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2. Maffis 31 days ago on video Power Workout
#8 All I see is an idiot (you) that thinks taking care of their bodies is a bad thing. So you spend a lot of time on a computer probably (seeing as you're a level 47), what makes you think you spend your time ''better'' than these guys that obviously has training for a hobby? And it seems gay to you to workout? Wow, you must be under 15, kid.
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3. Maffis 74 days ago on video Helicopter Crashes During Top Gear Korea
#7 Asian pilots? You're a fucking idiot.
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4. Maffis 121 days ago on video Yamaha R1 - skill or luck?
He's a goddamn idiot for risking other people's lives because of his need of a "thrill". If you want to risk your life, fine, do it on a closed space. Do not risk the lives of others! That car that drove out could very well have had an entire family in it. What would happen if he crashed into the side of the car? Goddamn idiot!
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5. Maffis 122 days ago on video Kamikaze Pedestrians Compilation
2:26 is 2 people walking over a crosswalk. How is that their fault the other driver doesn't stop when he should clearly see the truck on the right lane has already stopped?
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7. Maffis 152 days ago on video What is the first letter in the English alphabet?
He should just have said "option C". Would've saved all the hassle, but wouldn't have made it very funny.
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8. Maffis 155 days ago on video Capturing footage at the speed of light
Sure, it's fun to see the camera in action, but for some (like me) it can be more fun to actually know how the device works 
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9. Maffis 171 days ago on video New Yorker rides into obstacles in bike lanes to prove a point.
Too bad he didn't film before he got ticketed. Now we will never know the circumstance behind his ticket. There is nothing stopping him from dismounting his bike and walking across the blockade. You are a biker; getting hit by a car will not be pleasant. Dismounting and walking takes seconds, but it may save your life. I still think blocking the lanes are stupid, but not biking inside the lanes is even more stupid.
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11. Maffis 183 days ago on video Waterproof fabric spray
Magic spray.
I know how it works: liquid magnets.
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12. Maffis 194 days ago on video I ate your candy
The last kid on the right is a future president.
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13. Maffis 194 days ago on video Animatronic Door
#19 No shit? Look at some of the comments above. Just tried to be helpful.
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14. Maffis 196 days ago on video Animatronic Door
This is how the dent effect in the end works: "The surface of the door is a painted rubber sheet, beneath which are several axe head shaped forms. When triggered, pneumatic pistons push the axe forms onto the rubber door face from behind, causing it to distort."
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16. Maffis 268 days ago on video Sloth crossing the street...
World's most pointless creature. I mean, they sleep like 90% of the day and when they don't, they still sleep.
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17. Maffis 279 days ago on video Stunt Biker Police Escape
There's no use in trying to chase him down. All it would do is result in an even more dangerous chase. Maybe they called in a helicopter instead? Maybe they saw the license plate and didn't have to chase at all? Anyways, one thing is for sure: the guy on the bike got scared shitless and fled from the cops, so I bet the cops are the ones who's laughing anyways.
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18. Maffis 294 days ago on video Solution to the Global Food Crisis?
#16, nope. More like overconsumtion.
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19. Maffis 300 days ago on video It's good to have real friends
He could have landed on his neck :/
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21. Maffis 333 days ago on video Final Destination in real life
Nope, this isn't fake at all. There has been alot of news coverage on this accident when it happened months ago. She was filming with her cellphone because she was going to use that as evidence on how these 2 trucks were blocking the lanes for themselves.
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22. Maffis 349 days ago on video World Record Indoor Photo 360º Panorama
#5 And that's nothing compared to this: http://www.sevilla111.com/default_en.htm
111 gigapixels. World record too.
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23. Maffis 350 days ago on video How to Photograph Wolves at Wolf Park
1st rule: Don't taste good.
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24. Maffis 355 days ago on video The Guiltiest Dog In Existence
#2 It's actually a she according to the owner's facebook fanpage.
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26. Maffis 1 year ago on video The Skin Gun
#7 Because religion and doubts about this being ethical.
Personally, I think this kind of technology is amazing. Just think of how many people that can get their lives "fixed" with stuff like this.
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27. Maffis 1 year ago on video Drunk driver sweeps away everything in its path!
"Luckily it was a humvee"? If it was really luck the car would've been really small so he would've crashed and stopped on the first sign post. This just costs tax payers unnecessary money.
