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2. Namron7 10 days ago on video Backing up fail
Can't believe that she actually had the car out of the garage on the first attempt, but decided to go back in just to screw the whole thing up. Use your damn mirrors lol. 
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3. Namron7 13 days ago on video Dog vs Skunk
The guy on camera sounds like the gay guy off of Family Guy (Jeffrey , jeffrey, OH NOOooooooo......)
He'll regret not calling his dog off sooner coz that stink doesn't wash off easy......
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4. Namron7 13 days ago on video From baby to 12 year old girl in 3 minutes
I agree with #2, She's gonna break some hearts, but if she's spent the first 12 years of her life jabbering on like the video shows that poor dudes gonna need some ear defenders 
Wouldn't it be funny if he did one in parallel where it showed her doing nothing but whinging, just for a laugh.....
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5. Namron7 19 days ago on video New safety system, car windows break automatically after driving into water.
Maybe they could incorporate it with a unit that releases the seatbelt lock too, people might panic and forget to release themselves from their seat.......
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6. Namron7 23 days ago on video Arthur Benjamin: Lightning calculation and other "Mathemagic"
#7, looks like the woman with the calculator also keyed in the wrong numbers lol
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7. Namron7 24 days ago on video close call...
What a stupid cow, she didn't even bother to turn her head to see what might be coming, sheshould get an honorary Darwin Award just for being too thick!!
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8. Namron7 26 days ago on video Truck pushes car down on highway
Not the first time this has happened:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF6EiLn8bto
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9. Namron7 37 days ago on video Amazing Dolphins Show Off
The way that rod was bending I'll agree with number #4 
, but it could just be the fisheye lens on he camera creating an illusion....
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10. Namron7 80 days ago on video 8.429GHz overclocked
#3 It Looks like they broke another record as they managed to get the liquid nitrogen to freeze by pouring it onto a blisteringly hot processor (nitrogen is a liquid between -196 and -210 degrees C, it freezes to a solid at lower temp than -210 degrees C, they were registering -225 degrees C)
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12. Namron7 82 days ago on video Red Bull Stratos
When is the big jump day? Looking forward to seeing this one now that the days of Shuttle launches have gone.... For now anyway. 
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13. Namron7 83 days ago on video Heart stop beating
Awesome!! Hang on; that's probably how vampires have been doing it for years. No heartbeat but still walking the earth!!!
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14. Namron7 93 days ago on video Explosive Bubbles
Those kids made me laugh lol "That was Awesome"
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15. Namron7 97 days ago on video CERN: The Standard Model Of Particle Physics
#1 what's not to understand?
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16. Namron7 97 days ago on video Grizly Bear Cub & Wolf Cub Playing
All together now:'And they called it, Puppy luh,huh huh huvv, well I guess they'll never know oooo,oooo,oooo,oooooo'.....
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17. Namron7 97 days ago on video Driving in Chechnya
WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THAT FUCKING HORN UP !!! Here you go, swim in that ditch bitch
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19. Namron7 103 days ago on video A hiking trip I would not go on!
#2, those girls have balls, I have to admit I would love to take in those views but I am too chicken shit as well
#11, if you want to know why all the padlocks check this link out:
www.roundtown.info/197-locked-in-love.html
It relates to a craze where people attach a padlock to a bridge,handrail etc and throw away the key to profess their undying love. This one is about padlocks in Benidorm but it applies anywhere in the world.
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20. Namron7 103 days ago on video A Swarm of Nano Quadrotors
Really REALLY impressive, but when I saw the word 'Nano' I was under the impression we would be seeing wasp sized robots, not bird sized. So in actual fact what we saw was a swarm of miniature Quadrotors. I liked it anyway so big thumbs up
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21. Namron7 108 days ago on video A neat revenge
Did he eventually get it back then or did the cops wait another month?
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22. Namron7 108 days ago on video Ball Boy at the Court
Well deserved round of applause from the spectators there
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23. Namron7 113 days ago on video Polar Bears and Dogs playing.
I feel sorry for that Husky having to be the Polar Bear's Bitch
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24. Namron7 113 days ago on video Dawn of the Dead
They might think they are getting a bargain, but the stores increase the prices in the run up to a sale, then reduce them back to their original pice so pople think they are getting a bargain. And what's more, ALL the stores fix their sales prices with each other to fool the barain hunters.
