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2. Woll 2 years ago on video Slow motion popping popcorn
Salted popcorn makes me want a drink....
THIRST!
- oh, wait a SECOND
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3. Woll 3 years ago on video Fashion show accident
She looks like she has to avoid walking over drains to avoid falling down a gap, so how she missed that mother of a hole is beyond me
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4. Woll 3 years ago on video Barack Obama's consistent smile
Sorry, but that expression suggests some unwanted chaffing in some tender area or other; which no amount of top level meetings and hand shakes is gonna get rid of.
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5. Woll 3 years ago on video Street performer
Why bother to confirm you've wiped enough by checking the toilet paper, when you can go right ahead and look up your arse?
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6. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Super Clean Glass Prank
Brilliant.
Right up there with tripping on a banana skin, and putting a pie in someone's face...
- anyone know the symbol for 'said in complete sarcasm'?
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7. Woll 3 years ago on video Terrible accident in the Netherlands
Police in high vis with lights or not - parking across the middle of a motorway lane with a row of traffic speeding towards you, then sitting there expecting no problems what so ever is sort of asking for it
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8. Woll 3 years ago on video Weaponized RC plane
#4 - yeah, like calling it a drone, putting real bombs on it and flying it round places like Afganistan ... oh, wait
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9. Woll 3 years ago on video Weaponized RC plane
I only liked this clip cos it reminded me of the song 'Sonne' by Rammstein (playing in the background) - the music video for which features a sadistic gold addicted Snow White, who likes to put her dwarves over her kneed and give them a good bare arse slapping - hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHlA3fmJG0
- So I'm giving it a monkey head just for that 
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11. Woll 3 years ago on video How to turn around a bus on a bridge
God watching that was like watching that scene in the first Austin Powers movie where he does a 100 point turn in that little truck in an alley.
Except this wasn't funny.
Or entertaining.
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12. Woll 3 years ago on video Lego Arcade
It's the sound effects that bring back the memories as much as the visual stuff.
Back in the day, Spy Hunter was my favorite
- would have been a bit of a ball ache to simulate that with Lego though.
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13. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Parkour Kids!
'SNOT R-eally worth posting / watching.
I want that 1 min 41 sec of my life back.
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14. Woll 3 years ago on video NBA - The Soul of the Game
#(removed comment) - that's right.
That's why basket ball is so big in every country around the world, and international competitions such as the World Cup draw such massive viewing figures and...
Oh, hang on a minute. That's football isn't it.
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15. Woll 3 years ago on video Living with First-Person Shooter Disease
Was it the general theme of my last comment, or do people have something against any of the aforementioned items?
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16. Woll 3 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
The attraction ride safety officer stated that he was perfectly safe.
You can see that the jowl straps were tightened to a level which prevented submarining out of the seat, and any subsequent fall/injury.
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17. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Living with First-Person Shooter Disease
Bedroom level -
Select rampant rabbit? Love eggs? Or Butt plug?
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18. Woll 3 years ago on video Hang on tight!!
Amazing the difference in reaction it elicits when the 16 stone of water isn't in the shape of a fat american cop outside a Seattle Cinema.
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19. Woll 3 years ago on video Three Atheists
'stuped scums'
- No #32 - I do not think you can
(spell that is)
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20. Woll 3 years ago on video Vengeful driver
The ambulance was requested on the off chance that a defibrillator was required, following the officer strolling back over and sticking 20000V through the old boy with his Taser. God bless law enforcement officers.
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21. Woll 3 years ago on video Don't Be Dirty Quiz
Personally, I would have buzzed the presenter as soon as he said the words - Hard Wood.
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23. Woll 3 years ago on video How catnip gets cats high
A girl I used to know said that she sprinkled Cat Nip all over the kitchen floor on afternoon when she was bored.
When the cat came in it went fecking bonkers.
