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3. Zebedee 79 days ago on video Guy Spills Beer Over Angela Merkel
#7 #15 As opposed to doing what? Creating a massive scene? I'm not sure how much respect politicians deserve for not freaking out on a waiter on front of the cameras.
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4. Zebedee 79 days ago on video Annoying Devil - Balls Of Steel
#6 According to the statement you posted, the subjects were not in on the joke. They were informed afterwards (obviously) and the pranks had to meet health and safety standards (obviously).
Good enough for me.
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5. Zebedee 79 days ago on video Black Diamond Jet Team Teaser
"WARNING The following contains formation and aerobatic flight conducted by trained professionals"
Good job they put the warning in as I sooo would've jumped in my Mig-17 and tried this myself.
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6. Zebedee 87 days ago on video Frozen Canal Crossing Fail
Nearly a shoe-in for the Darwin Award.
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7. Zebedee 90 days ago on video The Microwave experiment
#14 Ah, I see. Thanks for eggsplaining the sizzle, Sizzlik.
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9. Zebedee 104 days ago on video The Microwave experiment
#1 When would you be inside a microwave holding an egg?
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10. Zebedee 104 days ago on video The Simpsons Theme (Vocal Cover)
#6 Perhaps he should grow up like us and just watch videos instead of trying to create something...
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11. Zebedee 104 days ago on video Awesome way to order your fast food at the drive-thru
Yep, lovely. But cherry limeade and cheesecake bites? Are all the chefs in America children?
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12. Zebedee 111 days ago on video Tax Dollars At War
It's okay everyone, America is on the way down. Yes, she'll throw her toys out of the pram as she loses power (which will probably be dangerous), but she's doomed to fall. All hail the next awful superpower?
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13. Zebedee 122 days ago on video Why People Believe Strange Things
#9 New discoveries come from our imagination!
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14. Zebedee 126 days ago on video Incredible Illusions & Science! (2011 Compilation)
#3 Dexter's right. Snotr should only feature original content or it risks becoming nothing more than the ultimate place for great videos.
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16. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 146 days ago on video Super Mario
This guy needs to grow up.
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17. Zebedee 168 days ago on video People Are Awesome (Don's Version)
#12 I can do that without a parachute. But then I can't climb very high.
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18. Zebedee 184 days ago on video Sportsmanship
Didn't America also do this with the presidency in 2000?
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19. Zebedee 225 days ago on video Charlie Chaplin final speech in "The Great Dictator"
#3 Not gone into politics or banking.
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22. Zebedee 247 days ago on video Iraqi Orphan With No Hands Wows X Factor Australia Judges
Best bit: 04:38
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24. Zebedee 266 days ago on video Danny Macaskill - Industrial Revolutions
He made another brilliant video not so long ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw
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25. Zebedee 274 days ago on video Massively Miscalculated Jump!
The irony here is that they survived, but 8 people actually died in the crush to see them dead.
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26. Zebedee 274 days ago on video The demise of guys?
#7 You're right in that those 3 traits were evolutionary beneficial. Now, however, they're not. Which is why the best thing we could do for the future of our species and our world is to abdicate power to women. Women would do much better at running this place. That should be obvious to all but chauvinists.
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27. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 276 days ago on video Monkey feeding baby tiger
Monkey forced to feed baby tiger.
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28. Zebedee 280 days ago on video Good cop.. good cop
#17 So you don't want less people to die because that would mean less animals dying too?
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29. Zebedee 280 days ago on video "The plan "
#1 There are certainly conspiracies and much truth we don't know. But don't get sucked in by weird sites written by people so "worried" (read: excited) by conspiracy and so desperate to believe they're the ones with open eyes that their thoughts become irrelevant.
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30. Zebedee 280 days ago on video Stunt Biker Police Escape
I was hoping he jumped the car or something. Anticlimax.
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31. Zebedee 280 days ago on video Good cop.. good cop
#14 Of course, if a good guy has gun he can maybe stop a bad guy with a gun. But if there are less guns, there are less people shot with guns. And not just less bad people shot with guns, but less good people shot with guns too. Is that not better?
I use 'good' and 'bad' in the absolutist sense as I'm crudely guessing that works for you.
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35. Zebedee 291 days ago on video Tribe Meets White Man for the First Time
This is amazing viewing but depressing that I'm seeing so much innocence lost, just like that. I hope their revelation turned out to be a positive experience but I'd bet it didn't.
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36. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 301 days ago on video Super-water-repellent fabric used for a logo
The narrator sounds like a bag of laughs...
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38. Zebedee 313 days ago on video clever animals compilation
This would have been so much easier to watch without the narrator and canned laughter.
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39. Zebedee 317 days ago on video A hawk attacke a cockatoo at a bird show
#11 Not to mention the 3D reconstruction, orgy of zoom and 8 replays. Overkill!
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40. Zebedee 326 days ago on video Korea's got talent
At face value, it's a very moving story and good luck to him. But it is possible for us to be entertained and moved without being manipulated.
