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2. PaterSin 46 days ago on video Questions no one knows the answer to
#1 its not as easy to explain it is all relative but here are 2 videos that explain it somewhat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pAnRKD4raY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajhFNcUTJI0
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3. PaterSin 51 days ago on video JONATHAN ANTOINE AUDITION - BRITAINS GOT TALENT 2012
funny how everyone in the audience was judging him by his appearance and then suddenly they are clapping for him, he is a good singer but that is just sad ignorant ppl...
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5. PaterSin 112 days ago on video Bears Love Doritos
how exactly did that trap trigger? he didn't even touch the pressure plate...
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6. PaterSin 128 days ago on video Full Earth-rise
huh that moon it the beginning was not to scale 
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7. PaterSin 207 days ago on video Tsetse Fly Bite
#6 because Americans are afraid of everything ^_^ and as you know if the world ends it always starts in the US
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8. PaterSin 233 days ago on video Longboat explodes in Lake of Ilopango in El Salvador
ABANDON SHIP!! 
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10. PaterSin 280 days ago on video BIGGEST EXPLOSIONS
#12 how about 8km? easy and simple 
go metric system!
another fun fact about the Tzar (or whatever bomb) the shock wave traveled around the earth 3 times before not being detectable anymore.
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11. PaterSin 285 days ago on video Awesome Swimmer
#5 ppl don't have more or less muscles only difference is the mass not the amount
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12. PaterSin 287 days ago on video Radio Controlled Tiger Tank 1/4 Scale
#10 German tanks never had that on them. German tanks had an Iron Cross on them and still have
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13. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 289 days ago on video Kids who don't have an Xbox
Well if I have to listen to music like that I'll gladly go buy an XBox
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14. PaterSin 295 days ago on video Solution to the Global Food Crisis?
calling it the turdburger might not be the best marketing strategy
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15. PaterSin 306 days ago on video how to stop cats urinating on your property
funniest part is where he hits himself in the face! 
idiot...
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16. PaterSin 308 days ago on video Animation of the future construction of the arch that will encase Chernobyl.
where are the armed guards stationed that have to hold off all the radioactive mutated animals?
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17. PaterSin 331 days ago on video Karate Guys
"not even chuck norris could defeat them.." because he doesn't need to they do that by themselves
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18. PaterSin 359 days ago on video Gallium spoon melting
He could have kept it in his hand it would have melted as well would have looked better I think^^
for any one who doesn't know it melts at around 30°C
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19. PaterSin 1 year ago on video Honest Mistake
what just happened I was still looking the the boobs in the thumbnail from the last video
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20. PaterSin 1 year ago on video NASA the frontier is everywhere
#2 it actually will be soon. NASA is not going to exist for very much longer. Space exploration stuff is going towards a private company SpaceX its called
http://www.voanews.com/english/news/usa/-US-Space-Shuttle-Program-Nears-End-of-its-Voyage-88465982.html
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-04-spacex-aims-mars-years.html
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21. PaterSin 1 year ago on video Misery Bear Goes to Work
well he never actually did any work so no wonder he got fired.
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22. PaterSin 1 year ago on video The Skin Gun
and why are some ppl against stem cell research again?
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24. PaterSin 1 year ago on video Pizza Tosser With Skills
stop playing with my food! and where is my beer?
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28. PaterSin 1 year ago on video How to do things faster
#2 well you where going to boild the potato anyways
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29. PaterSin 1 year ago on video Woman at the Car Wash FAIL
I think you missed a spot do it again^^
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30. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 1 year ago on video Racoon Tearing Up The House
just hit it with a hammer!