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28. Maffis 1 year ago on video Shark Expert Attacked During Filming
"The bite happened so fast, there was nothing I could've done."
How about not being around 10 deadly sharks in the first place?
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29. Maffis 1 year ago on video World Population
Our world can take twice as many as we are now, after that it will become a problem for our kind to survive on this planet. But if the growth will stop then there're no problems. We just need to get better at not wasting stuff, like throwing food in vain and start recycling.
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30. Maffis 1 year ago on video Chinese Military Multifunctional Shovel
We really didn't need to see almost 1 minute on how a shovel works. But after that it got pretty cool. Definitely a handy tool.
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31. Maffis 1 year ago on video Crazy twins run out and get hit on motorway
It's unbelievably hard to control someone who's insane and full with adrenaline. They have the strength of atleast 3 people. But this time around it pretty much took them by surprise. I guess it's pretty easy to think that no ordinary person would run out into traffic like that.
It's stupid they let them go the next day though.
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32. Maffis 1 year ago on video Baby Elephant in the Bath
It's obviously just a bath room. It's not like they spend their entire day inside there. These elephants get good care from people that love animals and try to help them from hunters and people here call them cruel? Idiots.
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33. Maffis 1 year ago on video Speeding Camera Lottery
This might have the same effect as speed cameras have. People focus much more on their actual speed than on their driving, which can result to more accidents. This is why speed cameras have been criticised so much.
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36. Maffis 1 year ago on video Top 10 Faceplants for 2010
The last one was on purpose. Not that funny :/
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37. Maffis 1 year ago on video Reverse Graffiti : Ossario
Hardly the police doing something wrong here. People obviously saw someone painting stuff on the wall and called the police. You notice how many times they arrive and do nothing? That's because even they knew he did noting wrong, but they had to investigate. Some commenters are just stupid.
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39. Maffis 1 year ago on video AK-47 Fail
That's a feature to counter enemies that pick up fallen weapons! Only, you can't use the weapon yourself.
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40. Maffis 1 year ago on video Hermes Fingerskate
#8 If you signed up just to talk shit, then you are more sad than this fingerskater.
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41. Maffis 1 year ago on video Cop ran over
#3 British police are not armed with firearms. They can't use deadly force.
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42. Maffis 1 year ago on video Buy American
#5 It may be assembled in China but the spare parts come from all over the world.
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44. Maffis 1 year ago on video Don't cross the tape
I like how he casually walks away. He didn't stop for one second.
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45. Maffis 1 year ago on video Japanese Fire Extinguisher
The future firefighters will be equipped with grenade launchers instead of a hose.
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46. Maffis 1 year ago on video Swat Team Prank
Lame. It would have been more fun against adults. Scaring kids is child's play.
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47. Maffis 1 year ago on video Bystander effect #2
I saw a lady slip on some ice some week ago and she banged her head pretty hard. Immediately she was surrounded by 6 people tending to her. I was on my way too from across the street but I stopped as I saw she was surrounded already. Nothing I could do other than just be in the way. This was in Sweden. I don't know if it was just the right people at the right time, or maybe people here are more willing to help others.
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49. Maffis 1 year ago on video Do you own (stuff made by) slaves?
#11 You are ignorant. You know that most of the slaves are children. How dumb can you be? You think they actually work 18 hours a day because they want to?
#10 That's ignorant too. No it won't. Why would it 'go back to' stone age just because we could help people have better lives? Instead of working almost all day they could get more humane working times and more money. Everything can be achieved if the consumers just stopped buying these products until they get better work conditions. The slave handlers want their money too.
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50. Maffis 1 year ago on video World's youngest transexual
I love how the desicription assumes everybody on Snotr are male.
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51. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 1 year ago on video Lion Tries To Eat Kid at Zoo
The scenario would have been so different if there was no glass window.
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52. Maffis 1 year ago on video Girl goes crazy with her cam's special effects
#9 You think your taste in short clips are better than his? I feel sorry for you for not allowing other people to like different things.
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53. Maffis 2 years ago on video Newsday iPad Application
It can't even smack a fly? I'm not buying that crap then.
