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2. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 1 year ago on video Delicious Smoke Bomb!
Lame. Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nsl-lsSYq4#t=318s
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4. dvh 1 year ago on video Blizzard Time-Lapse
#1 no, the first two times was teddy bear sitting on park bench
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6. dvh 1 year ago on video Vanessa Mae plays Toccata & Fugue
Toccata e fugue is my favourite Bach's piece, but you should listen entire length to fully enjoy it. And of course, in plain organ. One man show.
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8. dvh 1 year ago on video Particles
Ok, what if I put in measuring device, bu I don't look at it's result? Also, the real slit is probably not as they show it on video.
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11. dvh 1 year ago on video Dolphins see themselves in mirror
For all dolphin lovers I recomend movie "The cove"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cove_%28film%29
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12. dvh 1 year ago on video 200 Countries, 200 Years, 4 Minutes - The Joy of Stats
This guy was also on TED talk, much longer and better video there.
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13. dvh 1 year ago on video Mini Car Fun
I think the one with the big jeep is trying to compensate something...
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14. dvh 1 year ago on video Dog's Excited To See Himself on The Colbert Report
I see where this is coming - recursion!
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16. dvh 1 year ago on video Illusionist walks through table
He did he the same way Chris Angel did. Staged audience.
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17. dvh 1 year ago on video Famous Last Words From Classic Films Mash-Up
No Blade Runner roof rain sceene 
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20. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 2 years ago on video Astronomical Clock in Prague
No dobre no, môže by?...
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21. dvh 2 years ago on video Killer Willard The Boxing Kangaroo
This is stupid abuse of wild animal.
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22. dvh 2 years ago on video HRP-4C - Singing and Dancing Japanese Robot
Welcome to the Uncanny valley
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23. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 2 years ago on video Waiting Room Dance Off
Its staged. No real person hold camera steady like that.
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24. dvh 2 years ago on video Fantastic real Candid Camera: the 1cent Experiment
I would do it too. Because it can be 1 euro cent with Vatican or Monaco national side (there are 270 different euro coins), and some are very rare. For example 2 Euro Monaco coin is worth about 40 Euro, so 1 cent from Monaco may be worth 38 euro, that's about 50 dollars!
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26. dvh 2 years ago on video Skyscrapers 2009 - The World's Tallest Buildings
Ahhh, of course, I knew I hear it before - the music is from movie "Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence" by Ryuichi Sakamoto.
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27. dvh 2 years ago on video the railway children
Gypsies kids in my country do the same, except they use toluene instead of bleacher.
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28. dvh 2 years ago on video Cut your carbon emissions by 10%
Except, it doesn't work like this in real life.
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30. dvh 2 years ago on video Leopard Kills Baboon Protects Baby
Honestly, I think it was some kind of simple chemistry that naturaly occurs in every newborn to stop mother from accidentaly kill it.
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34. dvh 2 years ago on video Queue to the first McDonald's in Soviet Russia.
You haven't seen queue for toilet paper...
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36. dvh 2 years ago on video Passionate KISS
At 1:02 is the answer to "What's the difference between man and monkey"
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37. dvh 2 years ago on video Gas-Powered Bus Explodes In Seoul
#4 probably they got sudden need to take a shit in the nearby bushes
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39. dvh 2 years ago on video Mini cannon firing and destroying targets.
Music: Carl Orff - Carmina Burana
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40. dvh 2 years ago on video The mystery hexagon on Saturn.
It's just a bug in the matrix. Nothing to see here, move along.
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42. dvh 2 years ago on video Anthony Bourdain schooled by a 10 year old.
I'm full czecho-slovakian and I like it 
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46. dvh 2 years ago on video 8 square meter dream home
Perfection is not achieved when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to be removed.
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47. dvh 2 years ago on video Judge Milian owns some idiot lawyer
You do realize this is staged TV show, right?
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48. dvh 2 years ago on video Johnnie Walker - The Man Who Walked Around The World
Subtitles reminds me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvy6MjiNgl0
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50. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 2 years ago on video WORLD RECORD SPEED TEST
Who cares? Opera is closed source.
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52. dvh 2 years ago on video The Most Amazing Invention
John S. Kanzius (March 1, 1944 – February 18, 2009)
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53. dvh 2 years ago on video Awesome Videogame Racing Chair
I heard some czech voice in the background
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54. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 2 years ago on video Transformer Owl
Yes, but will it pass Voight-Kampff test?
