If this was muted, with no description, logos or insignia's I could have told you it would be Russia. No one does Fuck Up like the Russians.

Huh, they were part of AMD, now owned by Abu Dhabi; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Foundries

The video didn't mention that most of the production is done in Singapore?

I always find the "disproving" scientists the most interesting. They must know that there's no glory in debunking various idea's, history remembers the discoverers. But they do it any way, often a whole career spent behind the scenes quietly refining our knowledge of nature.

Once a month? http://i.imgur.com/VY58bAL.gif

Excuse me whilst I go watch some porn..

"Wow Dude! That's Cool! Have you shot any of your friends with it?"

"My what?"

Amazingly well described. I hope Neil DeGrasse Tyson has big feet to fill these boots!

Thank you Snotr!!!


Vive La Science!

Wow.. I spent most of that Video thinking "Ha! It's a good job I only wear Oakleys" (prescription and shades).

Damn.

I must have missed this scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn"..

Just 19 more and then all he needs is a pea.

It's Wreck It Ralph's bath.

Notice how he washes his hands before eating? I think we can all learn from Mr Raccoon.

#16 You're dealing with a 38 year BioChemist. I'm still waiting for you to provide any evidence for your claims.

Check out Lord Monkton's CV, the most vocal Climate Change Denier who also believes people with AIDS should be segregated from the rest of society.

#13 I referred to IPCC once.

Thank you for proving my point by not coming back with any rebuke except an Ad-homine against me. For the record I don't take anyone's pronouncements seriously. I look at the science and decide accordingly.

You should look into why anyone would think the UN chartered IPCC is discredited.

#10
It's called being succinct, but thanks for the opportunity to make you look like a douche.
Here's the IPCC list of papers on Climate Change:
http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/publications_and_data_reports.shtml


Please present your list of papers debunking these and presenting the better explanation for global warming. Thanks.

#7 & #8 No Climatologist claims there's a delicate balance of nature and no one denies that the Earth has been both Warmer and Cooler in the past. You're just strawman arguing.

The difference with the current warming trend is that it's a lot more dramatic than previous change rates. The only time it's changed faster than this is due to massive meteorite impacts that have been followed by mass extinction events. Ecosystems will break down if the rate of change is maintained and Cities will flood. Check out the NCSE page on climate change.

#4 Guessing you downvoted the first 3 comments? I like how you quote a highly respected scientist then totally disregard what he said. I like how quote mine Phil Jones. I like how you agree with experts that's there is warming, but then dismiss their conclusions without any evidence of your own.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you also reject Evolution for the same reasons.

#9 So your claim now is that the Banks funded the building of new homes on a known floodplain OR those people are rich enough to fund the build without the aid of a bank but stupid enough to build on a floodplain? Seems legit.

The amount of water displaced by the boats is constant but the energy of the water depends upon how fast the boat and subsequent wake is travelling.. E=MV^2, V in this case is the velocity of the boat.

Unless you happen to know the precise location this is being filmed, you are basically guessing about whether or not the houses were built before the ships started coming through. The bridges certainly seem well established to me.

You just seem angry at these people for no good reason and trying to come up with reasons for it afterwards.

#2 What's your evidence for this being a flood plain? The houses in the background don't appear to be water damaged to me, did I miss something?

What's needed here is a speed limit for the large ships to prevent riverbank erosion and property damage. It's in the shipping Co.'s interest, those residents are perfectly entitled to sue to recover their loss.

Trol level: Asian.

#1 YES! You need somewhere to man up and watch trains go around.

#28 So where's your proof that the paper was sponsored by Monsanto? Or were you off the day the taught evidence at Bullshit school?

Where did I say Aspartame was AceK?? I used them as opposite examples. I think you need to take more time when you read, sound the words out or ask an adult to help.

The Stevia mention in comment #19 was a typo. ACK/AceK is a mutagen as the papers say. Stevia can be converted to Steviol in the gut which can be bad in high doses.

#17 please back up your bullshit with facts.

Here's the papers of Stevia:
Horm Metab Res. 1987 Jun;19(6):233-8. The effect of artificial sweetener on insulin secretion. 1. The effect of acesulfame K on insulin secretion in the rat (studies in vivo).
Food Chem Toxicol. 1997 Dec;35(12):1177-9. In vivo cytogenetic studies on mice exposed to acesulfame-K--a non-nutritive sweetener.