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24. Woll 3 years ago on video BeatBoxer
He starts squeezing that kitten on his lap at 1:31 which is just cruel. Apart from that, it's the dogs bollocks.
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25. Woll 3 years ago on video Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009
A woman told a friend of mine that her 18 year old son was taking part in some 'Cheese related event in Gloucestershire' that weekend. He then e-mailed her a Youtube link showing her what it was all about, and strangely enough she was completely mortified.
Oh and that 'Grab the cheese!' yell has got to be the winner of the most obvious and unnecessary statement award 2009. Hilarious.
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27. Woll 3 years ago on video Rock Balancing Art
Of course the combination of a seaside resort, some alcohol and an attractive woman is my preferred method of getting my rocks off - but this is still good.
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28. Woll 3 years ago on video Driving a golden BMW in Russia
Skills indeed. The way he manages to pass through so much traffic to give the maximum amount of people a good view of how much of a complete tool he is is very impressive.
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29. Woll 3 years ago on video Bike trap
Good comment #5 - I would have missed that that the guy went head first into the water if you hadn't pointed that out. Brilliant.
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30. Woll 3 years ago on video Did You Know?
Actually - if someone gave you oral whilst you were sat at a desk - would it qualify as a desk-job?
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31. Woll 3 years ago on video Family Guy - Peter speaking Italian
Yep, there are loads of better ones.
e.g. Stewie on discussing the prospect of Brian sleeping with Louise:
"Look Brian as your friend I should tell you that vagina is ground zero man. I mean I wrecked that thing on the way out and just to be a jerk I carved "Brooks was here" on the wall, course with Chris going before me I pretty much walked out of there . Didn't have to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled"
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32. Woll 3 years ago on video SIGNS
Was half expecting a bus to hit him at the end -
perhaps cos he didn't see a sign saying 'look right'.
> Public information film and comedy in one.
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33. Woll 3 years ago on video Craig Ferguson - A Musical Genius?
Hilarious.
The canned laughter just didn't stop.
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34. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Porsche Magnet
There's also the real reason that 'it's 'cos he has a tiny penis', but I'm guessing that that got binned by Porche marketing people quite early on.
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35. Woll 3 years ago on video Really crazy acrobatics
When someone told me to check out the quality head of some South East Asian, this wasn't what I was expecting.
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36. Woll 3 years ago on video I'm On A Boat
Think you're right #4, the lyrics:
Don’t tell my friends or I’ll say you’re a slut
Plus it’s your fault you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, someone said it’s a plus
Now I’ll go home and change.
- are classic.
Still, anyone taking the piss out of all the big 'I am's giving it big arms on big boats gets my vote everytime.
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37. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Cat in bag
U G L Y, that cat aint got no alibi
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38. Woll 3 years ago on video Bad Cheetah
I don't dare say the slogan at the end out loud, after it was taken completely out of context once; and I got attached by half a dozoen crazy bearded men.
That's the last time I drink Mountain Dew in a Synagogue
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39. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Acupuncture hurts
Poor guy's never felt such a prick so many times in his life.
Speaking of pricks, I see George Bush has chosen the logo for Google's homepage today.
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40. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Glad I don't smoke
This is exactly why Ted Bundy gave up smoking.
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41. Woll 3 years ago on video Utter golf club fail
#12 Ladies can just wear a skirt and squat over the hole whilst pretending to assess the 'lie of the green' for their next putt.
The flag may or may not be removed depending on how accommodating they are.
- That reminds me about the one about the prostitute and the paramedic...
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42. Woll 3 years ago on video Sesame Street explains the Madoff scandal
I only laughed because it reminded me of this classic clip, which is definately worth enjoying again
http://www.snotr.com/video/1398
Cookie monster at his best at 36 secs. "F*********ck".
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43. Woll 3 years ago on video Utter golf club fail
If this thing took off, I'd be tempted to slip a load of Viagras in the drinks at the clubhouse and see how many old codgers turn up at the local ER with golf clubs stuck to their dicks.