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57. dvh 2 years ago on video Salmon Pink Bird Eating Spider
In Australia spiders are so big they have healthbars
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58. dvh 2 years ago on video Mini cannon firing and destroying targets
music: Hot Butter - Popcorn
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60. dvh 2 years ago on video Jozin z bazin
It's famous czech entertainer/singer Ivan Mladek and his Banjo Band. It's probably his most famous song. He is singing humorous song about wild creature "Jozin from basin". Jozin is terryfing locals so they decide to catch him. At the end, they find out they have to use aircraft that throw herbicid powder in on the crop, and then they sell him into zoo.
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61. dvh 2 years ago on video The Story of Bottled Water
#(removed comment) I'm from Slovakia (Central europe) and mineral bottled water HERE are from natural sources, they exactly specify the source from where it is. Right now I am drinking http://www.zlatastudna.sk/, water is from here: http://maps.google.com/maps?sll=48.890646,18.489077&sspn=0.042494,0.111494&radius=15000&ll=49.004209,20.894451&spn=0.042398,0.111494
And why do I drink bottled mineral water? Because tap water here have so high chlorine level that it taste really horribly.
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62. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 2 years ago on video Elephant Pump
Why they don't use hand pump. It's much simpler.
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65. dvh 2 years ago on video Don't mess with the tooth fairy
We don't have tooth fairy in my country.
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66. dvh 2 years ago on video Apollo 11 slow motion launch
Now thanks to Obama, you are not going to moon, and probably nowhere else in the space. Ever.
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67. dvh 2 years ago on video Movies are made to be seen
Background music - Beethoven, 7th symphony, 2nd movement 
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70. dvh 2 years ago on video Man vs. Wild
Chinese friend of mine told me a proverb about what people eat in china:
If it walk and it is a man, we don't eat it.
If it fly and it is a dragon, we don't eat it.
Besides that, we eat everything.
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71. dvh 2 years ago on video A Brief History of Pretty Much Everything
ha ha! but this video has been created!
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74. dvh 2 years ago on video Who needs snow!
#4 So Quebec has snow like 6 months in year and these guys miss it so much they want to do something in the summer until loved winter came back?
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76. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 2 years ago on video SNL Robert De Niro
Guys did you change something on this site? 2 days ago player stop working on my linux box
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78. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 2 years ago on video Online Gamer meets Offline Gamers
How can he play FPS without mouse?
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79. dvh 2 years ago on video Google Nexus One: The F*ck u iPhone!
I still don't have a cell phone
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80. dvh 2 years ago on video Dog Senses Earthquake moments before it happens
In japan they have small electronic boxes which receive some data from somewhere, probably over radio, and they warn you about 20s before earthquake hits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXuoMwesmfo&feature=related
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81. dvh 2 years ago on video Cabbies' Worst Passengers
I'm not a native speaker but what I heard was:
And it was... you know what it was like. It was like someone stuck a stick of jelly in a 30 liters drum of pineapple chunks.
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83. dvh 2 years ago on video Chinese grandma learning English
I think Peking chinese can't say "sh" or something.
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84. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 2 years ago on video The world is getting more dangerous
fake
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87. dvh 2 years ago on video Chinese rocket fly-by
I wonder why these "chinese" guys use japanese writing and speak japanese.
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88. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 2 years ago on video Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2- TDM Sniping Tips On Quarry By Hutch
Who posted this crap?
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91. dvh 2 years ago on video Christopher Walken Spoken Word
#2 That explained what the hack was that about
btw, i'm Dušan too
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93. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video "Le chance" compilation
Back in the good days of snotr, moderators would never allowed post video with such a low quality.
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100. dvh 3 years ago on video White Blood Cell Chases Bacteria
#8 it obviously cannot choose 2 at one time
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101. dvh 3 years ago on video White Blood Cell Chases Bacteria
Wow. Truly amazing. The one thing that is missing is some epic background music like Carl Orff - O fortuna (http://www.snotr.com/video/1955)
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102. dvh 3 years ago on video 2 Girls 1 Cup Song
#4 I saw 1 guy 1 cup, but never heard about 2 girls one cup
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104. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video Modern Warfare 2 Trailer
I really dont see difference between this and wolf 3d
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106. dvh 3 years ago on video Who needs a fishing pole!
Actually, catfish (irony, isn't it is not very good toy for dog. It has very sharp and strong "needle bone" on first breast fins so the dog can hurt itself.
Wikipedia: "catfish possess a strong, hollow, bonified leading spine-like ray on their dorsal and pectoral fins"
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108. dvh 3 years ago on video The Gmod Idiot Box: Episode 1
Seriously, wtf is this shit? Moderators? Are you even here?
