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2. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Sarcasm 101
Very nice, could this be any older than say an overdue milk carton perhaps, which reminds me this is so "hysterical" and that sarcasm is hard to when typing... 
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5. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Computer domino
Jerkoff wasting all that computa power!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
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6. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Special effects make-up
Yea but you gotta change the voice too, and hands if you want a real disguise... Would be awesome!!!
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7. Kosmology 4 years ago on video 207 million dollars
And Greedy %8 and Greedy...
Probably laundered though I mean really? 207 mil?!
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10. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Mom steals car with kids
Yea I don't get what they did either?!
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14. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Mona Lisa Paint
Bet Da Vinci did exactly the same thing with his windows 1456...
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16. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Dead Hand
Lol... "Can you show me something interesting I can do with my body!"
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17. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.
#(removed comment) is that because he's black? To all you racist mother@$%#ers I hope there's a special place in heaven for you for all those good people who had to suffer your prejudices to freakin splatter your *@&$ing lame asses all over the floor.
Go @*#^ yourselves you stupid sons of a !*%&
And USAnumber1 this is talking about safe gun control and higher restrictions not banning legal gun trade altogether if you have justification you can still buy a gun just don't let gun trading be so ^(@*ing easy!
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18. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Jack Black LOTR
I don't know maybe europe?! 
duhhhhhh dat's a country right?
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19. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Kosmology 4 years ago on video ED's Furry F***ing Guide To Metal!!!!
Metal sucks ass...
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20. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Not the Most Graceful Back Flip Video
OMG lucky guy he could've been missing half his skin on the back if he landed just a little flatter...
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21. Kosmology 4 years ago on video western spaghetti
Ahh... hmmmm don't know it really didn't look that delicious to me.
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25. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Non-stop train
Would kill all the passengers if it did, still a pretty cool idea in that place where every second counts... Lol Japan has the craziest ideas!
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26. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Flying boat
First!
Very cool vid wish they could do that with a tank!
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27. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Wipeout - Funny new game show
Love the narration... Great show!
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28. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Kosmology 4 years ago on video Animator vs Animation 2
Sooooooooooooo Old... 
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29. Kosmology 4 years ago on video On the hook
OMG stupid people! fake that! fake this! fake off!!!
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30. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Where the Hell is Matt?
Sure can, we just don't want to cause we's like too busy visiting countries to be worried bout refining our dancing skills!
GJ matt...
And thank you once again STRIDEGUM for making all this possible by giving out huge amounts of cash to get publicity... commercial bastards!
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31. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Battlefield Heroes - new video game
One question!
Free?
Why?
Advertising?
Publicity...
Humanitarian Games Company?
Nah probably not...
Ok more than one question but still...
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32. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Dynamic Tower
First of all, not earthquake proof at all.
Second, how do the lifts work?
Third, horrible waste of energy!
And last but not least, Why the ^@%* would anyone want to pay an extra 10 million dollars to live in a building like that?
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33. Kosmology 4 years ago on video The costs of war
America
The Epitome of Ignorance, hollowed by years of self-centered obsession and pumped up ego.
The Misused paradise of natural resources and outstanding cultural diversity wasted on diversion within the populace, racism, prejudice and the socio-economic state of the nation.
If anything the United States of America is living in a constant state of denial. The only thing keeping the American bubble stable is the fact that if it blows so does most of the western world, mostly China.
A nation of one state. Denial...
But that's just my opinion. Rofl free expression and all!
Armageddon FTW!!!!!!!!!
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35. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Kosmology 4 years ago on video French beatboxing talent
Old, already on the site, but still one of the best beat boxing skills I've seen! Are you sure he's french cause I think this is an italian show.
First!!!
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36. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Crazy driver nearly killed by train
OMG I'm actually sorry he got away, lol... I'm sorry to say but it seems unlikely, I mean who's dumb enough?
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39. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Extremely slippery road
You my car crashed friends, are royally #$%#ed...
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40. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Kosmology 4 years ago on video What would you do with $164 million?
Obviously the guy was the one who actually handed in the lottery ticket...
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41. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Ball girl makes incredible catch
Looks too good to be true if you know what I mean
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42. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Hardcore Penguin
I'm with #11 probably the funniest animal movie out there...
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43. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Battlefield sign language
Even before it ended I knew what it was for! Can't wait for a battlefield series game to finally have destroy-able (yes that is a word) buildings. Rock on Battelfield!!!!