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54. Maffis 2 years ago on video 134 tons of pot burns in Mexico
For once, I'm actually envious of fire fighters. They get to be near the smoke 
#14 Really? You know that the drug crimes in Mexico are a huge problem? This was a blow to the drug cartels. So many people die because of them.
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56. Maffis 2 years ago on video Responsibility of Strangers - Social Experiment
I don't see how people can draw a conclusion from this. I mean, they showed us 1 time where people didn't do crap. Who knows if that is what happened the most?
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57. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 2 years ago on video Lizard Drinks Orange Juice
Wonderful title.
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58. Maffis 2 years ago on video Guy Has Different Way of Doing Tequila Shots
Yeah it is in the description.
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59. Maffis 2 years ago on video Parachuting Into Michigan Stadium
I didnt notice any tangling. He was adjusting the lines. He knew what he was doing.
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60. Maffis 2 years ago on video Real life GTA pursuit
#5 Even the Swedish police will drop the chase if it's a madman like in this clip in a city environment. The chance of more innocent people getting hurt increases if there are several police cars chasing too. Just look at what happened here; several cars smashed. That's just standard protocol in Sweden. Maybe it's the same in Brazil. Especially considering the fact that this city is alot more trafficked than Swedish cities.
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61. Maffis 2 years ago on video Russian army blows up its inflatable weapons
"A 100 times cheaper", but more than a thousand times useless in actual warfare.
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62. Maffis 2 years ago on video Female Football Player Hits Guy Carrying Hot Dog
At least he's famous now.
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63. Maffis 2 years ago on video Doggy Doesn't Want a Bath
#2 Yeah sure they could have picked him up, but I'm pretty sure they just wanted to show how the dog behaved, not them acting like fools trying to force him.
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64. Maffis 2 years ago on video The ringtone that grows girl boobs...
#22 Why don't you get good grades, become a scientist and cure cancer? All talk, are you?
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66. Maffis 2 years ago on video Feeding 120 dogs at the same time
They look healthy to me. And they get food. Maybe if it wasn't for him they'd be dead?
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67. Maffis 2 years ago on video Lance Burton sleight of hand
i liked the music 
#15 If the birds really didn't like it you really think they wouldn't try to fly away? or at least avoid the guy? obviously he/they take good care of them.
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68. Maffis 2 years ago on video My Nuts Itch
He was handcuffed, probably for a good reason. No cop would take them off just because someone's balls are itching. The risks are too high.
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69. Maffis 2 years ago on video easy robbery
It was smart of her to not wake him up. That other man had a gun. If she'd scream to wake him up panic could easily ensue, resulting in someone getting shot and killed. Playing it safe was the best thing to do.
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70. Maffis 2 years ago on video Lion got mad...
Naww, the lioness tried to make the lion stop too.
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71. Maffis 2 years ago on video Cruel Japanese Prank Show
It looks fun, but I would've been just as terrified.
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72. Maffis 2 years ago on video Firefighters save dog's life.
#15 That's not how local firefighters work. And what are you doing to save them?
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73. Maffis 2 years ago on video Queue to the first McDonald's in Soviet Russia.
Why did people even bother? The place would still be there another day.
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75. Maffis 2 years ago on video August 19,2010 Bull leaps into crowd in Spain
I feel nothing for these idiotic humans that go and watch bull fighting. Sure, they might not be the ones sticking the poles and swords in them, but if people did not watch it it would not exist.
These people got what they deserved.
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76. Maffis 2 years ago on video Snickers Commercial: Road Trip
#17 Nobody in Sweden knows who the black lady is either.
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77. Maffis 2 years ago on video Contact Juggler
It looks so much like some bad special effect, but it's amazing and it is real and looks so weird.
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78. Maffis 2 years ago on video Snickers Commercial: Road Trip
#15
No, it's gone in Sweden too. It's just a shorter version, is all.
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79. Maffis 2 years ago on video Mythbusters: Are elephants afraid of mice?
It's cool, but just testing it on 1 elephant doesn't mean every elephant reacts the same.
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80. Maffis 2 years ago on video Angel Falls
Why not just post all the Planet Earth episodes instead.
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81. Maffis 2 years ago on video Hot Blonde Chick Got Skills
#10 I bet if it was a man you wouldn't even care.
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82. Maffis 2 years ago on video phone joke
We have insurance for these things. Better use them and not your fists.
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83. Maffis 2 years ago on video Food catching kitty.
