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+3 1. Zebulun commented 7 years ago on video The most honest Arab Muslim on Planet Earth

...and yet if you say what he said in the US, crazy liberals denounce you as racist.
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+2 2. Zebulun commented 7 years ago on video Cooking burgers may not be a human job for much longer if "Flippy" has its way.

If liberals in the US get their way, and the $15 minimum wage becomes a reality, Flippy will be the next employee.

Idiot liberals are protesting their way out of a job.
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+3 3. Zebulun commented 7 years ago on video India Pakistan Wagah Attari Border Closing Ceremony

Interesting.
2 Countries that have a gate built, protecting their borders.
Not only is this gate approved by the social masses of each country but they've also a border closing ceremony conducted every evening.

...and yet when President Donald J. Trump proposes to have gate (or in this case a wall) at the US border between the US and Mexico, fascist liberals protest... or rather, riot.

The US should take a note from other countries. Too bad our educational system is too focused on ourselves instead of understanding how other regions do things. We might learn a thing or two.
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+15 4. Zebulun commented 7 years ago on video Exploding Bait-Purse Prank 2016

These pranks would be funny if they weren't staged.
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+12 5. Zebulun commented 7 years ago on video People Who Laughed at Trump and said he would never be President Donald Trump Funny Compilation

#(removed comment) It seems to me you've bought into the fear mongering and propaganda agenda the liberal news media has shoved down your throat.

I encourage you to look specifically into video and interviews complete with full context instead of the sound bite pieces that bias news organizations like CNN passed along to you.

Let me help you start...

First here are statistics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TAAw3oQvg

Now see Trump, supported by statistics, make common sense statement about Muslims coming to the US from other countries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sz0KY-3PbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKtcdn0zAqw (Is it ironic I found some good source material from CNN? Look at how the journalist tries to twist words)

Want examples?
No problem... I invite you to look at what's currently happening all across Europe with Syrian refugees. Look at Germany if you want a specific country. I don't even need to post references, it's so well known what's going on.
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+3 6. Zebulun commented 7 years ago on video King of Saudi Arabia weird allegiance ceremony

Saudi Arabia... Where religious freedom and freedom of speech do not exist and oppression of women is encouraged.
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+5 7. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Trump's Sons Kill a Triceratops on Hunting Safari and people are upset !

Can we just saw California off from the rest of the country and let it float out into the Pacific?

The average IQ of the US should go up... at least a little.
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+1 8. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Sébastien Loeb's Record Setting Pikes Peak Run

It's amazing he fit into the car.... With the size of his balls and all.
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+5 9. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Star Size Comparision

1:34
I see Klingons near Uranus!
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+6 10. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Cats Jump Fails

1:20
No way chunky is makin that jump.
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+1 11. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video How they make jawbreakers or Gob Stoppers

Carnauba Wax.
Shines your car AND your Jawbreaker!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnauba_wax
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+7 12. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video 22-Year-Old Stewardesses vs 35-Year-Old Housewife: Ivory Dishwashing Liquid Commercial ~ 1970

Housewives should be applauded. Most difficult and unrewarding job on the face of the planet.
Too bad feminism chooses to see this as a negative instead of celebrating it.
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+1 13. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video WTF? Lick Your Cat With LICKI, A Giant Silicone Tongue

"Have you ever wanted to lick your cat?"

Um, no...

"Cat's lick each other as a form of social bonding. As a human you're left out of this intimate ritual."

Uhhh, yeah, see because, I'm a human!
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+1 14. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video MotoGP™ - Best Overtakes

I think these guys were born w/ 3 balls instead of 2.
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+1 15. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Motorcyclist Running From The Cop's Creates His Own Karma

Idiot watched one too many You Tube videos of bikers running from cops.
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+3 16. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video TV Interview Interrupted by Explosion and Flying Manhole (Exploding Cover)

Man, some dude must have had a particularly spicy burrito to have caused that.
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+13 17. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Canada for President!

As an American I find this extremely....

FUNNY!
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+2 18. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video TERRY JENKINS 9 DARTER!!!

That's a lot of excited people over darts.

To each his own eh?
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+8 19. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Why You Should Not Ride a Horse Drunk

I couldn't ride a horse sober let alone drunk...
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+2 20. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video And yet these people are allowed to vote...

#11 I would hope that's the case but the dialog between the reporters at the end says no.

TV reporters never lie though do they? >:)
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+4 21. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video And yet these people are allowed to vote...

I'm so embarrassed for my own country.

Listen guys, we're not all like these morons.

I just realized... All of these people can legally vote. :O
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+3 22. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Snotr Category Week

Accidents, Awesome, Weird
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0 23. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Near miss for this horse and cart crossing junction

I get the impression this is a spooked horse. If you pause it right when he's going across the intersection you'll see the driver pulling back on the reins with little result of stopping :(
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+2 24. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Are YOU My Mother?!

See now that's a smart dog.

"Eat now for tasty snack"
OR
"Eat later for a full meal!"

:D :D

Sorry I couldn't resist. I don't really want the dog to eat the bunny. :squirrel:
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+14 25. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in Greece

Am I the only one that doesn't like all the theatrics?

"The futbol player that cried wolf"
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+7 26. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Meanwhile in America

Is there a problem Officer?
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+11 27. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Gennady Tkachenko-Papizh - Unique Sound Imitator

I thought his sound effects were good, not great but good, but the random looks of disbelief and awe, especially from the one lady in the pink/purple dress were pretty darn entertaining.

I particularly enjoyed this one 0:19 :O
Oh and let's not forget how moved she was 2:03 :'(
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+4 28. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Truck jumping

This some good 'ol boy fun right there.
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+1 29. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Chuck Norris wife

Fricken fake...
What thief takes something from your hands, walks (not runs) away and then turns around when you confront them?
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+4 30. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video BUGGY SKI plagne montalbert 3 Jean Yves Blondeau

I want those boots. I'd love to skate down a slope like you skate on the ice.
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+2 31. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Michael Jackson - Get On The Floor (Bass Cover)

She got the funk!

I like!

Squirrel for you young lady. :squirrel:
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+5 32. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Calling Out People who TEXT AND DRIVE

I love the PSA at the beginning "don't try this at home, we're professionals".
Um... They're a bunch of You Tubers, they aren't more qualified to do this than any of us...

Anyway, great video. I often wonder why people don't realize other people can tell they are texting while driving.

It's like they think their car only has windows you can see out and not in :S
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+10 33. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Gimbal

I wathed this video all the way to the end!
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-5 34. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Volkswagen trailer assist

More trickery from Volkswagen.
Seems to fit their current theme. :squirrel:
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+12 35. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Man having fun with whip spider and getting bitten

That's a whole lotta nope right there.
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+3 36. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Crane collapses in Lower Manhattan

#6, Who on earth ever said that was ok for kids? The discussion was about language and you went off in left field. Show your kids what's appropriate when it's appropriate when you deem fit as a parent. Holy crap man, you don't feed your kid steak when they are first born, they drink milk, eat baby food, then when they're old enough you feed them steak. Same concept man.
...Torture??? Seriously?!?! I know grown adults that prefer not to see that. You got some issues dude.
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+4 37. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Crane collapses in Lower Manhattan

#1 Network television in the US has inappropriate language censored. Of course cable channels govern themselves and may say what they wish but, broadcast stations are not permitted to use foul language.

I personally prefer it that way. I don't want my kids hearing that even though sometimes it's unavoidable. When they get older fine, but in my opinion, let them be innocent when they're young. It seems kids are forced to grow up so quickly in these days.
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+8 38. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Car Parking at Abu Dhabi new Airport Terminal

Y'all know we're living in the future, right?
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+4 39. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Is Titanium Bulletproof?

I love the sound that .50 cal made when chambering that bullet. :)
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+3 41. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Guy Shoots Little Kid With Airsoft Rifle For Talking Crap

#15 oh yeah I think it's clear I was being "negatively loaded", as was #2's comment, not understanding and bashing a sport that thousands of people play. Who are they to dictate to others an alternative action since this sport is obviously not appropriate in #2's eyes.
I personally don't play airsoft but, others certainly do enjoy it in a safe and fun manner. There's inherent danger in just about any sport, therefore I say ban Rugby due to it's violent physicality. :|
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+1 42. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Guy Shoots Little Kid With Airsoft Rifle For Talking Crap

#2 They're playing airsoft, similar to paintball.

You should be careful before you speak (type) lest your ignorance show.
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+6 43. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Snowboarding with the NYPD during the Blizzard of 2016

#1 Depends on what part of the country you live.
If you're in Texas where it's typically warm, they don't have the infrastructure to combat even 1 inch (2.5cm) of snow.
If you live in Chicago, where it gets very cold in the winter, you could get a 12 inches (30cm) on the ground and life continues as normal.

That said, the eastern part of the US got something like 38 inches (96.5cm) dumped on them at once. That's a lot of freakin snow to cope with and I think no matter where you live, that's a pretty major event.
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+2 44. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video This is how Russian spetsnaz deals with terrorists

Obama deals with Terrorists by inviting them into the US and paying the countries that harbor them (Iran) billions of dollars.

...I want to move to Russia.
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-1 45. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video David Bowie "Space Oddity" instrumental cover

Does it take you guys forever to load videos? Been like that for a couple months now...
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0 46. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video The Most Accurate Hacking Scene Ever

What's Mal doing in front of the ancient tech when he's got a ship in orbit??!?! Just fly down there and start shootin tex!
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+1 47. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Text-to-Speech chat in online game

lol @ 3:55 bonus points to who gets the reference!

Apparently this game is completely free on Steam...
http://store.steampowered.com/app/39000/

There's a plethora of exciting songs on the You Tubes.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=moonbase+alpha+singing
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+2 48. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Monkey saves his electrocuted female

She wasn't electrocuted... She just drank too much.
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+1 49. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video 15 YEARS OF TERROR

The Quran has 109 verses in it indicating to kill or maim those that are not believers of Islam. It calls muslims that don't engage in this practice "hypocrites". There are many moderate muslim's out there that would never strap a bomb to themselves but, would not take issue with their radical "brother" doing it. Also... What happens when a muslim decides they need to take their faith more seriously and start doing more like what the Quran says?

I don't care how the liberal left spins it. Islam is not a "religion of peace".
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+1 50. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video 30.000$ Gaming Rig

I probably would have gone with some Corsair RAM, Samsung SSD's and eVGA Nvidia cards. I'm not really a fan of Kingston for performance and I would never personally use AMD/ATI given their history of driver problems.

Then again I suppose when you're building a $30000 rig, some sponsorship helps to pay the bills and when you need a custom block to fit your cards, then you have far less choices.

All in all, that rig is pretty freakin' cool and if it were mine I'd be pretty proud of it. I wonder if he gets to keep it?
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+7 51. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Raccoon Steals Donut

That cafe needs to get that problem fixed. That's nasty, I wouldn't want racoons or any other animal near my food.
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+6 52. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video What happens when you copy a VHS twenty three times

Thanks for that #1, I become the 167,269,332 viewer of that video. Apparently no degradation :squirrel:
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+5 53. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video The Myhtbusters give a demonstration on GPU vs CPU using a giant paintball machine.

... and a round thing in your face you get sprung.
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+6 54. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Mom Wins Free Tuition For Daughter After A Lucky Bounce

#1 US has public education that's free. Some people choose to pay for a private education. Typically private schools provide higher grade averages, test scores and college/university acceptance.

It would be nice if all learning was free but, those teachers expect salary's, buildings need to be maintained and supplies are required. "We" all pay, it's not free.
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+2 55. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video BEST NEWS BLOOPERS 2015

1:11 my personal favorite :)
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+2 56. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Bad Dog!

Lighten up #5 it's not like he left the dog in pain or anything.

I swear, some people you shove a piece of coal up their rear end, you'll have a diamond in an hour.
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+6 57. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video 50 Amazing Facts

3:13
My personal favorite.
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+2 58. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Model Has Six Ribs Removed In World's Smallest Waist Bid

5:21 even her eyeballs look weird. Like a robot...
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+2 59. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video 101 years old lady loves the snow

How cool.
Imagine all the changes she's seen in her life, born around 1914 or so?
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+8 60. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video How to prank your dog

Well #2 I failed @ the very first line...
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+5 61. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Young woman in Finland FIGHTS BACK when thieves try to STEAL from her store

#10 and #12
I'm sorry your govt. allowed this to happen. Now it's your people that suffer.
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+4 62. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Young woman in Finland FIGHTS BACK when thieves try to STEAL from her store

You all may not like it but #3 has a point. Those refugees were literally cheered for when Europe let them in... and now look, refugees are complaining about the free stuff they've been given, many are committing various crimes including rape and some have an agenda to "breed" European blood out in favor of Muslim/Islam religion and extremism. Even more are protesting in favor of Islam, against the very country that let them in!

I'm glad the US had enough sense to keep them out. We don't need the very clear agenda (they don't even hide it!) many of the Muslim refugees are pushing.

If you are in Europe's more populated cities, I'm sure you're seeing this first hand. If not, the internet is overflowing with information about what's happening.
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+1 63. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Movember Mustache Removal 2015 (not for kids)

I agree #7 it's like he went from funny science shows to "jackass" style entertainment.
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+2 64. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Amazon Prime Air

Don't be jealous #1 we'll even let haters like you into our country.
I know this won't be seen in South Korea, with paranoid North right next door, good luck getting these in the sky.
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+14 65. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video How to change a bridge

I like how the new street comes gift wrapped. :)
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+4 66. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Thousands Of Ducklings Rush To Take Their First Swim

Nice dig #2
But seriously if I wanted to be 100% factual I would have looked it up first.
Gotta be so "technical" on the interwebs. Unclench the butt cheeks for a moment.
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+3 67. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Thousands Of Ducklings Rush To Take Their First Swim

...and in about a year's time they'll wind up on someone's plate.

mmmmmm, I love me some duck :D
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+2 68. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video The Katana Queen

Kids not properly trained or educated with weapons, is a thing, i don't like to see...

There #1, I fixed that for you. :)
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+2 69. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Explosion Heard Inside Paris Stadium

Sorry #7 but it's the pacifist hippy attitude that terrorists love.
The predator more easily catches the prey that doesn't fight back.
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+7 70. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Explosion Heard Inside Paris Stadium

Wonder how many more of these incidents need to occur before the world wakes up and starts fighting back against extremist mindset instead of preaching "acceptance" to all.

Prayers go out to my French brothers and sisters across the pond involved in this! O:)
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+11 71. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Nuclear missile-carrying truck gets rear ended!

Yep... Because clearly the nuke is more secure in the truck when you follow that closely.

