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2. OnetimeX 270 days ago on video Singing puppies to sleep
Yeah right, as if somebody singing makes you fall asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... 
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3. OnetimeX 271 days ago on video Pain relief
I'm not afraid to admit it, i cried like a little girl when i watched this, but for good reason, i feel this same pain as i have recently lost not just a pet but a best friend. And like this guy my friend saved me from destruction too, a bad break up led me into thinking all sorts of dark things, but then i went to a customer's house (from my job) and his daughter's cat had just had kittens and he suggested i take one, and he changed my life!! I had a reason again, a reason to get up in a morning, a reason to come home at night, a reason to live!! So please don't mock this guy, it's nothing bad to have feelings, or if it is then lock me up, because i care too 
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4. OnetimeX 275 days ago on video Boating...
The boat speeding off itself was funny, and then the parachute came into view LMAO
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7. OnetimeX 306 days ago on video man flipped out through sunroof
He crashed so hard his pants fell off?? 
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8. OnetimeX 308 days ago on video Luckiest dude in Russia
You think he was lucky, what about the camera man?? 
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9. OnetimeX 332 days ago on video If You Are Bald You Need This
I wonder if it'd work on my girlfriend's cat, i misunderstood when she asked me to shave her.....no no, leave it, it's not that sort of website
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10. OnetimeX 349 days ago on video Gas Station Design Fail
Just to round it up to 3 times: "Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom?
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11. OnetimeX 350 days ago on video Adorable Hamster Gets Shot and Pretends to Be Dead
I reckon he gave it a heart attack and scared it to death with that noise, it made me jump anyway hahaha 
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12. OnetimeX 351 days ago on video Stray dog runs to Tibet with Chinese cyclists
Just as long as they don't eat him
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13. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Old Man Hearing Music From His Era
I'm guessing there wasn't any Dubstep on that iPod then
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14. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Quadruplets
#1 I'd them too, now hopefully your is the same as my or we could be in trouble here
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15. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Black Bike Vol. 1
Well my paperboy certainly has earned his Christmas bonus this year
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17. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 1 year ago on video 32 [S]Miles per Hour
#1 Ahh that's where you fail my friend, you're limiting yourself by using nature against you, grab the bull by the horns, do it!! DO IT!!
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19. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Drift Wars 2
Is it right that i'm a little turned on right now??
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20. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Kamikaze Pedestrians Compilation
I was always told look left and then right, these just look dumb
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21. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Arrow to the knee
My Grandfather used to grow his own fruit and vegetables, but then he took a marrow to the knee
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22. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video The One Minute Fly
Damn, that fly did more in 1 minute (well, 59secs) than i've done yet, and i'm ancient
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23. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video amazing street performer
It's Dub FX, this guy is awesome http://www.snotr.com/video/6928/Awesome_street_performer
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24. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Don't mock the quadricycles
I bet i could beat him at reversing!!
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25. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video White stuff at Cleveleys
Awful stuff, i live there and it's oily and wrecks car paintwork and clothing, and don't even get me started on the smell!! Needless to say it didn't stop me having a jolly good afternoon in it
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26. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Pelicans and Flying Rays
My neighbour is called Ray and he's a pilot, but this isn't about him
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27. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video ELEVATOR FARTS
Anyone who doesn't find farts funny is a wrong one
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28. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Guiness stout thieve
Woah where did it go? Why wasn't she wearing underwear? And can i have the first can?
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29. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Sound of a reunite
Awww, i sooo wish i wasn't allergic to dogs!! My cat doesn't do this when i come home, he just scratches me, wants food and then goes back to sleep lol
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30. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Meanwhile in Qatar
#12 I was going to say what a bunch of arseholes 
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32. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Crazy Truck driver
So that's how they make milkshakes?? And did he take a sign out at 0:49??
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33. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Britain's Got Talent Unseen - David Williams (dancer)
That's it kid, you carry on, just as long as it's on the other side of that door
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34. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Brave Kitten!
#7 I'm with you on this mate, without even meaning to do it that dog could kill that kitten with a sneeze, 
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35. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 1 year ago on video If classic games had DLC
I don't really have anything to say about this, you know those videos where you can't make your mind up if it's shit or not...
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36. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Dyson's DC29
I got a Dyson Ball Cleaner for Christmas, but i misunderstood what it was and ended in in hospital on Boxing Day
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37. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Smart couple loses a fortune
Baaahahahahahaaaa
Oh and P.S. What did you film this on?? A potato??
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38. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Russian Parkour
I was going to say that he's not that steady on his feet, and then the last part of this vid confirmed it!! Hopefully soon we WON'T be watching his final video on Liveleak
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39. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video MTB trip in Austria
#1 You have a donkey that rides a mountain bike??
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40. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video this is how you drive in the wet
OMG!!! You just shouldn't be able to drive that fast in the wet
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41. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Capturing footage at the speed of light
I tried to watch this 5 times but fell asleep every time 
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43. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Drunk Walking With Style
You know you're drunk when you fall over when you're already sat on the ground
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44. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video would he survive the electric chair?
Funniest part for me was 'My friend touched the fence with the machine and was immediately slammed to the ground by an electric shock, but when i touched it...' hahaha
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45. OnetimeX 1 year ago on video Pretend fight gone...
I think all the chewing gum stuck underneath would've acted a bit like an airbag though
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47. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Sportsmanship
I wondered when he was just going to stop running
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48. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Bboy Lil crabe
I'm just wondering why there's a door to nowhere on that back wall
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49. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Ninja Squirrel vs. Stoners
Vids like this make me soooo proud to be a fellow stoner
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50. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video NEW World Record Longest Headed Goal
Shocking!! Absolutely shocking!! A Goalkeeper wearing pink?!?! 
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51. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Hockey Player Pays Painful Price For Hug
I think he should just get the puck out of there!!!
