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4. dogfish 29 days ago on video A.I. Robot
#9 I had a talk with cleverbot:
User: Hey, again!
Cleverbot: Me again who?
User: You are dumber and dumber. Just like me.
Cleverbot: I am he...
User: Is your name Anne?
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Then you are a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You told me earlier you are a man.
Cleverbot: I know. I have a boyfriend.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Do you have an aquarium?
Cleverbot: I have two eyes.
User: Then you are gay.
Cleverbot: No, I am God.
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6. dogfish 30 days ago on video Idiots shoot microwave and it almost takes their heads off
but why? and how is this possible? the microwave oven was disconnected from electricity. (an even if it wasn't I still can't see why it can explode like this)
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7. dogfish 35 days ago on video How a face changes depending on the lighting
nice idea, but I wish it was slower.
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8. dogfish 35 days ago on video Husky throws a temper tantrum for watching tv on the couch
yeah... TV is addicting 
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9. dogfish 36 days ago on video Amazing policewoman
why only amazing policewoman? I think the man is super brave to dance alone there!
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10. dogfish 36 days ago on video Forensic artist draw how women see themselves vs how others see them
LOL, during the video, I was thinking, why they make this sooo overly sentimental, why so false. and then at the end it turned out to be an advertisement.
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12. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 68 days ago on video The Super Supercapacitor
science is boring, I want magic!
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13. dogfish 69 days ago on video Guy rolls his car 7 times and walks away
did he make any mistake? why has this happened? just bad luck?
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14. dogfish 72 days ago on video RC plane sent to edge of space
why is the earth a concave, hollow shape thing from space?
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15. dogfish 91 days ago on video Drivers stoned on marijuana test their driving skills
the main problem is an unexpected event. if you are high, you don't have much chance to response fast enough.
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16. dogfish 120 days ago on video Invisible Worlds: Explosion
00:06 why is it reflected at the sky?
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18. dogfish 133 days ago on video How To Wash Your Cat
if this cat-drug is similar to acid, then this can be a REALLY terrible experience for poor cat 
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19. dogfish 134 days ago on video Skydive (almost) goes bad
what was the problem? why wasn't he able to open the parachute alone?
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20. dogfish 148 days ago on video A brief history of Santa
science says santa was a shroom dealer 
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http://www.livescience.com/25731-magic-mushrooms-santa-claus.html
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21. dogfish 151 days ago on video cat vs super mario sound effects
#8 at the first jump the isn't on the carpet.
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23. dogfish 161 days ago on video Saw Maestro
i'm so happy there isnt laugh under this vid and it is serious
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24. dogfish 162 days ago on video The Overview Effect
people worry about their own future, so they kill the future of all of them.
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25. dogfish 162 days ago on video Tale of two trains
watch this awful quality vid in full screen??? 
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26. dogfish 192 days ago on video Assassin's Creed III Confuses The Hell Out Of A Cat
She wants to go into the TV. She knows what we all know: the virtual world is more exciting than the real one
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27. dogfish 193 days ago on video Downhill Dog
I had the same kind of dog, they are so sweet and intelligent 
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28. dogfish 194 days ago on video Subwing
It can be interesting when you go too deep and release the Subwing. Will you have enough oxygen to reach the surface?
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29. dogfish 205 days ago on video Lucky Lada driver
#2 I think it is kinda exciting to wait and watch when and from where the danger will come
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30. dogfish 213 days ago on video Amazing Old Calculator (Curta)
are you brave enough to disassemble it?
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31. dogfish 219 days ago on video Red Bull STRATOS Jump
"When I was standing there on top of the world, you become so humble, you do not think about breaking records anymore, you do not think about gaining scientific data," Baumgartner said after Sunday's jump. "The only thing you want is to come back alive."
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32. dogfish 223 days ago on video The Bridge
#1 your -10 shows that people has no sense of humour.
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33. dogfish 224 days ago on video Tears of Steel
This is a demonstration of Blender, an amazing free software. Still great story and directing!
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34. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 225 days ago on video Top Secret Drum Corps 2012
can you enjoy this as a music? give me a minus if not. plus if yes.
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35. dogfish 226 days ago on video 100-Year-Old Man Shares the Secret to Happiness
#1 true. i find it disgusting how they try to attach their brad to these kind of human stories... and this time a story about long life time, while... they are selling a unhealthy drink.
