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3. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video Drunk Billy will be missed
Did he died?
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4. Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video Gigi D'Agostino played on church organ
#2: Hard to tell. The echo in the church is not making it easier. He is also using the foot-keys, so that's why some of the visible keys are moving.
I can't hear the song though. What is the name?
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5. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video Buttered shower floor
#5: You rock! 
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9. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video Mystery Guest
#9, LOL! Before I read your name, I guessed your are British. You got you own kind of humour there ;-)
Have a looooooong laugh about this video then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z8QRBYeI1U
"Ignorant and stupid"...? 
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10. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video Mystery Guest
Agree 1, 2 and 3.
Too long and too boring. I stopped watching after 45sec. I don't care about TV-shows that I never have heard of.
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11. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video Make an invisible bottle!
#5 - How...? They are still jingling... Ding dong...
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12. Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video Weird Water Experiment!
The intense heat-chock creates a membrane (of steam) that keeps the water liquid.
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13. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video Skeet shooting jumbo style
Dry Dreams...
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14. Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video This Is Why You Don't Play with dry ice
#8: MiNo, retard...? Who? You?
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15. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video This Is Why You Don't Play with dry ice
I still can't see why you shouldn't play with dry ice? It looks fun!
It hurts to live, so why don't just have some fun with it?
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17. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Drunk Wedding Girl Out Of Control!
Dont drink n' dance!
Is the cameraman humming along? LOL!
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19. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Marine Shoots Javelin Missile
Okay, big missile but the explosion looked like a something the children a playing with New years eve... And it said "pop". I wanted to hear KABOOOOOM and the mountain should crack open.
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20. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Drifting In Zimbabwe
Weird, the admins deleted my post.
Well, post it again then:
#(removed comment) Icy road in Zimbabwe? LOL
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21. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Drifting In Zimbabwe
#2: Arh, I was too slow, you beat me ;-)
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22. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Hawaii Chair
Btw., 8 hours in that intestine-massage-thing will make you poop water for weeks!
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23. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Hawaii Chair
8 hours every day in that thing will make me the happiest guy on the planet!
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24. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Lucky train inspector
Well, I'm ready to call it fake.
First of all, it I really is a "train inspector" he would be INSIDE the train (or under it - as he maybe tries to, but I don't thing he is able to work THAT fast while the trains passes him).
If he is a "rail inspector", then he should have a guard.
In Denmark the rail-workers never work alone. And one of is always a guard - I guess it is the same in almost every country. It's stupidity not to have a guard anyway.
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25. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Panda Bears
Just as extremely boring as the "Incredible butterfly knife skill" and "Bare Bears". Come on SNOTR! You can do better than this crap!
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26. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video How to convert a porn movie
Ceasedx: This is the way the SNOTR society is! They hate each other I guess (just like in the big cities). Instead of see each other as a team player (who takes the time to write a comment), they see other people on this side as enemies.
I just voted you "thumbs up" on both comments 
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27. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Demolition of Skyscraper
Why just clone the building away in Photoshop? Faster and cheaper!
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28. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video How to ruin $250,000 worth of vodka
I guess that the one who build these crappy shelves were VERY high on vodka!
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29. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Man falls through roof 4 times
Is the roof made of rice paper??
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30. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Aicraft accidents
#5 What do you think...?
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31. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Aicraft accidents
Aw. Looks bad 
What will happen if a jetfighter pilot ejects upside down during a low pass...?
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32. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Rally Car Accident
#2 Too much "Chocolate Rain" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
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34. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video iGun Traffic Rampage
Two words for him: "Anger management".
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35. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Where shooting stars come from
Ow yup Just like the "Boeing bombs" for the movie Joe Dirt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtm8w3o63AA
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36. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Balloon space flight
Ups sorry. The page lagged 
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37. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Balloon space flight
#6 "89 miles from the launch site after a 3 hr. & 56 min. flight" (from the webpage in the description of this video).
"The balloon and camera were launched at 7:44 AM, the balloon burst at 10:51 AM at 107,145 ft. and the camera landed via parachute at 11:40 AM, 89 miles from the launch site after a 3 hr. & 56 min. flight. The camera recorded a total of 4 hrs. & 22 min. of Hi-Def Video before it stopped recording 53 secs after landing, when its 32GB of memory was full. The only thing better would have been if the camera had recorded for several minutes more to captured the sound of us approaching and video of us opening its container."
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38. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Balloon space flight
#6 "89 miles from the launch site after a 3 hr. & 56 min. flight" (from the webpage in the description of this video).
