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2. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Getting Excited
awww the cat thinks hes people! I think i heard this cat is gonna be in the next edition of Punchout
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3. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Body Music
so confused 
hawt? check
disturbing? check
head thoroughly sploded? check check
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5. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Bullfrog Hunts...Anything!
i dont know why, but i cried when the smaller frog was being eated... 
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7. cheesewire 2 years ago on video duck feed fish
its amazing to see what other species are capable of.
too oft we forget that animals can think. they can have amazing capacities for friendship, community, and even loyalty.
or in this case, team work! 
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8. cheesewire 2 years ago on video 8 BITS
@ #8
hell yah man.
remember when IF a game had continues, it was usually either 1 continue after all your lives were done, or 3 continues, and once those were gone, you had to start over?
none of this "modern" infinite tries stuff. thats one of the reasons i dont play a lot of console games anymore. except for my vintage NES, and sega 
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10. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Soldier homecoming surprise
GODDAMNIT! why are you making me cry so hard in the morning??!
the way their little faces light up.
but then i think of the flip side, where some little faces never get to...
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11. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Ford Meteor
wheres the crackers? this is too cheesy to NOT have crackers!
oh wait, im a cracker...
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13. cheesewire 2 years ago on video bubble bath
This is what America needs. a sense of humor. wanting to beat your friend up over a prank, is juvenile and pointless.
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14. cheesewire 2 years ago on video why you shouldnt brake too suddenly
i agree with number 4!
i dont feel bad for any of them. yes the second driver had plenty of time to stop.
yes it was stupid to come to a full stop in the middle of the road for no reason.
we all win 
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15. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Thai Women Beating Up American Sex Tourist
ok at first i thought that the girls kicking him a few times, alright, fine. he deserves it. would your sister or mum like it if some drunk ass was offering her money for sex? hell no!
but then he smacks the woman...i mean, wtf, you are in a foreign country, you insult a native (presumably native), and have the idiocy to try and fight back.
stupid moron shoulda just turned tail and ran. guys like this make all other guys look like 'a' holes.
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17. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Homemade Drum Kit For Guitar Hero
O_O
!_!
OMFG_OMFG
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18. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Downhill tubing
sounded like they were cracking beers @ 0:24 seconds.
mystery solved
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20. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Fan makes catch look easy.
he didnt even look at anyone, he tried to play it off, but you KNOW at that velocity it slamming into your ribcage hurt like a sumbeech!
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21. cheesewire 2 years ago on video The humble stove.
i love cooking and this stove would be so awesome! the possibilities are endless!
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23. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Pea Plant Grows In Man's Lung
is it just me, or after that last comment, does anyone else wanna smack the hell out of that reporter?
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24. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Flip flops. they are a hassle
alcohol + physics+ foot/eye coordination = funny video on snotr :þ
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25. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Hong Kong Architect
i want a modular apartment!
daddy, can i has a modular apartment?
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26. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Barking parrot
its the Barking dudes parrot! wooow they come in pants.
when brain sez cheese you make pizza damnittt....
wollawollabingbangoverandout
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27. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Best Soccer Skills 2009 - 2010
i cant do that. can you? F*CK thats impressive
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28. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Grandpa dancing
do the pedophile dance!
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29. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Did You Know: Convergence
i love these did you know videos.
the amount of information and progress that we as a species have made is utterly astounding.
seeing stuff like that puts things back into perspective, esp. if you were born before 1990.
seriously it made me shed a couple tears thinking about how fast we have come up, and what the future holds.
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31. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Awesome shotgun trick shooter
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
GODLIKE!
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32. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Road Rage
they should have settled it like jeopardy.
when everyone messes up the answer (or in this case both parties are retarded)
then No harm no foul.
they evened it all out btwn them
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33. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Kid falls off horse and is attacked by crazy ostrich
i like how he was kicking at the ostrich like it was a drunk that wouldnt leave the pub.
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34. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Math Failure
when i noticed it was carlton i lost track of what was going on.
so whose 8 got 21'd?
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35. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Crazy Japanese gameshow
that last guy was lying... he didnt have any balls...
u saw the way he kept running lol
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36. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Doing The Dishes
i dont know if im turned on, or wanna buy shim a beer (shim = she + him)
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37. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Don't mess with the tooth fairy
deceitful little bitch innit?
shes trying to defraud a supernatural being. better luck with the candy there ya little scamp.
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39. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
i think this is the best thing i have seen since my first vagina!