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36. dogfish 229 days ago on video Synchronized Kiting
it is kinda hard to believe it is only one man who does this... truly amazing.
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38. dogfish 254 days ago on video Our history in 2 minutes
i think all the negative votes come from the bad title. the video isn't bad.
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39. dogfish 275 days ago on video The Mast Brothers
yeah, it is possible to produce anything handmade. if the price doesn't matter...
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41. dogfish 301 days ago on video Metacrylics products Tested at temperatures below minus 70 degree Fahrenheit
i think that the statement here is that it is possible to use only renewable energy even at Antarctica. (but maybe not )
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42. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 304 days ago on video 10 signs of alien life?
how could meteors come from mars? i mean how do they leave that planet?
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44. dogfish 339 days ago on video New way to climb walls
they invented nothing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i31AYw8uCyY
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45. dogfish 340 days ago on video Half Sleeve Laser Tattoo Removal
I think, if the skin wont be perfectly clean, it is just better to keep the tattoo. the function of this can be only that, you can have a new tattoo instead of the old one 
these subways have amazing acoustics.36
48. dogfish 347 days ago on video Hacky Sack...To A Whole New Level
the view of the head camera is brilliant!
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49. dogfish 347 days ago on video Just An Ordinary Workout
i'm speechless... it is beyond expression how daring they are.
oh, and they also need great skills to do this with no falter.
#1 I guess they start a new character then.
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50. dogfish 350 days ago on video A Liberal Prison System - Bastoy Island, in the fjord of Oslo, Norway
#2 I guess they they don't want to punish, they just want people who obey the social rules.
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51. dogfish 350 days ago on video A Liberal Prison System - Bastoy Island, in the fjord of Oslo, Norway
In my country citizens are too primitive to understand this... they want to see the criminals suffer.
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52. dogfish 351 days ago on video 300 Years of FOSSIL FUELS in 300 Seconds
here is the simple rule for a better future: don't make children, even if they are cute. with less people humanity had no problems.
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53. dogfish 365 days ago on video Extreme bagjump freedrop stunts tricks diving onto a air bag from 30m high
#7 the song that is used in every second extreme sport video nowadays.
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54. dogfish 1 year ago on video Kid Wakes Up Drumming
#(removed comment) don't worry it was funny
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56. dogfish 1 year ago on video New safety system, car windows break automatically after driving into water.
what about a hammer in the glove compartment?
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59. dogfish 1 year ago on video Little Tombstone
#1 very true. it is a shame, almost always these kind of animations have a mediocre storyline. (I don't say I hated the film, but it is nothing extraordinary)
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60. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 1 year ago on video What Does It Take to Build a Spacecraft for Human Flight?
it doesn't look like a big step for the mankind 
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62. dogfish 1 year ago on video I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present PART 2
it is interesting some kids actually like even these presents 
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63. dogfish 1 year ago on video Deep Water Solo Climbing
#1 I think, just this video is badly edited. this climbing could be nice to see.
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64. dogfish 1 year ago on video Shirley and Jenny: Two Elephants Reunited After More Than 20 Years
#1 sounds good and everybody agrees, but no one would discard anything from its comfortable style of living. no one would give up having children. and the main problems are these too, too much people and too much needs. so most of the wild animals will be dead soon. it is pretty clear if you see the trends.
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66. dogfish 1 year ago on video The Perfect Man Hug
our culture became gay. this is why every move is suspicious. and this is the needed context, where this video can be funny. when i was a child there were no things like this. you could hug whatever you wanted, you could be feminine and still no one thought that you may be gay.
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67. dogfish 1 year ago on video Awesome footage taken from a F18
#7 and then they were the good guys... nazis also thought that they just kick the bad guy's ass...
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70. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 1 year ago on video somersaults and people stacking - acrobatic act
I can do this all alone...
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71. dogfish 1 year ago on video Aerialist Seanna Sharpe 285 Feet Over The Williamsburg Bridge
police... monkeys... 
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72. dogfish 2 years ago on video Insane guitar skills
#2 i think it is never too late to start. im 33 and started to play guitar at the beginning of this year and i can already make things i like a lot. i'll never be as good as this guy, but it isnt that important, you dont need a lot of skill to enjoy playing an instrument.
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74. dogfish 2 years ago on video Concrete Wallhack
great, now soldiers will be able to kill more effectively.
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75. dogfish 2 years ago on video cat vs hair dryer
it looks like the cat saw the heat of the air.