Please show where Monsanto wrote these papers. Where the scandal was exposed and where the papers were withdrawn or otherwise debunked.

Until then, STFU.

#4 what #5 said. Plus theories aren't imagined up out of nothing, they have to explain all of the available evidence and even explain evidence that is missing (negative evidence). They should also make predictions which can be tested.
The problem with String Theory (along with M-Theory) is that it accounts for the evidence and marries Quantum Mechanics with General Relativity but so far nobody has been able to come up with a test to prove it. Some scientists are losing faith that this will ever happen but for now it's still the best explanation for all of the evidence.

Come on guys, we're supposed to be the Internet generation and be able to see through BS like this. There's a very strong fallacy that "Natural=Healthy" and "Artificial=Harmfull". But the evidence just doesn't bare it out.

#13 Aspartame is a good example, it's an extract from tar and it causes cancers in rats so it must be harmful right? Except it doesn't cause cancer in humans there's no evidence and no mechanism for it to be harmful. Whereas the natural sweetner ACK/Stevia is shown to interact with DNA and therefore increases the risk of cancer.

For more info see C0nc0rdance on YouTube his video on Artificial Sweetners is very interesting (he's a bio-chemist).

Finally anyone who takes medical advice from a guy who sells pizza for a living deserves everything they get.

This is so wrong. She's a person with feelings and amazing, hand sized, firm, tight boobs with nipples so hard that you could cut glass with them.. Err sorry what was I saying?

Now make it dance.

He was shot in the leg on D-Day and lost his right middle finger.. So he trained to become a pilot. Some people are born heroes.

Take two bottles into the shower? Oh..

Still better than Xbox ONE.

Still safer than Russia.

If I ever travel first class, I promise not to make a snobby video about it. For those curious the flight costs 9k euros.

#3 Was that you? You never call.

This is why Champagne and loud music is great at parties..

I can't imagine Obe Wan Kenobe asking Sith to hold still while he shines his lightsaber at them..

Coming through!!!

Heather Graham is going to watch that and wonder what she was thinking.. And Bradley Cooper is still the coolest guy in the room.

I think I'd rather live in Africa than Russia..

Shit gets real..

It seemed a little two dimensional to me..

Should have gone to specsavers..

#14 Its a joke.. The word "Avalanche" is French.. I was repeating an old joke "The problem with the French is that they have no word for <insert French word used in English here e.g. Entrepreneur, Gateaux, Cafe>

The problem with the French is that they have no word for Avalanche.

All it needs now is a petrol generator in the back to ensure the batteries never go flat.

Wow... She has almost no ass.

*Except you don't actually see it..

#4 #11 It's not that band/song. It's Opale; Les Champs Magnétiques. It says in the Video.
https://soundcloud.com/opaleopale

I really fancy her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sie85GQPseQ

#2 I don't think one Monkey is too much to expect.

Wow.. That was dull.

*Only some of which are stunts..

#3 Said everything I wanted to about this video.. 10 thumbs up.

This is actually the North Korean Space Program.

The really amazing part is that's a bowling ball.

#7 Red Adair died in 2004..

Atlantis FC won..

Nice Beaver!

Price: US$687,775 I'll have one for each garden.. As soon as I get a house with a garden..

That really cheered me up!

It would be "funny" if one of them pulled out a gun and started shooting shouting "You'll never take me alive!"

Isn't Lyme Disease the thing you get from Rat piss?

Poor robot, I got bored just watching it.

Wow it's like a day in the life of me! But then I am a super spy and dancer.

A useful reminder that Fashionista's are thick as f*** and will applaud anything!

#3 I think you mean horn..

I cried when I watched this the other night on TV.

That's no moon.. Oh wait it is.

I like how it started out as believable and gradually amped up the incredible.

That's Roy "Cancer" Castle from Record Breakers, one of the programmes I grew up watching..

(The "Cancer" bit was what David Baddiel called him in a famous sketch.)

"Hi, I need you to sign for this"
..Five Minutes Later...
"You know what? It's fine, have it."

Whoa!!! Why'd the video stop there? It just got interesting!

