse

Well I hope he's still filming I'd like to see it over the next twenty years or so. 8-)
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-2 470. Judge-Jake commented 104 days ago on video Turbo Flush Activated

Imagine calling god on that great white telephone, he'd say hello seven times, think it was a prank call, say well feck you then and hang up >:)
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+3 471. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Butterfly takes over Koala Joey's Photoshoot and owns it like a BOSS!

#5 Keep it to your self I don't want to start a panic! Mums the word :S
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+4 472. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video 1st FAI World Indoor Skydiving Championship - Silver Medallists - Czech Team "MAD RAVENS"

Is there an indoor skydiving fails video out there? That's the one I want to see.>:)

I can't decide if this is something I would like to have a go at or not, I mean if you can just float about a bit this would be a great attraction at a theme park if you were wearing the correct protective gear.:)

Okay I've just had a look they are everywhere, where have I been8-)
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+2 473. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video Butterfly takes over Koala Joey's Photoshoot and owns it like a BOSS!

Fact Koala snot(r) taste like nectar to butterfly's. The question is can chlamydia be passed on to butterflies via koala snot(r)? If so we have a bit of a problem here, well there! Butterflies also pollinate flowers and so do the bees, the bees make Honey, the honey is used in many products including breakfast cereals and in it's pure form. My advice is don't kiss an Australian. :*
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0 474. Judge-Jake commented 106 days ago on video A few minutes to just chill with a cup of coffee..or tea

#1 You need to take longer coffee breaks ;)
#2 Glad you liked it:)
#3 That's kinda Snotrsexual if you think about it<3
#4 That's good but you don't have to call me Mister Judge, Sir will be just fine :P
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+5 475. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Bubble

Well it certainly burst his

#2 What's the problem Thunders <3

Everyone you talk to has problems:- The other day I was on a bus sitting next to this Beautiful blonde Chinese girl. I said hello, she said hello, I said isn't it an amazing day?, she said yes it is I guess!. I said what do you mean you guess?, she said well things haven't been going too well for me just lately. I said like what? she said I can't tell you I don't even know you. I said yes but sometimes it can help to tell your problems to an absolute complete stranger on a bus. She said Well I've just come from my doctor and he's still unable to help me. I said what's the problem? and she paused and said... well I'm a nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys, she said by the way my names Diane..I said hello Diane I'm Bucky Goldstein. O:)
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-5 476. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Refurbished iPhone Transformed Into Newly Sealed

Could be just an extreme form of gift wrapping! It could also be a display model that is being sold. It's all well and good removing finger prints and smudges from the phone but how many used phones wouldn't have a scratch or two on them?

Anyway enough of this nonsense and on to more nonsense. I have just posted a comment on the strange people singing video of yesterday which I think you deserve to read. So I'm doing a copy paste to here. I think it has legs... Read on

Maybe we could declare Snotr a Religion! There would be some tax breaks for admin then. We could call it Snotrianismity 'Snotr-ian-ism-ity'. (difficult to say I know but that would stop unbelievers infiltrating us and giving us up to the Romans) All we need to do is appoint a god (I'm happy to put myself forward as it's pretty much type casting) a few disciples, well you could all apply for those. We would need a Mary of course (Thunders no question) a Devil (Suxi) a Donkey (Suxi would have to play two parts) Three wise men, ooou tricky, Captain kirkdelicious could apply, but we would have to keep his lines down to a minimum. You could come to me with your problems and misdemeanours and I could decide whether to forgive you or send you to Suxi for a hot pokering. Look we'll work out the rest as we go along... just need a show of hands. O:) <--my new symbol
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0 477. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Aramaic singing by Georgian church during Pope Francis' visit in Georgia

#17 Would you expand on your comment as I don't understand your point. 8-)

Maybe we could declare Snotr a Religion! There would be some tax breaks for admin then. We could call it Snotrianismity. All we need to do is appoint a god (I'm happy to put myself forward as it's pretty much type casting) a few disciples, well you could all apply for those. We would need a Mary of course (Thunders no question) a Devil (Suxi) a Donkey (Suxi would have to play two parts) Three wise men, ooou tricky but Captain kirkdelicious could apply but we would have to keep his lines down to a minimum. You could come to me with your problems and misdemeanours and I could decide whether to forgive you or send you to Suxi for a hot pokering. Look we'll work out the rest as we go along... just need a show of hands. As this is comment 22 of a reasonably old video and not too many people will see it I'll cut and paste it to a new one. O:) <--my new symbol
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+1 478. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Aramaic singing by Georgian church during Pope Francis' visit in Georgia

#15 Granted but then again that's hardly surprising because most atheists aren't trying to impress an imaginary friend..but ..oh you know the rest ;)
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+3 479. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Senior Olympic golden medalist

He needs to work on his landings and it's cheating using a bent pole. Also I don't think he's wearing regulation foot-ware but perhaps I'm being a little critical. >:)
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+3 480. Judge-Jake commented 107 days ago on video Aramaic singing by Georgian church during Pope Francis' visit in Georgia

#13 Well without appearing religionist, they look religious and they don't look like they are enjoying themselves. The little bearded fellow in the middle seems to be looking up which is where most religious people think god and therefore heaven is, Hubble hasn't spotted either him or the place yet though. My own opinion about religion is that it is all rather silly but that's only my opinion :)
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+2 481. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video Aramaic singing by Georgian church during Pope Francis' visit in Georgia

#6 On the contrary this is a perfect place to discus anything related to a video.
Certainly can't take anything away from the wonderful sound produced by these people. The problem is when you scratch the surface and look at the lives of those producing this sound. Belief over everything else and for what? :S
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+1 482. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video SloMo Squirrel Flung!

#6 I've never tried Squirrel anything:D
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+3 483. Judge-Jake commented 108 days ago on video Pilot loses propellor, forced to glide to the ground

He's obviously done that before ;) You can see what's going through his mind after he lands " Uum now why was my wife walking away from the plane earlier this morning with that big spanner in her hand, just after we took out that new life insurance policy" >:) The worrying thing is that he looks a little like me but I've got more hair and better glasses.:D
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-1 484. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video Sounds Like Music - Compilation

#2 Steven Wright 1991:S
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+3 485. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video Safety helmet challenge

That last guy wow, you've got to take your ..shoe off to him >:)
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-1 486. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video That strange impression of déjà-vu

#2 Steven wright 1994 and a double monkey from me ::(|)
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+4 487. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video Meanwhile in Russia

How do you get an elephant in a car? take out the front seats. Who do you get 17 Russians and a guitar and an accordion in a car? take out the elephant. 8-)<3
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+3 488. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video Philosophers Football

#4 Don't know what age you are but you have to bear in mind that this sketch is nearly 4o Years old. You have to consider what was around at the same time to realise how off the wall material like this was. I have to agree with you that this particular sketch by Python wasn't gut wrenchingly funny it was from one of the weekly TV episodes and I think they were pushing a little too much out at the time. But a few weeks either side of this sketch you would have heard the Dead parrot sketch, The argument sketch and some of the other classics. :S
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+3 489. Judge-Jake commented 109 days ago on video SloMo Squirrel Flung!

#3 Really I had no idea, never tried Squirrel:|
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-1 490. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Invasion Day

Mara Peas Juana :x
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0 491. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Faucet makes F1 race car sound

#2 Lab technicians doing the night shift in clinical chemistry, microbiology, haematology, histopathology or Immunology? ;)
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+9 492. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video SloMo Squirrel Flung!

Squirrels are certainly a divider of emotions creature. They are beautiful animals, but these American Greys have wiped out virtually completely the beautiful Reds that were in abundance in England before the Greys arrived only 140 years ago. There are now only 140.000 reds left compared to 2.5 million greys and the reds have been squeezed into a very small area north of the country and the isle of wight, a 95% decline.

If it wasn't for the bushy tail they would be basically rats and everyone would hate them, it's the tail that saves them I guess, Squirrels and I have a lot in common though and that is simply that we never give in. :squirrel:;)
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+3 493. Judge-Jake commented 110 days ago on video Little lad joins a street performer in Galway, Ireland

Yeah seen her before, she takes her son to all her gigs. #3 By the way Cameraman why do laugh like a middle aged woman :D I connected this up to my 100 inch projector screen and you can actually see your kilt reflected in the shop window on two occasions. :*
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+1 494. Judge-Jake commented 111 days ago on video Why Doesn't Time Flow Backwards?

#9 Your words, my sentiments exactly <3
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+3 495. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Watch out, doors closing!

#5 Or it was closing slower than usual (i)
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+3 496. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Why Doesn't Time Flow Backwards?

I can't be arsed with all this technical stuff today, life is to short, lets just say the answer to the question is 'Because it doesn't' have a nice coffee, possibly a biscuit, listen to some Bach and watch the flowers shrink O:)
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+4 497. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Live Encounter with the Quick Landslide

Just imagine if that was the only road to someplace and you were delivering something, you'd have to go home. What a bummer that would be :S
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+11 498. Judge-Jake commented 112 days ago on video Yankee fan looses ring during proposal

#2 That's a little cynical! I'm thinking you are talking from personal experience, just how fat is your wife? :*
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+4 499. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Thoughts and Prayers App

#2 My thoughts go out to you for wasting any of your time doing so.
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+1 500. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Watch out, doors closing!

The quick and the left behind on the platform I wonder how often that is used as a reason for being late for work in the Philies :P
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+1 501. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Thoughts and Prayers App

Ahh No! it's not real, I've search high and low but alas I think it's a joke. However if it was real you can bet your bottom dollar it would make a fortune especially from the deep south and of course you would be cutting out the middle man or woman<3
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+3 502. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video Swing Dancing Icon, Dawn Hampton, dancing at 81

This lady died four days ago :(
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+4 503. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video World's Largest Ship Elevator Opens at Three Gorges Dam in Central China

#2 I've just looked it up and it's a very lot:*
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+2 504. Judge-Jake commented 113 days ago on video TV news anchor loses it

#2 I don't think you should read too much into this video you still may be, now reconnect the milking cups and stand still like the others. 8-)
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+6 505. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video How to land your Microlight...when the engine cuts out.