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76. dogfish 2 years ago on video Unbelievable sound and light show
with better music this could be good...
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77. dogfish 2 years ago on video This is Europe
the whole thing is based on that, no one makes an unpredictable move. kinda optimistic...
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79. dogfish 2 years ago on video Freetraining
this looks extremely dangerous. they won't live a long life...
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80. dogfish 2 years ago on video Tandem Paragliders Malcesine Italy
i love the music. what is this?
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81. dogfish 2 years ago on video Microsoft Pokes Fun At Google With 'Gmail Man'
people hate m$ so much, no one cares what they say even when they are right.
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82. dogfish 2 years ago on video Girls Watch Porn, Too
i used to watch porn, but now im burnt out . i'm looking for something new .
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83. dogfish 2 years ago on video Rear View Of a Flying Arrow
just after he shoot the arrow we can see the evidence we are in the Matrix.
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84. dogfish 2 years ago on video Match and Flame in Extreme Close Up
the names of these kind of videos tell too much. it would be much more cooler if you should guess what you are seeing.
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85. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 2 years ago on video Time lapse of a baby playing
nothing happens in the whole video 
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86. dogfish 2 years ago on video Danny MacAskill - Way Back Home
just beautiful... 
it is amazing what a man is able to do.
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90. dogfish 3 years ago on video Invasions, the Animated Short Film
nice animation, but it is a shame (almost) all the short animation films have a weak story.
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91. dogfish 3 years ago on video Washington Capitals vs New Jersey Devils
this sport is so boring they have to mix it up a bit to sell the tickets
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92. dogfish 3 years ago on video Excellent speech
lol, funny and absurd. how can they listen this without laughing? the guy talks like it was some serious war, but it is just a child game, just football...
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93. dogfish 3 years ago on video Phoenix-Fly -The Need 4 Speed
what if they close their hands or legs unintentionally? do they start to fall?
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94. dogfish 3 years ago on video Lance Burton sleight of hand
#3 i still cant see it he does something but i cant see what.
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95. dogfish 3 years ago on video Cirque Du Soleil: Kooza - Wheel of Death
Cirque Du Soleil has made real art from circus.
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98. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video The humble stove.
i think that this is totally pointless. looks good, but unneeded in reality. why 4 burners are not enough?
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99. dogfish 3 years ago on video Star Wars, black and white version
this is a real masterpiece. you who cant see this are blind
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100. dogfish 3 years ago on video Why not listen sometimes to your mom ...
what concert was this? i love the background lights. they are kinda psychedelic
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101. dogfish 3 years ago on video How magnets work.
actually it says almost nothing of what magnetism is, or how it works... it is just a bad show.
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102. dogfish 3 years ago on video World's largest swimming pool!
what's the point of building a pool next to the sea?
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103. dogfish 3 years ago on video Dont do it...
Actually, it was quite funny
Drog prevention should be REAL information about the drug. I think that this general fearmongering is useless.
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104. dogfish 3 years ago on video Dog lost at seas
#(removed comment) lol, who watch tv nowadays? I'm happy if the this kind of things can be found here.
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105. dogfish 3 years ago on video What's it like to experience schizophrenic symptoms?
it can be interesting when someone with schizophrenia take lsd
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107. dogfish 3 years ago on video Pilot pretends to faint
#14 True! He would have dropped the camera. This is probably staged.
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108. dogfish 3 years ago on video Jackass 2 the Best Moments
how don't they die? 
there could be some serious accident easily.
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109. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Tarp Surfing
the video is badly edited. it should show only the "surfing" and not the environment or interviews etc that ruins the concept. It should looks like real surfing as much as it is possible.
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110. dogfish 3 years ago on video The Chipophone
making the chipophone:
http://www.linusakesson.net/chipophone/making.php
kinda amazing
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113. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Looter Owned
i would have helped to the looter against
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114. dogfish 3 years ago on video What is one red paper clip worth?
the point is that: you have to became a celebrity to get easy money (or a house).
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115. dogfish 3 years ago on video look out for each other
i'm a cyclist and i didnt know this . thx.
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116. dogfish 3 years ago on video Drunk girl at 7Fest
i hate that someone publish the video. i like to be drunk and crazy and i would hate that if someone would film me...
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117. dogfish 3 years ago on video Shaolin Kung Fu
#2 i think that this is the only video where a shaolin monk fights:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRa2wHStzxE
#10 the monks would be unbeatable. their whole life is training. they are made of stone
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119. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Snotr gets a mention on RayWilliamJohnson
who cares...
