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2. Skeesicks 333 days ago on video A misunderstood man...
OMG, I took me nearly 3 minutes to get the point of this video 
At first I thougt, why would this company hire a mime, and why didnt anybody smack him in the face ?!?! 
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3. Skeesicks 344 days ago on video Prank backfires
At first, when he pulled out the gun, I thought it was fake...but when i realized, that they are pranking the prankster I found it very entertaining.
Typical mindfuck for me..I think this is what you call PRANKCEPTION 
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5. Skeesicks 359 days ago on video Has this ever happened to you in the morning?
#1, thats not really true...If he would be intelligent he would recognize himself, like chimpanzees do...self recognition is the first step to self wawareness!
See http://www.primates.com/misc/mirror-self.html
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-pc_M2qI74
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6. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Top Gear- The new Lunar Rover
6:49...Cover cameras before use 
Maybe Cape Canaveral does not want to see pooping astronauts 
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7. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Messing up with a 'bully'
In my kind of view the slim kid got what he deserved...he smacked the "fat" kid TWO times in the face.....the first time he tried to be calm, but the second time he body slammed him...he got what he deserved, even if he has been bullied before....two hits are one to many.
Try to fight with words, but if this is not enough then
http://www.snotr.com/video/11/Lethal_street_fighting
See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzVun0Aek_Q&feature=related afterwards if you have a wrong picture of Bas!
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8. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video The 1990 Nintendo World Championships
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvuJt0xKp7Y
NUFF SAID!
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9. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Biggest Biceps In Latin America
No brain, no pain!
I mean, how can any sane person wo is capable to use google use synthol...everybody knows its fake, so why be proud of it?!?
I am shure I am a pushover but I can take out this guy!
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10. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video 320,000 Firecracker Salute
No, only 317628 went off...I counted ;-P
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11. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video One Epic Ride
I bet the mayans won't be excited at all when it comes to find a gas station ;-P
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12. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Unpractical shoes
Reminds me of the AT-ST walker in "Return of the Jedi"
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13. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Lego ancient greek computer
muusstt...buyyy...leeegoo....noooww
Man, I wish I had internets when I was 10 years old, bet I would have built some wicked stuff whit this kind of inspiration.
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14. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Supercharged Engine Blows
Judging by their reactions, it is not theyr car.
Or they got used to "blowing up" engines
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15. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Coldplay steals from Super Mario bro's
This was probably made of some "DJ" who presents his "remixes" and "techno-versions" on youtube
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16. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video 200 beers, please !
#19, yes he is speaking czech but this is really in vienna, #12 is right.
http://www.schweizerhaus.at/1024/video.html skip to 0:39 to see it!
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18. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video MMA Fighter Doesn't Feel Well
#21 could be a brain concussion as well...I had one once and I puked after 10 minutes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concussion#Physical
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19. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Wiley Vs. Rhodes
I was waiting for the roadrunnner's "bdldldldldp" the whole time :-(
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20. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Reverse Graffiti : Ossario
Hmm, I think will let him "draw" some skulls in my appartement, maybe someone will come cleaning as well
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22. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video How It's Made - Magnets
Hmmm, someone should show this video to the mormons!
ArtOfTrolling GALORE!
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23. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video What happens when we try to walk in a straight line blindfolded.
#3, #11...i don't think so.
Even he is blind, he uses other points of reference, like sound, or he uses his stick...or dog :-).
I think he will walk circles as othere people as well..
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24. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Rudolph Balloon Christmas Parade Tragedy
It's always nice to see professionals at work 
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25. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Voting is hot!
If elections would change they would have been forbidden long time ago
But at least you can release some "tension"
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26. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Iron Mountain
Why do they "hide" evidents of a plane crash down there?!!?
2:38 conspiracy anyone?
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27. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Canal Jumping World Record
#11 it says OPEL not O'Neill
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel
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28. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Love Bird enjoying life
Reminds me of a Monty Python sketch ;-)
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29. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Things Burglers Wouldn't Want To See
MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!11!!
See http://www.snotr.com/video/6062
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30. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Man In Wheelchair Thwarts Store Robber!
They see me rollin' They hatin'....
Dont mess withy guys in a wheelchair...even if they can't use their feet, they have _very_ strong arms.
I wonder what the other guy wants to do with the "wet floor" sign...looks a little bit goofy :-)
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31. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Husband tests bullet proof glass with his wife
I bet the thest with his mother-in-law "surprisingly" failed
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33. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Great White Shark Accident
#5 it is to discourage people from welding their own shark-viewing-cage, as these guys did!