I'm guessing he lived in one of those houses and thought that after the crash he might be able to crawl home and get an aspirin and a sticking plaster.>:)
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+2 506. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video Snake attack!

#6 Don't tell anyone else ;)
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+4 507. Judge-Jake commented 114 days ago on video How You're Probably Going to Die

#1 Steven Wright 1992 :S
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+1 508. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video The 1995 Hubble Photo That Changed Astronomy

#2 Yes if they would just get out of the habit of committing war crimes along with Ashad in Syria against the local population and spoiling my evening glass of wine with pictures of innocent children being gassed and having chemicals dropped on them, along with all the bombs they would be alright! Oh and obviously if they would stop the state organised cheating in sport too that would be good as well. (all allegedly and without prejudice) :S Yay Russia
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+1 509. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video DIY Trip Wire Alarm System

#6 Read a newspaper in Germany obviously >:)
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+4 510. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video The hay burns quickly

Playing that kind of music in your car it's only a matter of time before something exciting happens, I feel sorry for all those hungry rabbits. 8-)
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+4 511. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Snake attack!

If this is real it is evil personified and as long as it never ever happens to me I'm all for it. :D:D
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+2 512. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Bee attack prank

If this is real it is evil personified and as long as it doesn't ever happen to me I'm all for it lol :D
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+3 513. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Patience is Doge's virtue

#9 You have to keep both eyes open in this game ;) oops I meant :)
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+4 514. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Magnificent

#5 D <--- I've had some of it, now I'm fine :D
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0 515. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video DIY Trip Wire Alarm System

#4 You have to be kidding!! Read a newspaper.:D
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+6 516. Judge-Jake commented 115 days ago on video Patience is Doge's virtue

What's a DOGE?
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+1 517. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video The HyperAdapt

Of course the main advantage of the lights at the back (which you won't be able to see by the way) is that Muggers will see you are wearing $1000+ trainers and they will be in the perfect spot 'behind you'. If you are going to buy a pair you need to learn how to run real fast real quick. :(|)
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+3 518. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video CNN reporter hit by protester, knocked over

PHEW! I'm keeping out of this one:S
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0 519. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video Magnificent

#1 If you can't appreciate the beauty of these birds you are not of this world, move along. :|

I have just devised (in my mind) a terrible hummingbird trap, when the long beak slips deep into the artificial flower a clamping device underneath.....no I can't go on with it, it's just too terrible!!

Now I'm wondering if Humming bird beaks are like lizards tails, no no no that's not the way to think, stop it aaaahhhhh!!!!!!:x

And if they are do they grow back 8-)
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+4 520. Judge-Jake commented 116 days ago on video DIY Trip Wire Alarm System

Spoiler alert!! Don't start making one of these step by step without watching the video all the way to the end. I did and I now have a trip wire alarm that I don't need for my yacht>:)
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+9 521. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Kids and Zoo Animals

Mostly sad for the Animals. :|
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+1 522. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Giant RC plane destroyed

Still statistically the safest way for a hamster to travel >:)
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+1 523. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Kitten VERY Protective of her Food

One big case of Kitty indigestion coming right up. That kitten is going to grow up to be a WereCat >:)
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+7 524. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video Fails of the Week 4 September 2016 || FailArmy

That buffalo at the end was probably running around saying "URRRK I licked her face it was orrible, uur give me a shot":*
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+5 525. Judge-Jake commented 118 days ago on video 84 year old Singer/ songwriter

My kinda guy and humour so sad to hear that Ray is no longer around. At least his work and this audition will be around for a very long time<3
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-1 526. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video SpaceX at it again

#9#10 Yeah you're both right FECK UM!! SpaceX serves you right for having a Musky guy as your C.O. Ha Ha Ha Ha hA hA HA ha, oooou you bleu up oou oou oou bet that cost a lot ha ha ha ha tee hee back to old drawing board you loosers!! Ha hA ha>:)
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+5 527. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Racing pilot nearly decapitated when hit by another plane

Well he won't be doing much with his right hand for a while. I wonder what happened to the plane that hit him.
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+6 528. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video How not to board a ship

I'd like to think I wasn't that stupid in the first place, but I'd have been out of that cab long before it hit the water:* I mean how many seatbelts did he have to unbuckle:x
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+2 529. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video GTA V: Perfect Photos In 5 Easy Steps

I'm sure it's funny if you get it :S
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+5 530. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Frustrated Football fan

It's only a game for feck sake8-)
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+1 531. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video World's Weirdest - Pangolin

#3 I want two 8-)
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+1 532. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video SpaceX at it again

I'm really sorry for SpaceX that things haven't been going too well of late and I can't laugh at their mishaps I'm sorry. Better though that they iron out serious stuff while the vehicles are unmanned. I find the whole idea of colonising Mars or any other rock out there very exciting indeed and I'm only saddened by the fact that I might not live enough years to see it. <3
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0 533. Judge-Jake commented 119 days ago on video Thunder strokes

#4 Tis a pleasure oh Thunderous one.<3
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+3 534. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video Thunder strokes

I only clicked on this video because I thought someone was saying something scandalous about my favourite Snotr bird. ;)<3
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+1 535. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video Phi Phi Islands, Thailand

#5 Fair enough when you put it like that but it's sooo boring, I literally fell asleep on line two, all day I've been feeling lethargic after reading it, I can't concentrate I've probably left medical instruments in several patients and it's all because of that, you know I'm seriously considering therapy, I am, it was just too much. Surly no one can be that boring in real life can they well Suxi maybe and Kenuki what ever his name is but they must be in the minority don't you think? Imagine if they are married omg their wives would be on Prozac. I need a glass of wine, night night<3
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+1 536. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video Attack of the Tumbleweed

This is obviously a gang gathering, be afraid be very afraid. This is where all the tumbleweed gangs from all over America have got together to hear Tumble-Cyrus-weed make his speech.

Tumble -Cyrus-weed "Can you count suckers, I say the future is ours.....if you can count.

All the other weeds "Yeah oou yeah, ooh oooh yeah".

Tumble-Cyrus -weed again " Now look what we have before us, we have the Tumble Sarasin weeds rolling next to the Tumble jones street boys weed....We've got the Tumble moon runner weeds blowing by the tumble vancourtland ranger weeds..........................No weed is wasting no weed.....that is a miracle and miracles are the way things ought to be............. can you dig it, can you dig it CAN YOU DIG IT????

Soon after some long haired Weed with several coke bottles, shoots Tumble Cyrus weed and blames it on the Tumble Warrior weeds who have to blow and tumble all the back to Brooklyn. Along the way one of the Tumble Warrior weeds gets handcuffed to a park bench and some tumble lesbian weeds nearly shoot a couple of the others Oh and several members of Tumble Kiss weed try to baseball Tumble Swan weed who went on to sleep with Tumble Olivia Newton John weed (Probable after making Xanado).

Back at the Tumble Wonder wheel weed the Riffs turn up and probably severely kill the long Tumble haired weed on the beach they certainly ruffle his hair up anyway. As the sun sets on another Brooklyn morning the Tumble Warrior Weeds and their new Tumble bird weed who I forget to mention but has very full lips, blow along the beach to the sound of Tumble Joe Walsh weed singing "In the city". The end :*<3
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+5 537. Judge-Jake commented 120 days ago on video Eric and Peety

What a wonderful story with such an inevitable sad moment. Dogs give you so much joy in your life followed by a day that totally brings you to your knees and breaks your heart. The person that manages to solve the relatively short lifespan of a dog problem will get the Nobel prize. You can pay a Korean $70.000 for a clone, I predict this facility will become a major business all over the world in the next twenty years when it becomes affordable and the ethics are fine tuned.
Recently on holiday I got talking to a lovely lady about a dog charity that she was patron of. I'll attach the link to the site it's called soidog https://www.soidog.org/ some of the information on the site is very harrowing but if any of you want to join me and make a donation I'm sure it would be very well received. O:)<3
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0 538. Judge-Jake commented 121 days ago on video Cat vs Snake

#13 OOu not quite sure what you are saying there matey :squirrel:
#12 Presume you are okay with my option then (#5):D
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+1 539. Judge-Jake commented 121 days ago on video Running the Seasons

Three things come to mind 1) I can't get the Benny Hill theme music out of my mind 2) There is a heart that will be so healthy it will need beating to death with a stick when the guys dies and 3) I foresee a new pair of hips being required long before 2. >:)
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+1 540. Judge-Jake commented 121 days ago on video Phi Phi Islands, Thailand

#4 Yawn...................:S
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+7 541. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video Who wouldn't love Denmark

I'd go in and ask for a Samsung S7 :|
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+4 542. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video Phi Phi Islands, Thailand

Beautiful scenery just need to be careful you don't fall over the little piles of stones on some Thai beaches :S
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+4 543. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video 15 Amazing Facts about the Armadillo

Beautiful creatures apart from the leprosy bit 8-)
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+5 544. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video Cat vs Snake

#6 Copy Cat ;)
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+8 545. Judge-Jake commented 122 days ago on video Cat vs Snake

Just wait until it brings that through your cat flap > :)
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0 546. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video The new bidet works alright

Personally I like the video it's just a pity the bidet didn't work properly. I didn't realise you could get these things for a regular loo. :)
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0 547. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video Ultimate Satisfaction!

What was the filly up drink thing, I want one.:x
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+2 548. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video 2016 WEBBY AWARD WINNER: Tiny Hamster is a Giant Monster!!

