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2. asdfas 55 days ago on video AH-64 Apache Crash in Afghanistan after Insane Maneuver
#9 So basically what he did was an insane manoeuvre.
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4. asdfas 59 days ago on video Underwater for 10 days
#5 Wrinkly indeed, as you can see at 0:43
Disgustingly wrinkly even 
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7. asdfas 148 days ago on video DUBSTEP JUGGLING
I think the title being in all caps really fits this.
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8. asdfas 177 days ago on video Aerialist Seanna Sharpe 285 Feet Over The Williamsburg Bridge
Yeah, don't like this type of editing either.
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9. asdfas 218 days ago on video Close call with a landmine
#8 A war rarely ends with merely the death of one man, no matter how high up the ladder he is. Just saying.
Also what do you think would happen if the US were to suddenly pull the plug on their current operations in Iraq and Afghanistan and leave the countries on their own? You can't possibly think they'd be better off with such a drastic action.
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10. asdfas 223 days ago on video Runaway Crane
One thing's certain though: it's easy to give advice and blame people in the vid from your chair back home after everything's already happened.
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12. asdfas 232 days ago on video Brain scientist explains how she felt her stroke as it was happening
"Mom, is she a crazy person?"
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13. Comment rated too low. Show this comment asdfas 239 days ago on video A Love Tap
#8 That was just my dick.
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14. asdfas 243 days ago on video Red Bull Rampage 2010
#1 I'm fairly sure snotr had a bunch of HD videos over a year ago. But yeah, long time no see.
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15. asdfas 248 days ago on video Two Chat Bots Talking To Each Other
#2 Copy pasting comments from youtube eh? 
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16. asdfas 248 days ago on video Spiders for dinner?
Seeing the cooked spiders actually made my mouth water which is surprising because I absolutely loathe all bugs, especially spiders
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17. asdfas 251 days ago on video Old Spice - Behind the Scenes
Old Spice guy's responses to people's tweets and facebook messages:
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=484F058C3EAF7FA6
The Alyssa Milano clips especially are absolutely brilliant 
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18. asdfas 252 days ago on video Extraordinary orchestra
#16 This has everything to do with taste and opinions. The guy posted another video and said it was much better, others voted him down probably because they disagreed. Simple as that.
You can argue that the other piece requires more skill but there's no need to start insulting people for liking it less than this one.
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19. asdfas 253 days ago on video Extraordinary orchestra
#14 And you seem to be ignorant to the fact that there are different tastes/opinions.
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20. asdfas 254 days ago on video Frankie the cat in mourning
Giving yourself a handjob is ok but a blowjob is gay, huh?
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21. asdfas 257 days ago on video Kid Gets Knocked Off Scooter
#16 Doesn't take any special abilities to see that the scooter kids were overtaking the camera car where they shouldn't have. Idk, maybe they were forced to swerve into oncoming traffic, but with my own experiences with scooter drivers I'm not gonna give them the benefit of the doubt.
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22. asdfas 258 days ago on video Bread Animation
#9 And people without clean water to drink, but that doesn't stop you from taking your daily shower does it.
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23. asdfas 262 days ago on video Mosquitos Sucking Blood
#10 Not all regions infested with mosquitoes have malaria. I've had my blood sucked by countless of mosquitoes during my life and have yet to contract any disease from them.
This video was filmed in Sweden where, like in any other part of Scandinavia, mosquitoes are quite harmless (unless you count the itch as harmful )
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25. asdfas 278 days ago on video Parkour Kid
#13 That implies he'd still be enjoying his life so there would really be no reason to feel sorry for him.
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26. asdfas 280 days ago on video Good cop.. good cop
It'd be great if people uploaded more videos in which officers are friendly and doing their job as they're supposed to. Obviously they wouldn't get as many hits as any video about police brutality since for some reason negative news are more interesting than positive ones. Unfortunately it's also the shitty way of the world to share your negative experiences while only sharing the exceptionally positive ones and it's such a shame really.. it only serves to make everything seem so much worse than it really is.
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27. asdfas 281 days ago on video Spectacular way to park a car
Clarkson's right about Porsches: they're always trying to find a way to kill the driver
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29. Comment rated too low. Show this comment asdfas 282 days ago on video Nyan cat piano cover
This is just the stupidest thing
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30. asdfas 283 days ago on video 3D printing that makes working objects
It's obvious it's not as easy as just scanning an object and printing it, but the printer itself is nonetheless a fantastic piece of work.