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52. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Sarah Lezito - Female Streetbike Freestyler
I'll bet all females are ace on bikes, it's a default thing but it's a skill 99% of them don't even know they have! That's the reason women can't drive cars for s**t!!!
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53. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video How to break up the party of someone
He'll have great summer teeth after that!! Summer here, summer there, summer on the floor and he swallowed summer the others
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54. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Ford Focus 120mph (193km/h) Crash Test
Imagine the Focus being a fly as it hits your windscreen
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56. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Park Like a Boss
#11 I'd probably have to wipe my arse after that
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57. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video 600lbs Sumo Vs 169lbs MMA Fighter
To the tune of Blockbuster: He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies, you wouldn't believe that fat b*****d's size!! His massive gut, it's 40 foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub!! Has anyone seen him eat? He's never seen his feet, the fat b*****d!!!
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58. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Supercar Crashes
I've got a Daewoo Matiz for sale if any of these guys are looking for a more suitable replacement
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61. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Time for a Monkey bath
Awwww, i want one....Dear Santa, if i'm really really good from now.....
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62. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Crazy man jumps over Lamborghini
Crazy guy in Lambo drives under hooded man
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63. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video World's fastest skip rope
#18 Wasn't Knee High a boy?? I think that's So Tai Knee on this vid
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66. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Whale Motor boat
Anyone else want to lean over and stick their finger in the hole?? No?? Just me then??
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67. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Ride the bowl with a Vespa
It's all smiles and giggles now but the one time he gets it wrong, with no helmet on, and he'll spend the rest of his life sat dribbling in a wheelchair thinking about monster trucks
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68. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video What Happens When You Drop a Slinky
A Slinky a Slinky, everyone loves a Slinky
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69. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video bikers in a cinema
Thanks for the beer, you got any spare underwear??
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70. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video The Minigun
My great uncle Vladimir was scuba diving in that lake, i hope you're proud Boris!!
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71. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Face-Off With a Deadly Predator
I love penguins, the chocolate biscuit ones in the wrapper with the really bad joke, not real ones, i'm not crazy or anything...
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72. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Snow man scare prank gone wrong
This guy needs locking up!! First reaction is to punch something/one that scares him? I'm just glad i never went trick or treating at his house
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73. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Incredible Mini Golf shots
Sorry but i thought this video was shit!!!
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74. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Huge slip and slide
I think too big a comment here could spoil it so i'm just gonna say Awesome vid
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75. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Girl gets bionic fingers
It won't be as bad now because if people start making fun of her she can flip them the middle finger and then walk away with a smile Big thumbs up SNOTR
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76. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Rhythm Girl
I wish i could multi-task like that, i can do the cups and the singing seperately but together?? No way lol!! I bet she's really good at doing that thing where you pat your head and rub your belly
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77. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Sleeping Dog Falls From The Couch
That's definately a fat person's laugh
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78. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Yet another ownage complilation
Always funny, but most of these are so old even Confucious is thinking "Again??"
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79. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Frankie the cat in mourning
He went to touch his toes but then his back went
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80. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Do you smoke ?
We have a word in the UK for people like that...Bellends!!
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81. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Bird... like a boss
Ah, the old 'superglue on the wipers' trick, gets them everytime
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82. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video What not to do when your little brother annoys you
He ended up with a Black i
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83. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Mosquitos Sucking Blood
Om nom nom SPLAT!!! Seriously though dude, WTH??
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84. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Dude Visits The Tattoo Artist
Combo removes latex mask... "I AM WAFFLEPWN!! Muhahahahaa!!!"
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85. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Dude Visits The Tattoo Artist
I'm not a violent person usually but this little **** would be going to sleep early today
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86. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Effects of a woman in a short skirt ...
He crashed when he realised it was a ladyboy
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89. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 2 years ago on video To smile or to sleep?
She's struggling to hold her head up like this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPvIsHNxUEc&feature=share
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91. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Martin Jetpack 5000ft flight
Dear Santa Claus, if i'm good from till till Christmas, and i mean really good...
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92. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Cat boxes dog face
This vid sounds great with this as the soundtrack haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg&ob=av3e
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93. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video One lucky squirrel!
If it'd been a Caparo T1 that poor squirrel would be twins now
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95. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Somewhere in Thailand ...
The guy is yellow is getting his ass whupped haha
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97. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Barn owl and cat play together
And maybe one day the Owl and the Cat will eat together...well, i say together, the owl will be there, not neccesarily as a guest
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98. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Aris Basketball Fans
I just hope they didn't have to return any items they bought recently, 'Have you got the reciept?? Erm...'
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99. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Kid playing with bug in his mouth
And that's not at all freaky...
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100. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Baby DJ Performs On The Street
Awesome!! I'm wetting myself at 'his' leg hahaha
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102. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Angry Man With No Arms Destroys Hotel Lobby
He seemed quite 'armless when he first walked in
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103. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Dont mess with the wrong people
You got knocked the f**k out!!!
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104. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Disappearing car prank.
That would've had me fooled too, it looks sooo realistic
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105. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Horse Kicks Cameraman In The Head
I don't see the problem, the horse was just showing him his lucky horseshoe
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106. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Tornado caught on home CCTV camera
The same thing goes on in my belly after i've eaten Chilli
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107. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Cat Beats Itself Up
Nothing wrong with Schizophrenia, you're never lonely
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108. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Boy rides his bicycle across America
#2 I was wondering who filmed him, i never thought of it like that lmao
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109. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Batman Gets The Shit Kicked Out Of Him
Could've been worse, the guy in white could've ended up Robin' Batman
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111. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Science Bob's Crazy Experiment
Thank you Science Bob, now, where's my funnel??
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112. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Extremely Tired Seal
There's a joke about an Eskimo, a broken down car and a seal in here somewhere, i won't go there though, it's a family site lol
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114. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Running Through A Tornado
Was anybody else waiting for it to change direction and throw that little kid 37 feet in the air??