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109. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video Optimus Prime - Spy Video {truck form}
I am very sorry for the misfortune of the driver of that truck. If man with small dick are buying Hummer, how bad it must be for this poor trucker
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111. dvh 3 years ago on video Living with First-Person Shooter Disease
I'm not addicted. I AM NOT ADDICTED!
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112. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video Armored bulldozer takes on town.
1 molotov coctail and thing is done.
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114. dvh 3 years ago on video Electric car: Tesla Model S
#6 and #8 - because electric engine is so simple, there is almost nothing to broke. Also it operate at much lower temperatures and with higher temperatures (in combustion engine) failure rate raise significantly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrhenius_equation). Electric engine operate at room temperature. The car companies has giant profit from selling spare engine parts. That is the reason why this car is produces by unknown company and not big car maker company like ford, gm, etc...
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115. dvh 3 years ago on video Electric car: Tesla Model S
I wonder if the real car will look the same. I remember the GM Volt prototype. When I first saw it I say WOW what a cool car, I want it! But then the real produced car looked like 10 years old Seat Toledo of my grandpa. No thanks.
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117. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video Family Guy - Peter speaking Italian
Am I only one here who found all Family Guy videos here extremely not funny?
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118. dvh 3 years ago on video Crazy Truckers on European Highway
Here is the reason why they drive like that http://www.snotr.com/video/1238
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119. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video Flying instructor gives demo at indoor skydiving
#3 band name is Enigma, title dont know
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121. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video Are women born this way?
#2 i suggest you to watch less bbt
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123. dvh 3 years ago on video Kangaroo kicks kid into lake
#1 What about getting bite in dirt lake by hungry crocodile?
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127. dvh 3 years ago on video Pizza box of the future
Too bad this HD videos are no-go for my Intel Atom based PC
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129. dvh 3 years ago on video 'Slap chop' rap mix
Video is nice, but about that chop thingy, nothing beats knife. It's far more universal, simple, elegant.
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130. dvh 3 years ago on video Train horn blasts
I was laughing my ass off. But don't do that on animals, it's wrong.
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131. dvh 3 years ago on video Amazing accidents
Slideshow again? I honestly believe slideshows doesnt belong to snotr.
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133. dvh 3 years ago on video Like A Boss
Freakin' awsome resolution, what happen with this site?
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135. dvh 3 years ago on video Logistics fail #2
#2, I think it's a running joke from #(removed comment), see his comment from previous video
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136. dvh 3 years ago on video Construction team work
#(removed comment) First posts are considered as SPAM, what are you talking about
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137. dvh 3 years ago on video The Best Cocoa Commercial Ever - With Zombie Nazies
Sequel - dead pirate zombies from cariibiean
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140. dvh 3 years ago on video Inside the most expensive house in the U.S.
Most of the rooms are bigger than my house 
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143. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video The idiots of Gary's Mod
This video doesn't make sense. For non-gamer like me.
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144. dvh 3 years ago on video Girl fails at parking, needs help from guy
moderators remove this video, it's duplicate
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146. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video Acting Live
Sory but which Jim Carrey movie is is about?
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148. dvh 3 years ago on video Heroic dog saves his buddy
Perhaps the second dog just wanted to eat the first one on a more secure place off the road
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149. dvh 3 years ago on video You Don't Mess with the Goose
That's why I always wear a knife behind my belt when I go fishing.
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152. dvh 3 years ago on video World's deadliest spider
I heard spiders in Australia are so big they have healthbars!
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153. dvh 3 years ago on video Winter action
I get constant epic laught, perhaps because i used to ski too
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155. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video China's spacewalk was fake?
#15 the "bubble" doesn't gain speed, the camera is panoramatic which causing "speed increase" effect when object move to the camera
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156. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video China's spacewalk was fake?
its not fake, and "the bubble" is piece of ice
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157. dvh 3 years ago on video Amazing bird fishes like a human
Haha, you are all wrong. The fishes teach bird to bring them bread. They devote few dead or sick fishes to the bird and bird bring them bread. Very smart fishes indeed.
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158. dvh 3 years ago on video Tree Terminator
#3 I'm computer programmer with university Msc. degree in central european country and i have $12,000/year. Perhaps I should go lumberjack to US instead or your calculations are somehow unrealistic.
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160. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video Ninja kitten
You doing it wrong
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162. dvh 3 years ago on video Good morning!
Few days ago, we was talking about how in England they teach children how the rooster make its sounds differently than in our country, what's rooster sound like in your language?