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25. Namron7 113 days ago on video X3 Eurocopter
Make the wings a bit bigger and put some flaps n ailerons on then and give it a rudder you could probably do away with the top rotor altogether
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26. Namron7 113 days ago on video Alien Transmission Kepler 22b
Brian Cox:Cockney rhyming slang for BOTOX !! He has that constant rictus of a smirk that needs wiping of his gob
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27. Namron7 113 days ago on video How LN2 exploding and loud
What a tool, a chef lost both hands cocking around with this stuff.
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28. Namron7 227 days ago on video StarWars theme on floppy drives
Some people have just TOO much time on their hands
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29. Namron7 230 days ago on video How to wash clothes on a washing machine without electricity
I can see it now, the local gyms giving women the option of washing their smalls while doing 5 kilometers (7 kilometers to remove skidmarks too )
I wonder if they could hook up a rowing machine to a whirlygig to get them dry too?
#1 - Afterwards? Why not at the same time ?? 
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30. Namron7 233 days ago on video Climbing Red Gates stalin's skyscraper in Moscow
Only in Russia !!!! Literally !!!! Because it's in Russia Das Vagina
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31. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 235 days ago on video Juggling 5 balls with her feet
I wonder if she perform this feat with dishes?
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32. Namron7 236 days ago on video The Spectacular T.T. IOM. TT (Isle of Man) Motorcycle Road Race
The rider at 3:11 should have obeyed the 'SLOW' road marking Oh and they like to be called 'Riders' not 'Drivers' because that's what they do, Ride !
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34. Namron7 250 days ago on video Sleeping Dog Falls From The Couch
And for his next trick: 'Roll over boy'
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36. Namron7 252 days ago on video Yet another ownage complilation
Hindsight is a wonderful thing, for morons anyway
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37. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 254 days ago on video Frankie the cat in mourning
Face it guys (and some gals), if we were all that flexible we would put our heads down there wouldn't we
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38. Namron7 254 days ago on video 50 Cal Machine Gun VS. 250 Watermelons
Thing about the Russians is they can make some weaponry.
Just look at the AKA 47 (Kalashnikov) gotta be the most successful one of all time with over 100 million units in circulation worldwide. 
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40. Namron7 255 days ago on video Fire department examination
So thats how my 10th floor flat got burgled so fast when I only went for a pee
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41. Namron7 255 days ago on video Drunken russian falls from 5th floor
He landed on his head too!!! Oh well no damage done there then
There was a puppeteer from Britain called Rod Hull who had for his act a puppet that was a bird, Emu (youtube.com/watch?v=sqrg_VCPgAQ).
One very stormy night, he went up onto his roof to fix his TV aerial and was killed falling off it.
I always thought it was ironic that he chose a FLIGHTLESS bird (Emu) for his gimick. Maybe he should have chosen an Albatross instead !! 
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42. Namron7 255 days ago on video In the fall
'31 years working in this sh**hole!! Oh well may as well go out on a high, kick back and light up a fat one on my way down !!!'
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43. Namron7 255 days ago on video How to Kill a Motorcycle
I agree with #4, at least it failed epically with him standing beside it instead of him stradling the fuel tank. Roast nuts anybody?
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44. Namron7 259 days ago on video Do you smoke ?
I remember seeing similar dickheads cruising around town shooting passersby with paintball guns. The thing is the pedestrians thought they had been shot for real such was the power of the weapon. The judge didn't see the funny side of their little joke when he viewed their home made video. The punishment: 4 YEARS IN PRISON EACH!!!!
Bet they weren't laughing then
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45. Namron7 262 days ago on video Fox News Shepards Smith Blooper
Bratton : Britain, Pop Corn : Cop Porn.....................
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48. Namron7 264 days ago on video Gay Parents Bashed
If this happened in a restaurant for real I hope that I would have the guts to stand up and shout out loud: DON'T TIP THE BITCH!!!!
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49. Namron7 265 days ago on video The power of friction
I've just welded my cock to my hand with the power of friction. Maybe next time I'd better use some lube
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50. Namron7 265 days ago on video Bashing in the office
The scriptwriter's joined-up hand writing is abysmal. The actors thought he was writing 'wanking' when in fact he was writing 'working' (try it yourself in cursive writing style 
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51. Namron7 266 days ago on video Russia Car Crash Compilation
Not taking my car to Russia what with the number of Hit-and-Runs (for example see 9:00)that take place over there, looks like no one gives a toss about their driving skills (probably don't have such a sceme as 'Car Insurance'.)