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115. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Floating fire ant raft pushed down on the surface of water
#5 Haha, fire ant shoes lol
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116. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Crazy Biker
Just a shame he forgot my Pizza, it didn't take him long to go back and get it though
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117. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video This Penguin loves being tickled
Dear Santa, if i'm good from now till Xmas can i have a penguin??
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118. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Back Flip Penalty
The keeper came off his line before the ball was struck, do it again, DO IT AGAIN!!!
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119. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Man swims with 17foot / 5m Crocodile
52yr old Chito, or as the locals will soon be calling him, Crocodile sh*t
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120. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Awesome Ping Pong Shot
Thumbs up if you watched this 5 times or more and still don't know wtf just happened lol
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122. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Shotover Jet - 'The World's Most Exciting Jet Boat Ride'
Looks awesome, but so many moist peeps and broken bones if it all goes a bit Pete Tong
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124. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Russian fake motorcycle
Nice bike, smokes a bit though, is it a turbo diesel?
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125. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Gallium spoon melting
Yeah but what you don't see is him off camera rolling around on the floor with 2 melted fingers, he just managed to press stop (with his thumb ) before the screams of agony
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126. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Turtle Break Dance
Maybe it can't feel the brush at all, maybe it just really really likes Benny Benassi's Satisfaction
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127. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Ski Lift Fail
#5 A bit rough?? It nearly ripped his testi-satchel clean off lol
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128. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Chinese Toddlers Play On Big Guitars
They're actually fully grown adults, the guitars are massive
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129. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Peek-a-boo
If you stare at his eyes for the full length of this video and then look away and stare at a wall guess what you can see?
Ok so it's still a wall, cool bird though
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130. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video huge motorcycle crash
And it's a 5.9 from the judges (would've been a 6.0 but your landing was awful)
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131. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Chelles Battle Pro 2011 OFFICIAL RECAP
The best part was between 0:00 and 2:45
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132. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Dog takes a bike ride with his owner
His passenger looks a bit ruff
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134. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Awesome street performer
See guys, be patient, never moan about 'Not getting my submitted videos videos, wahh wahh 
' , just be patient and if your video is something a bit special and not just a badger sneezing then maybe, just maybe you might be a winner *enters smug mode*
Thank you SNOTR, my work here is done
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135. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video The smallest aquarium in the world
Those fish are about the same size as the ones you get at my fish & chip shop, "Portion of micro chips as well please love"
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137. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Mad aligator
A friend of mine used to stick his right hand in an aligator's mouth...we call him Lefty now
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138. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video The purrfect piano player
I thought it was gonna play Chopsticks at 0:39
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139. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 2 years ago on video 320,000 Firecracker Salute
Uncle George was a very strange man
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141. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Naughty dolphin
You wanna see what it did to the man in the next clip
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142. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Awesome Truck
8 balls and a truck the size of a house sized horse eating whale's home, get the truck outa here!!!
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143. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Scary little girl in a hotel corridor
Wow i thought that last woman was gonna smack her like this
http://www.snotr.com/video/6819/Maze_game_reaction
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144. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Cuddling With A Cheetah
I hope she isn't looking for a relationship with this cat, once a cheetah always a cheetah
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145. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Maine Coon Kitten
Ladies and Gentlemen, i bring you......THE MOST ANNOYING MUSIC TO A VIDEO EVER!!!
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146. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Microwaving An Egg
?How do you like your eggs in the mornin'?
I like mine in little bits all over my face...
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148. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Camera catches car falling from third floor parking lot
Wow, down votes for my comment?? Title says car falling from third floor parking lot, not car driven off third floor parking lot, i just meant it looked like it rolled off
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150. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Camera catches car falling from third floor parking lot
#2 That's what i thought, Wow that's bad....and then somebody got out!?!?
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151. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video German soccer fans
They're all going to a 70's Disco revival night, i think they may just have the wrong sort of flares
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152. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Meanwhile, in Norway..
I like him, not sure i'd sit next to him on the bus though
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153. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video 26 People in a Mini Cooper
They'd have got 1 more in if they opened the glovebox
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154. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Drum and Bass
Nice!! This guy was a bit better though
http://www.snotr.com/video/2791/Street_drummer
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155. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Curiosity (almost) killed the cameraman
I shit my pants and i was only watching
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156. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Tiburon in a school of fish
I have the same effect when i go shopping, damn you cheap deodorant!!
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157. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Salting the road Russian style
From this day on i shall never moan about my own job ever again, it doesn't seem as bad now
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158. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Delicious Smoke Bomb!
I don't mean to to sound ungrateful but that was a s**t smokebomb!!
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160. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Polar bear in love..
At 0:54 she's thinking 'Well if you ain't interested i'll sort myself out'
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163. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video I've never needed a machine.
I bought one of those remote fartbox things off eBay when i was drunk, best £4.99 i ever spent
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164. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Tourist Swarmed By Monkeys
I don't like monkeys, they scare me, i would've been touching cloth 
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165. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Torstein Horgmo Triple Cork
I must admit, i thought a triple cork was a really tricky wine bottle
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167. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Dog Lives With Leopard. And Piglet.
I wanna be all cutesy about this but does it seem wrong somehow to anybody else??
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168. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Thousands of fishermen empty lake in minutes
Next week: Spud peeling madness for some chips to go wit all that damn fish
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169. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Rare Siberian Tiger walks public road in Russia
#14 I was thinking the same thing, manual windows don't wind up that fast lol, luckily for them (but unlucky for that poor tiger) it didn't look like it had any energy left!!
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172. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Drift Wars
Best vid on Snotr ever, FACT
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174. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Water Boy
Dunno about you guys but this makes me need to pee so bad
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175. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Bodybuilders fails
Weight a minute...get it, wait weight...No?? TAXIIIII
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176. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Transforming a House Into Firewood
Title should read: John's attempt to light his own fart goes disasterously wrong
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177. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Squirrel adopted by cat
I wonder how bad squirrel pee smells??
