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1. korahn 120 days ago on video Helix Fries

They have these at the local Farmer's Market here in Fredericton. Although they don't use the same machine to cut the potato. They also have one where it's basically this but with a hot dog through the middle. I suggested adding bacon, but they haven't done it yet.

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2. korahn 275 days ago on video Meth-Amorphosis

Hello. Is it Meth you're looking for?

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3. korahn 2 years ago on video The wittiest X-factor audition ever

Sounds like it could've been a Barenaked Ladies tune.

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4. korahn 2 years ago on video Irresponsible...

#3 - Maybe it was because he could attack someone with the bullets?

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5. korahn 2 years ago on video Window Cleaning Skill Compilation

And yet not a single one in this vid is female. Great, now the wife is gonna get ME to wash ours.

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6. korahn 2 years ago on video How To Catch A Razor Clam

All hail Cthulu!

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7. korahn 2 years ago on video Your Best Defense Against Hangovers

Bloody Mary in the morning :)

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8. korahn 2 years ago on video The Microwave experiment

I've done the CD before, laying it down on the tray though. It was pretty funky to watch. Microwave was still ok too.

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9. korahn 2 years ago on video Angry Sink Uncensored Triple Prank!!

Clain it oop! Definitely amusing

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10. korahn 3 years ago on video Teen Hunger Force present cinema's dont's

The band that performs the song is Mastodon. The funny thing is, since it never came to my theatre and I didn't want to wait for the DVD, I downloaded the movie after seeing this clip when it first came out.

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11. korahn 3 years ago on video IT'S SHOWTIME!

Pretty sure the Grinch says "Chow Time" not "Showtime"

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12. korahn 3 years ago on video Wrong Number

#16 Because back then it was considered taboo to show people sleeping in the same bed on TV. Hell, Brady Bunch didn't even have a toilet and Lucy (of I love Lucy) could not be referred to as "pregnant" on the show.

The shows on nowadays have really come a long way in what can be shown/said on television.

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13. korahn 3 years ago on video Star Wars Gangster Rap

I still prefer the first one -

"It's not he East or the West Side"
"No, it's not"
"It's not the North or the South Side"
"No it's not"
"It's the Dark Side"

In front of the Empire, to all you Vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up.

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14. korahn 4 years ago on video Geek and Gamer Girls Song

Lyrics - great, music - still sucks, voices - mediocre, Seth green, Felicia Day, Stan Lee - Total Win

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15. korahn 4 years ago on video Another Kind of Playground for Kids

Does the camera operator have Parkinson's?

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16. korahn 4 years ago on video Tiger Body Art

I saw the image on mollusions a while back. Didn't realize the eyes were people too.

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17. korahn 4 years ago on video will it blend

I'd like to do this for every iphone 4. As a call center rep for a cell phone provider all i hear is, "I want an iphone 4." No, dammit, we are out of stock and the stores get them all. "But they are out of stock too" well wait. We only got it on Jul 30. (Canada - Fido in case you're wondering)

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18. korahn 4 years ago on video Skit Show

I gotta have more cowbell... wrong sketch

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19. korahn 4 years ago on video Vampires Suck

Why do they keep giving these morons more money to make these movies? At least it will be better than Twilight... which is still pretty sad.

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20. korahn 4 years ago on video Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

Could have at least used the AVGN review of Moonwalker instead of just some game footage. Or maybe even a little montage of the movie (heh, reviewed by The Nostalgia Critic)

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21. korahn 4 years ago on video You Can't Trust Science!

The video didn't set out to disprove religion, it was meant to validate science against the religious fanatic naysayers. Sure it pokes fun at religion in doing so, but that's just because they make it so easy for the rest of us.

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22. korahn 4 years ago on video Retired making pranks

I'm going to enjoy being an old man.... :(|)

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23. korahn 4 years ago on video milk explosion

#6 - it's ok, no need to cry over it.

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24. korahn 4 years ago on video High five etiquette.

Lol, "The Fresh Prince" - old school.

