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1. havz0r 349 days ago on video High Speed Albanian Police Chase

That's half of the Albanian police force right there.

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2. havz0r 353 days ago on video Can-Opening Canine

#3 same type of animal "lovers" like you are the ones who refuse to put down an old suffering dog and instead let him live till the very last seconds of his agonizing existence out of "love".

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3. havz0r 354 days ago on video Artificial organ regrowth.

This is "faker" than pornstar boobs. First of all, there is no abiotic (purely proteic) "scaffold" that can remain from an organ after "washing" away the cells.
Secondly, An organ is made up of many different types of tissue, so it would need to be introduced manually into all the right places.

I sincerely wish this was true, but unfortunately it's bogus. Too bad they just threw Neil DeGrasse Tyson randomly in there just to give weight to the documentary.

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4. havz0r 362 days ago on video Love song on Chatroulette

I was expecting at all times that one or more guys suddenly pull out their shlong and start waving it around, but alas, that didn't happen.

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5. havz0r 1 year ago on video Wedding on the beach

Now that's unique...I also like the guy's new gym outfit..

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6. havz0r 1 year ago on video Mad aligator

He's in a pinch right there :)

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7. Comment rated too low. Show this comment havz0r 1 year ago on video Rallye Accident

It was clearly the driver's fault. In that chicane, when the right turn came up, right before the crash, he literally spun the steering wheel, instead of making a gradual, normal turn. That's why he lost grip.

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8. havz0r 1 year ago on video Futuristic Japanese Cars

I bet I'm faster on my skates than these "cars" are. Sure, they're eco, but in this case walking is probably better.

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9. Comment rated too low. Show this comment havz0r 1 year ago on video One Epic Ride

#7 wow you are so smart you know so many words, and the others know so few!!! wooow

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10. havz0r 1 year ago on video The Door to Hell

#15 thanks for explaining your jokes, we are in your debt.

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11. havz0r 1 year ago on video Air force fails

#4 you made my day man =)

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12. havz0r 1 year ago on video Glass Visions

He didn't get to bang her - fail.

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13. havz0r 1 year ago on video Pool in the river

boooooring

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14. havz0r 1 year ago on video Satellites

#20 Best comeback.

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15. havz0r 1 year ago on video Barney Stinson 'Hey Dude' To Robin In Gym - How I Met Your Mother

This is snotr material? You disappoint.

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16. havz0r 1 year ago on video Funny or Annoying Beatboxer

hahahah the ending is pure WIN!

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17. havz0r 1 year ago on video Video Game Foods

Pointless and idiotic.

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18. havz0r 1 year ago on video Chop your own arm and survive

His name isn't SAMSON for nothing.

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19. havz0r 1 year ago on video Twingo crash

That's the reaction of a man who has seen everything.

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20. havz0r 1 year ago on video Too short

Giggity, giggity.

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21. havz0r 2 years ago on video Hostage rescue exercise in Russia

Bus got BANHAMMERED!

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22. Comment rated too low. Show this comment havz0r 2 years ago on video Yoga

Tits or GTFO!

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23. havz0r 3 years ago on video Comedian vs Angry woman

The poor guy sitting next to her just can't bear the embarassment! It's hilarious.

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24. Comment rated too low. Show this comment havz0r 3 years ago on video Rock Balancing Art

fake, bird cannot stand on it without it tumbling, especially if the bird stayed vertically off the center of balance.

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26. havz0r 3 years ago on video Unbreakable skateboarder

#4, so banging your head against a wall until it collapses is actually a sign of intelligence? Wow, you really think "out of the box"...your brains must have fallen out of it.

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27. havz0r 3 years ago on video Designing the stop sign

#8 do you want to have fun creating useless shit, or spend 1% of the time and create something good? Blah, nevermind, I already know the answer.

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28. havz0r 3 years ago on video The Credit Crisis visualized

It's the fault of credit/mortgage rules being too lax, it's not the fault of "americans". Anyone would take "free money" if they had the opportunity to, it's a normal behaviour of a living being. The problem is that a few idiots high up ALLOWED this concept of "free money" to even exist, and that's where it all started from.

