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2. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Contact Juggler
No dirty blue movies have ever been watched on my computer and that is one thing i am sure of 
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3. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Contact Juggler
Nice vid but going off the subject mabe it is me but this site does not allow adult vids but advertises for shagaholic on there home page is that not a case of classic double standards 
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4. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Dog does backflip
Like my X wife when you threw her the wage packet
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5. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video 2 camels in a tiny car
Thats just a couple of b8tches they picked up for a stag night
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6. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Cruise ship
The ships have built in stabelisers which stick out the side under the water like aeroplane wings and this helps them stop rolling over.
After 10 years in the Royal Navy this is a mild sea compared to some i have encountered.
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7. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Dude Fights Giant Bird...
Sorry badboy007 look how many times i have been in that position and have never resulted in doing that so thumbs down Moron!!
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8. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Quadrotors
Guess it would be interesting if it never went over my head
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9. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Awsome Dog Skills
Just checked her pic and yeppers she is hot so i will pluss her to
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10. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 2 years ago on video 81-year-old sweethearts
Wonder if he managed to get it up or her incontinance pads got in the way!!!!!!!!1 
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11. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Metallica cover band loses only fan
Looks like the kinda girl you wanna take home and show off to the parents.NOT 
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13. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Sprint - HTC EVO™ 4G Firsts
#1I so wanted on many occasions to go ...Second minus one.... so hats off to you and those who cant see the funny side from an admin.get a life
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14. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Ever seen country hip hop dancing?
Id give her one or two
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15. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Optical Illusion
We have a road like that a few miles away.
Looks like you are driving uphill but you freewheel
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19. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video TanDEM-X launch
Well that was a waste of nearly 5 mins of my life 
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20. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Alphajet and Mirage Aircraft
Awsome to have that power at your fingertips 
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21. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Never ending sneezing bear.
Neverending??? That BEARLY lasted 19 seconds
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22. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Duck dance
No 15 What were you feeding those dicks with???Your ass!!!
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23. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Guess what that commercial is about
I got millions of sperm i have ...just looking for mums for them all
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24. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video How To Cold Wire A Car
Guess they dont have steering locks then!!!!!!! he only opened the door and never touched the igniyion barrel.
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26. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Jay's Tiny House Tour
good job he aint got a cat to swing about .......And Hiiiiiyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa Zoomy 
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27. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Excited puppy plays with baby.
Great the dog licks the babys face then goes likcs it butt Hmmmmmm but i do like the vid
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28. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Failed Arson Attempt
I B Scottish and do not want painted with the same brush as that dumb englishman
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29. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 2 years ago on video I am Maru - funniest cat ever
#11Gotta agree i could spend hours playing with pussy also
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30. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 2 years ago on video I shot your ex-girlfriend
Was there a point to this?????beats me!
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31. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Another baby falls on train tracks!
How many Moronic adults are in this world ?????
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32. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Mike Song Tutting on Wii song
5 seconds of that crap was enough for me 
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34. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video How they say "12 months" in Estonian
Offers to spank Zoomy untill she cant take no more
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37. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Magic Flashlights
Simply Magic................hope i stopped some nice person posting you know what 
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39. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Fat Woman Falls
Happy new year missy zoom zoom and the video i only watched once........Not quite what we want to see!!! if that was racist would it be funny however it is ok to laugh at fat people portrain as a dead pig hmmmmmmmmm thumb down me all you want
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40. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Stickman trapped in phone
Poor stickman the woman who drew him never gave him a "deck" to play with no wonder he is going crazy 
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41. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Jeff Foxworthy and friends - Deck talk
Glad to see the men not getting dragged into the size of there d"e"ck
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42. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Pitcher up!
Was completley sober Chucky however when someone blatantly tries to make you look a moron for not quite understanding something then how do you expect people to react.................For every action there is a reaction....Happy New Year Everybody
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43. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Pitcher up!
#8 Well ram my back passage with a large pointed stick it really is true that in America they have Television in each house and also a retard hell that must mean half the population is retarded!!! Now we know why the rest of the world has it in for you.
Here in liddle oll Scotland we still live in caves and power our computers on Methane gas we get from cow shit.
I wish i was a Retarded American just like you then i could throw balls at the telivision voodoo box thing then jump on one of those flying thingys and hell i might even land on your house!
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44. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Pitcher up!
#4 Awwwwwwwwwww Ta sweety makes perfect sence now ....suppose it is like my sons Nintendo Wii.Your efforts are very appreciated and a huge to you xx
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45. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Star Wars kid Drunken Jedi
Ummmmmmmm yep lol dont quite see him playing a lead role tho but funny anyway
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48. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Producer Flips Out
Got the room ready but dammmmmm it is Scotland sheeeezzzz just ma luck
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49. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Adidas Predator
Hmmmmmm...runs rappidly at zoomy speed to collect his spanking...keeps kilt on just,,, o o behave
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50. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Never judge a book by its cover...
Man o man i just loved the mental immages that popped up to those smilies ............laffs loads Ta ,..
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51. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Scary Mary
Thats the children hidden!!!!Is it ok to forget where i hid them?
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52. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Adidas Predator
Not beating up anyone but a slight spanking does good lol yeah spank the footballers well ya know wot i mean
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53. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Producer Flips Out
Whoopsieeeeeeee O and the vid was cool to lol Sheeeeeezzzzzzzz i could get in so much trouble but hell i likes zoom zoom
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54. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Never judge a book by its cover...