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44. Kosmology 4 years ago on video It's butterfly fault
I love these kinds of videos, you know butterfly effect, like the danish poet on youtube, really good video!...
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46. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Highliner
oh yea! duffman thinks this guy is crazy! oh yea, duffman!!!
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47. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Incredible wall-painted animation
His masterpiece... #(removed comment), there is no such thing as a wasted talent.
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48. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Mini: This is America
BombDiggady, these british types just hang around everywhere looking for people in minis and trying to tell them that they're stupid for driving on the wrong side just to prove the british are smarter... duuuuu
I don't like Britain,
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49. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Fastest tree climber in the world
#9, 70 feet the commentator said... Lol silly redneck competitions...
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50. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Communist parade
Awesome... #7, Guess someone got it wrong but china is also communist so the ad is ok just the description needs changing...
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51. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Headache?
Lol... I don't know not that funny but nice and orginal...
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52. Kosmology 4 years ago on video The Wheel of Fail
Best one was the guy pissing on d cops!... LOL
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53. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Car wash - women style
What a waste of water 
As #5 put it some people should be on a steady dose of anti-pregnancy pills...
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54. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Three and a half minutes of crashes
Hehe watching this I suddenly realized why so many people watch the grand prix events...
"Goddamit crash already!"
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55. Kosmology 4 years ago on video U.S. closes last WW2 internment camp
I don't know maybe he would've been even happier if he was first and had just committed sodomy?
hehe just kiddin I can see why being first is such a thrill. Liking being the only one in your city who noticed the office building on third street suddenly turned green... ROFL
figure it out
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56. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Kosmology 4 years ago on video When firefighters get bored...
Third!!! Yay I'm so happy!
weird video lol why would they do that?
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57. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Ice hockey for the Atari 2600
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL video's ok but i ROFL'ed when I read Cheeseburger's comment!!! Rofl i hate your atari too... omg can't breath
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58. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Japanese hot girl formula
Lol you should just take them all for a date together heheheheheheh
Nice try though japs
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59. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Kosmology 4 years ago on video Kanye Hands
Lol piglover I bet you just love playing with your hands just in more perverted ways you sick zoophile
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60. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Aggressive in train
staged... did he not wear underwear or is it just me?
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61. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Kosmology 4 years ago on video Tower of Pisa
Lol my heart skipped when it happened!!!! staged methinks
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62. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Mechanical calculator
i'm guessing you never had sex noureddin... how sad...
BTW not everything has a use.. most things don't have a use and of course one of the things without use is people like you who complain about everything and do nothing... just waiting for someone else to screw up...
I pity you for your arrogance... your insecurity... your low self esteem... and your small c**k...
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63. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Predictions from 1930 about fashion in 2000
Noereddin you sound like you're just waiting impatiently for the human race to collapse on itself rather than just sit down and watch the fireworks like most of us do... of course some people tend to face the wrong way and think everything's just peachy... and some people don't give a damn...
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64. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Baby can read at 17 months
Noureddin... not to offend any dead witches anywhere but you should be burned at the stake and fucking quartered...
Let people enjoy their illusions and fucking shut the fuck up...
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65. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Too detailed Line Rider
Noureddin
You fucking piece of crap!!! what do you think people do to have fun!?!?! they waste time!!! Do you want every1 to just fucking go and do stuff to better themselves?!!? Get money?!?! get laid?!!?! Real life isn't a fricken game of sims!!!!! how does writing stupid bloody comments on a remote website (no offense) help you?!!?! isn't it just a waste of time!?!? Go blow your fucking head off you piece of fat ass crap!!!!!
PS... i feel sorry for your kids i wish them short lives so they don't have to put up with your fucking SOB bullshit!!!!
Havn't been this angry since ever...
PPS... sor for the foul lang... just so fucking pissed off!!!!...
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66. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Too detailed Line Rider
Noureddin
You fucking piece of crap!!! what do you think people do to have fun!?!?! they waste time!!! Do you want every1 to just fucking go and do stuff to better themselves?!!? Get money?!?! get laid?!!?! Real life isn't a fricken game of sims!!!!! how does writing stupid bloody comments on a remote website (no offense) help you?!!?! isn't it just a waste of time!?!? Go blow your fucking head off you piece of fat ass crap!!!!!
PS... i feel sorry for your kids i wish them short lives so they don't have to put up with your fucking SOB bullshit!!!!
Havn't been this angry since ever...
PPS... sor for the foul lang... just so fucking pissed off!!!!...