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31. PaterSin 1 year ago on video Husband tests bullet proof glass with his wife
I guess a wooden frame to hold the glass was just too expancive
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32. PaterSin 1 year ago on video Why japanese women walk that way
Chinese? seriously?
but nice clip anyways
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33. PaterSin 1 year ago on video Korean kids learn Netiquette
ok kids and tomorrow we'll learn about chatroulette
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35. PaterSin 1 year ago on video Very real looking robot
yes I'd like some more uncanny valley please...
that thing is creepy. nicely made but creepy^^
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36. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 1 year ago on video Base Jump off the Death Swing
#1 then again you would think #6000 would be something better
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37. PaterSin 1 year ago on video World's youngest transexual
now lets see whats under that dress^^
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38. PaterSin 1 year ago on video Weird guy roasting his chestnuts
he looks like Gordon Freeman just where is his crowbar?
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39. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 1 year ago on video Massive Underwater Explosion
because fuck you sea life
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41. PaterSin 1 year ago on video record breakers - press ups
#8 ever heard of England? like the royal navy?
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45. PaterSin 2 years ago on video SPIN
and he doesn't realize that dope guy is going to kill himself now
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46. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Japan National team vs 100 kids
#2 why not?^^ better question why dont we have that in every television show?
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48. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Women Can Park
#6 was thinking the exact same thing
but until one of the cars in front or in the back moves they are not getting out of these parking spots
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52. PaterSin 2 years ago on video The nations of the world.
#15 east and west Germany together again since 1989
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55. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Dad Teaches Daughter How To Skateboard
well so one saw that one coming^^
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56. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Bumblebee Camaro Crash
oh that? yea we totaly planed that! it was supposed to happen
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57. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Russian army blows up its inflatable weapons
#7 there are more advanced ones that also simulate heat signatures
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58. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Armless Pianist Liu Wei (Winner of China's Got Talent Final 2010)
so did he win because he is good or because he has no arms?
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59. PaterSin 2 years ago on video TED Talk: Self-Teaching
Build a man a fire keep him warm for a day, set a man on fire keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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60. PaterSin 2 years ago on video fastest text message
#11 yea he is not even close to beating it
if he had gotten 44sec you can start saying close
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61. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Superbus First Ride - The fastest limo in the world
I don't think it was going 250kph
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63. PaterSin 2 years ago on video crazy ninja girl
so if she gets attacked on the street she'll say "wait let me switch on my iPod so I can beat your ass up"
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64. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Rollercoaster Trivia.
whatever game you where playing there you just fucking lost it^^
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65. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Most incredible volcano footage ever
Scientist: "Yea its hot alright"
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66. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Leopard Kills Baboon Protects Baby
#3 yea keeps her food fresh^^
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67. PaterSin 2 years ago on video 32m (107ft) handmade bungee jumping and rope swing
#1 he is not going to reach 150 km/h in just 32m more like 70-80
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70. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Bleachers Collapse
#(removed comment) vids like that have always been on snotr
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71. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video kick his ask!
ask rly isn't a very nice word^^
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72. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Robot Ant
not time to make an army of them^^
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74. PaterSin 2 years ago on video SURPRISE!!
she should have pushed that guy in the water at the end^^
and now imagine this with less foam and more knifes
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77. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Babies eating lemons for the first time.
usually dont like baby vids that much but this was pretty funny
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80. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Danish Championships 2010 in Rabbit Hopping
for the high jumps just pull on the leash strong enough no one will notice
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81. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Boomerang Skateboard Hits Kid In Head
barely a scratch...
don't be such a baby^^
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82. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Winter recreation
lol about 30-40% of these shots dont look like its winter...
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84. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Cyclist Slams Into Parked Car
did you see that car suddenly jumping in his was?
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85. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Contact Juggler
lol random lady is such an attention whore...
its the 3rd time think we have seen him on here and this is the best one so far^^
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87. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Mini cannon firing and destroying targets.
man that little thing backs a punch
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89. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Human Weapon
HAHA lol the first liver kick they show aims at the wrong side
notice the 2nd liver kick near the end of the vid does show the correct side
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91. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Lion eating a zebra
more like lion staring blankly into nothingness^^
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92. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Chicken Nuggets
lol I dont know where he gets his information from or if they rly do that in england but thats a lot of bullshit
same with fishsticks its not left over fish...