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31. asdfas 305 days ago on video Pro Infirmis Get closer
#5 Seems you missed the point of this clip.
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32. asdfas 310 days ago on video 5 vs 300 ... ouch
#22 Exactly so. Mob violence is rarely, if ever, any good.
On another note videos like this always have a lot of comments with undeserved thumb ups imo
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33. asdfas 310 days ago on video Kennedy Space Center Employees Assemble For Historic Photo
End of an era.
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34. asdfas 326 days ago on video Top 10 - People You Hope Never Reproduce
Uh, why exactly shouldn't they reproduce?
Good video though.
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35. asdfas 332 days ago on video Very short takeoff and landing
The original youtube video description says the wind speed was 8 to 12 knots so I'd say it really is an impressive aircraft.
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36. asdfas 334 days ago on video Damaged TV Prank
#15 "Clearly overreacting"? 
I don't know how wealthy you are, but if it was my $800 TV that got broken I'd be just as devastated as they are.
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38. Comment rated too low. Show this comment asdfas 357 days ago on video Extreme Underwater Ice Hockey
#3 Sure they're people in wet suits playing hockey in a frozen lake, but I wouldn't be so quick to call them stupid.
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39. asdfas 1 year ago on video Testing new personal Jetpack on skis
It's perfectly real guys.
Here's an interview of him with the jet if you're interested:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/outdoors/sports/skiing-boarding/skis-plus-a-jetpack-equals-one-thrilling-ride-with-video
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40. asdfas 1 year ago on video Birth of A Botfly Maggot: with "Doctor Bugs"
Anyone else get the feeling the guy was trying to sound as annoying as humanly possible?
Still, a cool video.
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41. asdfas 1 year ago on video Police control
Good god it's hard to satisfy some of you. I'd love to know how many down votes this video got because people thought "it's fake and therefore sucks".
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42. asdfas 1 year ago on video 102 yr old explains English spelling nonsense
Gotta love Finnish - a language where every vowel is always pronounced as it's pronounced in the alphabet and where no such things as silent letters exist.
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43. asdfas 1 year ago on video Kevin Richardson, a very special Lioness & her Cubs
#6 Why not? The soundtrack in the LotR trilogy is superb.
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44. asdfas 1 year ago on video World's youngest transexual
She's a beautiful girl and not just on the outside.
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45. asdfas 1 year ago on video Discovery's swan-song
Damn, these shuttles are just amazing pieces of equipment. I don't think I or anyone else here fully appreciate just how beautiful and magnificent they are. And yet they are old technology waiting to get replaced by an even more beautiful machine.
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46. asdfas 2 years ago on video Girl goes crazy with her cam's special effects
I love this clip. It's just great when people goof around with something and laugh their arses off doing it.
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47. asdfas 2 years ago on video Aircraft VS Concrete Wall
#10 figure of speech
n. pl. figures of speech
An expression that uses language in a nonliteral way, such as a metaphor or synecdoche, or in a structured or unusual way, such as anaphora or chiasmus, or that employs sounds, such as alliteration or assonance, to achieve a rhetorical effect.
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48. asdfas 2 years ago on video Guy Screams For Mum On Slingshot
It's great in these vids that it's usually one guy screaming hysterically and the other guy laughing hysterically at the first one
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49. asdfas 2 years ago on video Solar Death Ray
#10 What he means by the "power of 5000 suns" is that the energy concentrated on the focal point is 5000 times the energy of normal sunlight on the same spot.
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51. asdfas 2 years ago on video World's Biggest Yacht
#16 That kind of money? Cost: US $~800,000,000
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52. asdfas 2 years ago on video Pinky and the Brain prove why old cartoons are better.
#7 This was shown in Finland too when I was a kid.
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53. asdfas 2 years ago on video lightning
Just imagine if this kind of lightning strike was filmed with a high speed camera
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54. asdfas 2 years ago on video Homemade Drum Kit For Guitar Hero
#4 There's a reason it's called the drumKat 
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55. asdfas 2 years ago on video SURPRISE!!
#19 And the death had nothing to do with Wipeout other than the stroke happened on set.
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56. asdfas 2 years ago on video Thai Women Beating Up American Sex Tourist
So where are all the "how dare he hit women?!" people?
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57. asdfas 2 years ago on video Winnipeg Mayor Sam Katz Kicks Kid in Face
Not sure which is better: the video or 6 out of 7 comments being hidden because of bad ratings
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58. asdfas 2 years ago on video How Long Does It Take To Revolve Around The Sun?
