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2. gendarme 344 days ago on video Just another day at the office
Nicely done but should have smashed the damn phone on her head and not on the desk. Phone calls shouldn't be longer than 30 seconds...
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3. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 344 days ago on video Baby shark
Hit it on the head with a shovel!
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5. gendarme 1 year ago on video Chop your own arm and survive
The only thing I don't understand is how he has the courage to put his remaining arm in a similar machine? Also, why didn't he cut at the joint - would have been easier and with less blood loss?
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7. gendarme 1 year ago on video Making A Memory Chip
#2 And more specifically - the 'Chinese' model - more easy to maintain, eats only rice. 
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8. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 1 year ago on video Salting the road Russian style
#6 So later the fed birds can shit on your head?
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11. gendarme 1 year ago on video The magic train
Oh, good - so not only my country has shitty trains. 
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12. gendarme 1 year ago on video Alligator In The Sewer
#2 I hope they put some explosives there and lit the fuse! 
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13. gendarme 1 year ago on video A new paradigm on human evolution
Compromise between science and religion: Man evolved from the monkey, which was created by God in His image and form. 
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14. gendarme 1 year ago on video Base Jumper vs. Police Officer
Very suspicious colors on the parachute, don't you think? 
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15. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 1 year ago on video Gator on your doorstep
How could you sympathize to such an ugly and disgusting creature? Maybe flies are not to be killed as well? A pair of shoes or a purse is a much better form for it.
PS: Dogs and cats are another matter - they unlike alligators and flies are mammals like humans.
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16. gendarme 1 year ago on video Stadium roof collapse
Would it be so hard to put heating on that roof so the snow melts and goes in the gutter rather than this? Certainly would be cheaper... 
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17. gendarme 1 year ago on video 80 lb. Piranha
That fish may willingly take the bait in order to eat the fisherman...
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18. gendarme 1 year ago on video Awesome car
#5 Probably a bottle of fuel is attached directly to the gas pump... This was a common practice in my country when there used to be a lot of fuel-thefts...
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19. gendarme 1 year ago on video How to do things faster
#9 Not to mention the time lost in working to earn the money to be able to pay the change of tyres... 
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20. gendarme 1 year ago on video How to blow a deer out of a frozen lake
#17 More like: Get away from the chopper! 
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21. gendarme 1 year ago on video Voting is hot!
#16 And even worse, it is made by a socialist party... Your democrats are lambs in comparison with these guys!
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24. gendarme 1 year ago on video How It's Made: Contact Lenses
Very informative video, but I couldn't imagine putting such things in my eyes every day. Even more frightening is the thought of putting such things in your eyes and leaving them there for weeks or months!
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25. gendarme 1 year ago on video bus driver fights with child
What a torture that job might be! All day surrounded by screaming little imbeciles...
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26. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 1 year ago on video Do you own (stuff made by) slaves?
Very annoying voice!
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27. gendarme 1 year ago on video Buggy on a Frozen Lake
Methinks the caption is misspeled, it should read: 'Buggy IN a Frozen Lake'.
Only if they had tied it to a long rope just in case they could pull it out...
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28. gendarme 1 year ago on video Turbine powered RC Jet
It even landed! Awesome!
One more thing I saw here that I can't buy... 
(After http://www.snotr.com/video/4513 and http://www.snotr.com/video/4834) Someone should start a business selling those things!
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29. gendarme 1 year ago on video Lion Tries To Eat Kid at Zoo
Admit it, if a hamburger walked down to your house, wouldn't you try to eat it too?
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30. gendarme 2 years ago on video Newt
Yeah, how does this turn out when the predator actually chews?
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31. gendarme 2 years ago on video world burping champion
This guy looks Russian to me, regardless of the name...
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34. gendarme 2 years ago on video Take a closer look
#22 And at the X-ray luggage check: oh, that's nothing, just a vicious squirrel with rabies...
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35. gendarme 2 years ago on video Freezing to death, but surviving thanks to the cold
Something that bleeds every month and doesn't die is not to be trusted!
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36. gendarme 2 years ago on video Elephant sized tongue.
Could this thing eat a submarine? Imagine the nuclear farts...
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37. gendarme 2 years ago on video Engine Swapping
'Laughing Out Loud' got an entire new meaning in this clip!
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38. gendarme 2 years ago on video the worst mice plague ever
What if they introduced lions and tigers? Mice wouldn't stand a chance. Camels too, for that matter.
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39. gendarme 2 years ago on video Man Calls 911 For A Ride To A Liquor Store
How come the sheriff is a 'she' and later in the video, the sheriff has a moustache?
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40. gendarme 2 years ago on video Women in cars
#27 - No, they just skipped the 'landing' lesson...
