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2. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 119 days ago on video Tim Cameron and his beast
It didn't do anything a regular 4x4 wouldn't do, it just did it LOUDER!
That's got AMERICA written all over it... too much muscle, zero brains.
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4. andrer999 175 days ago on video Rally Car Crash Compilation 2011
When every one else curses, the french go: UH LA LA!! 
So gay...
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8. andrer999 208 days ago on video Batman - Getting rid of the bomb
A long fuse is all you need to make a thriller. 
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10. andrer999 226 days ago on video Man Slams Through a Glass Door
"The Doors of Perception" woould be a much better title to this. 
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12. andrer999 239 days ago on video A Love Tap
That's that guys, you don't get to choose.
They choose you.
True story bros.
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13. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 239 days ago on video Playing Tetris drawing Super Mario Bros!
Some pieces change color and some other vanish for no reason...
Hate to be the one to say it, but: I CALL IT A FAKE! 
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15. andrer999 248 days ago on video Iraqi Orphan With No Hands Wows X Factor Australia Judges
Great story, but i didn't actually like the singing...
Sorry mate, I respect you, so, I can't condescend on you.
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16. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 253 days ago on video Extraordinary orchestra
#4 's video is way better!
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17. andrer999 268 days ago on video Sloth crossing the street...
Intriguing animal...
I guess the only reason they havent gone extinct is because no predator is willing to chase something this slow...
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18. andrer999 270 days ago on video Halloween Odeon Scares
the smell must be terrible in there... 
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19. andrer999 270 days ago on video 2CELLOS Cover Nirvana Classic "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
There's a portuguese string 4tet who has an entire album of Nirvana covers.
They're called CORVOS(CROWS).
Check it if u like this sort of blasphemy...
Talking about blasphemy:
#2 Saddest idea ever. But i think (and fear) it's already been done...
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20. andrer999 271 days ago on video Puzzling Puzzle Prank
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN ALL YOUR EXISTENCE IS QUESTIONED...
or
"IS THIS REAL LIIIFE?"
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21. andrer999 279 days ago on video Reinvent the Toilet
HOw is it a problem?
We shat in the woods for milleniums...
The problems began when we invented the toilet, and plumbing and suddenly all the shit gathered at the same place...
Just poop in the woods! 
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22. andrer999 279 days ago on video Girls Summer Fail Compilation
NONE of the featured incidents happened in the kitchen.
Be safe.
Be IN THE KITCHEN! 
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23. andrer999 279 days ago on video how to immobilize a cat
Only rohypnol is more effective if you dont want pussy to run away from you...
giggidy!
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25. andrer999 287 days ago on video 35 Years Backwards Through Time with Sam Klemke
FOREVER ALONE GUY? 
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28. andrer999 318 days ago on video A Lesson in Forgiveness
People think of forgiveness as a weakness.
Bbut living the rest of her life in anger would be way more destructive and disabling than letting go.
Forgiving is moving on.
When holding on to pain an anger takes you nowhere, it's just the right move.
YOU GO GIRL!
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29. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 320 days ago on video How To Peel A Pineapple
WITH A KNIFE?
I would have never thought of that... 
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30. andrer999 320 days ago on video Dangerous job done very unemotional
"A Man's gotta do what a Man's gotta do"
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31. andrer999 320 days ago on video Dad Of The Year!
"I carried them for (9x4) 36 months, now YOU CARRY THEM!" 
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32. andrer999 320 days ago on video Iron Palm Brick Breaking Spree
The hand eye coordination wasnt always the best but I can't question his will power...
Still, we already have machines to do that.
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33. andrer999 320 days ago on video Squirrel fills Antenna with Acorns
I'm hearing the voice in Command&Conquer saying:
"SILOS, NEEDED!" 
That's cruel man...it took a long time to store those.
That's rude.
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34. andrer999 320 days ago on video The Incident at Tower 37
#7 that's not really the problem. water keeps flowing.
it wont flow as much as it used to untill the dam is full, but once its full the flow is "normal", it is a slow process, the just dont stop the stream until it becomes full.
the biggest problems are created upstream by the excess of water which destroys/changes habitats, and it also becomes impossible for fish to swim upstream to breed.
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35. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 323 days ago on video Street Dance in Paris
#1 perhaps you should try to move your fat ass to the streets and watch these performances where actually they happen! 
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36. andrer999 327 days ago on video Just look at his face!
#12 we'd have to change the title to "TRY to look at her face..."
I thought i'd overcome the mesmerizing effect of boobies with time...