My cat is just like the black cat on this clip
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84. Maffis 2 years ago on video Kangaroo Boxing
I liked how the third kangaroo got kicked by the other kangaroo. He didn't want anyone to take away the honor of fighting fairly.
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85. Maffis 2 years ago on video Customer deters robber, chasing suspect with his cane
#1 You mean you actually had respect for robbers before?
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86. Maffis 2 years ago on video Guy walks into traffic...
I've never seen so many high rated comments on the same clip before.
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87. Maffis 2 years ago on video The Sarcastic Fringehead
Where do people get their names from? One can only wonder...
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89. Maffis 2 years ago on video Volcano Lava
Looking at it like this makes you wanna touch it :X
But I better not if I want to live.
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91. Maffis 2 years ago on video Brick in a washing machine
What was the point of the first minute?
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93. Maffis 2 years ago on video Aimbot in Real Life
#7 Clown? Wow. Ok.
You can decide category yourself.
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94. Maffis 2 years ago on video Aimbot in Real Life
#5 Who honestly cares about what category a clip is in? This is just as awesome as your jackass clip is considered 'accidents'.
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95. Maffis 2 years ago on video Colored chickens in China
So did they like, spray paint the chickens?
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98. Maffis 2 years ago on video Lightning Strikes Truck
Why do someone just randomly film a highway?
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99. Maffis 2 years ago on video What is that ???
I don't see the connection to Alzheimers either. I think it's more about a father/son connection thing. Still a nice movie.
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100. Maffis 2 years ago on video Roadtrain
These trucks don't really turn or anything. They drop of the tanks of gas near the road at stations.
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101. Maffis 2 years ago on video robotic leg
If they somehow could make this work for people that have lost both legs it would amazing.
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102. Maffis 2 years ago on video Stretchy Skin Man
I've heard of people with this disease stretching their skin so much it completely loses its elasticity so the skin just hangs everywhere.
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103. Maffis 2 years ago on video Otter pups learning to swim
I'm glad my swimming teacher didn't drag me by my feet and push me under water.
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104. Maffis 2 years ago on video Awsome Dog Skills
That dog wants her cookie. Could hear how she protested a little when she was doing the tricks.
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106. Maffis 2 years ago on video PR2 Robot Fetches Beer from the Refrigerator
Goddamnit that robot is cute. Reminds me of Wall-E.
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107. Maffis 2 years ago on video Nice Day for a Kickabout
He accidentally kicked the tree instead.
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108. Maffis 2 years ago on video The Argiope
She wants to make sure he doesn't run away when the kids are born.
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109. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 2 years ago on video How to find the water from a Baboon
What a stupid baboon to get stuck with his hand like that.
Also, please first posters, don't spoil the video in your comments. S
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110. Maffis 2 years ago on video Camping prank
I didn't laugh because that is extremely dangerous. One bite and you're done for if you can't get anti-biotics fast enough.
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111. Maffis 2 years ago on video The Fast Lane (Elevator)
It would be more fun if the elevator just suddenly dropped with no brakes 
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112. Maffis 2 years ago on video Get the Frisbee!
I tried to do this with my dog just now. She just stared at me and then walked inside.
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113. Maffis 2 years ago on video Cops vs. gate
To me it looks like the cop only got hit because he saw that woman standing in a place she shouldn't be, and he tried to react. That woman could easily have been crushed there.
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114. Maffis 2 years ago on video Ad From 1990 for mobile phones.
I have a portable cellphone from the mid nineties in my possession. It's as small as a my arm.
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115. Maffis 2 years ago on video Giant vuvuzela!!!
Doesn't sound like a normal vuvuzela. Just a loud horn.
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117. Maffis 2 years ago on video How to pronounce Snotr
When you think about it, this site has a really stupid name 
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119. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 2 years ago on video Magic switch move.
There has to be another person. Very cool move.
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121. Maffis 2 years ago on video Never ending sneezing bear.
That's not sneezing. That's an epileptic seizure.
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122. Maffis 2 years ago on video Tight Parking
#1 That instructor was a kid. And the other man tried to help, but it's quite hard to help someone that doesn't understand what a wheel is.
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124. Maffis 2 years ago on video Shotgun Enthusiast Don't Need No Teeth
You have to admit, that was a classy line at the end. Made me laugh.