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40. cheesewire 2 years ago on video The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
TY college humor for addressing my main problem with the cartoon!
now i like boobs again 
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41. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Where Not To Land
apparently they drove home
lllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo 
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46. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Melbourne Hailstorm and Flooding Footage
mother nature just spit on australia. take that ya criminals
(j/k no ozzies try to kill me, kthxbai
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48. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Who Are You?
if you turned around and saw what that shop owner saw, tell me you wouldnt flip!
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49. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Ghost Car
yah this one freaked me out when i saw it.
cops photoshopped it
just kiddin.
donut eating fucktards
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50. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Hospital Jump
holy shit! that title really misled me! as intended i presume lol you sneaky Snotr devils 
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51. cheesewire 2 years ago on video High Blood Pressure
lmfao that was great.
love the tea kettle sound of spraying blood
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52. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Michelle's Tongue Tricks
<sigh> this is not a trick. as everyone knows anyone can do that.
lame vid.
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53. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Car wash rampage
lmfao just wtf?? wtf was this person thinking???
i guess my mind refuses to think of any logical scenarios.
well, maybe they had a bees nest in the car and they got really mad about being taken?
idk but WTFF??!!
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54. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Wheelchair tricks
Because video games are death!
that was actually a profound statement and much deeper than most are giving credit for.
if the bodies already using half the energy (roughly, im not a doctor or anything) that a "normal" boy would, then he is 100% correct. sitting there for hours NOT getting extra exorcise would lead to weight gain, high blood pressure, arterial clotting, not to mention the social skills that he would never learn otherwise.
He could join an online community! some might say, but we all know that online communities are no where NEAR the same, or even similar to person to person interaction.
Well done young man. Keep rockin, keep Rollin, and thank you for being awesome!
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55. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter
im sick of needless bashing of Palin, but come one. shes trying to defend limbaugh after one of his dumbassed tirades, and shes obviously feeling scorned because she just cant get over losing. She would rather take a cheap shot than to think about how idiotic she is sounding.
if its someone making fun of her family/personal life, im sick of it. if someone is pointing out her monumental inadequacies, then i will watch
oh and by the way, he's no stewart, but i do like colbert. hes funny in a devils advocate who was dropped on his head as a fetus sort of way. great character!
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56. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Trampoline fail
wtf did he think would happen? he would sprout wings and float down on a cloud of virgins (male AND female)? that the trampoline would catch him and hold him like a net?
THINK before you do things people.
/end PSA
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57. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Poker tournament robbed live on TV
very misleading description. i thought there were going to be gunz and goons barging in and everyone all " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and they be like " Gimme da fookin munay!" and theyre all" TAKE IT TAKE IT. I WANT TO LIVE! I HAVE A GOAT AND 3 KIDS AT HOME!" and the goons are like " wtf why do you have a goat?" then they shoot him!
thats what i thought would happen.
maybe i shouldnt smoke in the morning...
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60. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Dinner for RR
epic oldest trick in the world!
great twist on it
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61. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Godly Tetris skills
its been said so many times before in these comments in different ways.
0_0
what else can be said?
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62. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Professor tackles student
hey jackass in the costume...
people are in college by choice. they WANT to learn. i know strange concept right?
fuck off and do us all a favor, stick your dick into a black hole plz, kthnxbai...
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64. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Incredibly Stupid Cinder Block Cannon Explosion
lol darwin ftw
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65. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Jimmy Surprises Bieber Fan
omg 10 year old stalker?!?!?
just kiddin
that was soooooo cute. i hope my little girls half that awesome.
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66. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Chairman
when i first watched it and heard that loud pop at the beginning i knew what would happen and i stared in disbelief that he didnt get up.
then BOOM goes the dynamite. lol
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67. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Animal attack
oh that was great,. they just run off the screen together.
lmfaooooooooo
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68. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Voca People
lol Pure?
why did someof'em have dark hair?
Hitler says that dark hair is not pure.
wait a minute, screw hitler!
yaaay!
anyway, it got me feelin good at 8:30 am.
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69. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Satellite Car Chase
#23
come on man. someone makes an animation and you wanna nit pick?? go nitpick some "realistic" video games and get a life lmfao.
that ending was weird. i liked the video but the heart shape at the end, little strange
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70. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Christmas Special - Achmed
#7 low end commedian? what other ventrilo. has gotten as famous as mr dunham? aside from old school Howdy Doody.
heh, lil late, but i still think its funny.
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71. cheesewire 2 years ago on video 5-year-old Savannah's Calm Call with 911
omg that made me cry! such a smart little girl!
damn i hope my kid is half as brave and cool as that lil girl
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72. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Psycho girlfriend smashes Xbox
at the end, i thought she was going for the knife! lmfao
wow
just wow. he at least shoulda let her win a couple times. been a little nicer. shes obviously not a serious gamer, so he shouldnt treat her like she is.
poor girl.
poor guy.
poor xbox
may he rest in peaces. 