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34. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Accident during circus
It is ok if they use no net when nobody watches, but if there are children in the audience, I don't want them to see a near-fatal fall.
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35. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Portable speakers
I wanna know what happens if you put it on your forehead...sondgasm?!?!
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36. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Chinese President In France On State Visit
In france the overcompensation of small people has a long history ;-)
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37. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Invisible fire
They should use Bud Light....No alcohol...No problem. :-P
#4 Yo haven't been to a bar on friday night, haven't you?
#2 If you use alcohol in an engine, the engine produces more HP
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38. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video Nice to meet you
Imagine how hard he would hit him if he received actually full bottles of bud light ;-P
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39. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video The Germans are going crazy on advertising
reminds me of the VW ad with the suicide bomber.
But I have never seen one of those two ads in TV, so I assume #8 is right.
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40. Skeesicks 1 year ago on video McLaren F1 engine test
handy if you don't have a lighter to ignite your cigarette ;-)
Incredible if you think that they get about 1000hp out of 3000cm^3
http://www.kfz-tech.de/Engl/F1Motor.htm
But I dont think I don't want to know the consumption on 100 KM!
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42. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Car Flips Several Times
I would have chosen "highway to hell" for this video :-)
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43. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Pimp Your Ride
And where's the beer?..I've only seen bud light
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44. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Origin of the Queen of England
#9 yes, but the american natives are called indians because colubus thought he is in india
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples_of_the_Americas
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45. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video First person Extreme Sports
4:44 Laguna Seca corkscrew FTW...glad to see this in first person!
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46. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video BMX Rider Faceplant
I bet nex time he wears a chin guard.
WARNIG PURCHASE ADVICE:
http://www.amazon.com/Bell-Bellistic-Bike-Helmet/dp/B000BPD9KC
Glad I haven't had a use for this yet!
EDIT:
BTW, I noticed a UH-OH before the jump...did he foresee the faceplant!?!
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47. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Live crabs vending machine
Damn, I'm hungry...I think I'll get a crab..I hope I have some change.
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48. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Stereo Illusion
Nice 1, but the effect would have been better, if the floor was plain, not tiled.
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49. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Fall down the lotion stairs
Mousa: God must love crazy people.
Rambo: Why?
Mousa: He make so many of them!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095956/quotes
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50. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Cow Attacks Drunk Who Illegally Strolls Into Rodeo
...which will be ripped off a few seconds later by a wild cow.
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51. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Couch Gag
#6 they are not clones...it is because chinese people look all the same
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52. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Bank Robbery Foiled by Customer
Is this Neg's Urban Sports?...looks like Big Stranger Rodeo
http://www.snotr.com/video/1275
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53. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hmmm, I think we know already that you can play video game theme songs with scanners, floppy drives, stepping motors, tesla coils.
At least the tesla coils look awesome but all the other thing get boring over time.
Please come up with someting new!
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54. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video stop smoking
People will always do things which are harmfull for them.
Eating, drinking, smoking, drug-abuse and so on.
All is known to be harmfull but people dont't stop doing it.
They are all lazy bastards who won't kick a habit just to live longer (Including me).
People won't stop smoking just because of this kindof videos...If you want to stop smoking, you have to really want it to be sucessfull.If you just try it, you will fail.
If the brain is ready to stop smoking, then your body is as well!
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55. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Police action
#9 just because he wears handcufss does not mean he is guilty.
He is innocent until conviction.
And if you dont't like how your country treats suspects you are free to move wherever you think suspects are treated right...like iraq or someting!
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56. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video All about pompom ...
Hmm, looks like cheerleading is one of the most dangerous sports in the world!
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58. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Russian Transformers
I like the way how the clip is made up like a big-money hollywood clip but with 100% post-soviet flair.
No glamorous cars, no bling-bling and one of the actors wore beach sandals!
Truly EPIC!
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59. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video biker films crash
Damn he drives for 16 seconds and records a near fatal crash.
What does he see if he rides a whole day?!?!
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61. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Parachuting from 100,000 feet
#9 yes but some american sued Red Bull cause he says he has the intellectual property of his jump
And NO, its not Kittinger...they met before the jump!
http://www.redbullstratos.com/
Warnig MS Silverlight required!!
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62. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video shooting test
Am I the only one who is thinking about poor gun design?!?