I hope they used a lot of packing material, don't want an accidental "bump" to set the thing off :x
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+8 72. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Selfie Log

Wow, that log is super talented to be able to swing its human around like that.
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+2 73. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Centipede Devours Roach Alive

Man... To be eaten from the outside in.
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+1 74. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video How to trick or treat as an adult

#1 You must have no joy in your life. I didn't see one person handing out candy, get angry at the "ghost" once they realized it was an adult.

This was all in good fun, having a good time trick or treating.

Methinks this was a sad excuse for you to try and find the tiniest reason to bash America.
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-2 75. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Laptop with some bugs

The owner of that laptop is just nasty.

If you have roaches, they aren't just hiding in your laptop. You have them all over your house because you don't keep it clean.
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+3 76. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Ever heard of a Chapman Stick?

Thanks #4 it led me to this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7kIclA4yq4

Yep I love me some Star Wars!
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+4 77. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Helping Someone Across the Street

#3 now it's clear why all the cars are in their lanes and obeying traffic laws, thank you! :)
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+1 78. Zebulun commented 8 years ago on video Amateur ATM robbery goes very wrong

Good wins because evil is dumb.
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+7 79. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Backwards Running Competition

ok I think my brain just had an overload...

That was seriously very weird for a long portion of this video.

It's the whole they're running backwards but, the video is playing in reverse, which makes them actually look like they're running forward.

Opps, there it goes again.. brain's gone...
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+14 80. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Max Rokhman At City Space Bar. Masterclass.

I dunno... Am I the only one not too terribly impressed? Yeah sure he's got some flair or whatever but, really it just looks like a feeble attempt to show off.

Maybe I'm spoiled from seeing Bartenders that flip bottles and glasses everywhere and pour liquid that seems to defy gravity?
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-6 81. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Man Carves Pumpkin With Guns

#1 I agree, show some respect.

#3 Stop trying to sound intelligent. The USA is often referred to as "America" and you well know it.

Oh and by the way I don't know if "Austin" or the Snotr admins that typed the title description, but you spelled "coming" incorrectly. Ironic isn't it that you use the term "Merica" to identify Americans as back-water unintelligent rednecks and yet you can't even spell correctly. I mean holy crap... Even if English isn't your first language, you still have spell check.
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-3 82. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Why you let sleeping snakes lie...

Hmph, too bad the idiot got his phone back....
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+11 83. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Romanian inventor tests new prototype of record-setting hoverboard

It seems "Back to the Future" was correct after all!
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+5 84. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Testing The Brakes On A Formula One Car

Sounds like the DVD drive in my PC
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+3 85. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video We are (apparently) here to stay

#4 Honestly I'm not sure how one can source this information. My source comes from personal experience and friends/family/police that own firearms. If you speak to legal gun owners, you will be hard pressed to find one that doesn't understand some very paramount and basic safety rules such as...
1. Always assume a weapon is loaded.
2. Never point a weapon at anyone (unless your planning to fire at them in a life/death situation).
3. Ensure your safety is on at all times until ready to fire.
4. Keep your finger off the trigger (typically held straight along the length of the barrel) until ready to fire.
5. Keep your firearm in a locked box and/or a trigger lock at all times.
6. Keep firearms away from children unless they're supervised and in a learning/teaching situation.

#6 You can find information regarding firearm related deaths by country here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate#/media/File:List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate.jpg
I'm not sure how a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd world country has any bearing on how violent a society is. Feel free to google "list of first world countries" for a map...and frankly who decides why a country is 3rd world? I've been to Brazil and except for the huge disparity between the poor and middle/upper class, I find them to be just as capable as any 1st world nation.
Gun ownership within the US is not something we expect the rest of the world to understand. Guns are woven into the history/fiber of our country as they were integral into establishing our freedom from oppressive govt. and used as tools for hunting. Gun ownership today is about home protection, sport (target, skeet), hunting, resistance to an invading enemy army and protection against a usurp-tatious govt. (which happens occasionally around the world so it's ignorant to think it can't happen in the US).
Let me end by saying this...
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming spoons for Manuel Uribe (the world's fattest man) for being fat.
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+3 86. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video We are (apparently) here to stay

I'd love it if someone gave me a gun for a gift, they're freakin' expensive!

Of course SNL portrays the gun recipients like a bunch of irresponsible rednecks, which can't be farther from the truth given that a vast majority of legal gun owners know how to responsibly handle their firearm.
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+3 87. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Pirelli, an amazing walk on Christ The Redeemer

When I see His arms outstretched it reminds me of...
"Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."
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+3 88. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video That French Bakery In MIllvale: Jean Marc Chatellier's

#4, you win the internet. Yes the WHOLE thing.
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+3 90. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Wingsuit Jumper Defies Death And Logic

It's actually ironic he screams Vive la France, when his own life may not be.
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+4 91. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video WSHH Presents "Questions" (Season 2 Episode 1: Chicago)

#5 A well thought out, clear analytical statement.

I say these people are just plain dumb!
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+3 92. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Double fail during a military exercise

Guess that's why you practice eh?
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+9 93. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Smells Like Teen Shovel Coub

This has got to be the best internet meme in years.

Way better than planking, rick rolling, Darude - Sandstorm and Harlem Shake!
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+3 94. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Seeing this guy get help makes me so happy

WAH!
I just sat down w/ my popcorn for day 2 and then....
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+11 95. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video How a Retractable Ballpoint Pen Works

His voice is quite satisfying to listen to as he describes the inner workings of the pen.
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+2 96. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Ever have to load a magazine with more than 5 bullets? This invention would probably be the envy of

<sigh>
Yes you're correct Sux2bu, One of my more knowledgeable gun friends has corrected me on such terminology in the past as well. :)
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+3 97. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Ever have to load a magazine with more than 5 bullets? This invention would probably be the envy of

#1 A lot of people shoot for sport as well.
We all go out yearly and shoot skeet or targets. Loading clips is such a tedious effort.
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+10 98. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Hop hop hop hop!

I CAN DO THAT!

Oh wait...

No I can't.
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+6 99. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video People Being Awesome

Thank you Snotr... For reminding me how untalented I truly am. ;)
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+5 100. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video The Most Luxurious First Class Airlines

...and I get upset when I get charged an extra $50 for my luggage.
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+9 101. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Meanwhile in Mexico

These aren't pranks and they certainly aren't funny.
Know why morons like this don't do that in the USA?
They'd get shot, that's why.

Punk idiots.
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+8 102. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video If your car runs on gas, never light a cigarette

WHAT?!?!?! How did that guy not get seriously injured, meanwhile the car got blown out!!!!?
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+9 103. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Emergency Party button

I'm thinkin' that was also the single best song he could have selected for this video.

<Head bob>
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+2 104. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video A real celebration

Anyone know where this is from? Or at least what culture is represented here?
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+11 105. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Door knocking is so last century

Normally I hate stunts created for blatant advertising.

In this case however, it was dang funny.
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+4 106. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Change your opinion

What kind of screwed up place is Brazil that people point and stare @ people with disabilities????
OR
Maybe it was a staged stunt by Visa

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Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say staged stunt.
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+8 107. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Nailed it

Hah, until I saw #1 comment, I thought somebody accidentally fell on the keyboard.
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+3 108. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Brutal WWE Moves... On Girls?

I don't get all the hate!

Maybe it's my childish sense of humor (yes farts make me laugh), but I thought this kid was funny.

Haven't you guys seen how ridiculous WWE is? This kid does a good job of spoofing it.
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+4 109. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video 25 Things That Visitors Will Find Most Surprising About The United States

Number 6 is a bit off, kids aren't expected to leave @ 18. Most go to college for the next few years, return home for short period of time after graduation (1 maybe 2 or 3 years?), then move out.

BTW, what kind of massive boil is on that guys thumb 5:00
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-3 110. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Nicole Frybortova cycling skills

I counted 6 separate times where I thought she was going to fall.

Clearly she has no concept of gravity :D
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+1 111. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Automatic Mario

OK so clearly someone programmed Mario to respond to the stimuli around him and it's not a real person playing... I'm assuming that's the intent.

That said... Some people have a whole lot of time on their hands.

BTW... Megaman @ 6:10, Final Fantasy @ 9:38

There's others in there, I just couldn't recognize what songs they were.
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0 112. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Africa

I've got to imagine everyone on the face of the planet has heard the original...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
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+7 113. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Future Fitness?

#2 Sadly out of luck it would seem. :P
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+26 114. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Future Fitness?

Oh, I see. So you accelerate with your penis.
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+2 115. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Holy s**t

Welcome to Russia.
Where you can do just about anything and NOT get arrested.
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+9 116. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video European Goldfinch Taking a Bath in Man's Hand

"Hey c'mon dude, you're getting water everywhere!"
"Keep it in the tub!!!"
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+3 117. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video 10 Signs China's Military Is Weaker Than You Think

#3 Let's not forget Russia waged a failed war against Afghanistan, and during the height of its power.

Also... Like it or not, the US has the most powerful military in the world. Thus, shouldn't your basis for comparison be equated to the best?
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+5 118. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Drone Fail,Win & Crash

Why is it so oddly satisfying to watch other people wreck their expensive equipment?
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+8 119. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Lesson for a Bully

Methinks #1 has no children or very young children currently.
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+4 120. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Right Handed Lefty? Whaa...

I dunno if anyone noticed, he's standing backwards in the left handed batters box.
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+3 121. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Exquisite Watches

So I looked up my favorite watch from this video and it'll only cost me about 15k USD.
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=devon+timepieces&safe=strict&tbm=shop&spd=100370019653448460

I believe I need a raise.
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+12 122. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Helicopter flying extremely low over the street

Someone needs to tell him he's not limited to "roads only"
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-2 123. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Top 10 Chinese Knockoffs of Foreign Products

Good top ten video.
The commentator was freakin annoying.
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+6 124. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video First shave in 14 years

ugh, I thought "what a fun video"
...and then I saw it was an ad :S
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+4 125. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Prejudice?

I wouldn't call it prejudice, I would just call it stereotype. When I hear a "heavy metal rocker" I get a picture in my head. Not because I'm prejudice, but because that's the picture I draw from past experience.
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+3 126. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Huge Fireball Caused By Explosion at a Chemical Plant

Built with world renowned Chinese quality!
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+5 127. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Ben and Chesty meet and greet

I'll make it simple #2.
How many instances of babies dying or getting gravely ill from dog germs can you recall or have heard of?

Search it out and you're hard pressed to find anything.
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+3 128. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video What level is above advanced stupid?

"Hey guys! I got a great idea!"
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+3 129. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Billiards Anyone?

#3 Looks to me like it's had a lot of practice put on it.
:P
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-1 130. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Homeless Man Plays Piano Beautifully

Ah I understand #3/#7, I have a sister in law that would rather not work and have her hand out from the govt. I hate that crap... Work for a living!!
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-6 131. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Homeless Man Plays Piano Beautifully

It's sad #3 that you look to the govt. to take care of you. They've done a fine job of conditioning you my comrade.
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+4 132. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Handicapped parking Prank

As much as I'd like it to be real, I'm calling fake for the same reason #3 did.
In particular, it seemed like they took a looooooong time to cover that car up.

Very convenient they had the time to finish.
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+7 133. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Subway Long Jump

Man I wish there was a slow mo for that.
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+1 134. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Best Goal Line Clearances

Those were incredible.
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+10 135. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video We are equal

You guys are all saying "fake", but I'm telling you, Los Angeles, California is full of superficial people. All they care about is their looks, material goods, and how much $$ they make.

These reactions accurately reflect LA... It's pretty dang sad actually.
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+6 136. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Ferrari test drive - Almost crash

It'll still cost him to get the stain he left off the seat.
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+14 137. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Right, left and right again ...

Relax #1, it happens to everyone. Sometimes your video gets posted sometimes it doesn't.
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+11 138. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Crepes

Next week I'll be submitting a video of me cooking spaghetti and meatballs. I'm sure everyone will want to watch that too. :|
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+1 139. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video New Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner performs near vertical take-off

Cuz ya know, just in case a skyscraper is built right at the end of the runway...
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+2 140. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video How do you distinguish Americans?

Sadly #9 I agree with you however, I think you got the book wrong. America is rapidly becoming more like 1984 :'(
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+6 141. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video If you're not sure who it was ...

Maybe this is how the tease each other in Africa?
(Not sure if it's actually Africa, just making an educated guess... Forgive my ignorance)
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+1 142. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Heavy Water and Light Ice Experiment

I feel like I should have been more fascinated than I actually was...
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+5 143. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Man talking to a goose

I hate geese. They hang around in large numbers and poop so much it's like dodging a minefield. They cross roads (slowly) oblivious to the fact that there's massive metal objects speeding over them and then make their nests in walkways and paths clearly where humans are walking and aggressively defend them.

Most animals stay away from humans and vice versa. Not geese... It's like they do it on purpose.
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+25 144. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Waiting for his buddy

Pet duck. How freakin' cool is that.
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+4 145. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Flow Hive Full Reveal

Bees are amazing, perfectly made... You know honey doesn't spoil?

I just blew my own mind.
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+3 146. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Ultimate Redneck Fails

6:52
"Hey guys, I got a great idea!!"
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+2 147. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Robot Soccer

20 years from now, people are gonna look at these robots like we look at a tube TV today.
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+5 148. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video 5 World Dangerous Roads

At first I thought number 3 said "Victim River Crossing, Siberia"... Which probably would have been more appropriate.
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+8 149. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video A 3D Visualization Of The Anatomy Of A Tornado

#1 Maybe he's just passionate about his job and the cool new tech he's using to give the public a better understanding of how tornadoes work.
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+15 150. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Al Sharpton vs the teleprompter

How is it a native english speaker, can't read nor speak the language.
...and he's on a nationwide news network?
An intern could do a better job.
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-6 151. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Outboard Jet shower

I didn't know American men wore mini suits like that... That's a European style we can do without.
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+2 152. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Revolutionizing the way to make boxes and drawers

#5 Sorry but your presentation is woefully lacking compared to his. It's one thing to put your idea on paper however, he takes it all the way through into production and even (literally) stands by his work.
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+1 153. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Cows released after all winter locked

I'll bet a happy cow makes a delicious burger.
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+5 154. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Floating Ball, Screwdriver and Egg

Wow that's very practical, I can think of a million reasons to float an egg in mid air!
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+18 155. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video da Vinci Robot Stitches a Grape Back Together

It was touch and go for a minute there... Thankfully, the grape will survive.
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+15 156. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Tool time

It makes very satisfying click-clack sounds.
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+8 157. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Technology has hijacked family dinnertime. Watch the Pepper Hacker reclaim it.

Electronics are not allowed at my dinner table.