And how the hell did that woman at 6:15 miss getting killed by that car? The final scene was the camera pointing back and her looking at the car that nearly killed her...
And how come Police radios are always tuned to BBC Radio 2 or WKRP in Cincinnati?
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52. Namron7 267 days ago on video Indian Dentist
What do they use to perform an apicoectomy? A rusty old penknife and some needle and cotton from the sweatshop over the road?
I suppose in such poor areas needs must, after all what dentists do aint rocket science, it's just fixing teeth (like repairing bicycles really)
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53. Namron7 268 days ago on video America's first jet plane,1942
Let's get ONE thing straight right here, right now people: it was the UK's Sir Frank Whittle's design of the turbojet engine that made this possible, he took his design to you Americans !!!!
Oh and Werner Von Braun from Nazi Germany gave you the Rocket too!!
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54. Namron7 271 days ago on video Guitar Baby!
Yeah I agree with #17, all this 'Fake' ' Not Fake ' shite. I thought my comment posted as #7 was inspired
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55. Namron7 272 days ago on video Driving in Asia
I hope these are filmed from a police car because that first twat who crossed the double lines deserves to have the arrogant shit kicked out of him back at the impound
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56. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 272 days ago on video Guitar Baby!
I'd prefer to see his mom's fingering technique
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57. Namron7 276 days ago on video Stephen Wiltshire draws Tokyo from memory
Sounds like Tricia Takanawa is taking a break from Family Guy to narrate this documentary
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58. Namron7 276 days ago on video Hit by two cars
Jeez hitting that deer/moose/cow worked better than hitting the brakes in an emergency stop Hope no one died. Poor animal probably never made it though.
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59. Namron7 277 days ago on video Amazing Mountain Climber
I start to sweat on the 3rd rung of my ladder , hats off to this athlete 
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60. Namron7 278 days ago on video how to immobilize a cat
#4 A Pussy is a Pussy by any other name
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61. Namron7 278 days ago on video Violent chimpanzee attack - Planet Earth - BBC wildlife
Don't know why people see chimps as 'cute'? Pretty scary fucking Animals if you ask me, I wouldn't want to get near one if I could help it.
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62. Namron7 281 days ago on video 60 Watt Coherent Laser Diode Test
#5 the reason he only has 60 watts output and not 124 watts Laser output is due to the fact that the electronic circuits he has designed to create the Laser energy creates a huge amount of heat to be generated, which is why he has had to hook it up to the liquid cooling system, solid state systems are even less efficient, around 20 percent or less.
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63. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 281 days ago on video 60 Watt Coherent Laser Diode Test
I would love to have seen him let loose a whole bunch of ants and watch them crawling all over the brick only to be vaporized by the laser beam, now thats a use I can foresee
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64. Namron7 282 days ago on video Boeing/Sikorsky RAH-66 Comanche
Thankfully they didn't put it into service as it would have done me out of a job servicing those 30 year old 'Primitive and Maintainance Hot' systems Still lets hope they didn't chuck away the documentation and tooling as we might yet see it in service in the future!!!
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65. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 283 days ago on video Russian spiderman - Sergey Devliashov
Let's hope Isaac Newton doesn't turn up to take him from this world into the next one (He invented Gravity you know)
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66. Namron7 283 days ago on video Humpback Whale Gives Show After Being Rescued
Very heartwarming, I almost shed a tear (men can cry too you know )
Thank God the Japanese or Icelanders didn't come across it, then again it was probably their net!!!
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67. Namron7 284 days ago on video Awesome Swimmer
Why disqualify them? A freestyle event should enable you to use whichever stroke you prefer !! Should have given them points for having held their breath for the distance.
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68. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 284 days ago on video angry cooker
Did I miss something? I had my eyes on the cooker expecting a door to open or flames to shoot out of the thing. I didn't know you meant the CHEF !!!
Definitely a set up, the boss woulda broke his hand
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69. Namron7 287 days ago on video Martin Jetpack 5000ft flight
I wonder if he lit a fart whether that could be counted as lighting up the After-Burners
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70. Namron7 287 days ago on video One lucky squirrel!
Check the nuts on your exhaust for you sir?
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72. Namron7 296 days ago on video Spectacular ....
I Think his afro saved him from a serious head injury when he hit the top of the windsheild/Roof at 0:02
#4, I think he is whinging about totalling his scooter
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74. Namron7 297 days ago on video Dont mess with the wrong people
Did anybody else notice: The guy in drag didn't only knock out the bare-chested tit, he also socked it to his pal in the white t-shirt a split second afterwards....
