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2. cameramaster 15 hours ago on video High-Velocity Falcon
Imagine if you had a fighter plane that could "morph" its shape like that....unbeatable !
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3. cameramaster 15 hours ago on video Buddy Lee
I think I'll just "skip" that.....to much like hard work 
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4. cameramaster 16 hours ago on video That's one way to come down the stairs
#16.....I LOVE scratching a fluffy pussy
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5. cameramaster 16 hours ago on video Amazing trick (or is it...?)
If I could do that with my balls......my eyes would water :-(
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6. cameramaster 16 hours ago on video Antiques TV - blanket
His "Gast" was totally "flabbered"....and so was mine! Being British we don't often hear of things like this... fascinating, I'm really pleased for the guy.
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7. cameramaster 19 hours ago on video Gamarjobat - Japanese comedians
I'll be waiting for the first NUT to actually try that shooting through the head trick !
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8. cameramaster 1 day ago on video Doing the Edge Walk - CN Tower, Toronto
I'm sweating just looking at that !.If anybody had been standing below they would have had me crapping on their heads !
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9. cameramaster 2 days ago on video record breakers - press ups
I bet their wives / girlfriends are happy ladies ;-)
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11. cameramaster 2 days ago on video Two handed drawing
When I think that I cant draw or paint with ONE hand........ I'm dumbstruck!
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12. cameramaster 3 days ago on video Dr. Michio Kaku on Learning from Outer Space
If there is a "Type 1" civilisation there has to be a type 2...if there is a type 2 it follows there must be a type 3. Type 4 AND type five AND type 6....although what that might be my mind cannot even begin to imagine. Every time something is discovered....later we discover something even better or bigger....Will we one day discover or BECOME the equivalent of God's?
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14. cameramaster 4 days ago on video Japanese Slide Trick
What you don't see is the water shooting out of his ears......after it shot up his ass !
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15. cameramaster 4 days ago on video Silbo, the whistle-based language.
What happens if your tone deaf ?
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17. cameramaster 5 days ago on video Baby Bird Egg Hatching !
And now the poor birds REALLY confused......'cos it "imprinted " on the guy holding the egg.....and thinks he's the Daddy !
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18. cameramaster 5 days ago on video Burglar's Bloopers
I have never understood why these people don't simply take a long a nice long length of rope.......to use to climb out with.....or .....if it come to it......hang themselves with it and save the police etc a LOT of hassle....no consideration some people !
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19. cameramaster 6 days ago on video Peugeot RCZ - Mood Paint Demonstration
If she comes with the car I'll have one !
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20. cameramaster 6 days ago on video Reporter Talks To Old Friends. Very Old
I'm a "mere" 60 years young......So I lived through the BEST era in pop music....( 50' 60's and 70's ) I can still remember going to School clutching a little ( about half the size of a shoe box !) transistor radio and listening to the Beatles and the Rolling stones etc ..... Computers were not really even thought of , camera's took film ( 35 mm was really getting popular around then !)
And as for car's......well if you had an engine over 1600 cc you were classed as a racing car driver ! Most of our travel was on trains ( which ran pretty much to time ). Winters were much harder than now...and if anybody had mentioned Global warming the rest of the population would have had hysterics ! we had SNOW!...and lots of it.
We went out in the morning and came back when it was getting dark......had our dinner and watched the BBC...on a TV that was about 8 inches across, and in B&W ! And was on for about 3 hours. OK....we all tend to look back through rose tinted glasses.....but I tell you this.......THOSE WERE THE DAY's !
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21. cameramaster 6 days ago on video Dustin Hubel - Contact Juggling
Thanks Geekster.....I thought it would be ! Something wrong with Snoter? my heart would have been broken :-)
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22. cameramaster 6 days ago on video Dustin Hubel - Contact Juggling
#2 I agree ...... I was trying to make up my mind if he was a juggler .or a dancer!
ON another note.......when I came onto the site I had a warning about possible "Phishing".....anybody else get this?
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23. cameramaster 7 days ago on video Kitten Vs The Scariest Things in the Universe!
Its......its.....its.......the GIANT GREEN.....apple :-(
Kittens are incredible with the things they get up to....best entertainment around :-)
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24. cameramaster 7 days ago on video Useless Talent #23...Or Is It
Simon Cowell would LOVE those two ;-)
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25. cameramaster 7 days ago on video boy knows how to do it, with persistence
Awwww poor wee lad..all he wanted was a snog !
Mind you....if that had been in the UK he would have been reported to the police for sexual harassment, taken to court, fined, given "therapy" ....and probably put on the sex offenders register for life!
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26. cameramaster 8 days ago on video Driving Around In A Chinese La-Z-Boy
I would LOVE to see one of these......going along Oxford Street !
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27. cameramaster 9 days ago on video Dubai Airport Flash Mob
I would LOVE to actually see a flash mob! No point me taking part though....I have the proverbial two left feet :-(
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28. cameramaster 9 days ago on video Sticky Note Experiment
Although this is incredibly cool...........its old :-(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1rZqw5bXb4
Mind you.......they HAVE had 1,281,663 hits :-)
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31. cameramaster 12 days ago on video Predict a homerun
I wonder if he could give me the lottery numbers for Friday night?
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32. cameramaster 14 days ago on video Sony Rolly
HAHHAHHAHA...........I have NEVER seen anything so utterly ridiculous ! That is just CRAZY !!
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33. cameramaster 14 days ago on video From baby to 12 year old girl in 3 minutes
#6 I would imagine that its an "ongoing" project........at least I hope so! I want to see what she looks like when she's 24 !
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34. cameramaster 14 days ago on video Cooking In Cold Weather?
I made a solar cooker back in 1976......from cardboard and tinfoil.....it wasn't brilliant....but it worked....came in handy as well....the house was being rewired at the time so often during the daytime we didn't have electricity.....so at least we could have a decent cuppa tea !