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29. havz0r 3 years ago on video Stupidity and humor

#3 haha yea, faceplants FOR THE WIN 8-)

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30. havz0r 3 years ago on video More 'bathtub' scenes

#5 yes, "circumstances" surely is a big and complicated word :(

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31. havz0r 3 years ago on video Ant Superhighway

oh no #2, think of the horror!

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32. havz0r 3 years ago on video Aerobics Fail

Give yourself a rock-up, let loose and it's all good :)

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33. havz0r 3 years ago on video Yuja Wang plays the Flight of the Bumble-Bee

she seriously has better micro than moon

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34. havz0r 3 years ago on video Nitro Circus Thrillbillies

Anything that contains monster trucks, robots, lesbians or all of them is sufficiently awesome.

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36. havz0r 3 years ago on video Symantec Guide to Scary Internet Stuff - Botnets

#17 is right. As long as you don't click on the "penis enlargement pills" ad or the "CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON A PRIZE" banner, you're pretty much safe :)

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37. havz0r 3 years ago on video The Past, present and future of the World

#10, funny fact: scientists invented and built the computer you are posting stupid messages from.

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38. havz0r 3 years ago on video Near train misses

I believe SAL is right.

JOEY

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39. havz0r 3 years ago on video Imminent faceplant

The description makes the actual video four times as funny.

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41. Comment rated too low. Show this comment havz0r 3 years ago on video The iToilet

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH AHHAH HAH HAH HAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
easily the funniest thing i've seen lately

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42. havz0r 3 years ago on video Good morning!

In Romania it's cucurusugipula

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43. havz0r 3 years ago on video Police overreaction

omg, i sincerely hope those cops get what they deserve.

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44. Comment rated too low. Show this comment havz0r 3 years ago on video Twins

boring and banal. why post this ?

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45. havz0r 3 years ago on video Eating the world's hottest pepper

Should I rate stupidity with thumbs up, or thumbs down ?

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46. havz0r 3 years ago on video Strange fish with legs

poor guy is too fat to swim efficiently :P

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47. havz0r 3 years ago on video Begging cat

#1 food.

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48. havz0r 3 years ago on video Man falls from tower, but never hits the ground

boring, and not even well-animated.

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49. Comment rated too low. Show this comment havz0r 3 years ago on video Girl wants a car... real bad

If he can't even buy you a Buick, you should run him over! He's not worth it. That's how logic works.

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50. havz0r 3 years ago on video Petter Solberg owned

#3 makes the video twice as funny.

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51. havz0r 3 years ago on video Best goal celebrations

last one killed the pepsi :(

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52. havz0r 3 years ago on video Pro poker player cuts fruit with cards

Say hello to useless talent #34

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53. havz0r 3 years ago on video Cat wanders in during live weather forecast

good job, #9. First you fail to notice the irony, then you rapes the german language.

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54. havz0r 3 years ago on video Tiddy Bear infomercial

You all want to be tiddy-bears couse the infomercial featured nice women. would you be comfortable to titty-hug a 60 year-old 300 pound greasy truck driver? He can get irritations from the seatbelt too, you know...

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55. Comment rated too low. Show this comment havz0r 3 years ago on video Figure skating fail

agree with #(removed comment). Why embrace banality when it started with finely-selected videos? Oh yeah, so #4 would feel at home.

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56. havz0r 3 years ago on video The Sling Shot Man

what's that isolated frame with an ugly dog at the end ?

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57. havz0r 3 years ago on video Pen trick fail

That's why there are so few freestyle-pen-trickers out there...

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58. havz0r 3 years ago on video PC vs MAC

DOS robot would chop their heads off with a crowbar, no questions asked.

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59. havz0r 3 years ago on video World's WORST movie chase scene...EVER!!!

Indian movies are still worse.

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60. Comment rated too low. Show this comment havz0r 3 years ago on video Van Gogh CS map

Who is Van Gogh? He's some star CS player or whaT ?

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61. havz0r 3 years ago on video New Apple Macbook Wheel

heh, everything is a few hundred clicks away. couldn't be simpler.

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62. havz0r 3 years ago on video Drifting kid

now that's what i call a 5-second-waster.

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63. havz0r 3 years ago on video Compilation of awesome tricks

#6 you are blind. a triple backflip done without outside help is up there right next to impossible.

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64. havz0r 3 years ago on video The truth about airline talk

These minutes are golden.