Hey parents, stand up and take control of your home.
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-4 158. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video AUTHORITY IS AN ILLUSION

What a freakin nutjob.
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+15 159. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video How to wash a little bird

I wonder if he pees in the shower.
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+3 160. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Soft landing

Forget the knee pads, what's with the rolled up and cuffed jeans?
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+9 162. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Freerunning in Bangkok's Ghost Tower

Coming soon: Freefalling off the Ghost Tower
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+22 163. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video That's One Crazy Illusion

Excuse me for a moment, my brain just fell outta my head.
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+1 164. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Scythe vs Brushcutter

You guys call it a brushcutter huh?

We call it a weedwhacker in the US
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+5 165. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video A whole new way to feed your kids

I see now, how he got so big.
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+3 166. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Food factory

Know what this video invoked in me? A desire for a cheeseburger.
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+1 167. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Fishing was good today!

We gon' eat gud tonight maw!
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+13 168. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Prom Proposal Does NOT Go As Planned

1:56

Now go do something useful with those returned ~2 life minutes.
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0 169. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Russian Army (greetings from Russia)

I'd be scared too if that platoon came marching into battle w/ that cadence call.

Not in the way I think they intend... But I'd still be scared.
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+3 170. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Revenge on a prankster

I think inflicting that much pain on someone is not a prank, that's just plain cruel.
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+14 171. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Two New Magnetic Toys

He has such a magnetic personality.
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+1 172. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Onion News Network attaches GoPro to a sparrow

Hey guys, news flash, it's Onion news. They didn't really put a camera on a sparrow...

Some of you folks are a bit too literal.
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+15 173. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Burglurglrgulrgl

Sadly, that was better conversation than I have w/ a majority of my co workers.
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+8 174. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Ghost Surfing

This guy makes a video to "look cool" for the internet.

Instead he ends up looking like a complete brainless idiot.
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+9 175. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Daughter said she's watched every video on the Internet

I have a 2 liter bottle of soda that's just about finished.
I think I'm gonna show my daughter my new magic trick :D
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0 176. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Introducing Amazon Dash Button: Place it. Press it. Get it.

All you people in here crying about laziness and more garbage... You guys keep whining, I'm going to buy me some Amazon stock then you'll have something to REALLY cry about in ten years when I'm retired.
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+13 177. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Sound-based fire extinguisher puts out flames

Interesting tid bit of "how it works"...
There are two forces in action here: 1) The acoustic waves increase the velocity of the air, thinning the boundary layer where combustion occurs; and 2) The waves disrupt the surface of the fuel, which increases the width of the flame, disrupting combustion as the same amount of heat is spread over a wider area.

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/132859-darpa-creates-sound-based-fire-extinguisher

Looks like the college kids in this vid improved upon the tech.
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0 178. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Surfers ride the five star bore on the River Severn in Gloucestershire

How is it that there's waves on a river?
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+11 179. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video A brave little dog gets rescued from the river.

Dogs are so incredibly loyal, unconditionally to their owners.

As a dog owner, it blows my mind that someone could hurt an animal and be so dismissive to its life. These kinds of folks will have a very special place in hell waiting for them.
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+21 180. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video What do teachers make?

I disagree #(removed comment). Sounds to me like a teacher who is passionate, believes in what he's doing for a living, and wants to to be a change in the lives of the kids he's teaching.

I'd take a "bit o psycho" over "worn out and disenfranchised" any day.
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+1 181. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Adorkable Baby Elephant Slips and Slides in Tiny Bathtub

0:32 Doesn't he feel the breeze back there???
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+6 182. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Nice treadmill performance

Be cool if he busted out like that @ the gym.
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+5 183. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video New 2015 Macbook

After watching that I'd love to know what he's really talking about to see what's so dang funny.
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+2 184. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Bass Pro Shops Memphis Pyramid

I love the ignorant Europeans making comments.
It's ironic that you have become what you purport to be against.

Of course #6 profile claims to be USA but, I doubt it.

Touche good sir, touche
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0 185. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Card Skills

That's simply amazing. My mind just asploded.
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+9 186. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Heineken

I say this is a German commercial masquerading as an English commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xnB57UYBkQ
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+23 187. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Toy Story

Gah, we've turned into a bunch of sissies... Nothing builds character like avoiding a jart in the skull or narrowly escaping cancer from uranium laced science kits.
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+4 188. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Why Is This Amphibian Called Vomit Frog?

I don't care what y'all say... That's gross.
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+6 189. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Arthur does traffic

Looks like he was takin' a dump at the end there...

Am I the only one that has trouble wrapping my mind around driving on the left side of the road?
I suppose if your English you get used to it eh?
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+6 190. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Incredibly Nervous Man Blows Audience Away

Can someone help me understand why singers tend to lose their accent when they sing?
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+3 191. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Baby laughs like a little troll

Sounds like my car on a cold winter morning.
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+2 192. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video African man sees snow for the very first time

Sometimes subtitles are simply required...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIaiW1XrzxA
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-6 193. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Army proof...

I love these comments from a bunch of people that have no clue....

This is early in the morning after very little sleep, under very cold conditions, and who knows what other mental stress this man has been put under.

This is done ON PURPOSE. The US military teaches it's recruits to operate under very stressful and not ideal conditions in order to simulate the very real combat environment that they may find themselves in.

This is why the US has the most powerful military in the world. We train our soldiers for TOUGHNESS!
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+11 194. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Tractor dancing

When rednecks have dreams, this is what they dream about.
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+6 195. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Silly, silly pony...

ok I'll admit it... I went to ponymixer.com after watching this video.

Too bad it redirects you to a fricken mobile phone company site.... Junk advertisers....
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-6 196. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Military Ray Gun • ADS Electromagnetic Radiation Weapon

Hey #3, take your speech to the IS and other terrorist groups that kill innocent people.
I'm sure they will listen ;)
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-8 197. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Military Ray Gun • ADS Electromagnetic Radiation Weapon

Don't mess w/ the US.
We'll shoot you with our lasers!
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+8 198. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Riding with My Momma

I don't care if that was real or fake but it was probably the single best thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
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+5 199. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Very amusing video of "bowling tricks" from 1948

Too bad announcers don't do commentary like this any more.
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+13 200. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Man catches bird (seagull) with bare hand

Bet that bird thinks twice next time about flying too close to those "odd looking two legged creatures".
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+5 201. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Dramatic footage of the moment a passenger jet hits a bridge before crashing into a river in Taiwan

#(removed comment) is an idiot... It's a dude with a neck beard in mama's basement that took a pic of some girl off the internet and trolls Snotr all day long.
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+30 202. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video A biker with a surprise mount

Forget the guy on the bike... Let's talk about the man in the red jumpsuit. His wife let him out of the house dressed in that thing?
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+17 203. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video NO MORE

Well said #2, when the cops are 10 minutes out and your life is in danger now, you need to be able to defend yourself and your home.
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+1 204. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Life in a shipbreaker yard

This reminds me if the early industrial revolution of the steel mills in the US. It was similar unsafe conditions and long working hours that lead to many of the safety laws and unions that exist here today. Unfortunately, there are these people that need to pave the way for a better working environment for the future.
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+10 205. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Norwegian firefighters gets a surprise while extinguishing a car fire

Well, at least it didn't hit any other cars on the way down...
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+1 206. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Lava spilling into the ocean

Am I the only one that gets completely blown away by molten rock?

When you consider how hot something needs to be to melt rock...
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+2 207. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video AlphaSphere

You know all those weird instruments you see in Star Trek and Star Wars? This totally reminds me of those.
We're livin' in the future people...
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+5 208. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Unbelievable waiter cutting steak

I love animals!


They're delicious :P
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+2 209. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video How to deliver beer the lazy man's way

I'm thinkin' you'll pretty well be stuck if you try coming back up that hill wasted.
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+2 210. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Insanely Pimped Out Cadillac Escalade

The TV in this car is bigger than the TV in my house.
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+6 211. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Auld Lang Syne performed with a .22 caliber rifle

...and yet if "FPSRussia" made this video you would be cheering for him.

Your incessant trolling bores me #3
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+7 212. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video This is what new year in Berlin looks like

"Hey everyone I got a great idea!
Let's go get drunk and set off fireworks!"
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+2 213. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Chinese is so easy!

If learning a new language was more like this I suspect more people would be bilingual.
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+25 214. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Murphy running into oven

...and yet he still retrieved the ball!
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+4 215. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video A Beretta shotgun being made

"Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming spoons for Rosie O'Donnell for being fat"
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+4 216. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video What is in McDonalds chicken nuggets?

I'd be more inclined to believe this video if it wasn't paid for by the big M.

On a side note, I still eat McDonald's regardless...
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+12 217. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Joaquin Phoenix Slams Walmart for Supporting Sickening Cruelty to Pigs

#2 You're fooling yourself if you believe this is limited to just the US.
Nice try though...
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+4 218. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Is Earth Actually Flat?

He annoys the crap outta me too #1
The content of his videos are interesting though...
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+4 219. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Jeremy Clarkson v Michelle Jenneke

I think it's ironic that Clarkson, who has been vocal about "fat and lazy" Americans, now looks like he's gonna have a baby.
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+4 220. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Driving In Russia

2 things seem to be consistent in Russia.

Dance Music and Car Crashes.
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+16 221. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video The Poo Bus is here !

What a crappy idea.
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+7 222. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Car Crashes Time 2

It's ok to drive w/ your eyes closed in Russia. The dashcam will see everything for you.
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+5 223. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Emotional Toddler

Well said #5.

How many of us have gotten emotional when watching a movie as as adult... Same thing IMO.
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+4 224. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Cheap Flights For 50p

New word added to my lexicon.
"Feckin"

...
...

Oh and "Gobshites"
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+2 225. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Dude thought he was home alone cleaning the house..

My Gaydar's goin off.
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+3 226. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Fail Compilation September October 2014 || TNL

13:33

Put out the man on fire, just don't drop your beer.
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+2 227. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Classical orchestra eating the worlds hottest chili peppers while playing 'Tango Jalousie'

Sometimes I wonder how people dream up this stuff.

Is everyone sitting around a table one day and one guys goes "hey guys, I got a great idea!"
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+2 228. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Gaylectrified

I lol'd when he went "oi"
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+21 229. Zebulun commented 9 years ago on video Meanwhile in Russia...

Isn't that just the sort of truck you want in the sinkhole?
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-6 230. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Close call for "Darwin award"

Xylocaine is one of those that feels so strongly about his disbelief that he must express this to anyone and everyone at every perceived opportunity.

I content to you that there's no more proof to sustain your disbelief anymore than another's belief.

At the end of the day, both of us rely on faith for our answer.

The Bible supports you and I as well...

Hebrews 11
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
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+6 231. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Walking (and talking) Dead

awww #3 ur missing out.
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+18 232. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Riding in the World's First 3D-Printed Car

Am I the only one completely unimpressed that all they did was drive it into a truck trailer? :|
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+8 233. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Train hits an 18-wheeler

Whattya propose to do #3? Stand in front on the train and hold your hand up?
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+6 234. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Rare footage of a human with rabies

It doesn't help that they put the video to that creepy "psycho ward hospital" music theme.
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+4 235. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video High School Blitz Interview with Apollos Hester

Good on for him.
With so many punk kids out there, it's refreshing to see one on the positive side.
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+7 236. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Fastest Gun in the World?

I guess when you're the fastest in the world you can be that smug.
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0 237. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Eyes on the ball

That's awesome #3, love to see this sport come to the US. Looks like a lot of fun, although I can't believe those guys don't wear any pads??? How do they survive from game to game w/out injury? In the US NFL, guys get injured every week and they're all covered up in pads!
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0 238. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Eyes on the ball

What sport is that?
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+9 239. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Is it OK to Pee in the Ocean? - Reactions

Dangit, I wanted to know why I couldn't pee in reefs or swimming pools!
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+20 240. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Adrian Romoff: 9-Year-Old Piano Player Wows Judges

Yeah well... When you're smarter and more talented than 99.99% of the rest of the population, I guess you get to be a little snob.
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+6 241. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Human Water Catapult - 55 Foot Launch

Ah, so this is what spoiled rich kids do!
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0 242. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Billie Jean on beer bottles

Wow, some of us humans were created with some awesome talents.
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+7 243. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video TEAGUE X Sizemore Bicycle

I'm not sure I know what a hipster is but, this seems extremely practical if I lived in the middle of the city or were a bike messenger...
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+7 244. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Detroit 4-71 in gmc 650 running away start after 30 years

HAHAH! Wisdom and experience....

You see the kids run away, while the old man just "handled business".

By the way #3... Way to look like an idiot on the internet. ;)
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+11 245. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Cambodian shows how to disarm a mine

Here's are the facts surrounding this situation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aki_Ra

The mines were planted by an extremist (nutjob) group called the Khmer Rouge that, found it fun to kill their own people. The man disarming the mine is a former "drafted" soldier whose parents were killed by the Khmer Rouge.

#2 It would appear that you prefer to remain uneducated and instead opt to spread rhetoric. You may now go crawl back under the rock from whence you came.
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+8 246. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Beadchain experiment

You can't fool me w/ your science!
This is clearly voodoo magic.
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+8 247. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video WORLD RECORD 1000 yard shot with a 9mm Hand Gun

If you've ever shot a rifle vs. a handgun, you will understand just how much more difficult it is to shoot an accurate shot w/ a handgun than it is w/ a rifle due to the shorter barrel. Of course then there's also the recoil to contend with.

This is an impossible shot and he actually hit it... Simply amazing.
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+1 248. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Finland - Russia Ice-hockey final was a total referee-fiasco

I think the first call was not a cross checking but rather a player w/ the puck defending himself from a check.

The rest of the video however, was spot on, can't believe this happens on such a big stage. Glad we don't need to deal w/ this in the NHL (US). Overall the refs in the NHL are very good.
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+5 249. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Welcome to Marineland

Lotsa news stories on this place across the web.
The owner John Holer, seems like a greedy, money hungry slob, w/ no moral values.

Personally, I see no problem w/ keeping animals in captivity as long as they are treated well. Just ask my Wiener dog, who has her very own family of humans to wait on her hand and foot.

MarineLand however... This place should be shut down. I hope the protesters win their campaign.
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+3 250. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Deadly Super Rainbow Tears Through West Coast

I blame gays and lesbians.
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-19 251. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Domestic abuse

In most typical situations a man is physically stronger than a woman and can defend himself. While I don't think it's ok for a woman to hit a man, it's a VERY different and more serious problem when a man hits a woman.
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+17 252. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video A nice day on a Russian beach

Poor Russia, they get like 3 days of warm weather and then this happens.
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+3 253. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Stephen Fry's reaction to a college football game

Sooooo college sports aren't this popular in other countries?

This is pretty normal in the US for all college sports but (American) football is probably the biggest and most popular.