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35. cameramaster 15 days ago on video Amazing art with packing tape by Max Zorn
I'll admit it...I was getting a bit bored , so I skipped ahead a bit, saw what the guy had done....and went back to the start.........Glad I did.amazing artwork !
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37. cameramaster 16 days ago on video drooling machine
That's animal TORTURE lol......and as Eyoda said........I'd love to see that in slo mo!
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39. cameramaster 17 days ago on video How to talk to your wife
HAHAHHAHAAAH..........I didn't expect that !
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40. cameramaster 18 days ago on video This man is immune to taser
You know what they say ....no sense...no feeling.
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41. cameramaster 19 days ago on video The Voice Australia Rachael Leahcar sings La Vie En Rose
WOW....what an awesome voice !!!
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42. cameramaster 20 days ago on video Duo Maintenant
WOW...... OK..."non sexual" remarks.......ermm........I wish I was that fit?
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43. cameramaster 20 days ago on video Customs control
The way they were still searching through that suitcase made me wonder if they were expecting to find his twin brother there as well.
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44. cameramaster 20 days ago on video New safety system, car windows break automatically after driving into water.
Now that's a worthwhile addition to a car.......even more so in the UK right now.
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45. cameramaster 21 days ago on video Plan B when one escalator is too crowed
The expression " getting nowhere fast" comes to mind 
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46. cameramaster 22 days ago on video Monkey Vs. Cat
I was thinking.. ( I do sometimes ) ..any moment now that monkey is gonna try and hump the cat !
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47. cameramaster 22 days ago on video What Could Be Hidden In The Tap Water You Drink
#6 That's why back in the middle ages etc people used to drink beer and not the water.....it wasnt safe to drink it ( the water....not the beer )
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48. cameramaster 23 days ago on video Mouse Trap Fail
At least this mouse trap works !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cJ_8-l1qsw
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49. cameramaster 23 days ago on video Go Beyond Oil
And on June the 11th ( 2012) I'll be taking part in a annual protest cycle ride through central London to protest against oil dependency.....and I can GUARANTEE we WILL get peoples attention. How?....Simple....its the London NAKED cycle ride.......I'm just hoping its a warm day
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52. cameramaster 23 days ago on video blonde v car
#2 True.......but when they are .....THEY ARE !!
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53. cameramaster 23 days ago on video A Guy Walks Into A Bar - Magic Apples
Turn it around..........HAHAHHAHAHAHA. brilliant !
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54. cameramaster 24 days ago on video Red - Jay Chou Portrait with Coffee Cup Stains
Cute AND talented !!!....nice :-)
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55. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 26 days ago on video How to weaponize office supplies
I'll be back later....I'm heading for Stapl'se office suppliers !
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56. cameramaster 27 days ago on video Sit down for a free hand lotion test..
And they say the Germans don't have a sense of humour !
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58. cameramaster 27 days ago on video Fun with a subwoofer and water
I wonder what it would be like if they played Handel's water music ?
GREAT illusion :-)
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59. cameramaster 28 days ago on video The Kevin Nealon Show - Maronzio Vance
There was a newspaper report in the UK that promotes getting rid of the penny......so I put up a post that say " I'm collecting pennies.....and want to collect 100.000 of them". I sure as hell wouldnt object :-)
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60. cameramaster 29 days ago on video Fill mine with Vodka please
OK......Just one question...where do you keep the ice?
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61. cameramaster 29 days ago on video Nutshot Compilation
Honestly.....would YOU stand there and WAIT for a ball to hit you in the ..ermm...."balls"? Dammed if I would !
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62. cameramaster 29 days ago on video How It Feels To Sell Instagram For A Billion Dollars
#6...I did just that !......The case comes up in court next week :-(
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64. cameramaster 32 days ago on video Trespassers release footage from top of Shard 2012
Amazing view's......but I have to say.there aint NO way you would ever get ME up there ! ( I get vertigo changing a lightbulb !)
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65. cameramaster 33 days ago on video Glider flight made easy
I'd LOVE one.....but despite that flap on the bottom I'd bet there's still one hell of a draught up your arse !
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66. cameramaster 35 days ago on video Russian convenience store
I'll take a wild guess and say they don't get robbed very often !
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67. cameramaster 36 days ago on video Skeleton prank
He's actually in league with a coronary surgeon!!
The other video ( link on his website) is just as funny
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69. cameramaster 37 days ago on video Sarah Lezito - Female Streetbike Freestyler
To hell with the damn bike......that chick is HOT !
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70. cameramaster 37 days ago on video Flying people
I would Soooo LOVE to try that!......But I'm pretty sure I'd crap myself if I did 
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71. cameramaster 39 days ago on video Tap Prodigy
I used to do tap dancing....but I kept falling in the sink....I did Morris dancing as well...but broke to many windscreens. Kids got skills !
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73. cameramaster 43 days ago on video Best Rugby Hits
Rugby.......A game played by men.... with odd shaped balls
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75. cameramaster 43 days ago on video Wingsuit ski BASE jumping
#3....You and me both !....the only thing is I don't think I'd actually have the sheer brass balls to Do it! Serious adrenaline rush !
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78. cameramaster 43 days ago on video Whipper snapper
Playing music while indulging his whip fetish........well I guess it takes all sorts
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79. cameramaster 44 days ago on video Don't buy an Iphone 4S in Turkey ...
Just imagine how bad the fake "fake" ones are
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80. cameramaster 44 days ago on video Quadruplets
I would be walking along and thinking I was STONED!....wow..all those gorgeous redheads.
BTW ......check out their website.......even more fun on there ! :-) :-)
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81. cameramaster 45 days ago on video Grizzly Bear Devours Trainer
awwww ........Grizz just wanted a hug !
