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3. czarnian 4 years ago on video Chaos in the print shop?
too much spare time for a commercial......
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4. czarnian 4 years ago on video Mr. Bean iTunes Ad
bwahahahaha
mista lova lova....
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA
LMAO 
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5. czarnian 4 years ago on video Three bottles of wine in 1 minute
that what I call drink like a Russian camel...
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7. czarnian 4 years ago on video Death Metal Puppy
BWUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH....
so.... much..... evil....
now i will not sleep in a week. How people can be so demonic....
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9. czarnian 4 years ago on video Dove Onslaught(er)
greenpeace sucks...as fi were for them we should be living in tipies with no electrical light, no paper, no plastico, no gasoline and no leather -don't even mention meat, eggs, milk, honey or anything that was, were taken from or belonged to an animal....
freakin green non poluting psychos....
F you
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11. czarnian 4 years ago on video Make your own spy sunglasses for $40
too bulky....better think of a Bluetooth or wiFi camera, without the cable...
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12. czarnian 4 years ago on video Painful baseball shot
The goy almost ghot the ball with his hand before it hits the skull, now THAT is what i call reflexes....
hurt like hell, never the less....
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15. czarnian 4 years ago on video Cops dump paralyzed man on floor
All US cops are just hillbillies that wanna play Rambo....
poor suckers....
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17. czarnian 4 years ago on video Stuck in an elevator for 41 hours
...what happen if I wanna pee? or take a shit?
my gawd....poor guy...
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18. czarnian 4 years ago on video Pointless ownage - revenge on revenge
that nuts gone zingggg!!!
nice!!
i wonder what the BF will do next time....
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19. czarnian 4 years ago on video Pointless ownage
latina heat...dale mamacita con la bandeja!!!!
corky sense of humor though....
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22. czarnian 4 years ago on video The dangers of being a TV news reporter
23:00...if you want something to happen to you....KEEP REPORTING LIKE THAT!!!!
awesome!!
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23. czarnian 4 years ago on video Most ridiculous workout machine ever?
I can feel my abs working.....LMFAO....bwaaaaaaaaaaajajajajajajajajaj....
you can use it while using your computer...if you can type on a aircraft carrier inside a tornado.... 
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25. czarnian 4 years ago on video The Swing Wing
As recommended by James Hetfield and Ozzy Osbourne..."It'll make you head baaaaaaaang!!!"
Aspirin not included....
(use with caution,may cause seizures, dizzines and parkinson disease)
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26. czarnian 4 years ago on video Gaylord the Pup
oh......my.....GAWD.........
i'm gonna die for a while.....BRB.....
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27. czarnian 4 years ago on video Log pwns human
woooaaaa.....I AM COOOOOLLL....*BONK*....thud....HE'S DEAD...MDFK...
nice one dude...
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28. czarnian 4 years ago on video How not to move a cable roll upstairs
murphy's law: there's always a way to do things the wrong way...
whatan idiot....
good one
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29. czarnian 4 years ago on video Aggressive in train
my gawd...this might actually work....good one!!
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30. czarnian 4 years ago on video How to cross an intersection
That's what I call a mighty Froggie.... 
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31. czarnian 4 years ago on video Japanese hot girl formula
aajajajajaja
nice one!!! wonder what will come out of girl 50...monica belucci?
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32. czarnian 5 years ago on video Bored flight attendant
It reminded me of the teacher of charlie brown....
WAHWAHWAH---WAH WAH WAH WAH----WAH WAH WAH---WAH WAAAAHWAH---- uh, we're about to take off...
nice one...
(I'm not an american or englishman, or born in an english-speaker country, but I totally understand the dialogue...too many 'Raymond' episodes I think...)
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34. czarnian 5 years ago on video "I have three PS3s"
obviously, you have:
- no girlfriend
- no dog or cat
- no peanut butter ( or cat or dog to go with the lickin')
- no car
- no self respect
- no life outside your cubicle
- no taste for decoration
- caffeine inmunity
- mythosis-like reproduction abilities
- aquaphobia
- absolutely no fighting skills
- definetly a gay friend
...and 3 PS3's
(that you'll be paying in your AMEX for the next 12 years)
cheers to the PS1 DualShock!!!
best console ever!!