#4 Not quite sure what you mean... Aren't there "customers" across the world in every country?
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+21 254. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Normal Japanese Comercial - Wonder core

Man, I would love to go live in Japan for a while.
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+11 255. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Jurassic Park Theme

That was really cool. Anyone know what kind of guitar that is? Has like a sweet Hawaiian sound to it.
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+4 256. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Citizenship Test

Hey #4 that's cool, can I be the guy that cuts your head off w/ a rusty chain saw instead of you becoming an American citizen?
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+1 257. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Fletcher Capstan Table

You make an awful convincing argument #4
OK you wore me down... When I'm really really rich someday, I'll buy one!
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0 258. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Fletcher Capstan Table

You make an awful convincing argument #4
OK you wore me down... When I'm really really rich someday, I'll buy one!
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+4 259. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Fletcher Capstan Table

....and it can all be yours for the low low price of "way too much money!!"
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+23 260. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Perfect Texture

hmmmm... seems more high impact to me.
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0 261. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Best use of the Oculus so far

#9 It's not that he sold Oculus to a major company, it's WHO he sold Oculus to.

I suspect there would have not been any anger if he had sold Oculus to a company like Valve.
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0 262. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Pitch deflects off bat into umpires pocket

He totally played that off like...
"Really? again?"
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+6 263. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Heckler Getting Destroyed By Joe Klocek

If there was ever a time to run away and cry like a girl, that would be it.
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0 264. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video What's that noise?

I'm not here to cry about "animal abuse", that skit was just plain not funny whether she beats the dog or not.

Seriously, who approved this video?
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+3 266. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video How to make Hip Hop Hits

That was dope yo.
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-3 267. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Dog protects child from mother while she pretends to hit him

#5 Who are you to determine how this woman disciplines her child?

That's the problem w/ people like you. Think you know better, how to raise the children, than the parents.
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+2 268. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Harvey's Redemption

Truly epic... What a fun memory.
As I watch this video, playoff hockey is being broadcast on TV.

Go Hawks!! :)
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0 269. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video TACO BELL

Wanna know what's ironic?

I'm eating Chicken McNuggets as I watch this video.

Seriously, I am! I just finished playing hockey and was hungry.
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+11 270. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Dog expresses his happiness and gratitude after being rescued

Wow #(removed comment) rage much?
I can't imagine it's fun to be angry all the time.
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+13 271. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Happy: Trombone Loop

#1 according to his youtube channel he's using Abelton Live 9
https://www.ableton.com/en/live/new-in-9/

This guys pretty darn talented to be able to do this even with cool software.
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-2 272. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video You think you can whistle?

Who needs a penny whistle when your mouth can just do it for you?
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+26 273. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video 25 angry dogs - What would you do?

That farmer got quite the tongue lashing.
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+16 274. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Russian close quarters shooting drills

That's about the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
No Paintball, Airsoft or BF4 for these guys.
They go straight for the real deal.
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+13 275. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Propane tank vs. Rednecks

He's right though... That was pretty awesome.
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+4 276. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video "The Asian Vitruvian Man"

If I spun around that many times, I'd puke.
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+10 277. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Guy getting funky with a Talk-Box and a Moog.

#2 Paying respect to the greats by following in the road they paved is not an attempt @ trying to copy their work, but rather paying homage to it.

Learn to appreciate my friend.
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+9 278. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video The weirdest hotel in the world

There are some truly odd people in this world.
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+7 279. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Nice redneck idea ...

#5 you're just jealous because you didn't think of it first.
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+8 280. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Ancient Chinese instrument mimics Super Mario Brothers

Some of you guys don't know how to appreciate a classic. Super Mario Bros. was a pioneer in gaming.

Too bad this chick played it too fast and didn't "feel" the music... Would have been much more engaging.

In any case, this is what she's playing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheng_(instrument)
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+1 281. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Tires with retractable studs for ice

5th snowiest winter in Chicago this year.

I could have used these for sure :|
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-1 282. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Just a Man Ironing a Shirt

who fricken approved this?
Either someone is paying off the admins, or they are sleeping with them.
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+9 283. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Richard Turner, the blind card mechanic

A Master and his Craft.
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0 284. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video People Are Awesome 2014

1:09 is a fake.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/longoria.asp

If people are going to be awesome, let's put the truly awesome people in a compilation and not those making a viral vid for a shaving company.
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+9 285. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Two deer fight and get stuck together...

Cry me a river #4 you freakin hippy.
Go join PETA.

By the way, I love animals.


They're delicious :P
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+5 286. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Super Bowl Commercial

Well said #8.
#15, Don't you find that in every country?
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+4 287. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Australian Food

Of all the stuff I came home with from my trip to Brazil, was the different foods and candy. My family and I had the best time trying out foods that we just don't have here in the US.

On a side note...

How does that one girl know what dog food tastes like? I can only think of one answer...

Their reactions to Vegemite was pretty hilarious. Never had it and not sure I want to.
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+30 288. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Security kid

Yeah #1 you can lay down like a scared dog and let criminals prey on your weakness, or you can stand up and fight.

I choose the latter.
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0 289. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Wood Trick

1:42
Is that David Hasselhoff in the background?
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+13 290. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Piroefekti

Is it just me or did everyone look incredibly uninterested? Even the bride and groom were like "yup, just here hangin out for our wedding... meh"

Then the fireworks are going off and people are milling about like... well like there aren't fireworks going off inside!
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+27 291. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Ferry being beached ready for scrapping in Turkey

..... unless you work at that shipyard in Turkey ;)
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+9 292. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Zero Visibility

I could never afford to live in Russia, insurance rates must be insane.
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+12 293. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video 15,000 tonnes of tyres are on fire

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/17/tyre-fire-yorkshire-recycling-plant-space-satellite-video-pictures

"North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service announced Friday morning that they were allowing the fire to burn out: "We are scaling down our attendance but several fire crews remain at the scene, including 2 fire engines."

Translation:
"We have no idea how to put this thing out."
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+10 294. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video 1850 HP Lambo: 0-254 MPH in under 21 seconds from a standing start

Whoa did you see the camera warp like that?
That was when he broke through the time barrier!

This car now currently in Torino, circa 1654
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+3 295. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Comparison of large beer vs. small beer

Oh snap, all the USA hater comments came out in force on this video!

Way to look more ignorant than the country you purport to be as such.
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+2 296. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video The Beach Boys Shred I Get Around

How did this get approved???

If this is the latest "internet thing" then I quit the web.
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+4 297. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Where do ships go to die?

"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows."

... I've not seen a more true example.
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+8 298. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Xbox sign Out

This is why I play BF4 on PC :D
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0 299. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Adaptive thermal camouflage for vehicle

#1 I agree with you in a perfect world.

Unfortunately our reality is that there predators out there... ie. those that would do harm to us individually or as a country.

As would be prey, we need to stay one step ahead of them in order to protect ourselves. Whether that mean arming yourself or arming your military with nothing short of the best.

Taking this away from us, only serves to benefit the predator as disarming the prey only makes it easier for the predator.

This is some space age tech!
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+10 300. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Army fails compilation

#4 What an ignorant thing to say about people that have volunteered for their respective countries, to lay down their lives to protect your rights and freedoms.

*Of course I know that some countries require to serve but you get my point.
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+12 301. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Man Loses Weight Eating McDonalds

#4 you are misrepresenting the facts.

In this video, correct nutritional needs and a calorie limitation are observed, along w/ 45 mins of walking.

In Supersize me, his rules were different.
1. He was to eat everything on the menu at least once
2. He was to accept a upsell to a "super size" if it was offered

Interestingly enough his first meal was a double quarter pounder w/ cheese supersized! Quite a large mountain of food to tackle. He ended up puking it all up towards the end of the meal.
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+2 302. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video 11yr old kid challenges Steel Panther guitarist to a duel

Oh, I understand now, thanks #9 :D
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0 303. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Norwegian anti-ship missile test

I understand now why my new Snuggie was delayed in shipping.
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0 304. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video 11yr old kid challenges Steel Panther guitarist to a duel

What's with "other guy" getting banished @ 0:31 and called back again @ 2:38 ?
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+8 305. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video An intro to Star Citizen, an upcoming space sim

The guy making this game is the same one the made Freelancer and was involved with the Wing Commander franchise many years ago. Apparently, he's wanted to make a game like this for some time but technology at the time limited his options and Publishers would not invest the time needed for him to complete the work (since they're all about making money first and quality of the game second).

I personally loved Wing Commander and Freelancer even more. This game is going to be truly epic.

Here's a video from Chris Roberts about Space Citizen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M995Mqr67E&feature=share&list=PLVct2QDhDrB3ZFJgUystJmvMXivxG-r3V


On a side note, the commentator of this video, "Lvlcap" has a popular Youtube channel where he advises strategy and reviews the different weapons in Battlefield 4 (and previously BF3 and BFBC2). Battlefield 4 is probably the best military FPS game out there but, if you're into gaming, you already know this :)
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+7 306. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Furry pile of nope!

How come I'm sitting in front of my PC and I still got the hebbbie jeebies???
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+3 307. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Here I Am

The US govt. is ruled by lobbyists and special interest groups.
The laws in place are not to stop crime but to generate revenue.
The lawmen themselves step on the US constitution in enforcement of these laws by violating the basic rights afforded to US citizens.

The current system in place is broken and in desperate need of a complete overhaul. The problem is, any overhaul would be made by the same people enforcing the broken system that already exists.
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+2 308. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Daft Punk "Get Lucky"

Modern day Trololo song?
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+27 309. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Robber chooses the wrong nerd on an iPhone

No Kidding #8. I'm amazed at all the comments here criticizing the guy that fought back and defended himself against a predator.

What about putting the blame on the criminal holding a gun???

Stand up and defend yourself. Stop lying down like sheep!
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+2 310. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Awesome sales pitch - shark tank

Looks like his company is very successful:
http://sharktanksuccess.blogspot.com/2013/01/element-bars.html

...and here is his company's website.
http://www.elementbars.com/

Another fine example of American ingenuity, creativity, and capitalism.
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+20 311. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Turn your Mouse into a Powerglove

FAKE!
Everyone knows you can't game on a Mac.
You sit in a coffee shop and try to look cool. >:)
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+2 312. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Sikorsky X2 World's Fastest Helicopter

American Ingenuity @ its finest.
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+3 313. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video A 1080 degree kick!

Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku!!
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+5 314. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Extreme Barbie Jeep racing

Defintely Redneck.
However...

Looks like a whole lotta fun and it made me smile.
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+5 315. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Probably The Coolest Cop Ever

How come the cool cops pull over the rich guys that can afford to pay the ticket?
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+12 316. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Making Art Out Of An Anthill With Molten Aluminium

First video on Snotr about this, Cool!
Second video on Snotr about this, also cool!
Third video on Snotr about this... Enough already!
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+6 317. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Captain Picard sings "Let it Snow!"

THERE... ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS!!!
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+11 318. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Shredding Computer Parts

I agree #2 a very satisfying crunching noise :P
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+14 319. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Lollipop Bait, TBWA Kuala Lumpur

I think anyone that hurts/molests children should suffer the death penalty.
These types of people cannot be rehabilitated.
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+10 320. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Terrible Infomercials

Hey wait, I own a Snuggie!

It's actually pretty nice for laying around.

I'd never bee seen outside my house though, or by anyone outside my immediate family ;)
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-1 321. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Motorcycle drives 300km/h on Autobahn, gets passed by Audi RS6

OK so I'm not a biker.
Can someone please explain...

I assume the flashing red lights, is him redlining the engine.
Isn't he damaging his engine for running such high RPM for so long?
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+9 322. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Video from the Washington, IL tornado

I love how Dmitry has reached some level of transcendence far beyond that of us normal human beings. :|
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+23 323. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Video from the Washington, IL tornado

Are you freakin' kidding me #(removed comment)? Your life as you know it changes in an instant. How can you be expected to think rationally? On top of that of course the first thing you see is the home you've lived in is now in shambles around you.

In most cases your car is destroyed, you can't even get to a change of clothes. What do you do when you literally have nothing but the clothes on your back?
How do you cope? What feelings and thoughts take over?

I tell you what, it's easy to pass judgement from behind the safety and comfort of your keyboard.
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+5 324. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video How to pull out car from a frozen lake

#16 I think the point is that the world tends to over-engineer products instead of using simple and efficient design.

I mean seriously, have you ever bought a German designed product? Classic example right there.
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+26 325. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video iDiots

Digital Crack.
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+41 326. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Unlucky soccer player

I love how the other player turns away like he got hit with a season ending injury.

Frankly the way soccer/footballers embellish a hit or tackle make them look like a bunch of sissies.
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+5 327. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video American Fotoplayer

#14 Learn to appreciate a classic form of artwork.
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+9 328. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video What Does Earth Look Like?

Made my head just asplode.

If science was presented like this in school, kids would pay attention.
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+4 329. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video The Making Of 'Gutter Oil'

What's the problem here? This is pretty much on par with all the other garbage China produces.
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+4 331. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Chinese toungtwisters..

#2 I look forward to the video of you performing these tongue twisters. Assuming of course your native tongue is not Mandarin.

Oh and while you're at it, please be sure to read out loud and as fast as possible the book.
"Fox in Sox"
by: Dr. Seuss
If you can't get the book, then the transcript at least will work.
http://poetry.rapgenius.com/Dr-seuss-fox-in-socks-lyrics#lyric

I'm particular to "Three Free Fleas" and "Tweetle Beatles"
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+9 332. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Things change quickly during sailing competition

#3 What crew with any sense is sleeping while sailing??? :S
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+9 333. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Mountain bike backflip over a 72-foot gap

See the part @ 0:13 ?

That's where I would have fallen off the edge.
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+7 334. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Cutting a 26,000 lb granite block by hammer and chisel

This video was about 5 minutes longer than it needed to be.
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+4 335. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video Customer service in Japan

#2 I fail to understand how this is a comparison between US and Japan?
Is it not possible to get both great and terrible customer service in all countries?
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+5 336. Zebulun commented 10 years ago on video One of the strangest ghost goals in football

I thought #1 avatar was awesome.

Change it back #1 don't bow down to peer pressure!! :P
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-2 337. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Handmade Smoke Bomb

A Lot of you guys are a bunch of fuddly duddly's.

Lighten up and have some fun like the guys in the video.
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+41 338. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Young

It's fun to pause the video and see who you wind up with.
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+3 339. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Lucky Ukrainian Has Close Call

Close call?
That looked perfectly planned!
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+4 340. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video The best DJ in the world

It must have been powered by USB ;)
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+4 341. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Johnball

Looks like fun. I wanna play.
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+6 342. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Sick baby sloth gets shaved, BUTTERED, and swaddled

... And after buttering your sloth, put him in the oven @ 350 degrees for 45 minutes.