#2 Godhamster actually or perhaps Hamgobster ;)
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+4 549. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video Zoom

Typical woman, you travel 100 billion light years and when you get back, she is still sun bathing in the same exact spot O:)
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+3 550. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video Fun with Fall Walls!

When I see these things I just think someone has got too much time on their hands: squirrel:
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+5 551. Judge-Jake commented 123 days ago on video Breathing Earth

Looks to me like the wind is blowing against the trees higher up and at some point the whole thing is going to come a tumbling down. :|
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0 552. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video Possessed Ladder Walks On Out Its Own!

That's my stepladder, my real ladder left me when I was a baby:P
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+1 553. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video ASMR Rewind Kinetic Sand . Layered Sounds . Oddly Satisfying .

This is just magnified MRSA for dyslexics >:)
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0 554. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video Grandmother cleaning

She is just a very thorough grandmother getting the dust off first before she connects up the suction. That way she doesn't have to empty the bag so often. O:)
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0 555. Judge-Jake commented 124 days ago on video Did he accidentally buy a horse?

#7 She is cute and obviously Bulgarian as I can't understand a word she's saying. If I was guessing it was something about renting a horse.

For those of you not in the know or in other words not English this program is called 'Would I lie to you' and is absolutely brilliant.
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0 556. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video 5 Awesome Ideas

As everyone knows I'm not one to complain and I personally like all the changes and any duplicated video's all great I love them. I have a strange problem on Snotr though, I can only play three video's at a time, the forth one just goes to black. I then have to come out of Snotr and log back in to continue, but I'm not complaining I quite enjoy pressing keys and it's good exercise, must be using a calorie or two, so thank you<3
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+1 557. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video The Conspiracy Behind Your Glasses

You should all move to Scotland where glasses and hearing aids are free!!!! providing you give the technician the secret wink:S
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+2 558. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Hidden Beach

Far too noisy for my liking and I bet you have to pay some shark to get on it8-)
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+3 559. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Windy in Taipei

#3 On the other hand if he had have done up the strap, he might have been chasing after his entire head.:* P.S I agree with the title:|
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0 560. Judge-Jake commented 125 days ago on video Why Weddings Are a Total Rip-Off

Weddings are unnecessarily expensive, divorces are unavoidably more expensive:S
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+1 561. Judge-Jake commented 128 days ago on video The Amazing Triple Spiral (15,000 DOMINOES)

Oh no! not a conversation about submissions, look the sun is shining (well here anyway) we are all just about alive lets move on:*<3
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+4 562. Judge-Jake commented 129 days ago on video The Amazing Triple Spiral (15,000 DOMINOES)

Very pretty:)...........
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0 563. Judge-Jake commented 129 days ago on video Working architectural model of a wooden roller coaster

It just needs some miniature screams and some miniature vomit>:)
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+4 564. Judge-Jake commented 130 days ago on video HOVERBOARD FAIL COMPILATION

It's not a question of if, just a question of when you are going to fall off. :(|)
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+2 565. Judge-Jake commented 130 days ago on video Vortex Water Fountain

I wondered when someone would make one of these. I thought about it about fifteen years ago when spending time in a lab (not the dog) magnetic flea in a stirrer producing a vortex, been around in labs forever.:)
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+2 566. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video A Hole in a Hole in a Hole

I bet his glass blower hides behind the counter when he sees him coming :D
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+2 567. Judge-Jake commented 131 days ago on video Dude runs over table on danish live tv

I was cold;)
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+2 568. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Flying trabant

#4 Gee Thanks ;):*<3
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+5 569. Judge-Jake commented 132 days ago on video Flying trabant

I'd like to see them do that with a tank.:|
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0 570. Judge-Jake commented 133 days ago on video A Day in the Life of Americans. This is how America runs.

#6 I think America ought to move to Sweden for a while. :)
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+1 571. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video A Day in the Life of Americans. This is how America runs.

I would have liked to see a reproductive section or a practising section at least;)
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+2 572. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video 5 Horrifying Plane Crashes Caught on Camera !

#7 Thank you I appreciate your reply:)
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+3 573. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video Kids Losing Balloons

The balloon natural enemy of the child;)
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+1 574. Judge-Jake commented 134 days ago on video 5 Horrifying Plane Crashes Caught on Camera !

Ok, sadly several new video's have appeared before I have had time to make my much needed comment on this subject. The subject in question being ME!
I have realised over the last few days that I have to be extremely careful how I express my views as my comments either get removed or heavily down voted. I also realise that sadly due to the misinterpretation of the depth of some of my comments I seem to be treading on rather thin ice and could be banished from the comment section of Snotr, which would make me very sad and in my opinion would be a sad reflection on the site and even though I say so myself would make Snotr a less interesting place for those who view.
It is absolutely true that I have had a warning in the past and did have a 24 hour ban which was actually several years ago. Looking at the photograph that accompanies your name Geekster (and I'm not about to be disrespectful) I don't know if that is you or an image that you would like to represent your personality but it gives me the impression of the kind of guy you might go down to the pub with, have a few beers and crack a few jokes with. I'm not even sure of your nationality but in the UK where I come from, when we do that with someone who we feel is like minded has the same interests we wind each other up. If for example my mate Dave told me he had been given six points on his driving licence for doing 56 mph in a 50 mph zone AGAIN! I and all his other mates would call him a fecking Twat, he would agree that he was and we would all have a laugh!! That is the humour that I am used to, it isn't malicious it isn't personal and it certainly isn't disrespectful. I'm not really happy about having to have a warning for a silly comment but I will accept it (you hold all the cards anyway and the kill button) but I do ask you to understand that just because you found my comment disrespectful it really wasn't. JJO:)
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+3 575. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Shaolin soccer : US edition

I'm not a football fan at all! But I love this move, such a sham it was disallowed, they should have an anti offside rule for when a player does something amazing like this.:)
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+1 576. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Every Reality TV Show Ever

Good old English humour, great if you get it, sadly some people don't.:)
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+4 577. Judge-Jake commented 136 days ago on video Dog pulled out of the rubble after 9 days.

Well that is lovely to see, I'm guessing he/she had a source of water from somewhere.:)
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+1 578. Judge-Jake commented 137 days ago on video Eddystone Lighthouse

My favourite lighthouse story was of the Smalls lighthouse off the Pembrokeshire coast, Wales. In 1801 two lighthouse men Thomas Howell and Thomas Griffith were manning the lighthouse and had to wait for several weeks for the return ship to take them off, partly due to bad weather. The pair were known to argue a lot and following a freak accident Griffith died, Scared that he would be accused of murder Howell made a makeshift coffin and strapped it to the outside of the lighthouse. Soon a storm smashed open the coffin and the ropes got tangled on the corpse causing it's arm to swing in the wind in a gesturing motion as it slowly decayed. When Howell was eventually rescued he had virtually been driven insane by hunger and the situation. Since that day and before automation it became policy that three lighthouse men would always be stationed on a lighthouse. JJ from the land of free speech North Korea signing out O:)
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-6 579. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video The Exoplanet Next Door

#2 I don't think they wanted their comment to me to go public:S
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+1 580. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Forging a Tomahawk from a Wrench

#2 Just watch it backwards;) You'll need a mirror if you turn around:P
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+4 581. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video SpaceX Falcon 9 Explosion

There's a few dollars gone up in smoke for sure8-)
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+1 582. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Near miss or epic evade ?

Are we assume that he or she didn't survive? fifteen seconds too long8-)
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+4 583. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video The new Australian 5 dollar note looks amazing

We are getting a similar change in England any minute now with a new £5 note followed by a new £10 note next year and a new £20 note in 2020 I understand. They are actually plastic so don't tear and have around ten times the life of the current paper notes. They also have a raised area of dots on them for the visually impaired It's not braille though as interestingly only a very tiny percentage of blind people actually use braille, the three notes will also be different in size and hopefully a real nightmare to forge.:|
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+1 584. Judge-Jake commented 138 days ago on video Social Conformity

#8 Oh no, no skirts or dresses for me I'm an Englishman and proud of it. Well to be accurate I'm proud to be an Englishman amongst Englishmen like me, there are a lot of Hinglanders that I'm not proud to be connected to by nationality. I'm fairly sure Cameramaster would feel the same about some of his clan members. :*<3
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+1 585. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video 10 Lies That Advertising Sold You

#5 There is a radio quiz game in the UK that has been running for about fifty years on Radio 4 it's called 'Just a minute' Basically you have to talk about a subject just handed to you for one minute without hesitation repetition or deviation or you get buzzed by another in the quiz and they take over. You would be buzzed on deviation every time:S
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+5 586. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Social Conformity

I'm not a conformist I'd look down at my phone ignore what was going on and continue watching the Stepford wives on video>:)
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+1 587. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Why Mountain Dew Is Worse For Your Teeth Than CocaCola

Never heard of Mountain Dew, except for what you find on the end of your nose when climbing Snowden in February. If you are going to conduct an 'After' experiment we need to see the 'Before' My guess is that the sister probably drinks copious amounts of this crap also, so the before was likely as disgusting as the after 8-)8-)
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+1 588. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Hilarious Best Man Speech -- Irish Guy at Italian Wedding

#4 Oh I couldn't possibly, my identity must remain cloaked, the same as yours;)<3
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+3 589. Judge-Jake commented 139 days ago on video Little Talks Guitar Cover by Lego Mindstorms EV3

#5 I bet you did, I bet you did! Was he into photography, photographs he asked her knowingly wink wink nudge nudge say no more, I bet he was I bet he was, candid hey, candid photography, holiday snaps hey, could be, could be taken on holiday but you know whoor! hey whoor! am I insinuating anything? oou no no no yes, well you know you've done it, know what I mean, you've er slept with a lady?................................What's it like? ! !;);):*:*:S
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+1 590. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video World's biggest aircraft crashes

The end...............:S
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+3 591. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Little Talks Guitar Cover by Lego Mindstorms EV3

#2 Yes it would have been nice to hear at least a section of it straight from a pickup:|
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+5 593. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video 10 Lies That Advertising Sold You

What you see is what you get........ except with pre packaged strawberries.>:)
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+3 594. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Incredible footage of hermit crab changing shells with anemones!