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178. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Penguin Farts In Water
Not sure why the other penguin swam away, underwater farts don't smell till the bubbles pop
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179. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Cat enjoying dinner
Well you know what they say about big hands...
that cats gloves must be huge
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180. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Time for another car.
Oh, so it obviously wasn't Heather Mills he pulled then...
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181. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Gimme a hug
It just makes you wonder how he managed to fit those massive balls into that tight wetsuit!!
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182. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Clowns vs Police
Well, i like it, it made me watch it till the end, didn't have a clue what was going on, and i'm sat here watching it again to see if i passed out for a few seconds and missed some clue lol!! 10/10
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183. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video One Hell of a Hockey Hit
Well it's times like this that make me glad i'm good at chess!!
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184. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Closer look
Let's just say this wasn't so funny when i did it at the old folks home
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185. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Dogs are Awesome TOO
Awesome video, and who didn't spit coffee all over there monitor at the dog riding a bike
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186. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video 80 lb. Piranha
One downside, there'll be no room on my plate for any giant chips
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187. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Mackensi Emory 2010 Sampler
She's not Damien Walters sister is she?? Awesome vid
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188. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Shark kills seals
OM NOM NOM!!! Nice heart-warming vid for first thing in the morning, although to be honest i was more scared of the music
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189. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Fake poop.
20secs And as a bonus, it even feels real...
Now, come on, be honest, who here actually knows what their poo feels like??
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190. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Canal Surfing
I call fake!! He looks at the side at 14secs and then the actual bridge at 17secs, did LMAO at the noise when his head 'hit' the bridge though
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191. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Parrot Annoys Kitty
He got hit so hard a piece of seed or an eye or something gets knocked right out of him at 30secs
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192. OnetimeX 2 years ago on video LES TWINS - World of the Dance 2010
Track lists: 1 Beyonce - Halo 2 Michael Jackson/Fugees remix 3 Caleb Mak - The Joker 4 Fabolous - You be killin' 'em 5 Drake ft Nicki Minaj - Up all night 6 Edit - Mop Head
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193. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 2 years ago on video Author Sucked Through Drain Pipe
Oh!!! I must've mis-read the title, not what i was expecting at all!! Mind you, it is a family site
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195. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video I Am Lightning Man
Shocki....no i'll leave it for someone else
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196. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video World's Biggest Yacht
#12 Aww i hoped it was something more powerful, i had images of a proper full on laser zapping an evil papp leaving nothing but a pair of smoking shoes and the camera spinning round on the floor like the number plate off Back to the Future lol
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197. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Low over - A340 at Schipol (Amsterdam)
I was gonna say the same thing
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198. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Hilarious Co-Driver
Deffo Irish, i know the accent too well, i work with a guy from Ireland and for a second i thought it might actually have been him co-driving (Sorry Mick if you're reading this but it's true, wash your mouth out with soap lolz)
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199. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video kick his ask!
Everybody seems to be getting their ask kicked recently, where's the love gone people??
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200. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Tortoise Bullies Cats
#7 Well spotted lmao, i wonder if i'm the only one who went back and checked??
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201. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video guy fails jumping over car miserably
Wasn't exactly a 'Flawless Victory' though was it
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203. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Weird cat
#13 Then why watch a video that is quite obviously about a cat???
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204. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Line Drive Homer Nails Fan in the Head
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! I just fell off my chair laughing, 10/10 Snotr
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205. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Predicting the future in 1964.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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206. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Try not to laugh
Wow who made this song, it's awesome and i've never heard it before
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207. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Washing a Lion in Iran
How many of you are looking at this video just coz you thought you'd read the title wrong
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211. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video 911 call for math
OK??? But what IS 16 minus 8??? I think i worked out 5 - 5, is it 7??
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212. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Real Mens Toiletpaper
But on a positive note, i can't see myself accidently poking my finger thru THIS paper
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213. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Queue to the first McDonald's in Soviet Russia.
Loads of fat Russians walking the streets now, oh well, at least it soaks up all that vodka
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214. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Woman Lives With 130 Cats
I bet it reeks of pee in there though
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215. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Horse playing with a ball.
At first i thought it was Ruud Van Nistelroy training for a big match
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216. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Watching The Sun Shoot Solar Flares
So you're all saying sunglasses would be useless then??
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217. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Pacific Sun Cruise liner in very heavy seas
It's the woman at 45secs who slams into the pillar i felt the most sorry for (ok ok, laughed at the most )
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219. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Fast wedding
Must be subliminal messages, i really want a beer now??
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220. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Motorcycles and their brand name
What a bellend!!! Sorry but it's true (only coz he missed out Ducati hahaha )
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221. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Useless Nosey Neighbors
What if he beat his wife against the drum???
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222. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Kid from Hell
To quote Russell Peters, "And this is why parents should beat their kids"
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223. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Load Fail
Wow, yet another failblog video!! *yawns*
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224. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Expensive Car Crash
#10 If i remember right this was on a Gumball Rally and the car had a camouflage paint job
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225. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Buried alive prank
So he didn't wake up from being dragged onto the table but he woke up after a couple of bangs on the top of the box???
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227. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Guess what that commercial is about
#17 But WTF was Hurley off 'Lost' doing at 4:11 on that link???
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228. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Fire Tornado
Day 3 of the big camping trip: Johnnys beer fueled attempt to light his own fart goes disasterously wrong
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229. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Eric Teboul - Rocket Bike
If only they gave a couple of these to Dominos Pizza delivery peeps, mine might actually still be hot by the time i got it
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230. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video ultimate wheelchair
He needs to be careful on that thing, he'll end up in a wheelchair.......Oh, wait a minute
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231. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Tornado during a football match in japan
Sorry, my bad!! I should really stay off the chilli the day before a game
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232. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Crowd goes airborn
I'm with #15 and #17 on this too, bit shocking for first thing in the morning
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233. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Russell Peters
I watch the full vid of this on Youtube, funniest thing i saw in a long time
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234. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
What is that little boy doing to MJ at 39sec?? Looks a bit suspect
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235. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Quick thinking adult saves playing kid from fall.