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44. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Double headed turtle
No, but I've wrestled a one eyed spittings snake.
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45. Woll 3 years ago on video Bear vs. Trampoline
I feel sorry for the guy who lives in the house in the background, who looked out of his window at the wrong moment and is now convinced that occasionally it rains bears in Montana.
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46. Woll 3 years ago on video Double headed turtle
Does this one need a pair boots if it's feeling horny?
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47. Woll 3 years ago on video Turtle gets a little lost
Teenage Boot-Fucking Ninja Turtles!
Perverts in a Half Shell
TURTLE POWER!
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48. Woll 3 years ago on video Funny face yoga
0:27 - Eeeeeeewww, he told me he wouldn't cum in my mouth again!
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49. Woll 3 years ago on video Loewe sound
#2 - I think I'd up the treble and lower the bass.
Unless you've got a thing for loads on fat blokes on your Adult film preference.
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50. Woll 3 years ago on video Cheese
Cheese - you got that right.
Alternative descriptions could have included-
Shite
Cack
Pants
I could go on
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51. Woll 3 years ago on video Fat cat gets stuck
Don't laugh, it's her glands
(too many gland sandwiches)
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52. Woll 3 years ago on video Anna Kournikova's new tennis shoes
Just imagining if some of the fat munters that you see every day on the street bought some of these.
Eeewwww - I'd be blind within a week.
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53. Woll 3 years ago on video Dad doesn't understand :)
So the kid points at cows,
at a picture of a glass of milk,
at a newspaper headline reading 'They increase the exports of milk',
at a bra - holder of those globes of joy that provide - milk, and the ad is for..... Mothers day.
Ermmm....
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54. Woll 3 years ago on video Blind date
He's drinking an Alcho-pop,
I'm not suprised Brad thought he was gay.
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55. Woll 3 years ago on video The invention of the wheel
I'm more amazed that they perfected blow moulding Polyethylene Terephthalate bottles for water, before they got round to inventing the wheel.
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56. Woll 3 years ago on video Excessive Celebration Fail
The end would have been more impressive if the guy in red had kneed Mr dancing freak in the nuts as he booms at the end.
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57. Woll 3 years ago on video Interesting bridge
Please tell me that I'm not the only one that thinks the first half of the clip looks like a bridge getting a hard-on.
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58. Woll 3 years ago on video Baby porcupine eats some banana and has hiccups!
Not only has he got the hiccups, but the poor thing also goes to the same hairdresser as Don King.
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59. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video AXE - The pickup
So that brings us onto todays Pop-poll-
Who secretly wants to boff their sister?
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60. Woll 3 years ago on video What you shouldn't eat on a date
Trying to work out which is worse.
Starting two World Wars, or producing this pile of crap.
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61. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Human dominoes
They did a similar thing in Londons Gay Pride march a couple of years ago.
Biggest bum chain I've ever seen in my life.
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62. Woll 3 years ago on video Kid on drugs...
So Daddy's just spent your New bike piggy bank savings on giving you a smile that consists of one tooth.
Just how does that make you feel?
... 0:56
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63. Woll 3 years ago on video Fuck: Edward Norton
Well,
That's my lunchtime brightened up no end.
Cheers Edward.
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64. Woll 3 years ago on video Unbreakable skateboarder
I think the fact that even the skateboard realised the whole thing wasn't a good idea at 0:18 says something about his apparent 'determination'.
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65. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video The Simpsons - NEW Main Title
Hans Moleman has a Scrotum for a head.
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66. Woll 3 years ago on video 2 years old Tiger Woods
Apparently there's also an ultrasound scan of him doing his first putt.
Don't ask me how they got the putter and ball up there though.
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67. Woll 3 years ago on video Transparent display
Ohhhh - GPS head-up-display. Yeah, that makes sense.