In Slovakia and Czech republic, the do "Kikirikiii"
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163. dvh 3 years ago on video Cat wanders in during live weather forecast
#6 I think "sexgrad" mean "sig degrees (celsius)"
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165. dvh 3 years ago on video Booze tree
it sometimes happen with apples too, especialy with pigs
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166. dvh 3 years ago on video What were they thinking?
The russian guy at 1:50 is the coolest man ever!
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167. dvh 3 years ago on video The Simpsons - (M)Apple
wow at 2:30 it resembles famous 1984 mac commercial
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168. dvh 3 years ago on video How to use scary movies for your advantage
#3 The suburbia called Europe, Benny Hill FTW
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170. dvh 3 years ago on video Kung Fu Panda - Snow leopard esacpe
#4 I'm asking because most videos on snotr has some point, except this one.
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171. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 3 years ago on video Kung Fu Panda - Snow leopard esacpe
What exactly is the point of this video?
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174. dvh 4 years ago on video Japanese gas station service
As a gaijin (foreiner) in japan, you will probably be the smiley guy which clean the front window
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175. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 4 years ago on video Woman vs golf cart
The girl talk russian I think, perhaps it's one of the russian bride.
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177. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 4 years ago on video Steven Seagal runs like a girl
I really like the new comment rating. I would rate down these kind of posts:
- "semi first" posters like the "second" or "I hate first posters", which are not exactly the "first" post, but they are still annoying
- "I can do that" or "lame" kind of posts
- "How was it done?", "What is it?" (when video summary allready contain link to wikipedia or so)
- smilies only posts (post with one smile, or LOL, or OMG, etc..)
- "+1" kind of posts
And I would be great if you mod them down too.
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178. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 4 years ago on video Steven Seagal runs like a girl
Why the thumbs up-down image slightly differs from the one in video rating_ It's kinda inconsistend.
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179. dvh 4 years ago on video Top 10 Super Bowl commercials
But where is the famous 1984 Mac commercial?
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180. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 4 years ago on video Impressive card trick
Well, It's kinda pointless to show card trick on the web without revealing it, because anybody can do it as camera effect. Even you or me.
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183. dvh 4 years ago on video If all movies had cell phones...
Btw, I'm from Europe, almost everybody here has a cellphone, but I don't. Weird?!
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184. dvh 4 years ago on video Fresh Octopus
Actually, If you cut the freshwater Carp fish (Cyprinus carpio) and put it into fridge (but not freeze it), the next day when you put it out and wait a while to get it to room temperature, you will see little moves on that cutted areas. Barelly visible but they are there!
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185. dvh 4 years ago on video Why we drink
This video is genious. It reminds me other very well made video about Trusted computing - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5115609628556940516
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186. dvh 4 years ago on video Jimmy Kimmel vs Eminem
To admins, something bad happen to RSS feeds!
<b>Warning</b>: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/www.snotr.com/rss.php:35) in <b>/var/www/www.snotr.com/cache.inc.php</b> on line <b>32</b><br />
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188. dvh 4 years ago on video Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel Live
I don't get it, can somebody explain?
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189. dvh 4 years ago on video Urban Ninja
Actually, there is a ninja, but we can't see him. We see only some random guy dancing in front of camera, but I bet there is a ninja in the background somewhere. You just have to look closer. E.g. 00:49 in the glass reflection behind the palm tree on the left, isn't it ninja?
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191. dvh 4 years ago on video A dog attacks a shark
Actually, I think the dog was trying to save the shark - from drawning!
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194. dvh 4 years ago on video Hidden camera prank goes wrong
The prank itself it's not funny, there is no point in paint someone's car, good prank has to have some point. Btw, I think it's not russian, may be arabic or so.
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196. dvh 4 years ago on video Jaguar vs Anaconda
I think it kill the snake only because it is competitor.
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199. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 4 years ago on video Anti-gravity
epic fail
(or at least, it need more desu)
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200. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 4 years ago on video Oops!
Slovakia is central europe for the love of god! Not eastern!
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201. dvh 4 years ago on video Insane office worker
in the other footage, they speak russian i think
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202. dvh 4 years ago on video Jumping fish
Similar jumps also do "Silver carp" (Hypophthalmichthys molitrix)
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206. dvh 4 years ago on video Driving in Poland
[13] "polski fiat", sometimes called "maluch", it evolved from fiat 500 (or 600?), it itself is fiat 600, who nows.
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207. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 4 years ago on video Overcrowded train in India
it's just spammer, it's definetely virus or a spyware, luckily, not working on my linux box
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208. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 4 years ago on video Overcrowded train in India
[1] get lost kavina, why would I nead an active x .exe component to play stupid video on the web?