#6 I was gonna say the same but i scrolled down and you beat me hahahaha, i was screaming at the monitor "Why didn't the people behind do anything? How can they not see him?" I salute you sir
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236. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Talk about stealing the show :P
That drummer dude is freakin' awesome
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237. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video World's best birthday surprise party.
Ooh wah ooh wah...Anyway, as i was saying, do you go anywhere near the Station?
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239. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Soccer Ball K.O.
Anyone else watching what his leg does more than the actual knockout?? Ouch, dats gotta hoit!!!
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240. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video bobtrack downhill skateboarding
Well done skater dude, but a big round of applause for the guy on the 3speed mountain bike peddaling like a mad man one handed holding a camera
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241. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Runaway street saw slices into side of house in Lorain
He came, he saw, he pretended he never saw, he went home
Could've been so much worse, thank the lord nobody was hurt
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242. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Cute Golf Juggling Girls
I think after studying this vid(ok watching repeatedly) i may have to dig my 1 wood out *drools*
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243. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Cat Using an iPad
"You're a smart cat buddy"???? Didn't manage to talk you out of buying an iPad though did it
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244. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Fry an Egg
He just showed us a new and eggciting way to fry an egg...
cool vid
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245. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Polish car tuning
Or KURWA as our eastern european friends will tell us
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246. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Did Not See The Car !
Rough translation for you:
Ee ant even seen it!!! Ee ant azzy???
He hasn't even seen it!!! He hasn't has he???
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247. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Forehead Tittaes
I'm off to my shed to whip up some 'Neck Butt Cheeks' so we don't stare at their ass
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248. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video The homemade flying hovercraft
I bet it's a bit chilly at 30000feet though
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249. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Crane Fail
No #11 and #13 i mean the thing that fires out of it
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250. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Crane Fail
What happened in the bottom right corner at #19secs
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251. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Bad toilet day
Yeah coz i often go for a crap with my pants still pulled up...
i call fake
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254. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video How not to make a turn
Lift off oversteer, i did it in my bosses Mercedes, slightly too fast into a corner and then just let off the gas, i went full on sideways at about 75mph!! Hairy when it happens, but his error was that he slammed his brakes on as it went sideways
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255. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Turn your head
You miserable bunch of ungrateful turnips
Nice cheerful vid, made me laugh anyway even if it is a bit old
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256. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Bear Grylls eats elephant shit
Yeah but i bet his breath fookin' stinks
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257. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Undeleted Sheriff Video
Wow!!! For a second there i thought i was gonna fall asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........
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258. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Squirrel Fight
See, i like squirrels, but i also like squirrels, only one thing for it......FIGHT!!!!
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259. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Fishing with Spider Web and Kite
Wow, not only can you surf the web, but you can now catch fish with it!!
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260. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Mystery solved!
Good question #5 , and it comes out of the front???
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261. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Buttered shower floor
Epic faceplant
But seriously, pranks are cool n shit but that could've gone so wrong, still funny though
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262. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Dog rescue in a Swiss lake
CHKK CHKK BOOM, CHKK CHKK BOOM!!!........Problem solved
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263. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Getting thru a traffic jam
What's car's the guy in who got hit, a Volvo?? It hardly even moved
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264. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Annoyed with the cleaner
That's just SHOCKING!!! Not a bright SPARK is he??? I wonder WATT his CURRENT occupation is now??? I'm sorry for the crap jokes, don't VOLT my comment down
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265. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Watch cat
Kinda disapointed the bear didn't grab hold of the cat and bite its head off like a JellyBaby
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266. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Terje Håkonsen - norwegian snowboarder
Proper Video, this is what SNOTR is truly about
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268. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Racing In Slow Motion II
Does.....this.....mean.....we.....have.....to.....comment.....slowly.....too.....???
Awesome video
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269. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Train vs. Tornado
So many voted down comments, sorry to say but i think somebody never got many hugs when they were wee
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270. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade
Not bad, at least my pizza would still be warm
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271. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Train vs. Tornado
It was Chuck Norris holding the camera #3
Who else thought that fuel tanker that came plowing in at :40 was gonna blow????
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272. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video The Most Useless Machine Ever
ps I'm a big fan of SNOTR sluuurrp sluuurp
Is it just me or are these jokers worse then 'F*rst' posters??
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273. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Rastafari in elevator
Remi Gay-lad???? Better at kicking balls at/in/through stuff but as a comedy guy??
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274. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Frankenstein vs. D'artangan
Lillylollylilly aka Redcarthief??? A previous arse from the SNOTR Archives of Commenting Arses???
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276. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Smart-ass spelling bee winner
I think it's spelt G-E-E-K
Sorry SNOTR but i found it hard to stay awake during this clip, i still love you though
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277. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Blind kid playing piano
It's true, talent of the best sort has no boundaries
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278. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video How not to release a leopard
Redcarthief you're a fucking idiot, what's up?? Did mummy not cuddle you when you were younger???
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279. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Paper parkour
Redcarthief is an arse, simples
Cool vid uploader
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281. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video The Burj Dubai finally opens
Imagine being at the top and you wanna leave, but suddenly a "Lift out of order" sign appears
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282. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Jet boat crashes
Wasn't the 3rd one (the yellow boat) a bit pants
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283. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Drifting Idiots
Yeah that looks like fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tbIbC9b2OM
One question......Why???
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284. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video 2-wheel driving world record
Nice one Snotr, you had me fooled until the end, why i oughta!!!
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285. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Jet Boat Crash
Wow the geezer in the orange shirt at the end nearly lost an eyebrow!!!