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125. Maffis 2 years ago on video Iron Man ?
You kinda forget that he's still just ironing clothes, but it looks so cool 
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126. Maffis 2 years ago on video Jay's Tiny House Tour
Don't understand the need of idiotic and insulting comments in here.
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127. Maffis 2 years ago on video Drunk cop tries to pass a sobriety field test
#13
Ever heard of 7% Beer? That's what we have in Sweden 
6 of those could make any man pass out.
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128. Maffis 2 years ago on video Pregnant with Balloon
I never grow tired on these kinds of pranks.
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129. Maffis 2 years ago on video Sonic boom.
#1
Not really. That's just the water in the air vaporizing.
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131. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 2 years ago on video Cat Machine Gun
Goddamn whiteknights thinks everything is torture... Get a grip, idiots.
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132. Maffis 2 years ago on video Split Personality Call
#9
What? Only thing those 2 shows have in common are that they're animated. The humour, characters and setting is nothing alike.
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133. Maffis 2 years ago on video failed arm robbery
While he acted cool, he was actually incredibly stupid too. Now this might've been a fake pistol or something, but what if it was real? And the robber was dead-serious or just a psychopath? It's better to just hand them the money so they can leave without harming anyone.
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134. Maffis 2 years ago on video Horse race announcer loses his voice.
Sounds almost like he had a heart attack, but his dedication to his work and to the audience made him fight through it.
Or not
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135. Maffis 2 years ago on video Come Back to My Place
I don't like titles that spoil the clip. Makes it less fun.
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136. Maffis 2 years ago on video Huge dust storm in Australia
What if another car full with people thinking of doing the exact same thing came from the other side? In that darkness? Yikes.
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138. Maffis 2 years ago on video Guitar To The Face
I wonder if the dude with the guitar even noticed what he did.
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139. Maffis 2 years ago on video Vampires Suck
Too bad that this "parody" movie will suck just as hard. Really, they stopped being funny after Scary Movie 1.
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140. Maffis 2 years ago on video World's Largest Skateboard Disaster
Whoa, he was dangerously close to get smushed by the wheels of that thing.
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141. Maffis 2 years ago on video ultimate wheelchair
#2
He might be doing it for the thrills you know. Still pretty dumb since he endangers others...
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142. Maffis 2 years ago on video The Monster
Atleast we didnd't get to see a cow get shredded. Urgh, that clip still haunts me in my sleep.
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143. Maffis 2 years ago on video Chest camera Downhilling
I like how they weren't afraid to show that they failed some times.
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145. Maffis 2 years ago on video Police Sledding On Riot-Shield
#24 god help them for having some fun for once. you know how much shit a cop takes every day? why not just let them have some fun.
but yeah, remember what you said when you surf snotr or facebook on your job or school.
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146. Maffis 2 years ago on video Aggressive maneuvers for autonomous quadrotor flight.
That is pretty cool.
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147. Maffis 2 years ago on video Winner Ad at the Cannes Festival
Really beautiful. Would've wanted some better quality. It doesn't do the clip fully justice when it's like this.
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149. Maffis 2 years ago on video Kung Fu Bear
And then a new breed of bears were born. Imagine these things in your forest.
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150. Maffis 2 years ago on video next best thing since mentos
I thought it was really small at first. But then it really freaked me out when it was almost as huge as them!
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151. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 2 years ago on video Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
I don't get it. Why did I get a negative for that comment?
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152. Maffis 2 years ago on video Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
I played this game. It was... surprisingly good
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154. Maffis 2 years ago on video How to take good wedding pictures
I wanted to see more of the reactions. Those are the best parts of these kinds of clips.
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155. Maffis 2 years ago on video Get out of there!
"I have succesfully infiltrated the enemy headquarters. Awaiting further instructions, sir."
"GET THE ***** OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!!!!"
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156. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 2 years ago on video Americans can't remember when 9/11 happened
I bet they asked them to give idiotic replies.
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160. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 2 years ago on video Fail compilation
The one at 6.08 is definitely the one i reacted the most too. The dude just falls down like 5-6 meters, and the worst is he saw it coming
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161. Maffis 2 years ago on video Man gets owned by his cat
I like how the guitar add that small, finishing touch.
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162. Maffis 2 years ago on video Street Hero Bus jump
#13
it won't be a problem if they fix the shaking.