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95. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Sandart goes commercial
#11 there would be like 10-20 slices in there so no not just one
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98. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Watermelon Baby
this way u don't need to watch ur kid for about a week^^ he has food, shelter and can poop in it
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100. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Wakeboarding the streets of Rio
lol ur not joking about the music -.-
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101. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Remo Williams bullet dodge
#17 still some stuff is so obvious that they can't be overlooked
I didn't count the shots but the bullet left in the chamber was so obvious so if u take the time to empty the last 2 bullets do the chamber too...
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102. PaterSin 2 years ago on video A very close call on landing with broken nose-wheel
get me some duct tape and u'll be ready to go in 5min
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103. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Voice Talkers
#4 that might be because its not a kid but a creepy old woman dressed up like a "kid"
PS: this clip is strange and makes no sense
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104. PaterSin 2 years ago on video REALLY LOOOOONNNNGGG TONGUE!!!!
next vid we'll see him in will be 18+
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108. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Huge backflip in wheelchair
well now we also know why is is disabled
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110. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Nutrigrain ad.
#1 it looks like he feels great while taking a sh*t
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111. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Expensive Car Crash
if it was "too fast" wouldn't it drift more to the right? seems a bit strange
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113. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Hero turtle rescues upside down turtle
"Hold on man I'm almost there" ... 30 min later "Almost there"
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114. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Guess what that commercial is about
oh damn...
not what I expected^^
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116. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Taïg Khris - Mega Jump from Eiffel Tower
that wasn't rly jumping thats more sliding down the tower... a 10 year old could and would love to do that
if he'd landed in water or a bunch of cartons I'd be more impressed
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117. PaterSin 2 years ago on video What is one red paper clip worth?
awesome story but its been done b4
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118. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Setting your nose on fire
http://www.snotr.com/video/4543
might be his big brother
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119. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Alien vs. Human Intelligence
awesome man he is^^ monkey for that 
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120. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video The stupid Cup - Remi Gaillard
this might be the first funny thing he ever did^^
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121. PaterSin 2 years ago on video WORLD RECORD SPEED TEST
LOL @ the censored butt crack
#4 Parodie is German^^
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122. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Fareed Zakaria blasts media.
maybe Obamas tears can dissolve oil?
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123. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Transparent VW Factory
"They did all the work..."
"and after they where done we had to do it all again"
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125. PaterSin 2 years ago on video How to open wine bottle with shoe.
only the French that have to open a wine bottle so fast and not have time to look for an opener^^
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128. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video What real friendship means.
wait till he ask the gorilla out on a date
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129. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Pepsi Truck Crash on Dallas Tollway
that guy must rly hate pepsi...
if u look at it he is actually ramming the truck 2 times
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132. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Awesome Videogame Racing Chair
#4 no he is shifting with the pedals on the wheel
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133. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Beautiful, perfect wine bottle cutting.
only thing is why does he want to put the top part back on?
if he wants to put water in the bottle then why the hell cut it in the first place?^^
random cat is funny
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134. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Brand new bike, brand new fail!
and they always aim for a tree/car/wall
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135. PaterSin 2 years ago on video FIFA 2010 Commercial
in the end it was America and Russia who won WW2 if they hadn't gotten into it England would have lost
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136. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Goldfish Live In Deep Fat Fryer
hm I was expecting some fish to get fried guess I was wrong^^
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137. PaterSin 2 years ago on video next best thing since mentos
zerg egg morphing into a drone?^^
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138. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Quick thinking adult saves playing kid from fall.
and no one else seems to care
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139. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
yea played that
funny that u had to rescue little kids
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140. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Remarkable space saving furniture.
#24 agreed + Fahrenheit makes no sense at all
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141. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Little Dog robot
now they just need to install some lasers and gatling guns
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145. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Crazy paper thing
#1 just a dash^^
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146. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Weirdest Animals On Earth
2:03 looks like a Drone from Starcraft^^
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148. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Bike Riding FAIL
#19 reminding us of the "good old days"
so we can sit here wondering how fast time flies by
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149. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Salmon Pink Bird Eating Spider
I think this size is less creepy than some smaller ones
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150. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Evolution of war
this song gets so annoying after about 10sec and the vid is 5min long...
still waiting on WW3
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154. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Stairway Snowboarding
"get of my way I haven't hurt myself enough!"