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82. cameramaster 46 days ago on video Honda's new theft deterrent system...maybe
"I know where you live now" .........Waaaaaaaaa!
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83. cameramaster 46 days ago on video What really goes down in a forest at night
Bear does the boogy woogy :-)
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84. cameramaster 47 days ago on video Black Bike Vol. 1
Having just seen the video all I could think was .... if anybody had done that when I was his age they would probably been locked up for being dangerously mentally ill......wow that guy has some SERIOUS balance skills!
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85. cameramaster 48 days ago on video Catch me if you can!
Brilliant stuff.... and very unexpected finish :-)
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86. cameramaster 49 days ago on video Snake Juice
#15...Not QUITE !!!
I bet that has a bite to it !
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87. cameramaster 49 days ago on video Grizzly charges
And That was the point where I SHIT myself!
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88. cameramaster 51 days ago on video Heroes Return
That's the second time ( but for different reasons ) that I have been in tears this evening. Maybe I'm just getting old.
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89. cameramaster 51 days ago on video Shirley and Jenny: Two Elephants Reunited After More Than 20 Years
#2 & #3...I'll join you there...so did I, and more than once. It makes me sick how "humanity" can be so inhumane.
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90. cameramaster 51 days ago on video JONATHAN ANTOINE AUDITION - BRITAINS GOT TALENT 2012
Another Pavarotti in the making
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92. cameramaster 54 days ago on video Dog welcomes Soldier home
A cat would glance over......and think....."you've been gone all this time......and you Didn't get my kitty treats"?..then look away disdainfully.
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93. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 54 days ago on video Got To Dance
well !....Shades of Riverdance !
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94. cameramaster 54 days ago on video Don't judge a book by its cover...
#5....I sincerely hope NOT......a friend recently sent me some images of a guy who had his dick, testicles and his arse tattooed.....GROSS..and really, I don't fancy the idea of this guy going round SHOWING what he had done.....thanks, But I'll pass on that!
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97. cameramaster 56 days ago on video Andrew Myers - Painting Screws
lets face it........there's nothing like a good screw :-)
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98. cameramaster 56 days ago on video Perpetual motion bulldog can't be stopped
Will somebody please put that poor dog into reverse!
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99. cameramaster 56 days ago on video Experiences cross new technologies
And I can barely draw a stick figure :-(
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100. cameramaster 56 days ago on video Coolest cameleon ever
Just wondering...what would happen if you put the chameleon on a mirror?
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101. cameramaster 57 days ago on video The Real Meaning Of MPH
Blondes........aint they WONDERFUL !!!
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104. cameramaster 60 days ago on video Aurora borealis, northern tip of Norway.
That ...was.....awesome :-)
does anybody know what the music track was?
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105. cameramaster 60 days ago on video How can LEGO aid scientific research
Oh for the days of Meccano !
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106. cameramaster 60 days ago on video Brandon MCcuien Tricking Sampler
Jeez !.I wish I could do even 10% of that !
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107. cameramaster 62 days ago on video For snooker friends only ...
I have only EVER made a 147 break 6 times in my life ( I'm 60 now ) first time was paying against my Dad ( I was 17 at the time ).....what I didn't realise at the time was that everybody else had stopped playing and had gathered round the table to watch. I was so intent in what I was doing I had no idea anybody else was watching.....until I sunk the last ball.......and the crowd erupted into applause......damn that was a good feeling :-)
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109. cameramaster 65 days ago on video Archetype by Aaron Sims
Shades of "Robocop"........but looks MUCH better !!
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110. cameramaster 65 days ago on video What a trip through a wormhole would look like
I wonder what's at the other" side" of a black hole? This kind of reminds me of some of the "visualisations" you get on Winamp etc
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111. cameramaster 65 days ago on video Dueling Banjos played on Tesla Coils
My "current" comment is simply.......Electrifying ! I'm going "Ohm" now
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112. cameramaster 66 days ago on video The Chase
NO ( real) cops were killed in the making of this video :-)
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113. cameramaster 67 days ago on video This would make a great Halloween costume
But can he dance in it?
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114. cameramaster 67 days ago on video We Stopped Dreamin
Unless you explore you don't "discover"...if our ancestors hadn't explored the USA probably would not be the nation it is today. We NEED to go into space for many reasons......one of which is the continuing of the human race........Earth is just to small....We use resources that are abundant in space....we need to go get them......and we cant unless we .....EXPLORE !
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116. cameramaster 68 days ago on video See, what I know with my skis!
The guy's got the moves.....no doubt about it
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117. cameramaster 68 days ago on video Man Terrified During Bobsled Ride
WUSS !!!.......I'd give it a go ( so long as I could take my camera with me !) A movie shot of facing downhill would be awesome:-)
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119. cameramaster 71 days ago on video The Monty Hall Problem
Next time I'm on a game show I'll remember that
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120. cameramaster 71 days ago on video Cat is watching "Star Wars"
The force is strong in this one.
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122. cameramaster 73 days ago on video Lord Howe Island Stick Insect hatching
With compression techniques like that who needs winzip?
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123. cameramaster 74 days ago on video Squirrel fills Antenna with Acorns
Industrious little buggers ! I wonder how long it took to fill that ?
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124. cameramaster 77 days ago on video We Will Rock You - The Bad Piper
Now THAT is playing the pipes ! ( even taking the previous comment into account ) Let that be a lesson to all yee sassenachs !
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125. cameramaster 77 days ago on video BBC News Anchor Remix
And stop of for a beer on the way home!...BRILLIANT, best laugh I've had for ages
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126. cameramaster 78 days ago on video Things that brings us together
Totally hysterical........and every word so true.
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127. cameramaster 82 days ago on video Girls are evil
"The difference between men and women"..So VERY very true !