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120. dogfish 3 years ago on video Anti-homosexuality tape from Uganda
lol. how can they listen it without laughing?
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121. dogfish 3 years ago on video Jorian Ponomareff Montpellier Training
that's crazy to do this in jeans and a T-shirt....
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124. dogfish 3 years ago on video Octopus vs Shark
so they put them into a tank to kill each other and then sell it for a TV channel... great...
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127. dogfish 3 years ago on video Copy machines, a security risk?
#1 yeah, that's what the dumb americans want: no knowledge of anything but enough food and entertainment.
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128. dogfish 3 years ago on video The Story of Bottled Water
i made the blind water test and i found the tap water better. wtf?
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129. dogfish 3 years ago on video Top 10 Biggest and Best Jumps Ever
Sub Focus - Last Jungle
#20 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ILV4hjc6U
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130. dogfish 3 years ago on video Intentional car crash
#4 "stealing" is meaningless on the internet 
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131. dogfish 3 years ago on video Grandpa dancing
i hope when i will be old it'll be normal if older people go to clubs 
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132. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Water - Whiskey experiment
i cant see why the water doesnt go out of the top glass? there must be a hole at the right side of the glasses.
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133. dogfish 3 years ago on video Pilipinas Got Talent contestant sounding like a horse
it was a great performance i dont know how she could do it without laughing
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137. dogfish 3 years ago on video Nice prank from Heineken
and they had to watch the match with their girlfriends...
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138. dogfish 3 years ago on video The Phobia Workshop
i think they like this John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFz9gt0-Fc
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140. dogfish 3 years ago on video Granny DJ
i cant see why older people don't go to clubs. I hope I'll go
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142. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Monkey using tools
so sad, but we will kill em all... only the domestic animals will remain.
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144. dogfish 3 years ago on video So you think that you can fly?
just amazing. that space is kinda small to fly. but im in love with that plane. ok im drunk.
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145. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Voca People
they are very good singers, but i cant see why they want to be funny.
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146. dogfish 3 years ago on video Police chase ends in beat-down
america is a damn police state...
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147. dogfish 3 years ago on video Banterdude and Chat Roulette
#6 those are private chats between random people. and i think that if these kind of videos will be made, ordinary people will leave chat roulette fast.
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148. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Banterdude and Chat Roulette
i think it is an incorrect act to put the face of other people into a video like this (i think without asking them) and hide yours....
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149. dogfish 3 years ago on video Psycho girlfriend smashes Xbox
#11 his controller is pulgged into the xbox! 1:22
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150. dogfish 3 years ago on video Psycho girlfriend smashes Xbox
i think it is hard to tell if this is fake or not. the guy is calm because he knows about the camera. and it seems like she unplugs the xbox when she takes it (the tv goes black). but it still can be fake easily...
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151. dogfish 3 years ago on video How to dump your boyfriend
this is what you get, when girls try to make funny videos
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153. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Old man beats up thug
I've been in a similar situation once. the old guy was totally nuts. and he hit me and i didnt know what to do. i hit back a bit, but it is a very embracing situation, you dont want to hurt an old guy badly... i just went away...
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154. dogfish 3 years ago on video Beer Gloss
i dont drink beer for its taste. i only need the alcohol
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156. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Rape attempt.
this is not a ape. the chicken wants it too.
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159. dogfish 3 years ago on video Buttered shower floor
wtf? is this staged or she's a complete idiot?
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160. dogfish 3 years ago on video Can you spot the dirtbag?
#(removed comment) I think the whole +/- thing should be disabled. it is totally pointless.
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162. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Neil Tyson about UFOs
#8 almost everybody thinks that "there is a high likelihood of there being intelligent life somewhere else in this universe".
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164. dogfish 3 years ago on video Incredible new tire
won't this be deformed if the car wont be used for a month? i mean the same part will take the pressure.
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166. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video Coca-Cola Happiness
i hate advertisements...
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168. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dogfish 3 years ago on video I Gotta Feeling
i had a great night yesterday, and im still alive
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169. dogfish 3 years ago on video Look At My Horse
one of the best vid on snotr. so under rated... i'm just ROTFL.
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175. dogfish 3 years ago on video The world is getting more dangerous
i love the music. what is this?
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1. dogfish 16 days ago on video Helping hands ...
I really like the music. what is this?