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2. filter 30 days ago on video Thats one awesome way to cross the street.
I would say he crossed 2 streets.
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4. filter 59 days ago on video Firemen are always on call.
I don't care where they were going or what they were up to.
It takes a big man to put out a fire in a ball gown...and an even bigger man to laugh at him! Haha! But seriously, great job guys.
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7. filter 92 days ago on video Olivier Rochon perfect punch front
Freestyle in the 70's you'd get bonus points for a punch front.
FIS sucks.
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8. filter 99 days ago on video OK Go - Needing/Getting - Official Video
Very well done.
But I'm not going to listen to the song without the video.
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9. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 166 days ago on video Mt Etna blows smoke rings
Looks like a jellyfish made of smoke. A smokefish.
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11. filter 226 days ago on video Machine drills square holes in metal.
There's just no pleasing some people. (#4)
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12. filter 243 days ago on video Attic Bat Prank
Nice ski boots on upper shelf - Dalbello Krypton Pro. Same as mine.
Not same laugh, though.
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13. filter 247 days ago on video John McEnroe abusing the refs
#3 you can make it to top tennis player in the world by being a fake?
He had a strong personality and knew that one wrong call could cost the match.
And he WAS the closest person to the ball.
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16. filter 262 days ago on video Kia Picanto nail art animation
Red car at the end looks like it drove over a badger.
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17. filter 298 days ago on video Spectacular ....
I'd be pissed too if all my apples got bruised.
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20. filter 337 days ago on video Impressive Gay Marriage Speech
The red suspenders are pure class.
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21. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 339 days ago on video Domino Fall Down
#5,7,& 8 Agreed.
Waste of time. This was made by a child.
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23. filter 356 days ago on video Guy falls from top of mountain
Kept his skis on, like a boss.
Must've watched too many flicks of Aaron McGovern.
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24. filter 362 days ago on video Fishing at Victoria Falls - Human Planet
There's no fish 100 yards upstream from them?
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25. filter 1 year ago on video huge motorcycle crash
#12 They're funny when the riders are running from the fuzz. Serves 'em right.
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28. filter 1 year ago on video Color changing cop car!
Police Vehicle Expert Sean Heick's flavour saver stole the show for me. It is absolutely mesmerizing.
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29. filter 2 years ago on video Finding a Way To Escape the Crisis
The woman is actually 2 midgets standing one on top of the other.
Midgets are always up to no good!
#13. For the benefit of us all, try splitting your comments into chapters. I'd even settle for paragraphs.
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30. filter 2 years ago on video Maradona fighting
The first one on the keeper was nasty!
No part of the game is worth that.
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31. filter 2 years ago on video Super Slo-mo Surfer
#3, Haha. ringmaster.*
Now pray I'm never found by carnies, Tolkien fans, or botters.*
*refer to Roger's Profanisaurus for definitions.
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34. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 2 years ago on video The ringtone that grows girl boobs...
I blame repeated viewings of Dumb and Dumber for the growth of my man-breasts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs
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35. filter 2 years ago on video Juggle a Bobcat at work
Looks more like balancing than juggling. He'd have to be strong to juggle bobcats.
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37. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 2 years ago on video How potato Chips are made
I didn't know the ones with brown spots are fittingly called "bum chips".
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39. filter 2 years ago on video Southwest Light | Gorgeous Nightscape Time-lapse
Music got a bit much by the end.
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40. filter 2 years ago on video What you got there...
Laugh all you want, but no other elephant found his secret stash of food.
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41. filter 2 years ago on video Police woman hits electric wire
I can think of a better place for a zipline:
not there.
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42. filter 2 years ago on video The Snazzy Napper
Why not The Camo Napper? No one would even see you!
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43. filter 2 years ago on video world record in drinking water
They haven't mastered the art of showing a dozen replays of the action, in progressively-slowing increments, thank goodness.
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44. filter 2 years ago on video Snickers Commercial: Road Trip
Liza's not giving Aretha any R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
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46. filter 2 years ago on video Ken Block - Gymkhana 3.2
Incredible driving. On another note, does anyone else have a hankering for a cold Monster right about now?
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47. filter 2 years ago on video Horse playing with a ball.
Why aren't there more toys for horses these days? I often see a few horses in a big empty field with nothing to play with. BORING! Chuck them a few horse-proof exercise balls, would ya? Honestly.
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48. filter 2 years ago on video Thru Religion
#14: Number 6 did, plus as many likes beside it. Now you too.