Sorry I couldn't resist. :D
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-2 343. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Nissan Skyline painted with Heat sensitive color changing paint

So in order to be "cool" you need a hot car, totally tricked out w/ color changing paint???!


....


....


Ok, yes.
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+3 344. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Cracked Chiropractor Commercial

Believe it or not this guy has a real business! It's not a joke!
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/creak-crack-crunch-local-chiropractors-goofy-ad-painful-watch-149571

Go see Ryan Lee, where you can be sexually harassed under the guise of chiropractic care!
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0 345. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video 42 Consecutive Handsprings

Football (EU)
Football (US)

PFFFFT!!

Hockey baby!!
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+23 346. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video 42 Consecutive Handsprings

They try to find the fattest dude possible to run next to her??? :S
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-13 347. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video How to handle a road rage confrontation

Hey guys look! #15 and #17, more ignorant Europeans stereotyping Americans!

It's ironic that those that claim ignorance of Americans are in fact those that are ignorant.

For the rest of you guys here that are a bit more literate than #15 and #17 check out the story about the video.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/05/us/california-marine-road-rage-video/index.html
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+2 348. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Armored Combat League

#2 apparently you missed the comment @ 4:02 and seeing as how the rest of the world come to the US for procedures that simply cannot be done expertly in other countries... I'd have to say your wrong.

Thanks for another ignorant retort from a European.

Know what else is funny #2? I work with Italians, and trying to watch them accomplish and lead a project is like a freakin "bachelor party" Don't even get me started on the last server install debacle.
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-1 349. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Person falls on to tracks

Yeah you like it? It's a screenshot from Far Cry, I got a perfect headshot and the guy landed that way in the boat. It was great fun! Back on the subject, nice job trying to blame me for American policies and then generalizing me in with illegal gun owners. If you learned a thing or two, you would know that any law abiding citizen that owns a gun NEVER would act in such an irresponsible way.

More ignorance my friend! Thank for proving my point!!
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-3 350. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Person falls on to tracks

I'm shocked that many close minded Europeans here comment on the ignorance of Americans and then vote up (currently @ +7) a completely racist comment from #8

Way to show your Hypocrisy EU!
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-3 351. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Birth of a tiny cuteness

That's not cute...
It's kinda gross.
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0 352. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Do you recognize that voice?

#6 I shudder to think how old... Seeing as I how I recognize and I'm certainly no spring chicken.
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+5 353. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Freeline Skates

RollerBlades and a Skateboard made love and this is their mutant child.
I wanna try it...
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0 355. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Patrick Kane shows the definition of stickhandling

IMO, Hockey is the single best sport on the face of the planet. So much fun to play and the best exercise you can get.

Oh and a sidebar... Chicago Blackhawks are the single best hockey team on the face of the planet. :)
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+4 356. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video How do you like your tea?

I drink coffee
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+1 357. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Whipped Cream Frozen With Liquid Nitrogen

#6 If my science courses were this interesting in public school, I may may have paid attention more.

Props to the parents for using fun techniques to teach their kids.
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+1 358. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Costa Concordia salvage timelapse

#1 Don't drink and drive, you may hit a bump and spill the drink.
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0 359. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Dubstep Dance

#2 You can imagine a club full of people dancing like this.
The reality however, is people dancing like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jifY5zuqvqY
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+19 360. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Alex Honnold, Free Solo

As incredible as this dude is... Everyone makes a mistake at some point.
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+3 361. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Jim Carrey - Background Guy

This is from an old 90's skit based show called "In Living Color"
There's a lot of great clips on you tube.
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+33 362. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Giant Water Beetle

The ending makes it totally worth it.
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+3 363. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Unicycle Football

What's up w/ "Mr. Half shirt?" Is he the token gay guy on the team?

That actually looks like a whole lotta fun, but I'd hafta wear more pads I think. Maybe in all my hockey gear?
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+1 364. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Inside the legendary Audi S1

It's pretty cool how he goes drifting around those corners. With those rolling hills off in the distance however... Would make me leave a big mess in my pants.
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+5 365. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Dog response to engine revs

I want my dog to make sounds effects like that!
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+6 366. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Pool Trick Shots

This video wins the award for:
Most annoying music
Most website "plugs" in a single video
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+13 367. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Adele 'Someone Like You' - performed on a bass

It's always neat when you see someone who knows their instrument so well, that they can take it way beyond it's intended design.

Extra bonus for his awesome T-Shirt too! :P
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-4 368. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video NeverWet

#1 Clearly, he wasn't a cheater, he was the inventor.
Seems to me Rust-oleum needs to be paying up some royalties.
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+8 369. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Make a Mini Cannon from a Lighter

Too much work.
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+3 370. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Dog vs. blower....round one

Get a clue #2.
See how the dog's tail is curved upward, then wags when he backs off?


He's having fun, not getting upset, feeling threatened, or wanting to attack anyone.
Just having plain 'ol fun.
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+33 371. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Tommy Franklin - Australia's Got Talent

Don't fast forward to 2:40. It'll kill the build up.
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+4 372. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Billie Jean Cover

Real talent.
Not like that studio produced garbage everyone listens to these days.
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+10 373. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Quadcopter shot of bride

Looked perfectly planned to me.
That hit couldn't have been better.
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+1 374. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Getting creative with cartridges

Ya know, I'm currently in the market for a gun. I want a handgun however friends tell me for home protection, I really should get a shotgun.

I think after watchin this, I may be in the market for a new shotgun.
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+31 375. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Reconstruction

Weren't we all taught when we were 5 to "Look both ways before crossing the street?"
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+6 376. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video AK-47 Underwater at 27,450 frames per second

Hey guys, don't feed the troll. It's only a matter of time before Chaplin's account gets deleted by admins.

He must be some guy that's been banned before and now he comes here like a little child to get attention.
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+3 377. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Scientifically Accurate DuckTales

That was really freakin' weird...

For those of you wondering, the tune is taken from an old late 80's early 90's cartoon show in the US.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frGLMtGsotc

There was even a Nintendo game!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYuqB2BPkz4
It was fun.
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+14 378. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Great Hacky Sack Routine

Dude must have Asian genes.
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-3 379. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Can you recognize the child fighting for their life before the lifeguard does?

Hey listen, any of you guys ever been in a wave pool?
Mass chaos of human flesh bouncing and banging around like some sort of weird ball of goo you get from the 25 cent machine.
I'm just sayin, I'm lucky to be alive today.
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+7 380. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son

Some of you guys are awful sensitive. Holy crap people, lighten up.
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+10 381. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Dog taking care of sleeping baby

Sleeping babies are like the most peaceful looking thing in the world.
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-6 382. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Don't let this guy embarrass you in a street fight

#4 It's easy to be a know it all behind the safety of the internet.
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+4 383. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video How to Become the British Monarch

Phew! good thing The Royals just had a boy.
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+5 384. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video X-Men Wolverine Claws

Dang Snotr did you forget to pay your internet bill again? Waiting for the video to load like this is crapola.
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+4 385. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Meet ATLAS

We all know what's going to happen.

Didn't you guys see the documentary?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088247/
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+2 386. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Ultimate Fails 1st half 2013

So much awesome fail that you just can't comment on one.
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+3 387. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Farmer digs fire line with his tractor to try to divert the fire

#4 The problem with your statement is that it seems to me there's an assumption the govt. or fire service personnel will help resolve the problem. I think that IS the problem. All of us waiting on "officials" to fix an issue. That's just how the govt. likes it. Rely on them for everything instead of being self sufficient.
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+12 388. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video BOOM Headshot!

Oh man I laughed so hard during the slo mo.
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+4 389. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Attempt at landing at Wellington Airport

We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.

And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us.
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-1 390. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Pissed off Russian breaks up road rage

That's too bad #5. Sorry you can't protect yourself in your own country.

When someone breaks into your house, or robs you on the street, you gonna call the police to come help you? 10 minutes or more later when they arrive, you'll be either dead or beaten and no more money left in your pocket.
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-2 391. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video The Pad Down

Hey, you guys do know, Chicago is the greatest city in the world.

Go Blackhawks!!!
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+1 392. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Dont leave your pet in a parked car

I know this was a serious video and I agree, it's irresponsible to leave your pet or child in a hot car but you gotta admit... What #1 said was funny.
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0 393. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Karen Marie sings "Fever" in 12 different styles

C'mon #5, learn to appreciate talent and art.
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-1 394. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Washing Machine Easter Egg

Am I the only one that has no idea what #6 is talking about?
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+2 395. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Russian Biker 1, Traffic Jam 0

Hey you guys know that game where you're supposed to guess the number of jellybeans in a jar?

OK so, I have a game based off of that and this video.

Guess how many days before the video of this biker crashing is posted to Snotr.
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+13 396. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Iron Chin

I want to see the whole fight now...
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+3 397. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Korean artist Kim Jung Gi demonstrates his skill

A Master and his craft...
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+1 398. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video German shepherds having fun at the park and lake

That guy's got a lot o dogs.
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+3 399. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video SpecialEffect: the Gamers Charity

I freakin' love video games, even since before I was outta mom's womb. Bringing this much fun to other folks would be the best job ever.
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+8 400. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video He loves his job

#6 It doesn't matter what is in those boxes. Anyone that works like this w/ such careless disregard, is not someone I want working for me.
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+22 401. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Clothing of the Future

Yeah but, they got the man right.
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+24 402. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Black bears are just cute and cuddly

That woman is an idiot. Clear example of someone that thinks they know what an animal will do before they do it.

One day she'll be out chasing after bears only to get herself mauled because "she knows" how the animal will respond.
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+2 403. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Shelby GT500 destroy dyno...

Sizzlik - What has a better chance of videos getting posted on Snotr. Video links to You Tube? or uploaded videos directly to the site? or it doesn't matter?
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+9 404. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Guy Installs Shower to Stop People Peeing In His Alley

Some people are just nasty... Seriously, who craps against the side of a building???
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+5 405. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video PhysX - Real-Time Fluid Physics Demo

It's for this reason I game on the PC.

Graphics completely destroy anything a console can push out.

Even when the next gen consoles are released they still can't compete.
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+5 406. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Elevator prank

Wait, was that whole Chinese part really in Chinese? It seemed like both the passenger and pranksters were actually talking to one another. Did they both really know Chinese or were they speaking gibberish??
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0 407. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video If

I don't know what it is about this guy. He just annoy's the crap outta me.

On a side note, did a Snotr admin subscribe to this guy or something? His vids pop up as regularly as the monthly fail vids.
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+2 408. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Trampoline Fails

This is better than the monthly fail vids.
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0 409. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Treadmill Dancing

lol #7 that made me laugh.
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-1 410. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Hallucinatory Optical Illusion

um... What does it mean if my eyes don't go back to normal after watching this?
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+26 411. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Old vs. New

True nerds will recognize that song Leonard Nimoy is singing :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

Yes... I am a true nerd.

I think they had some seriously strong drugs back then.
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+3 412. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video What happens when you put a banger in a cow pat

That's just nasty. What's wrong w/ that dude.
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+1 413. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video This guy is a phenomenomon

My wife can't say "Frivolously"
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+5 414. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video The Mannequin Scare

What is it about seeing people get the crap scared outta them that makes me laugh?
This is one of the world's great mysteries.
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+4 415. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Helicopter balances on road railing

That guy must be just freakin awesome @ video games.

Beautiful countryside #6
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+3 416. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video TXT ISLAND

It's OK #3 it wasn't real.
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+1 417. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video RIP Tom Knapp

#4 If someone breaks into my house, that's exactly the kinda gun I want!
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+4 418. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video How Much Money is There on Earth?

This guy's videos are always informative but... Am I the only one that thinks the way he speaks, his facial expressions and how he moves around are annoying??

maybe it's just me...
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+19 419. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Banjo boy returns

So much more talented than the crap on the radio today.
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+1 420. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Cutting a Watermelon in 20 Seconds

That's because he IS the Fruit Ninja
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0 421. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Magnetic Putty Magic

#4 It's not the magnets that are magic. It's the magic putty!
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+51 422. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Husky throws a temper tantrum for watching tv on the couch

Funny... That's how I act when my wife needs me to get off the couch too.
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+37 423. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Ninja Cat Fail

I want some of what #2 is on.
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0 424. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video How to handle rejection like a BOSS!

60 seconds to load a 30 second vid.

Snotr it's time to upgrade your servers.
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0 425. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video 10 Unexplained Discoveries

What's always funny to me is how scientists claim to tell us what happened "millions of years ago" but can't even be sure about what happened thousands of years ago.
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+30 426. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Epic drunk failure at the lake

I think it's pretty clear he DOESN'T need another beer.
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+10 427. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Jaehoon Lim performing at Le Plus Grand Cabaret Du Monde

Skill Level: Asian
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+10 428. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Stop Eating Food: The Soylent Experiment

3:15, Does beer qualify as soylent?
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+7 429. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Noisy water tap

#4 Doesn't realize that the water he flushed down the toilet three weeks ago is now being poured into his glass today. MMMMMMM!
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+3 430. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Golf fails compilation

All I want to know is, where are they getting those super charged golf carts... I want one!
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+2 431. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Deadly chopstick skills

"What do you want to do when you grow up son?"
"I wanna throw chopsticks through bowls dad."
"Very good son, exactly what I had in mind for you."
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+8 432. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video I am SOOOOO glad I didn't grow up here.

Pain is weakness, leaving the body.
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+3 433. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Incredible 6,000 lb JDAM Airstrike in Afghanistan

Look #24 I love all the other countries of the world and the different cultures and styles but I also take immense pride in the country I live in. I don't disagree that my govt is involved in some terrible subversive efforts and doing things in countries we have no business doing, but don't fault the US people for some of our idiot leaders. We aren't ignorant to the rest of the world out there... Well, not all of us anyway :)

By the way, Holland's on my list of countries to visit someday, now I just need to work on my money situation to support my "world vacation"
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-7 434. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Incredible 6,000 lb JDAM Airstrike in Afghanistan

Hey #20 How about some sources instead of you just spewing crap from your keyboard. Please show me how the US lead the world to depression. You trying to blame the US for Greece austerity measures?? Funny, my friend funny. I will give you this though... You are correct that the US had no business in Vietnam but I'll tall you what, while your pointing the one finger at us, look at the three pointing back at you. Find me one country in the world that hasn't made a mistake.
Oh and BTW... China???? LOL go ahead and take those Tienanmen Square college kid killing commies. Wow I can't believe you used China for your argument!!!

