Comments posted by gouranga4ever

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81. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video Train vs. Tornado

#3 are you suggesting that Chuck Norris catches colds? Chuck Norris cured the common cold.. By hitting it!

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83. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video 7th Grader saves School Bus

#2 or Bus driver.

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85. gouranga4ever 139 days ago on video World's Shortest Train

A good fake if it is..

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87. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video world coolest teacher

#3 I think it's the same guy..

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89. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Exploding waterballoon..

Best take those wet clothes off.. Here, let me help you.

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91. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Abundance is our future

Thank you Science, F*** you religion.

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93. gouranga4ever 297 days ago on video Amazing Upward Lightning!

Upward Rain would be interesting..

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95. gouranga4ever 25 days ago on video Whoa...that was close...WHOA!

Should have gone to specsavers..

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97. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Aris Basketball Fans

Does anyone know why? Was it a protest or end of season thing?

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99. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Vintage race car crashes

First Snotr Admin: "This video has lots of Car Crashes in it!"
Second Snotr Admin: "Anyone die in it?"
First Snotr Admin: "Looks like quite a few die!"
Second Snotr Admin: "But does it have a cool soundtrack?"
First Snotr Admin: "Yes it's quite japery!"
Second Snotr Admin: "Upload that mutha baby.."

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101. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video The hidden world of box packing

My first job was as a box packer. Unfortunately it was in a fudge factory.

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103. gouranga4ever 297 days ago on video "Russian Woodpecker", Duga 3

I don't understand? This is a Russia video and yet there's no drunks or driving into the back of the vehicle in front?

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105. gouranga4ever 274 days ago on video Games We Play

I imagine a laser beam on a wall I'm facing and I calculate the angles as it bounces off picture frames and the edges..
It feels good to get that out in the open!

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107. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video 19-year-old tech kid slays the Dragon's Den.

How come they didn't ask about Patent protection??? What's to stop GM or Toyota from making their own?

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109. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Make a Wish

Please carry a donor card and tell your family about it.

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111. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Technology

They should build one that goes through McDonalds drive threw's sucking up all the chicken nuggets..

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113. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video World's first vending machines with a transmissive LCD

It looked like she ordered a hand grenade.

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115. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Fun at work

#2 The neighbours wish they'd all STFU.

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117. gouranga4ever 38 days ago on video A hiding camera in a parcel records it's journey through the mail system

Wow.. That was dull.

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119. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video Cirque Du Soleil: Kooza - Wheel of Death

#4 Accident, I saw this act when it was part of KA at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and they didn't do that, but they did make a mistake near the end which they tried again and got right. I'd always wondered if that mistake was part of the act.

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121. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video One Photo A Day

#7 I just down thumbed him.. Oh heck I've done it now..

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123. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Reinvent the Toilet

I think Bill Gates is probably one of the greatest people on this planet. Forget Microsoft, what he's done and is doing with their foundation is make a real difference to lives all over the world. I have nothing but respect for the man.

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125. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Post Game Interview of the Year

I'd like to hear him explain Quantum Mechanics.

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127. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video The helicopter arrived

Crowd: Hi Helicopter, would you be a gent and move our tent a hundred yards this way?
Helicopter: Sure no problem!
Crowd: Thanks, now f*$% off!

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129. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video X-Games Event Is A Disaster

Perhaps they're all usually really good but it was scheduled badly; Wrong time of the month maybe?

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131. gouranga4ever 307 days ago on video Pandas using a slide

The first Goths ever to have fun..

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133. gouranga4ever 285 days ago on video Bye Bye!

Perhaps there's an industrial mincer at the bottom and she's the only one who realises they're about to die?

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135. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video High School Girl

Lets hope she has the balls to match her ambition..

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137. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Snow man scare prank gone wrong

What an arsehole..

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139. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video 2011 4x4 CRASH COMPILATION

I'd rather do this than drive in Chechnya..

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141. gouranga4ever 139 days ago on video Growth of Wal-Mart

Fuck Walmart in it's big fat ass.

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143. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video New Year's Eve 2011 in Dubai

Going Men-tal

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145. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video two for one

Friends helping friends become diabetic..

Plus an extra reason for the loner to commit suicide.

Well done Coke.

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147. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video The Feynman Series - Beauty

This was an *awesome* 5 minutes and 10 seconds..

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149. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Water droplets in space

Do you think each Astronaut has their own or do you think they share needles?

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151. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Sometimes it's hard to be a man ...

#1 I think she does fart but it smells of roses.