Sends Zoomy a windy day kilt pic>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wheeeeeeeeeeeee there ya go
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55. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Never judge a book by its cover...
Heyyyyyyyyyyy thanks missy zoom.......thats me lol......well not realy
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57. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video How to use scary movies for your advantage
Got dozens of movies lined up for missy zoom zoom and you can play them i will hide under my kilt lol
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58. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 3 years ago on video Roomba driver cat
#1 Clever way of saying First i guess still the video was unusual
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60. Scotsman50 3 years ago on video How to use scary movies for your advantage
#7 Puts his Kilt on for Mszoomy lol
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62. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Bush ignored by the other world leaders at the G20 meeting
Do you realy blame anyone for not loving him!!!
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64. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Cannabis
I Tatally agree with the post of #3.Whils some may have seen this before and if it is old shit what the hell are you looking at it again for and leaving stoopid old shit comments.First time i have seen this and thought it was quite funny like #1 never seen that coming either
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65. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Dance fail
lol what a dork
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66. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Medieval soldier prank
Hell i just wanted to be different instead of being a sheep and following the leader lol Muppets aint got Zoomys heads worked out yet
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68. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Drugs make you ugly
My long winded statment is this...Agree or disagree with me my views on drugs are so..The goverments of this world when making drug seizures should fattaly contaminate the drugs and put them back on the streets...This would serve two purposes(1)Any druggie with some brain cells left would come off the stuff as they would never know if there next fix would be there last..(2)It would help rid society of the low life scum bags who rob and murder for there next hit....NO Sypathy here for druggies.
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69. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Cat eats with fork and chopsticks
Think Bill should put the cat in a cattery so it can get a real owner and then stick a 12bore in his wifes mouth und pull the trigger Not only is she goofy she must be able to talk to cats to know who the moggie wants to meet.
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70. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video 7-up commercial
Now if that was a man head butting some B8tch do you think this would have been shown............Hmmmmmmmm talk about double standards...Never seen that coming either
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72. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Bathroom accidents
Good job 51 seconds was not boiling water ....Stoopid parents
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73. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Scotsman50 4 years ago on video MythBusters slow motion bitch slap
B8tch Slapped
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74. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Dog drinking in slow motion
So they use there tongue for more than licking there balls hmmmm interesting 
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76. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Addicted to work
LOL@#2 that is why i quickly put that in to stop the first posters doing just that
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79. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Chimp rides Segway
#1 If you look at the time clock on the vid you will see you wasted 4 min 46 seconds and if you read this then you came back for a second look...No pleasing some dickheads sometime!!!!!
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80. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Beat machine
#12 Why do you not sell all your worldly goods including your computer and put the proceeds to helping world hunger that way you will feed some people and do everyone on snotr a favour by fukkin off into oblivion
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81. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video The Matrix in 5 seconds
#10 So going by your reconing we must all like all the videos on snotr and must all say nice things even tho we think it is a crap video.....Ummmm freedom of speach ring a bell and snotr kindly allow us to have within reason this freedom so have tonights top prize for being in your words King Noob
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82. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video The Matrix in 5 seconds
#9Absolutley correct and i selected this one to view and also to leave a comment on giving my views and seems four others so far agree....It is Sh*t .......By the way nice job the mod who keeps deleting those wankers who keep saying First.
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83. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video The Matrix in 5 seconds
How the fuk did this crap ever get viewing time????????snotr should dump this one sheeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz
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84. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Men are stupid
Hmmmmmmm wonder who usanumber uno is ranting at lol bit double standard there!!!
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85. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Men are stupid
Women only insuerance should be banned"!! If i opened a pub and said Men only every Dyke woman activist on the planet would be screaming at my door claiming equal rights for women but it is ok for them have women only insuerance methinks everyone of them should be bent over and rogered from behind........well mabe not the ugly ones hmmmm or the fat ones
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86. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video The end of the world
I read it and decided it was a crock of shit
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87. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Sweet tired cat
Yeah nowt wrong with stroking a nice warm pussy
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88. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video How to talk like a pirate
Think the both of them need a large pointed stick rammed up there Arrrrrrrrr,s
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90. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Riccardo Patrese drives wife crazy in Civic Type-R
Think it is worthwhile watching just to see those nipples poking through her blouse
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91. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video How stupid...
Man o man what a complete dickwad.......O how i felt his pain there....
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92. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video Pedophile goes nuts at reporter on Australian News
Just wondered if everyone that is saying he should only be punished then set free to commit his crime again would say the same if it was there 5 year old kid that was analy raped then had there throat slit by some pedo .Hang the bast*rds shoot them kill them anyway just save some other poor kid going through the same they do not deserve to live.
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93. Scotsman50 4 years ago on video WipeOut - Big Balls
The mother of four is obviousley used to jumping on Big Balls!!!
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1. Scotsman50 2 years ago on video Guys gets slapped then slaps back.
Just for my tuppence worth i do not agree with hitting women however any woman who thinks it is ok to hit a man or hit me needs there lights put out and if that was me she hit the bit*h would have just hit the deck.......What gives women the right to think they can hit a man just because they wont hit back? Good shot dude i say