Awesome video, damn no thumbs up smiley
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287. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Huge jellyfish
Hey #(removed comment) i've looked at your link, very informative, just one small thing i noticed........THAT AIN'T NO F*CKING JELLYFISH!!!!
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288. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Fireworks as seen from a RC plane
I thought it was a repost, but wasn't the other one on a beach?? (would look but don't care enough to ) Either way this is an awesome vid with proper music!!
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289. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video My Heart Will Go On performed on flute
I think the joke is that it's meant to be shite, i personally was laughing so much a little pee came out, especially the key change later on
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290. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Porsche GT3 173 mph
I'm gonna get ripped for this, but nice driving (even at :59), and yes it was a bit iresponsible to drive like that on public roads with traffic but i was sticking my thumb up at the end too
But seriously, bad bad Porsche driver, go and stand in the corner and think about what you just did, buy a Daewoo and slow the f*ck down
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291. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video I live in a Dodge Truck
You wanna see the size of the speedboat he tows on the back of it!!!
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293. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Nike Advertising Parody
Pahh!!! You think that's bad, you wanna see the Adidas advert!! It has old ladies on fire and monkeys being shaved!!!
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294. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Truck drifting
Could be a viral Ad for Yorkie bars!!
Yorkie, it's not for girls
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296. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Fat guy jumping on to ice
#23 Well how would you describe him then?? 'Rotund gentleman'??
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297. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video How to Catch Thiefs
I like the way the guy who threw the bike walks over to them but gives it legs when they both get up
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298. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Rollerblading
Oh i don't know, watching this video was pretty hard too
erm, props to the uploader???
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299. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Godzilla vs. Statue of Liberty
They are still funny, maybe that was just a not as funny one, prove me wrong somebody haha!! Still think the Neo vs Luke Skywalker one was the best one
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300. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Frodo Baggins vs. Harry Potter
These are so funny, man i gotta stop smoking this stuff
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301. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Speed III
Pop quiz hotshot, there's a knob on the bus going the wrong way, what would you do?? WHAT WOULD YOU DO???
They say big vehicles are compensating for a small penis, this guy must have a tallywacker like a 3rd nipple
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302. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Cat Tape Experiments
#10 #21 and #25, I take it you are one of these 'unfunny things'??
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303. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Chicken beatbox
Peeps!!! Don't watch this video!!! It will make you eat chicken!!! I think it's a hidden subliminal message from K.F.C.
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304. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Dog foils robbery attempt
I spy a fake, he reaches quite far over the counter
If i'm wrong then my bad but it doesn't seem right to me
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305. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Tape measure master
Reminds me of the last time i measured my 'Soldier'
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306. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Cat Tape Experiments
I see Stephen Hawking is keeping himself busy these days
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307. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Ford Fiesta presentation fail
#12 Yeah i think so, probably half drunk again
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308. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa Claus
This is fantastic, i watched it 5 times
Merry Christmas everyone, have a good one
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309. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Smack Me On The Head With A Shovel!
Haha #4, nice one
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310. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Yummy McDonalds crap
It was a mystery to me too, i double posted and i went to write a third post to apologise and edited my second post without realising
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311. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Yummy McDonalds crap
They're eaten and pooed back out after 9hours or so anyway so who care what they look like after 10 weeks lol
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313. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Beatboxing skills
I've been watching this guy for years, there's a few decent beatboxers out there but Roxorloops is king!! Awesome vid
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314. OnetimeX 3 years ago on video Weird sleeping cat
I did it once but leaning my head backwards, and woke up with the worst stiff neck in bad neck history, i was walking around for 2 days staring at sky
Oh and i have 3 pillows and the cat was cute
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316. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video "Le chance" compilation
Old vids, seen before numerous times, best part was 3.13 when that godforsaken awful music stopped
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317. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Baby Scared by his Own Fart
Wow it's like CSI SNOTR in here, it was the dad it was the dad waah waah waah!!!!!
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318. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Marine Shoots Javelin Missile
I thought this sucked too until you watch it a second time, then you see a small black dot on the mountain and it hits it..
Marines: 1
Taliban: minus Who gives a shit
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320. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Fairy Fail
#4 I was gonna say the same thing hahaha, her wand does a 360
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321. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Dodge Viper Crash
Over here in England we have a name for these people....TWATs
And if any small chidren are reading this, Twat means 'Silly person'
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322. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Chinese kid singing ‘Loving You’
I think he's really good..........
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324. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Kitty vs Dog fight
That dog was a pussy......oh no, wait a minute.......
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326. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Turkish Ice Cream Man
HAAAADOUKEN!!!! If i was Ryu i'd fireball his ass for making me look silly
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327. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Low-cost low-rider
Oi Westwood!!! Pimp that bad boy!!! I wanna PS3, 22inch wheels and a motherfookin' spoiler bigger than your house!!!
Hey pimpin' is pimpin' peeps, don't hate the player, hate the game
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328. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Max as Batman
Dear Santa,
I've been a good boy this year so please please pleeeease could i have a sense of humour for Xmas??
Yours
Miq2u xx
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329. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Max as Batman
Does anybody else want to kick Max, really really hard????
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330. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video A little bit tipsy
Naah, not a sniff that's just beer, he's higher than a giraffe's nutsack
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331. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Awesome football shooter
Seems a smug prick if you ask me, which you didnt, so this never happened
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332. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Southwest police motorcycle competition 09'
Dominos pizza!! Are you watching?? Now why can't your delivery staff ride like that instead of cutting me up constantly you little *@$£s
Only joking, i love your Chicken Strippers!! Top vid uploader
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334. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Slow motion ad
Nice video, but does anybody else need to pee now??
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335. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Kid dancing in Apple Store
Gotta find the uneccesary 'WOOH' at 59secs funny though eh???
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336. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Happy Goals
*in the voice of Comic store guy* Worst music ever!!!
