Or maybe you should stop being a wuss. Its just water.

One hundred little bugs in the code
One hundred little bugs.
Fix a bug, link the fix in,
One hundred little bugs in the code.

Well said, #11. My thoughts exactly. I'm usually not one for preachy motivational videos - they're generally just touchy-feely words strung together that amount to nothing but gibberish and nonsense... as if only the 'enlightened' person was supposed to get some higher meaning out of it.

But this one was simple, realistic & down to earth.

This is hilarious. Also, holy crap put up some better warning signs if it happens this much!!!

Arguments of the definitions of "violence" and "forcefulness" aside... this definitely is not "peaceful."

Thanks, Snotr staff for supplying all these great videos! Even after 5 years, Snotr is still the first place I go to for the best video picks. Its awesome to not have to sort through hours of garbage just to find one good video like everywhere else on the internet.

Well, if the apocalypse ever happens, and all we're left with for whatever reason is legos for building materials... its good to know that this man will be here to save us in case we need to move small plastic balls from one side of a room to the other.

Way to go grandpa!

You can't force people to be smart, I guess.

#2 - everything is unhealthy in in enough amounts. Of course you're going to get fat and sick if you drink tons of coke every day. Just use moderation! Its a treat - not a staple food.

#8 - Kristen Wiig was one the best cast members of SNL ever. She's hilarious!

But I agree there is a severe lack of good female comics. This is just a theory, but I think its because women have a hard time making themselves look bad. A large part of comedy is not taking yourself seriously.

You guys realize this is fake, right? Blondestar is not a real thing (she says "Thank you Blondestar" at the end, not "OnStar". The acting is not even that believable.

Too bad our eyes/brain don't see at a fixed frequency. You could really mess with people!

In America, its called "Redneckkery."

In Europe, its called "Culture."

I wonder if he comes up with all these ideas in prison... He must spend a lot of time in there between videos afterall

Needs more wobble bass

"Hey guys lets go video tape the police, taunt them, make them nervous, and see how close we can get to them before they hit us with rubber bullets. Then we can post it on youtube and get a bunch of people to call them pigs! Feels good man."

The other 98% are too busy not being idiots.

#19 hit the nail on the head. You don't outspend debt. Not even on the macro level.

"Deafness," by its supposedly official definition doesn't necessarily mean absolutely no sound is heard. She likely was just hard of hearing to the point of not being able to understand someone without context, body language, and/or reading lips.

So the title of the video is a bit misleading. This obviously isn't he first time she's heard anything. This is probably the first time she's heard the world as we, with typical working human ears hear it.

#1 - now you're starting to sound like them!
"Don't soil the word Trekkie with Star Wars nutters."

If he can spend that much $$$$ on ammo, he should have spent more money on cool targets! Nevertheless, way cool gun.

Haha thats awesome! Busted!

Could probably only fire those things a handful of times before they would need to be completely repaired.

He who desires peace: let him prepare for war.

You're not going to sniff your toothbrush every morning and night before you brush your teeth just to make sure nobody peed on it. You're not going to ignore a bunch of people screaming "fire!" just because you're afraid it would make you a sheeple. This vid is a bit silly and misleading - sorry, but conditioned response exists for a very good reason. While it does have a small negative side (as with virtually all things), you would literally not make it out of your house each day without it.

#21

You're only making the argument that we're not carnivores. Which is correct. I didn't say humans were carnivores. I said we were omnivores, which is quite literally and overwhelmingly accepted as fact, even by vegetarians. Do some more research, then come back before showing your ignorance.

http://www.disabled-world.com/fitness/vegetarian/omnivore-vegan.php
http://www.vrg.org/nutshell/omni.htm#omni
http://internetu.org/health/diet/research/humans_are_omnivores.html
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_humans_omnivores_or_herbivores
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/674/are-humans-meat-eaters-or-vegetarians-by-nature

I could literally post links all day, but I know you're not going to read nor understand them anyways. Eskimo/Inuit tribes are the most glaringly obvious example. If humans were NOT omnivores, they never would have been able to survive.