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163. Maffis 2 years ago on video Street Hero Bus jump
It would be so col with a movie completely in first-person. They would need to use alot of CGI though to get rid of the shaking, but man, if it was in 3D too it would be an amazing experience
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164. Maffis 2 years ago on video Porn Buddies!
thats why you should get firefox and install adblock plus
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165. Maffis 2 years ago on video Another Water Experiment
do not try this at home. it's very dangerous and might explode.
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166. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 2 years ago on video Blown Away
they should've walked in the grass, more friction for the shoes.
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167. Maffis 2 years ago on video The Most Useless Machine Ever
Hey, I was the one that submitted this video! 
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168. Maffis 2 years ago on video Transparent wall
This could be very useful in dangerous crossings.
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169. Maffis 2 years ago on video Overtaking
in our country it's a federal law to stop and help if you see an accident.
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171. Maffis 2 years ago on video Bird Hates Other Bird
Well there's a reason to why birds didn't become the rulers of the Earth.
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172. Maffis 2 years ago on video Body scanner
So what are they really preventing here? Sure, it's much safer to board a plane now, but the terrorists will most likey chose other places to bomb like boats, trains or normal busses if the planes are too secure. Do we really need these kinds of things on every means of transportation today?
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173. Maffis 2 years ago on video Best ever wedding entrance dance
they made something very similar on The Office some episodes back
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174. Maffis 2 years ago on video Guitar Hero - Christmas Light edition
please ban that idiot that votes down every comment
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175. Maffis 2 years ago on video Talking Husky dog
After I saw this clip I had to snuggle with my dog.
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177. Maffis 2 years ago on video Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2- TDM Sniping Tips On Quarry By Hutch
I think he's playing on xbox 360...
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178. Maffis 2 years ago on video Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2- TDM Sniping Tips On Quarry By Hutch
Not only is he the host in this clip, he also uses akimbo 1887's, the most OVERPOWERED PIECE OF SHIT TO EVER EXIST IN A VIDEO GAME. But meh, video-game clips shouldn't be on snotr in the first place.
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179. Maffis 2 years ago on video Guy drinks vomit-inducing drink for money
#6
to be fair, he did say just afterwards that he would get the money after he vomited it up. that ought to tell you it's not just a drink
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180. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 2 years ago on video Palestinian Alarm Clock
durka durka muhammed jihad
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183. Maffis 3 years ago on video CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners
#1
having the same problem with the recent snotr-movies too. the video-box won't appear. I wonder if it has something to do with some firefox crap
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184. Maffis 3 years ago on video Clerk wrestles gun from robber
To me it looks like the robber had no intention of killing him. I mean, the clerk was wide open for several seconds; if he really wanted to shoot him he'd be dead.
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185. Maffis 3 years ago on video Batman Vanishing
#9
good question, it's really annoying. all it does really is spoil the movie...
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186. Maffis 3 years ago on video Marine Shoots Javelin Missile
He showed that mountain who's boss.
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187. Maffis 3 years ago on video Deer Jumps Into Lion Enclosure
if that lion was really hungry she would have swam after the deer.
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188. Maffis 3 years ago on video Not everyone is a lumberjack
actually, who didn't see this coming?
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189. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 3 years ago on video Water Jetpack
can people stop voting down posts if they don't contain anything that breaks the rules? really, mods should bann those people.
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193. Maffis 3 years ago on video Cat in "space"
cat what are you doing? you dont belong in space, youre a cat!
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194. Maffis 3 years ago on video Zlatan Ibrahimovic goal
Why does he never do this kind of things when he plays for the swedish team
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195. Maffis 3 years ago on video Kid Stuck in Skate Bowl
#22
actually, you foul-mouth, it has a one-way entrance
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196. Maffis 3 years ago on video Eggs candid camera
i like how the second person just picks up the hen like it was nothing biggie
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197. Maffis 3 years ago on video Japanese pranks
i sure hope nobody had an iphone in their pocket
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199. Maffis 3 years ago on video Snapped Cable Injures Kid on Coaster
read about this accident yesterday on a swedish news-site, and apparently several people got hurt and were sent to hospital
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200. Maffis 3 years ago on video Biggest man on earth?
#25 you think a police officer is a steroid junky?