I've seen the shell changing before many times but this is a first with moving the lodgers which incidentally would be a perfect name for anemones. ;)
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+2 595. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Trick Shot Masters Dude Perfect Trade Their Basketballs For Shotguns

Would have been more interesting with the seven brides of these brothers;)
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+2 596. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video So...you think You're hard done by?

#7 Thunders! and I thought you only had eyes for me :P
A few more bricks and he would have had an extension, I'm guessing he was a builder and maybe had an accident? He could certainly start a BBQ building business. ;)
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+3 597. Judge-Jake commented 140 days ago on video Little Talks Guitar Cover by Lego Mindstorms EV3

This is some feat, I came very close to once buying an autoplay guitar at an auction in a beautiful wooden and glass case, a real piece of furniture. It went a little higher than I wanted to go at the time but I regretted it afterwards, I must have had a bit of Scottish in me that day. :D
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+2 598. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Hilarious Best Man Speech -- Irish Guy at Italian Wedding

This reminds me so much of a speech I did at a garden birthday party years ago. I did the papers on the floor thing just the same making the excuse that I hadn't realised that there was going to be children present "Can't do that. or that, definitely not that, No no no", until I ended up with one sheet it was hilarious . Can't remember how old the garden was now ?:*
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+1 599. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Guy eats the spiciest noodles in the world in Indonesia and immediately regrets his decision

#7 Actually Thunders on the richter scale of pain, Renal Colic beats childbirth apparently. You need to speak to a woman who has also had a both, although I understand renal colic is worse for a man.:x
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+2 600. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Why Drive When You Can Fly?

By the look of his next project he's going to get a new job by a lake :O
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+1 601. Judge-Jake commented 141 days ago on video Guy eats the spiciest noodles in the world in Indonesia and immediately regrets his decision

I've had renal colic! I'd choose those spicy noodles any day of the week :*
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+1 602. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video The luckiest dog alive

That is a cat in dogs clothing 8-)
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-7 603. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video SUPER-FAST Norwegian navy COMBAT SHIP! Top-speed of over 60 KNOTS (approx. 70 MPH!)

I went faster than that this morning (no I didn't if there are any Police watching) anyway I did, and I was on a tarmac road with obstacles not some soft water with nothing to crash into for miles, so big deal Norway I'm not impressed.>:)
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0 604. Judge-Jake commented 142 days ago on video World's biggest aircraft crashes

#6 It's very simple unlike the #8 explanation kin hell!. If you look at a hundred or better still a thousand video's on snotr you will get a very good idea of the type of video's here. Occasionally and it is thankfully very occasionally a rogue out of place video will appear and it sticks out like a sore thumb! You would have to be a regular viewer to see the soreness of the thumb. My theory is that the Snotr team go on holiday together and leave a spotty fifteen year old yute in charge who because of his childish mentality which must be quite similar to yours, uploads the occasional juvenile sore thumb video and in so doing gets a double monkey from me. ::(|)>:)
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+5 605. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video Driving back home

And six months later you will find it on ebay 'One careful elderly lady driver, just used for going to the shops' ;)
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+1 606. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video Rubber chicken in a fan

#10 Take a big breath Suxi:D
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+4 607. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video World's biggest aircraft crashes

#2 Hopefully back to one of the many many many crappy websites that do more than enough to show video's of that calibre. If you saw it here on snotr congratulations you've seen it. If you are in need of watching it again then maybe you should seek treatment:*
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+1 608. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video mmm Ramen

#2 Yeah what an idiot #1 for not working that out..Total plonker and a double monkey::(|)
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+3 609. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video World's biggest aircraft crashes

Big news (Not) a week ago.
Just glad that the abused frog has disappeared. Thank you Snotr<3
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0 610. Judge-Jake commented 143 days ago on video A Frame that Slows Down Time

$199 as a kickstart. Give it a year and the Chinese will have a version for $40-)
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+3 611. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Cute baby Donkey just wants to cuddle and kiss the Girl.

It a great video but come on #1 Snotr has really taken a downward step today awful video with the frog and comments like this:(
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+1 612. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Araabmuzik performing his music live

#14 Yes it does. What about the band who's style is called "This is the only type of music to love, all the rest is shite" 'Tito-Tomtl-Atris', Irish band google them.:*
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-1 613. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video The Widest Ship in The World

#3 You don't say.............#5 You don't say as well...............:D
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-1 614. Judge-Jake commented 144 days ago on video Rubber chicken in a fan

Not Funny(i)
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+5 615. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Fails of the Month August 2016 || FailArmy

Don't you just love it when other people hurt themselves:D
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+2 616. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Googly-eyed Stubby Squid so cute

#2 Don't fret Thunders I have a cunning plan! Next time I go that way on a cruise I'm going to invite Suxi and at the given signal (with a bit of pushing struggling and attachment of the anchor) Jenny's (since I haven't given her real name) toy, will have someone to play with it again on the ocean floor.>:)
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+3 617. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video The Widest Ship in The World

My goodness they need to catch a lot of mackerel to pay for that big bugger:(|)
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+4 618. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Time Is Nothing - Around The World In 343 Days (Time Lapse)

Video..The safest way to travel.:*

Who the feck was in charge of the editing Thailand, England, Paris France, England, Argentina, Thailand, Bath. Thailand??????????????????????:O
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+1 619. Judge-Jake commented 145 days ago on video Araabmuzik performing his music live

Maybe it's because of my age and because I've grown up and developed my musical tastes somewhat but all I will say is that I'm so very glad I didn't grow up listening to this.

I grew up listening to the Beatles, Stones, Beach boys, America, Bread, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, ACDC, Focus, Super Tramp, Genesis, Black Sabbath, The Who, Fleetwood Mac, Queen, ELP, ELO, Aerosmith, Alan Parsons project, James Taylor, Bad company, Isley Brothers, Kinks, Carole King, Jackson Brown, T Rex, Simon and Garfunkel, Santana, Bob Seger, Dylan, Tom Petty, Police, James Brown, Kraftwerk, Al Green, Doors, Neil young, Bowie, Clapton, Cream, Led Zeppelin, David Grey, David Gates, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen etc etc etc you know MUSIC!!!:D
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+2 620. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video Bringing a Typewriter to a Computer Science Class

#11 You do know that I made that up don't you:P and not the bit about about not speaking Italian>:)
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+1 621. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video The Ultimate Conspiracy Debunker

#2 It's the old Emperor and his clothes again.
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+2 622. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video THE JETTLE pulsejet powered kettle (longer version)

#6 What with these chimps:(|):(|):(|) oou oou oou, ouu oou ooou<3
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+7 623. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video Hillary supporters agree with Trump quotes

It's all well and good doing this stuff but you gotta tell um afterwards and watch them squirm, otherwise you might just as well be a googly eyed squid model on the ocean floor.8-)
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+1 624. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video The Ultimate Conspiracy Debunker

Does it work with the conspiracy theory regarding religion? Uuummm lets try it. Are their such things as Gods? Some rich people think their are.. Answer is Some rich people are either stupid or want you to believe they believe so you will vote for them O:).
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+2 625. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video THE JETTLE pulsejet powered kettle (longer version)

#1 NO NO NO!!! this is how you make a proper cup of tea:-

Put two spoonful's of real loose tea from your gold caddy (blended to your own taste) (That's one for you and one for the pot) into a china tea pot preferably pre 1930's, boil your kettle or Jettle (doesn't actually matter which) allow the boiled water to cool (important) for 40 seconds then pour the water into the teapot.

Stir with a silver teaspoon for 15 seconds. Leave to brew for a minimum of one and a half minutes. Take your silver strainer and place it across the top of your china teacup ready placed in it's matching saucer. The handle of the teacup should be pointing due south and lined up with any other teacups on the tablecloth covered oak table. Gently pour the brewed tea through the strainer taking care not to allow any of the loose leaves to enter the cup.

Leave for twenty seconds then add freshly milked cows milk to a light brown Hue. If you must add sugar it should be caster and sprinkled from a sugar jar with a silver sprinkler top, firstly onto a dry spoon for measure then dunked not dripped into the teacup no need to stir. On a summer's afternoon in your favourite chair by the open window lean gently forward, bringing the teacup towards you and pour the brown shite out of the window and go and make a nice cup of coffee.:P

#3 Me too!!!!!
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+4 626. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video The bear and the washing machine

That's a brilliant advert:D
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+12 627. Judge-Jake commented 146 days ago on video Googly-eyed Stubby Squid so cute

Sorry Guys but I made one of these for my daughter a couple of years ago and she dropped it overboard on a cruise we went on. You can wait all day for it to more but it ain't gonna. Glad you found it for me. ;)
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0 628. Judge-Jake commented 147 days ago on video Pimp my ride Australia

And to think I left my old MG for about six months without starting it and the clutch seized to the flywheel, unbelievable :D
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+1 629. Judge-Jake commented 147 days ago on video Ducklings having fun on a waterslide

This is early Hen abuse and JJ is not amused:|
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+3 630. Judge-Jake commented 147 days ago on video Bringing a Typewriter to a Computer Science Class

The tutor says "Could you maybe type the keys a little quieter" you saw what happened
At the end the tutor says " Maybe you could write your notes on paper"
The Geek says " I forgot my pencil" Everyone laughs
Then he goes on to say "The 'P' isn't typing very well, I've got to go for a 'P'
and everyone laughs again.
The tutor says very funny you will go far.
The end.
Incidentally I don't speak a word of Italian;)
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+1 631. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Birds are Jerks

#6 I have absolutely no idea why I typed Cockatoo, My father used to have a Cockatoo and I had two Blue gold macaws in the spare room for three months a couple of years ago so I do know the difference. I have two Cockapoo's in the house at the moment so maybe that was it 8-):(|)
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+3 632. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Prank with finger injury

Doesn't anyone else work there? this could have run and run:D

The danger here of course is the 'Man who cried wolf syndrome' Should he ever end up with a six in nail though his Willy (God knows who that might happen but..) everyone is just going to go for a fag break lol:x

Having said that a friend of mine once worked in a meat factory and kept putting his willy in the bacon slicer, every time they caught him they gave him a warning two verbal and then two written. Finally they sacked him and two days later they sacked the bacon slicer too. >:)
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+3 633. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Birds are Jerks

#2 Those crows looked like Ravens to me.
That Cockatoo Cheek kiss had to sting.:*
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+1 634. Judge-Jake commented 148 days ago on video Can Paper Cut Wood?