#21 and #22, Yeah I've seen all those conspiracy videos that the govt. staged 9/11. Honestly it's a bit of a stretch to base your argument on conspiracy theories. By the way, maybe aliens staged 9/11. One more thing #21 I watched the Wealth distribution in the US. That's called Capitalism my friend. You can come to this country and make billions if you have the drive and determination. Just ask my Scottish friend Andrew Carenegie who's steal literally built America. There's other incredibly successful and more recent immigrants but Carnegie was the first that came to mind.

Don't hate America because we accomplished more in 200 years than your's did in thousands.
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-11 435. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Incredible 6,000 lb JDAM Airstrike in Afghanistan

Please people quit you're belly aching.
If you forget, it was the Taliban and Al Qaeda scum that flew planes into CIVILIAN buildings.

Don't cry to me about innocents (especially when you have NO facts about this particular strike).

How many innocents and civilians died on 9/11??? Almost 3000! This wasn't even a military target!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_September_11_attacks


Screw all of you Euro trash hippie's bashing my country for defending itself against these waste of a life terrorists.

Who contributes the most to AIDS relief?
http://www.avert.org/aids-funding.htm
Yeah that's right...

What about developement assistance???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Development_Assistance
Yeah that's right...

Oh and by the way, which of your backwards little countries are accepting MY tax dollars to help make YOUR life better? Here's your answer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_foreign_aid_received


As far as I'm concerned the US should pull ALL it's money out of other countries and focus on our OWN economy instead helping to develop yours.

My comments will be voted down and frankly I don't care... I'm not here for for up votes today with all the crap coming out of your keyboards.
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+4 436. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video So this old man walks by a snake.....

Seriously??? #14 It's a snake... A freakin' snake.

Go hug a tree for cryin out loud.
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+6 437. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video So this old man walks by a snake.....

#4
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

:D
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+73 438. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Ice Climbing Fall

Fortunately, he was very easy to locate due to the brown trail that followed him down the mountain.
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-1 439. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Overconsumption

MMMMM... Time for dinner everyone!!
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+61 440. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Hamster Trolls Policeman

That was hilarious and I didn't understand one freakin' word.
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0 441. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Awesome paintballing

Wow #7, depressed much?
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+6 442. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Most logical movie fight scene EVER?

Note to self:
Don't rent a car while visiting India.
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+8 443. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video A Feral Cat Hunting

We think we're so cool because we have "stealth" technology.

Look at that cat... We ain't nuthin' on that kind of stealth.
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+3 444. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video WW2 sniper gets to make some shots

#8/#11 My point is that Finland would be part of Soviet Russia had it not been for the Allies.
I read the same Wiki you linked, I also love watching the history channel. You think Russia would have let Finland go w/out the Allies in 1944? I mean, they didn't let Finland go for 5 years until they came under pressure of the attack and impending Allied victory. Don't mistake me, when I say Allies, I mean ALL Allies, not just the US forces. WW2 was Good vs. Evil, don't fool yourself.

Regarding the Bible, God reigns down a lot of deathly justice against evil and I'll reference the very common story of David and Goliath.
1Sam 7:45
1Sam 7:50

And then of course there's Sodom and Gomorrah... Gen 19:24

The walls of Jericho... Josh 6:20,21

The Lord killing of Egypts firstborn... Ex 12:29

I reference of course some of the most popular and more well known verses regarding God's wrath upon evil. But the New and Old Testament have many more examples.

I respect your decision to quote the Bible, but you really should be educated on the whole book and what it contains, instead of locating one verse (taken out of context I might add) to support your cause. Whether or not you are a Christian, I highly recommend reading the Bible just as I would recommend a multitude of other great books. Reading great works really does engage your brain in awesome new ways.

By the way... "The Governor" is more of a Communist dictator than a Democratic leader.
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+2 445. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video WW2 sniper gets to make some shots

#8 Maybe you should think again before you comment.

Were it not for the Allies fighting a war against Tyranny, oppression, and evil, you would be a German citizen of the 3rd Riech or a Subject of Soviet Russia.

You kids need to wake up to reality and read a bit more history before you go off talking.
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+4 446. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Fastest Water Bottle Chug EVER

Don't act like you've never bought bottled water Mr. Irishdude :)

Unless it's some kind of a US only phenomenom?

http://www.celticpure.ie/
Oh.
Maybe not :P
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+2 447. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Meanwhile in a Romanian car service

I wish we had this in the US. People here will drive around in a 5 colored car because it's to dang expensive to get it painted.
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+21 448. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Amazing ski stunt five floors of fury

That's odd.
I didn't see a Red Bull logo anywhere. :S
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+9 449. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Just keep going, maybe no one noticed

See? Not all race cars in the US only turn left. :P
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+2 450. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Paintball Sniping, shot with a scope-cam.

This guy is just havin' some fun. Anyone that plays Paintball knows full well you won't see this out on your local park.
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+2 451. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video High school robotics team help a kitten walk again...adorable...

This video gives hope for the future.
Not every teen is a drunk punk that wears their pants around their ankles.
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+1 452. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video 136 mph Rally Car Jump

If you look close, you can see the driver and co-pilot high five each other as they hit the jump. :P
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0 453. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Just defying gravity, that's all

I want to retire in that town.
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+35 454. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Bill Gates jumps over a desk chair like a boss

Think about it #2. Where would the world be w/out Microsoft?
Either...
Under the rule of Apple's tyranny.
OR
Confused on how to install Skype on Linux.
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+5 455. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Compilation Of Stunts Gone Wrong

oops, meant to say you can never have TOO much fail compilation :)
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0 456. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Compilation Of Stunts Gone Wrong

#1 Let's be honest, there's TOO much fail compilation.

It's always young teenage boys doing this stuff.
Go figure.
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+5 457. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Garnet Exelby, the Immovable Object

What was going on w/ the rest of his team???
He had three opposing players laid out and the whole rest of his team just watched!

Totally could have had a 3 on 1 or 3 on none over @ their goalie!
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+3 458. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Top 10 Bike Fails Loading Unloading

Some of those aren't fails.

1. Bike in truck
2. Guy out of truck

Success right? :P
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+3 459. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Tony Hawk 2013

Master of his craft.

He reminds me of these old guys that come out to Rat hockey with their old equipment and old wooden stick and stick handle/skate circles around these young hotshots.

Know what else I notice? Tony Hawk is wearing a helmet and knee pads. That's called wisdom there kiddies.
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0 460. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Insane Arcade Dancing with 3 guys

Why is it Asians are so vastly more skilled than the rest of us normal people and yet the crappiest garbage possible comes from China?

Bit of an irony.
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+22 461. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Town abandoned overnight in Northern BC, Canada

For the searching impaired...

Molybdenum:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molybdenum

Kitsault:
http://www.kitsault.com/
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+9 462. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Little kids practicing Muay Thai

#(removed comment) Either you aren't a parent or you don't understand the concepts behind the teachings of martial arts.
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+5 463. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Best news bloopers 2012

#4 Know why?
Because at any given time of the day you can find no less than 10 news channels to watch in the US. For some reason we are addicted to news like some kind crackhead trying to get his next fix.
That and the "drama" reality shows. I swear, if you add in an epic soundtrack, producers can make someone taking a crap exciting.
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+42 464. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Shark aquarium explodes in Shanghai

Well it's comforting to know that the Chinese actually use the same crap they export to the rest of the world.
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+1 465. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Christmas day tornado

Passive is nothing more than a troll. I think he's prolly lucky to have internet in his backwards little country.
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-1 466. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Christmas day tornado

#5 Who wouldn't run back indoors from a tornado??

On a side note, since you're commenting on the US military... Please tell me all about the sad and paltry military protecting your country.
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+2 467. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video What happens to boiling water at -41C

I'm gonna try that.

Although it doesn't get quite THAT cold in Chicago.
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0 468. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Mexican drug cartel kidnapping

#13 I think what's obvious is your lack of intelligence given your absence of any evidence and purporting your opinion as fact.

How about you crawl back into the whole from whence you came?
K thanks.
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+4 469. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Mexican drug cartel kidnapping

#3, Seeing as how this chap is the VP of an intelligence company, I would say he is pretty qualified to speak on the topic.
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+5 470. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Sidewalk collapses

Wow I didn't know the umbrellas in Turkey weighed so much. I think I'd rather just get wet.
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+27 471. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video There's a problem with Brighton's Christmas lights

I went searching through the Interwebz to find the news story on this and was disappointed to find...
http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/photos/brighton.asp

:(
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+5 472. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Zeitgeist 2012: Year In Review

<Conversation in the not to distant past>
Google Exec: Guys we need a commercial that will tug on the heart strings of the world.

Marketing Rep: I have an idea... AND we'll even get people to WANT to watch it

Google Exec: Brilliant idea!

<Present day @ your internet enabled device>
Consumer: 'sniff' :'( that was beautiful...

<Present day @ Google>
Google Exec: Playing off the emotions of the world to make a buck! I love my job!
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+11 473. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Merry Christmas with Apple products

What they didn't tell you in this "Christmas cheer" message was that every single band member waited in line for 2 days in front of an Apple store and paid 3 times the amount it would have cost to buy equivalent instruments and equipment.

Merry "Here take my Money Apple!" Christmas ;)
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+20 474. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Free Hugs Amsterdam Edition

Hah, that's awesome. Makes you smile.
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+17 475. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Yu Ho Jin

#1 Sometimes it's not about knowing but rather how well an artist executes his craft and I'd say this artist executes incredibly well.
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+3 476. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video DMX "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

It amazes me what passes for music these days...
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+8 477. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video The Jimmy Kimmel Live Hunger Games

Lighten up guys. Some harmless fun.
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+12 478. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Speech 101 Prank

What's funny is I'll bet I've been to Mexico more than him...
and I'm just some dumb white guy.
Great prank, I could never have held out for as long as him.
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+25 479. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Mouth Juggling

It's all fun and games... Until he accidentally sucks in when he should be blowing out. :)
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+1 480. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Shooting .950 JDJ

#5 Jealous?
I would expect that comment from someone who's government has disarmed them.

Come invade us, I dare you. If the military falls, the people will defend.
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+3 481. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video How to Get Through Checkpoints Quickly

#13 By generalizing all gun lovers as brainless, you are actually showing your lack of intelligence.

Ironic...
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+4 482. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video This player was tired of getting hit while running with the football.

#3 Funny how you talk about "sissy" sports when Europe is all about Football (Soccer).
Talk about a bunch of sissies.
Don't get me wrong, I love watching/playing Football (Soccer), but watching them whine and cry on the ground like a little girl when they get barely touched by the player next to them?

A bit ironic.

In any case, It's always the big talkers that are the biggest sissies. I'm sure you would get downright demolished in either Rugby or US Football.

I'm man enough to admit I would be in a world of hurt if I played w/ those guys.

Besides, the US has a Rugby team, just be careful that as a nation we don't start to enjoy it like you folks. We just might dominate that sport, as we dominate almost every other (China can keep Ping-Pong :D ).

Don't believe me? Look at what US is doing in Football (Soccer) as it's become more popular here.
First Win against Mexico in 75 years
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/16/sports/soccer/soccer-roundup.html

First Win against Italy EVER!
http://espn.go.com/sports/soccer/story/_/id/7630903/clint-dempsey-scores-united-states-beats-italy-first-time

Now I don't claim we are as good as many of the unbelievable EU teams out there, but be careful as the sport becomes more popular here...
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+12 483. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Skittles Sorting Machine

The noises it makes are quite soothing.
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+4 484. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video 38 Seconds With Gustavo Almadovar

Would it be as cool if his name was Bob Smith?
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+3 485. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Misheard Song Lyrics

It's funny, if you don't know the lyrics to the song how much it does actually sound like the text.
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+5 486. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Swarm robots cooperate with a flying drone.

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
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+9 487. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video iPad Mini Commercial

Just throw up on your keyboard #9?
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+4 488. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Mythbusters One Line Wonders

There's a whole bunch of Mythbusters out on Netflix for my intl. brothers and sisters.

Careful, you might become a fan too 8-)
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+1 489. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Woman's Running Of The Bulls Fail

That made me cringe. I think getting hit by the bull would have hurt less.
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+3 490. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Boxer Puppy Greeted By Cows

0:47 Whoa, HI!
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+15 491. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Unbelievable Knife Skills

One day, he's gonna miss. Just like that Parkour dude that was posted here the other day.
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+1 492. Zebulun commented 11 years ago on video Urban Ninja

You guys are too uptight.
That was freakin funny.
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+1 493. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Huge Truck Racing Crash

Freeeeeeedommmmmmmmmmmmm!
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+12 494. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Star Wars FLASHMOB

X-Wing #2, X-Wing....
I think a Star Wars nerd just died because of that comment.
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+8 495. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Ice Bomb

WTH is wrong with that guy!
Falling on ice (hockey) is worse than falling on concrete.
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+8 496. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Russian Car Insurance Scam Attempt Fail Compilation

I have a solution.

Just hit the gas instead of the brakes.

After a few scammers are paralyzed, the rest will get the hint.
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0 497. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video How Not To Feed a Crocodile

It's too bad the croc didn't eat the human.

Then we would have one less idiot out there in the world.
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+1 498. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video $5 Bluetooth Car Hack

<--- 2000 Volvo S80 w/ a CD and cassette player.

I'm totally doing this.
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+3 499. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video The Backwater Gospel

#3 Yeah something is wrong w/ Snotr, it never used to take this long to load videos. Admins say it's because they don't have a big budget, can't afford the bandwidth, and videos are too high quality these days compared to the past. I don't think though this is the whole issue. I think there's an actual problem that needs to be resolved. The problem didn't gradually come up. It simply started one day. Videos have been getting progressively higher quality, they didn't just go from "phone cam" quality to 1080p overnight. Therefore we should have seen this problem happen gradually, not just start one day.
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+5 500. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video A great way to share a Coke

#10 Way to generalize an entire country by watching a corporately created advertisement. It's all staged you moron. On a side note, I'll take my excitement over your lack of insight or intelligence any day. :|
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+24 501. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Incredible Leopard kill caught on camera

Why go out for dinner, when instead you can have it come to you?
Something tells me Kitty may be smarter than the humans :D
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+4 502. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Too Fast to be Good

Haha, #10 a good handful of states are putting them in. Especially in Wisconsin, where my wife's sister lives. They're all over the place.

The one lane roundy's are just fine but when you start getting 2 or 3....
I'll take a good old fashioned, wait for the stop light, intersection ;)
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+24 503. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Thanks for over 5 years of fun!

My brain just asploded.
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+17 504. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Truck tire explodes

Sure #5, cause when I'm travelling down the road @ 75mph and my tire literally explodes from the rim.