#5 How is "How long does it take for the Earth to go around the Sun?" a trick question?
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59. asdfas 2 years ago on video Guys gets slapped then slaps back.
Can't help but feel astonished by the guys yelling at him for slapping a woman and then ganging up on him 10 to 1 and kicking him while he's down.
If someone slaps me, I'll sure as hell slap that person right back, regardless of sex.
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60. asdfas 2 years ago on video Amazing crash
He did indeed survive: http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/video%3A-i-675-crash-caught-on-tape
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61. asdfas 2 years ago on video Mythbusters: Are elephants afraid of mice?
What the Romans noticed was that elephants are scared of pigs squealing. So what they would do when their city being sieged by war elephants is dangle pigs from the wall to scare the siege elephants.
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62. asdfas 2 years ago on video Elephant sized tongue.
5/11 comments related to whale sex. Now that's quite something.
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63. asdfas 2 years ago on video Jack Nicklaus makes a 100-foot golf putt.
Heh, if the ball had gone just a little bit faster it'd have bounced over the hole. Nice nice putt.
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65. asdfas 2 years ago on video Baloon with camera at 24km
#9 and #10 you actually can't see much of Earth at 24 km, only to a distance of about 550 km where the horizon is when looking from the height of 24 km.
In this experiment they used fish-eye lenses in the cameras to get a wider field of view, but it also distorts the image creating the illusion of seeing the whole globe.
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66. asdfas 2 years ago on video Chinese traffic accident compilation
0:13 The slowest accident I've seen in a good while
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67. asdfas 2 years ago on video Dont do it...
#9 I'm not sure if I'd call one chick screaming and the other repeating the same line a conversation.
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69. asdfas 2 years ago on video Epic Bum Bum
Disappointing that he didn't do the fanfares at the end 
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70. asdfas 2 years ago on video Quadrotors
Awaiting the rise of Skynet and inevitable robot apocalypse.
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71. asdfas 2 years ago on video Heckler owned by comedian
Aww man I'd have loved to see the look on her face.
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72. asdfas 2 years ago on video No bones about it,the octopus is awesome!
#(removed comment) couldn't be more correct. The narrator in this video (and so many other NG or Discovery documentaries) is just immensely annoying.
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73. asdfas 2 years ago on video Looter Owned
So many others just watched the thief stealing and did or would've done nothing. Reminded me of Kick-Ass
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74. asdfas 2 years ago on video cray horse
Why can't the title and description of the video be changed to something better when they're obviously crappy?
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75. asdfas 2 years ago on video Bmx fall
#17 I'd say he's a retard for not wearing a helmet for a jump like this.
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76. asdfas 2 years ago on video Never ending sneezing bear.
What the video doesn't show is that bear kicking the ass of the people laughing
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77. asdfas 2 years ago on video Optical Illusions and understanding vision!
Man I just love his voice. So calming and intriguing.
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78. asdfas 2 years ago on video Toll road accident
Dauntless, tbh the situation is clearly hopeless and accidents don't need a crowd of dozens of people who (can't) do nothing.
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79. asdfas 3 years ago on video Weather girl prank
It was funny and prank-ish until the first storm footage. After that it just went downhill and fast
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80. asdfas 3 years ago on video Michael Jackson Is Dead
#18 It was decided by Michael's friends and legal team to pay the $22 million because they thought Michael's health had deteriorated too much for him to go through another several months of trial. The guy was in re-hab for drug abuse which started because of the stress caused by the accusations.
#21 Michael had vitiligo, meaning he had patches of skin all around his body where he was losing pigmentation, so he chose to depigment his whole body to get an even colour.
This video is a nice one. It really, really, really sucks how the media were all over him accusing him of who knows what when there was little or no proof to back up the claims. What goddamn greedy bastards we humans are, destroying someone's health and life for viewers/readers and money. It's all nice and cool how the media now are saying he's a legend and it's sad he's gone, but fuck, they could've said that while Michael was still alive.
He's as big of a legend now he was a week ago, the only difference is he's a legend we won't be enjoying live anymore. And it's a huge fucking shame. I would've loved to see one of his This Is It concerts live.
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81. asdfas 3 years ago on video Whale Wars
tl;dr of #15: we're killing them because we can. Which is pretty idiotic tbqh.
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82. asdfas 3 years ago on video Electric car: Tesla Model S
#17, the Honda in the post of #18 is the result of more effort and time.