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50. filter 2 years ago on video Mind Control Robots
And don't fall asleep and dream of a monster strangling you.
'Cause it won't be a dream for long...
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52. filter 2 years ago on video Human Head Found In Hamburger
#12 Thank you for your concern that I "get" it. It's very endearing. Maybe you should let #6, #9 & #10 know, too, as they don't seem to have raised any suspicion at all.
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53. filter 2 years ago on video Bulldozer On Ice
This is only funny if the driver got out safe. I really hope he did. Can someone please put up a link to tell the rest of the story? Couldn't find anything.
I don't think he got out, so I'm not laughing or joking.
Rate me down, douchebags.
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54. filter 2 years ago on video Human Head Found In Hamburger
that's so fake - the guy's too fat to be an electrician! he's more like a plumber.
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55. filter 2 years ago on video Kris Holm Unicycling - NAUCC 2010
Kris was my lab professor in university! I'm not even kidding.
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56. filter 2 years ago on video EXTREME Longboarding Bombay Hills NZ
I guess shoes aren't gonna help you much at those speeds anyway.
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58. filter 2 years ago on video Lightning Strikes Truck
#13 Check out this Top Gear clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4WAuGf6fsY
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59. filter 2 years ago on video Why would you do this?
Maybe he should take a rest on the patio chair with three legs.
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60. filter 2 years ago on video Another Double Front Faceplant Fail
at least sand's a little softer than bmx guy on concrete.
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61. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 2 years ago on video Rugby Referee Knockout
#11 & 13: I think #12 has you on this one. It's a pretty compelling photo comparison.
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62. filter 2 years ago on video Welcome Back Pt. 2
They might want to rethink their camouflage if even kids can spot them.
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63. filter 2 years ago on video The Bolas Spider
I especially enjoy Sir David Attenborough's face on the thumbnail for this video.
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64. filter 2 years ago on video Impossible Fans For Corner Kick
I think they completely missed him.
Any guesses as to what they would've thrown if he'd scored?
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65. filter 2 years ago on video Baby born with 12 perfectly functional fingers.
The first thing I'd say to that kid is:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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66. filter 2 years ago on video Giant vuvuzela!!!
just because you CAN make something bigger, doesn't always mean you SHOULD make it bigger.
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67. filter 2 years ago on video Dancing in the rain
If I could, I'd walk everywhere doing that floaty-toe-shuffle.
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68. filter 2 years ago on video What happens when crude oil spills into the sea?
I know it's a tough economy right now, but if he shops around and checks the flyers, I'm sure he can find a good deal on a comb.
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70. filter 2 years ago on video Famous necker cube illusion.
what's with the wires? are they necessary?
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71. filter 2 years ago on video Tooth Tower
he's gonna hit the jackpot when he sticks it under his pillow!
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72. filter 2 years ago on video Johnnie Walker - The Man Who Walked Around The World
#(removed comment) It's Robert Carlyle. Now, why is english subtitled in english? Can nobody understand his scottish accent??
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73. filter 2 years ago on video Pregnant with Balloon
The last guy was so mad he was gonna hit the balloon right in her face, but he missed! What an uncoordinated creep.
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74. filter 2 years ago on video The gentlest dog you'll ever see.
I concur with #3 and #15. There should be some kind of warning, similar to NSFW, but for music that makes you wish you were deaf.
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75. filter 2 years ago on video Cat Machine Gun
Cocks like a shotgun, fires like a machine gun...flip it around and - hey presto - an RPG!
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76. filter 2 years ago on video Cat vs. Snake
at the start it looked like "cat vs. glistening dog turd".
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77. filter 2 years ago on video Diaper Jeans Hit the Streets!
#8 I think it's "full of chic" - as in style.
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78. filter 2 years ago on video The surprising science of motivation.
Fore! I loved the Huey Lewis and the News reference at 6:52, The Power of Love.
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79. filter 2 years ago on video San Francisco in 1905
here's some more info on this vid, copied from a website:
"This film, originally thought to be from 1905 until David Kiehn with the Niles Essanay Silent Film Museum figured out exactly when it was shot. From New York trade papers announcing the film showing to the wet streets from recent heavy rainfall & shadows indicating time of year & actual weather and conditions on historical record, even when the cars were registered (he even knows who owned them and when the plates were issued!).. It was filmed only four days before the quake and shipped by train to NY for processing. Amazing but true! Music: "La Femme D'Argent " from the "Moon Safari" album by Air."
and here's the same street, in 2005:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqcz_tllnwM
sorry for the long comment, but this film is fascinating!