I think they should have used this as a method of torture on that 007 movie but only between the toes
"No Mr Bond I expect you to cry" >:)
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0 635. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Catching the mouse

#4 I'm sure you would ;) I'm thinking maybe a kangaroo rat or a young wallaby :squirrel:
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+4 636. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video How to ruin someone's Instagram food photo

I love this video, I'd really like to see the next thirty seconds:)<3
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+6 637. Judge-Jake commented 149 days ago on video Catching the mouse

And here begins yet another generation of mouseophobia (it's actually Musophobia in case Kirk delicious is on line today) in the Jones family:D
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+1 638. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Kosovo Kaleidoscope

I thought the war in Kosovo was over? isn't it about time everyone slowed down now, there are no bullets now, chill for goodness sake.:*
The video is surreal it could be a computer game in places
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+5 639. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video smart cows and karabau

#3 Lighten up Kirk for fecks sake, try reading the beano for a change.:S
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+2 640. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Getaway In Stockholm 3 - Honda NSX

If the Stockholm police are interested I think Mr Kiss lives at Vasterhaninge Sweden postcode 137 38 Mr Arsehole lives next door. Mr Kiss's Gran normally answers the door and says he's at his job, he is a cleaner on the Swedish underground.;)

For all you idiots above who think this is cool you obviously have no idea of the carnage that would be caused if one of these toe rags met with a late night jogger or another car. Phone your local A&E and ask them to give you a call when they next get a serious RTA in, you could play around in the gristle and play the where does this part go game. :(
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-1 641. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video smart cows and karabau

You none vegetarian, murdering, meat eating, barstards really ought to stop eating these intelligent creatures<3
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+2 642. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video "Please tell me you got that"!

"Julie...JULIE where are you Julie, some on swim back to the surface I want to check the footage"........

"Shuuhsh Guys it's Julie on the mobile,...Yeah...Yeah...okay, yeah...oh No!! Really....yeah....shit...really...yeah...Ok yeah I'll tell him...yeah I will and your Mom yeah....Okay... Bye..bye"

GUYS..." So what did she say"

"Well you know how whales aren't supposed to be able to swallow human beings...well.....................>:)
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+3 643. Judge-Jake commented 150 days ago on video Never underestimate the power of a great story

#3#2 I've just found out that that in the making of the film that ughlah kindly supplied a link for (Albeit only the opening section of the film) The actor Vic Morrow and two little girls he was carrying through the water were killed by the helicopter, Vic and one of the girls were decapitated and the other was crushed by the wreckage, absolutely awful and I had no idea this had happened. It was back in 1982, I'm stunned and shocked. :'(
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+6 644. Judge-Jake commented 151 days ago on video Never underestimate the power of a great story

Never having seen this before I though it was absolutely brilliant. It reminded me of one of the Twilight Zone short stories for some reason. Some racist middle-aged white guy was in a bar complaining that he had been over looked for a promotion by some Black guy and he was getting drunk and more and more obnoxious about Jews and all other nationalities next minute he finds himself transported to the swamps of Vietnam avoiding machine gun fire, then he sees some American GI's and shouts "Oh thank God guys" and they shoot him, Can't remember where he ends up next but I remember it ends with him outside the Pub on a train, his friend comes out of the pub and as the train pulls away he realises he is on his way to Auschwitz he shouts for his friend but he can't see or hear him. Very powerful short story and the sequences were much like the video above but not so funny at the end.
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+6 645. Judge-Jake commented 152 days ago on video Mother monkey with her baby watching snotr in smartphone

Umm not a fan of dressing Monkeys up in human clothes, they are monkeys and should not be treated as pets. I find this rather sad. :(
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+8 646. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video A nuclear artillery shell test

That cloud at the end has to be the single most terrifying symbol of the last 100 years8-)
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+3 647. Judge-Jake commented 153 days ago on video Lovely feelgood short film

I sure hope that guy hadn't just driven home:S
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+8 648. Judge-Jake commented 154 days ago on video Star Size Comparision

Puts it into perspective doesn't it<3
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+4 649. Judge-Jake commented 154 days ago on video A Feral Cat Hunts Birds

#4 That might be true but unless you want to alienate yourself on Snotr you should stop eating them especially the monkeys, it's not nice it's not big and it's not cleaver8-)
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0 650. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video Drunk Woman Breaks Police Car Windshield with Bare Feet

#6 You started off well then after a while you started to ramble a bit and I found myself wanting to throw my phone at you and now I kinda feel sorry for the policeman, look what you did there:S
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+2 651. Judge-Jake commented 155 days ago on video kids on breaking up with someone

#3 Don't talk about the pain, oh that pain, worse than renal colic >:)
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+2 652. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video Drunk Woman Breaks Police Car Windshield with Bare Feet

Temper Temper, Mr Policeman remember you are a professional. She just wanted the Aircon on!:*
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+3 653. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video Chilli-powder condoms, firecrackers boost Tanzania elephant protection

I don't suppose just for a moment that the sound of a firecracker going off without the chilli powder had anything to do with the elephants stampeding in the other direction8-)

What they really want to work on is an armour plated suit for Elephants with laser guided poacher directional missiles on board;)
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+2 654. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video TUNA TORNADO

#3 It's not like you to be funny Suxi but credit where credit due...even though you read it somewhere else, it was appropriate and made me grin....just a little...I even got you out of negative numbers there :squirrel:
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+5 655. Judge-Jake commented 156 days ago on video kids on breaking up with someone

Out of the mouths of babes O:) Wisdom way beyond their years:)
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+4 656. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video TUNA TORNADO

#1 They only taste terrible if you boil or fry them, they come with their own cooking instructions rotate slowly in a microwave;)>:)
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+8 657. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video Lion tries to EAT screaming toddler on Mexican TV show

Twenty years later in therapy "So can you think of any event in your childhood that may have triggered this un-rational fear of cats"?
"Well", reaching for her laptop.......8-)
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+4 658. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video Squirrel Steals a camera and Ends Up Filming Like an Expert

:squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:>>>>>>>>>:squirrel::squirrel:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:squirrel:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:squirrel:.....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:squirrel:>>>>>:squirrel:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:squirrel:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:squirrel::*:) That's what the video would look like on the radio:D
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+2 659. Judge-Jake commented 157 days ago on video Genetic Engineering Will Change Everything Forever – CRISPR

#7 On the subject of playing God!! Interestingly the ability to master this technology (which is going to happen like it or not) is for the very first time in human development something that could produce something close to a real God or Gods, not the mumbo jumbo nonsense that occupies too much time and energy at the moment:|
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-4 660. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video HUGE Homemade 360 Swing

I'm only glad he doesn't live next door to me8-)
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+7 661. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Caveman finds a vice...

Did anyone else think that he had actually found a vice and was going through all the things he could squeeze in it? No! thought not, just me again:S
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+5 662. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Caveman finds a vice...

Made me wonder if anyone is actually addicted to spinning:(|)
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+4 663. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Animal attacks on humans [ WATER EDITION ]

They are all very cheeky aren't they! I mean don't they know we are the dominant and more intelligent species on the planet? I especially didn't like the croc attack near the beginning, didn't look like it ended well for the guy:(
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+3 664. Judge-Jake commented 158 days ago on video Insane flood rescue

#4 She was probably securing her husbands seatbelt>:)
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+1 665. Judge-Jake commented 159 days ago on video High Diving Giraffes

#4 That's obvious they climbed on the back of several hippos:(|)
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+10 666. Judge-Jake commented 159 days ago on video Insane flood rescue

Very very lucky lady and dog, timing could not have been nearer the line.O:)
And at lease her husband knows the answer to that all important question, in an emergency would you save me or the dog >:)
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+6 667. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Parrot learned how to cat

#3 I'd have to dislike someone quite a lot to spend £800 on a poisoned gift. :*
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+6 668. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Pokemon Go : the revenge

I'm sure they could have done much more harm with this if they tried>:)
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+4 669. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video High Diving Giraffes

Some animators take too many recreational drugs. This was like the dream you would have if you had too much giraffe cheese before bedtime.8-)
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+5 670. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Cats... shopping

That was like one of those cat dreams that you have when you eat cat cheese before bed time 8-)
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+11 671. Judge-Jake commented 160 days ago on video Parrot learned how to cat

You spend £800 on a Cockatoo and it sounds like a £30 cat, I'd take it back >:)
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+2 672. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Longest Whip ever Cracked 238 feet 3 inches

Seems to me this could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on 8-)
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+3 673. Judge-Jake commented 161 days ago on video Primitive Technology: Forge Blower

#6 Is this a relation Thunders? I notice you have put lots of video's of him on here, who the feck is he?
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+2 674. Judge-Jake commented 162 days ago on video When Dad Goes To Fight The Monster In The Closet

I'd like the tell the story of when I was a lad and I said their were monsters under my bed and my dad cut the legs off the bed, but that wasn't me, I had a divan so he just let di-tyres down 8-)
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+9 675. Judge-Jake commented 162 days ago on video Big Kangaroo at window ...