Scared of the height, turned on by the cleavage.. I'm confused.

#4 *Eyebrow.. not plural.

#11 what about a Segway?

I've just checked, he was in my wedding video!

Fuck Walmart in it's big fat ass.

A good fake if it is..

Piers Morgan.. BORK!!!

Yea! England getting scored on like a bunch of whores..

I feel sorry for the cameraman..

What's the problem? Turn the lights out.

#3 To catch shit like this..

I guess this is like a show reel for her to break into Film Makeup work.. Good luck to her.

#1 They were going to use real Dragons but PETA threatened to sue..

Wow, I guess salty sea is a better conductor than fiberglass boats and wooden telegraph poles?

Presumably any fish nearby will be fried?

Great. But I was kind of hoping that he would land in a bale of hay at the beginning and just be dead. End of video(!)

That would be a real LIVE Assassins Creed!

Apparently they were on their way to a Chinese restaurant for dinner.

#2 I'd like to think I was reclaiming NZ for coolness.

Phew! No one filmed me falling out of my car the other week!

I loved the song, but..

I fucking hate the X-Factor with a fiery passion I can barely contain.

#24 Context is everything. Yes it would be different in a work environment. Yes it would be different if it was one lady. Yes it would be different if the guy just wanted to feel their arses. But in that context, in that environment, it was funny. If you can't see that then you have other issues.

Patrick has a Nintendo Wii. I bet the burglars would have left it.

#9 Yes perhaps more so.

#(removed comment) Take a chill pill. It's called a joke!

I imagine a laser beam on a wall I'm facing and I calculate the angles as it bounces off picture frames and the edges..
It feels good to get that out in the open!

"Don't try this at home"???

Don't cut vegetables at home people!

Perhaps there's an industrial mincer at the bottom and she's the only one who realises they're about to die?

9000 points if you spotted the VLC logo..

Ahh Russia, I've missed you!

#21 None of those Scientists are claiming to know the Universe is designed they are referring to the "Fine Tuning" theory which states that certain physical properties having just the right settings for complexity and life. This is a lay persons theory and not taken seriously by physicists or cosmologists.
For one the Universe is anything but life friendly, take a trip a few miles up and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Nor is there anything to say this Universe is more complex than any other.

What if it was his sister?

#6 Err Name 1 Scientist that says the Universe is Designed?
#7 The point of the video is that the Afterlife is a scary concept (even Heaven) and that you don't need it to lead a good life.

Thank you Snotr for starting to post Atheist and Humanist Videos!

I don't understand? This is a Russia video and yet there's no drunks or driving into the back of the vehicle in front?

Upward Rain would be interesting..

and yet its still tidier than the back of my telly..

Please cook this for me..

#1 your annoyed that they did it in a Studio???? Do you know they make Donuts in factories?

#4 Did you count your fingers afterwards?

"God was my Co-Pilot..
..But we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him."

Best Bumper Sticker Ever.

The first Goths ever to have fun..

Congratulations! It's a Ball!

The luckiest guy in Russia isn't in Russia.

Did anyone else notice when it said "K I L L Y O U R M U M"? Just me?

Atleast it wasn't ginger.

For those of you who don't speak Russian, the guy at the end was asking; "You're not going to say anything bad about Drifting, right Comrade?"

That would freak me out, what is it? Just pollution?

I'd rather look at a map than look at Mick McCarthy..

I'm going to go look at wimp.com to find out what will be on Snotr tomorrow..

I tried this on my wife and she turned into a Man.. Doh!

Phew! Thank goodness he didn't fall!

Now throw a volcano into a big pile of rubbish!

I did the same with my Wedding video.

Later back at the Station the cops piss themselves watching snotr..

Or the right Diner at the wrong time..

That's a small boy in a dog outfit..

Who would want a bald freckled dog?

That's going to freak the cat out.

If he was a real man he'd get her drunk and/or pregnant and then ask her..

This isn't the first girl I've watched stroking her pussy on the internet today.

What a knob. First of all you could just ask them to lower the volume. Secondly if you're not home who cares if they play loud music? and finally if you've gone through that much trouble you could have set up a noise cancelling system..

0:31 Oh I can just walk across them!

I wanted to play this sport but I didn't make the cut..

There were more than 99 Balloons.