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83. asdfas 3 years ago on video Comfort Wipe commercial
Plus! We'll send you the Get A Grip justpayseparateshippingandhandling it's the assist handle that installs in seconds!
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84. asdfas 3 years ago on video Do you get the message NOW?
I love it how the hosts are clearly expecting for a proposal 
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90. asdfas 3 years ago on video Adidas Predator
Fake, but doesn't really matter as it's a commercial with a cool idea. Gave it a +
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91. asdfas 3 years ago on video Scary Mary
Gave a +1 to Wildsnake as a welcome gift. Then the plot thickened as I figured "My first post here" could mean he posted the first post in this video, which would make him a douche nozzle. I guess we'll never truly know if he was being an innocent newcomer or a first posting fine gentleman.
Anyway, good video
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93. asdfas 3 years ago on video Girls are always forgiven
We men are weak when it comes to pretty women smiling 
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98. asdfas 3 years ago on video Human pixels
Yeah, the music.. it's in my head now
Cool video though 
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100. asdfas 3 years ago on video Jason Latimer's Laser Magic
What the hell? Really, that's just..
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102. asdfas 3 years ago on video Extreme freeskiing drops
The last guy falling on his head is pretty funny
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104. asdfas 3 years ago on video Microwave man
I knew someone would throw in the racist card. May I now present to you the dumb card?
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106. Comment rated too low. Show this comment asdfas 4 years ago on video The best Guinness Book world records
I am Jason Bourne 
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110. asdfas 4 years ago on video Girl malfunction
It seems like she's communicating with the man in the video she's watching
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111. asdfas 4 years ago on video Dog chasing a virtual ball
That woman's voice in the background is pretty annoying
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113. asdfas 4 years ago on video Dance fail
#23 nicely spotted. It's "fake" but I still laughed pretty loudly
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114. asdfas 4 years ago on video Exotic car crashes - Before and After pictures
A moment of silence for the lost ones
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117. Comment rated too low. Show this comment asdfas 4 years ago on video Awesome iPhone instument: Ocarina
fake, I can see the wires
..wait what?
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118. Comment rated too low. Show this comment asdfas 4 years ago on video Deal or no deal
Oh man..
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119. asdfas 4 years ago on video Pretty good driver
#15 As far as I know MsZoomy originally used monkey heads to rate the videos and then others started doing the same.
Also good video
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121. asdfas 4 years ago on video Steven Seagal runs like a girl
Oh Seagal, watch what your hands are doing while you're running
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126. asdfas 4 years ago on video Inhaling hexafluoride
Sounds like Penn when he inhales the sulfur hexafluoride
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128. asdfas 4 years ago on video How women get away with farting
Women don't fart. It was probably swamp gas or a weather balloon.
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131. Comment rated too low. Show this comment asdfas 4 years ago on video Car chase + escape of passengers
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132. asdfas 4 years ago on video Unboxing the Samsung Omnia
The dude talks like he's shooting porn or something
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133. asdfas 4 years ago on video Need a buddy?
STRATOS! Man that's the best chocolate I've ever tasted and the first and last time was six years ago in Norway
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136. asdfas 4 years ago on video Roommate alien prank goes bad
Guess who's scared of aliens.. Chad!
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141. asdfas 4 years ago on video Human catapult
#3 that's what I was thinking. A pretty damn strong current.
Cool catapult, would want one.
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145. asdfas 4 years ago on video Urban Ninja
This is the true Urban Ninja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVlGm-s7Lz8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9nVENReGBY
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147. asdfas 4 years ago on video Electric shock prank
The banana dude sounds like a huge fine gentleman.
Priceless
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148. asdfas 4 years ago on video Awesome downhill skateboarding
Whoa, some serious nutjobs. Skillful nutjobs.
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149. asdfas 4 years ago on video Guards that beat a fan are beaten by more fans
Whhooaaa
Karma is a bitch.
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150. asdfas 4 years ago on video Surprise, surprise!
Love it how the clerk helps the dog get over the desk
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152. asdfas 4 years ago on video Scary fish
Aliquantulus, I know you know what he really meant with "Can I come to a moderator?"
Also whhhoooaaa what a fish
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157. asdfas 4 years ago on video Crazy driver nearly killed by train
#10 nice catch there. It does look like it just disappears unlike the other cars after the train has passed the camera.
+1
1. asdfas 38 days ago on video It's Like He's Dancing With The Bike
It's actually pretty refreshing to see a clip like this without any music on it.