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41. gendarme 2 years ago on video Chinese traffic accident compilation
#9 What good would that do? The traffic lights could only have one light on themselves - (communist) red.
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42. gendarme 2 years ago on video Useless Nosey Neighbors
#12 Well that should be a surefire way for the wife to guarantee a beating - if everyone believes her, the only thing the husband can do is really beat her. Charlie Sheen style...
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43. gendarme 2 years ago on video Guy walks into traffic...
Now the truck driver will be sued as he ran over a human...
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44. gendarme 2 years ago on video Albino Squirrels in Olney..
2:23 - So why did the squirrel cross the road?
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47. gendarme 2 years ago on video Security Guard Takes Himself Out
I have always wondered why do they put these in shops? Merely to show you that you shouldn't go back once you are through it or to keep record of how many people entered for a day?
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48. gendarme 2 years ago on video Lightning Strikes Truck
I thought a car is one of the safest places to be in a thunderstorm. I am confused... 
Aren't the tyres insulators? How does the electricity reach the ground?
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49. gendarme 2 years ago on video The search for hidden dimensions.
Maybe we can think of the universe like a heart - instead of "banging big time" it may have just gone systolic and after some time could go diastolic before going systolic again.
Now, who created it and how exactly does it function is merely above our level of understanding - can the cat understand the evening news its owner watches? And even if it is a really intelligent cat and it somehow manages doing so - will the fleas on its back understand the latest developments in politics? God or no God - it is not up to us to know. If we did understood everything, we ourselves would become gods.
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50. gendarme 2 years ago on video What happens when an Engineer plays football?
#1 - Yes, but in the rival team...
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51. gendarme 2 years ago on video Ever seen a train lay its own tracks?
Looks like the 'Destiny' ship from 'Stargate: Universe'.
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52. gendarme 2 years ago on video Car Wash Power Hose KO
It may have been jammed with something, leading to a rapid rise in pressure which resulted in the headshot shown above.
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53. gendarme 2 years ago on video Lucky shot?
What kind of incentive is that - he made a precise shot to win the match and next moment two black dudes jump him...
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54. gendarme 2 years ago on video Tesla Roadster
The huge price of any new product pays for its mass production at much lower prices afterwards.
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56. gendarme 2 years ago on video Remo Williams bullet dodge
He got lucky it wasn't Clint Eastwood who was shooting at him... Do ya feel lucky, PUNK?!?
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57. gendarme 2 years ago on video Carl Sagan: A Universe Not Made For Us
"To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible."
--- Thomas Aquinas ---
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58. gendarme 2 years ago on video Awsome Dog Skills
The most amazing part was closing the fridge!
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60. gendarme 2 years ago on video Voice dialing on 2002 Mercedes Benz
Go into the car kitchen, woman!
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61. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video How To Avoid Fights While Driving
When in Russia... 
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62. gendarme 2 years ago on video High wind footlaunch
It only needs a veeery long rope to return home...
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64. gendarme 2 years ago on video Cops vs. gate
#22 - Worse than cops - Federales! Btw what is this language? Where is it happening?
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65. gendarme 2 years ago on video Lemurs are junkies
Cut at the most interesting part - "It's a shame that when WE venture into the wild..." The narrator has certainly tried this stuff, methinks.
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66. gendarme 2 years ago on video Shovel Man
Guess who just released them 5 minutes ago after not feeding them for a week? And got himself a nice 'little' shovel just in time.
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67. gendarme 2 years ago on video Ad From 1990 for mobile phones.
Notice how glasses have evolved since then...
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68. gendarme 2 years ago on video Kangaroo joins Australian car race
The brown fella was just doing his jogging on the nice track when he was so unprovokedly interrupted...
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70. gendarme 2 years ago on video Man carves watermelon into something beautiful.
This particular sort of watermelons are not very tasty - I bought one recently. Perhaps that's why he doesn't eat them right away...
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71. gendarme 2 years ago on video Dog vs. Car
He should have slapped the dog repeatedly with the license plate.
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72. gendarme 2 years ago on video Smoke Grenade FAIL
From WWII Blitzkrieg to this? Epic German FAIL! I bet he later returned with a chainsaw...
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73. gendarme 2 years ago on video Tight Parking
Yes, it's a woman! And, yes, it's in Russia! (They speak in Russian in the end) So, who let her out of the kitchen?
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74. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video Woman sings "Flight of the Bumblebee".
Disgusting!
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77. gendarme 2 years ago on video Fire in the hole!
Isn't it a flashbang? It seems to me that it isn't an ordinary grenade - not that much damage...
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78. gendarme 2 years ago on video Failed Arson Attempt
I believe the attempt didn't fail at all - a fire was, indeed, started.
