i have a daughter the same age, yet she doesn't know what chocolate is yet, and still thinks raw vegetables are a snack and treats them like chocolate.
you have to start the brain washing early or they just want the chocolate.

'big girls blouse' springs to mind,

ahhh bless his cotton socks.

'hang on for dear life'

imagine trying to get him in the bath..

i wanna know how much ginger beard ends up in the chocolate,

and do they then sell that batch as 'chocolate with a hint of ginger'

i would suggest he get a 'MyPhone', it has no contract, completely free, you don't have to carry it around, charge it up, love or care for it and the best bit of all, your missus will have no idea where you are or what your doing.....

basically don't have one, i haven't for 4 years and counting.

take him to Vegas .......

right, when will my hover board be ready.

cat thinks he's Rocky Balboa.....

he is part of the new bird uprising....

occupy motorway...

that WAS sick...

nice.

lol @ c0mmanderKeen....what bird to use for the rear wing, vulture maybe.

the all new, front bird spoiler.

$350 billion, i think she may have got that wrong.
lol.

he's a cool fuzzy haired freak....

mucho skillZ

my wife has been injecting rubbish into my head and turning me into a zombie for years.

reminded me of AA/NA meetings and listening to a share......lol

i love this guy, i could listen to him talk all day.

makes F1 look boring.

i would rather watch this kind of stuff than boring old F1.

funny as fuck

hes going back to the store as he forgot the chips.

very moving

thank fuck we have Greenpeace.

wtf.....

like many ads today, i wonder what they are trying to sell?

even when i realize, i wonder why the didn't just show us the product.

advertisers trying to be clever.

i call 1.3 million dead Iraq's a bloodbath.

how did this help in your quest for freedom and privileges?

and where was i when they were sent to the front line?

marching in London to stop it.......ok.

and please remember we invaded their countries, and for every action there is a reaction.

as stated by others before i have no problem with soldiers defending their own country on their own soil.

the soldiers are as much to blame as the politicians, they are the ones pulling the triggers and pumping bullets into people.

i do love pussys......

always have, always will.

look like 3 minutes of pure terror to me....lol.

its truly amazing how so many of you enjoy watching and support the state sponsored terrorist invasion of Libya.

more idiotic comments from westerners no doubt.

united nations have now carried out 3000 bombing runs and dropped 7000 bombs.

the french carried out the first bombing runs on the condition they get to secure a 30% cut of the crude oil in the future.

wake up. this is about oil, nothing else.

plus Gaddafi wanted to bring in the gold standard, meaning America would have to use gold to buy their oil, this would have been impossible as they have no gold, look here. hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuqZfaj34nc.

we only have to study the western governments actions of the last 10 years to know exactly what they are doing.

ahhh, but can he catch fly with chopstick.

its funny how we call ourselves civilized societies,
yet we glorify paid government killers.

if i could have any, i would choose saleen s7.

just because its a lil different and reminds of of the old style super cars.

the picture for this video on the main page,

the dude looks fucking 'scary'.

lol

very nice, beautifully shot video, great music.
i love his chilled style.
10/10 easy.

she'll end up a proper dizzy blond

i think i would tell the boy, 'lets play hide and seek, ill hide the money and you try and find us'.

4. Cloe.. a lot of the people in these videos don't deserve the treatment they get.
we have cases in the U.K. where the police killed an innocent citizen by pushing them out the way.

so you are wrong. many police today are on a fucking power trip and need to be stopped.

yea he rides for free......

but he got to take that BIG fuck off case everywhere....lol

translation for the last minute please......lol

that was so much more than i was expecting.

that was hardcore.

6. irishgek :Ron is noted for his 9.75-inch (~24.75 cm) penis and he gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio. this from wiki.

i think he also did 2000+ porn films from 1970's onwards.

great vid anyways.dave rocks

nobody builds proper sand castles anymore.....

nice vid.

loved it....what a beautifully shot video.

20. Sizzlik (admin)...All snotr viewers want to see people crash, get hurt and what ever..

is a bit like saying all admin are idiots that like throwing their little bit of power around, we know this not to be true, but still a generalization.

personally fail vids bore me to death, I'd watch rather win vids anyday.

lets see how great we are, not what a bunch of losers we are.

shit video, what disgusting childish behavior.

who the fuck ok'd this as of interest to snotr viewers?

awesome category, lol.....maybe we should have a pathetic category.

we need to fix the title....

he aint no DUDE.

it must be funny for the poor girls nowadays, tougher than their boyfriends.

how relaxing to watch, i loved it.

wow. how skillful.

skill and modesty, this man has the lot.

thanks for the link 13. ZaMpTi, looks a beauty eh.