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209. dvh 4 years ago on video Popping a water balloon at 2000 fps
[1] but this one is japanese, and that's count ^_^
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210. dvh 4 years ago on video Internal Microsoft Windows Vista music video
<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=z5eLn1QMJS0">The GNU Stallmans</a> and their "Free software song" is much better ^_^
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213. dvh 4 years ago on video Laser Flashlight Hack
One random reflection from metalic object, direct look and you burn your white spot in the eye. You will never fully see again, only peripheral. It's just stupid, don't even try that.
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214. dvh 4 years ago on video How the penguins flew
If penguins can fly, why wouldn't elephant paint?
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218. dvh 4 years ago on video Bald Eagle feed chicks
I don't get it, what is the point of this video?
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219. dvh 4 years ago on video Theme Planet short film
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9_DQjQbtTYv
- visuals are not that good but final point is better
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221. dvh 4 years ago on video Theme Planet short film
[2] Actually, I was talking about movies like "Cars", "Madagascar", "Over the hedge", and thousands of other. They appeared shortly after the success of Pixar's movies. They thought it's easy to create 3D movie, especialy with low budget, and they are quite right. But if group of unskilled people create movie just because it is technically simple, it doesn't mean creating good story is simple too. In my opinion, story is the most important part. With good story, you can exchange the animation with plain old comic book and it still be great. With the crap story, you can use super cool 3D animation and it still be crap.
[2,3] I don't have own work.
Another "poor story" example is "Elephant Dream", Open Source movie.
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222. dvh 4 years ago on video Theme Planet short film
1. The greatest advantage of CG (computer graphics) movie is that anybody can do it.
2. The worst disadvantage of CG movie is that anybody can do it.
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Visuals is great, but story often sucks...
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224. dvh 4 years ago on video Music track made with Windows 98/XP sounds
sound is great but A-V synchro sucks
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225. dvh 4 years ago on video Stupid cop doesn't like to be called "dude"
One user on youtube said it well:
"It's cops like this who teach kids to disrespect because they themselves show no respect for the people they purport to be protecting."
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227. dvh 4 years ago on video McCain calls Putin the president of Germany
Yeah, Every body knows Putin is president of Hungry
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228. dvh 4 years ago on video Tall basketball player can dunk without jumping
But isn't there time limit for staying directly under the basket?
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232. dvh 4 years ago on video Farsighted soccer
Takeshi "Beat" Kitano is one of my favourite Director/Entertainer. His movies, mostly about jakuza, is just great (Brother, Hana-bi, Violent cop, Sonatine, Kikujiro, and more...)
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233. dvh 4 years ago on video Porsche 977 GT3 race
Hmm... looks like somewhere in Czech republic, lot's of Skoda cars
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235. dvh 4 years ago on video Inline Freestyle Roller Skating
[2] i think it's Exodus interpretation from Maksim Mrvica see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3WfQ-tQGZ8
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237. dvh 4 years ago on video The Machine Girl trailer
seems to gone be even better than "Machette"
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239. dvh 4 years ago on video Iraq party boy
I was just waiting when the plastic handbag explode...
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240. dvh 4 years ago on video Man fires a gas station
Wow, I am from Slovakia, but I never heard of that case, but the cars passing by are very likely to be from Slovakia. Anyway, it is crazy!
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241. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 5 years ago on video Don't drink from hotel room glasses
What's the big deal. Humans like any other living forms need some dirt to stimulate their immune system. So go, get an anti-bacterial soap or whatever and get some allergy as a result.
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243. dvh 5 years ago on video Premium BMX skills
Why they have pads only on the right side of the bike?
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244. dvh 5 years ago on video Hilarous Indian music clip - with subtitles
The singer is Prabhu Deva and he is famous Tamil (Indian) singer/dancer/choreograph. I Love this song. It's from movie "Kadhalan" released in 1994.
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246. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 5 years ago on video Really cold beer
This is the best commercial i've ever seen!
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247. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 5 years ago on video Accroche Toi Parkour
Parkour is so stupid
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248. Comment rated too low. Show this comment dvh 5 years ago on video Supercooling
Well, it's not water but some iodine or potassium stuff. And it's not freezing but very hot (the crystals), like 60 ËšC.
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249. dvh 5 years ago on video Letting your friends like what you buy them
Isn't that white hair guy from the movie Hot fuzz???
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1. dvh 1 year ago on video Italo Romano
Music: Yann Tiersen - Comptine d'un autre ete l'apres midi (from movie Amelie)