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73. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Fake n Funny Sport Skills!
oh how i love Photoshop. surreal images rule!
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74. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Exploding fireworks factory
it really went out with a bang!
HA no one made that joke yet XD
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75. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Mayday! Mayday!
lmfao what are you sinking about?
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76. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Surprise!!
lmfao that was good. got that was hot.
ima spend some alone time now
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77. cheesewire 2 years ago on video How to pronounce Snotr
OMG THE WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST CAN STOP NOW! the secrets out.
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78. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Why men like beer
i bet half of these kids couldnt pick up a real woman in a bar.
hah,
grow some chest hair kids, women want men. not boys
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79. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Old school Fail
lmfao
great lack of thorough execution 
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80. cheesewire 2 years ago on video How NOT to jump out of a driving car
not my pretty pretty suburban face!
fucking morons with parents car...
youth is for the young, and im not old.
what does this mean?
IM STONED!
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82. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Skeletor and Beast-Man
...sigh
great in highschool. homo erotic after that.
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87. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Dead Hand
lol @ 2
i was like, oh snap, snotr used to show porn???
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88. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Water Ceiling Prank
good thing she had a big butt to break the fall!
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89. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Star Wars parody
because good is dumb
lmfao my dad and i used to watch this all the time!
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91. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Talking photo booth
your parents are eating your icecream lmfao
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92. cheesewire 2 years ago on video How to do a back flip
he is a cheerleader 3:53
"Be aggressive! be be Agressive!"
he got skills. no one i know can do it
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93. cheesewire 2 years ago on video 1 liter vodka + 2 liter water = problems
it just kept comming...
remember wayne from waynes world.
if you blow chunks and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
if you spew and she stays... lol
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95. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Family Guy 300 Trailer
little too random, the clips didnt make a lot of sense,. but worth a chuckle.
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96. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids
hey wait a sec, isnt that wacky bob?
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98. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Ellen DeGeneres begs agency to return dog
this woman is amazingly down to earth.
she is NOT the stuckup, spoiled bitch some douchebags are trying to make her out to be.
Ellen rules, i would vote for her for president!
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99. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Grandma's speech
lmfao great job Miss!
that wsa more impressive than i can do!
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100. cheesewire 2 years ago on video "I have three PS3s"
HOLY SH*T!! this pissed a LOT of people off!
i thought it was hilarious
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103. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Review of the worst video game ever
haha @ #9
worst rental ever. i wanted to throw my system out the f*ckin window...
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104. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Making of a COD4 map
propoganda aside, i think it was a well made game. the controls arent overly soggy, and the story is great.
very sugar coated, and as #3 said, mucho propagando, but still fun to play
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105. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Alchemy vodka - Innovations
lol im part polish and have heard many of those jokes before
good stuff, glad to see we can poke fun of ourselves.
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106. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Dumbest cop ever
i think were ded.
time is going by reall really really really slow
lmfao coupla fucktards. yay cops
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107. cheesewire 2 years ago on video ASUS, your best defense against crossbow attacks
lol bowling, im goin thru the archives too.
a future perspective is interesting when watching these blasts from the past
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109. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Cadbury’s Dairy Milk
too long.
when he starts drumming its like " Aw shit! hell yah!"
then its just bleh
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111. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Poor Timo
that last hand gesture that he made was great.
too funny
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112. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Cops dump paralyzed man on floor
although they should have investigated that aspect of him (ie, whether or not he IS a quad., remember they have to deal with people always lying to them. constantly. if a guy came in on a wheel chair i wouldnt just dump him on the floor. that sort of thing is pretty ez to find out for cops.
stupid fucking popo
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113. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Motor helmet + smoke bomb prank
haha the look on the peoples faces in the van!
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115. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Gardening made easy
that last line was perfect. absolutely perfect
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116. cheesewire 2 years ago on video The stupidest game ever invented?
i wonder how many of these were bought because of how pathetic his story was.
26 years over a freakin table game? is his wife crazy too, why is she still with this loser?
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118. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Buttered shower floor
lmfao that coulda been realll bad! so funny. i would fuck the shit outta her, no mercy for her that night
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119. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video It pays to look good
ugh its been done to death. yes it was funny a decade ago. its not SNL material. not GOOD snl material anyway.
the last 3 lines made me chuckle tho so not a total loss
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120. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Amazing 5 years old boxer
OMG
i can bench 325 and that kid scares the shit outta me!