5. loadrunner...i think you'll find that's called 'modern day slavery'.
only one way out, work for yourself.


damn cool vid, better than watching the fail video's

damn, that dog lives better than i do....

i reckon she set him up, the sly old cow.

i bet she hasn't had a sale in ages.

lol..

awesome skill.

i think he should be tested for Performance Enhancing Drugs.

how come she is not being sponsored by Redbull yet?

lolz.

does she do reverse?

1. ZaMpTi....did ya watch the video mate, its the demise of guys, you are one.

im also guessing you are exactly what the dude was talking about, i bet your a hardcore gamer and love porn.
like me.
its nothing to be ashamed of, we are a product of our generation.

somebody sucks at maths...

2. peacinu ......i think you may have missed the point on why most of us come here mate.

youtube is a mess, its too big for its own good, they have also been caught red handed censoring political stuff they don't like.

i like to think snotr has a smaller friendly atmosphere and we get on, mostly...lol

as always from fps guy, excellent video.

5. Cvejic ..your right mate, he is not russian, on his website, on one of the vids he shouts to 3 freinds and they all answer back with straight american accents.

i wanna hack into her and make her mine........

A great example of resonance, which also explains why your own car suspension isn't always smooth.???

i just dont get it,

im just saying....

damn great vid lo and those are in dirt 3, they seem to steer like that too...lol

latest movie news........im gonna star in The Man Without a Facebook 2,

as i have no facebook, no mobile phone, no bank account, no tv, no blu ray, no xbox, no kids, and no pets.

that last shot is simply......breathtaking.

one of the funniest things i seen in a long time.

epic stupidity.

this little dude will never end up fat, lazy and wasting away playing xbox.

lil dude got skillz, and fit 'n' healthy.

excellent parenting.

5. irishgek......i think its quite normal, i once watched a bbc documentary about ants and they mobilized, marched through the jungle for 1/2 a day to attack a rival ant nest.
what got me was the timing and precision of the attack.

with the chimps, you really can see the cooperation as the move through the jungle, and they obviously planned this, amazing.

and some call them dumb animals.....

ill try that on the wife.....

3. CrackrJak...im guessing for the adrenaline rush also.....

cool vid. or shall i say 'hot vid'.

what a fucking waste......

all that money, time and effort.

idiots.

cheeky move, i like it...

Good cop.. good cop....no no no.

marine meets marine.

if you have any idea what this means, its the reason the stop went the way it did.

as said already, imagine it being a black man with that gun, he'd already be dead.

27.jabz.......love your comment dude, and so true.

the hairs on the back of my neck stood up.

this......is what the world needs......



change.

looked a bloody mess in my opinion.

one of the coolest biking vids i have ever seen...

another beautiful animal lives for another day,

another idiot nearly bites the dust,

nature = 1

idiot = 0

out in the rain killing animals for fun, has this fool not got an xbox.

cool bot and a great moment with his son.

agreed no.5

that was the best 4 minute trip i ever had......

this is a seriously talented dude.

is this how you justify your country's disgusting behavior.

let's hope he don't get too drunk and end up in jail,
tossing the salad.

he seems a great comic, good vid.

i think something like this was covered in the program , mythbusters.
they sunk a car in a swimming pool and ginger spent all day trying to get out.lol.

sux2bu ......sad thing is you truly are so brain washed into believing this war on terror.
pointless talking to you.

funny...you list a few attacks, but they all came after your invasion for oil didn't they, do you see the pattern or is your ignorance bliss also.

your war on terror, like your war on drugs is a lie, wake up and smell the roses.

bet he had no idea every fucker would be doing this by 2011.....lol

early version of face book....

something so simple can make so many people happy.
good on the bush dude.

Remember , British military is dropping bombs and shooting guns too in the middle east.

yes they are, under complete duress and pressure from the american government, as they love nothing more than waging war on the world, look at the last 100 years of your history = bullies and warmongers.

you lot love it.

plus your perception of your help in the past, we were under thread from germany taking over the world, hardly the same as america in the far east is it.

why are they there again, please, refresh me.

6..Ritty5....i know what ya mean mate, after what i experienced i went to the local car spares shop and bought security window breakers for all out cars. they are very cheap.
dunno if ya know, but if you try break a modern car window you will be in for a shock, you can break it effortlessly with a proper security hammer, like this one .
http://shop.theaa.com/store/emergency/aa-emergency-car-hammer

4. if you dont get the windows open quick, once under the water, you wont get them open at all, nowadays they are all electric and dont work under water.

last year i rescued an old dude from his car in a river , the central locking and electric windows trapped him in there when the car went under the water.
i got him out with a hammer through the window, he was fine.

crazy video, anyone got a translation?

now that looks fucking fun.

the day america runs out of money and cant afford to buy any more of their beloved bombs and bullets,
we will all be a lot safer and happier.

i wouldn't eat it, that burger looked shit.