It gets worse...every day.
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37. andrer999 327 days ago on video 1 month old talking baby
I often watch videos on Snotr and copy the URL to post them on Snotr...
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38. andrer999 329 days ago on video ManaMana
Love the dramatic density in this.
Give them an OSCAR.
Loved it.
I laughed.
HARD.
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39. andrer999 331 days ago on video weirdest porn movie intro ever (SFW)
WHORES:
They steal your lemons.
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41. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 334 days ago on video Final Destination in real life
Too bad Ryan Dunn didn't have one of these....
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42. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 336 days ago on video Hot Dogs
#2 & #4 what do you think DOG food is made of?
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43. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 337 days ago on video How many ...
and say:
People are Dumb, period.
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44. andrer999 337 days ago on video Giant portugese guitar
#5 I have to agree with #4, some people shouldn't sing fado.
That's not the best example to portrait Fado and Portuguese guitar sound.
It is in fact a bit ridiculous...
Carlos Paredes, he's the one you guys should listen to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6umgftdxYI
Look him up in youtube.
Slash is a noob next to this man.
#9 Indeed!
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48. andrer999 355 days ago on video recycling a bottle...
I do that all the time...no one ever claps...
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51. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 1 year ago on video Rallye Accident
I can't believe no one asked: DID HE DIE?
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53. andrer999 1 year ago on video The WTF moment for friday
Is that a CLIT with a PENIS on it's forehead???
JAPAN always on the virge of progress... 
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55. andrer999 1 year ago on video Shadow Swordplay
It's not shadows... it's the smoke thing from LOST!
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56. andrer999 1 year ago on video 320,000 Firecracker Salute
...and the Vietnam veterans go wild!
"GET MY RIFLE, THEY'RE HEEERE!!"
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57. andrer999 1 year ago on video Fireworks
"I didnt pay 100 bucks to see it blow that far away, I want to have a close look at it!"
And so he did...
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58. andrer999 1 year ago on video Testing new personal Jetpack on skis
It'll look great in the new 007 beggining sequence...
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59. andrer999 1 year ago on video Landing blind
#12 where can you look at the instruments without the screen?
a blindfolded pilot wouldnt land that plane...
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60. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 1 year ago on video Boat Vs. Crane
what #(removed comment) meant to say was:
BOAT 1 - CRANE 0!!
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61. andrer999 1 year ago on video Cuddling With A Cheetah
MEOW! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
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62. andrer999 1 year ago on video Exploding waterballoon..
I wish I had boobs... my water bill would be EPIC!
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63. andrer999 1 year ago on video Italo Romano
He might not kick, but he sure can flip!
Great vid.
#6 I'm into saddistic humor, but that's just lame...
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65. andrer999 1 year ago on video Bizarre Circus Act
#18 dont underestimate the talent on those broads!
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66. andrer999 1 year ago on video Too short
#7 I'd be like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzO-xdtHknc
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67. andrer999 1 year ago on video Drug Commercial
Motionless dance... a happy thought for when i'm bored!
Thank you, JOn Lajoie.
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68. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 1 year ago on video About Conformity
HEy gUyS: I LIKE THIS VIDEO!!...
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HEY, I LOVDE THIS VIDEO!
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THIS VIDEO IS REALLY GOOD!
....
ISN'T THIS A GREAT VIDEO?
...
IT REALLY IS A GOOD VIDEO!
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70. andrer999 1 year ago on video Bull Poker
#1 Regular poker rules: A PAIR OF BALLS BEATS EVERYTHING!
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71. andrer999 1 year ago on video Bicycle Wheel Gyroscope
#11 you should upload that one!
and others like those. thumbs up!
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72. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 1 year ago on video A new paradigm on human evolution
#27 Any odd different from zero is POSSIBLE! Simple math.
The number of fails and the time involved might be superior to your life span, but if there IS AN ODD, THE POSSIBILITY IS REAL!
And if there was an intelligent lifeform behind protein and ultimately human creation...where did thet inteligent lifeform came from?
God is the mathematical equivalent to X. When I come to a variable I can't sort out, I put God there, but only temporarily...'till I reach a new X.
The truth is a neverending matryoshka!
Creationists just gave up trying to find it... and they just might be right, it's probably a big waste of time, because good old MR.X will always be there.
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73. andrer999 1 year ago on video A new paradigm on human evolution
To all creationists:
Ok, let's say i believe your story.
Who created God then?