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337. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Speeding, no one thinks big of you
I love you Snotr but you made me cry my eyes out!!!! I swear that's me done driving like a c*unt!!!! Please all drivers, you my peeps but please, watch this vid and slow the fook down!!!
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338. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Pygmy Jerboa
lol @25 But it could be worse, i suppose it's better that it's that end of the size scale, imagine if it was as big as a Grizzly Bear??? And could jump over 3 storey buildings??? boing boing BOING BOING BOING.....GRRRAAAAWWWWWLLLLLL....*snatches Big Mac and gives menacing look as you stand there, mouth open in awe of this freakishly huge Roo-Gerbil*......BOING BOING BOING boing boing boing......
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339. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Pygmy Jerboa
Is it just me or does it look like in the last 10-15 secs that it's going to rip your throat out????
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340. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Slow loris eating worms
I want a floppy Norris!! Or whatever it was called....one sec....ooops my bad, a slow loris lol!!! It looks a bit like my mate when we used to go out raving!!!!!
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341. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Backflip Guy
Hey several monkey heads for trying!!!
Now tell me you've never sat there and thought "I wonder if i could backflip??"
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343. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Rocky VII
How many people are wetting themself at the little shit in the white top??? He gets knocked into the middle of next month lmao!!!
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344. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video LSD tested on British army
I too once climbed a tree to feed the birds, just say no kids!!
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345. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video It's hard to be a millionaire...
Its actually a Fiat based kit-car called a Willyhugger Turbo!!! My nan has got one, they are cheap to buy but she got hers free by collecting 8 tokens off cereal boxes, they have a fantastic 0-100kmh of 18minutes and 37 seconds and turn into mush in the rain cos they're made of papier mache'
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347. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video Insane scooter tricks
Wow i gotta get me one of those, who makes them??? Lego???
Wiked video, wicked skills
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348. OnetimeX 4 years ago on video SmartHayabusa
@9 Yes there's a company that make them but i'm not sure of the name, the car is called a Smart Diablo (quite apt dont ya think lol) and theres a vid here with a road legal one http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx6thtXf8-s
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349. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video True Love
I thought the rabbit was gonna try and f*ck the deer.....
Kinda glad and disapointed at the same time
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350. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Extreme Biking
3speed Sturmey Archer gears Chumney old bean??? I had the XL model, black with red detailing and a stand too
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351. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Snake attacks after losing body
Why did this snake not go to a club instead of just laying in the desert????
Because he had nobody to go with!!!!
Thank you please
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352. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video The end of the world
.....Or it might just hit the water n go PSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT and we all survive WHOOP WHOOOP!!!!!
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353. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Studio on fire
So you could say this is one of Greece's hottest radio stations then BAH DUM DUM TISH
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354. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video 100,000 pounds of TNT
And next week on 'When lighting your own farts goes wrong'.......
Lmao, good vid though
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355. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video A 4x4 that delivers...
No *10, that would've been my nanna, high on Werthers Originals!!! I'll get the pound off her, sorry dude
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356. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 5 years ago on video A 4x4 that delivers...
PAH!!!! I can do that in my nanna's Daewoo!!!! (sorry nanna but i could )
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360. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Women in cars
In my country we have saying, to let woman drive car is like to let monkey fly plane!! we do not let this happen anymore since great air disaster of 1998!!! Thank you please
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361. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time
erm.......nice vid though, not sure if it's morally correct having your daughter stripping and rebuilding weapons at 11years old though, she's not called Sarah Connor is she???
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362. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Funny (but dangerous) 'mishaps'
0.46 reminds me of an angry ex girlfriend lol
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363. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Oversized R/C plane
Wow, awesome vid!!! Dear Santa, if i'm good from now till xmas can i cancel my PS3 and have one of these instead haha
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364. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Headshot!
Shame it didn't show the aftermath, the bit where he had to have the golf club surgically removed from his ass where she turned him into a shish-kebab haha
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368. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Fat astronaut
Well theres 2.05 i'll never get back, thanks snotr
all fat people should be sent to space, especially my mum!!!
ignore that last comment, Davey loves his mum!! hugs, Daves mum
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369. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Rabbit and a snake
*in the voice of Elmer Fudd* PESKY WIDDLE WABBIT!!!
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370. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Footballers on drugs
FOR--DEE--NINE lmao, best vid i seen for ages hahaha
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371. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Pregnancy + alcohol
Yeah but us blokes can still drink right????
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372. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video How NOT to get rid of a whale
Must've been a blue whale........coz it blew here, there and everywhere hahaha
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373. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Nissan Skyline burnout
Aww Waah Waah Waah!!! Save the envioronment , i see Greenpeace have been in hahaha
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379. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Eyelid powerlifting
His mate said "Don't leave that weight there, it'll get stolen!!"
He replied "It's ok, i got my eye on it...."
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380. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video the real Pikachu
How do you get 2 pikachus on a skateboard?? Poke um on!!!
Why does a pokemon hide in your bedroom???? To Peek at you!!!
Thank you and goodnight, i'm on most weeknds, tickets free at the door, big round of applause for Sam Jones on the piano
....BAAHM BAAAAAAH!!!
Rite folks, like a balding man says when he's brushing away that last little bit of fluff from his almost chrome-like skull, I'LL BE OUTA HAIR!!! (outa here....no??? ok then!!!)
Thank you and goodnight xx
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381. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Air rings under the water
Who cares how he did it, doesn't it look good though???
Its really relaxing to watch too, jus sit back in ya chair and go 'OOOOOOO' every time he does it onscreen (i got loads of mad visions about you all sat there watching this vid now looking like goldfish hahaha)
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382. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Man gets sucked by a jet engine
Its not a fake guys, i saw the program about it recently on cable, i think it was during the gulf war. They showed pics of him a couple of days after all messed up, broken arm, severe cuts and bruises, one eyebrow completely shaved off, i swear its so close it'll never grow back, he'll have to spend the rest of his life drawing it on with a black marker pen lol.......ooops drifted off a bit there, yeah he was badly injured but survived it because his facemask and helmet came off and jammed the engine!! Still a very lucky guy though eh????