That's obviously a Jehovah's witness Roo. Just invite him in and pretend you are interested in becoming a marsupial God botherer >:)
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-1 676. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Young elephant vs Lions

#8 Or BE spent so much time in the water that his legs became soggy and sponge-like soaking up all the water and all the lions died of thirst.:(|)
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+3 677. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Guys with kite underestimate wind

Cheapest way to fly, just needs a bigger kite for the Atlantic crossing. Just Imagine he starts his day off flying a kite and end's it in another country in jail under breach of immigration control.>:)
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+4 678. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Electricity finding the path of least resistance on wood

I never knew electricity made that noise when traveling across wood:O Just watch someone sell that as art gota be worth $20.000.000 of any morons money>:)
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-2 679. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Young elephant vs Lions

#6 Then it was worth the writing of <3
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+3 680. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Kapla Mino

I prefer these to the bmx and skateboards I have to say>:)
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-3 681. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Young elephant vs Lions

As I like happy endings I've written one:- And so the baby elephant whose name was BE quickly learned that the lions were not messing around and that if he was to venture onto dry land he would become a BE sandwich. So he decided to live in the water, eating fish, frogs lobsters and crabs which were very nutritious indeed! Slowly but surely BE started to grow, his tusks became longer and sharper and wandering around in the water all day made his legs very strong and quick. Eventually with the lions still waiting around on dry land, BE now fully grown walked proudly out of the water towards the waiting lions. "Feck me" the first lion thought when he saw just how much BE had grown, "Feck me Too" said the next lion with disbelief. "Feck me's" were heard throughout the whole pride as each lion realised that BE was not for messing with anymore and they scattered into the jungle eating a couple of antelopes and some berries along the way. BE let out a mighty roar which brought all his brothers, sisters and elders out of the thicket where they had been hiding behind very thin trees grown for panelling..."Where the feck have you all been you barstards" BE said..Then he began to laugh and all the other elephants laughed too, "Did you see those fecking lions run away, shiting themselves they were, oh what joy"..and they all lived happily ever after. Except for BE's mother she got cancer of the trunk and died.:P
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+9 682. Judge-Jake commented 163 days ago on video Judge allows inmate to meet his son for the first time

Nice thing to do and hopefully will put some positive thoughts in the guys head O:)
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+3 683. Judge-Jake commented 165 days ago on video Underground methane bubbles

#4 I didn't have the heart to remove the body8-)

Only kidding, don't call the Feds.... there were two bodies8-)

Only kidding I don't know how many bodies there were all I know is that it needed burying and quick8-)

Only kidding it was a dream, I mean have you ever tried to bury a waterbed on Belyy Island in real life all the fecking permits you need it's ridiculous. Take it from me Bury them in your dreams and then you forget about them eventually.8-)
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+6 684. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video Underground methane bubbles

Ah!!! That's where I buried that waterbed>:)
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+2 685. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video F/A-18 Super Hornet Hi-Speed Low-Level Maneuvers • Cockpit View

Yep I recon I could do that now:*
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+1 686. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video One Shot: Brandon Semenuk's unReal Segment

#4 Baa Humbug;)
#2 It's No cow's Not Now COW you are thinking of How Now Brown Cow. If there are several Cow's in a field you say Cows, Unlike when there are several sheep in a field when you say sheep not sheep's.O:)
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-1 687. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video One Shot: Brandon Semenuk's unReal Segment

Well I hope they put that beautiful mountain top back as it was after ruining it!!
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+2 688. Judge-Jake commented 166 days ago on video Iraqi tea maker making music with dishware

#3 That is actually how you make autoantibodies;)
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+2 689. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer

#17 You can believe in the blue monkey donkey but it doesn't make it real8-)
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+1 690. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video Iraqi tea maker making music with dishware

243 health and safety violations in 2 minutes 43 seconds.:*
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+1 691. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video Flying over the Grand Canyon 1

cuu the way they used to live in the olden days:O
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+6 692. Judge-Jake commented 167 days ago on video The Trial Tax: How the US imprisons the Innocent

You know what they say "If you can't do the time, don't do the cr.. oh wait, actually, If you happen to be passing by a crime when it's happening and get wrongly arrested you need to plead guilty and do the time even though you didn't do the crime, oh dam that kinda ruins the rhyme. :(|)
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+2 693. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Twins reunited after 70 years apart

#1 Very little chance he is still alive. The pool of American 90 plus year olds is quite small.:|
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+4 694. Judge-Jake commented 168 days ago on video Sand artist uses entire beach to create incredible drawing

Did you notice that several cars leaving the car park broke the land speed record 8-)
Every time I go to the beach some little kid with a bucket and spade want's the whole fecking beach so they can draw the Mandelbrot, every fecking time, really pisses me off, they are so immature. Once I had to take the flags out of my castle coz I was "Spoiling the view man", little shite's.>:)
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+3 695. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video Koenigsegg One:1 heavy highspeed crash at Nürburgring Nordschleife

I think the window wiper is salvageable>:)
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+1 696. Judge-Jake commented 169 days ago on video A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer

#10 Yes I thought I might, what a Plonker though hey!, it's a triple double monkey from me::(|)::(|)::(|)<3
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+4 697. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video Employees buy Tesla for CEO who raised minimum wage to $70,000

I wish all you lot would have left this story alone and allowed me at least to dream a little that nice things happen to nice guys. In England we have a ex CEO called Lord Philip Green who's recently taken millions of pounds out of the pension pot of the employers of a company called British Home Stores, which has been around for over fifty years. This guy is worth 3 billion and he is currently skulking away on one of his three multi decked yachts. (Why the feck do you need three multi decked yachts) While his now unemployed staff are wondering how they are going to live on a basic state pension. He was quoted recently as saying to a grandmother who worked for him "I pay your wages, I own you" there is a story to complain about.:(
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+2 698. Judge-Jake commented 170 days ago on video Car Crash Compilation

#2 Now in Bonnie England we don't say math because if you think about it, it sounds silly and incomplete. We say what you should be saying 'Maths'. Spread the word Thunders convert an American today.;)
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+3 699. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Working Through Emotional Barriers

I love how instead of getting a different coloured belt he just gets the title Bruce;) Respect:squirrel:
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+3 700. Judge-Jake commented 171 days ago on video Car Crash Compilation

I've just done some calculations and I can confirm that there was nearly $400 of damage caused to cars in this video $3 in bicycles and $38 to the infer structure.>:)
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+3 701. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video Jump from 25,000ft (almost 8km) in a net... Without parachute!

#28 Look he jumped out of an aeroplane without a parachute and landed in a net!! Have some respect!!!!:D
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+2 702. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video How to cut a Mango

#7 You're thinking of the Rumba!
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+2 703. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video Jump from 25,000ft (almost 8km) in a net... Without parachute!

#3 Yes with the peel, best part! Never waste the Peel.::(|)... Same with bananas:(|)
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+2 704. Judge-Jake commented 172 days ago on video How to cut a Mango

#3 Yes with the peel, best part! Never waste the Peel.::(|)
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+1 705. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video Jump from 25,000ft (almost 8km) in a net... Without parachute!

I watched this on the news earlier so didn't bother watching the video. My opinion is that it's a big net. If they want to make it more dangerous they should make the net smaller, I'm thinking a trampet or maybe a pair of women's tights on a washing line .>:)
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0 706. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video 6 Most Venomous Spiders in the World

#4 Yes but it's Northern Germany for feck sake, Sometimes you just gotta take the risk.

A friend of mine once did her degree on the Brown Recluse spider. Over a two year period she had managed to train several of them to follow simple commands. She would say "Turn Left" and the trained spider would turn left, it was incredible to see. She would say "walk backwards" and it would walk backwards. She did fail her degree when she took the experimentation a little too far and started removing the legs from the spiders, one at a time, right up to seven legs removed the trained spiders would still attempt to turn left, or right or go backwards and forwards. Finally upon removing the eighth leg she noticed that the spiders didn't make any attempt to move at all. She concluded that spiders ears are on their legs.:squirrel:
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+2 707. Judge-Jake commented 173 days ago on video Instant Lemonade

Pretty much the same trick as the mobile phone in the empty glass bottle but not as good.:(|)
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+1 708. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video Street Food - Istanbul, Turkey

You see this is the sort of stuff that makes snotr not skateboards and BMX!
#2 Just be aware there is only the one main airport in Turkey that supplies Istanbul or Constantinople of course as it use to be called (Remember the song) and they are having a bit of grief there at the moment. Terrorist attack a couple of months ago with a number of fatalities and the Coup two weeks ago. Having said that pretty much anywhere is risky these days8-)
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0 709. Judge-Jake commented 175 days ago on video The Art Of Bi-Polar

#6 I know what you mean, odd isn't it, I think it's something to do with the weather today, it's kinda making me feel weird in a funny way, probably due a migraine:)<3
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-1 710. Judge-Jake commented 176 days ago on video The Art Of Bi-Polar

Planet Earth is bipolar ;)
#2 I read your comment the other day it was tattooed under your eye lid and it was only visible because you were looking up your own arse at the time..Trust me it's crap keep it to yourself..a child could have done better, if I'm honest. ::(|)
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-1 711. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Abandoned NYC - North Brother Island

Well that's 2 out of 34 deserted islands at NYC video's down can someone please submit the next 34 as soon as possible as I'm just gagging to see them:S:x8-):squirrel:

WAIT A MOMENT!! The two video's are exactly the fecking same and there are six more under water only visible at low tide ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! There are hundred of deserted crows nests around where I live, I'm searching to see if anyone has made a video>:)<3
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+1 712. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video 7 Ways to chop an onion

#6 #3..Not me!! JJ walks away whistling over to the wall with the broken tile.:(|)
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+2 713. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Acid Lakes! Magic Volcano Kelimutu and three crater lakes of varying colors

I do believe the title was actually longer than the video, but what you saw was surly breathtakingly beautiful. We need more video's like this not necessarily for Snotr but for the world in general, because the way things are heading on this planet it will be the only safe way to see where we live. The latest (in fact probably not even the latest now) atrocity in France, an 84 year old Priest ritually knifed to death at his alter by another deluded member of Isis, how brave can you get :(
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-1 714. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Tony Hawk 900

#4 Well pack it in, I'm sick of them.>:)
#5 Milestone scmilestone:squirrel:
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+4 715. Judge-Jake commented 177 days ago on video Humpback whale shows amazing appreciation after being freed from nets.