Not saying that having a flexible Japanese hotty in front of me during my drive to work wouldn't be nice, but it would cause no end of carnage on the road.
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69. Woll 3 years ago on video Man-Powered Ferris Wheel
They also have some fat blokes on standby for when the people on the ride scream that they want to go faster.
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71. Woll 3 years ago on video Top 10 Aussie beer commercials
1:01
There's something disturbing and just a little bit pervy about a disembodies tongue roaming around on its own business.
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72. Woll 3 years ago on video Trading in the Stone Age
Things I've learnt today:
Traders are Pimps.
Trade in Stoneage English is 'Ca-ca'.
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73. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Great self-defence strategy
#4 - Are you saying this has been you when you've woken up in the morning?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mESBqsmx0NU&feature=PlayList&p=800DB62387A9A65B&playnext=1&index=25
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74. Woll 3 years ago on video Disappearing plant
#5 - You mean EVOLUTION is great.
(Happy Birthday Darwin)
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75. Woll 3 years ago on video A beautiful morning...
Now do you see why breakfast is the most important meal of the day?
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76. Woll 3 years ago on video Disappearing plant
That extreme reaction to trying to put your hands on some bush reminded me of past adolescent days chasing girls.
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77. Woll 3 years ago on video The Global Trip: Erik Gets Shot In Colombia
Think I'd rather get shot than be seen wearing that jacket.
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78. Woll 3 years ago on video Sony Releases New Shit
Best example of it's funny 'cos it's true. Ever.
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79. Woll 3 years ago on video Collegehumor - Bug
I'll save you 2 minutes of your life you'll otherwise never get back.
The funniest bit is here 0:03.
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81. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Jumping fox on trampoline
#1 - Learn to lighten up and laugh?
I was taking the piss.
Note to self, black humour and sarcasm on Snotr will get you negative ratings.
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82. Woll 3 years ago on video Near train misses
#12 - Barriers on a level crossing an 'overbearing Safety precaution?' !
Wow. Now that you mention it, think of all the time and money wasted on all that other junk like seat belts, smoke alarms, barriers on motorway central reservations, railings on staircases, doors on lifts, crash helmets and all the other junk that we could all do without.
Nice one.
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83. Woll 3 years ago on video Jesus Christ Lizard
They soooooo wouldn't have taken Jesus seriously if that's what he looked like when he walked on water.
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84. Woll 3 years ago on video Near train misses
So close to winning the Darwin Awards. Fucking morons.
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85. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Sleepy cat
Sorry, but that is not a cute cat.
In fact, it looks pretty smug - like it wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire - unless of course you were about to feed it or buy it a new couch.
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86. Woll 3 years ago on video Cupcake dog
#10 - well spotted. She's actually got a remote control device that's attached to the dog. It reaches full pressure on the dogs nads at 0:08.
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87. Woll 3 years ago on video Speed riding the Eiger
#13 - I'm with you. While it looks impressive, it would take more balls to do it just on skis. Everytime some rocks appear - oop, think I'll just pull on the chute and, oh, yep - just glide over them.
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89. Woll 3 years ago on video There's no cure for 'stupid'
And again.
Another twat in a BMW.
(Not doing much for the stereotype these clips).
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93. Woll 3 years ago on video Parkour fail
#3 - Yeah, unfortunate that he doesn't know the meaning of the word brittle.
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94. Woll 3 years ago on video Big mouthed woman
0:36 - I CAN'T understand how she's still single.
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95. Woll 3 years ago on video Tree trimming helicopter
So, helicopter probably in trouble, coming down for an emergency landing, probably damaged by hitting a tree, may be a chance something could fly off given that they're whizzing round at 2-300rpm - think I'll stand right.. about... here 0:52.
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96. Woll 3 years ago on video Funny McDonalds ad
She did get the last laugh after she told him he'd just chugged down a burger made of non-Halal meat.