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128. cameramaster 83 days ago on video Dead stick takeoff
Holy SHIT !!....that first take of and landing .I'm bloody glad I wasn't in the plane then ! I'd probably shit me-self
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129. cameramaster 83 days ago on video Talking Parrotlet plays peek-a-boo
PEEK A BOO !!.......cute !!!
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130. cameramaster 83 days ago on video Evolution Of The Cell Phone
OK......so not so much about phones........more about the special effects.........which were bloody COOL !
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132. cameramaster 87 days ago on video Guy Wins a Million Dollars on The Price is Right
Minus tax :-(......Still....I wouldnt say no to it :-)
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133. cameramaster 88 days ago on video PORCELAIN UNICORN
Very very touching........that literally moved me to tears .....OK...so I'm a big softy..want to argue about it?
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134. cameramaster 88 days ago on video hula hoop... well not exactly
You know....I'm often intrigued as to how people get their ideas...and where from....and I would LOVE to know where he got the idea for that! That was bloody amazing stuff.
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135. cameramaster 91 days ago on video In Memoriam
What a touching little story.... lovely animation.Well done to the people who made this!
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136. cameramaster 93 days ago on video Rescuing the dog
Thankfully there people out there who have the patience and kindness to take the time to rescue dogs like this, I bet they got a great sense of achievement in saving her .
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137. cameramaster 95 days ago on video WW2 - German Railway guns in action
Its a bloody good job they didn't have "auto loading "....the story may well have had a different outcome.
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138. cameramaster 98 days ago on video Collapsing Cooling Towers
To be honest when this started I thought yet another compilation of towers being demolished..............this made a change, pity about the stupid message about wind turbines
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139. cameramaster 99 days ago on video OK Go - Needing/Getting - Official Video
That has to be the BIGGEST ( and most ludicrous ) musical instrument ever built !
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140. cameramaster 100 days ago on video What Is Squashing
I'm wondering what's going to happen when she accidentally kills somebody...what would the verdict be?
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141. cameramaster 100 days ago on video Building a new bridge in 5 days ...
Very cool.......I was wondering how the hell they were going to move the new bridge into position, it was obviously to big and heavy to "lift" ...but I never expected that ! They just drove it into position !
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142. cameramaster 101 days ago on video Bottle
Ahhhh........... A love that was doomed from the start !
Ah, Love! could thou and I with Fate conspire
To grasp this sorry Scheme of Things entire!
Would not we shatter it to bits - and then
Re-mould it nearer to the Heart's Desire!
-- Omar Khayyam
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144. cameramaster 102 days ago on video Lindsey Stirling - Shadows
Girls got the moves ! very interesting to watch ( nothing to do with the fact she's cute as well of course )
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145. cameramaster 102 days ago on video Don't mess with a woman's yogurt
A Glasgow kiss no less................sorted :-)
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146. cameramaster 103 days ago on video The Crush
"Because your a dick head".......nice one son !
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147. cameramaster 103 days ago on video Why It's Good To Have A Dash Camera
Oh I BET they didn't like it when the cam was pointed out !
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148. cameramaster 104 days ago on video Awesome way to order your fast food at the drive-thru
I'll bet that put a smile of the faces of all the staff that heard that.......it did on mine !
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149. cameramaster 105 days ago on video Surprised child
HAHAHHA.........I just played that 3 times!
Loved the expression :-)
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150. cameramaster 105 days ago on video Tiger tank start up
I would imagine that tank has one HUGE flywheel...when they get that going THEN they can start it........Just guessing though!
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151. cameramaster 105 days ago on video A hiking trip I would not go on!
That is fucking INSANE !!!!!!
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152. cameramaster 106 days ago on video Singapore Base Jump
Who wants to take a bet that their hearts actually STOP between the time it takes to pull the ripcord and the 'chute opening ?
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153. cameramaster 107 days ago on video Girl can say any word backwards!
Haven't I seen this before?
Amazing talent though.....and dead cute with it :-)
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154. cameramaster 107 days ago on video Bird Joins the Band
Maybe the bird had a "tweet" that his favourite band was in town
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155. cameramaster 107 days ago on video Flying RC People
BRILLIANT !!!.........I would have loved to see the faces of people who saw that lol
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156. cameramaster 110 days ago on video What is nothing?
Which "kind of" explains how my ex girlfriends brain worked
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158. cameramaster 111 days ago on video Screaming Marine on a Sling Shot Ride
Fucking hell man !!.grow a pair !!
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159. cameramaster 112 days ago on video Sharp
Sam......the idea was to advertise a product, the idea behind advertising is to make you remember the product....and go and buy it, and I have a sneaking feeling that anybody who watch's this is going to remember "Windex" lol
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160. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 113 days ago on video Would I lie to you
Well......one thing I can tell you ( since I AM deaf one side ) and that is it can come in VERY VERY handy......."are you going to do the washing up"..silence......"not tonight..I'm tired".....it don't matter ..your deaf .right ?
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161. cameramaster 116 days ago on video LADA: best brakes in the world
HAHAHAHAH......EXCELLENT !!!!
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162. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 1 year ago on video Duck Downhill Marathon
Now WHERE did I put the orange sauce ?
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163. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Dream Rangers
Live for my living or else i must die
don't leave me alone......a world heard that cry :- Anne McCaffery
Respects to the gentlemen.
advert or not.
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164. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Mad C
That really is amazing art work.....i wish i could go there and actually see it.
respects to the lady !
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165. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Standing high jump 184 cm
The last time i saw anything like that was when a lady friend of mine scooted up behind a security guard at a local shopping mall in her wheelchair...slipped her hand under his jacket and stroked his arse....poor guy must have gone three feet into the air ....vertically.
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166. cameramaster 1 year ago on video The WTF moment for friday
Well........THAT was a relief.....i thought she was gonna shove that thing up his arse !