Wow. Russia. I never would have guessed!

I think in the end he was just trying to hang himself..

Contact lens Juggling. There's something I would pay to see..

How many do you get for killin a fella?

The problems of having a super-villain hideout in the middle of the jungle.

Damn birds, you noisy!

#2 or Bus driver.

If I'd pressed it, it would have been that argument with my wife about the toilet seat.

Drinking Game: Every time someone is wearing Jeans you have to take a shot.

Perhaps they're all usually really good but it was scheduled badly; Wrong time of the month maybe?

#2 The neighbours wish they'd all STFU.

I think they're meant to say "Kein!", not "No!".

Where did he take his bathroom breaks?

Next Week we make a Harpoon out of the Easter Bunny!

I'd have the speakeasy as my office and a secret door leading to my desk..

Some people are down voting my "Star Paws" comment, I think they're jealous.

Star Paws.. (There, I said it.)

Phew!!! For a second there I thought this video was going to be pictures of Tarantino's balls and arse crack..

Thank you Science, F*** you religion.

Quick everyone! Flipper auditions this way!!

I can't help feeling if they'd thrown it off the edge of the Grand Canyon it would have gone further. Or is that cheating?

Hey don't knock it, he unpacked half of his kit at the same time!

The disabled parking trick was genius... I think I've found my new hobby.

It was in the paper that he later accidentally shot himself ten times..

Still the best if you can't be bothered to go around..

Wait how will we get to Fort Steuben now?

#1 I think she does fart but it smells of roses.

RedBull gives you internal bleeding.

Shit gets real.

Did he win?

Hang on a minute, where's the F'ing RedBull logo????

Do you think each Astronaut has their own or do you think they share needles?

I'd rather do this than drive in Chechnya..

Crowd: Hi Helicopter, would you be a gent and move our tent a hundred yards this way?
Helicopter: Sure no problem!
Crowd: Thanks, now f*$% off!

#3 unless you're corn.

Sorry I couldn't get past the idea of stepping in Dog S*** every 5 seconds.

Who else could go for some delicious Venison right now??

My first job was as a box packer. Unfortunately it was in a fudge factory.

Awwww that was fantastic, they don't make them like that any more.

#4 Correct and it will get to a point when the expansion *between* galaxies will be faster than the speed of light. This doesn't contradict Relativity as it's two things moving apart from a single reference point.
But the point is that astronomers will look up and only see our Galaxy. They'll discover relativity and quantum physics and everything else but they'll come to the wrong conclusion because their Universe will seem to consist of a single Galaxy floating in space.
There's an excellent YouTube Video (too long for Snotr) by Laurence Krauss "A Universe from Nothing" on this subject.

1, E.T.
2, <don't know>
3, Braveheart
4, Being John Malkovich
5, Back to the Future
6, <don't know>
7, Toy Story 3
8, Schindlers List
9, Jailhouse Rock
10, Annie Hall
11, The Birds
12, Avatar
13, Laurence of Arabia
14, Game of Death
15, <don't know>
16, Airplane?
17, Naked Gun
18, Goldfinger
19, LA Confidential
20, Borat
21, Yellow Submarine
22, From Dusk till Dawn
23, Back to the Future
24, The Matrix
25, Naked Gun
26, Some Like it Hot
27, Planet of the Apes
28, GoodFellas
29, Back to the Future
30, Ben Hur
31, Lethal Weapon 2
32, Laurence of Arabia
33, <don't know>
34, Schindlers List
35, Inception
36, <don't know>
37, Gandhi
38, First Blood
39, <don't know - same as 36>
40, A Few Good Men
41, LA Confidential
42, First Blood
43, Total Recall.

Not the best use of the Fenton clip ever..

I'd still rather have Airwolf..

"Sorry Darling, I'm out of the bottled stuff, it's going to have to be the draft.." <Zip..>

It could be worse.. They could have been driving your car.

Reasons number 9,923,434 to 9,923,456 for not living in Russia.
and at 4:36 Reason number 1 for moving to Russia.

I'd like to hear him explain Quantum Mechanics.

I wanted the driver to get out and for it to be Stevie Wonder. That would have shut them up.

I used to like this video but den I took.. Nevermind.

