Comments posted by MrCarrots
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4. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Baby Visibly Turns Over in Mom's Belly
As a man, to feel something growing inside me would be truly an awesome experience, but having to squeeze that thing out would definitely not. 
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8. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Eva Mendes Sex-Tape
It would easier to pay attention if she were wearing a bra under that red blouse 
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9. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Jackass 3D
you'd think by now Ape and Phil would realize that when crazy shit happens their tarded son is behind it.
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10. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Whac-a-mole cat.
They should slow it down and put in some sound effects.
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA "The six million dollar cat"
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11. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video BP - Brown is the New green
0:22 I feel like it's being poured from a bucket that says doo doo butter. Then i have the urge to sing "Won't you braid my hair"
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12. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Music Clock In Shibuya, Tokyo (Japan)
Meanwhile in Japan......
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13. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Mario paper stop motion
#(removed comment) Well I love u 2 Honeybuns
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14. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Cat vs. Snake
i thought this was going to be a metaphor for sex. 
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15. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Great goals with teamwork
You can't spell teamwork without.... ewok?
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16. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Kilian Martin - The new Rodney Mullen
Who the hell is Rodney Mullen?
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17. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Balls to face plant
The title misled me. I was expecting someone to Headbutt them self in the nuts.
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19. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Subaru Outback: Lap 'n' Snack
Another reason i carry an axe around in my car.
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20. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Sitting down without a chair
They over starched my pants again...
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23. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Bicycle rush hour
Nobody is wearing a helmet. Thats like the seat belt of bicycles. 
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24. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Kitchen headbutt kid!
Damn potheads keep getting younger and younger...
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26. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Groomsman Taken Out By Windmill
Huh, Quixote was on to something...
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27. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video mascot dunk fail
I love how the band is playing rock lobster by the B52s. 
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31. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Fail compilation
I'm glad to see some people wearing helmets while being stupid.
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33. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video The Transparent Car
Dammit, I thought the title said transparent cat. that would be much more awesome.
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34. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Nice camouflage
Crafty Germans....
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35. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Chubby Baby Does Weird Tile Slide!
The gyrations.... there hypnotic.... 
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36. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Don't mess with Ukrainian lawmakers...
Wheres President Camacho?
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37. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Evangelical TV: Mom spanked the gay out of me
Now all you need to do is beat the stupid out of him 
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38. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Disturbing japanese commercial
get testicular cancer and smoke pot, that's the message i got...
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40. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Dog Girl
Neat, her shoulders and back have conformed to being on all fours
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41. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Crocodile penis eats fish
#7 So it's a turtles penis that's eating the fish?
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42. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Soap Bubbles Science
Again...
“People are entitled to their hobbies, and I’m entitled to think those people are creepy.”
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43. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Awesome Chinese kid beatboxing
“People are entitled to their hobbies, and I’m entitled to think those people are creepy.”
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44. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Did You Know: Convergence
There are people that haven't been rick rolled? I've heard it so many time that I actually like the song. 
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46. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Chubby cuppy cake boy
I just want to squeeze is cheeks. They're sort of hypnotic.
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47. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Robocop Rap
I would rather watch Robocop 3 than all 10 mins of this hogwash
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49. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video The Long Road Home
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."
Mahatma Gandhi
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51. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Nut bra to the rescue
I think Nut Huggers is a more marketable title. 
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52. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Amazing performance on the Russian bar
nimble little minx isn't she
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53. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Jim Playfair Loses His Composure!
Canadian HULK!
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54. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Rules of the Road
Two Douches from the same bag
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56. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Amazing vehicle recovery truck
this is what happens when a ninja becomes a repo man
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58. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video The Matrix Pill
Taking a pill from an oddly dressed man wanting to show you "where the rabbit hole goes" seems like a great idea 
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60. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Who Are You?
The shop owner handled that well, if I were surrounded by a bunch of mario headed children I would lose control of my bowels
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61. Comment rated too low. Show this comment MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Bad toilet day
AWWW! It's in my raccoon wounds!
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62. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Raptor Devours Cheerleader
Perfect time for a little public hanky panky
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1. MrCarrots 2 years ago on video Skateboarders Get Attacked By Crazy Lady
YOU FUCKERS!!!!