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35. czarnian 5 years ago on video Cut throat make-up - Video
@cdrwin: nobody zed that internet is PG-13...you children will watch what YOU let them watch, don't charge a website with YOUR responsibility of taking care of what YOUR childrens watch on the net.
And if you dont like what you see here, do us a favor and press alt+F4 and get the helloutta here...we like it, and we're more people than you.
Nice one, dudes!!!
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37. czarnian 5 years ago on video Tunak Tunak Tun
Suddenly I feel like doing some aerobics...and one...ando two...and three..and turu-turu-turuturuturu-turuturuturu-TA-TA-TA.....
MY GAWD....
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38. czarnian 5 years ago on video Dinner gone wrong
The japs did that first, it's called Matrix Ping Pong...just YTbe-it!!
good one!!
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39. czarnian 5 years ago on video Need life insurance?
The inmate in this motion picture was inmediatly transfered to a solitary cell until the cellmate's parole chance. Now he has a pet rock named billy and is still trying to distill water out of human excretions....
nice one!!!
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42. czarnian 5 years ago on video "Ebay" by Weird Al Yankovic
funny but totally outta sync
please fix it....
cool though..
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44. czarnian 5 years ago on video Beer Cap
duude...the woman with the tin-eating.....bellybutton....
nice one...
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45. czarnian 5 years ago on video Golf ball trick
I prefer the 0-budget pranks, they fit better to me...
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46. czarnian 5 years ago on video Needs more cowbell!!!
...i can pull it back if you want....
nice one from SNL
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47. czarnian 5 years ago on video Budlight Dancer
oh....my...gawd......
i'd rather dring heineken than dance with that....
good one!!
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49. Comment rated too low. Show this comment czarnian 5 years ago on video PassportPhoto
he was trying to enter mexico, i guess....
nice video!!
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52. czarnian 5 years ago on video Cool Whip (part 2)
we're gonna be here for a "jhuile"....
very funny...
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53. czarnian 5 years ago on video Joovc Doovde Player
gotta go..... 
peein in my pants....this is so much fun....
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55. czarnian 5 years ago on video Flare fireworks
Chaff is composed of aluminum shreds that can be set on fire and generates serious amounts of heat, decoying tha incoming missiles...it's not a flare on it's own...
justo to say somethin' ....cool vid...
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56. czarnian 5 years ago on video Amazing guitar playing
good mix of bass slapping and flamenco strumming....
nice to hear...a little too country for my taste...
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57. czarnian 5 years ago on video Best scene from the Office (US)
dude, way to have fun "with" your coworker...
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58. czarnian 5 years ago on video Don't talk with your mouth full!
little chunks flying around...nice one...
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59. Comment rated too low. Show this comment czarnian 5 years ago on video The Skittle Touch
wow, that's an useful skill.....if you live in chuck.e.cheeze.....
nice video...
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60. czarnian 5 years ago on video Triumph the Insult Comic Dog vs. Michael Jackson Supporters
this was fkin hilarious....
i keep with kid rock statement in the matter
"we love michael, but we are tired of defending him. Another kid?..wtf, ANOTHER KID??!?! When I saw it in the news I thought i was watchin' Groundhogs Day...."
just hilarious...
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61. czarnian 5 years ago on video "Mac or PC" Rap Music Video
I'm a right clicka!!!!!
But it's been quite a few years since i don't browse in IE...
cool video, thanx!!
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62. czarnian 5 years ago on video Smoke Inhalation
Dude....I was deaming that I was a firefighter.....and I wore that cute big yellow coats...and I had a long long red hose...and I got fired from the corps for being high at work....and I.....oh, duuuuuuuude...
hail to firefighters all over the world!!!!!
they risks their lives to save ours....respect!!!
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63. czarnian 5 years ago on video Ministry Of Silly Walks
Next one could be the funniest joke on earth....i think...
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64. czarnian 5 years ago on video Ministry Of Silly Walks
THANX SO FKIN MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M LMAO....