"She turned me into a newt! ..but I got better"

If they'd kept zooming out you'd have seen the size of my wifes ass..

Reason number 9,923,433 for not living in Russia.

Come on Admin's. Not on Snotr please.

I have nightmares like that..

Right now back to work!!!

I wonder if the fish appreciate the flight? Before they get eaten obviously..

#12 Well said, I love you.

Could help in the rush hour..

Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road.
Got to keep on, truckin' onwards, with your precious load..

No chance of performance anxiety there then..

What an amazing invention. If this takes off we could all own books ourselves!

In a world without gravity.. Red Bull would be f***ed

I don't know why you're being harsh on him. He's probably not being paid for it and he's bringing attention to a minority sport?

If I ever buy a plane and getting one pre-assembled, I'm not doing all this shit!

Awwww I wanted to see him fly off the end..

How do they get back up?

Wife: Will you turn that bastard thing off!
Me: No!
SMASH!

It looked like she ordered a hand grenade.

He gave good head..

Seconds of fun for one member of the family.

I found this very easy to masturbate to.

Fast Forward to 0:53 for the "action"..

But will it blend?

This was an *awesome* 5 minutes and 10 seconds..

The best part is if she said No he could have programmed it to flash "Lisa is a B****" all night, every night.

First Snotr Admin: "This video has lots of Car Crashes in it!"
Second Snotr Admin: "Anyone die in it?"
First Snotr Admin: "Looks like quite a few die!"
Second Snotr Admin: "But does it have a cool soundtrack?"
First Snotr Admin: "Yes it's quite japery!"
Second Snotr Admin: "Upload that mutha baby.."

#1 this is Ben Goldacre, I've met him a few times in the UK Skeptics circuit. The first time I met him he said talking to him is like being mind fucked by his word penis..

Lovely.. Does anyone know the music? I recognise it from philhellenes YouTube masterpiece 'Science Saved My Soul'..

Nice Moobs..

#23 The fact that we evolved from Fish is the Answer (aka the Evidence), Natural Selection is the Theory to explain the fact/answer..

To argue with the evidence you have to explain why you can map the evolution of species from Fish to Mammals through time, genetics, morphology, geography, biochemistry and physiology; without any inconsistencies or unexplainable leaps. Do that and I and Professor Richard Dawkins will welcome you into our bosom with open arms. If instead, you reject the evidence and say God did it because the bible says so, we will quite rightly, tell you to go fuck yourself..

Very Cool.. but how creepy would it be if they shouted your name and held up your picture at the end?

That is amazing..

#14 It's called "Inside Natures Giants" it's from Channel 4 in the UK. An excellent series. They've done whales, elephants, octopus, a race horse and Pythons. http://www.channel4.com/programmes/inside-natures-giants/4od

They always try to show how the animals has evolved into it's own niche and the impact it has on it's morphology. Except the Race Horse where they showed the artificial selection that humans had imposed to make the perfect thoroughbred..

The Scientist is Professor Richard Dawkins.

It would be nice to mention that they milk the snakes prior to the ceremony to ensure that have no venom..

Why are they writing in English?

Science for the win..

Thumbs up if you feel sorry for "Tony"..

That's like me and the girls when I make my way on to the dance floor..

The Australian version of physics..

I don't think the second last one should be counted as a fail, it could have been but the way he rode the trolley down made it a win in my books!

If I had to be next to a bunch of fireworks that prematurely detonate, a boat would be the best place.

Awwww... they didn't show the end where the bikers **** 'em up...

I Google'd "Snoopy Helicopter Show" and found loads of information about this..

2:36 Wow.. Getting that wrong could ruin your whole day..

The cameraman is Chuck Norris..

What an arsehole..

That first lady looks like she needs some Stuffing..

How on earth can they discharge someone in that state? In the UK there's no way this would happen, he'd be in a bed for the night and that's on the National Health Service. This is what happens when you privatise health care.

That's how EVERYTHING is made in Russia..

They forgot one.. The big fight at the end, the good guy will be about to lose when the love interest or sidekick will intervene and he'll be saved and eventually win the fight..

His wife is going to be pissed when he comes back without the bread and milk she asked him to get..

RedBull just annoys me now. Don't they know there's a recession on?

It's because David Cameron is already our Top Cock..

I found this really difficult to masturbate to.