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167. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Ski jumping POV
HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!!!
ermmmm..........I think I'll pass !
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170. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Exploding waterballoon..
D'you know ...i only had to watch that 23 times ....just to make sure that it was REALLY in slo-mo !
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171. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Bizarre Circus Act
Sorry .....but all i could think while watching this was " i hope neither of them farts"
Your flexible friends .....all in one box
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172. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Wash Machine Kitty
to salesman,
"Whats the power rating of the machine?"
salesman " It's rated at one kitty power ! "
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173. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Life on the Wire!
Not what you would call "reVOLTing"...no doubt there was a lot of "high tension" while that was going on......i bet he was glad to get "ohm" at the end of the day!
but did he offer any "resistance" i wonder , and finally...in what "capacity" did he work ?
ok ok .....'nuff said
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174. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Russian Xena Warrior Princess
I noticed that her hair was cut pretty even at the back....probably saves herself a fortune on hairdressers !
Young....CUTE !....swings a mean sword.....what more do you want from a chick ?
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175. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Too short
I would have helped !!!
( by tying her hands at the front )
I just had a thought.....I wonder how many folk would have helped if that had been me in my Kilt ?
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176. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Broadway bomb 2010
Y'now.........It's funny..we can get away with having a Naked cycle ride in London.......but i dont think this idea would work along Oxford St for some reason !
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177. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Bruce Parry eats raw liver and eyes from a seal
I wouldnt mind so much.....if it had been on toast !
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178. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Science of love
Ah, Love! could thou and I with Fate conspire
To grasp this sorry Scheme of Things entire!
Would not we shatter it to bits - and then
Re-mould it nearer to the Heart's Desire!
-- Omar Khayyam
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180. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Giant Drunk Puppet In Ireland
Just you just LOVE the Irish !
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181. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Marcos is back
The "NEW" James Bond car !
But just make sure the actor who plays him is under 5ft 5" tall
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182. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Transforming a House Into Firewood
Slight case of "overkill".....but IMPRESSIVE !
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183. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Bicycle Wheel Gyroscope
The centrifrugal force ( the wheel spinning ) is what keeps the wheel upright...junior school stuff.....but a GREAT DEMO !!!!
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184. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Online Poker
Awwwww...they shot the good looking chick !!
damn.
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185. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Chinese Military Multifunctional Shovel
They forgot to show it being used as a frying pan !
Cool tool !!
how much and where can i get one ?
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187. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Tobasco streaker advert
Y fronts? who the hell wears Y fronts !!
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188. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Camouflaged cat
ok since nobody else has done it
Pussy cat pussy cat where are youuu.....
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189. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Grandmas discover photo booth
I'm just grateful they didnt flash their tits !
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190. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Closer look
The lady who moved out of the way was not wearing any panties !!!
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191. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Did u know
Two sperm were swimming along ....frantically...one turned to the other and said "Damn!...i'm tired already...how far is it to the womb? the second said " no idea....but we've passsed the tonsils "!
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192. cameramaster 1 year ago on video The boxer
I am just a boxer though my storeys seldom told......with good reason !
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193. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Street Acrobats
Some of those moves would make my eyes water......permanently !
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194. cameramaster 1 year ago on video How It's Made - Condoms
Interesting vid....BUT......i noticed the condoms were all the same SIZE....so if you ever had that "consticted" feeling ...the ...ahem..."bigger" guys will know what i mean....then now you know WHY !
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195. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Voting is hot!
Damn.....If she's like that when voting.....I'd LOVE to go with her when she goes shopping !
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197. cameramaster 1 year ago on video House Built Of Coasters
Awwww !.....I wanted to do that !....knock 'em over i mean !
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199. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Boomerang Trick
#3.How d' you figure the Australian aborigines managed to hunt with them then ?
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200. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Reporter snowned
Well........the KID's Enjoyed it !!
I used to have a program where i could save some of these videos.....but its dissapeared :-(
anybody know what it might be ?
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201. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Love Bird enjoying life
Cuteness overload !!!
Aww...........he's really enjoying that !!
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202. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 1 year ago on video Not Scared Of Heights
I would sooner crawl a mile on my hands and knees over red hot rock, barbed wire,razor blades and broken glass than do that!..nuts !! totally nuts !
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203. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Crazy .50 caliber William Tell
Dont get to excited lol.....it IS a fake, I have already seen the video where they show how it was done....pretty cool though i must admit.
The was a very small explosive charge in the melon, they took two shots of it and combined them to give the resulting video, nicely done though as i said :-)
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204. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Trumer Beer Machine
An aboslute ACE of a commercial! brilliant !
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205. cameramaster 1 year ago on video They See Me Rollin'
Not going to be stopped for speeding then is he !
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206. cameramaster 1 year ago on video The Man Behind The Sound Effects
#4...it was 2012......In the scene where they have flown to China.
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207. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Top Gear - Radio controlled cars
A flying car !!!.i want one....NOW....gimme gimme!!! i want a flying car!!
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208. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Don't bully animals...
Nasty little child!....its kids like that that grow up to be murderers and bombers....serves the little shit right !
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209. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 1 year ago on video Fishing Bloopers
I hope he never takes up D.I.Y !
minf you...it coudl make for some funny vid's lol
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210. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Turbine powered RC Jet
going at $3,995.00 and weighing in at nearly 20lbs thats one AWESOME piece of kit!
Now all i need to do is win the bloody lottery !
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211. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Guy Jumps Over a Bull
Ahhhhh.....just a bunch of grown men pplaying with their bull's
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212. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Hey kick the bottle
Oh shit.....i think i just pissed myself laughing !
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213. cameramaster 1 year ago on video Raven taking a bath
Its only house trained if it wipes its own arse after having a crap .
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214. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Biggest toy car circuit ever...
OMFG !!!........I want one !!!!.now !!!
give it to me ..i deserve it !