At last a video that doesn't involve a skateboard.
#2 No one can claim to know what the display by this whale was saying Captain Kirk delicious, not even you. You would need to be a whale and be tied up for weeks in nylon netting neither of which you can qualify for (except possibly the nylon netting part as we don't know what you are actually into). Life isn't all scientific fact and we don't know anything like everything.:|
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+3 716. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Pilot Performs Miracle Emergency Belly Flop Landing

A lot of disappointed emergency crew thereO:)
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-2 717. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Tony Hawk 900

I'm beginning to think that snotr stands for Skateboarding, No! Ohh!, Tossing, Really!! I'm sick of skateboarding and Bmx Video's!! Seen far far too many on Snotr already:(|)
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+1 718. Judge-Jake commented 178 days ago on video Rodney Mullen Debuts New Tricks

#4#5 I'm not one to usually point out the fecking obvious but hasn't your laptops got a volume control, if so turning it to the left will usually remove any music that you don't want to listen to... I mean is it me!!::(|)
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0 719. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video squirrel escapes from being dinner

Luckily for Cyril the squirrel his friends had just convinced him to sit on a squirrel airbag taken from a squirrel Ford Fiesta. Cyril had a sore arse for a couple of days and squished vertebrae at points 2, 3 and 4 but he escaped becoming Edwina the eagles lunch.>:)
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0 720. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Airbag Bulgarian test

"Two minutes ago I laughed when you said I would exit the tyre at two hundred miles an hour...Well I'm not laughing now am I?" "Please call an Ambulance and order me a wheelchair, without an airbag"
He's going to have an arse like a slapped arse in the morning and he may never walk without pain again of course. I've seen this video before and a couple of others like it. Now I've seen the damage an airbag can do I'm really worried about having a crash in my car:*
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+2 721. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Sleightly Asian | Patrick Kun x Isaac Lam x Kelvin Chow

What happened to the good old days when they opened a pack of cards and produced a rabbit from behind your ear, that was proper rabbit magic. ;)
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-1 722. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Jail Break: Inmates save correctional officer’s life

When he woke up just for a laugh he should said "Those barstards tried to kill me, hit me with a poison dart then came at me" >:)
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+4 723. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Van driver v cyclist

It was rather obvious from the point of 'Look how close he is' could have been made much funnier8-)
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-1 724. Judge-Jake commented 179 days ago on video Rodney Mullen Debuts New Tricks

Wearing holes in the lino, keeps falling off, no good will come of this >:)
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+2 725. Judge-Jake commented 181 days ago on video Cheeky North Koreans win Euros

I love the extra goal after the whistle 8-1. It's sad to think these people are breathing the same air as us, yet inhaling such bull8-)
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+2 726. Judge-Jake commented 181 days ago on video ELDERS REACT TO DUBSTEP

I too am in this age bracket and have been involved in music all my life both playing and signing in bands. My opinion here is not going to be popular with most people younger than me and some of the same age. I fecking hate it!

There will always be the generation thing it's part of growing up and it really started with good old rock and roll when parents were listening to easy listening. It's partly a shock thing, partly sheep following sheep, partly being afraid of nonconformity, partly emperor and his clothes syndrome and mostly as was described in a video earlier this week Cognitive ease.

Music becomes the most important thing in most children's lives from around the age of twelve to around nineteen. During this major time in development of personality and ideals life seems simple, lasts forever, anything is possible, life is, if you'll forgive a pun ' A Gas'.

Of course then reality start calling, relationships become serious, you need a job, you have bills to pay, big bills, people you know start dying, life becomes much shorter but the day's longer, tastes change and if you are sensitive you seek out comfort and depth in everything including music and I'm sorry but DubStep isn't what you will find on that road.
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+1 727. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video The Illusion of Truth

#1 There is really no contest;)
Now you know why you see those fecking adverts over and over and over and over and over again :squirrel:
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-1 728. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video Grace Hopper - Nanoseconds

#7 Your ears are big enough to be China's pride and joy and there would still be lobes left over>:) (Do you get it 'Lobes' left over, oh I actually made myself laugh)>:)
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-1 729. Judge-Jake commented 182 days ago on video The Bus Replacement Rail Service (yes, that's the right way round)

Well it's good for all you Americans and other nationalities out there to finally get to hear a proper Scottish accent in the form of the driver/ ticket collector. Far too many so called proper Scots going around saying things like Hock Eye The Noo!! and me Brave Lassie and ooH look yee there's Nessie.
The quickest way to starve to death in Scotland of course is to open a fruit and veg shop>:)
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+6 730. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video How tennis balls are made

What an absolutely awful way to spend your day though. Imagine how much these poor people take home for making tennis balls then they get into the hands of someone like Roger Federer and he earns $90.000.000 career to date playing tennis in the sunshine. There is something very wrong with this world. :O
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0 731. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video Graphite and Its Awesome Properties

I love graphite guy especially when he's on fire, today he was really on fire :)
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+2 732. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video Grace Hopper - Nanoseconds

#5 You tell um Thunders. I've always thought Dennyboy looks like what you would get if you remade the film the Fly and Prince Charles was in the pod when a fennec fox wandered in. :(|)
Incidentally this isn't Grace Hopper, if you look at the still before you press play you will see it's actually the Wireless Remote Grace Hopper made by Mattel you can see the Ariel on the top of it's head. Easy mistake to make >:)
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0 733. Judge-Jake commented 183 days ago on video England: A Beginner's Guide

Phew at last got a spare minute. I've watched the video again and have to say Yep I agree with all of it, spot on;)
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0 734. Judge-Jake commented 184 days ago on video England: A Beginner's Guide

Sorry about the delay, long distance phone calls, drive you mad don't they eh! just when you think you have a few moments ring, ring, ring, there they go again. You end up with a hot ear and probably brain cancer too phew! what a life ah what a life..
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+4 735. Judge-Jake commented 184 days ago on video Dogs playing Linkin' Park - Numb

It was a bit crap and a bit general Animalist, no mention of the fox the goat or the armadillo:'(
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+1 736. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video Honest Coffee Commercial

#10 So lets get this straight Thunders, You only saw the girl who is hot (I agree by the way she is very very hot) and you are having fresh coffee? Ok that's fine I'm very liberal minded;)
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0 737. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video England: A Beginner's Guide

Right okay here we go...Oh wait the phone is ringing...O:)
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0 738. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video Flying through a Hurricane Eye wall

Dangerous job this and deserves a good rate of pay! What I would do is set up positive dollar pay system for while they are actually in the centre of the hurricane and a negative dollar system for when they are just sight seeing afterwards.>:)
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+1 739. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video Venezuela Food Crisis

Might have a rethink about my summer holiday destination:O
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+3 740. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video It's hot in Saudi Arabia

I can't see the point of Saudi Arabia as a concept :(|)
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+3 741. Judge-Jake commented 185 days ago on video DiResta: Wooden Spoon

Little tip! Skip to 5.00 and save yourself five minutes of your life then go soft boil an egg>:)
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+3 742. Judge-Jake commented 186 days ago on video Duet for French Horn and chair

Basically it's a shite video, does that clear it up:'(
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+1 743. Judge-Jake commented 186 days ago on video Mini Matchstick Gun The Pocket Pistol

I'm thinking it needs scaling up a little, maybe using a piece of telegraph pole a two inch diameter drill bit, a car battery, broom handle, six inch nails and plastic explosives. Obviously you would need a big pocket >:)
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+2 744. Judge-Jake commented 186 days ago on video England: A Beginner's Guide

"Cough Cough" JJ clears throat and decides he also needs to clear his diary a little before engaging in this discussion:squirrel:
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-1 745. Judge-Jake commented 187 days ago on video Man Builds Giant Homemade Computer To Play Tetris

#10 Well I could go around shooting people (if I had a gun) but doing it because I can wouldn't wash much in courtO:)
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+7 746. Judge-Jake commented 187 days ago on video Five round mission

I don't know much about the Army but I'd say that the guy at the back of the gun is doing too much work. I'd look at that function a little closer and get another guy involved short handed, left handed gammy handed or what ever. 8-)
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0 747. Judge-Jake commented 187 days ago on video Man Builds Giant Homemade Computer To Play Tetris

I guess considering we are now in the middle of 2016 someone ought to ask the question WHY?
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+1 748. Judge-Jake commented 187 days ago on video Sammezzano Castle - Italy

It's a very impressive if not a bit Gordy building. Now providing the money spent on it's construction didn't take away money from those living in the area where it was built all fine and good. It does however suggest to me as happens all over the world all the time that someone in this case Ximenes of Aragon had more money then sense. Had he been around today he would likely be driving around in a diamond encrusted Rolls with a Rolex on his wrist going home to his crib with cinema's in every bathroom a private jet on his runway and several rap songs to his credit:S
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+6 749. Judge-Jake commented 187 days ago on video Officer Saves Driver Following Dramatic Crash

#4 You might be home alone but I think you should tell us where your home is as I for one don't want to be anywhere near your neighbourhood when you are out. 8-)
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-1 750. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video BCI Tumour Biology: integrins and metastasis

#1 There is very little humour involved in the subject of cancer or it's devastating effect on our bodies. It is a pointless process and the sooner we get on top of it the better.<3
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+3 751. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video The Most Chilled Accident Ever