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201. Maffis 3 years ago on video A bus takes the subway
^are you kidding me? can't you see how fast he was coming towards him, and on his side of the road too? what was he supposed to do?
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204. Maffis 3 years ago on video Giant vortex gun
Did he really have to throw his earmuffs on the ground like that? They might have broken, and earmuffs can be really expensive. I mean, think of the children in Africa.
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205. Maffis 3 years ago on video Evian Babies
#2 considering this ad was really popular on youtube and on many other places, no, it will bring more sales.
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209. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 3 years ago on video Awesome's creed
the doctor one is the best though
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210. Maffis 3 years ago on video New/Unknown Lifeform in North Carolina Sewer!
#8 except, we don't have a place inside us with fluid passing like that. also, how could a camera, inside a human being, do a 360 - degree spin?
no, it's like Blasterjk said. It's oversized tubifex. Lots of worms gathered in one place. When one worm retracts, it makes all the other worms do the same.
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212. Maffis 3 years ago on video Woman parallel parks car
at least she didn't destroy any property, so that's a plus
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214. Maffis 3 years ago on video Lucky shot?
#4 It counts when the ball is in the air when the time runs out
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215. Maffis 3 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues
Has to be staged. A cancelled account can be re-activated again, so I don't understand why he would get so "upset"
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216. Maffis 3 years ago on video Project Natal
#7 You should check out Project Milo from Lionhead studios. It's a game fully built around an A.I. recongnizing you. And IGN, once again, says it works.
IGN is a highly respected, and the worlds biggest, internet gaming site.
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217. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 3 years ago on video Dancing Fountain
Nope. Can't see it either. All black.
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218. Maffis 3 years ago on video Kangaroo kicks kid into lake
that kid must have had some hilarious thoughts after that one
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221. Maffis 3 years ago on video Really crazy acrobatics
Imagine aliens come to our planet to study our behaviour, and this is what they see...
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222. Maffis 3 years ago on video Construction team work
i bet they're all blind from getting sand in their eyes
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226. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 3 years ago on video Man falls from tower, but never hits the ground
yeah...really funny making jokes out of a accident which led to a mans death.
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227. Maffis 3 years ago on video Fastest gunman ever?
Man, I'm amazed by the simple fact that he can draw and holster his weapon so fast
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228. Maffis 3 years ago on video How to Shower: Women vs. Men
I'm surprised by how many of the things I do the same as the man in this video haha
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229. Maffis 3 years ago on video Insane dog part 2
That is Steve Carell in his roll as Evan Baxter in Bruce Almighty
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230. Maffis 4 years ago on video Information overload
the super-computer stuff scares me. it's like terminator is starting.
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232. Maffis 4 years ago on video Gollum receives award
#5
is he saying: "That was f****** awesome"?
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235. Maffis 4 years ago on video Inhaling hexafluoride
ah, now we know how they made the orc-voices in the lord of the rings
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240. Maffis 4 years ago on video Art with sand
when I was in bulgaria I bought a painting made with this technique. it's is truly awesome.
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241. Maffis 4 years ago on video Street soccer skills
Man it'd be so awesome if people in the WC-series used these kind of tricks.
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243. Maffis 4 years ago on video The end of the world
I bet Messias will come the day after and be all "wtf?".
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244. Maffis 4 years ago on video Grand Theft Awesome IV
you really have to play the game to understand the jokes lol
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246. Maffis 4 years ago on video Prison Break - dog version
lol, look at the other 2 dogs in the end. they look confused xD
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247. Maffis 4 years ago on video Scare fail
that's a reflex that could save lives in other situations...
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249. Maffis 4 years ago on video Racism in elevators
there are way too many retards with accounts on snotr.com
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252. Maffis 4 years ago on video Nike SB "Chalk"
that must be some really thick chalk to be able to skate on it like that :-)
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254. Maffis 4 years ago on video The best Guinness world records in the world
haha this is awesome
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256. Maffis 4 years ago on video Swimming pool faceplant
thank god the face just slipped on the ground and didn't get stuck :p
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258. Maffis 4 years ago on video Don LaFontaine - The legendary voice has died
I wonder if a imitator will start voicing clips now. His voice was truly epic for trailers and commercials. R.I.P.
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259. Maffis 4 years ago on video Amazing knockout
#8 hot-pants is a type of panties for women; like string, tanga etc.