#19

"I think you will find that many people's are not ."

Anatomically, all humans are omnivores. Fact. That is not a choice. Their dietary choices are something else. People can choose to eat nothing but rocks and water for all anybody cares. Or eat nothing at all and starve to death. Doesn't make them any less of an omnivore.

You guys realize hunters don't hunt solely for amusement right? They hunt mainly to stabilize animal populations (e.g. so one species doesn't decimate another), and for sustenance. Its part of the hunter's code. Poachers are another matter entirely.

All this anti-hunter crap is just showing pure ignorance. We're omnivores. Animals kill other animals for a number of different reasons. As if killing animals on a farm is somehow morally superior.

You are what you... eat?

#7: its all about the gay "pride"

Well, did some reading around and found out some more information. They weren't just dancing, they were organized protesting. They also apparently knew that protesting without a permit there was illegal and yet they did it anyways.

The dancing wasn't illegal there. The protesting without a permit was. You can still dance all you want at the Jefferson Memorial.

Typical anti-American propaganda. Guaranteed the vast majority of countries in the world (including yours), have laws identical or similar to this.

#13 - Republicans? Sorry, Washington D.C. is almost completely Democrats.

I don't trust anybody who says they have no regrets. That being said, don't let them weigh you down. Life is a lesson. Learn from it and don't look back.

Good old FPSRussia. His videos are a lot of fun

#22. Yes, brainwashing. If you call an opportunity for honest work and pay (at least better than what they would have had) slavery... you have a very warped view of the world. Tell me this, if having a capitalistic job is so bad, then why don't these people always choose the alternative? You can't even see the forest for the trees. You're only looking at the negatives (and blowing them completely out of realistic proportions, I might add), and you're completely ignoring the positives.

#(removed comment) Typical extreme left-wing brain washing.

Anybody else ever watch Ghost in the Shell? In the series, which takes place in the future, video and audio could no longer be used as evidence because they were so easily manipulated and indistinguishable from reality.

I think we're quickly closing that gap, not that this video is any proof of that or anything. Just saying that's where we're headed.

Just make sure not to lick it. You'll probably get led poisoning.

Painfully fake. We're getting so many of these lately.

Germans. lol.

Studded tires ppl.

I knew it! Its babies that cause diffusion!

Hard to tell from that angle, but kinda looked like the dude in the green was trying to cut off dude in red.

Either way, what an immature move to throw a punch!

#3 - the poison is in the dose, as they say. Even water is poison in the right amount.

#11 is right. Raccoons are really cute... but they destroy homes AND ecologies. There used to be a bunch more critters where I live - frogs, chipmunks, etc. But raccoons somehow got introduced and they're taking over everything. I don't enjoy watching things get killed, but in the case of a pest like a raccoon, it has to be done.

Sad... but a pretty one-sided video.

That panda's a jerk! No way I'm buying his cheese.

Porn for PETA

I could be mistaken, but I don't think these would fool thermal vision - which is what most air-based scouts are equipped with, and how they spot things. I could only see this fooling low-tech militia or insurgents.

#19 - very well. Took me 2 seconds to google it.
http://www.reasons-for-war-with-iraq.info/whitehouse_press_release_4-12-2006.pdf

1) Saddam Hussein Violated United Nations Security Council Resolutions;
2) Patrolling The UN-Mandated No-Fly Zone, U.S. And Coalition Forces Were Regularly Attacked; 3) Saddam Hussein Brutalized Iraq's Civilian Population;
4) Saddam Hussein Supported And Harbored Terrorist Organizations;
5) Saddam Hussein Had A History Of Pursuing And Using WMD; and
6) Removing Saddam Hussein to Bring Freedom To The Heart Of The Middle East.

#16 - actually, the weapons of mass destruction thing was just ONE reason that was stated amongst dozens of others. It wasn't even the main one. The media just paraded the WMD thing, and eventually, it got the most publicity.