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76. andrer999 1 year ago on video 4D (?) Mapping Projection
PUBLICITY IN SNOTR?...ok.
how many projections like this have already been posted?
can't see the point... but ok.
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78. andrer999 1 year ago on video Bonobo chimp plays Pac-Man
#9 TED Talks: Real nice worth watching videos... apparently not good enough for SNOTR.
Unfortunately.
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80. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 1 year ago on video Def Leppard
I was going to compliment her brain, but then again...it's Def Leppard...
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83. andrer999 2 years ago on video Insane Gymnastics Routine with Ball
WHO IS SHE? Something like this should come with credits...
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84. andrer999 2 years ago on video Person swapping experiment
Woow... if any of these people we're making eye contact this wouldn't happen so easily...
Why is eye contact so awkward, anyway?
"People are strange..."
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85. andrer999 2 years ago on video 134 tons of pot burns in Mexico
#16 Liquor smuggling mafias were also a problem and people died back then...
It all ended with legalization. No more innocent victims.
Pot could save the economy...
New business opportunities!
New jobs...
Farming becoming profitable again!... 
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86. andrer999 2 years ago on video Crazy fight breaks out on tv show
0:04
0:47
2 words: CHUCK NORRIS!
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87. andrer999 2 years ago on video Naughty Baby
Sorry I can't help it:
That is one horny MOTHERf"$%&r!!
literally...
and also, how come the letters M.I.L.F. haven't yet popped up in the comments...?
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88. andrer999 2 years ago on video The Attack of the Jumping Asian Carp
hunting with other boats & people in the line of fire...that's smart...
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89. andrer999 2 years ago on video Camera mounted on fastest birds on earth
2:52 you don't have to be a scientist to realize that...
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91. andrer999 2 years ago on video Thai Women Beating Up American Sex Tourist
NO HAPPY ENDING FOR HIM!
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92. andrer999 2 years ago on video This commercial may change your life.
What's wrong with working in a dull office on a rainy day?
Someone's got to do it...
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93. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video A Gymnastic Coach Throws His Team The 1st Place Trophy
That's not a bouquet, bitch!
NOW, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
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94. andrer999 2 years ago on video Worlds First Double Backflip in a Wheelchair
What's the worst that can happen?
It's not like he's going to break his back...
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95. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Tarp Surfing
#8 The people who dont see the point are actual surfers...but ok.
That's nothing like surf...you can do that with rollerblades, bmx, walking, crawling...that's just going forward over some tarp while some guy is pulling a tarp over your head making it ""look"" like a wave.
My grandmother can walk through a blue tarp over my skate.
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96. andrer999 2 years ago on video Kris Holm Unicycling - NAUCC 2010
When they remove their balls, do they get to keep them in a jar?
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97. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video SuperMario on Violin
He might be a good violin player but he sucks at Mario.
Level 2? C'mon....
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98. andrer999 2 years ago on video US Navy drill team in Norway
These guys have way too much free time...
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99. andrer999 2 years ago on video 25 Foot (8 meter) Zipline Faceplant
FULL BODY PLANT aka THEE PLANT!
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100. andrer999 2 years ago on video Why would you do this?
People are takin' Darwin Awards too seriously...
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101. andrer999 2 years ago on video The search for hidden dimensions.
4 is for newbies...
http://www.snotr.com/video/2219
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102. andrer999 2 years ago on video 3running
I just can't decide wether I prefer when parkour goes right or wrong.
I guess you just can't go wrong with parkour videos...
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103. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Welcome Back Pt. 2
3:00 David Coulthard came back...
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105. andrer999 2 years ago on video Super Strong Caution Tape
I'd love to see one of these in the Olimpic Games!
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106. andrer999 2 years ago on video Smallest man meets tallest legs
I'd definitely buy their sex-tape...
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107. andrer999 2 years ago on video Ramon Dekkers
1:08
FACEPALM:
You're doing it wr...err... right?!
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108. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video The gentlest dog you'll ever see.
GAY DOG!
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109. andrer999 2 years ago on video Tree Branch Falls On Power Lines
there's a similar video with an indian guy touching the power lines on top of a train...different sounds though...
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110. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Lovefield
The bad always looks worst than that guy...
I saw it coming.
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111. andrer999 2 years ago on video How to open wine bottle with shoe.
I once tried this...didn't work...got laughed at...
Got depressed...without wine to sooth the pain.
Sad, sad story.
Be sure to train stuff you watch on the internet before you put them to test in front of people.
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114. andrer999 2 years ago on video Cat vs. Snake
I remember seeing something similar in a bruce lee movie.