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67. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Torturing chocolate bunnies
Actually Chocolate makes you fat but it's not unhealthy!
It works kinda like drugs except to get a chocolate high a man weighing 70 k has to eat 250 grams of it...
not unhealthy...
chocolate...
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68. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Bud Light: Las Vegas dude
Dudette!!!?!?!?!... No?!... sure?... no?... fine... ok...
...Chauvinist Pigs!!!...
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69. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Neg's My Ball
LoL best show ever!!! and some1 get mrcina00 to shut the **** up with stupid link that doesn't have anything to do with the video... spammer should get banned...
>.<
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70. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Banned Pepsi Commercial
Worst part is it's not even an original commercial it used the idea of the israeli branch of pepsi without consulting, and btw in israel it wasn't banned for some reason
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71. Kosmology 4 years ago on video PassportPhoto
It's Israeli, from a show called "Shorts" not "eretz nehederet"! Lol arab terrorist in "disguise"!!!
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72. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Not so funny kid
@equilibrium: I think it's because the dominant male used to be the one that had to kill the brats when they're "attitude" interfered with prehistoric man's life...
recontruction:
kid: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... BAAAAM!!!!! .......
ROFL
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73. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Funny kid
The Anarchists that's today's paper they're tearing!!! Some1 call the cops!! 
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74. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Amazing flatland BMX skills
Wonder if he can do that anytime he wants or does is sometimes not work... would be cool to be riding your bike and all of the sudden Boom spinny!!!! yay!
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78. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Emergency landing?
Pool Party Extreme!!! Lol wish holiday was so easy
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79. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Centraal Beheer Achmea commercials - part 2
I agree Best one was the titanic one!!!
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80. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Centraal Beheer Achmea commercials - part 3
ROFL awesome commercials,
didn't get the last one
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81. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Centraal Beheer Achmea commercials - part 4
LOL the last one!!!!!
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82. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Melvin the Superhero
Best Ventriloquist alive... seen all his sketchs (including this one)...
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83. Kosmology 4 years ago on video The living camera
Aliquantulus! so true so true...
Lol he even added the busses and cars, I've seen an autistic person draw a building by memory but a whole city... And people say superheros don't exist!!!!
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84. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Kosmology 4 years ago on video Stuck on an escalator
Awesome such a literary take for Escalator can't break, lol so funny 
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85. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Ford Mustang vs cops
Awesome commercial didn't see it coming! creative advertising FTW
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86. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Aries Spears' rap combination
F@@K u noobeater
Finally some1 with orginal talent rock on
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87. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Bill Gates with Conan O'Brien
That the real Bill?? seems kinda wierd but if it's real just goes to show how microsoft are eating crap.
go apple, go iphone, go linux, go google, go anything else that's not microsoft wooohoooo
ROFL Lmao
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88. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Beach landing gone wrong
Lol worst place to land a boat. Jump jump run get stuck in mud lol. the british are coming! the british are coming!!!! ROFL
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89. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Flying deer
It looks fake I mean the car didn't shudder or skip or nothing, and the dear was sent up not forward. WTF? 
Think it's fake, sor
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90. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Americans are NOT stupid...
Wi amerycans are not stupit wat dey did is f@@king bulls@@t and its not fare that every1 is lafing at us, friken heck, even i now wat state KFC is from!!!
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91. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Triangle juggling
Nice trick probably took him ages to practice for, very skilled juggler!
I love "bouncers"
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92. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Superman
I can't really tell if it's fake or not, still cool wish you could see what happened to him after... 
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93. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Jumping in pants
I expected some pain with the zippers but it turned out all right, would have liked to see the obvious bloopers though. LOLZ
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94. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Parkour girls
All this talk is making me sleepy. Hey it's not their fault that it just doesn't quite measure up to what guys can do, they just liked doing it and if they suck, so what?
what do you care what other people do for fun and if they publish it.
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96. Kosmology 4 years ago on video The stupidest game ever invented?
Fake for sure no one is that stupid. Judges sounded like they knew what he was gonna say, asked all the questions he just gave answers to in the preview. Such a f@@king waste.
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98. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Transfer sound using light
looks fake or something is this for real?
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99. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Kosmology 4 years ago on video How to fold a railroad tank
??? Who would want to do this fucking strange
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1. Kosmology 4 years ago on video Is Family Guy A Racist Show?
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and I think they do those things as a way of showing people how stupid it is to be racist...