2 for the price of 1
Rock on Dudes or Dude-esses
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75. Namron7 299 days ago on video You better don't dance in america...
What a bunch of fucking Nazi Jobsworths
I better a dollar that they aren't even real Police Officers but Jumped Up Security Guards who failed to get into Police Academy On second thoughts maybe they will be in the next movie of that name
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76. Namron7 299 days ago on video In soviet russia...
That's what happens if you don't pay your water bill, they repossess it
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77. Namron7 299 days ago on video Low Pass
He could've shaved the hairs off an elephant with that manoeuvre
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78. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 302 days ago on video Rotating stars, not.
Hmmmmmm, its just as easy fixing your camera to a gimbal and rotating it 360 degrees to give the impression of the Earth rotating instead of resorting to time lapse photography, what did they use as a point of reference?
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79. Namron7 303 days ago on video Bonehead challenge
Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else
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80. Namron7 303 days ago on video Violent intervention
It wasn't so much the kick to the jaw that did him in but the double-whammy of hitting the pitch with his face at 1G that exacerbated his injury. Hope his career isn't affected too much 
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82. Namron7 303 days ago on video TED: Beware online "filter bubbles"
What an awesome speech, clear and precise AND informative.
He should have been George W Bush's speech writer, maybe then he wouldn't have been mocked so much.
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84. Namron7 320 days ago on video A hawk attacke a cockatoo at a bird show
Amazing birds Raptors. Beware of leaving your pet birds in their cages in your yards though, they will even try and grab themselves a meal through the bars !!
And #2: You don't need to learn any intricate moves to do the dishes except moving your arms, my wife taught me well
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85. Namron7 322 days ago on video Street Dance in Paris
Looked like he was in 3D at some points, could almost see his head come out of my screen
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86. Namron7 322 days ago on video Face Development in the Womb
#2 
All males also have what appears to be a scar on the underside of the penis too. The 'theory' goes that because human males don't have a bone in their penis like a lot of mammals in the animal kingdom do, this scar was what remained after the bone was removed, not sure who in the bible performed this radical surgery but the story is quite amusing to say the least!!
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87. Namron7 327 days ago on video Crazy Biker
Is it a bird?.....Is it a plane?......NO It's a dickhead on a bike fancying his chances at being an organ donor!!!
140 kph is 86 mph still it's a bit fast for riding your bike in this fashion.
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88. Namron7 327 days ago on video Karate Guys
Where these idiots auditioning for Bumfights 3: 1 on none?
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89. Namron7 327 days ago on video Google Search Fail!
#1: Did the LIVEWIRE formerly known as Osama Bin Laden pose this question?
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90. Namron7 327 days ago on video Top Gear - The Reliant Robin
Jeremy Clarkson is such a twat but I love Top Gear !!!
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91. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 335 days ago on video Good cop / Dumb cop ??
Amazing how the cop inuniform reels out his 'laundry list' of charges. All's the black cop needed to say was 'see you in court, so you'd better get your evidence together'. BTW, didn't you think the arresting officer on the right at the end looked like a twat in those spectacles, #19: I'm with you on cheering the black cop on this one dude!! Never saw him reaching for his gun, the 1st white cop looked like a chicken shit.
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92. Namron7 336 days ago on video Herbal Essence Orgasm... for Men
I heard masturbation was punishable by death in Indonesia so #2 may just have a point
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93. Namron7 341 days ago on video Predator: Camera that Learns
#11, I wonder how old this is because my Panasonic HD Camcorder has this technology installed already. I guess he will make most of his money from the military and police
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94. Namron7 358 days ago on video The Real Battle: L.A
It was probably part of the broadcast of Orsen Welles' War of the Worlds. I bet a dime to a dollar that LA didn't even have Anti-aircraft batteries at the time.
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95. Namron7 358 days ago on video The lungfish is no ordinary fish
Astounding!! I wonder what one would look like if it had a 40 a day cigarette habit
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96. Namron7 358 days ago on video Helicopter barrel rolls
5 is probably his maximum that he dares to do as he must lose some height with each roll, still pretty awesome as if he cocks up he can't exactly glide to a landing or even worse eject (eughh) - Top Guy !!! Oh and that 'tash..............