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79. gendarme 2 years ago on video Alien vs. Human Intelligence
#11 - LOL
Our DNA may be the same but there is something more to our difference from monkeys and a whole science - epigenetics - studies it.
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80. gendarme 2 years ago on video Loose wheel
Now go and stick the wheel up the truck driver's ass!
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81. gendarme 2 years ago on video The 'real' simple life.
This may be uncommon for Americans but here in Bulgaria quite a lot of people live in a similar fashion. Not with the tech gadgets as solar panels and bio-fuel but they do grow most of their own food.
The clip was nice, only the second-hand clothing I found disgusting...
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82. gendarme 2 years ago on video Drunk cop tries to pass a sobriety field test
What if he started shooting as the driver tried to get away?
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84. gendarme 2 years ago on video Johnnie Walker - The Man Who Walked Around The World
He also plays Hitler in Hitler: The Rise of Evil.
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85. gendarme 2 years ago on video The Fascinating Elephant Shrew
#16 - I wonder how many takes did it take until one of these outrun the lizard?
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86. gendarme 2 years ago on video The more oil spills change, the more they stay the same.
#(removed comment) - Right on, dude! Not the first, not the biggest, yet apparently the scariest oil spill so far. Let in the (environ)MENTAL DEPARTMENT!
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87. gendarme 2 years ago on video The secret powers of time.
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its pupils."
-Hector Berlioz
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90. gendarme 2 years ago on video Cat Machine Gun
A neighbour of mine was forced to flee his apartment because his Siamese cat went on a rampage against him. Needless to mention the scratch marks. Siamese cats are not to be messed with!
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91. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video Lovefield
The beginning looked nice but the end was boring as hell! Couldn't the dude just slaughter them both and then eat them? Would have made a better ending than this bullshit.
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92. gendarme 2 years ago on video Snotr gets a mention on RayWilliamJohnson
#22 - Elaborate, please - what do the "S" and the "R" stand for?
#28 - Right on, dude! I love to see geography illiterates get pwned over the Internet...
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93. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video Split Personality Call
Stupid Simpsons imitators!
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94. gendarme 2 years ago on video Diaper Jeans Hit the Streets!
At first I thought they were making fun of Dapper Jeans. And you guys say it is a real ad.
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95. gendarme 2 years ago on video What happens if you flip a starfish upside down?
Good that this bugger lives underwater - I'd hate to see that in person.
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96. gendarme 2 years ago on video failed arm robbery
At least he got away without being robbed by the clerk. That's a start...
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98. gendarme 2 years ago on video The Oogpister Beetle
Every animal or insect for that matter pwning ants is priceless in my opinion!
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99. gendarme 2 years ago on video World's Largest Skateboard Disaster
What I don't get is why they don't skateboard on top of the giant skateboard?
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102. gendarme 2 years ago on video The Monster
Now I can surely think of a few things (and people ) to put in there...
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103. gendarme 2 years ago on video Evolution of guy (2years photo every day)
This dude sure likes to take pictures of himself...
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104. gendarme 2 years ago on video Crowd goes airborn
That's what they deserve for watching the asshole in the car do shit.
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106. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video Brand new bike, brand new fail!
It would probably have been better if he had hit the car - Pontiac Aztec, one of the worst cars ever!
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107. gendarme 2 years ago on video Police Sledding On Riot-Shield
These guys sure make the public image of police better. They should probably be awarded for that... I only wish the guy did some shooting while going down.
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108. gendarme 2 years ago on video Another Day in the Office
Use a second rubber string perpendicular to the first, woman!
Or better, go back to the kitchen...
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109. gendarme 2 years ago on video Aggressive maneuvers for autonomous quadrotor flight.
Awesome stuff! This is probably the coolest gadget I have ever seen...
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110. gendarme 2 years ago on video Fishing tv show bloopers
2:29 - I'de kick this bugger in the water...
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111. gendarme 2 years ago on video First time machine
Traveling through time is impossible. It is against the very definition of "time". Period. Everything else, including this guy's talk is bullshit. Just messing with viewers' minds. If it is how he says it is - why doesn't he do it? Instead of talking shit.
#31 - Right on!
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115. gendarme 2 years ago on video The surprising science of motivation.
This guy's drawings are awesome! I only wish they showed the entire drawing at the end of the speech - from left to right...
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116. gendarme 2 years ago on video Kung Fu Bear
Hiroshima Zoo, eh? I guess nuclear radiation indeed does some weird things...
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117. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video Karate accidents
A boxer will beat the shit of a karateka anytime!
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118. gendarme 2 years ago on video Wood chopping machine
Kind of reminds me about the Goblin Shredder in WarCraft III.
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121. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video Bicycle rush hour
#8 Indeed!
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122. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video Birds Cover A Parked Car
D'oh!