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156. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Airbus A380 Brake Test
#12 well it simulates the conditions u can see in the first few sec of the vid
and the wheel on the right pushes with as much force as the plane would have (kinetic energy) until it stops (which it did manage to do)
but its not nessesarily meant to set the breakes on fire but in these conditions it will/might happen
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159. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video airspace reboot
#(removed comment) Still France
I live in Europe I do know where France is...
+ that "map" doesn't even have Scotland
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160. PaterSin 2 years ago on video airspace reboot
#(removed comment) it seems you don't know where France is
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161. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Fail compilation
lol if any one of the would have stopped for just a sec and thought "wait, wtf am I doing?" then we had a lot less to laugh about
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162. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Copy machines, a security risk?
holy crap thats insanely stupid^^
why put a hdd in it?
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164. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Google chrome speed tests
and this proves what?
if anything it should be tested against other browsers
I'll stick to Opera
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166. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Snake Bite Caught On Camera
lol they have a bloody rattlesnake in their backyard and don't know what the sound is its making?
I mean the area in which these things are living is not that big should know that if u live in an area that has them and be a little more care full next time
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167. PaterSin 2 years ago on video The Ichneumon Wasp
the ants must be thinking WTF is going on here there are no ants hatching here god damn it!
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168. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Seinfeld from a serious point of view.
0:25 well I guess you shouldn't have left the uncut cocaine on the table
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169. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Standing cat
wtf is that music makes me bleed out of my ears...
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170. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Tornado forms in front of car.
#2 I know from Mythbusters that what you just said is BS
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172. PaterSin 2 years ago on video bunny hop flair
hm I read fail was expecting something else
would probably have been funnier still nicely done
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173. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Crazy Orange County Police Pursuit
lol at the laughing in the background
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175. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Awareness test!
and look out for ninjas!
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177. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Incredible parcours skills
awesome skills but then again we dont see any out takes a lot of them probably didn't work on the first try
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178. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Reliant Robin space shuttle (Top Gear)
#4 well it was still burning so there had to be some left in the tank
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182. PaterSin 2 years ago on video The Regurgitator - Britain's Got Talent 2010
guy has no need for a wallet I guess
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184. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Hitler reacts to the Hitler parodies being removed from YouTube
sorry but these where never funny
might be because I'm German and understand the stuff they are saying ^^
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185. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Elephant Pump
wtf if everything is build locally and all the ppl working on it are locals then why the Hell aren't they building it themselves???
but no they have to wait for some stupid Europeans to help them...
rly no water = build a bloody well! can't find water = move somewhere else!
but African ppl can't seem to understand that
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186. PaterSin 2 years ago on video What A Wonderful World (Death Metal Version)
but his facial expression kinda fits^^
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187. PaterSin 2 years ago on video 3D facade projection
amazing...
love to see something like this in real life myself would probably be even more impressive
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188. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Garbage explosion
no need for shaving for him today^^
oh and btw ur shed is kinda on fire
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190. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Another funny accidents compilations
#9 dude thought he would just grab this fence and look cool but the problem is its electric^^ (he tased himself bro)
anyone know the Music?
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192. PaterSin 2 years ago on video This is Me
its called Terminal velocity depending on the shape and weight of an object this is the maximum speed it can reach
same thing with a penny just free falling it can not kill anyone
but there have been blocks of frozen pee falling from the sky I know of a car that got crushed
and u gotta be one unlucky bastard to get hit by it^^
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193. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Flip flops. they are a hassle
0:16 "Almost there. Can almost reach them. just a liiiiittllle bit closer...."