Ah Royal Enfield, that proud British engineering company famous the world over for the Lee-Enfield Rifle and the Indian motorcycle.. Thank you India for keeping the name and tradition alive.

Friends helping friends become diabetic..

Plus an extra reason for the loner to commit suicide.

Well done Coke.

It's Mirror, Signal, Maneuver.. Not Assume, Maneuver, Crash!

#7 Atleast the landing boxes are undamaged so they can try again..

That was the funniest video in a long time..

The losers church burns down..

Sometimes when you see the ring, you've just got to go for it.

I think Bill Gates is probably one of the greatest people on this planet. Forget Microsoft, what he's done and is doing with their foundation is make a real difference to lives all over the world. I have nothing but respect for the man.

They should build one that goes through McDonalds drive threw's sucking up all the chicken nuggets..

#10 REtard watch the weather channel. Hear them talk about High and Low Pressure Fronts. Now tell me that a gas is always the same consistency and you can't have holes in it.

I'm calling FAKE!!! (obviously).

The Indian guy is thinking; "Atleast we can balance our budget Goreh!"

Shit gets real..

Is it bad that I think these people are assholes? Can you imagine being friends with one of them?

Them: "Hey you'll never guess what we're doing this weekend?"
Me: "Wut?"
Them: "We're going to go to the park and prank all of the people there by acting as if we've been muted"
Me: "I don't get it"
Them: "No it's gonna be great, we'll be like, Yo Yo Yo.. Then just really quiet.."
Me: "Is this like a dare?"
Them: "No dude we're going to put it on YouTube!"
Me: "Right.."
Them: "Hey you wanna come?"
Me: "Sorry do I know you?"

Does anyone know why? Was it a protest or end of season thing?

If someone eats the fish would that be cannibalism?

Very cool..

animals in circuses should be banned.

I wonder how much their insurance premiums are..

#33 You should eat your own dog food.

Hydrogen Peroxide is not Hydrogen Dioxide.

Hydrogen Peroxide has 2 hydrogen and 2 oxygen atoms, hence the 'per'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide

Hydrogen Diocide has 1 Hydrogen and 2 oxygen atoms, hence the 'di'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_dioxide

I like the way he waddles away; "Yeah I'm bad".

Top Ten????

#1 It was a tire used as Wadding to hold the round.. It looked like they were firing Bowling balls?

Is this the new Russian Artillery?

We're gonna need a bigger Crane.. Or a smaller boat.

Is this a sequel to "Three Men and a Little Lady"?

Nice try though..

But can he sow?

Who would test a smoke bomb at night??? might as well test a torch during the day.

It's weird hearing something really insidious spoken monotonously..

Wow.. A Truck that has two crashes and a Crash Video which show's neither..

Taxi!

#8 US Unemployment is at 8.8%
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12935003

The IMF doesn't pertain to foreign aid, it was the Wests method of combating Communism by buying governments etc. It's mission statement now is more devolved but along the same lines. The combined Western Europe's contribution is higher than the US.

The problem with this lecture is two fold. The first is by measuring wealth in dollars. Most of the worlds population (certainly the 5.6 Billion mentioned here) are farmers, the eat what they sow and barter for everything else. 5.6 Billion of the worlds population aren't starving, they get along fine. No where near as well as you or I but that's a different ball game.

The second issue with the video is that it suggests that Immigration is a altruistic policy. It's not, Congress bring in immigrants because they want to keep the cost of labour down. Immigrants work the fields, the factories and phone banks of America. They send their kids to school and work themselves out of poverty. You need more immigrants every year to grow your economy.

If this appears on a FAIL compilation I'm abandoning the internet.

Best take those wet clothes off.. Here, let me help you.

#4 Noob.. Speak to someone with Muscular Dystrophy or motor neurone disease.

That looks dangerous.. They should install an escalator.

I think this was Jimmy Connors?

Was I the only one thinking "Go On! Stick your finger in!"?

#9 It's the Armstrong and Miller Show..

Please carry a donor card and tell your family about it.

Going Men-tal

Great but to be honest, a bit boring.

From the Newspaper article after she stabbed the guy;
Ericksson was seen nearby hitting herself on the head with a hammer before jumping off a 40-foot bridge onto the A50. She suffered broken bones in the fall but after she recovered

Unbelievable.. We should send her to Afghanistan and let her rip into the Taliban.