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153. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Tarantino // FROM BELOW

Phew!!! For a second there I thought this video was going to be pictures of Tarantino's balls and arse crack..

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155. gouranga4ever 186 days ago on video Impressive bicycle goal by Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Yea! England getting scored on like a bunch of whores..

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157. gouranga4ever 69 days ago on video WORST CONDITIONS for a Corner Kick

Atlantis FC won..

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159. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video Richard Feynman explains the mirror

#1 He was a brilliant man, but this is the most inane POS I've ever sat through

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161. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video Parkour dog

But will it blend?

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163. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Tasker Vs Senn

#1 One of them was my wife..

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165. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Boat Vs. Crane

We're gonna need a bigger Crane.. Or a smaller boat.

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167. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video fire

#10 REtard watch the weather channel. Hear them talk about High and Low Pressure Fronts. Now tell me that a gas is always the same consistency and you can't have holes in it.

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169. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Blowing bubbles

That first lady looks like she needs some Stuffing..

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171. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video September Fail Compilation

I don't think the second last one should be counted as a fail, it could have been but the way he rode the trolley down made it a win in my books!

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173. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video This wedding proposal puts all others to shame

The best part is if she said No he could have programmed it to flash "Lisa is a B****" all night, every night.

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175. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Christmas tree slingshot-crossbow

Next Week we make a Harpoon out of the Easter Bunny!

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177. gouranga4ever 340 days ago on video Pee Prank - Arrested Edition

Later back at the Station the cops piss themselves watching snotr..

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179. gouranga4ever 287 days ago on video Another Idiot on the road

Ahh Russia, I've missed you!

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181. gouranga4ever 102 days ago on video David Attenborough comforts a blind rhino calf

#3 I think you mean horn..

I cried when I watched this the other night on TV.

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183. gouranga4ever 14 days ago on video What happens when you put a banger in a cow pat

Shit gets real..

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185. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video Crazy Pilot

Any qualified helicopter pilot could (ask one). Helicopter's only take off vertically if they have to, given the choice it's far more efficient to have a rolling start. It's also safer as you avoid a hazard called 'Settling with Power' cause by the downwash lowering the air pressure beneath the aircraft.

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187. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video Stanford Gymnastic

I just want to see the bit where they throw off all pretext and start bumming each other..

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189. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Cute Owl Hunts Invisible Prey

Blink ya bastard..

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191. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Illusionist walks through table

I've learnt that the Japanese for Jacket, is Jacket..

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193. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Ultra-fast Trap

It's weird hearing something really insidious spoken monotonously..

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195. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Water Fueled Car

#33 You should eat your own dog food.

Hydrogen Peroxide is not Hydrogen Dioxide.

Hydrogen Peroxide has 2 hydrogen and 2 oxygen atoms, hence the 'per'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide

Hydrogen Diocide has 1 Hydrogen and 2 oxygen atoms, hence the 'di'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_dioxide

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197. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Longboat explodes in Lake of Ilopango in El Salvador

If I had to be next to a bunch of fireworks that prematurely detonate, a boat would be the best place.

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199. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Assembling a plane - Timelapse

If I ever buy a plane and getting one pre-assembled, I'm not doing all this shit!

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201. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video 36 years, 14 children and still is a virgin

"Sorry Darling, I'm out of the bottled stuff, it's going to have to be the draft.." <Zip..>

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203. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Burglar's Bloopers

I think in the end he was just trying to hang himself..

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205. gouranga4ever 343 days ago on video OHEA automatico

That's going to freak the cat out.

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207. gouranga4ever 301 days ago on video Five guys, one piano

#1 your annoyed that they did it in a Studio???? Do you know they make Donuts in factories?

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209. gouranga4ever 272 days ago on video High 5, ladies

#9 Yes perhaps more so.

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211. gouranga4ever 163 days ago on video Flawless - Dance Act - Britains Got Talent 2009

Piers Morgan.. BORK!!!

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213. gouranga4ever 27 days ago on video Massive landslide in the French Alps

#14 Its a joke.. The word "Avalanche" is French.. I was repeating an old joke "The problem with the French is that they have no word for <insert French word used in English here e.g. Entrepreneur, Gateaux, Cafe>

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215. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video Passing Water, Chinese style

There are several reasons why this Chinese bloke would have issues playing for the All Blacks.. But not being from New Zealand is only one we need concern ourselves with..

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217. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video a contortionist squeezes herself into a plexiglas bottle

I wish I could bend like that.. I'd never go out.