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123. gendarme 2 years ago on video Roadside Assist in Uzbequistan
What's up with the tiger-like painted 4x4?!?
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125. gendarme 2 years ago on video Mini cannon firing and destroying targets
Where can I get one of these? Let's hope someone sees the business opportunity and starts selling them on eBay or something...
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127. gendarme 2 years ago on video Google chrome speed tests
Seems Mythbusters-worthy, doesn't it?
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128. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video New ASIMO learning capabilities
Damn, that robot is ugly!
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130. gendarme 2 years ago on video 10 Million Birds
"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." - Confucius
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131. gendarme 2 years ago on video Tractor flipover
Some tractors like this one have added reinforced steel bars surrounding the cabin for exactly these types of occasions. Reckless driving anyway.
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132. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video Don't mess with Ukrainian lawmakers...
In Ukraine law makes you!
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133. gendarme 2 years ago on video Park helper ... For women I guess ;)
And why exactly 3 cars occupy 6 parking slots? Hopefully its for filming purposes only...
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134. gendarme 2 years ago on video The Story of Bottled Water
In Bulgaria they put chlorine with the shovel... That's why filters are needed ( http://www.brita.net/ ).
However, this documentary could have been more watchable if less screen-time was devoted to cattle...
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135. gendarme 2 years ago on video 76 yrs old granny tears up a big book like it's nothing and lifts 24 kg. dumbbels
#21 Exactly what I thought all the time I was watching this!
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136. gendarme 2 years ago on video Microsoft Office prank
This should be a commercial of Open Office...
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137. gendarme 2 years ago on video Ultimate Protection Cat
If I were there, I'd throw the kid at the cat - problem solved.
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138. gendarme 2 years ago on video Spectacular Footage From Above The Icelandic Volcano Crater
The Smoke Monster from LOST is coming!
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140. gendarme 2 years ago on video Best Idea Ever
Now that's one Nobel prize winner in my book...
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141. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video Elephant Pump
I didn't pay much attention to the video but its caption is rather misleading - there was no elephant pumping water with this thing...
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142. gendarme 2 years ago on video Hitler reacts to the Hitler parodies being removed from YouTube
The movie is nice but it is the parodies that make it come alive - these guys make themselves a doubtful service... 
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143. gendarme 2 years ago on video Rotifers - Just add water!
Life is nature's way of keeping meat fresh!
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144. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 2 years ago on video Basic overview of Asian Hornet
I hope that if I ever encounter such a badass bee I will have a firearm at my disposal, that damn thing is like a sparrow, for God's sake...
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145. gendarme 2 years ago on video Awesome shotgun trick shooter
Truly amazing, but who will clean this mess?
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146. gendarme 2 years ago on video Road Rage
How stupid one should be to try to pull this off? I mean - he has beaten the guy behind the wheel - maybe he deserved it somehow, but to make an idiot of yourself and just ask to be run over - that is an EPIC FAIL.
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147. gendarme 2 years ago on video Kid falls off horse and is attacked by crazy ostrich
And where did the donkey (0:28) come from?!?
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149. gendarme 2 years ago on video Fake rope
Where I live those two wouldn't be able to pull this more than once as the very first driver would beat the hell out of them...
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151. gendarme 2 years ago on video Who needs a steering wheel?
It is definitely an old car - this is probably a VAZ-2107 and they lack hydraulics in the steering wheel for sure. However, if you learn to drive one of these beasts than you can drive anything as even a manual gearbox is likely scary for Americans.
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152. gendarme 2 years ago on video Centraal Beheer Achmea commercials - part 2
I didn't quite get the Buddha/Shiva one? Has the anchor hit the statue and broken it?
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153. gendarme 3 years ago on video Honda Rube Goldberg machine
Indeed, the wipers remind me of the Matrix or Terminator.
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155. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 4 years ago on video Only in Russia: Lada footage
Here's another example of a Lada door:
http://de.fishki.net/picsw/042008/10/bulgaria/013.jpg
And two other nice shots:
http://de.fishki.net/picsw/042008/10/bulgaria/044.jpg
http://de.fishki.net/picsw/042008/10/bulgaria/027.jpg
Btw the Lada really is a good car.
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158. gendarme 4 years ago on video Hitler plays Bill Gates
I am very happy you like the video - I found it on YouTube and thought it'll be nice to be posted here. Interestingly, I couldn't find it elsewhere except YouTube, so this should be the second site where it is posted.
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161. Comment rated too low. Show this comment gendarme 4 years ago on video Private war with stolen tank
I just don't understand why he didn't shoot the police cars? Did he has no ammo? And why he liked so much driving backwards?
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1. gendarme 242 days ago on video Last warning: leave NOW !!!
It's the Island from LOST!