Also, the US does not control Iraqi oil. It is completely open on the world market. The vast majority of it ends up going to China, of all places. Even if the US DID get ALL of the oil from Iraq, it still wouldn't have made up for all the oil and $ used in the war.

Oh, and if you're actually afraid of the US invading your country, they your country must be either killing hundreds of thousands of people, or you're just completely paranoid.

Get your facts straight, then come back and try again.

#12 - yeah, the duck is just softening up the bread for easier eating. Pretty common behavior. But hey, we can still pretend, right? Its still cool to watch the duck be completely unbothered by the carp.

#1 - I doubt it was consciously preserving the offspring of an enemy species. It was most likely a mixture of curious, playful, and confused. Even so, it is still heartwarming, and absolutely fascinating to watch.

Nature never ceases to amaze.

Very cool. I'm still waiting for Lego GPS though.

I got more entertainment out of reading the title than watching the movie.

Basic anatomy, physiology, and physics... not "chi nodes" or "pressure points." Martial arts very simply (sometimes flamboyantly) exploit these for strengths and weaknesses.

Insert favorite martial art name here: "______________: THE MOST EFFICIENT MARTIAL ART IN THE WORLD."

#23 - well, it IS fake in that its not anything like real invisibility. They are basically using greenscreen technology, only with a live background being projected onto a special material (the jacket). There is very little real-world application for this beyond novelty. It takes some relatively large equipment (mostly a camera and projector) to work.

These Asian Carp are apparently a real nuisance and are taking over a lot of the waterways in the Southeast USA.

Looks like a garden snake - probably doesn't even have any real fangs. The squirrel definitely had a massive advantage here.

Mmmmmm... capacitors. I love capacitors.

#1 - Soon we'll be training rabbits to be unstoppable killing machines! With big nasty teeth!

Pretty cool that the fox decided to stick around. What an interesting planet we live on!

Ah the dilemma. So many women who think they can do or say anything they want because they feel no accountability and fear no retribution. On the other hand, so many women who are treated poorly because lack of power or courage to take action.

#12 - yes, actually they do. Colombus is focused on more, however, for a variety of reasons.

The Princess Bride swamp rats popped into my mind instantly

#7 I know, right? I think it was because video games were seen much more as just for younger kids than they are today. Even today there are many people completely oblivious to the fact that video gaming has a very wide audience age group.

Pretty sad to see people eat this stuff up like its completely accurate.

The jumping dude was definitely the best and probably only worthy part of this.

Yeah I'd eat it. The chicken bone and tendons are actually perfectly healthy to eat - maybe even "healthier" than the meat itself. Adding in herbs, flour, and breading isn't exactly going to hurt either.

I've eaten much much muuuuuch more disgusting things.

I wonder what zebra tastes like..... I'm really curious now.

Helicopters are so cool. Begone helicopter haters!

Caption - "First I'm going to start the dive by starting a backflip right into the board, and then use my neck to gracefully transition into a frontflip."

Good thing he slowed his fall a bit or he wouldn't have been walking away from that one.

That really is some impressive hardware. Human ingenuity knows little bounds!

Very cool car technology, but the future of cars?
Not until battery tech dramatically improves.

That whole game was pretty ugly... more fouls than entertaining plays.

Very very cool. The ending was so cliche though. Would have been cooler with a Star-Trek-esque ending.

We have to stop him before he breeds an army of them, or we'll have a parrot apocalypse on our hands.

We need people like this on every street corner.

Hahahah #2 - what an ignorant comment. And such a high rating. I'm ashamed of you, Snotr users. Ashamed. Rating a comment up just because its anti-US.

I wouldn't call that an enthusiast. An enthusiast would know how to properly handle one, and handle it safely.

Sorry guys. Calling fake on this one again. The intro was a dead giveaway.