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219. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Crazy twins run out and get hit on motorway

From the Newspaper article after she stabbed the guy;
Ericksson was seen nearby hitting herself on the head with a hammer before jumping off a 40-foot bridge onto the A50. She suffered broken bones in the fall but after she recovered

Unbelievable.. We should send her to Afghanistan and let her rip into the Taliban.

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221. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Impressive Tennis Hit

I think this was Jimmy Connors?

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223. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Scientist gets too close to lava lake! - Richard Hammond's Journey to the Centre of the Planet

Sometimes when you see the ring, you've just got to go for it.

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225. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video bikers in a cinema

Awwww... they didn't show the end where the bikers **** 'em up...

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227. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video An accident of evolution in mammals

#23 The fact that we evolved from Fish is the Answer (aka the Evidence), Natural Selection is the Theory to explain the fact/answer..

To argue with the evidence you have to explain why you can map the evolution of species from Fish to Mammals through time, genetics, morphology, geography, biochemistry and physiology; without any inconsistencies or unexplainable leaps. Do that and I and Professor Richard Dawkins will welcome you into our bosom with open arms. If instead, you reject the evidence and say God did it because the bible says so, we will quite rightly, tell you to go fuck yourself..

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229. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Time Twister - LEGO Mindstorms Digital Clock

Fast Forward to 0:53 for the "action"..

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231. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Guy Wins a Million Dollars on The Price is Right

Did he win?

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233. gouranga4ever 267 days ago on video High 5, ladies

#24 Context is everything. Yes it would be different in a work environment. Yes it would be different if it was one lady. Yes it would be different if the guy just wanted to feel their arses. But in that context, in that environment, it was funny. If you can't see that then you have other issues.

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235. gouranga4ever 216 days ago on video Tough Guy

I feel sorry for the cameraman..

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237. gouranga4ever 94 days ago on video Friendly Deer.

Isn't Lyme Disease the thing you get from Rat piss?

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239. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video Worlds Smallest Personal Helicopter

#1 WTF? A GyroCopter (aka AutoGyro) has a propeller and a free spinning rotor.. this thing couldn't be further from a AutoGyro if it tried. At least check your facts before making assertions.

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241. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Asbestos Hands

#14 thats my point.. different materials have different capacities to conduct heat.. touching wood at 220C is different from touching metal at 220C.

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243. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Delicious Smoke Bomb!

Who would test a smoke bomb at night??? might as well test a torch during the day.

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245. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Bottle Rocket

That's how EVERYTHING is made in Russia..

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247. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Winnebago Guy

Thumbs up if you feel sorry for "Tony"..

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249. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Coca-Cola Where Will Happiness Strike Next: The OFW Project

Right now back to work!!!

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251. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Shit Explosion

Shit gets real.

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253. gouranga4ever 1 year ago on video Dustin Hubel - Contact Juggling

Contact lens Juggling. There's something I would pay to see..

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255. gouranga4ever 269 days ago on video Man gives crooks taste of their own medicine

Patrick has a Nintendo Wii. I bet the burglars would have left it.

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257. gouranga4ever 113 days ago on video Slalom Skateboarding

That's Roy "Cancer" Castle from Record Breakers, one of the programmes I grew up watching..

(The "Cancer" bit was what David Baddiel called him in a famous sketch.)

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259. gouranga4ever 3 years ago on video Wassup!

Great Vid..

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261. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video pole dance fail

If he had hair it might not have hurt as much..

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263. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video The Mute Button

Is it bad that I think these people are assholes? Can you imagine being friends with one of them?

Them: "Hey you'll never guess what we're doing this weekend?"
Me: "Wut?"
Them: "We're going to go to the park and prank all of the people there by acting as if we've been muted"
Me: "I don't get it"
Them: "No it's gonna be great, we'll be like, Yo Yo Yo.. Then just really quiet.."
Me: "Is this like a dare?"
Them: "No dude we're going to put it on YouTube!"
Me: "Right.."
Them: "Hey you wanna come?"
Me: "Sorry do I know you?"

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265. gouranga4ever 2 years ago on video Working model of Stephenson's steam engine made of glass.

Wife: Will you turn that bastard thing off!
Me: No!
SMASH!

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267. gouranga4ever 317 days ago on video Foam Day

That would freak me out, what is it? Just pollution?

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269. gouranga4ever 305 days ago on video 10 Incredible Survival Stories

#4 Did you count your fingers afterwards?

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271. gouranga4ever 15 days ago on video Hand Shadow

It seemed a little two dimensional to me..