I just can't recall if it was a cat... anyone?
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115. andrer999 2 years ago on video Diaper Jeans Hit the Streets!
#4: "I POOOOO, IN BLUUUE!" is also great..
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116. andrer999 2 years ago on video Giant water balloon bursting in super slow motion.
Gay faces are funnier in slow motion.
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117. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Happy Fox
Some animal aren't really meant to be domesticated...
They're much more beautiful in the wild...with those ears up and alert.
Foxes are meant to be FOXY. Not submissive.
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118. andrer999 2 years ago on video Typewriter Orchestra
I remember this song from somewhere...not Jerry Lewis...
Was this used in some add? Looney Toons? Anyone?
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119. andrer999 2 years ago on video Crowd goes airborn
#6 CROWD GOES AIRBORN ?! in bold...need more warning than this?
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120. andrer999 2 years ago on video How a differential gear works.
Great! Too bad we don't get this sort of videos very often...
I'm affraid Snotr might become just-another-fail-blog.
This is the sort of thing that makes not only funny, but interesting and stimulating.
Thumbs up for smart videos!
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121. andrer999 2 years ago on video Cold lava :D
Wonderful wildlife and wonderful civilization
YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH.
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123. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Statue moving fail
Is it just me or FAIL BLOG deja-vus kinda suck...
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124. andrer999 2 years ago on video Ghost pig
For all of you out there who have seen this hologram LIVE:
Why is it always a PIG?
I wonder if it works with other animals...
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125. andrer999 2 years ago on video How to make thermite
You can offer your teacher the convertible he always wanted!
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126. andrer999 2 years ago on video Military Water Bomb
A-Holes...
That could kill ALL the fish in that lake.
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128. andrer999 2 years ago on video Get out of there!
THERE
It's a dangerous place.
caption style
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129. andrer999 2 years ago on video 10 Craziest Child Preachers
DISTURBING...
Such young minds, yet already, so full of shit...
Good God...
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130. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Swallowing a mic
#6 Many of us are watching porn whern we're noT watching Snotr...
It might be faKE,but WE KNOW IT'S POSSIBLE!!
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132. andrer999 2 years ago on video Kitten suckles air
That pussy is a licker.
It's a Pussy-Licker.
English 101.
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133. andrer999 2 years ago on video How do people count cash?
I expected the punchline after the AFRICA separator...
I found this video curious. I learned different methods and that there is a portuguese method missing in the video.
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134. andrer999 2 years ago on video Evolution of war
No kalashnikovs, no landmines, no napalm, no nukes... you pretty much missed all the good stuff!
War is stupid and dispensable, but we must not forget that it brought us here, to where we are now.
Comfortably sitting on the top of the food chain.
Our ability to hate is pretty much what defines our species.
All animals love.
Only one is able to hate.
Civilization is all about war.
We need a new enemy, in order to step up to next evolutionary level.
Aliens, come get some!!!
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135. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video 10 Worst Infomercials
Sorry #2 but I really can't...enlighten me.
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136. andrer999 2 years ago on video Mass panic in Netherlands
I think everyone is missing the REAL ISSUE here, which is PARANOIA.
We're all too scared about some muslim with a bomb...or some virus, or recession, or colesterol...
Fuck, we're all gonna die someday... fear is killing our joy, our peace...it's taking our lives away!
The problem is not some guy screaming BOMB! The problem is the mass media bombing us daily about the next big catastrophe... or armageddon or the apocalipse...
And I see no one telling them to shut up or that we should lock or beat them up... that's what concerns me.
WAKE UP!!
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137. andrer999 2 years ago on video The Orchard Spider
You people should stop complaining and upload your own videos...
If you don't contribute...you better shut up.
USER's MAKE SNOTR.
Now get to work, little video seaking ants.
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138. andrer999 2 years ago on video The Dawson's Bee
SHAME ON YOU BEES!
You embarrass the male gender...
BEER is the answer!
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140. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Non-circular gears and planetary gear.
Engenharia:
É DO CARALHO!
#4: Why not?
Ás vezes penso que este site é nacional mas o pessoal não sabe, e andamos todos a falar inglês porque sim...
Comentem em português, só para saber quanto somos.
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141. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video The Ichneumon Wasp
FAKE
sorry, I really miss this...
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142. andrer999 2 years ago on video Visible shockwaves from eruption at Eyjafjallajökull
NATURE:
IT'S A CRAZY BITCH.
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143. andrer999 2 years ago on video Chubby Baby Does Weird Tile Slide!