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194. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Kid falls off horse and is attacked by crazy ostrich
lol at the random donkey at 0:29
makes a pointless video even more pointless^^
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195. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Crazy Japanese gameshow
now THATS motivation to get the text right
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196. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Fallen Art
is there something wrong with be because I lold when I saw the first bit of his "dance movie"?^^
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197. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Baby Goat vs Fox
http://www.snotr.com/video/1093
thats what the fox should have done^^
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198. PaterSin 2 years ago on video DJ Cat
the cat might just be trying to stop the crappy music^^
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199. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Axis Of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song(s)
I'll go generate me a pop song now
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200. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Chatroulette Speed Painting
probably better waking up seeing a drawn picture of u that some guy swinging his dick in ur face^^
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202. PaterSin 2 years ago on video 1968 "ASCII" Animation From Russia
its from 1968 what the hell do u ppl expect from it
for the age its rather good actually. I mean the first games looked even worse and are much younger^^
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203. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Where Are My Front Wheels
thats what u get for building ur car out of paper
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204. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Fail Compilation
if at first you don't succeed you fail^^
but funny considering how small the nut area is still getting hit so so often^^ this damn weakspot we have
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206. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Ferrari 250 GTO wash
nicely done! I was expecting something else^^
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207. PaterSin 2 years ago on video No Pants Subway Ride 2010
0:41 not the best spot for that dot there u dont wana know what I thought first^^
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208. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Parkour Fail Compilation
0:35 speznas flying knife attack?
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209. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Unbelievable excavator stunt
ah good old german "Wetten dass..."
for ppl that dont know its a show where ppl bet they can so some stuff and celebrities have to say if they will be able to do it
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211. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Over
they tend to pull their jokes too much in length but still funny. Over
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212. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Taiwanese Boy Sings Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You'
Whitney is back! and she cut her hair!^^
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214. PaterSin 2 years ago on video 4 Girls act like their boyfriends
anyone else seeing 5 girls? or is that just me?
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215. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Where Not To Land
maybe he tried an aircraft carrier stile landing?^^
the landing seems fine he just needs to go buy an aircraft carrier
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216. PaterSin 2 years ago on video How to make a fire faster!!
its actually blowing not sucking as u can see on the smoke coming out at first and how it pushes up the flames
blowing in the flame= more oxygen = more flames
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217. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Visa Ad Starring Bill Shannon
ad was crap when it was on tv and it still is
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218. PaterSin 2 years ago on video The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
its about damn time they started stabbing ppl^^
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220. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Dog Man
lol I can barely understand him without him letting his inner beast out^^
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222. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Ants vs Crabs, a surprising conclusion
and soon PETA will arrive at the forest shouting "Save the Crabs!"
only to be eaten by ants^^
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223. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Awesome Entrance
#(removed comment) in Soviet Russia these jokes where never funny
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224. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Worst Dirt Jump
lol love the fuck just b4 the landing^^
I have stopped feeling sorry for these guys a long time ago
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225. PaterSin 2 years ago on video African waterman
its actually real some tv show tested that (asked some doctors) its not good for ur stomach thou + u can rip open ur gullet
but btw dont we know this vid already? I think its already up on snotr but Im not sure^^
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226. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video How NOT to be a Soldier
maybe they saw something and got down for cover?^^
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227. PaterSin 2 years ago on video The Long Road Home
and after he wakes up in the hospital he reads in the news paper
"Car crash, driver injured his wife miraculously unharmed"
then he'll think "aww shit!"
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228. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Cheeseburger in Hydrochloric Acid
#11 there is more in ur stomach than just HCl + its not so concentrated
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229. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Hostage rescue exercise in Russia
rescuing hostages with a machine gun hammering the bus?
and then blowing the bus up?
I'm no expert but there might be better ways to rescue hostages^^
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230. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Nintendo sixty-fooooour
the parents should have played the FF victory music when he saw what he got^^
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231. PaterSin 2 years ago on video How the UK National Grid responds to demand
same thing with water supply after/in a pause(half time) of big events i.e. footfall because everyone is rushing to have a pee^^
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232. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Elevator rapist owned by a kid
u have much to learn young pedobear!^^
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233. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Motor crash
surprise buttsecks!