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97. Namron7 1 year ago on video Fire Illusion
It's not a Fire Illusion, It's just an optical illusion using tealight candles(There's gonna be loads of dissatisfied pyromaniacs out there who tuned in to this )
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98. Namron7 1 year ago on video Messing up with a 'bully'
I love the way the girl steps in at the end to warn the taller lad off ("I think you need to back off and leave him" .) She might have just saved his knees from being cracked in half just like the short assed bully's Sensible girl !!
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99. Namron7 1 year ago on video Police vs. drifter
WTF ARE THOSE IDIOTS DOING IN THE ROAD AT THE END??? KAMIKAZE PEDESTRIANS OR WHAT?
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103. Namron7 1 year ago on video Rallye Accident
Thank goodness for Roll Cages, any normal car and they would be scooping the bodies out!!!
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104. Namron7 1 year ago on video Mad aligator
Should nick name it the the Queen of Hearts - OFF WITH HIS HEAD
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106. Namron7 1 year ago on video Bull Poker
OK, Which one of you guys has Aces & Eights? (Otherwise known as 'Dead Man's Hand)
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107. Namron7 1 year ago on video Top 10 Pranks of 2010
Stupid Bitch @#2 should pay for her guys dental bill (Sure I saw teeth flying in slo-mo version) before serving a long prison sentence for ATTEMPTED MURDER, some people are just thick - and that goes for the guy in #10 too grrrr.....
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108. Namron7 1 year ago on video How to fix a small dent in your car
What they didn't show is the dent popping back in when the car metalwork warmed up, once it's stretched it's stretched forever
#11, that would just be the gas propellent which comes out if you turn a can upside down, probably butane gas (you can buy freezer spray which would do the trick too.)
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109. Namron7 1 year ago on video Nasty Big Oil Tank Explosion!
It probably sucked all the oxygen out of that 200 meter zone judging by how big that 'cylinder' of flame got, never mind the heat surprised no one suffocated either
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111. Namron7 1 year ago on video Gary McKinnon - Hacker
Maybe the US and other governments should just get their check books out and hire guys like these to develop systems to stop others breaking into their data bases and snooping around top secret information.
In other words: Make the Poacher the Gamekeeper !!
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113. Namron7 1 year ago on video Don't bully animals...
Serves the little c**t right , and I hope the daddy gets his dick bitten too, chances are he won't be that lucky
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115. Namron7 1 year ago on video X Factor Worst Audition EVER
Mariah better watch out - She's got some serious competition
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118. Namron7 1 year ago on video Dangerous downhill with camera onboard
I think I'd take my chances and skydive, mountaineering or free climbing as this is about as hairy as it gets!
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119. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 1 year ago on video Raven taking a bath
These look pretty menacing in the wild coz they are the size of a small dog, but I'd love to have a tame one, very smart birds too.
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120. Namron7 1 year ago on video Woman needs help to change a tire
Typical s**t Ford Fiesta, I had a rust bucket just like this one grrrr
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121. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 1 year ago on video Cute Owl Hunts Invisible Prey
HE SHOULD'VE GONE TO SPECSAVERS
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122. Namron7 2 years ago on video How to make iced tea... like a boss!
I can make drool like that, it's just that when I spin everybody gets drenched too
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123. Namron7 2 years ago on video Coachella Festival
#11 - Probably thinks that people have the time to make up shit using CGI instead of actually filming the real world and that The Matrix was based on a true story
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124. Namron7 2 years ago on video Car Flips Several Times
#4 is Correct - It's the G-Force that kills you, as in 'G? Where did that tree come from??'
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125. Namron7 2 years ago on video Doberman Vs. Bird
Feisty little f*****s these birds are, and they only ever show favouritism to one person at a time so if you have one better make sure it likes you and not the wife (Have you seen what those beaks can do? Like a bolt cutter - can cut your finger right off yeeeouch!!)
Coming next - Charlie goes to a Bull Fight
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126. Namron7 2 years ago on video Near airplane crash caught on tape
#3 Better to attempt a landing even in high winds such as this than to nose-dive into the ground because you have ran out of fuel!! And as for the 'Touch-n-go' landing these things weigh considerably more than the F-14 Tomcat Tom Cruise was flying when he performed the same manoevre in Top-Gun (Which he really did, honest )
And #10 - I see your mouth moving but all I hear is 'Blah-Blah-Blah!! And don't be so sexist!!
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127. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 2 years ago on video Bad idea to park your Van behind an Airbus
#1: How else do you think they can zoom through the air at +600 miles per hour? Invisible tarmac??