Sweet & playful dog + funloving kid = win

I'm with #4. Sorry, but he's too drunk walk up to a vehicle without leaning on it, but he can run down a road in a straight line without falling? Looks like he's purposefully running like a fool for show anyways.

"Awww man, my head is in a bag again..." *relaxes*

For the short attention span - skip to 5:14

I've been to that library. There are random people sleeping everywhere around there. Seeing a guy sleeping under a fake tree wouldn't be too surprising.

Robotics are awesome! I've always wanted to take it up as a hobby but I'm too stooopid....

The more you learn, the more you learn how little you know.

#(removed comment), #10

Actually you're both right. Its water rapidly condensing, then vaporizing.

This fox seems a lot more domesticated than most - note the wagging tail, and a large amount of vocalization. Psychologically, it seems to be doing really well.

Beautiful. This is what you get with the smaller league games where the players have played with each other for ages and know eachothers' tendencies, speed, and abilities. The World Cup is great and all, but lesser league games are just so much more entertaining and creative IMO.

Pretty rudimentary common sense. Money does not equal happiness. Unfortunately, survival these days doesn't run on happiness... it usually tends to run on money.

And THAT is why people have hobbies. What one may call hard work, another may call a hobby. You have to 'un-string' the bow every once in a while to keep it in good shape. But find a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life (you lucky bastards).

P.S. Federal Reserve bank IS left wing.

For some reason, this makes me really really thirsty.

Dude reminds me of Ben Folds...

Edit: Holy crap it IS Ben Folds! Thats frickin' awesome!

Holy crap. I've done a lot of singing in my life, but I never thought something like that was possible. I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head!

Or... you could look at it this way, like I do:
Religion: why God does it
Science: how God does it

Who cares if its fake?!? This is hilarious!

What #18 said. It would cost $140,000 in other countries as well - but its paid through taxes, instead of insurance.

Not saying the system doesn't need adjustment, but come on people. Don't get all superior because the system works differently.

My dad used to work as a nurse anesthetist, and well over half the people where he worked never ended up paying anyways, insurance or not. That was money directly out of my father's pocket. Don't get all uppity talking about a system you know little or nothing about.

Midwest U.S.A. here. Everybody here drinks tapwater (or even better tasting - from the garden hose). Bottled water is a relative rarity, and is usually only purchased when tapwater is not easily accessible (i.e. long trips). The place where I live has a great recycling program and goes directly into producing local plastics.

Interesting vid and good food for thought, but part of the truth is not all of the truth.

I didn't pay attention because... it wasn't relevant? I do pay attention to cyclists/bikers while driving because they are relevant?

Other than that nitpick - a pretty cool move there.

Just when Snotr started getting better content....

Doesn't seem like it'd hold up to pebbles flying at it on the freeway at 100+ mph

Back when SNL was still good! I miss those days.

Note to self - don't wear flipflops while drunk. Should save me some trouble in the future. Thanks flipflop guy for showing me the way!

Shame. The police probably didn't see this guy until he was right on top of them and hastily judged he was threatening them. Really stupid move by the police involved to act so rashly, even IF the guy was threatening them (which he obviously wasn't). Even more of a shame they tried to cover it up.

Wow that dude is stacked!

I half expected the back two tires to pop off and the car would then take off into the sky

That's way freaking cool but... who comes up with this stuff? Seriously?!!?

Burrito night in the solar system.

Watch out for the natural predator of hot air balloons - the giant inflatable eagle!!! 0:32 Run away!!!

The ultimate clown superweapon.

Makes me want to go buy some crutches!

I should keep a couple of those in my toolbox for cutting stuff.

That's not my finger... that's a stick! Seriously though, piranhas are scary.

You just need the right size steps, the right size feet, and the right kind of shoes.

I have an undying amount of respect for Chan the Man

They really need to be stricter with all the theatrics. Sometimes its just too much.

The problem begins with how you define evil.