The .50 is not this smaller but has a significant less amount of recoil in a appropriate rifle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtzk8HNPzHY
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63. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video This is how to use a GT Snow Racer
How's this song called...?
Hears like MC Frontalot?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG-XNrUqyzo
NERDCORE RISING!!
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64. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Dean Potter, the crazy mofo
#10 and why do my fingers (and those from other climbers) grow thicker...tendons dont't grow thicker that amount so there have to be muscles as well!
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65. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video paranoid prank
OMG, they are after me, I HAVE TO GO NO'?&%.....CARRIER LOST
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66. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Punchbag punches back
Haha, he tried to act like a big guy and insulted the punching ball like an opponent.
Ironically, he can be glad that this was no real opponent.
"You say you are better than me....you are not"...PUNCH....OUCH!
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67. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Tortoise Bullies Cats
I'm shure he will stop bullying them, as soon as they have learnt flipping him over.
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68. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Ridiculous Drumming Skills
Is this supposed to be music?
OK, although I don't like metal I have to admit I enjoyed watching this clip...amazing drumming!
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69. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Thai Women Beating Up American Sex Tourist
Is it necessary to beat up this guy like this?
He looked like he learned the lessen after the first kick.
And it looked more like tried to defend himself than actually "hit" the woman.
Normaly a fight should come to an end, when one of the opponets lies on the ground....but I think this "gentlemans rule" is obsolete nowadays!
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70. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Car Jump Championships
Take this, Formula 1...100 times the fun for the price of a half brake disk :-)
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71. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Packaging Playing Cards In China
If you feel bady by watching this, then stop only looking at the price of a product!
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72. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Rat Takes A Bath
...did this guy name his rat tinkerbell....well the rat is adorable, indeed....but TINKERBELL....sounds a little, well, aah, u know!
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74. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video What you got there...
Hmm, elephants who recycle...Al Gore must be proud.
#5 you haven't seen Bear Grylls yet, have you?!?
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75. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Danish Championships 2010 in Rabbit Hopping
OMG, I just watched bunnys jumping over obstacles....FOR NEARLY 4 MINUTES
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76. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Portable 1.25kJ Coilgun
Hmm, the Steyr AUG has a bullet enery of 1.8kJ and this gun has roughly 2/3 of it, so I expect it to have more penetrating power than seen in this vid.
I would say, the capacitors generate an energy of 1.25kJ but the projectile does have less energy.
I would like to see the gun firing at ballistics gel...so send it to Mythbusters!
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77. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The humble stove.
#13 but who cares if it is shiny
What works for the iPhone should work for a stove as well!
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78. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Police woman hits electric wire
#4, am I the only one who does not want to be rescued by them?!?!
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79. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Bird Imitates Car Alarm
Must have spent his childhood in a bad neighbourhood
#3 yeah, but normally this is illegal, but in this case you can say, " I am innocent, the bird did it!"
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80. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Female Moped Crash
First lesson to learn should be braking, not accelerating
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81. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video phone joke
#7 then it is your fault, if you don't have a backup of your phone.
Imagine loosing it or breaking it by yourself!
People always think backups only cost time and money, so they don't want to do them....until desaster hits them.
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82. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video No Landing Gear
Despite my poor english, I think #11 you just made an unwanted double negation...did you mean pilots should NOT turn off engines in a situation like this?
Could you please clarify...and I am interested why, because normally you don't want to make a touch-and-go and when the engine is turned off, you prevent the propeller from turning into supersonic debris.
BTW, I think this person is a relative of Mr. Sullenberger!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesley_B._Sullenberger
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84. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video River Ride - Amphibious Bus Budapest
I hope he doesn't mix up the routes when he's on a normal bus
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85. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Awesome Remote Control Racer Game
#3 you are familiar with the egg of columbus, aren't you?!?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_of_columbus
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86. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Awesome Remote Control Racer Game
Hmm, I am tempted to sell my furniture to have enough space for such a "racing game"
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87. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Chevrolet 2011
I don't know why this car has a motorized hood....do they expect that you open it every single day?
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88. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Two Idiots And A Sword
There is a reason, why they sell WOODEN Swords as well!!
BTW, do you get a Darwin Award as well for removing other ones genes from the gene pool?
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89. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video looking for job
Hmm, why do they start working after applying for a job without doing paperwork....black labor?!?
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91. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Careless Reporter Knocks down Ice Sculpture
OMG, and he smiles after destroying this guys hard work.