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25. korahn 4 years ago on video Ultimate Protection Cat

Some people have the cameras just in case. It's not always about not trusting people, it's more about paranoia. Still better to be cautious than sorry.

We don't have any cameras in our home, btw. Nor would we ever, but we're Canadians and therefore too trusting of people, lol.

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26. korahn 4 years ago on video Mom Meltdown

What I want to know is why, if these guys made an energy drink, is he still living with his parents?

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27. korahn 4 years ago on video Sonic and Mario's Awkward Reunion

#6 "Just" added? The trailer's been out for a month or two at least. It's a shame that so many people are calling blasphemy on it - it looks just as decent as the original 3.

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28. korahn 4 years ago on video Cop Bends

While I enjoy the stand-up Just for Laughs, as soon as Just for Laughs Gags comes on, I change the channel or turn the TV off. Rarely do I ever find their "gags" funny.

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29. korahn 4 years ago on video Instant HOT ICE

#11 ahh, I see. Now I know

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30. korahn 4 years ago on video Instant HOT ICE

So, if it solidifies when "sculpting," why doesn't it solidify when you pour it into a container?

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31. korahn 4 years ago on video Crazy Japanese gameshow

Things like this just continue to prove my point to all the otaku out there: Just because it's from Japan, it is NOT automatically great.

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32. korahn 4 years ago on video Milkman vs. Mailman

Can you even get milk delivered anymore?

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33. korahn 4 years ago on video Cops beating innocent student, then attemt a cover up

Let's not forget the man who was tazed to death in BC by the RCMP for not being able to speak English. The RCMP claimed he started lashing out, throwing computers around and hitting them, when the video showed nothing of the sorts.

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34. korahn 4 years ago on video Dogs vs police car

Om nom nom nom.

One more reason why bumpers should still be steel instead of fiberglass or plastic.

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35. korahn 4 years ago on video Fail Compilation

Some were pretty funny, some I just felt sorry for, a few seemed near-lethal.

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36. korahn 4 years ago on video Drum Machine

Reminds me of my old Casio keyboard when i was 9

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37. korahn 4 years ago on video Starcraft 2 Beta Shit

All these comments saying she's "sooo hot." Meh, she's OK, but nothing special. Face is average, neck is too long. arms are twigs. not much in the chest department. Annoying voice.

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38. korahn 4 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing

#18 Many videos uploaded are superior to this, yet don't get approved. Methinks the mods were high. The vid I had uploaded last month was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzOE1V1qp4w in honor of the original Xbox Live shutting down.

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39. korahn 4 years ago on video Logorama

WoW! Just a couple things -
Hot Wheels Ferris wheel? weeeeee!
Slurm at KFC? Awesome!

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40. korahn 4 years ago on video Nintendo sixty-fooooour

Classic internet vid. I love the reaction of kids on Christmas morning. I have two myself and this was pretty much the reaction of my daughter when she opened her present and saw a DS last year.

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41. korahn 4 years ago on video Paypal - The new iPhone app

Sure, paypal itself is great, but this is just weird. Plus, don't expect Amazon or Microsoft to ever fist bump you since they don't accept paypal.

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42. korahn 4 years ago on video Bikini bandits

#5 I'm guessing they don't have a law against women being topless. It's pretty much just the prude countries that frown on visible boobs.

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43. korahn 4 years ago on video I'm cute, I'm cute, I'm hurt

#17 Einstein is the name of Dr Emmett Brown's dog (from Back to the Future)

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44. Comment rated too low. Show this comment korahn 4 years ago on video The Thuggie

It was funny until the "celebrity" endorsement.

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45. korahn 4 years ago on video Accident at Pink tv

That's one way to bring the house down

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46. korahn 4 years ago on video The frustrated trumpet player

And then Charlie Brown appears, "Yes, Ma'am."

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47. korahn 4 years ago on video Disappointed cat

"gonna get it, gonna get it, gonna get it, gonna get it, gonna get it, damn."