It's obviously a midget. It's a medical condition called dwarfism. I think she is brazilian...I kind of understod: "Eu tou doidinha da cabeça" something like: i'm crazy in the head or i'm out of my mind...
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144. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video bunny hop flair
I also kind of miss the "Knights That Say: FAKE"...
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145. andrer999 2 years ago on video Don't mess with Ukrainian lawmakers...
I kind of "proud" when I see this sort of things happen...it proves that the are commited to their causes, and that they take their responsabilities seriously.
It sounds quite fake when it's all peaceful.
I'd feel safer if this happened in my country.
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146. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video cool birthday candle
Too much CO2 emissions...
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147. andrer999 2 years ago on video This woman can crush your head
I would like to ear a feminist comment on this.
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148. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk
DAMN, I TOLD OU WOMAN!
Now say you're sorry and go make me a sandwich...
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151. andrer999 2 years ago on video A homebrew trick called Lampuh!
#4 that would only explain the bulb spot change not the switch color change!
good theory though.
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152. andrer999 2 years ago on video Top 10 Biggest and Best Jumps Ever
It's not just about balls, there's brains behind all this.
I would like to ask for a big round of @pplause for the guys whose calculations allow these madman to shine and standout.
And keep their skulls intact, last but not least.
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153. andrer999 2 years ago on video Concrete Breaking
His parents must be proud.
I wonder what he fills under PROFESSION in his IRS.
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154. andrer999 2 years ago on video Ricky Gervais - The Bible
#(removed comment) tocou num assunto sensível?
"The Truth" is the one, first, original LIE.
Good values in it, but tons of bullshit in between.
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155. andrer999 2 years ago on video Lucky Guy
I'm pretty shure is heartbeat was well over 265km/h.
Asshole.
Bikes aren't dangerous, people are.
265km/h in such narrow roads with poor visibility...do these guys ever stop to think?
I don't give a shit if he dies...but other people could be harmed.
Piece of shit.
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156. andrer999 2 years ago on video Birdhat guy
"ÀGUA DO LUSO" yeah, that's Portugal, folks!
How can he get that sound from that small thingy in his hands?
There has got to be an amplifier somewhere...
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157. andrer999 2 years ago on video Fail Compilation
I can't belive, my girlfriend wanted to watch SWEET NOVEMBER this weekend and I skipped!
Didn't knew it was this good...
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158. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video 4 Guys act like their girlfriends
AMIGAS4EVER!
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167. andrer999 2 years ago on video Monkey using tools
Humans often forget that they ARE monkeys.
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168. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Cute Things...
00:33 HE'S NOT CUTE!
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170. andrer999 2 years ago on video Accident at Pink tv
#9 it's called repost.
re-re-repost if you will.
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172. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video How not to make a turn
is it just a coincidence that it's Women Day?
that's what happens when you break while cornering, LADIES...
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174. andrer999 2 years ago on video Female Wolf Spider
#3 they could tickle you to death!
I squashed one of those, once. You can actually feel it under your feet.
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175. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Man vs. Wild
according to #10 's proverb:
DOn't take your eyes of your crawling babies in China.
dRUNK guys... if you can't walk, you're dead meat in china!
If you stand too much time time standing in the same place in CHINA, you may become lunch!
Also, tetraplegics DO NOT ENTER CHINA!
I'm scared of China!
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177. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video The Man You Wish Your Man Could Smell Like
"LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING...."
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178. andrer999 2 years ago on video Cool business card
Now the terrorist know how to build these...WE'RE DOOMED!
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180. andrer999 2 years ago on video Buttered shower floor
HE COULD DIE IF HE FELL DIFFERENT...
I'D CUT HER HAIR IN HER SLEEP!
BITCH!
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183. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Fail compilation
EPIC!
btw, thank god for parkour...
the was was becoming dull.
thank you all, dumbasses!
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184. andrer999 2 years ago on video First minutes of movie Ideocracy
The human race, now imune to natural selection...way to go..
Perhaps Hitler was right...
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185. andrer999 2 years ago on video Neil Tyson about UFOs
brain failures...LOL
it's always nice to listen to smart guys.
long, but not boring...
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186. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Jet Boat Maitrise (aka Insanity)
don't you people have cable?
i watch this sort of races everyday...but ok...
for those who have never seen it, i was also amazed the first time...
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187. andrer999 2 years ago on video Public-access TV Host Bombarded With Prank Calls
It keeps getting funnier and funnier...