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41. Zebedee 354 days ago on video Domestic violence
The media scare us with statistics of gun and knife crime when the reality is a woman is many times more likely to be killed by their own partner. On average in the UK, a woman is killed every few days by someone they love. How depressing.
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42. Zebedee 354 days ago on video Freddy Lockhart - Talking Dogs
#8 and #11 - you're both right. It all depends.
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43. Zebedee 354 days ago on video Zidane Destroys A Young Goalkeeper
Sublime player. Winning goal in the 2002 Champions League final: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crDzasp1-60
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44. Zebedee 1 year ago on video guy gets a little too close to a shark..
I'll tell you what he was thinking, he was thinking about the TV camera.
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46. Zebedee 1 year ago on video stop smoking
I was told that this is where to come if you want a high comment rating.
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47. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Muay Thai Fail
Love his line at the end:
"Anyway... you can see what happened to the wood."
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49. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Rollable OLED screen
I've seen the future. And we'll all still be watching TV.
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51. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Godly Tetris skills
However good at Tetris you are, to be able to play that quick AND blind (at the end over the credits) you must be both savant and ninja.
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56. Zebedee 2 years ago on video My Heart Will Go On performed on flute
'Excellent flute cover' is an oxymoron.
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57. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Wax Museum Scare Prank
They still went with the canned laughter, despite the fainting.
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58. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 2 years ago on video We got that B-roll!!
Joke twice as long as it should've been. I suppose I should be glad there was no canned laughter.
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59. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Is Mom Santa?
#11 'Pedo' means 'ground' (greek). 'Ped' means 'child' (greek) or 'foot' (latin).
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60. Zebedee 2 years ago on video How to Catch Thiefs
#11 Noone that awesome would hang out in the comments of a viral video website.
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61. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Taylor Momsen escapes paparazzi
Thanks to those of you pointing out that this is fake. I actually thought a celebrity escaped the paps by free-running. I was just about to head out to the Nike store as well. You saved me money.
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62. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 2 years ago on video Boemerang fake TV show
not a funny enough idea to last the whole sketch. a bit lame actually.
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66. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Handjob
How obvious is this joke? For their next hilarious video they should market a new hairdryer called the 'Blowjob'. It blow-drys your hair, but wait... also has a name which lends itself to double entendre. Lame.
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67. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Slow motion popping popcorn
#12 Yeah me too. And I thought this was kind of an anti-climax. Slo-mo corn popping is just not that inspiring.
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68. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 2 years ago on video Christmas tree thief
There's nothing funny about sexual assault. This is really sad.
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70. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 2 years ago on video Christmas cement truck
#9 -1 for having a boring name like 'dan'.
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71. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Rally Crash
The camerman was also lucky to be filming the photographer at the time. Why would you do that?
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72. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Quick Job
Could the producers of this program be any more in awe of the robbers? Wow, they were amazing enough to smash a window and steal stuff quickly.
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73. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Extreme christian view of Pokemon
#41 I hope you didn't post that link in response to me #40. Because I will capture your pocket monster.
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74. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Extreme christian view of Pokemon
The worst thing about this is that by the time Pokemon came along, there's no way that congregation should have been dressed the way they were.
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75. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 2 years ago on video Rear-ender
What an awesome video! Is there an uncut version?
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76. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Amazing optical illusions
I recently bought a box of greeting cards with this effect triggered as you open and close the card. You can also get them online:
http://www.amazon.com/Gallop-Cards-Scanimation-Rufus-Butler/dp/0761152393
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77. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Beyonce - Single Ladies Parody
It seems that most people love this. Well I just don't get it. What, guys in heels and leotards? Is that the crux of the joke? Is this funny because celebrities are involved? Humour can be so much better than this and usually is.
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80. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 2 years ago on video Playback
#9 If you're right and this was supposed to be a joke, it's still a fail. Just for a different reason.
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81. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Late for work
Effective. Although you should've probably stopped worrying about being late for work by the time you're back home in bed again.
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82. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Balloon Bass Box
Amazing. Although there's not much a guy hitting a box can bring to a guy who's made a bass guitar out of two balloons. So good...
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83. Zebedee 2 years ago on video This Guy Gets Owned
#2 The Bulldog is a well-known tourist coffee shop in Amsterdam. So I don't think this guy is just supposed to be drunk. This is an advert for the huge range of weed a joints they sell there.
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84. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 2 years ago on video Maru's magic show
#8 The video's called 'Maru's magic show' not 'Another video of a bloody cat'!
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85. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Russian Merry-Go-Round
I think the funniest part is that they're grown men.
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87. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Citroen + Ferrari = Citrorrari
#7 The word gay has been reclaimed, and can now mean 'rubbish'. Don't you watch South Park?
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88. Zebedee 2 years ago on video America's Dumbest Criminals
To be fair, the thief may have one of those new bio-fuel cars.
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89. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Utah Refinery Explosion
#3 Being on fire isn't always a particularly bothersome state of affairs.