I totally expected that he gets smacked in the face for this...dont' believe that he is SOOOO SORRY.
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92. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Brick in a washing machine
At first I thought the brick was inside from the beginning of this video because of the noise and the smoke.
But nice experiment...keep on rocking, washing machine!
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93. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Ever seen a real kung fu workout routine?
hmm, obviousily fake...I cant see the part where he practices beating up the bad guys!
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94. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Robbie Williams has the crowd take a flash picture.
robbie live at knebworth is always worth to watch...even if I am not a robbie fan!
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knebworth
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95. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Weird laws in the USA
#7, yes it is illegal in germany (as here in austria I think), but these are not written laws, only court decisions based on other (mostly sane) laws.
Only In america they create laws out of unbelievable stories, so people dont't have to use common sense!
BTW, the "office view" thing is not this stupid...Imagine yourself working in a office with no direct sunlight the whole day.....unless you are working in a coal mine this helps you to remain healthy and productive.
But I am happy to live in austria where it is legal to prod mooses out of helicopters and hunting bunnies from a boat
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96. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video BMW X5 Stunt
If wasting 50k$ makes you famous, I cosider to stay unknown.
But I bet he only wanted to know if the theft alarm is working....well, it is!
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97. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video School bus does a wheelie
I bet this bus is driven by Otto!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Mann
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98. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Rugby Referee Knockout
Hmm, seems that in rugby games even the referees are tough guys!
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99. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Huge backflip in wheelchair
I want to see Stephen Hawking doing this!
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100. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Diffusion cloud chamber.
So, now I want to see this in Chernobyl.
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101. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Vancouver Demo Fail
Hmm, I see no fail here...It's a clear _demolition_ WIN!
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103. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The gentlest dog you'll ever see.
Hmm, the dog maybe thought "I could, if I wanted to....but I don't wanna!"
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104. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Arcing powerlines cause tree fire & explosion
Now it's 100% dry!
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105. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The best "Come on down" ever on The Price is Right.
She's like "yeah, now I am able to WIN all this useless stuff I can't afford"
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106. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video How to open wine bottle with shoe.
Hmm, I imagine a nice and romantic dinner with a girl...and then...ME..opening a wine bottle WITH A SHOE!!!!
No second date I guess...
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107. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video ultimate wheelchair
I want to know what got him into the weelcher....reckless driving?!!?
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108. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video First time machine
pffff...time machine....I have already built one next week.
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109. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Television is a drug.
if television is a drug then it's meth....lots of it!
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110. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Purse Snatchers on a Motorcycle Beaten by Angry Crowd
Hmmm, strange kind of Kung-Fu.
But, ok they are thieves, but I'm scared how less it takes to turn pepole to an angry, blood-thirsty mob.
Eye-for-an-Eye is OK, but to be beaten to death for stealing is NOT OK....what comes next...nuclear warfare?!?!
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111. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Statue moving fail
Hmm, this happened in Brecht....brecht is the german word for (an order to) break it!
I think these were germans and they did what they were told"
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112. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Train snow plowing
Who needs to see if you have a horn like this!
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113. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Subaru Outback: Lap 'n' Snack
Can't imagine to drive a car with my Lap'n'Snack....so I will stay on my couch
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114. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Star Wars Trilogy Summed up in 2-Minutes, with LEGO!
IT'S A TRAP!
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115. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The boy who sees without eyes.
Nature will find it's way...ALYWAYS!
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116. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Swallowing a mic
The video is quite old,but nice it found it's way to snotr.
Google for "siggi frisst das mikro"
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117. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Salmon Pink Bird Eating Spider
Damn, I should work on my english skills.
I was expecting a pink bird eating THIS spider 
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118. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Unusual way to get a job
#8 jep, thats true, but he applied for a job at a some kind of marketing company.
6$ worth of google adwords might work if you are looking for some kind of "marketing job", but not for REAL work!
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119. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Menu handling
#17 hmm, might be true but I would like to get a notice if a video is accepted or declined.
I just want to hear someting.
I uploaded a video once but it did not show up until now neither there was any information if it was declined or so.
I even thought about resubmittin it.
So please humble SNOTR admins, inform us, if a video is accepted or not (you don't have to tell why)...or let me help you sort out the videos.
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120. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Fail compilation
1:16 I would be PROUD of having such empathetic friends/spectators
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121. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Drunk Guy Falls Through Fence
OK, the guys did not helpe the guy, but as far as I can see in the video, the guy is not in trouble....he is awake, does not seem to be hurt (he looks like he is smiling) and SHURE, he is looking funny.
