Comments by Rizzon

@2 Are you kidding? Almost all animals kill their own kind. We just perfected the art.

@11 That wouldn't work now would it? Star Wars takes place "a long, long time ago"

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9. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Rizzon 2 years ago on video You Can't Trust Science!

What The Fuck?
Shiny colors.
Retarded crossovers.
And the guy sounds like he is talking to someone either retarded or a child.
Far from a serious movie about the progress of science.

Who is this movie even aimed for? The only target group I can think of is 5 year old kids raised in a closed christian sect now forced to live in society.

Also, the thing about science: It won't hate you for not believing in it. It will just be there anyway.

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10. Rizzon 2 years ago on video The Simpsons

Anyone know where one could find a larger part of this episode?

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11. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Rizzon 2 years ago on video One Trillion Dollars

Completely worthless video. WTF is it even about? Who would ever have that money in bills? It would just be a figure on a computer somewhere. Why would you even compare it with something else? We learn nothing from this video at all.

I love how he says "less than half a trillion stars in our entire milky way galaxy", like it's a big part of the universe. Dude, there are more than millions of galaxies...

Retarded video with creepy music in the background, looks like one of those conspiracy theory people had nothing better to do.

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12. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Roadside Assist in Uzbequistan

FYI: It's spelled Uzbekistan, not Uzbequistan. Maybe we should add a "only in russia" section for the admins as well?

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13. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Watch the Space Shuttle Launch from Every Angle

@(removed comment) You really think they don't update the hardware?

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14. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Parliamentary voting in Russia

@32 Link/name?

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15. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Another "Did You Know" Video

Another one of those "makes you think"-movies, and this one wants you to think in another way than the others!
My head is hurting!

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16. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Kill streak of a Darwin's Beetle

That's the manliest beetle ever.

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17. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Serbian special forces

What difference does the awesomeness of law enforcers do when the law makers are a bunch of retards?

Also, subtitles pls.

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18. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Don't mess with Ukrainian lawmakers...

Running a Country. You are doing it wrong.

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19. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Master of Business Card Throwing

@10 How unusual that there is product placement in a FRICKIN AD! Dude, are you that blind?

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20. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Euro dominoes

Not many people cheer like that when the see months of hard work go to ruins.

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21. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Spectacular Footage From Above The Icelandic Volcano Crater

@9 I'm not sure but it's probably the hot air from the volcano colliding with the cold Icelandic air?

@19 Maybe because the heli doesn't have any frickin jet engines?

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22. Rizzon 2 years ago on video This is Me

@5 Kids have been known to swallow deadlier things. A coin perhaps?

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23. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Ball skills

Just a guy who enjoys playing with his balls

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24. Rizzon 2 years ago on video The History of the World in 75 Seconds

Intro to The Big Bang Theory does it better

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25. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Cops beating innocent student, then attemt a cover up

I bet they were just really mad because his dancing moves sucked

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26. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Fun in the classroom

Isn't this the same guy?
http://www.snotr.com/video/3285
Awesome guy

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27. Rizzon 2 years ago on video How to open a bottle of wine without an opener

I'm surprised the French don't learn this in preschool

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28. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Polish car tuning

"I still had payments left on that thing "

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29. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Amazing performance on the Russian bar

was hoping for a "coyote ugly"-like performance on a bar in russia but this was almost as good

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30. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Paypal - The new iPhone app

$24 for a pizza? WTH!

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31. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Mad Granny Alert!

@9 That doesn't look like a "really old car" tho

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32. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Truck Jumps Crazy Fan During Race

@20 if she had balls then that's a transvestite

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33. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Who Are You?

@26: Maybe this is the japanese edition of a chinese commercial?

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34. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Bubble man Returns!

Did that last guy say "ass on the groin"?

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35. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Reckless driving in UAE

frickin oil billionaires. Share your wealth!

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36. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Smart Birds

don't eagles do that with turtles? drop it from the air that is

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37. Rizzon 2 years ago on video What is a browser

I bet they have a big google logo behind the camera.
No one says a browser is a search engine -.-

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38. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Aren't you missing something?

@9 It's from Swedish television and the guy is saying:
"This is the Canadian Jeff Bean(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Bean)...*laugh* Where are his skies many are wondering? This is from the practice in freestyle where..."

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39. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Hula Song

@21 What are you talking about? He has his hands behind his head.

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40. Rizzon 2 years ago on video Mercator - Milkman

Screw pension, where can I apply to be a milk man?

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41. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Rizzon 2 years ago on video Drifting Idiots

I want to be that rich too!