It's all fun and games until your kid eats the ladybug..

#9 Monitors aren't people.

#7 I just down thumbed him.. Oh heck I've done it now..

This film is the most horrendous POS ever.. If you are new to Quantum physics please don't accept this as a definitive viewpoint. The films includes an interview with Ramtha a ten thousand year old spirit being channelled by a nut bag from New Mexico.

Quantum mechanics is the most successful theory ever formulated. It is unprecedented in it's ability to predict the motions and states on the quantum scale. It's not the act of observing that collapses the wave function but the interaction of other wave functions which are already collapsed.

If he had hair it might not have hurt as much..

Lets hope she has the balls to match her ambition..

I wish I could slow down time like that..

This is quite homoerotic isn't it? Two young men dancing, trying to impress the other.

"The mechanics of her body" Never heard them called that before, but yeah, cool, I'll go with it.

#1 One of them was my wife..

It could be fake or it could be in Russia.. It's hard to tell the difference between insane incompetence and Russia..

I've learnt that the Japanese for Jacket, is Jacket..

Thumbs Up if you were waiting for the Russian version where they machine gunned them all..

#14 thats my point.. different materials have different capacities to conduct heat.. touching wood at 220C is different from touching metal at 220C.

#8 The principle is the same; Wood and skin are poor conductors of heat.. Metal is a really good conductor, hence my comment.

You can turn your oven up to 220 degrees C and put your hand inside without burning it. But pick up a glass or metal dish at the same temperature and you're going to blister..

#3 I think it's the same guy..

Blink ya bastard..

It's all fun and games until you come home and it's having sex with the wife..

#1 That's great and I thank you for not making a boring 15 minute video about it..

How come in all of the Japanese clips they have the little box showing someone's reaction??? What's that all about?

I wish I could bend like that.. I'd never go out.

I was once bitten/pinched by a Crab so f*** 'em all.. death to all crabs.

Lazy owl..

But will it blend?

CCTV = Chinese Circus Television????

You could probably save Snotr 50Mb by deleting this video and just leaving the description..

There are several reasons why this Chinese bloke would have issues playing for the All Blacks.. But not being from New Zealand is only one we need concern ourselves with..

How about changing the description to "Lions Defend Themselves"

At 01:16 you can see her Vagina in the MRI.. I'm just saying..

#4 Accident, I saw this act when it was part of KA at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and they didn't do that, but they did make a mistake near the end which they tried again and got right. I'd always wondered if that mistake was part of the act.

I just want to see the bit where they throw off all pretext and start bumming each other..

Why are those Rugby players wearing American Football outfits?

Why don't they always do this?

Look on the bright side, If they send that video into You've Been Framed they could earn £250..

I'm betting the chances of him surviving isn't zero.. And I can prove it.

How come they didn't ask about Patent protection??? What's to stop GM or Toyota from making their own?

I'd love to see the video where he broke the window trying to do a Starsky and Hutch..

Great Vid..

#14 Homoeopathy is ALL Placebo effect..

#3 are you suggesting that Chuck Norris catches colds? Chuck Norris cured the common cold.. By hitting it!

Who else watched until the end to see if the rest of the building fell upon him?

This is why I visit this site, more of this please!!

Found this http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope/transcripts/s1453904.htm if anyone is interested in the rest of the interview.

Hasn't this guy seen Terminator? WTF is he thinking? He'll get us all killed!!!

seriously tho, I need one to guard my beer from the young ones.

#3 well now I do.. thanks for that.

Any qualified helicopter pilot could (ask one). Helicopter's only take off vertically if they have to, given the choice it's far more efficient to have a rolling start. It's also safer as you avoid a hazard called 'Settling with Power' cause by the downwash lowering the air pressure beneath the aircraft.

#1 He was a brilliant man, but this is the most inane POS I've ever sat through

Dopey MotorCycles.. Skateboarding Dogs.. Houses on Stilts..

Who says the Internet is boring?

#1 WTF? A GyroCopter (aka AutoGyro) has a propeller and a free spinning rotor.. this thing couldn't be further from a AutoGyro if it tried. At least check your facts before making assertions.