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234. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Employment
unemployment 0% ^^
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235. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Forehead Tittaes
so now they gotta say "my eyes are down here!"?
but like Doug Stanhope once said if they would just take off their shirts and let us look for a bit we'd stop staring
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237. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Rules of the Road
I'll take the ride on the bike then^^
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239. PaterSin 2 years ago on video The Phobia Workshop
#9 don't forget to keep a camera close so someone can upload it on snotr
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240. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Depressed whale
for some reason I liked that
"Gimme ur god damn money!"^^
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241. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Your life and Videogames
I'm not gona say its untrue but everything one does can be overdone not just video games and its not like only gamers are sometimes lonely
I guess he'll probably get bored and watch tv
but still not a bad vid
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242. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Bubble man Returns!
well better than the crappy commercials we get in Germany these days this one is at least funny kinda
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243. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Wake up prank
lol coming into the room was all they did or did I miss something?
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244. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Crane Fail
well someone fucked up^^
and there is always a camera around to film it
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248. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Hospital Jump
"Hey hold my beer and watch this..."
or
"Hey I bet u $100 won't jump this!"
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249. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Melbourne Hailstorm and Flooding Footage
ok who ordered the river?^^
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251. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video The Food Lift
only in America^^
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253. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Death Prank
u can see the last guys heart rate going up^^
"Please don't take me! I wanna live!"
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255. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Google: don't be evil?
hm it looked like a commercial at first...
Google probably also wants to sit next to you when u take a crap
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256. PaterSin 2 years ago on video First time in a vegetarian restaurant
and thats why I eat meat^^
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257. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video This Too Shall Pass
rly good
but haven't we seen enough Rube Goldberg Machines?
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260. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Motorist Hits Guy
DIE old man DIE!
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261. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video How to park for free
I wonder how long it would take till the lambo pays off after years and years of free parking
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263. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Duck and Dog
lets squeeze it and see what happens
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265. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Vacuums
crazy kid but gotta give some credit for the effort^^
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266. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter
hm calling Americans retards...
for those who dont know the show its called "The Colbert Report" guys name Steven Colbert
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267. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Mad Brits
and all done with ukuleles (the big one too its a bass ukulele)
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268. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Curious
This is sooo old
probably more than 10 years but its still kinda funny^^
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270. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Turn your head
only doing it for the lulz
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271. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Wind Waker Unplugged
#3 Zelda is not a guy... she is a girl
the little guy is called link just so u know and don't have to die stupid
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273. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Francis Gets His Warcraft Account Hacked
Five Stages Of Grief
1. Denial and Isolation.
2. Anger.
3. Bargaining.
4. Depression.
5. Acceptance.
I think he is at number 2
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274. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Eating Giant Larva
aaaaand slat!^^
and he always says "cooked its rather nice" or something like that + he can start a fire within seconds so why doesn't he just cook the damn things?
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276. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Machine
I'm sorry for the guy who has to work in the stomach^^ gotta be a crappy job
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277. PaterSin 2 years ago on video The End
only thing for sure that will happen in 2012 is that Nostradamus book sales will skyrocket again^^
#9 noooo not the Internet... I'll start making a backup copy then! who has free disc space?
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278. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Pelican attacks weatherman
Pelican: "take those pants of and get on the ground"
Weather guy: "Yes Rape me"
2nd Pelican: "I'm next!"
rly look at how he is presenting himself to the pelican...
if you don't wana get raped my a pelican be a man and kick him in the head! That'll stop him
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279. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Psycho girlfriend smashes Xbox
there is nothing plugged in... even if she unplugged it withing a blink of an eye u should at least see some cables falling down after...
maybe gona be an advertisement for some stress/anger management therapy thing^^
she seems to have gotten hit on the head a few too many time
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281. PaterSin 2 years ago on video These guys are insane!