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90. Zebedee 2 years ago on video The Nam: Bombing and Shooting
#12 & #17 Please tell me you're being sarcastic!...
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92. Zebedee 2 years ago on video Slam Artist Jumping 150 Feet into Cardboard Boxes
#(removed comment) Does it say 'removed comment' yet?
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93. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 2 years ago on video Large Hadron Collider - How does it work?
#(removed comment) You're wrong. Your argument is rubbish.
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95. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Train
Trying to save 30 seconds by beating a barrier at a train crossing? Not making it in time? Thinking that just by edging your car forward a bit it'll be enough? This guy smells of fail. Ridiculous.
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96. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Conan O'Brian on the Bugatti owner/driver
Why does he spend so long lapping up his own joke from 0:24 ? Kinda weird.
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98. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Boat vs Bridge
#6 #15 #16
The article said he took some painkillers for back trouble, but had drunk a few glasses of wine earlier that day. He was hardly sat in his control room, downing bourbon and snorting coke.
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99. Zebedee 3 years ago on video The Burj Dubai
#13 It won't hold it for long as a mile-high building (5,250 ft) is being constructed in Saudi Arabia.
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101. Zebedee 3 years ago on video 4 Year-Old Hip Hop Dancer
#6 You're right, he's not as good as Usher... Although I think you might have missed the point.
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103. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Human Pixels Perform
This might be fun for the viewer but can you imagine how boring it must be for those involved in learning this routine?...
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106. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 3 years ago on video Jon Stewart owns Fox "News" Channel
#(removed comment) No it's not. This is real...
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107. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Jon Stewart owns Fox "News" Channel
#(removed comment) No it's not. This is real...
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108. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 3 years ago on video Mascot dancing at halftime
#1 A simple remote control, modified to take account of the wide-range of possible movements.
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109. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Turn that "toot" into a tune!
#13 Your attempt at describing else's attempt at sarcasm (not satire) is fail.
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110. Zebedee 3 years ago on video High Voltage Electrical Wire Blast in Hollywood
Hold on, this happened in the "Gnomon School of Visual Effects parking lot"? Coincidence.
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111. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Skydiving from one plane to the next...
The ultimate skydiving stunt will be two pilots in two planes going into a dive, jumping out, skydiving over to the other guy's plane with no parachutes, and getting back on the controls. Now I've suggested it, I won't rest until it's been done. Not by me, of course. I'm gonna sit right here on the internet and wait.
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112. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Grocery store musical
#1 I see what you did there. Both Obama and that guy are black. You're good.
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114. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Best Death Scene Ever
#10 It's not a ninja. This clip is from Go Kart Gore 3 and the killer has just taken his helmet off.
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115. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Jennifer Jones Best Curling Shot!
1 Curling is awesome simply because it's ridiculous.
2 They shout at the stones so that their breath slightly melts the ice.
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116. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Ace Rimmer Vs The Germans
#8 are you being ironic? apologies if you don't understand what that means.
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117. Zebedee 3 years ago on video truck fail compilation
What strangely inappropriate music for a compilation of crashing vehicles.
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121. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Very good language recognition
So funny. Instant viral classic. In fact, probably a contender for video of the year.
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122. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Dodge Viper Crash
Not really into car crashes. Despite how good the build up was...
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124. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Human LCD
Impressive, but no North Korea. Over there they do this with every last single one of the population. Just because they can.
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125. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Accidents compilation
0:28 Accidents are funny when they're the victim's own fault, but pushing your kid down a shoddy ramp in a plastic car? Sweet jesus...
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126. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zebedee 3 years ago on video Driver soaks kids at bus stop
#6 Happy-Splashing?! Brilliant. Only in the rubbish that is the Daily Star.
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127. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Awesome football shooter
In football, we call them 'strikers' not 'shooters'.
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128. Zebedee 3 years ago on video How is babby formed?
#8 if you think people missed the point of this video then I'm interested to know what you thought they thought this video was about.
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130. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Free skateboard running
If this guy was a Top Trump he'd be the card to have.
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131. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Arcing powerlines cause tree fire & explosion
That thing was like a monster, coming back for one more scare when you think he's dead. Brilliant video.
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133. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Shady optical illusion
#9 Great work! I think it's safe to say we've rigorously tested this one team.
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134. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Do-Re-Mi at the train station
for my lost youth. great video...
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135. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Predict a homerun
I'm so glad news reporters over here don't use such exaggerated hand gestures or say whatever she said at 1:56 (after 'nate silver', can't work out what).
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136. Zebedee 3 years ago on video School answering machine
1:36 Xenophobic comment at the end kinda undermines the rest of it.
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138. Zebedee 3 years ago on video Dancing Sisters with a twist
#15 There's nothing perverted about appreciating all the fantastic angles these three supple young woman are achieving. 
It's human nature!
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1. Zebedee 37 days ago on video Stunning Fighter Pilot Training Footage
#30 Don't believe you.