What on earth...?! And no, turning on your rear windshield wiper is not the proper way to apologize (@ 0:23)

There are about a thousand other things they could be making fun of (like Fienstein for example). I'm sick to death of hearing about every little move that Palin makes. Why should I care about somebody writing something on their hand - much less should it be joke material?

I'm a sucker for those fiery redheads.

What a great dead face! Made me lol right there.

Funny how people are outraged and start pointing fingers when the cops give him what looks like a light beating, but nobody is put off in the least by the guy running over a guy and putting multiple people's lives in danger. Not saying what the police did was right - just think some of you should rethink your double standard.

I would have to psych myself up a bunch before getting the balls to attempt holding something like that.

Truly amazing the things that can be done with technology in this day and age. Even as simple as this.

Female comedy - the only form of it is complaining about their boyfriend/husband.

So true. Guess this vid offended a lot of people
MacFarlane is a funny guy, but 3 shows based on the same joke template? That's stretching your comedy a bit thin. Should have just stuck to one series.

So apparently Left-Wing violence is ok? Oh, and the Nazi party was Left-Wing (socialistic, supported eugenics, wanted power to be centralized to the government, etc.), not Right-Wing, as now is popularly believed.

http://www.lawrence.edu/sorg/objectivism/socfasc.html

Oh man - GIFs are the best thing ever.

I was never a fan of cats until today!

Nice pacifier kid

Smart creatures! There is so much left we don't know about life on our very own planet.

Iceland is spot on.

Now lets see some Canadians do the 50 states!

I can assure you, it is not fake. Trains of this length are fairly common close to where I live. 5 minutes is not that long of a wait for a train around here (although they are usually shorter - just going slower).

This guy is awesome. Anybody learning a language should have the same attitude.

Seems kind of like a bit of an idiot-savant. Way to exploit him CNN. Its probably WHY he was homeschooled. Not the other way around.

Pretty sure this was set up. Her story was a little too detailed to be made up that quickly. The "husband's" reaction seemed a bit forced as well. Sure, it could have been real, and I'm usually not one to cry "fake," but my skeptic's alarm was beeping the whole time.

That girl needs to lose some weight before she kills someone!

Glad they both made it out ok!

Israelis said it best. "We don't look for bombs. We look for terrorists." Political correctness is why my 85 year old grandmother always gets patted down (true story), and nobody lays a finger on the middle eastern guy. Fear of offending someone. What a joke.

Go to hell

The perfect job for those with A.D.D. Where do I apply!!!?!/1?!

Actually djole 381 (#13), all of the oil from Iraq went on the open world market. Most of it is actually going to China.

One of the coolest freaking things I have ever seen in my life.

Yeap. I've always debated with my friends about this topic in regards to robotics. This great presentation gives the phenomenon a name. Plus, I've never really considered the same effect happening in video games and movies, but I suppose it rings true there too. Great vid!

Oh man that weedwhacker was impressive.
I bet his lips are numb by now though

Can you imagine sitting in a commercial airliner and seeing a bunch of rockets streak up from out of the clouds all around you? I'd piss my pants then jump out of the plane.

Bad kitty.

SNL just isn't what it used to be....

Well, at least the fact that the dog THINKS he is playing is hilarious! Where can I get a dog like that??!!

Way to go U.S. special forces! Job well done.

"Impressive Colbert. Very impressive." *wipes spittle off of face*

@21 : Liberals are also trying to slowly get a hold over the internet with net neutrality. First step towards government controlled internet.

Oh man, this is such a classic. Oldie, but goodie.

Unfortunately, this video doesn't do a very good job of describing the beginning. Rob walked right past his friends, who were all trying to get his attention, and he acted like he couldn't hear them. A few other people around Robs friends started to help getting his attention. It grew and grew until almost the entire stadium was chanting "Rob! Rob!"

I could care less if it was a cat - but high fps slow-mo is just so freaking cool!

Mods showing their true colors - see how the previous #2 comment was deleted? This is the true face of Liberalism. The best way to win an argument is to silence your opponent by never letting them be heard and obscuring the truth.