Cool thoughts and a collected mind are my first reaction.
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+9 505. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Glass Sculpture Created In Seconds

#1 and #3 I think that's always the mark of a true expert. When they make all of us bumbling idiots look like.... well... Bumbling idiots :D
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+3 506. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Parking Fail... Reversing Good.

Heh, it was almost like the car opened the door and smacked her in the face.

"How dare you leave me w/ no driver lady!"
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+5 507. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Fail Compilation September 2012 || TNL

9:00 Should be in the win video!

On a side note, never underestimate the stupidity of drunk people or teenagers.
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+22 508. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video French Chef treats meal

I wonder how many people were on their way to dinner and were like,
"Screw it, let's eat in the subway!"
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+4 509. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Smartguy Cameraman Gets Tased

To all saying this guy did not deserve to be tazed and cameras are OK in the courtroom.

1. Camera's are allowed in the courtroom, you simply need permission ahead of time from the court - Cameraman did NOT follow this rule.
2. He was warned he would not be allowed to enter w/ the camera on and attempted to enter anyway
3. He was given warning to step back prior to being tazed
4. Look on the internet and watch the entire video (#9 posted it) of this guy's experience. He was openly defiant from the beginning.
5. He is speaking in circles, at one point saying he isn't going to enter the room and then doubling back on himself to say he was going to enter the room.

Bottom line, he got what he deserved. There are far better ways to approach the situation than what he did. He thinks he is outside of the law with all his double talk "I'm not a person, I'm a man garbage".
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+5 510. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Smartguy Cameraman Gets Tased

That was freakin' hilarious
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+16 511. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video First World Problems

When your favorite video game goes down for maintenance and you have to wait until they're done before you can play.
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+3 512. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video I'm Poor And You're Gonna Steal A Dollar From Me?

Thanks for the info Sizzlik, Snotr vids used to load very quickly so I didn't know if you guys were having a problem.

Understand you aren't Youtube, they have lots of resources and servers to draw from, just wanted to make a point that the problem wasn't on my end.

I think based upon how fast videos used to load here, maybe there's a issue w/ the server(s)?
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+35 513. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video I'm Poor And You're Gonna Steal A Dollar From Me?

What's wrong w/ Snotr servers lately? Takes forever to load videos.

I know the issue isn't me, I load Youtube vids nice and quick.
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+32 515. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video NZ Troops say goodbye to Fallen Comrade

Pretty cool way to honor your dead.
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+2 516. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Hazard of the road

You know you've all done that before. Maybe not with chopsticks and noodles, but try eating Taco Bell with one hand whilst trying to drive a stick.
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+9 517. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Caterpiller commits suicide

"You mess w/ the Bull you get the horns"
Or maybe it's more appropriate...
"You tickle the frog you get the tongue"

Not as catchy I know...
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+6 518. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Sleeping an the subway

I'll bet she wasn't tired anymore after that. :P
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+13 519. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Super Dog

This dog would save me money.
As no fence will hold him, thus no need to build one.
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+2 520. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video The Invisible Bicycle Helmet

Sooooooo....
I trade off a bulky helmet for a bulky neck scarf that costs far more than a typical helmet that I can only use once?

hmmm These girls may be on to something, but me personally, I'll stcik with a helmet for now.
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+4 521. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Truck Racing

I knew Europe had rednecks too! ;)
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+11 522. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Afterlife

This video is wrought with quotes from people that state their beliefs as fact. This is all well and good as they are entitled to their beliefs however, just as Christian believe there is God, Atheists must also believe there is not God.

No facts, only faith.

I will also say this. Many statements made in this video are ignorant of what the Bible teaches and the verses shown are taken totally out of context. In my opinion, one should at least read the Bible before they take it out of context or make quotes contrary to its teaching. The point is, you need to educate yourself on both sides of a subject before you conclude a position.
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+17 523. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Budgie is a big fan of R2D2

That is quite simply the coolest bird I have ever seen(heard?).
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+4 524. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Five guys, one piano

Completely original and completely awesome.
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-11 525. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Don't interrupt grandpa's chat...

I'm sure I'll get voted down in this heavy European comment forum however, this is exactly the reason why law abiding citizens in the US carry guns. To protect themselves (and others) from those that would do evil to them.
Unfortunately, many of you have grown up in a society where propaganda from your govt. and private groups are telling you otherwise.
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-1 526. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Ground 0 population 5

Hey #9, while your calling us stupid, remember how many countries we liberated due to the evils of Germany and Japan shortly before this took place.

At the time, as we (nor did anyone) know just how dangerous nuclear weapons are and could be.

Consider how different the world would have been if we hadn't come bailed your sorry rear end out. You'd be praising lord Hitler right now I'd imagine.

So think twice before you open up on your keyboard, you ungrateful waste of space.
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-2 527. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video 500 Magnum vs Watermelons

Hey #3 chew on this....

While your country is being invaded and taken over, mine will NEVER be.
Our citizens are armed and in the event we are invaded, we will fight back.

"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands"
"If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns"
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+3 528. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Faith in Humanity...

#2 What I was thinking that it's sad the world has degraded to such a point that we need to be reminded that there's still good out there. That's the unfortunate point we've gotten to...
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+1 529. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Most Baby Windmills In 30 Seconds

Always amazes me how people can do stuff like that and not get dizzy beyond all belief.
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+5 530. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Rich Forne Shows How to Wall Ride

Incredible skills and insanely impressive however....

That guy is a complete and utter moron for not using any safety gear.
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+4 531. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video The Ultimate Zombie Destroyer

Hey #12 let me put it in perspective.

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming spoons for Rosie O'Donnell being fat.
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+9 532. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Great Catch

I love how some of you the Europeans are commenting about this sport and toughness in general.
Ironic since Futbol has a guy crying on the field every 10 minutes about a non-existent hit.
Just look @ all the crybabies during UEFA 2012!!

Oh and by the way, before you mention Rugby.... Yeah, we have that here too.

What's also ironic is how close minded your negative comments are since many Europeans are under the false impression the US is close minded to anything outside our borders.

Not all of us are barefooted rednecks with a southern drawl.
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+4 533. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video German Comedian on American audience

Thanks #6, he mentioned "Is anyone on O2?"

and I'm sitting here wondering how anyone in NA could be on O2?? :S
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+7 534. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Near Disastrous Semi Truck Fail

For the record, the truck driver looks to be well off as he stands behind his "prison of broken glass"
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+17 535. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Polish Upside Down House

That messed me up in the head a little.
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+6 536. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Sony Rolly

#8 huh? Since when is Sony funded by tax dollars? It's a publicly traded company.
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+1 537. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Alpha Sphere

I wish the guys in the background would shutup.
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+9 538. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video The Higgs Bosons and the LHC explained

I learned from this video...
That there are people so much smarter than me, it makes my head asplode.
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+15 539. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Girl Swallowed Up by the Sidewalk

So China isn't immune to the garbage products they make either huh?
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+53 540. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Strange Delicacy

I'm forced to wonder...
Who was the first person that said to themselves.
"Ya know, I'd really love an egg twice boiled in the urine of a young boy"

I can honestly say, I've never felt this compulsion come over me
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+2 541. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Someone Like You Cover By Connie Talbot

I've often wondered how people with an English accent (or any kind of accent for that matter) can sing songs and their accent disappears.

Can anyone elaborate on that?
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+50 542. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Honda's new theft deterrent system...maybe

lol #1 what gave it away for you, the "unholy vengeance"?
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+6 543. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Automobile Show

Heh, love the "Netherlands/US Country" accent on the chick in the beginning of the clip.
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+6 544. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video JONATHAN ANTOINE AUDITION - BRITAINS GOT TALENT 2012

Auditions like this is what make "<insert country name> Got Talent" fun to watch.

On a side note, if that kid cut his hair, changed his clothes and put himself on a weight loss regiment for 6-8 months he could look as good as his voice sounds.
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+10 545. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video A Different Kind of Boss

No kidding #3, big risk should net big reward given big success. The problem comes in when you have companies like AIG that reward its executives for failure.
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+5 546. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Trike Drifting

#1 is right, there's a fine line between having big balls and just being downright stupid. You aren't more of a man when you act dumb... You're just dumb.
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+67 547. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Perpetual motion bulldog can't be stopped

If the power of that dog could be harnessed, Earth's energy problems would be solved.
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+5 548. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Solar powered crowd sourced health care

Fat people should not wear colored body suits.
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+21 549. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Dark Matters

What's with all the noise in the background? Were these guys giving a lecture inside a coffee shop?
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+8 550. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Underwater for 10 days

Seriously, why would they say "Don't ask where he took his bathroom breaks?"
That's the first question that comes to mind!
Did he really swim around in his own pee and avoid pooping for 10 days? I can barely go one full day w/out a good poop. sometimes I'll even poop twice.

If he swam around in his own pee for 10 days that's pretty fricken nasty.
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+5 551. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video See, what I know with my skis!

and I have enough trouble just staying upright going down the slope.
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+5 552. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Lets play Ping Pong

Looked like Street Fighter 4 in real life! :)
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+22 553. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video He really trusts in his product.

:O
I'm speechless
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+6 554. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Moms' tips for baby sleep

1:29
DING!
Baby's done.
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+3 555. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Guy Wins a Million Dollars on The Price is Right

#1 that was old the day after it was said.
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+1 556. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video American Ninja Warrior 2012

#9, #10, #17, Have you ever watched Ninja Warrior? There's very little if any leg strength on that show.

This is what he is training for. Go look You Tube you'll find something on the show.
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+2 557. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Insane Trapeze Acrobat Hanging off a Helicopter!

no, no, no, no, no. I mean what is wrong with this dude? He's fricken mental!
Hanging off a bar on a chopper with just your feet?
And then he cheers about it?
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+11 558. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video 2011 4x4 CRASH COMPILATION

1:50 Best way ever to turn your car around.
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+56 559. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Rabbit Turtle Story

I just watched some corporate, motivational, team building, leadership video.
Isn't this something I should be watching at work?
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0 560. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video snowmobile frontflip

lol #4 like to see u try it.
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+1 561. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Silence of Love

#11 I think ur right. People beep @ you if you spend more than 60 sec in the drivethru. We are too impatient.
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+3 562. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Silence of Love

What a selfish little girl.

On a side note, commercials in Thailand are 3 minutes long???
In the US they are 30 secs each.
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+20 563. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video How LN2 exploding and loud

Apparently these guys never made it out of the "idiot things teenagers do" phase.
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+17 564. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Sushi Conveyor in Japan

#(removed comment) Jackie Chan is Chinese you moron. Wow dude, you aren't even good at making dumb jokes.
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+6 565. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Fire From The Sky?

Based upon Russian driving accident videos recently posted on Snotr, I'm going to chalk this satellite orbit decay up to poor Russian driving :D
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+1 566. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Masterpiece

hypnotizing to watch.

What country is this from?
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+6 567. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video How NOT to get out of a mud hole

lol #5 what are u like 12 yrs old?
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+1 568. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video "Indian Snake Girl" Eight year old loves her pet Cobras

...and these are the people that answer the phone when I call tech support.

No wonder why they can't ever fix my problem.
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+6 569. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Boxer excited to go for a walk

#1 if your dogs don't get excited when you take em for a walk then you have boring dogs, sorry bud.
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+4 570. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Brutus, the pet grizzly bear

It's all fun and games until your pet bear bites your head off.
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+2 571. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Priest throws holy water at dedicated cops

... with little boys.

Just wanted to finish that one for you #9 :D
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+18 572. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video SOPA Cabana

#(removed comment) You know as well as I do that giving govt more power is bad. I am no advocate of piracy, it's stealing plain and simple.

Be informed my friend.
http://www.maximumpc.com/article/features/byte_rights_crappy_house_remix
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+3 573. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Baby Octopus crawling around out of water

Get over yourselves #1 and #5. I'm glad #8 also chimed in with some real knowledge instead of just some whining PETA propaganda like you guys.

Do you cry too every time you bite into a piece of fried chicken or some yummy chilean sea bass?

Don't get me wrong, I love animals too, their delicious!!
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+6 574. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video The Twelve Daze of Christmas

#2 you got no sense of humor, that was funny stuff.
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+2 575. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Slippery stairs on russian subway

In mother Russia, stairs step on YOU!
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+1 576. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Head On Car Crash

I'm curious... Are dashcams required in some countries? I don't know one person in the US or Canada that has one (except for police)
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+2 577. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video The woman who got 69 red light cam tickets

#3 you could not be more wrong, and all you people voting up his comment are equally as wrong.

It's no fault BUT HER OWN!
Cryin' out loud people, take responsibility for your own actions and stop trying to blame others.
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+38 578. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Unbelievable 15 yr. old guitarist

Pure, Raw, Talent.
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-7 579. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Awesome footage taken from a F18

#5 if it wasn't for the good guys keeping the bad guys at bay, then Hitler and Osama Bin Laden would be ruling the world today.
War is good in the name of good.
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+2 580. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Wikileaks

#12 is right, and you people vote his comment down?? Seriously, what kind of human are you????
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+1 581. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Delicious Natural Bottled Water

I'm enjoying my bottled water right now as a matter of fact.

When I'm done, I'll throw it away and then I'll put on my baby seal skin coat, go start my car and let it run all day for no reason.
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+2 582. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video The Human Slingshot

hmmm... Given the landscape (Mountains) and the structures around them, I would have to say those guys are pretty much the farthest thing from rednecks, you can get.
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+7 583. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Just a little swim in the ocean

Who fricken swims naked on the beach on the middle of the day??!? :O
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+1 584. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Heathrow Airport's automated vehicles

+1 Fail for whoever spelled "Hearthrow" instead of "Heathrow" in the title
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+1 585. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Drunk Walking With Style

#2 are you kidding me? Guy is so drunk he can't even walk. You reap what you sow and these are the repercussions of his actions.
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+5 586. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Official Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - The Vet & The n00b

#6 why uneasy?

I agree, Battlefield 3 is where it's at!
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+5 587. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Gangs Taking Their Violence Online Via Twitter

#2 um what??
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+4 588. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video WAR IS COSTLY......... PEACE IS PRICELESS.

War kept:

Emperor Nero
Adolf Hitler
and
Osama Bin Laden

From ruling the world.

Seems to me that war for the right reasons (to defeat evil) is a good thing.
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+5 589. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Half-Life: Origins

PC Exclusive gamer here!

I don't own a console

well...

Except a Wii.
But that doesn't count.
I only play it when my daughter wants me to play "Disney Princess".

Shhh... Don't tell anyone

... Oh wait

<darn>
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0 590. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video 24 hours on an aircraft carrier

#14

Amen brother.
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+2 591. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video 24 hours on an aircraft carrier

My life is quite boring compared to these guys.