"The balloon and camera were launched at 7:44 AM, the balloon burst at 10:51 AM at 107,145 ft. and the camera landed via parachute at 11:40 AM, 89 miles from the launch site after a 3 hr. & 56 min. flight. The camera recorded a total of 4 hrs. & 22 min. of Hi-Def Video before it stopped recording 53 secs after landing, when its 32GB of memory was full. The only thing better would have been if the camera had recorded for several minutes more to captured the sound of us approaching and video of us opening its container."
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39. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video John Cleese - How to Irritate People
#6: They both has black hair...??
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40. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Violin Robot
Okay. Can't the thing just play an mp3??? Munch easier
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41. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video To the edge of space in a spyplane
Awesome!! (not the Majors glasses though!)
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42. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video -ALARM- (short animation)
Good one.
"Absolut milk"...? Lol!
The mobile brand is "Mesai". Guess it is the Animation team...?
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43. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Airbag in couch prank
And now he has a Scheuermann for the rest of his life...
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44. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Paperclips
A magnetic field does not harm electronics (or your testicles). But "static electricity" can harm the hard drive e.g.
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45. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video TopGear - Ferrari FXX
Yup #4, #8. Here is the clip from season 13, episode 2 (wind forward to 6:46):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGt4vVoILbc
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46. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Weather girl prank
Poor girl! That's not a prank but a innocent girl that happen to meet a idiot!
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47. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Vomiting babies
0:34 Top nice! Like he says: "I don’t care! This is my opinion to all this"
0:43 and 0:47 - Its just keep coming and coming!!
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48. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues
1:25 "I hate my life!" - No no, your mom just gave you your life back! So now you LOVE your life. Go out and play with some friends... Oh I forgot, all your friends are in front of at computer screen all day long
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50. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Bears on slide
Why is #2 voted thumbs down?? I could understand it if he said "You are all donkey-holes!" Com' on!
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51. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Hammer fail
It maybe looks like it is his glasses the woman is picking up in the end – I think it is his teeth.
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53. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Crazy Truckers on European Highway
Maybe there's a bridge just after the junction - and somebody stole the sign that says "low bridge!".
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54. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Pizza box of the future
I though they would eat the box for dessert - that would save the environment!
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55. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Floating water bridge trick
My wife wants to know the name of the music Can someone help?
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56. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video 'Slap chop' rap mix
Good job mixing.
The "normal" version is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
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57. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Train horn blasts
#(removed comment) LoL, yeah, I need to loose a few pounds
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58. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Train horn blasts
Stupid and lame? No way! You are just jealous
As a train myself I know how funny it is to give some peolpe i little puff with the typhoon
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60. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Engine failure
#16 That’s 360 videos a day - Dude, get a girlfriend instead
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62. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Human Touch
So that’s why all things from Japan are so cheap. I thought it was loaded with electronics...
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63. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Blonde climbing an escalator
Angry people on SNOTR! "The only thing I can do is to vote others comments "thumbs down" - and now I have to go back to my job on the "somersault-factory""
What’s wrong with comments #1 and #2? Pull yourself together!
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64. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Heidi Klum as a pizza girl
The black guy is cool! It's great with happy people 
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65. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Painful and Funny Idiot Compilation
And 1:39 will be urinating blood for a month
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66. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Brazilian Toyota commercial
Who would have guessed…?
A commercial on SNOTR
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67. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Afraid of little spiders ?
Soooo many happy people on this page.
"Hi, somebody road a comment, lets tell him how stupid he is!!"
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68. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Afraid of little spiders ?
It you want to have a bad day, then just read all the angry comments on this page. People, we are not all enemies - some of you might think so.
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70. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video The apology
Okay it has to STOP! Stop posting all these boring commercials!
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71. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Nike Commercial
Is SNOTR getting paid for all these commercials? There has been a lot lately!
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72. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Fat woman helps cop
The pistol is not jammed – the safety is on! 
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74. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Rally crash - idiots fans
#1 Because they were out of tyres…
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75. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Funny Cats
0:58 over and over again!
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76. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Ant Superhighway
Ooooops! My spelling was wrong. There's a little difference in the words "gays" and "guys".
So I rewrite my comment:
#6 don’t thing so... I wrote something about that it looks like a castle, and that I was told to never destroy a ant-hill and that these gUys were not told the same.
Why would that massage be erased? - Maybe because of the gay-word, I guess.