At least they realized, that it was not so good not to help the guy, afterwards!
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122. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Fail compilation
Top 3 statements after a FAIL:
Ouch
Shit
HAHAHAH!
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123. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Pole Vault Fail
#17 and he could have avoided this, by staing at home watching snotr.
Damn I could have avoidet this post If I minded the "Comment rating to low warning"
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124. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Merry-go-round of death
Don't they learn about centrifugal force in the UK?
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125. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Skiing on one foot
Hmm, he should try if he can participate in Paralympics
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126. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Standing cat
OMG, if he would have an opposable thumb, he would take over the world!
BTW #3, you realized the poster so you must be single, too
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127. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Parliamentary voting in Russia
WE NEED MOAR VOTING MACHINES!!111!!
By the way, does having voting machines mean that I do not have to vote myself because the machine is voting for me?!?!?!?!
(Thats what machines were intended to do!)
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128. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The Transparent Car
#9 I don't think this would be great...no more "sexy time" in a car without people watching you!
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129. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Nice camouflage
Reminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ
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130. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video First!
Being first is not hard, being the very LAST one is, what counts.
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131. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Flooded river destroys road
#25, but only 0.00036 seconds with enough explosives
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132. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Nike Sportswear T-Shirt Gun
This is the second best invention, just after Homer Jay Simpsons makeup gun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3ajfkc5TI
It starts at 0:50
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133. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Ibex with itchy bum
Natural selection at work.
Now you know, why the ones with the biggest horns are more successfull!
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134. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Dog Girl
#17 they said she was born in '83 and they stated that she was 22 the time it was filmed.
0:50 will enlighten you.
PS: Your caps lock key is broken
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135. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The Story of Bottled Water
Thanks advertising...
we spend money, which we do not have to buy stuff, which we don't need to impress people, which we don't like.
Here in austria we have good tap water and I only drink bottled water if I want carbonated water.
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136. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Monkey pulls Dog across the river
#13 hmm, maybe there are deaf people in japan too.
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137. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Awareness test!
I did't notice any changes because I was watching the maids short skirt.
Does that mean I am unaware or just horny?
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138. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Big machine
#19 They are powered by electricity...the biggest of them consume about 16.560 kW.
The motor which moves the digging buckest consumes 4x840kW
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schaufelradbagger for those who understand german
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139. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Dont park where you cut a tree...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
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140. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Intentional car crash
#19 it did not stop the crime, only record it.
Its up to the people to stop the crimes, CCTV can't do this, we have to do it ourselves!
moral and civil courage for everyone!
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141. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Soccer fans Dream come true
Hmm, they said I should not try it myself....damn I just moved my 6 hydraulic lifts in place and ordered some bungee ropes.
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142. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Cat Using an iPad
Hapyy caturday, this is your new scratching pole..aah..pad
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143. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The Regurgitator - Britain's Got Talent 2010
In normal live he sells antacids I think...
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144. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Big Spider
Another lesson learned...listen to your children...they're right most of the times.
I did not understad the part after "Daddy I told you to..." but I think she is right a second time :-)
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146. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Make Glass Invisible In Oil
Whoa, physics...Einstein would be proud! ;-)
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147. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Cop Bends
This is a good example for sensible, intelligent humor ;-)
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148. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The Atomic Cannon
#28 I don't think you want this.
It is like having a gun at home makes the probability to get shot
2.7 times higher...but with this one at home you won't get shot but nuked ;-)
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149. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Freaking Amazing Unreal Shots
#9 this has nothing to do with skill...only with persistance.
In the beginnig these kind of videos were nice...but now they tend to become boring.
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153. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Drum Machine
Imagine having this on your office desk and resting your palms for a while.
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154. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing
Who is more stoned.....the person who made this clip, or the person who approved it.
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155. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video 4 Girls act like their boyfriends
Bud light or Sex in a canoe...Both f*#?ing close to water.
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156. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video African waterman
I can do the same, but it has to be 1.5 liters of vodka not water
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157. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Hostage rescue exercise in Russia
By judging the way how calm they act, explosion of buses might happen very often in Khazakstan.
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158. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Cheeseburger in Hydrochloric Acid
Hmm, I wish mythbusters would have done this "test".
I do not think, they would have explained the digestive system but I bet they would have blown up one cheesburger at the end of the test!