let me guess
they where probably drunk when they came up with the idea to put some wheels on a couch
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282. PaterSin 2 years ago on video T-shirt wars
#6 Doom is near one way or another^^
just pick one and wait for it to happen
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283. PaterSin 2 years ago on video T-shirt wars
#1 and #2 then u might as well call all of Shakespeare's work a waste of time or all Scientists would be wasting their time now too
So why don't u just go back a few Million years and swim around in some water as a bakteria
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285. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Hula Song
yap yap yap
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286. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Good song :D
omg someone get these poor boys some testicles!^^
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287. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Banker looking at "wallpapers" instead of charts
last one looks nice
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289. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Beach Ball Faceplant
lol those balls don't seems to be able to take much pressure
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290. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Incredible new tire
question is why keep them open like that? if they would just close that like a normal tire they wouldn't be so noisy
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291. PaterSin 2 years ago on video New way to catch fish
yes it does b4 Newton everyone was floating through the air because there was no gravity
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292. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Drums in Slow Motion
Slow Mo is awesome!
but the Time Warp Guys are gay
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293. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Europe from point of view of estonians.
HA some are rather funny^^
but a few countries missing
and also we have Beer in Germany lots of it!
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294. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Nice clip compilation
hmm lol why does every comment get down rated? do we start with -4 now?^^
Video was awesome! and yes its a very bad Dragonforce remix the original is much better
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295. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Box of wine + microwave
#3 Wine contains Ethanol and since its probably like #4 said is boiling that ethanol evaporates add a spark to that and u have ur explosion
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296. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Do you have a flag?
meh rather funny
but still if ur wearing a dress u should 1. Be a Woman! or 2. it should have something to do with ur bloody program!
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297. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video The Most Useless Machine Ever
awesome machine! if we mass produce this it could end all wars! maybe even cure HIV!
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298. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Online Gamer meets Offline Gamers
dont think it has that much to do with the games assholes stay assholes just that online they don't have to fear that someone kicks them in the face so they seem like even bigger assholes^^
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299. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Close
#9 Holy Crap on a Cracker^^
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300. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Coca-Cola In Taiwan
#6 and #9 We have that system where u pay some extra money for bottles here in Germany(Plastic too) some are just 0,08 € some are 0,25
#12 thats why u have garbage cans everywhere
and plastic can be recycled if done right of course if everyone just throws them on the ground that system doesn't work but that would be for glass or any other packaging too
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301. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video I Gotta Feeling
epic^^
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302. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Look At My Horse
its from http://weebls-stuff.com
but a lot better from him is http://weebls-stuff.com/onthemoon/
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303. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Prankster Highlights
and 8 of those 10 years he has spend in prison probably
but some of them are rly good^^
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304. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Smart-ass spelling bee winner
R-E-T-A-R-D
and thats worth of been on the News? wtf
and home schooled don't think we even have something here in Germany or even Europe what would be the point in doing that?
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305. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Firefighter Grabs Guy Attempting Suicide
haha u fail at killing yourself
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306. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Tattoo Your Eyes
well same thing with tattoos and piercings might be widely accepted in a few years who knows
and the video from #6 is not that bad he is just pocking his eye a bit^^
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307. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Ride the Beam
#9 I hope that is a joke "2230, the same asteroid that destroyed the dinosaurs will hit earth again"
because if it isn't I'm sorry but ur gona have to kill yourself
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308. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Ride the Beam
#1 simply put: yes
scientist all over the world are working on different ways of getting nuclear fusion going which if they get it to work would probably end our energy crisis
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309. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Chinese grandma learning English
#4 for everyone who does not live in a cave that situation comes rather often
also she probably does know what she is saying
and even if she doesnt still funny
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310. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Best fails of 2009
omg sometimes u rly have to ask "why"?? I mean some of these things are bound to fail but still ppl do it..
good for us that there is a camera near them^^
I might me mistaken here but are some of them older then 09?
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311. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Dancing walrus
Now do the moonwalk!^^
#(removed comment) u rly dont have anything better to do than just the crap ur doing now?