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80. filter 2 years ago on video Cordyceps
that must be like having the worst migraine EVER! but then the migraine bursts right out of your head and body and you die. and then it kills your family, too.
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81. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 2 years ago on video Seinfeld from a serious point of view.
#13, DemosTheKing(#11) is right, the show is about nothing. see this clip: youtube.com/watch?v=5SDqa1hw2-M&NR=1 to get an idea. the nothing that happens in their lives is what you watch when you watch Seinfeld. the style's a bit dated now, but it's still funny.
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82. filter 2 years ago on video Stunt City
#4 no, i mean wish i was there, assuming you would get the visual reference to the album wish you were here, and realize i was putting a spin on it. because i wish i was there. pretty tricky, i know.
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84. filter 2 years ago on video Disturbing japanese commercial
i hope there's a reasonable explanation for what i just saw. can any of you translate it?
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85. filter 2 years ago on video Would You Intervene?
before anyone asks, the music is "intro" by the xx.
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86. filter 2 years ago on video Did You Know: Convergence
how are you supposed to answer your cell phone if it's in your BLOOD CELL? i'm not even gonna get into trying to dial a number...
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87. filter 2 years ago on video Epic dog food commercial
"Epic" gets used far too frequently these days. This video included.
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88. filter 2 years ago on video Typical Male
haha. check out the placement of his left hand in the last freeze-frame as he waves his "hard hat" to us.
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89. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 2 years ago on video David MeShow
Disappointed the gas pedal sound at the end wasn't a Toyota recall
acceleration to a Beatles' "A Day In The Life"-style crescendo. I realize this Corolla model isn't on the list. . . yet.
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90. filter 2 years ago on video Granny DJ
my grandma used to play drums in a band in england, probably late 1920's to 30's. no joke. wish i had some footage of THAT!
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92. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 2 years ago on video Sheepfilms GIF Compilation
i kept looking behind myself to see if i was watching me on another computer, looking back to see if i was watching myself. or something.
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93. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 2 years ago on video Helping Hands with Capuchin Monkeys
did they really have to caption what the dude was saying? what a slap in the face.
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94. filter 2 years ago on video Annoyed with the cleaner
haha. i just blew up my greenlee linesman's pliers today. and now this!
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96. filter 2 years ago on video Let's enhance
none of them can beat red dwarf's enhance program:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUFkb0d1kbU
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97. filter 2 years ago on video Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2- TDM Sniping Tips On Quarry By Hutch
here's another top tip: it's a lot easier to get a good kill/death ratio when you have full bars on your connection and everyone else has a poor connection (seen at 3:24 and 10:14).
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98. filter 2 years ago on video Fake TV spot recordings in Mexico
I was about to go to bed, then i read #(removed comment) 's post so i had to log on and post something in response.
YOU ARE A RETARD.
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101. filter 3 years ago on video CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners
for a video of endless caruso one liners, you'd have thought it would have gone on longer than 7:16.
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102. filter 3 years ago on video Incredible butterfly knife skill.
some equally boring music to go along with it might've helped.
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103. filter 3 years ago on video Taylor's Day on The Price is Right
#14 what part do you suggest they remove to make it shorter? lucky $even? showcase showdown?
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105. filter 3 years ago on video Boat Accident
you'd think the two at the bow of each boat would've legged it sooner.
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106. filter 3 years ago on video The Puppy Whisperer
...i totally just woke up. man, that snooze came on FAST!
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107. filter 3 years ago on video Pulling down pants
she was lucky; at 0:13 the basketball knocked her head down just enough to save her from a sweaty, naked bum in the face.
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108. filter 3 years ago on video Turkish Ice Cream Man
i would have some tricks of my own when it's time to pay for that ice cream.
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109. filter 3 years ago on video Funny police pursuit
i was waiting for benny hill to step out of the vehicle.
the music makes everything SO much more funny.
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110. filter 3 years ago on video Lucky the turtle gets new legs
if i had to compile a Top Ten list of names for this turtle, "Lucky" would not be on that list. "Unlucky" would only come in at number nine.
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111. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 3 years ago on video Monty Python - I'd like to buy a hearing aid
#4, maybe you need some contact lenses as well. it was actually 95731 who you thanked for the comment, not captain obvious.
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112. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 3 years ago on video Synchronised swimming on a Michael Jackson song
mj would be proud. that truly was magical.