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98. Woll 3 years ago on video How to clean your dorm room in thirty seconds
Handjobs from 50ft away - Awesome!
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99. Woll 3 years ago on video Best pickup line ever
She'd give him A number -
probably reads 555-FUCK OFF LOSER on the text on the phone keys.
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100. Woll 3 years ago on video Eyebrows raising
About as much as a Gorilla playing the drums to In the Air Tonight has to do with chocolate.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DBwnKQEJkiM
Who cares? Bizarre adverts are great.
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101. Woll 3 years ago on video Japanese sushi etiquette
Yes, I'm sure that all of the Pandas that make it to the sushi bar are indeed honoured that they have been chosen for such a great and privileged final calling.
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102. Woll 3 years ago on video Japanese sushi etiquette
OMG, it keeps getting better-
5:45 - Panda, Squirrel, Deer, Turtle...
5:57 - Weasel, Lizard...
Remember, as you enjoy your 'wide variety of protected species' - you can wash down that stubborn piece of panda down with a nice cup of Agari at the end of the meal.
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103. Woll 3 years ago on video Japanese sushi etiquette
4:50 - Wipe board... wipe FACE.... wipe knife...
- why have I not been eating at more Sushi-bars? Oh I remember-
BECAUSE THE SUSHI OFTEN TASTES OF AFTERSHAVE, AND EVEN IF IT IS RANK I HAVE TO TELL THE 'TAISHO' IT'S DELICIOUS!!!
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104. Woll 3 years ago on video Japanese sushi etiquette
'Are you open'?
'Yes we are, but the last person in your party pushed open the flap at an angle of 50 degrees; and as a result, the head chef is going to have to spit on your sushi. Enjoy your meal.'
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105. Woll 3 years ago on video Got muscle?
It's funny how you see your everyday Jo in the park doing this and you're like WOW; yet when you catch a gymnast doing their thing on TV -for whome all of the above would be a piece of cake- you're like, oh that's good, what else is on?
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106. Woll 3 years ago on video 911 call
He's not funny - he's just annoying.
If there was a real call anything like that, I'd hope the operator would just hang up on him and let him and his civil house burn to the ground.
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107. Woll 3 years ago on video Begging cat
Someone give it it's fly fishing rod back so it can practice casting without looking like such a dick
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108. Woll 3 years ago on video Fastest gunman ever?
Shortly after Bob's other world record for the most Smug look on Earth - 2:00, I couldn't believe my eyes when I spotted Osama Binladen sporting the crappiest Abe Linkin disguise ever on the left of that group of onlookers.
Still, it's the last place you'd look for him.
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109. Woll 3 years ago on video Petter Solberg owned
0:34 - Chase your dignity Petter. Look - there it goes...
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110. Woll 3 years ago on video Best goal celebrations
1:35 - Robbie Fowler you naughty boy.
He got such a bollocking for that one, but appartently they did paint the lines using high grade cocaine at that particular football ground.
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111. Woll 3 years ago on video Pro poker player cuts fruit with cards
#8 you're right.
Fortunately they didn't show the out-take where he embeds a card into one of the two smaller melons in that shot.
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112. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Nike: Take It To The Next Level
You cannot train too hard.
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113. Woll 3 years ago on video Drink pepsi ;)
#2 - Is that 'cos you don't like Pepsi,
or because you're gay already? 
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114. Woll 3 years ago on video Realistic computer effect
Now it's time for your prostate exam Mr Jones.
You may feel a little discomfort 0:12
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115. Woll 3 years ago on video Master Prankers
Master Prankers - Cockney rhyming slang, derived from Merchant Bankers.
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117. Woll 3 years ago on video Things That Go Bump in the Night
#10 - I agree. Judging by the noise level, the frequency of the bangs and the position at which they are centred on the wall (1:47) - it would appear that Daddy is in fact taking a running jump (possibly off a trampette), and Mummy is strapped against the wall somehow.