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312. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Paper parkour
Thats not stop motion...
still nicely done
#9 lol couldnt think of anything better?^^
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313. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Man Of Many Talents
cant be a Samurai that blade is Chinese also Samurai's never jumped around like that
he does have some skills^^
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314. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Jet boat crashes
lol
boat following the track -> silence
boat spinning out of control/drivers drowning/etc -> ppl cheering
who ever is watching this (Im guessing some redneck...) rly fucked up
Need better vids!
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316. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Travis Pastrana
LOL they could have given him a bit more space for the landing...
still nice jump 
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317. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Mobile Desktop
I might be missing the point here...
but they do have some balls^^
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318. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Scare Tactics - Rat Monster
feel my heart? omg a real Man would just grab a pipe and beat it to death!
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319. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Chainsaw breakfast
and to spice up things just add a little Flamethrower
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321. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Icy Road
You win a free game!
but still very very old this one...
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323. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Great motorcycle save
Save? that was luck and not just a bit, 8 full Bathtubs full of it^^
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324. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Mario vs Pacman
um did no one notice that Mario is naked? Why is he naked? After he did something with the ghosts...
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327. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Cat Tape Experiments
poor cats
no one would like that if someone sticks a damn tape in ur face that guy is an ass...
#5 it seems that way
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328. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Homeless Mustard Sings creep
#3 there is also a cover by KoRn
btw even he knows the song u rly must have lived in a cave on the moon not to know it
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329. PaterSin 2 years ago on video world face-pulling championship
omg he is eating his own face!^^
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330. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Denmark Live Robot Boys
so the Stage has 0G's?
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332. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Will Smith
its sooo old but still funny^^
btw guy on the laft with the hat is Stefan Raab
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333. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Beginner Smashes Motorcycle Into Wall
good idea keep excellerating
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334. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Baby Vs Cobra
hm the kid would be dead about 10 times and if u consider that 1 bite can kill an adult man (in theory) more than once, well u do the math
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335. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video The Nom Nom Cat
can I has my CHeezburges on a Spoon?
nom nom nom
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337. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Make an invisible bottle!
hmm do we have science week @ snotr?
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338. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Yummy McDonalds crap
Well McD's fries are very thin and they dont have much water in them after they are fried
no water = no molding
thats my guess at least the fries from the other restaurant are alot thicker so the oil does not go in all the way so they have alot more water in them = molding -> if u look at the glass of all the other "samples" ^^ ull see condense water
also a very stupid experiment the only unhealthy thing is the fat and the sugar in the food not the chemicals they might be using
and McD's food tastes too good to worry about that anyways^^
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339. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Incredible Near Hit
I wonder what that background noise is^^
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341. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Double-Decker Drift
they are less funny then they think they are
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345. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Harassment Week
#5 the 4:35 one was funny but thats all
that guy is mental why would u take that day in day out? just kick him in the chest and he'll shut up
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346. PaterSin 2 years ago on video This Is Why You Don't Play with dry ice
"Aww poor bucket" lol everyone else is expendable
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347. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Citroen + Ferrari = Citrorrari
To make sure ur Pizza gets to u in under 5min
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349. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 2 years ago on video Inside the space station
Aliens have invaded the space station!^^
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350. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Shiny Suds
hm if u see some bubbles talking to u, u sure use too much cleaner
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351. PaterSin 2 years ago on video Escort takes-out bike riders
omg did u see the pelican?
He was just trying not to hit it!
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353. PaterSin 3 years ago on video Japanese Fanta commericals
#8
u cant look at him keep bowing and answer I guess
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354. PaterSin 3 years ago on video CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners
#1 and who else has that problem try restarting ur browser worked for me
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355. PaterSin 3 years ago on video Girls 'stuffed dog show'
is it just me or does she look like she smoked some weed?
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358. Comment rated too low. Show this comment PaterSin 3 years ago on video Modern Warfare 2 - The Knife Throw..
Call of Duty
Modern Speznaz
http://rkchungary.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/speznaz.jpg
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1. PaterSin 33 days ago on video Strange Delicacy
sanitary issues? lol
1. urine is actually sterile and 2. they a flipping boiled in it...