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65. czarnian 5 years ago on video Bicycle kick
I knew that as a scissor kick
anyway, that's one sharp looking kick...I wonder if he can hit a head with that accuracy....
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67. czarnian 5 years ago on video Spam, spam, spam, Snotr, and spam
Just hilarious
-- Don't you have anything without spam?
-- EEEEEEEEEEWWWWW........
A classic skit.
please upload the Ministry of Silly Walks....
greets. 
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69. czarnian 5 years ago on video Skeletor and Beast-Man
this guys got stuck in jackass....
not so good...
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72. czarnian 5 years ago on video Pot Noodle ad
That happens when you mix gollum and a regular japanese clerk...
"you ate 7 in a row..."
who doesn't?
that stuff is extremely addictive, it should be classified as the geeks extasis (beside caffeine of course...)
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73. czarnian 5 years ago on video Mayday! Mayday!
my gawd....that's more common than we think....
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75. czarnian 5 years ago on video Another failed suicide bombing
we need commercials that move us.
very nice one....
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77. czarnian 5 years ago on video 300 - PG version
BRRRRRUUUUUSH YO TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!!
THAI IS SO WRONG DUDE.....
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78. czarnian 5 years ago on video Still want to save whales?
that...is ...just...wrong....
I don't eat whale, so i don't care about them.
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80. czarnian 5 years ago on video Why men like beer
...i red this somewhere in the web...
BEER....HELPING UGLY WOMEN HAVE SEX SINCE 1460...
I just lmao....
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81. czarnian 5 years ago on video Speed climbing
wow, this guy defies death.....
and that's why now he's dead.
cool 'dough...
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82. czarnian 5 years ago on video Evolution of Dance
my gawd.....am I THAT old already????
I knew all the songs!!
I better go change my diapers...BRB...
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84. czarnian 5 years ago on video Look Around You - Maths
sweet god....from which year is this stuff???
BASIC
>10 PRINT "look around you"
>20 GOTO 10
>RUN...
that language is older that myself....far beyond geekness...
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87. czarnian 5 years ago on video T-shirt folding machine
wow.
nice and neat shirts everywhere....
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88. czarnian 5 years ago on video Potato peeling
jajajajaj
very useful..
for those who didn't catch it yet:
- before putting the potatoes to boil, make a slight cut around the potato, but make sure the cut isn't deep enough to cut the potato in half, just to "mark" the skin all around the potato.
- boil the potatoes as usual. 10 mins will do the trick (in a pressured pan will take only 5 mins, be carefull)
- remove the potaotes from the hot water.
- sink the still hot potato in a bowl with ice cold water for 10 seconds.
- remove the potato from cold water
- put your fingers on each side of the cut mark we made before.
- gently squeeze the skin as you peel off away.
- voila. Peeled potato.
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89. czarnian 5 years ago on video Tire ski jumping
dude......why they don't send a guy inside a truck tire, so we can see how far the guy pukes his ass off after the jump...
japaneses are always this freaky...good one...
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90. czarnian 5 years ago on video How not to get your ass kicked by the police
Chris...ROCKS!!!
LMAOTISMP....
hilarious at its best...don't ride with a mad woman...
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91. czarnian 5 years ago on video Lethal street fighting
OMFG....the one-for-all new movement..
- this cajus are a bit salty...BANG!..kick to the head...
- dude, i'm hungry...BANG!..kick to the head...
- excuse me, d'you know what time it is?..BANG!..kick to the head..
- is this seat taken?...BANG!..kick to the head...
- two martinis, please...BANG!..kick to the head...
- I gotta take a leak, BRB...BANG!..kick to the head...
- would you marry me?...BANG!..kick to the head...
- are you ready to order?...BANG!..kick to the head...
- the 8 in the side pocket...BANG!..kick to the head...
- OMG!! they killed Kenny...BANG!..kick to the head...
- keep the change...BANG!..kick to the head...
- geez, the office sucks big...BANG!..kick to the head...
- if my wife finds out i'm hangin' out here...BANG!..kick to the head...
a new way for nightclubbin'....
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1. czarnian 4 years ago on video ED's Furry F***ing Guide To Metal!!!!
PLAY IT FUCKING LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!