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260. Maffis 4 years ago on video Amazing knockout
#27 are you blind? he was about to strike him but the other guy reacted faster. pure self-defense.
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261. Maffis 4 years ago on video Kittens discover the crack under the door
#7 critizising someones floor...omfg get a life
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265. Maffis 4 years ago on video Scary fish
4, the japenese guy said goblin shark in the clip 2 times ffs.
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266. Maffis 4 years ago on video Honesty: car mechanic
6, your just a retard that doesn't get the joke
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268. Maffis 4 years ago on video Messing with Chuck Norris
chuck norris doesn't turn the lights on; he turns the dark off!
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269. Maffis 4 years ago on video Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09 - Walk on Water
#8 wow thank you captain obvious
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271. Maffis 4 years ago on video Cops vs. gate
why do people care if other people post first anyways? what harm does it do to you? just ignore it.
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272. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 4 years ago on video Parking compilation
last!
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273. Maffis 4 years ago on video LSD cat
night3659 you fucking idiot, you really believe the cat was on lsd? the owner was just playing with a toy offscreen and the cat followed it's moves. the fact that it says "lsd" is because the cats pupils expand so incredible fast and often.
you need to calm down you damn peta freak.
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274. Maffis 4 years ago on video Intelligent dog
#9 who cares? the dog enjoyed it, you could see it on it's tail and face
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275. Maffis 4 years ago on video Guy does perfect backflip... with his 4x4 Jeep
ok that was a nice way to waste 50 grand on lol
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276. Maffis 4 years ago on video Down the stairs
Well at least, like someone else said, he won't be able to spread his genes
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279. Maffis 4 years ago on video Fast or fake?
Slow? Wtf are you guys smoking? This is a goddam tuturial, and it's still fast. 9 you're full of shit.
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280. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 4 years ago on video Wrestlers Need A Chair And Fans Deliver
they should all go to jail tbh
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282. Maffis 4 years ago on video Devil Cat
this cat was in a cage because it's potentially dangerous. It must have been abused to react that way against other people. I'm sorry to say this but that cat was/will probably be put down.
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288. Maffis 4 years ago on video Glued Slippers
could have gone wrong. i dont like pranks that jeapordize someones health. he could of landed on his face.
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290. Maffis 4 years ago on video Decorating a pyramid
i wonder why they got permission to do that to the pyramids
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291. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 4 years ago on video Underwater lake
yep, we're doomed
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293. Maffis 4 years ago on video Mac VS PC VS Linux! South Park Edition!
how can the video have such a good score but it only got negative comments?
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294. Maffis 4 years ago on video Funny Heineken Commercial
why is it allways the beer-commercials that are funny?
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296. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 4 years ago on video Axe Imprints
fist? im first btw
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301. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 4 years ago on video The world's highest building
thats a good terrorist target
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303. Maffis 4 years ago on video Woman hits parking barrier with car
looked like a bumper car lol
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306. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 4 years ago on video WALL-E meets a magnet
first!
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307. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 4 years ago on video Surviving an alien attack
lol
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312. Maffis 4 years ago on video "Pretty much everywhere, it’s gonna be hot"
i love his random laughter.
first he was like: 
but then he:
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314. Maffis 4 years ago on video The costs of war
actually i take that statement back. i thought it said 720 MILLION a day and not 720 thousand
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315. Maffis 4 years ago on video The costs of war
sweden could not even be able to keep the war going for one day - that's alot of money!
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318. Maffis 4 years ago on video "I have three PS3s"
Wow you're all retards. This is a satirical joke...
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319. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Maffis 4 years ago on video "Pretty much everywhere, it’s gonna be hot"
lool
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320. Maffis 4 years ago on video 136 cats in a small apartment
the floor is unusually clean for 136 cats
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324. Maffis 4 years ago on video French national football team bus...
Haha french 
Btw, are there more then me that have problems with this site sometimes? Like movies don't load? Just curious if it's my internet.
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1. Maffis 15 days ago on video Texting and driving test
For some reason this isn't illegal in Sweden.
Then again, this movie just shows inexperienced drivers getting yelled at by their teacher which makes them more stressed than you would be on your own. Also, you have to write the things he says which makes people think even more on the task.
Texting while driving is still stupid though.