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128. Namron7 2 years ago on video TV Live Show
Everybody who doesn't know it: This was a piss take of all the Reality Pop shows that have plagued our screens for the last 10 years: The presenter Cat Deeley is a sweet little thing in 'Real Life': She's just Owned you all LOL
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129. Namron7 2 years ago on video Crazy fight breaks out on tv show
All together after 3: 1,2,3:
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING, (HUH!!)
THOSE KICKS WERE FAST AS LIGHTNING (HUH!!)
IT WAS ALL JUST A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING (HUH!!)
AND DONE WITH EXPERT TIMING (HUH!!!)
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130. Namron7 2 years ago on video Parachuting Into Michigan Stadium
Unbelievable Skill involved here to hit that 'X' from the height he dropped from. All Hail to this Chief!!! 
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131. Namron7 2 years ago on video world burping champion
When all has been said all's I can say is.........BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
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132. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 2 years ago on video Couch Gag
IT'S A F*****N' CARTOON PEOPLE, OH YOU MAKE ME LARF WITH YOUR PHILOSOPHISING BUT MY THEORY IS THEY HAD A CONSIGNMENT OF GREY PAINT THEY HAD TO GET RID OF BEFORE IT WENT OUT OF DATE........
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133. Namron7 2 years ago on video Automatic Led Stair Lighting
Don't know why people rave about LED lighting, it's actually quite shoit concerning QUALITY of light output, give me a tunsten lamp anytime of the day, preferably at night
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134. Namron7 2 years ago on video Public Buses Cross Flooded Bridge in Nicaragua
You wait for one bus then 2 turn up
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135. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 2 years ago on video Spray-on clothing
I sprayed all over my wife's underwear last night. She wasn't too pleased with me
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136. Namron7 2 years ago on video Stringless Digital Rock Guitar
You still need to be a guitarist of sorts to play this, so what's the point???
No need to 'Fret' when buying one as the deals a goodun, with 'No Strings' attached
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137. Namron7 2 years ago on video Landing at Saint Barthelemy
Seen longer runways on an aircraft carrier, maybe he should have deployed his cable-arrester
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138. Namron7 2 years ago on video talking parakeet
Apparently you have more chance of teaching a dog to talk than a chimp!!!!
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139. Namron7 2 years ago on video paranoid prank
People don't know how to react when confronted with what could be a Plain Cothes Store Detective.
I thought the guy who was sat on the yellow bean bag was gonna go after him but he just grabbed his crotch and shit-out instead
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140. Namron7 2 years ago on video Freezing to death, but surviving thanks to the cold
BBC 2 Horizon makes some of the best documentaries in the world. Nice to see this story has a happy ending instead of the doomy gloomy news we see everyday
Another thing is that it's becoming more common these days to cool the brain during extended neurosurgery to minimise brain damage and this is done by actually cooling the blood (passing it through a bypass machine), very similar to what happened to this gal before her heart stopped beating for those +2 hours.
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143. Namron7 2 years ago on video Predicting the future in 1964.
Hey, I invented GPS Satnav technology in 1982,ask my bro!! Shame I didn't have the means or the Satellite and the TomTom technology to make my vision a reality.Does this make me a visionary??
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144. Namron7 2 years ago on video What you got there...
Gives a hole new meaning to the phrase 'Tuck in'..........Right in............ Actually its normal for elephants to eat faeces as there are nutrients in it that can be absorbed on the 2nd pass!!
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145. Namron7 2 years ago on video Firefighters save dog's life.
#1: Clowns or as I like to call them, KNOBHEADS, here in the UK stone and bottle the firemen because they are lowlife scumbags (the 'Clowns' that is!!)and deserve to be stuck ina burning building themselves so they can get a real appreciation for what Firemen are here for.
This is a great video and although the dog probably doesn't or isn't able to appreciate the good deeds of these guys, the rest of us can, so take a bow guys and well done!!!
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147. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 2 years ago on video Hilarious Toy
Looks like the kind of toy the Nazi party would have loved with it's Nazi salute and propensity to Goose step, all's it needs is a Hitler tash
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148. Namron7 2 years ago on video "I can't feel my face"
I wouldn't mind her melons in my face instead, followed by a bit of num num num
#20 As the famous quote goes: "A Slingshot tis a Catapult by any other name!" (Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare.)
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149. Namron7 2 years ago on video Woman Survives Car Crash in Russia
Not very often people dodge 2 bullets, this is one lucky lady. Hope she bought a lottery ticket after that!!