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383. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video I have everything I need
Hey guys (and maybe some girls wink wink), i have a little more info about this hot piece of flesh, she called Chinzo Flabby and she won Miss Kookamanga in 2004 and again in 2006. The press wore all over this story like Ecoli on a piece of british beef. She also came second in a Matt Damon look-a-like competion in february of this year....
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384. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Bolivia Bug
RE: 4 & 12, my hair is starting to grow back but i still can't hear properly.....
My advice: DON'T TOUCH THIS HAIRY WALKING TURD!!!!
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385. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Man gets sucked by a jet engine
A mate of mine got sucked by a ladyboy once.........ok it was me
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386. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Jaguar vs Anaconda
Aww crap, i thought it was gonna be a sporty car race, i'd never heard of an Anaconda before, i thought it was something german lol
Nice vid though, come on you cats whoop whooop
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387. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Air rings under the water
i can do it from my ass but it doesn't say 'ooooooooooo' , its more like 'burrrrrrrlooooooop' haha
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388. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Angry German Kid vs Lasse Gjertsen
Does anybody else feel angry after watching this??? No really, i wanna punch a kitten in the face now!!!! lmao
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389. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video I have everything I need
I think she's actually quite hot......in a bulldog licking piss off a nettle whilst chewing on a wasp kind of way!!!
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390. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Wrestlers Need A Chair And Fans Deliver
He always wanted to be chairman lol
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391. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Daruma-otoshi skyscraper demolition
Could always fly a plane into it......oops too soon eh???
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392. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Bolivia Bug
I touched it, now my hairs fallen out and i gone deaf in one ear, oh and it feels like chicken fur too
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393. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video I have everything I need
Which one was the bloke???? If my wife looked like that i'd help her pack!!!!
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394. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Bolivia Bug
Does anybody still wanna touch it or is it just me???
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395. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Journalism Fail
moskwiz: go bum ya nans dog you gimp, freedom of speech innit!!!!
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396. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Rube Goldberg machine from Waiting
or you could just use a bottle opener, i got a spare one if ya need it???
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398. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Journalism Fail
Ahh come on guys, maybe it was HIM that was stood in that field with the soldiers the size of whale-nets lmfao
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399. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Sarcasm 101
could this movie BE any funnier.....oh wait, somebody already said that.....
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400. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
Where would they keep the bottle opener??? In their pockets??? But they have no pockets!!! Hmmmm???
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401. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video George Bush - Snowball Fight
@2: Dear santa, all i want for xmas is a sense of humour, if i really good till december can i have one please??
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402. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Take a seat
Ok so what if ya got a huuuuge ass??? Those itty-bitty chairs would be as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike!!! Now if they did it with a sofa that'd be more 'everybody' friendly!!!
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403. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Bunny letter opener
Thats nothing, i have a hamster that can juggle!!!
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404. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Lady Rating
I think i saw this kid recently, looks a little different with a footprint on his face
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406. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Woman hits parking barrier with car
Now you can all apologise to my mum!!!!
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407. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Baseball tennis
Tim Henman prolly would've done better with a baseball bat lol
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408. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Horse does backflip
Hardly a backflip though, 5.6 from the judges
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412. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Pedal Power
Its not fake at all, you know why??? It was ME!!! And it was Squirrel-piss in tat bottle (BTW, i'm still peddaling!!! I'm in China and i'm doing a 'no-hands' manoure on my 3-speed Raleigh shopper (5speed sturmey archer thumb shifters) on my Palm Pilot as we speak!!! By the time you have all read this i'll have folded it back in half and placed it back in the boot of my nissan....much love, The Masked Rider
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413. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Pedal Power
Its not fake at all, you know why??? It was ME!!! And it was Squirrel-piss in tat bottle (BTW, i'm still peddaling!!! I'm in China and i'm doing a 'no-hands' manoure on my 3-speed Raleigh shopper (5speed sturmey archer thumb shifters) on my Palm Pilot as we speak!!! By the time you have all read this i'll have folded it back in half and placed it back in the boot of my nissan....much love, The Masked Rider
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414. Comment rated too low. Show this comment OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Desperate for a flat TV?
ROFLMAO!!! Wow i could NOT stop laughing at this one, almost wet my pants hahahaha..........YEAH RIGHT!!! lol
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415. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Seaplane landing gone wrong
I think the stoned fireman a couple of vids after this one might have been flying lmao 
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416. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Darwin Award candidates
OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!! THE GUY TRAPPED UNDER THE BMW!!!!
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418. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Crutches dance
Nice vid and everything but i can't help thinking its a bit gay!!!
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419. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video The stupidest game ever invented?
Theres one on Ebay, cheap too
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420. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Bride gone crazy
Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife??? DO I F*CK!!!!
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421. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Cat loves to be spanked
"Ahh baby, i'm gonna beat that pussy up", his missus thought she was in for a good night lol!!! Jus glad they never showed the second part of this vid where the cat came back with a gimp mask on!!!! Or the final bit where he was actually shafting the horny little f*cker lmfao
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422. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Waves in Bretagne
Come on everyone, wave back lol, is it me or does vid make u need to pee???
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423. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Raymon Crowe on David Letterman
i like you!! do you like me?? High five!!!
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425. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video How not to release a leopard
not often the pussy tries to eat you back lol
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426. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video How fast is a F1 car?
my Beetle does 0-100kmh in 2.4.......unfortunately it days and not seconds haha
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427. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Drunk dude in metro station
woz gonna say PMPL but i'd better leave it for now
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428. OnetimeX 5 years ago on video Opening a beer bottle with a chain saw
Hey dude, u wanna borrow a bottle opener
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1. OnetimeX 114 days ago on video 86 year old woman enjoys GTA 4
Yeah but to be pretty honest she's not very good...