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159. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Top 10 Low Pass Flyby's of All Time
But my personal Number 1 low flyby is http://www.snotr.com/video/4165
#14 yeah they are good, but I believe learning to fly over a desert or the ocan is nothing compared to the thrill flying between mountains.
patrouille swiss FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=patrouille+suisse&aq=0
#20 its Massive Attack - Angel look for it in the tubes!
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160. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Flooded meadow
Flushing meadows, u r doin it wrong!
Hmm, and it's not that far away from my place...when I'v been there, more footage will follow
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161. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The Russian Onslaught
It do not think there will be peace in the world when even the "inhabitants of snotr" can live peacefully togehter without insulting each other.
And yes, I agree someone should be able to defend himself, but there is something named "excessive force" as well.
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162. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Can I get a napkin please?
At first I was like 0:58 ....then I 1:57
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163. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Aborted Landing
When I watch videos like this, I wish snotr would have a loop button.
I think I wathched the video 10 times in a row!
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165. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Bush wipes hand on Clinton's shirt
Even if bush did wipe his hands because of his own sweat and not because he touched haitians, there must be stated that wiping his hand on _ANOTHER_ persons shirt is not something a person with good manners would do!
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166. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Where is the owner?
#(removed comment) if you do this, you will be soon someones girlfriend......in prison!
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167. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Crane Fail
With the explosion on the right side, this looks like a _HUGE_ Rube-Goldberg-Machine
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169. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video A 4x4 that delivers...
Hmm, I don't think my insurance would cover the damage if I tumble down a hill in a self-welded beast of a 4x4 with tires which would even make "Bib the Michelin Man" envious
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170. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Crash and Eddie
#13 Well, judging all the russian videos on snotr, I can't believe this.
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171. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Movies are made to be seen
hmm, every time I heard emperor I imagined http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpatine walking through the arctic ice
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172. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The Food Lift
Laziness...best inventor since creation of the wheel!
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173. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Bad toilet day
So, how was your day at work?.....shitty...literally!
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175. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Chatroulette funny piano improv
Whoa, this was the first chatroulette vid I _really_ enjoyed.
BTW, congrats to your next achievement #1
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176. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Google: don't be evil?
# one time there will be a google computer in every house...without keybord, mouse or other input hardware and they won't play television or something, but google boradcast 24/7
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177. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video High Blood Pressure
Hmm, two birds with one stone....fire extinguished and blood pressure lowered....and he can cancel his fire and health insurance. Now THATS a combo!
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178. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video First time in a vegetarian restaurant
#20 believe me, it looks better than it tastes...yes, I have tried...no, not at a restaurant....yes, when I was drunk!
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179. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Spray paint art
Yeah, its kinda nice, but it is not something I would call "art"
Its alway some kind of "space pictures" and they look all kinda "cheesy" (I don't know of this is the right translation, dict.cc told so....In german it is called "kitschig"
Artist have some kind of variation in the things they paint.
The technique is the same but the scenes differ.
From my point of view its only 20$ holiday souvenirs.
Could have been a big shell or a dried strafish as well.
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180. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door
#28 i think his optometrist hates him!
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181. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Beer launching fridge
Someone should invent the pizza launching oven then there is no reason to move any more.
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182. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Guy Driving Wrecked Car
hmm, is this the car of the previous video?
I hope the guys are driving to the junkyard.
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183. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door
#7 no....not if he intended to be on snotr!
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184. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Stinky feet
#6 ever heard of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gore-Tex in your mountain village?
but i don't understand why he does not faint...no olfactory nerves?
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185. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video The frustrated trumpet player
Hmm, looks like the trumpet has been lying there for ages...now it makes sense why grandpa left it there.
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186. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Musical Tesla Coils
#21 yeah, life is life-threatening!
But what we really have to fear ist stupidity.
Even 1 ppb can lead to millions of victims when given "weapons of mass destruction"
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188. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter
Man, what is going on in politics (not only in america)
It is not important to make better politics, it is just about discrediting the others politics.
BTW...I think all of the politicians are F...... retarded ass..... but of course this meaning is only satirical
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190. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Godly Tetris skills
damn, I did not see anything....the video flickered so hard I did not even see the tiles falling.
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192. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Ralatak
OMG, I just paused this video to get back to WORK!
Did not expect the vid to be THIS boring.
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193. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Killjoy - Dead Frog (Estonian comedy sketch)
Hmmm, estonians shure have strange looking kitchens.