65...what bollocks........he was being nice as they BOTH used to be marines, do you have any idea what that means.

and if there was no cam being pointed at him it may have been a different story.

and....what if the guy wasn't white?

excellent, loved it, i bet she never been sucked so hard in her life.

Jefferson Memorial or not, usa is looking more like a nazi regime everyday.
seems they are at war with their own people, and everyone else on the planet.
such a shame, for a once great country.

how damn cool is that. yea i loved it.

cool vid.
it was make me a bit giddy at one point.

i think i'd move and live somewhere peaceful

8. i hear ya on that one, but consider all he cool sports red bull sponsor, the kind of stuff we all love watching on here.
we would not get to see a lot of it, if it were not for the sponsors.

cool vid, how do you train for something like that, its a long way to keep walking back up to the top over n over....

what a touching story, i loved it.

attack of the killer duckling, ahhh, i seen this movie before.
anyone wanna know the end? the dog gets it.

i credit porn for turning me into the filthy dirty bastead that i am and my wife loves it......

i think she wanted to use it as a sex toy.....

i reckon she left him there because he's ginger

when agent smith comes, this dude will be ready

if i was him, i'd go after her.........she's hot

how cool is that, im so impressed with the skill and dedication.

pretty cool use of the technology, the buildings are getting a bit zzzz.
this rox.

no.5 is spot on, he had no grip.

it wasn't intentional.

women are beautiful creatures, i would rather watch them playing beach volleyball, much more fitting.

when the mini war comes......this dude is gonna be ready

i wonder what other birds make of it?

now thats just cool.....

i want one

i don't like the legs on the new model

think i could make more sense of this if i was on acid....

he is one funny fluffy motherfu*ka

this dude is american, i watched all his vids and on some he shouts to his friends and they all reply with american accents.

is he gonna colour it in now?

or screaming OMG repeatly.

we see it in soo many videos.

its gay...

on the vid.....good idea, but hardly a polished performance is it.

it was a bit ZZZzzz

maybe they should have got Hollywood to shoot it instead, lol.

driving like this in my country and causing this mess will give you a prison sentence of maybe 1-2 years for wreckless driving,
i wonder what happened to this idiot.
nothing probably.

hes trying to break it open, so he can roll a joint

he is ....slick

its just not hardcore enough for me, i like extreme ironing more.

last one was pure class......

genius, pure genius.

i guess if he every ends up with the nut, he'll take it home, paint a face on it and call it wilson.

join the dark side she must, ....hmmmm

anyone got a link to the rest of it, i need to see the ending.

lets call it research, into errr.........lemons, and trees.

they are living the dream man!, living the dream.

i love all pie, meat pie, apple pie, furry pie.
funny, im not so taken with this pi lo.

now lets see him do that with a fruit pastel in his mouth, without chewing it.

this kinda thing has been seen in many old sci fi movies.

the girl got skillz

now that's a proper scaredy cat

i played counterstrike for maybe 6 years, and every bit of this vid is true, lol.

2.spender dude, you got that wrong, the game is so old, only adults remember it, it was one of the first mass online shooters, i believe it first went online around 1999-2000.

learning the dance looks a damn sight easier than taking them out and blowing loads of hard earned cash on them, like we do.

I'm guessing he needed the wig as he's a right kinky cunt, we're all a bit weird like that us English.

its just natural i suppose, for the lion to try pick off the smaller weaker offspring.

i fucking hate zoo's.

as said already, 'jails for animals'.

its just natural i suppose, for the lion to try pick off the smaller weaker offspring.

i fucking hate zoo's.

as said already, 'jails for animals'.

how damn cool is that in ya back yard.
where's the 'special flip' dude.

i bet she has 666 on the back of her head and has a lil brother called damian.

bet she got the shock of her life.

poor denver, he was just hungry.

'shake that shell bitch'
a lap dancing turtle, i seen it all now...lol

you noticed how if you say a damn word about the usofa, your post is deleted with a note left on your account from admin.

but nobody says anything about bashing Russia on here constantly.

double standards.

Absolutley brilliant, i really loved it.


damn, the poor coyote's getting a hard time nowadays.