Another one solved, fine work Gentlemen.
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118. Woll 3 years ago on video Things That Go Bump in the Night
Am I the only one that thinks that a bang every 2-3 seconds is just a little bit slow?
Dad is either Asmatic or hung like an elephant!
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119. Woll 3 years ago on video Rocky VII
#5 - The Newsreader sounds especially rough considering what she looks like - 2:00.
I bet you still would though.
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120. Woll 3 years ago on video Insane dog
Yeah everyone! Leave Spak-dog alone.
LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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121. Woll 3 years ago on video Insane dog part 2
I can't stop playing and laughing at this,
2009 monkey heads
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122. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Fat Woman Falls
It keeps getting funnier everytime I see it.
Up there with http://www.snotr.com/video/1858 for when I need a laugh...
I think I've got a bit of a sadistic streak.
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123. Woll 3 years ago on video Love Hurts
Still, I'd rather get hit by one of them arrows than have the fat heffer lump roll down that hill over me.
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124. Woll 3 years ago on video Baybe cake
That cake'll be more than happy to sit next to the oversize pair of tits cake in my fridge.
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125. Woll 3 years ago on video Insane dog part 2
This is all the funnier cos Bruce Almighty was on TV over Christmas in the UK.
Definitely in my top 5 dubbed clips of all time.
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128. Woll 3 years ago on video New Japanese show: stacking food on animals
They did a similar experiment stacking chocolate cakes on Oprah.
I'm sure they got at least one on.
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129. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Parkour master
Yes, I'm sure even a master makes mistakes...
still waiting to see one somewhere on this clip.
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131. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Huge bomb detonated underneath lake
I think I can just make out bambi's ass
http://www.snotr.com/video/1991
- in front of the primary explosion near the left.
That then triggers the 1,000,000 Mentos to drop into their respective bottles.
Yep. Got that one figured.
Next.
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132. Woll 3 years ago on video Mythbusters Christmas special
er... yeah, ok - Happy Christmas skudtz.
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133. Woll 3 years ago on video Jeff meets a beautiful girl
'What was wrong with it?'
'It was rubbish'
Fecking hilarious
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134. Woll 3 years ago on video Harry Potter movie mistakes
Yeah, well you wanna see the out takes from
Hairy botter and the Philosopher's Bone -
There's this one bit, just before Hairy's money shot...
er, actually - never mind.
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135. Woll 3 years ago on video Guy fails at jumping through basketball hoop
#2 - are you suggesting his brain is his bollocks?
- you're probably right then.
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136. Woll 3 years ago on video Another football accident
0:18
Just so you can enjoy it again, and again...
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137. Woll 3 years ago on video Knocked out by a speargun
Why do we take pleasure in other peoples misfortunes?
My Monday morning at work is now just a little bit brighter.
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138. Woll 3 years ago on video Football is for girls
Listen, football is nothing like...
OK - yeah, that's pretty accurate a lot of the time. 
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140. Woll 3 years ago on video Broccoli Kitten LOVES Broccoli!
#13 - 'Definitely destined to do great things'?
Are you thinking it will win the Pulitzer prize, climb Everest or do something really great?
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141. Woll 3 years ago on video Human Slinky (2)
I saw a similar version of this in an adult club in Amsterdam -
of course this one also had a 10ft extendable penis.
Apparently they're thinking of getting him in for next years Superbowl break.
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142. Woll 3 years ago on video Freestyle ski <3
Funny how the clips pre and post 4:40 make you feel good,
but in completely different ways.
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143. Woll 3 years ago on video Human suit
Sorry, but I couldn't take anyone who turned up to work in a powder blue suit seriously
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144. Woll 3 years ago on video Go around twice if you're happy
Brilliant.
(But it should have been posted on a Monday morning)
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145. Woll 3 years ago on video Funny bloopers
Best audition for the job of Jack in the box - ever - 2:22
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146. Woll 3 years ago on video Baby evil genius laugh
This is what happens when Satan and a penguin have a child.
