she wants to be the only child!

"goodbye brother!" at 0:05

I dont want to know what happens or what they do during night time....

wahahah very very very very funny!!! You parents should keep that video until that kid grows old.

what the fuck? i mean, what the fuck?

Litterally, "Banal na aso Santong Kabayo" means "divine dog, holy horse" but this is actually a Filipino idiomatic expression relating to people who are religious (like hell) but dont live with its (church/bible) teachings.

The original song is played like that but not the sound of a horse, a witch(sounds like "hihihihi" laugh instead.

The performer is (biologically) male. I agree this is freaky but he made a very good show!

0:21 << is that the buck shouting in pain?

WHAT THE FUCK????!!!

wow cool! kinda nice entry to america's got talent!

chinese are really good at faking!!!
fake egg...
fake ipod, nokia, what else???

argh, fuckin' gay. well, he doesn't make a gay voice... coz he's totally gay.

Oh please, sexually harrass me as well?

fake body split!!! that fat girl is a midget. she was feature in discovery channel... im just not sure what her name is... but im sure that lady has a husband and they have kids... believe it or not!

Even in the newspaper you will read the same words as what you hear on TV. This is because the news has came from one source - Reuter, AFT, etc. News anchors read the same article/script so you hear the same across TV stations.

it's good he didnt have it sniffed....

it's very inspiring!!!!

it makes me want to get married over and over.... hehehhe

im so glad that you have your very loving friends and family that made your wedding lively and fun! best wishes to you!

it made me miss my best friend.... you could be my best man and could make this kind of stuff.... but you're already gone....

i miss you buddy!

dude, can you be our new band majorrete? We need someone who can do a lot with his stick!!

he's trying to commit suicide...

#1 we call them Idiot Savanths - the people who are good in only one thing.

There are a lot of them living in our planet. There are some who are just good in drawing, in calculating complex math formulas, and in eating and screaming like this one http://www.snotr.com/video/2840

that kid is very sick!!! poor lady, she'll pay for the damage and the kid will just laugh at her for his entire life...

nice one, good girl!!! hahahah

hahahahah that's the most funniest and coolest mom i've ever seen!!! that must be the very best way to say "i love you son!" (sarcastically) to her son despite of his laziness and voraciousness!!!! or she might be thinking "i'm the only one who can save you little fat pig" plus the very evil laugh at 0:39 while her kid says "jesus.... jesus"

sorry, im so evil....

#13, hte bearded guy looks like Jacob on bible story books....

#9, i've been laughing for about 2 minutes now... your comment is so funny!

the one in blue sounds like weird al yankovic!

why do dogs more excited to see their owner than kids to see there dad?

proof? http://www.snotr.com/video/2605/Dog_loves_granny

1:20 the kid was about to hold spidey's peener! kids these days....

so scary!!! i prefer her wearing a makeup!

0:35 (oh matt, i've been waiting for you...)
0:50 (you're not Matt, bastard!)
1:00 Matt!!!!!!
1:30 (dont touch my butt)
2:20 Matt!!!
3:40 (he's gonna kill me)

tanginang magic yan oh. ganun pala yun!!!!
nice
nice
nice

is that a new breed of dove? a flightless dove?

sayang!

what's the title of the background music?

#(removed comment)... balerina huh!!! i laughed so hard when i read your comment.

HE's SO FUCKIN' GAY!!!!!

#7, yeah. white turkeys dont seem to give a damn or they just dont understand the others :p

first posters suck. you're such a nonsense. cant you just give a meaningful comment?

you're first. what's the big deal? crap

YES!!!

it's good that im not good at reading... joke!!!
hahhahah i got it all, nothing missed!!!

He's a good sucker!!!

have you seen how he accelerated the bike? He pumped up the seat with his ass - 00:12!

nose bleed to the maximum level!!!

#1 and #5, http://www.snotr.com/video/7767/Insidious_cat explains it all...

who needs a lightsaber when we have twigs and stone????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojUNHIPqegk

wth #4?! i cant understand anything about what's on your link.

This technique has been done in a film - The Gods Must Be Crazy.

SCRAMBLED EGGS... ANYONE???

Most of the fruits can also be found in the Philippines... probably brought by people on their way to Spice Island (Malacca) about hundreds of years ago...

Here are the local names:
1. Guava - bayabas
2. Hog Plum - sinegwelas
3. Caimito - also kaimito
4. Naranjilla - we dont have that here
5. Maracuya - passion fruit
6. Granadilla - i dont know the actual name here but we have the small variety of this.. they usually grow in the wild
7. Nespero - chiko
8. Noni - also noni

So "yes" in the Swedish language would be
1. very hard to say out loud or very hard to shout out
2. no way to say it sarcastically...
A boy is having sex for the first time with an experienced woman from a male's bar...
Boy: I don't seem like im fucking at all. Are you still a virgin?
Woman: Yes?
3. confusing... if you are in an area and you hear a soft "shoo", you will not know if someone is eating soup or someone is giving a blowjob.

panalo!!! cge pakamatay kayo mga tanga!!!

hahahha mga tanga. magawa nga sa chowking at jollibee

walang available na software!

nilalabasan lng yun!!!!

i think he's c*mming!!!

is that for the cats? i see the cats are very excited for the pizza....

nice horse, huh!!!!! lolz

The Biggest Loser!!! He already lost 1/3 of his life assuming he'll live 80 years... or jst one of the laziest person!

tangina, parang tanga lng...

in the Philipines:
Tagalog -Tittilaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Ilokano - karkaroooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I think that's someone else's ass with almoranas... ewwwwwww

what an ugly finger nail is that???

korni! pangit

hoy, anong ginagawa mo sa manila??? penge naman pera............

d pwede yan sa pinas... mautak ang insurance company

iyoooooooooooooooot tena. mahal babayaran nian sa meralco

I dont like German shepherds... they dont taste good.