THOSE BASTARDS! ehehe
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188. andrer999 2 years ago on video Harley Davidson
CLUTCH issues:
many people have them...a lot more people enjoy them!
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189. andrer999 2 years ago on video 'Photobombing' a news report
He is not a prankster, nor a drunk, nor a stoner...he is "mentally challenged"...
ok: he is retarded, if you will!
All the reporters know him, he shows up in front of cameras or behind reporters all the time, everytime he has the chance, that's his "thing"...
It has nothing to do with what Remi does...
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190. andrer999 2 years ago on video 'Photobombing' a news report
He's the original photobomber in Portugal, in fact is name stands for photobomber in portuguese. Behold the mighty EMPLASTRO!
The reporter get him back at the end!
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191. andrer999 2 years ago on video Europe from point of view of estonians.
Funny at times...
It's always insulting when Portugal and Spain are portraited together...but ok, then again I also tend to think Estonia is part of the United Idiot Emirates.
BTW: Björk IS a dragon.
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192. andrer999 2 years ago on video Narwhals
"look at my horse, my horse is amazing...."
it's fun the first time... then it get pretty lame...
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193. andrer999 2 years ago on video Racing In Slow Motion II
#9 c'mon, don't complain...YOU WATCHED TWILIGHT, fgs! The second part...so I have to assume you watched the first part too...
Para isso temos os filmes do Oliveira...pelo menos são nossos!
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194. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Antiques TV - blanket
So he thought:
"I wish I had a dollar for each "Fornicating Under Consent of King" that took place under this blanket..."
and now he does....
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195. andrer999 2 years ago on video Racing In Slow Motion II
FAKE!
The clouds scene (0:28) isn't slo-mo and 1:44 isn't racing, that's harvesting!
FACT: no matter how good your joke is, if you tell it in slow motion, with this background music, you can make people cry...
btw, 0:35 beautiful beautiful flag!
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197. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video News Report
IT'S KELSO!!
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198. andrer999 2 years ago on video Richard Feynman explains the mirror
Reminds me of René Magritte's "La Reproduction Interdit".
NOt much science in it...he said it himself. You don't have to PhD to know that...
If you think of the reflex in the mirror as another person, you're dumb.
"MOmmy, the mirror won't shake my hand the right way!" BAD MIRROR, BAD!
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199. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 2 years ago on video Building Demolition - Vegas Style
" I'm sorry Vegas, but New York and the WTC had the best demolition ever..."
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200. andrer999 2 years ago on video Smack Me On The Head With A Shovel!
Berlusconi will fire his scientific staff after watching this...
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201. andrer999 2 years ago on video Chinese kid playing "I'm Yours"
COOL!
I wish I started playing this young, I wouldn't still be making these retard faces I still do while playing...
Got to agree with #6.
#(removed comment) You're allowed to look like a retard untill you're like 12-13yo and still be cool, cute, whatever.
Your comment is much more retarded than any action going on in the video.
And you're not a kid anymore.
Are you jealous, I'm sure he can give you tabs, if you ask him...in a non-retarded-way.
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202. andrer999 2 years ago on video Ok..
sounds like "puta" (slang for prostitute) but it's not in portuguese accent, not even brazilian...sounds more like spanish, same meaning though.
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203. andrer999 2 years ago on video 7 month old playing piano with toes
Love the looney expression on her!
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204. andrer999 2 years ago on video Mimicking bird - unseen footage!
If you put two of these together they generate feedback.
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205. andrer999 2 years ago on video Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2- TDM Sniping Tips On Quarry By Hutch
I don't get the point of posting this video on snotr...
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206. andrer999 2 years ago on video Guy drinks vomit-inducing drink for money
If he gave him whiskey in large doses he'd do it for free!
Scotch, that's MY price!
#3 Off course it was staged! HE PAID 1000 BUCKS, YOU SAW HIM DOING THAT!
#6 that woman was stupid... she deserved to die!
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207. andrer999 2 years ago on video Heck of a Genius
Isn't this a repost?
I saw this somewhere before...here, I guess!
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208. andrer999 2 years ago on video Turbine Engine Explodes
Was that really necessary?
I thought cientists were smart people!
#(removed comment) any untrained bird could spot the irony in #1.
by the way: belo nick ó portuga!
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209. andrer999 3 years ago on video "Le chance" compilation
the music in the begginning reminded me of 2girls 1cup!
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1. Comment rated too low. Show this comment andrer999 108 days ago on video Ball Boy at the Court
It was just a great pass from Federer...