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147. Woll 3 years ago on video Quitting is not an option
#10 'i totally agree with the sock and awe thing'
What's there to agree with?
I wasn't making a political statement, I just put in a link to a game where you try to hit bush with a shoe as many times as possible in a set time.
- lighten up bub. It's Christmas.
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148. Woll 3 years ago on video High speed train: 575 km/h
15# -Sorry, I was getting you mixed up with Dr Zoidberg.
Whoop whoop.
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149. Woll 3 years ago on video Quitting is not an option
Speaking of symbols of America, check this out -
http://www.sockandawe.com/
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150. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video High speed train: 575 km/h
#12 - When you make an anouncement to your passengers, do you end it with
"Waaooooooooooooo -woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo" ?
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151. Woll 3 years ago on video The Chase
#5 - It's a British pair called Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, probably from their series 'Alas it's Smith and Jones' - pretty old 80s show.
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152. Woll 3 years ago on video High speed train: 575 km/h
I heard it's actually a French troop carrier designed to ferry personnel as far a way from the front line as quickly as possible.
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153. Woll 3 years ago on video Let it out with a big GRRR!
Just noticed that Thumper looks like he's squeezing a big prickly one out himself on that thumbnail
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154. Woll 3 years ago on video Quitting is not an option
#5 - that would explain why it was in the lake in the first place. Probably been flying round with that thing stuck on its talon for days, before falling exhausted into the lake, before thinking -
"bollocks, I'm an eagle, not a penguin, wtf am I gonna do now. Oh I know, I'll swim for it..."
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155. Woll 3 years ago on video Compilation of stupid people
1:22 - I've done that.
Those contraptions are possessed I tell you.
POSSESSED!
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156. Woll 3 years ago on video Compilation of awesome tricks
This clip is definitely in the right category. Awesome.
Also - Having been hit in the face by a water balloon and added 5 to 545 to make 550, it's nice to know that I too can count myself amongst the best of the best. 
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157. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video Special Forces
Special Foreskins more like.
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159. Woll 3 years ago on video Let it out with a big GRRR!
Oh my God. Bambi just shat himself inside out
's gotta hurt.
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160. Woll 3 years ago on video The boy with the incredible brain
Apparently it was his second attempt at reciting pi.
Half way through the first, he paused, smacked his head down on to the table and yelled
'Fuckit - I just lost the game!!!' 
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161. Woll 3 years ago on video Extremely weird dancing
I and everyone on here has looked as much of a tit on the dance floor at one time or another.
(And definately looked more of a tit at home in front of the mirror in their pants -
you know who you are)
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162. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Woll 3 years ago on video You Gotta Do The Cooking By The Book
Yep. 1:5 - best bit by far Mutherhubbad.
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163. Woll 3 years ago on video Redneck fun
They should make the 'Redneck games' an international event - get the Chavs from the UK involved. It could be huge.
What would you call it though?
The Olympikeys?
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164. Woll 3 years ago on video Amazingly flying helicopter
Yet again, someone gets their big chopper out, and everyone can't help but be impressed 
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165. Woll 3 years ago on video Clever chimpanzee
Actually, I made that up...
the trial was on negative reinforcement.
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166. Woll 3 years ago on video Clever chimpanzee
This was actually a trial in aversion therapy.
Any repeated errors, and the Lab assistant was ordered to spank the monkey.
As you can see, the monkey can now count
(however the Lab assistant is now blind)
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167. Woll 3 years ago on video Chicken head tracking
"So that covers head stabilization...now watch what happens when I shove my finger up its ass" - 1:38
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168. Woll 3 years ago on video Human pixels
Check out the Giant sperm that turns into a flower at 1:12!
Do anyone elses do that or just mine?
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1. Woll 2 years ago on video Static Dog
That reminds me, I must clean the toilet.