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194. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Eating Giant Larva
#7 I bet you are watching lip-synced "casting" shows and mocking about Bear Grylls not being in "the wild"
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195. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Big balls trail ride
As far as I can see he has a GPS mounted on the motorcycle.
Maybe it misguided this people as so much others before :-P
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197. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Pelican attacks weatherman
Hmm, I think the pelican is a relative of this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO5ifLzLYiU&feature=fvw
Poor, hungry pelican.
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198. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Clean Your Balls..
I think I won't use it because my steely balls might get rusty.
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199. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Guy Sneaks Onto Champion Soccer Team
I have to admit, he is the Kevin Mitnick of football!
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200. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Teletransporter ambient
am I the only one, but I don't count "come here, you pirate" as an insult.
arrrr, smartly, me lass, bring me my grog!
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201. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Buttered shower floor
hmmm, how about electrifying the shower handles...or setting the bathroom door on fire.couldn't have been more dangereous.
seriously guys (and girls of course) this is far away of being funny.
i am not against pranks in general, but there have been too many buttered/oiled/iced floor, pranks so this is getting boring
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202. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Red Bull Stratosphere
#13 I would get the info if I was willing to install silverlight.
No thanks guys...you redbull ppl. lost credebility with creating a website which is coposed only of silverlight!
I hope the webdesigners don't chosse his parachute as well
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203. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Racing In Slow Motion II
#4 but this counts also for slomo racing.....did you realize the motorcycle jumps and how the driver reacts...or the formular one car which oversteered and the drivers reaction to it?
I like the video....nice, chilly made up pictues and a relaxing soundtrack...thats all you need.
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204. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Crazy Romanian truck driver
In Russ...Romaina road drives you....crazy!
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205. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video My mom said I could
#(removed comment), I think it is the english guy they have sex with who is screaming "YES!"
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206. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Look At My Horse
Hmmmm, I hear a meme knocking!
Wait, my horse has more lemonade than your horse!
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207. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Look At My Horse
Hmmmm, I hear a meme knocking!
Wait, my horse has more lemonade than your horse!
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210. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Tightrope tricks
#12 The song is from Deichkind and is called Arbeit nervt.
Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytm4XaRUuiE for the video.
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211. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Thai chewing gum
OK, Thais are not only geographically near to japanese!
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212. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Top Gear - Bugatti Veyron vs McLaren F1 (Drag Race)
#12 this is ripped off http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Veyron
The car's everyday top speed is listed at 350 km/h (220 mph). When the car reaches 220 km/h (140 mph), hydraulics lower the car until it has a ground clearance of about 9 cm (3.5 in.). At the same time, the wing and spoiler deploy. This is the "handling mode", in which the wing helps provide 3,425 newtons (770 lbf) of downforce, holding the car to the road, and helping the Bugatti Veyron perform 1.34 g forces on a 300 foot skidpad.[14]
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213. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Near hit
#13 and what is this in "real" money?
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214. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Beginner Smashes Motorcycle Into Wall
From 0 to -22000$ in 8.2 seconds.
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215. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Clutch explodes In racecar
#1 i think he can be happy that the only thing he lost, was the race.
But the driver kept very cool...I exepted from at least something that he says something like "oh, shit!"
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216. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Chinese Factory
While reading "chinese" factory I thought the product fails, not the guy
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217. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Supersport biker
#7 because the body can heal damaged structures, but i haven't seen a bike which "unwrecks" himself.
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218. Skeesicks 2 years ago on video Drifting with zero experience
#(removed comment) yeah, but now in his wheelchair!
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219. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Motorcycle accident
Helmets don't protect you from stupidness!
So in this case a helmet would not have helped him!
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220. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Mascot dancing at halftime
#1 it is voice controlled.
In the beginning they are talking about what the person inside shall do, and then it is done.
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221. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video How to ruin $250,000 worth of vodka
NO INJURIES!?!?!?!
You did not count my bleeding heart!
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222. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Robot walking like a human
Looks like they are used to these kind of Asimo fails...looks like they had this mobile wall standing around for a reason!
But really...Asimo is a aaaw-how-cute-robot....these Boston dynamics are badass (and a little bit creepy)...they would kick asimovs butt (if he would not fall over before)
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224. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Feed The World
#5 you recited it wrong..the right version is
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
give him a freshly-charged Electric Eel and chances are he won't bother you for anything ever again.
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225. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Feed The World
Let's guess which kind of drug was involved in creating this video.