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151. Namron7 2 years ago on video Two Idiots And A Sword
As the great philosopher Forrest Gump once said: "Stupid is as Stupid Does."
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152. Namron7 2 years ago on video Watching The Sun Shoot Solar Flares
Imagine if that shot out from the Sun in our direction instead of to the side, we would be toast......set the timer to 8 minutes
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153. Namron7 2 years ago on video Rachmaninoff's Big Hands
Bet Rachmaninoff was a big hit with the laydees, especially when he got those hands into their erm.....chorduroys
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154. Namron7 2 years ago on video Whac-a-mole cat.
Me? I'd have put my hand on the lid and trapped the little f****r, see how he liked being stuck in the box, but not forever of course LoL I'm such a teaser
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155. Namron7 2 years ago on video Spitting Billy Goat
I love the 2nd spit the best, the way the 'goat' tries to get some distance with a combination of spitting and putting the head in (i.e. butting!!)
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156. Namron7 2 years ago on video Looter Owned
Looks like he did the guy a favor by saving him being arrested for theft, and it not being in the spirit of what their demonstration was about.
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158. Namron7 2 years ago on video Would You Intervene?
Why can they call people 'inactive' and failing to intervene in a violent situation when there is obviously nothing there to intervene with.....
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159. Namron7 2 years ago on video Insane Car Mod
Looks like he's gone over way too many speed humps and his springs are shot
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160. Namron7 2 years ago on video Starcraft 2 Beta Shit
Maybe she just didn't Cook his Sock as offen as he would have liked thats why he dumped her, or did he just take a dump in her trap, the potty mouth...........
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161. Namron7 2 years ago on video Taiwanese Boy Sings Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You'
Good thing about this song is there is no mention of a woman singing it to a man, or a man singing it to a woman, so he pulls it off perfectly, and anyway, the Bee Gees plus Frankie Valli got away with singing like a woman for a long time so hats off to him and hope he wins!!
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162. Namron7 2 years ago on video Pilipinas Got Talent contestant sounding like a horse
Thought I'd seen this dude before http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts
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164. Namron7 2 years ago on video Robocop Rap
Inspired!! Rappers sound like Goldie Looking Chain. At least this Rap made sense, unlike some of the sh**e out there Can't wait for the Star Wars version.
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165. Namron7 2 years ago on video Hidden Camera Bath Prank
The girl in the yellow 1 piece was probably the best bit, nice body. That's probably why they used her on the list of clips to view to draw us all in to what effectively was a pretty unfunny video.....
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166. Namron7 2 years ago on video Sports Bloopers
I shouldn't think that the woman in the last clip ever got to feel or use her legs ever again, and Superman on the skateboard invented the Face Brake
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168. Namron7 2 years ago on video Did Not See The Car !
What with the price of fuel at the moment this seems like a viable option Nice to see the lady got out alright, apart from her traumatic experience, hope it doesn't put her off getting behind the wheel again.
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170. Namron7 2 years ago on video Traffic in Russia
Don't F*** with the Russian Mafiosi !!! (Notice how no one was flinching at the sound of gun fire?)
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171. Namron7 2 years ago on video The Long Road Home
He didn't need to do a ton, 50 mph would have been enough, especially into that tree....
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172. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 2 years ago on video Manual wiper blades
When MY fricken windscreen wipers broke on my way to work and rained ALL DAY I had to do a similar thing. I had 2 strings attached to my windscreen wipers 1 for the 'upstroke' and the other for the 'downstroke' Very naughty I know but it got me home, but boy you should have seen the blisters I got on my hands!! Thankfully no Police were around that day
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173. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 2 years ago on video Top 10 Low Pass Flyby's of All Time
#14 It wasn't always that way after all without us Brits and Germans you wouldn't have the Jet engine or Rockets, and secondly Patuxent River Test Pilot School is based on our very own one at Boscombe Down that has been there since the 1940's, so Ner Ner ....
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174. Namron7 2 years ago on video The real spiderman
Where would you find a power outlet on your travels? Thats gonna be one hell of an extension cord or you're gonna have to factor in some extra suction on those pads to take the weight of the numerous car batteries and inverter you will need to carry. I think I'll stick to the lift/elevator.
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175. Namron7 2 years ago on video Cat is shocked
I heard that the cat with the expression was told 'You're Next!!'