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215. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Skydiving in a car
Letter to insurance company
Dea Sir's
While out driving one day i found myself being hurtled out the rear end of an ariplane.....please send the compansation ASAP.
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217. cameramaster 2 years ago on video 134 tons of pot burns in Mexico
Anybody living downwind of that fire would have been high for a month !!!
( had i known i'd have grabbed my passport ! )
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218. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Eric Whitacre's Virtual Choir - 'Lux Aurumque'
Totally MINDBLOWING !.I wonder if i get hold of a recording of it?
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219. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Introducing Google Translate for Animals
I was waiting for the guy to go up to to a sheep.......and for the farmer to say "The sheep LIE !!"
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220. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Alien Vs Predator
LOved it!......who has never been in shower when some bastard flushed the toilet ?
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221. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 2 years ago on video Getting Excited
Damn cats ambidextrous!.go kitty go !!!!
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222. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Russian Transformers
fucking AWESOME !!
didnt expect that !
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223. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Chihuahua Escape
If the other dog had bit his arse he would have been through and out in a second !
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224. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Understanding Southern
OMG.....I going to Alabama next year...arethey like this there as well?
HAVOC !!
Maybe more so since i promised my friends I'd wear my Kilt whem i go....I just hope they have warm hands when i go through passport and immigration !
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225. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Swiss Top Secret Drum Corps
Thats what you get at the Edinburgh Tattoo...the BEST ! 
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226. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Come to Australia
#9 They did however leave out the most dangerous animal in australia... our women!
Remind me never to visit while wearing my Kilt
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227. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Real Wall-E
#6 I'd want one to do my shopping on a rainy day....can you imagine the looks on peoples faces? priceless !
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228. cameramaster 2 years ago on video 240 mousetraps
For some weird reason i had a vision of a mouse dancing throught the traps singing " Tiptoe through the tulips" as they all went of!
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229. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Rugby - see you at the hospital
Rugby.... a game played by men with odd shaped balls......no doubt cuased by a few collisons as in the video!
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231. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Bike Rack Fail
Pretty cool.......until some rotten scumbag comes along and steals your saddle !!!....Always take it with you, unless you fancy an uncomfortable ride home!
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232. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Dancing Merengue Dog.
Damn........the Dog dances better than i do
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233. cameramaster 2 years ago on video The wrong side
She's a blonde........what did you expect ? 
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234. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Making of a Football
Rugby ( and American "football".....a game played by men with odd shaped balls.
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235. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Foreign accent syndrome
Migraines are NO joke....I have had them since i was a baby an i am now 58 years of age ( yep...even OLD guys come on Snotr! ). Migraines are a nurological disease...there is NO know cure for them since the condition varies so much. In my case they cannot find a "trigger",
This syndrome is known and has been reported before , mainly in people who have had a stroke, there is a theory that migraines may in fact BE a kind of "mini stroke".
Please people....before you dimiss migraines as just another "headache " do a little research, if you have never had one then you are extremely lucky....as a result of migraines i havent beeb able to work for the last 8 years. Its not fun.
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236. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Angel Falls
IF i had been in that helicopter at 0.35 i think i would have crapped myself.
But OMG....what an awesome sight !
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237. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Twin tornado Water Sprouts captured together
SPROUTS? errmmm.noooo...they are not green !
water SPOUTS is what they is !
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239. cameramaster 2 years ago on video One way to wake your buddy
Rugby is a game played by men...with odd shaped ball's.
good shot though !
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240. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Cruise ship
oooooooh SHIT !!! considering that i used to get seasick on the Woolwich FERRY i dont think i'll take a cruise
OMG no WAY !!!
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241. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Crocodile DUMB Dee
Well.......They say " there's one in every village " !
This guy is a total fucking headcase....the "hole he was describing wasn't in his LEG....it was where he used to keep his friggin' BRAIN !
Want to bet he trys something else like this?.......hey guy....go for it....You could get yourself a Darwin award !
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242. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Cuddly rabbits.
Very cute.....but its gonna be hard to keep all the fluff outta the stew !
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243. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 2 years ago on video Remo Williams bullet dodge
From the book's i guess ?
I am Shive...the destroyer..death...taker of souls, shatterer of worlds...the night tiger made whole
I loved those books !!
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244. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Welcome Back Pt. 2
Just as incredible as the first one....somebody pass the tissues !
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245. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Welcome back!
AWESOME !!!.....damn ...that had ME in tears more than once
I loved the girls reaction in the first clip..
daddy's HOME
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246. cameramaster 2 years ago on video 81-year-old sweethearts
Oh bless ! I love it when a plan come together !
Nice one....many happy days together
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247. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Ridiculously fast training dog
now THAT is what i call a FAST dog........damn..i bet he could beat some of those greyhounds on a race track !
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248. cameramaster 2 years ago on video The Fast Lane (Elevator)
Would have been better if the bottom dropped out and they all landed in a slide of some sort.........
oh well 
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249. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Ad From 1990 for mobile phones.
I had a courier job ffor a while where i had one of those ! bloody thing HAD to be with me 24 /7
can you imaing their faces when they phoned me and asked where the hell i was and what i was doing..i told them in great detail and quit at the same time........i was in the gents having a piss at the time.
I enjoyed both lol
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250. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Baby born with 12 perfectly functional fingers.
Some years back ( when milk was still delivered to your doorstep ) there as a milkman in the UK who had the same thing....There was a photo of him in the Daily mail ( i think ) that showed him carrying 6 milk bottles in each hand.....i thought at the time " wouldnt it be great if he could play the piano !"
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251. cameramaster 2 years ago on video How To Cold Wire A Car
What i cant figure out is why the hell anybody would want to steal that piece of junk !!
different strokes for different folks i suppose !