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77. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Ant Superhighway
#6 don’t thing so... I wrote something about that it looks like a castle, and that I was told to never destroy a ant-hill and that these gays were not told the same.
Why would that massage be erased?
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79. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Other side of sports
The gays at 1.15, 1.43 is a pro!... And now I'm bored so I stopped watching..
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80. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Yuja Wang plays the Flight of the Bumble-Bee
Hehe but can se play anything else...? This might be the only melody she has ever played
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82. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Horrible plane crash
Do these kinds of videos belong on this "fun-page"...?
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84. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Sleepy cat
I think it's fake. Muhahahah!
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85. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Door prank
#10 se her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS-K-eIAaUY
It's says "Dänemark" down to the right...
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86. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Door prank
f**k? Butter...?
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87. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video There's no cure for 'stupid'
Look at the dude at the end that tries to find someone to hold his beer before helping, lol! Maybe the people in the BMW have a ... rather big ... bill in sight - but he wont risk spilling the beer!
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88. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Door prank
It's a Danish commercial for something that I dont remember. But is great!
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89. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Airplane landing
Yep, I do
This is an exemple of a good pilot!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9zXweJ4O3s&mode=related&search=
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90. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Airplane landing
Thing = think... ops
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91. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Airplane landing
#13:
Pilots don’t bother me at all, its people that things that pilots are flawless and never make mistakes that is a bit enjoying. Have a look around the web. Almost no matter what the pilots are doing, people just praise them. I’m I wrong…? No… I have never said that they are bad to do their job. And sometimes they really do a great job. But seriously, they also screw up sometimes. That’s the only thing that I’m trying to teach you – and this landing looks like my first in the simulator. Better luck next time to crab the plane down in side winds landings.
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92. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Airplane landing
Because pilots CAN'T make mistakes. I'm so tired of the never ending praise to pilots. They are just people like you and me...
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93. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Pierce Brosnan pranked on set
Beeep beep beeeeeeeeeeeep beep beep beeeep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beeep.... His tongue is burning I think.
Btw listen at 0.42 to the schoolgirl giggles
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94. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Pole dancing
"Music makes you lose control" Mega LOL! But poor table though.
I bet they have a great relationship together.
Maybe she should use some nails/screws instead of a pillow to attach it to the ceiling
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96. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video The Sling Shot Man
Cool skills
Anyone knows what the dog is doing i this video at 3.56?
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99. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Record breaking coconut chopper
I´m Danish, so I get it
From 15 sek.:
She: One, two, tree, go!
She: Thomas (something), don’t you think you should take care of your hands?
She: I thing we stop this for now Thomas, it has been 15 seconds.
And then she says something about the rainy weather.
39 sek:
She: Is it very bad with your hand?
He: It is not that good.
She: Lets save the experiment to another day, otherwise you will totally smash your hand.
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102. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video High speed train: 575 km/h
#1:
As a train driver myself I know a little about trains
A train has of cause metal wheels which are not flexible as a car tyre. So the contact to the rails is very small and therefore a train can’t break that much.
I Denmark some of our trains has a magnetbreak as a supplement to the airbreak. In case of an emergency (or slippery rails or a too high speed to the platform :-D ), we can lower some powerful magnets an apply 1500volt to them. These magnets catch the rails and help the train to a quicker stop. But anyway the breakforce is not that great.
When I use the emergency break the passengers will not notice the stop as a “powerful” stop.
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103. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Insane battery hack
He says 12volt, but it says 6 volt on the battery...
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104. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Mud slide in Afghanistan
Anyone knows what language they are talking?
æøå
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105. Zoooidberg 3 years ago on video Cat faceplants
And even sloooower...? The cat is nok landing from a planed jump though.
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108. Zoooidberg 4 years ago on video Wingsuit BASE jumping in Baffin Island
#5: They strat at 5 feet, then 15, 30 and so on
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112. Comment rated too low. Show this comment Zoooidberg 4 years ago on video Close call
And yas, I CANT stand "first posters". Sorry.
Guess the pilot sad "ops, oooooh oooops" a couple of times
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115. Zoooidberg 4 years ago on video Ivan Sutherland's sketchpad
Even though it’s amazing, what’s the purpose...?
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116. Zoooidberg 4 years ago on video Ice Scraping
Sweden? Norway? I'm from Denmark, and this looks pretty Danish!
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1. Zoooidberg 2 years ago on video jew's harp in Lithuania
Anyway. The video sucks
#10: It has nothings to do with Jews. The name is taken from the English “Jawsharp”. With time, the name has change to Jewsharpe...