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176. Namron7 2 years ago on video Toll road accident
If you look very closely you will see either the driver/passenger exiting the vehicle via the windscreen/windshield or the poor bugger manning the tollbooth taking the hit - Check it out!!
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177. Namron7 2 years ago on video Bikini bandits
That is going to cause some serious road deaths. Has April Fools day been and gone yet? Didi I miss it?
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178. Namron7 2 years ago on video 4 hands 1 guitar
Nice fingering techniques, especially from the lady................
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180. Namron7 2 years ago on video Amazing vehicle recovery truck
You leave your handbrake on and the car parked in 1st gear, that way the wheels won't rotate the way the tower would like
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182. Namron7 2 years ago on video Ed Alleyene-Johnson
I remember seeing this guy busking in Liverpool City Centre in the late 1980's - Early 1990's and I've never before or since seen anyone attract a ring of people around him so huge that it's awesome just watching the crowd mesmerized. I wanna see him win 'Britain's Got Talent' or at least perform with David Gilmour!!
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183. Namron7 2 years ago on video Curling
I've always be after a woman who could pump like that with both hands I have a few jobs for her down on my farm beginning with.............
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184. Namron7 2 years ago on video Samsung - Own The Angels
You goon u mis-spelled the title, it's ANGLES not ANGELS LOL
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185. Namron7 2 years ago on video Chatroulette funny piano improv
Nice to see real talent out there in chat world, should hire himself out for dinner engagements Wish I had his piano skills but even more so his improv' talents!!
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187. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 2 years ago on video Haiti Charity Match
Now I wanna see the tennis placers wear those mics in future tournaments so we can hear every mutter and every groan (shame that Monica Seles no longer competes )
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188. Namron7 2 years ago on video Google: don't be evil?
Very interesting. I wonder if Mossad, MI6, The CIA And others underpin the Google enterprise?
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189. Namron7 2 years ago on video This Too Shall Pass
Very Very impressive but as I am not feeling too good it made me wanna be sick/dizzy because of all that was going on. Hats off to the lads and their support team for a great video!!!!
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190. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 2 years ago on video This'n'That
Excellent palming my man!! Coming next: The Lesbian Guitarist shows us her outstanding fingering techniques
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191. Namron7 2 years ago on video First time in a vegetarian restaurant
She aint gonna be letting him eat her flower tonight now
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192. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 2 years ago on video Monkey using tools
David Attenborough should be given a Nobel prize for his services to education, except there isn't such a prize. Come on 'Nobel Committee' It's time to make a prize for this. Ifthey can give out a so called Peace Prize for a black guy becoming US President and a former Vice President for espounding the so-called 'Truth' about global warming then they can give a prize every year to the unsung heroes out there who inspire others!! First would be David (Unfortunately dead people don't count so sorry Carl (Sagan ;-( )
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194. Namron7 2 years ago on video Beer launching fridge
All's he needs now is a commode and his local supermarket to come fill it up and he's in business I'm sure you can live off potato chips too
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195. Namron7 2 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door
Must have had his helmet on back-to-front the goon!!
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196. Namron7 2 years ago on video Motorist Hits Guy
Looks like that arsehole had a vendetta against the old guy: 3 times he tried to take him out and he crashed his own car after the 2nd occasion reversing into the old dude on the 3rd strike,His ass should be in jail!!!!!
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198. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Namron7 2 years ago on video You know, I...
It did happen, he gets his speeches relayed to his earpiece and it failed in the most epic way imaginable
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199. Namron7 2 years ago on video The Sandpit : tilt-shift timelapse
Makes everything look like a Lego project. You can probably achieve the same visual effect by putting a fine smearing of vaseline on the edges of the camera lens.
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200. Namron7 2 years ago on video Trampoline fail
Where there's no sense there's no feeling hey!! Bet he didn't feel a thing
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201. Namron7 2 years ago on video So you think that you can fly?
Hats off to the little dude piloting the plane, he's very talented. Should be in the Olympics
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202. Namron7 2 years ago on video Big balls trail ride
Only 2 things to say about this: "No way I'd walk it!!" and "Heff-in-Hell!!"
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203. Namron7 2 years ago on video Simple method to make fire
Not to be recommended on car batteries when the battery is still in the car!! (I found out when I decided to clean my +ve terminal with wire wool) Just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy should your pyromania get the better of you !!!!!!!!!!
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1. Namron7 10 days ago on video Highly radioactive graphite crane claw
Hope the guys in the group had their zips on their trousers fastened up, otherwise Chernobyl fall out