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121. cheesewire 2 years ago on video How to torment telemarketers with one word
lol yah great stuff
Yes. you are a moron? yes. ok i just wanted to make sure we had that in our database.
lolftwmaorofl
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122. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Grazy German water-slide looping
what water slide? all i saw was a bikini
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123. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Anti-gravity
he fooled me once, shame on him.,
the nice people on snotr foiled him! priceless.
what was the question?
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124. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Hardcore Penguin
this video got me into hardcore years ago. aaaaah more mamareeezz
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125. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Battlefield sign language
combat is funny!
/...
IN VIDEO GAMES.
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126. cheesewire 2 years ago on video How to remove your wall?
omg!! roll a saving throw for your achilles tendon!
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127. cheesewire 2 years ago on video The sneakiest goal in the history of soccer
absolutely brilliant! 
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128. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Broken skateboard takes revenge
oh wow that was funny. fuckin board!
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
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130. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Baseball tennis
OMG WTF IS WRONG WIT U GIZE???
THAT WAS TOTALLY FAKE. wait, i mean NOT FAKE.
FACK!
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132. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Annoying sleep-over
too much light in the room to be real.
either a lamp or 2 were on, or the NATURAL (it appears so ) light comming from the window, but there was too much light. unless they are scared of the dark.
in which case
GAY
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133. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Stewie kills a hooker
i htink they should have an r rated version .
maybe x rated? mmmmm lois and bonny...
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134. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Best PC service ever!
omg omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgo[mgomgo[mgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgom
funny i love this guy.
the presentation was great, it sounded pleasant then FUCKING EXTREEEEEEEME!!
lovethis cat
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136. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Ford SportKa vs cat
oh wow i had totally forgotten about that video.
aaaah memoreez.
fuckin great effect. everytime, i bust out laughing.
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138. cheesewire 2 years ago on video jim carrey female bodybuilder
i miss that show. In living color ruled
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139. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Dog rescue in a Swiss lake
i luv these sweet videos. so many people were concerned. it made me feel good.
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140. cheesewire 2 years ago on video the real Pikachu
i bet she makes that noise when you stickitinner
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141. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Annoyed with the cleaner
YES! YES! OH GOD YES! natural selection at its peak
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142. cheesewire 2 years ago on video How much snow?
oooooh a dick joke, now i get it!
unprofessional ass...
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143. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Jet Boat Maitrise (aka Insanity)
holy shit! watchout coast guard, i just found my next drug running boat!
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144. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Neil Tyson about UFOs
OOOOOh man that was funny. i had to pause it a couple times, i laughed so hard i couldnt hear what he was saying.
"you know why ufo sightings are lower for amateur astronomers? because we know what the hell we're looking at" Brilliant! takes the cake!
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145. cheesewire 2 years ago on video News Report
lmfao A Regents Treet lolmfaocopter
profiling the news is fun kidz
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146. cheesewire 2 years ago on video First minutes of movie Ideocracy
fuck this im suing.
i NEVER gave them permission to make a docuementary about my family
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147. cheesewire 2 years ago on video 28 Drinks Later
lmfao omg i would go see that. infact. i have 8 ounces of acid. im gonna take it all, and live this movie in my mind!
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148. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Hitler responds to the iPad
ugh... so sick of Hitler responds.... so booooooooring.
like that screaming german kid that smashes the shit out of his desk/keyboard.
sure the first 20 videos of it were fine, but come on. this is more diluted than a glass of water.
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149. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Mortal kombat is not a tournament
omfg that was so funny
I even have to fight he immortal wizard god that sent me here?
uh oh no.
lmfao
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150. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Augmented Reality T-shirt
"omg, whos the freak jerking off in mid air, wearing that goofy shirt?"
direct quote
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151. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Reporter Makes Backwards Half Court Shot
lol he just looked around like a 4 year old that just found out how to masturbate, and he liked it
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152. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Pee-wee gets an iPad!
NO NO!!
MAKE IT STOP! DONT TOUCH ME THERE PEEWEE!
oh sorry bout that, that brought up some OOOOOOOLD childhood fantas...i mean memories...
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153. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Mercator - Milkman
i got some milk for ya babay.
now thatll be 65 cents plz kthnxbai
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154. Comment rated too low. Show this comment cheesewire 2 years ago on video Safety Instructions
best non threatening-to-da-white-folk rap in teh evar!!!
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155. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Petty Thief in Internet Cafe
youve been hit by, youve been struck by, a smooth criminal!
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156. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Fainting Goats
my girlfriend does the same thing when i put it in her @$$
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157. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Journalism Fail
aaaah great times, oh to be a naive reporter. wonder what his grandkiddies will thinx
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158. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Rube Goldberg machine from Waiting
lol would you like some beer with that head?
+5
1. cheesewire 2 years ago on video Merry Go Roundhouse Kick
well he said"watch out! watch out!"