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252. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Fake spot.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH !.that is bloody BRILLIANT !
wonder where i can get the parts from? Hmmm...Maybe i'll make them myself and sell them lol
Good for you girl !
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253. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Judge Milian owns some idiot lawyer
I LOVE a strong woman....who "thinks" she's the boss !
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254. cameramaster 2 years ago on video The gentlest dog you'll ever see.
I'm still not sure about these inter species relationships......they never work in the end.
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255. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Pothole in Russia
I'm NEVER going to complain about the potholes in London again !
( well .....ok ...maybe i will )
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256. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Amazing recovering
Bloody hell !......now THAT's flying !
hellishly fast refelxes to pull himself out of what could have literally been his last race!
REPSECTS !
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257. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Tired of walking downstairs?
i wish we could have one of those at the Victoria tube station !!
BRILLAINT!!
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259. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Giant water balloon bursting in super slow motion.
I suppose thats one way to keep cool in this weather !
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260. cameramaster 2 years ago on video The Growing Box
That is WICKED.....mind you, if had ben me i'd have kicked the guys arse into touch lol
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261. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Boston terrier vs. kitty
Inter racial is fine........but inter SPECIES ? wierd lol
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262. cameramaster 2 years ago on video First time machine
Intrigiung !
What would happen i wonder if they built one......and used it to send a duplictae machine back in time? would they then be able to " leapfrog" ever further backwards ?
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263. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Autistic girl expresses profound intelligence.
Carly....you are AMAZING.......
My eyes are watering like crazy right now
You ROCk girl !
more power to you xxx
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264. cameramaster 2 years ago on video OUCH!
Remind me to never wear my Kilt if walking on a glass floor !
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265. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Copy machines, a security risk?
I WONDER......could i get a 2nd hand copier from the M.O.D or even better from 10 Downing street !
Yee god's the the thought of such a HUGE security breach hardly bears thinking about !
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266. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Don't mess with Ukrainian lawmakers...
So....was the motion carried or not ?
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267. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 2 years ago on video Serbian special forces
Impressive.....but... I still think the S.A.S are the BEST !
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268. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Reliant Robin space shuttle (Top Gear)
It did'nt seperate then ?
God knew why he has placed the Brits on an island... hahahahhahah...........love it!
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269. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Big Spider
He didnt get it then lol ?
holy shit!.....glad we dont get those in the UK !
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270. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Awesome Entrance
WHOOA !.I didnt see that coming! I was waiting for a car or a truck to come though....i wonder what cereal HE has ? 
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271. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Avatar 2 Trailer
I see skies of bluuuuuuuue..........and people to!
hysterical clip...loved it !
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273. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Machine
Thank god they didnt show the waste disposal system !
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274. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Pancakes II: Pancakes for your face
HAHAHAH..had to laugh at this one !
loved the floating man just as shayangx !
put a smile on my face
dammit......i NEED pancakes now !!
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275. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Police chase ends in beat-down
america is a damn police state...
You think its bad over there? ever been arrested for LOOKING at a cop? I have!
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276. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Dog Flies Down Stairs
My border collie would NEVER have done that....he'd fetch it once...then when it was thrown down the stairs a second time would have given me the look that says " your fucking with me....right"?
clever dog !
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277. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Female Wolf Spider
O M G !....That is NOT what i needed to see while sitting here having summat to eat !.....hooooooly shit....
keep that "mother" away from me....or i'll turn it to mush!
and all the likkle buggers as well! (sentimental i am NOT ! )
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278. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 2 years ago on video Amazing Safety Rope Saves Everyone
Olden..... but golden ! 
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279. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Rape attempt.
Brings a whole new meaning to the expression
"well fuck a duck " !
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280. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 2 years ago on video New SuperHero
Just another day when the jubilee line tube line dont run !
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281. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Teletransporter ambient
Awwwwww.......CRAP !!!....The times i could have used this !!!
Sigh......
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283. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Marble machine
Damn !......Thats VERY cool.......I wish i could do stuff like that......hang on a mo....i CAN !!!!
I'm mechanicaly minded.......I can screw up anything! 
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284. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Rooster says "hello"
Great breath control........now if he could just hit the right note !
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285. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Dog foils robbery attempt
NICE doggy ( pats dog on head ).
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286. cameramaster 2 years ago on video world face-pulling championship
Its actually called "Gurning" , and the brits have been doing it for years....heres a link :-)
http://www.daeschner.com/gurning.html
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287. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Guy imitates engine sounds
At least he drives a stick shift lol
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288. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Suspect disposes of evidence
Apparently it was the note he handed to the bank teller demanding money.....
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289. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Denmark Live Robot Boys
I would have LOVED to hear what Simon Cowell would have made of that lol....briliant stuff!
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290. cameramaster 2 years ago on video The rear-view motorcycle helmet
Ahh..British genius strikes again !
cool idea though.....i hope its works for the designers, and they get a lot of sales. It sounds as if it could be a winner.
I noticed a few comments from bikers above, what would be better i ask ...to have that extra vision or to get killed by some idiot coming up from behind ?
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291. cameramaster 2 years ago on video To Catch More Predators
Its a pity that theres no law in Westren countrys that would permit the law to castrate these scum ( without the benifit of anasthetic ).
Its a hell of a shame we are not allowed to do the same sort of TV program here in the UK....I'd bet they would catch just as many.
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292. cameramaster 2 years ago on video To Catch a Predator
6. get yourself a little programme like "Tubehoarder". then you can save whatever vid's you like.....simple really.
Pity any kids caught up by sicko's like this piece of crap!
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293. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Tandem back flip
I wanna see the film from the helmet cam !!
coooool
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294. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Don't Mess With Santa !
HAHAHHAAHHAHA.....I lOVE it when a plan comes together !!! well done Santa !!