You first!
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226. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Slow Mo Bullet Impacts
There are two types of people.
The ones who switch off after 30 seconds and the ones who watch the whole clip with eyes wide open and yelling FUUUUUUUCKKKKK once in a minute.
I must confess I belong to the second type
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227. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Max as Batman
I think ADHD and Batman costume dont get along together.
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229. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Pedicab operator + taxi driver fight
Man, I hate this....two men fight but instead to get some ppl. and try to seperate them they film it from every angle and do nothing.
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230. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Motorbike Vs Pole
OMG, don't you need driving lessons before riding a motorcycle?
These videos seem to show people who only know how to drive a bike.
And all this without a helmet
But the baseball cap is nearly as good as a helmet (but only if worn frontside backwards)
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231. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video A grande wedding
#2 you mean the brown one on the right side of the video?
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233. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Guy with a Bow
Yeah, feed my snotr addiction.
4 days no new videos was a hard time.
Btw. this guy reminds me of the "slingshot-guy"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ieWrWLjii0
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234. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video One Man Flash Mob
OK, obviosly he cut out the scenes where he got beaten up ;-)
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235. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Airbag in couch prank
Normally airbags are designed to save your life not to ruin it!
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236. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video How to turn around a bus on a bridge
#10 we saw this b4 on snotr!
http://www.snotr.com/video/1323
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237. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Super spray painting
Damn, it took him only 2:43 and I bet he can sell it for 30€ at least!
Thats a nice hourly wage.
I should had listened to my mommy who said FCUK I.T. (yes, computers and stuff!!) and do some art, this is wheres the big money at ;-)
And he can use a blowtorch at work...I envy him for that
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238. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video A Normal Day 2
It is no fake!
I've seen this on german TV (Pro 7 Galileo).
They visited the guys tho check if it's fake or not.
Some of the tricks took more shots to but there has been no video editing to complete the vids.
The toothbrush trick is no fake at all!
[edit]
For the german speaking guys of you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5fR_GYRD8
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239. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video TopGear - Ferrari FXX
1M$ and does not have a stereo!
Just as my 1k5€ BMW except it has 8 times more HP :-)
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240. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Reporter being owned
As far as I can see the reporter has much more guts than she has.
Seconds after he passed out he continues his interview and gives her his support (better he did so )
10 monkey heads for this guy!
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241. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Nasty pig food
Whoos, sorry for the douplepost, but I hit the reload button :-(
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242. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Nasty pig food
Hope he closed the window before....but I think he didnt
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243. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Hamster can't eat pencil
So I see, hamsters don't go for the taste, only the size.
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245. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video BMW test drive gone wrong
She is not that stupid.
It seems to me that she ruined the car BEFORE she bought it!
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246. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Duck and Cover
Hehehe
"If there is a flash, brighter than anything you've ever seen"
If you see this flash...you won't be able to see anything bright again.
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247. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Helmet camera view of motorcycle crash
#5 how do you know what a gay porn looks like?
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248. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video The Simpsons - NEW Main Title
With HD you are finally able to see what's Maggie "worth"
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249. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Can time slow down?
where can I enlist being one of the rats?
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250. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Trading in the Stone Age
Go get me some american stones...I want to try this!
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251. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Japanese Ronald McDonald
OK, one question:
Who did watch this 'till the end without fast forward?
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252. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video How to fix a TV
Hmm, looks like breaking and fixing a plasma TV actually looks the same.
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253. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video How to cheat on any test
'K, thanks for showing a new, fail-save version on how to cheat on tests.
But I bet he wont passt the english test ;-)
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254. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video NBA mascot bloopers
Thank god their costumes give them some sort of padding.
But I bet on 0:55 only "Balls of Steel" woud have helped
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256. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video 911 call
IMHO this one is a fake.
In the beginning you can hear the dialtones so the caller is recording the call.
So i think this was made up because why else should the caller record this phone call.
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257. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video The Best viral videos of 2008: A retrospective
It is "Ante Up" from "M.O.P"
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258. Skeesicks 3 years ago on video Clever chimpanzee
#2 you mean like this:
http://www.spiele-zone.de/media/DateienSpiele/spank-the-monkey.swf
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259. Skeesicks 4 years ago on video Twin tesla coils play Mario Bros theme song
Now this is NERDCORE!
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1. Skeesicks 331 days ago on video Karate Guys
Haha, I like the black ninja at 0:49
!
Hope he didnt too much practice at home