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113. filter 3 years ago on video Optical Illusions
#22 your tips are optical illusions. love how you snuck "tit" in there, though.
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114. filter 3 years ago on video Pool Domination
0:12 shakes his hands like a pansy and 0:36 is just doing his thing.
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115. filter 3 years ago on video Pool Domination
haha. willy toucher's at it again at 0:23, just before he slams that ball home!
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116. filter 3 years ago on video Evian Babies
evian spelled backwards is naive. that's why it's for babies.
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117. filter 3 years ago on video Megaminx in 57.56 seconds
he's a pro. nike's been sponsoring him for years.
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118. filter 3 years ago on video Explosive inc.
they clearly don't know how to use a fire extinguisher.
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119. filter 3 years ago on video Rush hour 3
also similar to this scene from the best movie ever, PURPLE RAIN:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mAXjbCKRwI
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120. filter 3 years ago on video Folding gun
#44 haha. also love when he raises his left cheek to show how easily it fits into his back pocket. but what's with the noise he makes just before doing so?
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121. filter 3 years ago on video Why email was invented
i think all the houses on my paper route got together and made this vid. man, i hated that route.
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122. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 3 years ago on video Cricket player kills pigeon
#5 i have no idea what that all means. except that a pigeon getting hit by a cricket ball equals numbers and stuff.
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124. filter 3 years ago on video The Simpsons - (M)Apple
#6, thanks for your insight & clarification.
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125. filter 3 years ago on video Superman
not a fail. i've seen this superman style victory jump before. check out the first few clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQBgD1u2ZE0&NR=1
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126. filter 3 years ago on video Heineken walking fridge
haha, holland accents. can't understand them.
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127. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 3 years ago on video Amazing accidents
#5 no, it's not. perhaps you were thinking of redundant. or maybe alliteration.
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128. filter 3 years ago on video The Best Cocoa Commercial Ever - With Zombie Nazies
call of duty and hot cocoa! is there anything better?
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129. filter 3 years ago on video Megalodon
...and voila! giant 3D graphics of giant made up animals! wow! that's incredible! i love this room!
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130. filter 3 years ago on video Russian student pranks
would have been worth watching, had they actually pulled the pranks.
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131. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 3 years ago on video Taking the dog out
so...did the dog get dragged for real, or not?
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133. filter 3 years ago on video That's gonna leave a mark
nice spot of impromptu "break"dancing there.
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134. filter 3 years ago on video Cheese
thanks, peter harakaly, for shedding new light on the cartoon mouse-and-a-cheesetrap scenario. i especially enjoyed the novel ending. you really made it your own. can't wait to see more, you boring tit.
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135. filter 3 years ago on video Underwater Creature Camouflage
i wish the octopus would make the transformers noise when it changes. KEE KEH KAH KOH KOO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8FgDmo_9sY
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136. filter 3 years ago on video Beatboxing flute
loved the ode to the knight rider theme (1:32-2:04).
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137. filter 3 years ago on video Transparent display
i found the gentleman's sales pitch a little distracting. maybe edit him out for some nice relaxing music?
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138. filter 3 years ago on video Unbreakable skateboarder
you're not getting better if you're not falling.
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139. Comment rated too low. Show this comment filter 3 years ago on video Magnetic liquid
i found the terrible dance music completely detracted from the interesting science experiment/performance.
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140. filter 4 years ago on video Most ridiculous workout machine ever?
Whatever everyone. I'm using the Hawaii Chair right now and thnaalsdere's nothiannnnggg wrongg wwwwithhsng mmmmajdyyyyyyyyy thyyyppipngg. I'vvve gottttttt kiiiiiilsllllerr aahbbbbbbbszss.
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141. filter 4 years ago on video Deathwish driving
Must've forgot to set the video for "Sex and the City". What a douchebag.
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142. filter 4 years ago on video Worst rap battle ever
He pooped his pants at 1:30 and lost his rap flow. When he finished filling his drawers 30 seconds later, he picked up right where he left off. Personally, I would've legged it to the bog, but that's what separates the boys from the men. My hat's off to Eli.
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143. filter 4 years ago on video Steven Seagal runs like a girl
I guess that's why his name is Steven Seagal, instead of Steven Seaguy.
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144. filter 4 years ago on video He loves a fat girl
A Doily's function is normally twofold: as a decorative mat, and as a protective barrier for the surface underneath. Not as lingerie for fat lasses.
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1. filter 3 days ago on video How war should be Fought!!
#6 The song is: Nena - 99 Luftballons.