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295. cameramaster 2 years ago on video Ikea lamp
Oh .......like ..wow..i'm REALLY impressed...not !
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298. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Kid Stuck in Skate Bowl
The solution is so OBVIOUS!....just fill it with water and they can float to the top !!
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299. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Japanese pranks
OK....the gags are weird !!
but...men in yellow bikini's? guys wearing head scarves, Japanese are WEIRD.
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300. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Max as Batman
Looks as if Max might have a few social problems !
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301. cameramaster 3 years ago on video VideoGioco
VERY clever !!
Damn...i wish i could do summat like that!
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302. cameramaster 3 years ago on video How to blow a deer out of a frozen lake
I have seen this before 9 was sent to me in an email.
Buts its still a damn good vid, that pilot did a good job !
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303. cameramaster 3 years ago on video A little bit tipsy
How dare you people say he was drunk !
he wasn't......
He was, ahem....... "Cerebrally relaxed"
or.....as we would say in the UK...as pissed as a fart!
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304. cameramaster 3 years ago on video this is just... awesome
It NEVER ceases to amaze me how people are continually finding news ways to either break some more bones ...or kill themselves :-)
having said that.........when its done properly its bloody awesome....i suppose theirs always a price to be paid
but i'll never replace the bus !
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305. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Dillon M134 Gatling Gun
Who is the arse that said " the gatling gun was developed for arial combat"? what a tosser....or maybe he simply is not aware of his own history ?
The gatling gun was used during the war between the states....and it was delveloped for ground combat, I do wish these arseholes would at least get something right !
'scuse me...........rant over !
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306. cameramaster 3 years ago on video No Blinking World Record
HAHAHHAHAHAH......Give in to the power of Chocolate ! brilliant!
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307. cameramaster 3 years ago on video What A Roadside Bomb Looks in Real Life!!
#1 Worst case scenario... the car flipped over.
Try sitting in the back of a landrover while going over a mine then .
Two broken legs, one broken arm, almost lost one eye and made deaf in one ear.......get real man !
damn.....i flew through the air about 60ft !
and i was lucky..2 others didnt make it.
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308. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Drinking with hair on fire
#13 .....your NOT suggesting somebody should do that to their BALL's are you? shhhhh dont give people ideas....oh shit....i just did ! 
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309. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Harrier Extremely Low Flyby
Well.......i suppose it beats PAYING for a haircut!
And yep.......thats a harrier
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310. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Kid parallel parks car
I WISH my Mrs could park half as well as that.....Cooooooooool kid !
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311. cameramaster 3 years ago on video GYMKHANA TWO - The Infomercial
Reminds me of the driving we see on the M25 around London at weekends :-)
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313. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Ball Trick
Coooooooooooool ! But i wonder how many times he fell of before getting it right? ( wish i could do that kind of stuff!)
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314. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Badass police dog
HOLY SHIT !......and to think i used to LIKE dog's.........GULP!
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315. cameramaster 3 years ago on video That's gonna leave a mark
HOLY shit! i hope that driver got jailed for that
#15.....try teling that to the girls from the sisterhood, they'll probably rip your balls of, flash fry them and make you eat whats left.
( they are incredibly cute though !)
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316. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 3 years ago on video Porsche 911 commercial
NICE !but i'd still prefer a rolls
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317. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Acrobatic builders
Can you imagine what would happen if they did that in the UK? 'elf and safety would freak out totally!
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318. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Sheep LED art
Totally friggin BRILLIANT !.....felt a bit sorry for the bloody sheep though, all that running around :-)
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319. cameramaster 3 years ago on video The Pomegranate Phone
EXCLUSIVE! A new secret function has now been added to the "Pomegranate", specifically for use of secret services only… by pressing 3 pre set buttons the Pomegranate can turn into a 50k watt laser! Yes.... that’s right! You can now cook your food ( or dispatch your enemies ) while drinking the coffee you made with your pomegranate!
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320. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Kid and Python
thats 16.41 feet long !
1 metre is 39.4 inches X 5
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321. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Weirdo sticks 2222 toothpicks in his beard
i'm STILL trying to figure which of them is the craziest.........him or his Mrs ?
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322. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Viral advertising at its best
Its a viral advert for a mobile phone
grrrrrr who nicked my friggin' "hash" key ?
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324. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Hang in there...
Well....i guess if you cant find a parking space.......
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325. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Pole Position Commercial
It was pretty funny watching this......more so since i STILL have both a Commodore 64 ( with disc drive ) and an atari 1040, when i have nieces and nephews over i dig them out, set them up and let the kids play games on them....for some reason they love them !......kids these day's eh ?
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327. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 3 years ago on video Prank call by 8-year-old
It's funny yes......but it's SO old !!!
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328. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Windy soccer game
Holy SHIT !...a guy could get decapitated like that ! No " headers " after that !
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329. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cameramaster 3 years ago on video Big mouthed woman
My ex was like that...but her mouth wasnt big enough
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330. cameramaster 3 years ago on video The Doghouse
I got my (ex) wife a new camera system....she wanted to spend some more time with me.
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331. cameramaster 3 years ago on video Tiddy Bear infomercial
Damm..........i wish I was a tiddy bear !
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332. cameramaster 4 years ago on video Dramatic Lemur
OMG !!! He's been taken over by alien's..........no wait.......thats my ex wife !!!!
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333. cameramaster 4 years ago on video How to make a Playboy girl...
Excellent photoshop work........i wish i was that good !
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1. cameramaster 9 hours ago on video Military Dad Coming Home from Afghanistan Meets Baby Daughter for First Time
#2....You think that soldiers never have dental problems in the field? Or maybe Doctors shouldn't treat things like a burst appendix? Get real chap....get real.
And little one is gorgeous... Personally if I had a daughter or son I would raise sheer bloody HELL to protect them. Its not often I get jealous....but I am of Dan Haws