#5 You know I liked your shaver so much that I brought the company then sold it to my mate Victor. I do wonder how much time you have spent (now that you don't have a job) working all the above out? If it was more than 2.5 seconds it would have been little use for the guy who crashed who had precisely less time than that to make a decision, do I live or do I die.:(|)
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+2 752. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video Demon 2016 leger

It's hard to say what the dog gets out of this, as the whole experience will be based on the fact that the dog no doubt gets very excited each time he is offered this ride. Dogs do enjoy the air rushing at their faces as you will find if you allow one to pop it's head through your car window. Likely the rush of scent gives it a natural high, so perhaps we shouldn't be too judgmental over this video, except for the inappropriate music of course, 'Messing about on a river' would have been much better.
Incidentally if you don't know dogs please do not try and simulate the car window or knee boarding air rush by blowing on your dogs face, it will very likely bite your face off, for some unknown reason.;)
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+6 753. Judge-Jake commented 188 days ago on video The Most Chilled Accident Ever

This happened to me once. The driver a female (just for accuracy not being sexist) driving with her husband and two children overtook on a solid double while not line (not popular in England) carried on for about a mile overtaking around about thirty cars in a traffic jam went over the brow of a hill on a bend (still on the wrong side of the double while lines!!) and who should be lucky enough to be on the other side of the hill and bend, old JJ himself. Missed a head on by just a few inches but scraped the whole side of my car against hers and ended up in a country wall with a broken axel. Used to do the same numbers on the lottery every week, got back too late to buy a ticket and would have won £200 called at the local restaurant for something to eat as I was Starvin Marvin and they had stopped serving food. Oh joy:S
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+1 754. Judge-Jake commented 189 days ago on video Drones Explore Abandoned NYC Island

Why don't they build a prison on one of them8-)
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+1 755. Judge-Jake commented 190 days ago on video Man intensely struggles with contact cement

I just knew when Suxi finally got round to making a video it would be this one, silly old sod::(|)
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-1 757. Judge-Jake commented 190 days ago on video Setting a new world record, Eddie Hall becomes the first man ever to deadlift 500kg (1102.3lbs)

I don't get this at all. Do they make lots of money? Do they spend it on expensive paintings so they can hang them on the ceiling above their beds so they can while away the hours while in traction? Of course now some other poor basted is going to have to try and beat this:x
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-1 758. Judge-Jake commented 190 days ago on video 0 - 100 kph in 1.513 seconds

#6 Ah bless did you get an Orange at Christmas<3
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+1 759. Judge-Jake commented 190 days ago on video ENHANCE!

#2 They just never are;)
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+4 760. Judge-Jake commented 190 days ago on video Man Falls in Pond Playing Pokemon GO

As the great philosopher and occasional kick and puncher, Bruce Lee once said "If you are prepared to be an Ass there will always be someone to ride you>:)
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+1 761. Judge-Jake commented 190 days ago on video Wii Soccer

Hilarious :S8-)
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+5 762. Judge-Jake commented 190 days ago on video Man Falls in Pond Playing Pokemon GO

Here we go another stupid game waiting for someone to walk under a bus playing:(|)
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+8 763. Judge-Jake commented 190 days ago on video ENHANCE!

That drink isn't big enough ENHANCE!>:)
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+1 764. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video Kulning - Ancient Swedish herdingcall

#15 Did I mention the thick rubber face mask she was wearing?:D
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0 765. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video How a Film Projector Works

#1 And you knew it wasn't going to be a good day when you walked into class and saw one of these set up and then looked around and saw the Policeman you had seen the week before with the Cini camera filming you and your mates stealing porno mags and sweeties from the local branch of WH Smith. >:)
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+3 766. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video Juno & NASA's Plutonium Shortage

As Neil Drury and the Blockheads once sang "There ain't half been some clever basteds":'(

I made a scientific discovery this morning..If you approach ('sneak up on' if you will) the r on the snort logo from the left it doesn't see you coming and forgets to do a somersault, This proves without doubt that contray to what you might think the r is looking to the right and has ears on either side showing only the right eye and ear to the viewer. The far right hand side of the r must by default be it's nose. This means of course as you sneak up from the left hand side you are effectively approaching it's Arse or Ass if you are an American. The wonders of scientific experimentation>:)
I also wonder if any other snotrian has discovered the way to make the r spin continuously?
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+3 767. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video Edible Cutlery

It's a brilliant idea especially if it can be made more delicate like plastic cutlery and if it can be made at the same price what's not to love. He needs to go on the Dragons Den.:)
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0 768. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video Carnivorous Worms Catch Bugs by Mimicking the Night Sky

#7 Today the sun is shining and the rain has gone away
In olden days we'd say we're gay, but it's not the thing to say today
Unless you're homosexual, which of course is fine and dandy
I'd just like to say I'm not one, even when I'm rather randy.<3
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+4 769. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video Proof That The Human Race Is DOOMED!!

#1 Probably not! it's almost certainly going to be a little worse than today.
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+3 770. Judge-Jake commented 191 days ago on video Carnivorous Worms Catch Bugs by Mimicking the Night Sky

I'm glad I'm not a Glow-Worm
that would make me glum
cos when my pilot light went out
There'd be gas coming out my bum (if the failsafe failed)

>:)
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+6 771. Judge-Jake commented 192 days ago on video Carnivorous Worms Catch Bugs by Mimicking the Night Sky

The sneaky sticky gits
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+3 772. Judge-Jake commented 192 days ago on video 0 - 100 kph in 1.513 seconds

I used to have two of those running around my parents lounge back in the 60's>:)
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+1 773. Judge-Jake commented 192 days ago on video Insight into life on board Solar Impulse 2

So he sleeps for twenty minutes and the and the plane just boogies on. Quite an amazing feat:)
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+1 774. Judge-Jake commented 192 days ago on video Kulning - Ancient Swedish herdingcall

#13 When you have quite finished dissecting my dream! lol I also forget to add that she was wearing a thick pair of blond rubber gloves as she had just helped deliver a calf (she was a classy bird) so the electric shock was all mine:x8-)
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+6 775. Judge-Jake commented 192 days ago on video Polish TV host gets hand stabbed by nail as magic trick goes horribly wrong

And that's magic!:S, partial crucifixion on live television8-) His bookings for Children's parties will have gone through the roof ::(|)
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+1 776. Judge-Jake commented 193 days ago on video 200W Laser Bazooka

Dr Evil before he lost his hair. We really should be wearing masks to watch this>:)
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+2 777. Judge-Jake commented 193 days ago on video Kulning - Ancient Swedish herdingcall

This reminds of a dream I once had. She was calling Me not the cattle and I ran and ran in slow motion towards her angelic voice, arms outstretched. As I reached her and saw her beautiful smile, I put my hands gently on her long soft blond hair and closed my eyes as our lips gently touched momentarily. Then she put her hands on mind and pulled me onto the Electric fence. What a bitch!8-)<3
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-1 778. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Aggressive bird

#5 Come on come proper English please! It's Teaching a (oh and it should be a Raven)>:)
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+1 779. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Corinne Sutter painting a rebus

#5 Just had a look at the video on the link and the comments and I think we should track down TamaraSH She hasn't been seen for four years and frankly I'm getting worrried8-)
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+2 780. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Aggressive bird

#3 They are just like the English people. By the way I do object to the "Warning Foul Language" Statement. English fouls never swear >:) Now the Scottish fouls..oh I won't go there.:(|)
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+2 781. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Corinne Sutter painting a rebus

#2 I had no idea you were ambidextrous;) Do your talents have even an end in sight<3
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+4 782. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video It's Morning...time to bogey on down.

The wild umbrella Cockatoo's in England prefer Swan lake :D
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+1 783. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Corinne Sutter painting a rebus

Ok didn't understand one word of that, but I'm guessing that all the crosses were cancelled and she got four yes votes and went through to the next round. I just hope she doesn't grow up to be Rolf Harris 8-)
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+4 784. Judge-Jake commented 194 days ago on video Aggressive bird

The crows in England recite Shakespeare, 2B or not 2B usually, gets boring after a while:*
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+2 785. Judge-Jake commented 195 days ago on video How to clear your sinuses

The whole new system on Snotr wants putting under that water spray it's sinuses are well fecked.:x
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-1 786. Judge-Jake commented 195 days ago on video Formula 1 Sniper

#9 Looks like your secretary is smart enough to be part of the Snotr community as she's marked you down. She'll be mixing up all your medications next week be afraid be very afraid. Nice parrot though what type is it?
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0 788. Judge-Jake commented 195 days ago on video We Were Hiking A Trail, When I Sensed We Were Being Stalked

Well that was tense.

Of course as everyone knows when being chased by a bear don't try and outrun him! Just as long as you can outrun your girlfriend you'll be fine>:)<3

My girlfriend isn't taking to me at the moment just because I didn't open the car door for her!! Apparently I just opened mine and swan to the surface .:squirrel: Women hey!!<3
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0 789. Judge-Jake commented 196 days ago on video NASA Test-Fire Solid Rocket Booster for Megarocket

In my opinion and it's only a small point but I'd try it vertical it would be much easier, that baby isn't flying nowhere.>:)
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+4 790. Judge-Jake commented 196 days ago on video The Difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain and England Explained

#1 And that's why being British is complicated and being English is a very complicated job. 8-)
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-1 791. Judge-Jake commented 196 days ago on video Formula 1 Sniper

#5 Hey Suxi who's the bird, let me guess it's your secretary: squirrel:
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+3 792. Judge-Jake commented 196 days ago on video Yo, wassup?

"That BIG TRIANGLE came from nowhere":D
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+3 793. Judge-Jake commented 197 days ago on video Hangglider collapses during high speed dive

Proof if proof were needed that in the air no one can hear you scream:'(