"Hi what do you do for a living?"
"Oh me?"
"I'm a computer guy"
"and you"

"Yes I'm an Aircraft Carrier Captain"

....
....


....
....
....



oh...
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+3 592. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video AZO Showreel 2011

I'm telling you people Asians have super powers!
And this man can kill you with freakin chopsticks.
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+5 593. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video New Yorker rides into obstacles in bike lanes to prove a point.

This is another law made by local government (this law is only for New York, or potentially just for the New York City region, it doesn't apply to all of the US or for example In Chicago where Bikers are not "restricted" to a bike lane).
The local lawmakers try to solve a problem of bikers going in and out of traffic and just like typical government, screw it all up. Another example of government getting involved when they should not be.
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+6 594. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Worlds Tiniest v12

Beautiful music really sets the mood for such creativity.

Anyone know the Score?
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+3 595. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video on a dime 3000

Some people have too much free time on their hands.

Why did he pick 3118 coins? Why not 3119? 3200??
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+4 596. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Swinglines

That ladies and gentlemen is what we call a "butt clencher"

That said, I would love to try it, even though I would wet my pants the first time out.
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+2 597. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video We Love America

#18 The only ignorant arsehole is you.
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0 598. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania

Man alive and all you folks complain about the U.S.
I'll take my little part of the world and he can keep his ok?
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+5 599. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Tsetse Fly Bite

#8 That's right, we're paranoid and scared of everything AND we carry guns. Given that combination I recommend you stay in your own country and not come here.

We just might shoot you.

"AGGH! A FOREIGNER!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! AGGHHH!"

<<BANG>> <<BANG>>

"phew, that was close"
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+2 600. Zebulun commented 12 years ago on video Turbo Cake Seller

I'm convinced Asians are not human. They accel and out do us normal human beings in everything... Even "Cake bagging"
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-3 601. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Heckling mom

Part of me thinks this is staged.

The other part of me thinks it's real.

I hope the other part of me is right.
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+2 602. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Splinter Cell: Lightbulb Assassin

Real life would be much more fun if it was like this.
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0 603. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Samurai Hayashi on Japanese TV Show

That's incredible, he comes within inches of serious injury or death and she's hugging on him minutes later!! Hey single guys, next time you're out on a date - Try killing her and see what happens!
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+6 604. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Climbing Red Gates stalin's skyscraper in Moscow

Definitely a "butt clenching" moment.
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+10 605. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video The 5 Most Bizarre Goals

Wow, short shorts. I wonder at what point someone said...

"Yeah those will look good on the men"
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+43 606. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Magic Clerk

LOL the look on the last guy's face was just classic! :D
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+3 607. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Trike racing

A completely redesigned built from scratch Tri-cycle, with no brakes???
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-6 608. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Extreme sports compilation

1:11 is not real. Extreme sport compilation author gets the fail on quality control.
http://www.grindtv.com/snow/blog/23555/the%20impossible%20snowboard%20trick%20explained/
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+4 609. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Incredible Mini Golf shots

Trick shots were bad #1 u right
T-Shirt was dumb #2 u right
Video quality was horrible, I mean holy crap "Flip" is only like $70
The people performing the tricks looked more like dorks than cool tricksters
The song sucked
This video wins the all time epic suck award.
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+4 610. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Prankster Pulls Reporter's Pants-Off

Yeah something fishy about this whole clip. I definitely smell fakeage
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-7 611. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video World's first scanner mouse

How'd she get outta the kitchen?
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+1 612. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Portal: No Escape

#11 U live under a rock? I guess I can't understand how u never heard of Portal before??
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0 613. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Say Something Nice

#5 You're guarantees are not based on any kind of facts. People like you prefer to hide in corners instead of speaking loudly on a megaphones anyway.
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+9 614. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Woman calls 911 about missing remote

Thanks for this crappy audio. I thought something wrong w/ my speakers.
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+8 615. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Man Vs. Wild: The RPG

I grew up with games like this. Although I must have missed the bonuses achieved for peeing everywhere. :(
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+5 616. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Hair on fire

Hear what he said @ 0:45?

Enjoy your fun sober kids. There's enough dumb stuff you can get into sober, without getting into smoking or drinking what they have been.

Perfectly exemplified in his video.
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+9 617. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Russia Car Crash Compilation

I learned a great many things today about Russia.

1. Many cars have dashcams!!??!
2. Russian prefer dance music.
3. Trucks think they are smaller than they really are.
4. Cars are actually BIGGER than they think.
5. Turning right from the left lane is considered perfectly legitimate.
6. Russian vehicles must include rear view mirrors as an option.
7. Rain clearly does not affect the speed at which you are driving.
8. Airbags don't exist in Russia.
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+6 618. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Lousy bobcat driver

To those questioning the tipping of the vehicle... This is how Skid Steers work. They tip back and forth pretty easily and although the tip backwards they almost never go all the way back.

Tipping forward is no big deal as you simply lower the bucket to right yourself. This is a common occurrence on these machines.

When the guys say "you have to go higher", it's a dead giveaway there's a rookie in the cab, anyone who has ever driven a skid steer knows that LAST thing you do is travel with a load and the bucket above you. You ALWAYS carry the load low to the ground. This is the FIRST rule you learn and these guys are clearly teaching it to him :D
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+11 619. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video 90's A Capella dance medley

#13 Ahhh yes, the immaturity of youth, you have just confirmed.
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+50 620. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Poor dog learns physics the hard way

...and yet he's still smarter than most humans I know.
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+7 621. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Choosing Your Landing Spot FAIL

Socks! The answer is socks #2 O:)
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+6 622. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Fisherman Vs Birds

Why not just put a top on your fish bucket?
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+9 623. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Dove being a jerk

I like how kitty took a taste. Payback's a b**** birdy.
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+3 624. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video And I got yours ...

That was dumb.
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0 625. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Serious Diabolo Skills

However good you think you are, there's an Asian out there somewhere that can do it better.
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+15 626. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Biggest domino pyramid ever... almost...

The end was oddly un-exciting.
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+3 627. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video How Moken children see

#8 You're a bit mis-informed. There's only a change in existing information, no NEW information which is what evolution indicates.
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+4 628. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Epic 8 Year Old Banjo Player

Wow #2, after reading your comment, it's clear you're more of a brainless redneck than they are.
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+5 629. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Mission Impossible Squirrel

I like how they used the 1960's theme music :D
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+5 630. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Mureen bites of divers thumb

Folks that "play" with wild animals are just dumb. You will never be able to predict what they will do next. At the end of the day, it's a game of Russian roulette, you do it enough times and you will get hurt or get dead.

On a side note, the things that modern medical science can do are simply phenomenal.
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-5 631. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Punching bag 1 - Chinese 0

Is it ironic that the martial arts came from Asian countries and these two asians can't throw a single accurate punch?
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+1 632. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Kid nailed by errant soccer ball

Can someone explain to me what kind of Football/Soccer match this is on such a small field?
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+22 633. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Fisherman Fishing with Slave Cormorants

#1 It's clearly a union construction project
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+34 634. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Expert in Packaging

Why can't the help desk's in India be this efficient?
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+2 635. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Amazing heel goal by an accident

If that's what he does by accident, imagine when he's really trying! :O
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+4 636. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Best Of A Normal Day

Practice makes perfect.
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+5 637. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Increasing Gas prices?

I don't speak a word of Russian, nor did I understand a word they spoke, yet strangely enough I recognized some of the same words from Bad Company 2. Especially when the cameraman started talking @ 00:09
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+19 638. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Insane Wingsuit jumping in Norway

At what point does extreme, become extremely stupid?
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+56 639. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Goodmorning

Completely unexpected. I thought they were just pulling the phone off the bed. The one made me crack a smile.
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+57 640. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video The Disappearance Of A Marathon Runner

Jesus was clearly riding the motorcycle behind the runner. O:)
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+8 641. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Freddy Lockhart - Talking Dogs

Wow, am I the only one that didn't even crack a smile?

Ya know what though, what's really funny... That dude does great impersonations of other black actors but, if you close your eyes, you'll swear it's a white guy up on stage. :D
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-16 642. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Domestic violence

This is why guns need to be legal in ALL countries. So the law abiding citizens can take care of business.
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+4 643. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Lynx Excite Angel Ambush London Victoria

Marketing genius. I imagine it went something like this in the meeting room...

"How can we shove our product down all the "sheeple's" throats?

"I have an idea, what if we...."

and the rest, as they say, is history.
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+5 644. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Bottle of water + microwave.

Some people have too much free effin time on their hands.
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+3 645. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video World's Fastest Zip Line

I like the bullseye @ 2:26. That must be there for those "daredevils" who wish to pull the ripcord. :x
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+5 646. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Love song on Chatroulette

Oh and BTW, fail for using Safari crap browser.
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+8 647. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Slam Ball - Top Plays

#3 You're just jealous you didn't think of it. Cuz the guy that said "Eureka" now has lots o money.
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+13 648. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Fire Illusion

#2 less coffee for you :P
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+2 649. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Cobra vs. Mongoose

Holy Crap! I'm quite glad that the extent of danger for my dinner consists only of possible flares up from the grill. The last time I grilled up steaks I wasn't worried about dying! :O
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+24 650. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Modular Marble Machines

There's something strangely satisfying about the clickety-clack of those marbles. :D
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+1 651. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Bloody Aciddent

Why did he scream too?
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+6 652. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Robber Struggles To Get His Mask On

Remember kids. Good always wins. Because evil is dumb. O:)
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-5 653. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video 40mm riot grenade

#17 Don't patronize the U.S.!

Don't you think for a second that a group of radical sand jockies can come terrorize THIS country!

Don't punch us in the face and then not expect us to completely annihilate your backwards little country!

We don't target innocent civilians unlike our radical enemy.

Crawl back into the hole from whence you came.
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+5 654. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Mysterious Flying UFO's

Anytime you see a fast talker with fast hands putting on a fast show to "WOW" you, all to sell something....

It should throw up a red flag to say the least.
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+1 655. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video 3000 HP Aussie hotrod

Can we get an admin to ban #(removed comment). While your at it, send an Italian mobster to his house to soundly thrash him.
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+3 656. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Washington dc escalator mishap

Not sure why the whole link didn't come across in my first post. Just copy and paste.
Or try here:
http://www.businessinsider.com/escalator-malfunction-jon-stewart-stephen-colbert-rally-2011-3
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+4 657. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Washington dc escalator mishap

#7 I was wondering what happened too. Here's the explanation.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-viral-video-escalator-malfunction,0,7833898.htmlstory

Watch the WT Worker (Waste Transit??) beginning @0:42 just stand there and watch the chaos and then walk away in disgust at the end. A bit surprising the city worker didn't help out? Maybe not so surprising?
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-3 658. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Fail compilation February

Who approved this garbage? Seriously, I mean some quality control here is warranted. I didn't even watch the whole thing, whichever admin approved this needs to be fired. Even if they aren't getting paid, they need to be fired.

Total Crap :'(
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0 659. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video indian top hero

This is now my all time favorite movie.
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+1 660. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video I normally do this on Sundays

You win #9! I'm sittin here goin "Wait I know this song" Castlevania for sure! Course all the young gamers out there wouldn't catch that, it was before their time I think.
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+14 661. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video glass eating

Yeah... That warm tingly feeling is the blood running down your throat.
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+5 662. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Rubik Record From Spain

No kidding #14, like anyone here can do what this kid did in less time?? Have some respect for cryin out loud!

I can solve a Rubik's Cube in... NEVER! So I will recognize this kid's talent.
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-2 663. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Best Street Party Ever

Soooo teens are pricks no matter what country they originate from.

Yep...
Yep...

I'm not really surprised.
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+4 664. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Awesome Truck

If you didn't think that was funny or entertaining then you need to be fed to the whale because your entire life is miserable.
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+1 665. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Rallying

I kept looking for the minimap in the bottom left of my screen.
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+2 666. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Assisted Backflip Fail and Faceplant

You know why that's dumb? Not because of the attempt, but because they were dumb enough to do it on pavement instead a more softer surface (Grass maybe??).
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0 667. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Never ending stairs

Part two in our series of "Alcohol and your body"
Part one very recently found here http://www.snotr.com/video/6755/Toilet_jump_Fail
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+9 668. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Toilet jump Fail

Pay attn kids. This is what alcohol does to you!
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0 669. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Immigration, world poverty and gumballs.

#4 typical anti-american sentiment, I notice people like you have that attitude simply due to your own ignorance and frankly, outright jealousy for what Americans have accomplished.

I weep for you sir, and hope that you will put aside your prejudice and hate and learn to live in this world with the rest of us (and yes I am American).
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+6 670. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Curiosity (almost) killed the cameraman

Wow that guy didn't move...

well...

Except the movement you didn't see, that being his butt clenching up tighter in his life than it had ever been and then followed up with the sudden release of it's contents.
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+6 671. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Butcher Lady Needs Help With Garbage Bags

Hey lady... can ya lend me a hand?

Bu-dum-bum

but seriously folks, I'll be here all week.
Try the veal it's great!
Remember, to tip your waitresses!
Hey hey, "Tipping" is not a city in China!

Hey - ohhhh
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+8 672. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video That's a cool little remote control boat ...wait... :O

#3 don't be hatin on an epic classic.

That song can be theme song music for any event!

Matter of fact, I'm q'ing it up to be played @ my funeral right now :)
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+2 673. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Making A Memory Chip

Anyone else wonder why they make square chips out of a round wafer?
Wouldn't it make more sense to use a square wafer?

I'm sure there's some technical reason my simple mind cannot comprehend. ;)
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+7 674. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Hill-climbing madness

I can do that
...
...
..
.

ok


no I can't
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+5 675. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Mattel Tommy Burst

Such a more innocent time O:)
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+44 676. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke

I'm dumber for having watched this.
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+1 677. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Video Game Foods

I totally wanna see the L4D episode!
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+2 678. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Tactical innovations

That's what I'm talkin' about. Faster more powerful ways to kill terrorists bent on destroying peace and innocent lives.

To all you pacifists out there. Let me punch you in the face while you stand there and do nothing. I would say you could punch me back however, you're a pacifist so you're principles won't allow you to defend yourself.

Too bad for you :'(
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-1 679. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Nascar Miracle

#20 Bitter much?
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+7 680. Zebulun commented 13 years ago on video Dozens Crash On Icy Colorado Roads

What's with the anti Americanism? Does driving like an idiot in the snow or the "no one else can but I CAN DO IT" mentality only pervade from America? Is your country somehow immune from idiots, idiot drivers or general stupidity and this only exclusive to America? Forgive me but, to all those with anti-American comments, your words smack of elitism and a true lack of intelligence. In my experience, this type of thinking really stems from jealousy... But that's not the case here is it?... no... Of course not.