Comments posted by VoxT3R
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2. VoxT3R 326 days ago on video Inspirational Story of a Plane Crash
It was a nice story.. but whatever happened to those flight attendants?? 
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3. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video Men in Kitchen: How To Peel a Potato
Lets see him try that with a boiled egg!!! 
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4. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video Horse playing with a ball.
That horse has got Balls... err, I mean Ball!
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5. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video My code word for taking the dog on a walk
I have a new code word for him... 'Dick Head!'
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6. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video gravité
This is awesome... who needs a digital drum machine anyways?
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7. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video Getuppa
At #(removed comment) Stick to the cute animal vids from now on mate! lol
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8. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video Balls to face plant
All his mates congratulate him on his new set of eyeballs!
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9. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video Female Wolf Spider
I dont mind spiders.. but dayem, I'm getting an itchy feeling all over after watching this! 
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10. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video Psycho girlfriend smashes Xbox
Plus his controller has a wire but isn't plugged into the one she pwns! If your gonna fake it, at least do it in a none obvious way.. lol 
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11. Comment rated too low. Show this comment VoxT3R 2 years ago on video Gymnastics fail
Look what I can do mu... oh ballz! 
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12. Comment rated too low. Show this comment VoxT3R 2 years ago on video Arcade Chopin
Ummm, its not quite Guitar Hero is it 
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13. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video 150kg of Thermobaric Explosive vs. Car
At #3 Dude, where's your car?
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14. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video Hillarious spider mating behaviour
0:30 Sounds like hes trying to start up his love engine
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15. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video Chinese kid playing "I'm Yours"
#(removed comment) Snotr, you need to kick that Moderator patriotaus from your Moderator team as he clearly has some kind of serious "I'm a fuckin' pisspot" problem! Lets see you post a vid of you sticking a pen into your own head patriotaus then we can all have a laugh!
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16. VoxT3R 2 years ago on video What's wrong with this?
Maybe the driver didn't have time to fill it up completely at the gas station and thought, "Yeah.. I'll just finish it off when I get home!"
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17. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Air Penquins can fly!
At #7 - You could use the phrase, "...when pigs fly!" But you may end up seeing those in 'FESTO Mk II' 
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18. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video BMW Parking Fail
The driver has to be some kind of Monster Truck Driver!!!
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19. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video RoboHand
I dont care what any of you lot say.. I think this is really HANDY for him!
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20. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Bedroom
At #2 ... lol, my guess is that he would actually be paying out nickels!!! hahaha 
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21. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Road Race Fail
What a set of stupid fucking assholes! How the hell do these wankers survive through life? We need a new gameshow... 'Pop A Bullet Through An Assholes Head!"
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22. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Drive Thru Freestyle
Dayem funny shit right there... Im rolling here!!!
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23. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Cat Door
That cat seems to invite some damn wierd friends over to his house! Lets see his best friend Ethan the Elephant do that!
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27. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Pedicab operator + taxi driver fight
I think its funny that given any situation, the pickup guru seizes every opportunity to pull a girl! You can hear him at 3:45
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29. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Drinking with hair on fire
Ummmm, why? His mate should have put out the fire with a BRICK!
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30. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Insane boat acceleration
Who needs a hair dryer when you have that technique on your side!
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31. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Biggest man on earth?
I like my own way of keeping in shape!! In fact, this weeks shape is a sack of spuds!!! lol
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32. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Easy way to get her
Shes Blonde?? Now lets see that advert again, but this time realistically, where she falls over, bumps into everthing, then drops her phone under the train!!!
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33. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Magic wedding proposal
Lets hope the happy couple keep the Magicians contact details. That way they can ask him to magic up the divorce papers too!
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35. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Megaminx in 57.56 seconds
Well.. I have one of these puzzles.. and this video reinforces my problem - I am now OFFICIALLY scared shitless to mess mine up! lol 
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38. Comment rated too low. Show this comment VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Too cool for his own good
Definately staged....
In fact, if that isn't staged, I'll trip over and onto a tredmill and roll over in a rediculous manner... oh, he beat me to it!
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39. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Greater Egyptian Jerboa
Stop being a dick TitvsCaivs! This little animal has as much right as you being around. In fact, it prolly has more right of being around than you because it isn't a stuck up, ignorant pispott like you!
Get a life man and keep your pathetic opinions to yourself!
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41. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Cup stacking kid
Nice one... but I bet he couldn't put a Rowntrees Fruit Pastille in his mouth without chewing it!
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43. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Footy superstar
Lets hope hes better at getting a girlfriend! lol
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45. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Folding a T-shirt the fast way
How??? Now why the heck cant I do that? Now I wanna see her wash clothes so quick too!
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46. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Girl fails at parking, needs help from guy
If someone needed to define the term, 'Women Drivers'... this is it!
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47. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Plumbing
Hahaha... thats cool, but I wanna see them do the same thing with an elephant!
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48. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Worst pickup line ever
Yeppers... #1 is totally correct. This sux big pigs ballz big time! (try saying that when your drunk, lol! )
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49. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Time Warp - SawStop
Holy shit... that is amazing! But if anyone asks, I'm still keeping my hands in my pocket!
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50. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Awesome motorcycle stunt
At #1 - How about they try that with a unicycle...
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51. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Pedigree Super Bowl commercial
Lmfao... I'm gonna sell my pet after this...
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52. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video How a rock band chart sounds on real drums
Awesome.... now thats ROCK BAND DRUMMING!
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53. Comment rated too low. Show this comment VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Impossible?
Theres always one pisspot that thinks he knows it all! Why not just stick to your last phrase and cut the crap in future orion! Dumbass!
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54. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Pro poker player cuts fruit with cards
Very good... but I bet he can't put a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille in his mouth without chewing it!
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55. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Bladder Buddy
I need one right now cause Im about to piss myself laughing!!!
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57. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Amazing driving skill
Very good... but I bet he couldn't put a rowntrees fruit pastille in his mouth without chewing it!
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59. Comment rated too low. Show this comment VoxT3R 3 years ago on video The Man of 101 Voices
Now how can I call him a pisspot politely?
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60. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Down the stairs
#7 deffo... in fact, double that comment of yours!
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61. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Landing in Tegucigalpa, Honduras
#2 yeah... a random tosspot!
That landing was awesome!
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62. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Juggling in a cone
I think #2 has been watching to many balls and has forgotten how to speak!
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63. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video Insane dog
If your one of the above sad tards who are calling this dog is abnormal, or saying it should die, or insinuated it to be unworthy of oxygen, you ought to be kicked in the head and left to rot. This dog is someones pet after all, and if you had any decency, you would stop being such hypocritical twats and acknowledge that the dog is indeed an animal and probably has more rights to be on this earth than some of you low life half baked asshats!
Instead of saying something bad about the dog, do everyone a favour and leave your damn keyboard the hell alone!
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64. VoxT3R 3 years ago on video World fastest clapper
Very good... but I bet he can't put a Rowntrees Fruit Pastille in his mouth without chewing it!
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1. VoxT3R 324 days ago on video Street Dance in Paris
Now why wasn't this guy on Britains Got Talent??