9. Humes - we've learned a great deal from them when it comes to behavior and learning.

err please, what did we learn here mate, that if ya scare it shitless, it will run to its mum, please explain?

14. Mellow - so im shallow, because i care for the welfare of others?


animal experiments are disgusting, most of you seem to enjoy them, good luck to you, and you wonder why the world is the way it is, cunts.

pointless experiments, makes me sick.

like an educated man couldn't have guessed all that with using animals.

here's an idea, try studying them in the wild.

1. mr-rex - what have women got to do with it, i see no women?

this is built into all women.

and for good reason.....lol

1 + 2, the cars are build to break apart like that and take the impact, not a scratch on the driver shows it works.

that car looks like its been PEELED open...lol

3. leonPSP..

after banging her for 10-20 years mate, you would have plenty to moan about, lol.

looked like doggy drifting there, lol.

fuck that, i love living in the country side, its nice 'n' quiet.

just shows the stupidity of the justice systems nowadays.

where is the victim?

nice fucking friends letting him do it.

i bet he's still recovering now......

lucky bastead....

ill second that beel, that was a real kool vid.

wow. now that's something you expect to see, bet the dude got a scare, lol

i just tried to explain to a mate....

'i just see a granny get blown by an elephant on the internet webs'

he looked confused....lol

how cool that this design is 2000 years old, hard to believe almost.

surely, the most beautiful thing i have seen in a long time...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

they condone this cruelty by buying tickets, so the parents should know better.

idiots.

what a f*ckin cool vid,
it look like a perfect day...

those dudes work really fast.......they must be on a bonus

nice thorough answer dude......thx Sizzlik

you have a private life?....you lucky bastead

what a way to live ya life......lucky bastead

c0mmanderKeen, i completely forgot bout quake, and as for cs, you gotta admit, it is an old game, but it has stood the test of time.
i stand corrected.....head down

how come it takes a month to approve a vid???

im loving the tracksuit the young dude is wearing...rofl...


i think i used to have one of them...shhhhh

excellent, i loved it...

gogo wong...

this move was originally a team fortress favorite, back in the old counterstrike days.

anyone else remember.

big up the scooter dude, he got mad skillz...

he dares to be and do something different and most don't get it it....lol


fuk the haters......what skillz u got?

interesting stuff.

WTF.....wheres the black one?

he's doing it all wrong....

you need to hit it with the other end of the hammer, because when you hit it flat on with the hammer head it will bounce off every time.

how do i know this, i too learned the hard way, an old dude drove through the stream near our house and his car sank up to the roof, he was stuck inside and i got him out with a hammer, after around 20 blows, finally i hit it with the claw end and it went through instantly.

its the reason emergency escape hammers always have pointed ends.

the force is strong with this one.

heart warming stuff....

fookin excellent....made me laugh

he smashed the tv so nobody else see the advert and rushed off in his big truck to buy a lap n snack

will the real mr. kitty please stand up...

now that was some funny shit....

wow wow wow......these dudes have big balls

i seen some card tricks.......but dudes......that tops em' all

YEEEEHAaaaaaa......

excellent vid.....loved it

remember back in the olden days when 90% of all internet traffic was porn....lol

@ trooper......dude....i couldn't agree more,

flash-no-pants-crowd.......funny stuff...

lol @(removed comment)'s comment.

i found it quite funny, but then.....

i'm easily pleased.....lol

ya gotta love russia, crazzzzy bunch o f*ckers

i see blue people...hahahahah

daft, but v.funny

damn, i hope my wife doesn't see this

the only Russian bar i ever seen with no vodka..

that tunes been in my head all day........di di dumb dumb dumb..

iz gotta get me one of them...

a man lost his life here, hardly an entertainment vid

good thing it didn't hit him in the nuts....

Hmmm...ok, when ya put it like that, STOP !!!

Oh, on second thoughts, i kinda like the pain, carry on......harder harder...

surely this would cause more accidents than it saved..

imagine his excitement when he gets older and gets laid.......lol

ahhh...poor lil silly kitty...meOOOW

as kids we used to call each other 'piss face'
and i always wondered where it came from......lol

i reckon it was a star ship that burst through our atmosphere and then went into cloak mode.....

they probably walking among us now, keep ya @@'s open.

what would they make of me, i do all those things.....

there's nothing more scary on a dark night, than running into a depressed whale with a gun.

"will the Real mario please stand up"

the old dear is down with d' flow...

now ya see me, now ya dont.....lol

what a load a shit....

i think the 1st tune is the carpenters, the second is the doors,

hope this helps

good vid, rock on the rodent...

truly excellent

brilliant, and v.true..

zzzZZZzzz.