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48. korahn 4 years ago on video Vacuums

I think I saw this kid on TV a while back where he named 10 random vacuums by only the sound.

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49. korahn 4 years ago on video Duck and Dog

it looked like the duck was trying to eat the dog.

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50. korahn 4 years ago on video The Completere History of Jack Schitt

My grandfather had a wooden plaque with this whole thing on it many years ago. The narrator could have had better timing and used better animation for mouth movements.

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51. korahn 4 years ago on video Musical Tesla Coils

Nikola Tesla gave us the greatest invention ever! He must be dancing in his grave.

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52. korahn 4 years ago on video Mad Brits

pretty cool. If you close your eyes, you can really imagine some Wild West shenanigans.

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53. korahn 4 years ago on video Curious

he should be glad that it wasn't a glory hole

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54. korahn 4 years ago on video The Taste-Test Whistleblower

This must be one of the entries for the new Doritos flavour contest. Not bad. Don't think it'll go viral, but still pretty cool.

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55. korahn 4 years ago on video Professor tackles student

I think this is the same teacher from a couple previous vids. I'm thinking it's a class project to make videos viral.

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56. korahn 4 years ago on video Who killed the cat?

Easy proof: A Gay man would never kill a cat. case closed

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57. korahn 4 years ago on video Can you spot the dirtbag?

Cats will at least cover their crap. This guy didn't even have that decency.

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58. korahn 4 years ago on video Pizza Guy Pranks

A couple of those were pretty good. Deliver, take away. lol. I wonder if I could get away with that here.

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59. korahn 4 years ago on video Public-access TV Host Bombarded With Prank Calls

#11 I don't think that was his plan. I mean, there wasn't much online in 1990.

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60. korahn 4 years ago on video Porn Buddies!

My wife is my porn buddy and vice-versa.

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61. korahn 4 years ago on video Antiques TV - blanket

When the host guy said he "stopped breathing" I thought he was going to say "this is one of the blankets laced with smallpox"

This is better.

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62. korahn 4 years ago on video Gymnastics fail

At least she landed on her feet. Too bad there wasn't enough room between the bed and the TV.

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63. korahn 4 years ago on video Angry man is going to KILL Burger King

I wonder if he can now sue the BK because of slipping on the floor.

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64. korahn 4 years ago on video Hot dog

#6 The "ketchup" pun has been around MUCH longer than Happy Feet.

It was also in Pulp Fiction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4WApzEienE) but even longer before that.

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65. korahn 4 years ago on video Christmas tree thief

What's going on behind the door? Isn't it obvious? The man made the would-be thief the angel atop the tree :)

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66. korahn 4 years ago on video Extreme christian view of Pokemon

This is a man, who believes in an all-powerful being who controls everything and his son who was born by a human and can walk on water and resurrect, yet he thinks children can't separate fantasy from reality.

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67. korahn 4 years ago on video Epic Trailer

Hollywood really has run out of ideas. This is a sequel of a spin-off of a remake based on a book from the 60's.

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68. korahn 4 years ago on video Beyonce - Single Ladies Parody

#15 yeah, it's distracting, but that's because of the prompters. It used to be that on SNL the actors actually had to memorize and rehearse. Not so much anymore. I mean there are still a couple of the people who try and just use the prompters when necessary, but those days are going fast.

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69. korahn 4 years ago on video Cat Fight

It's like Rock'em Sock'em cats

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70. korahn 4 years ago on video Marriage Proposal FAIL

I think it was more like, "Face it, baby, it's either me or nobody"

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71. korahn 4 years ago on video SNL Digital Short - Firelight

Either way, STILL better than Twilight

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72. korahn 4 years ago on video Drive Thru Freestyle

Woulda been extra hilarious if the order taker freestyled back.

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73. korahn 4 years ago on video I Am Canadian!

Proud to be Canadian. We're awfully nice to strangers; our manners be our curse.

It's cool in many ways to be Canadian. We won't say that we're better. It's just that we're less worse.

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74. korahn 4 years ago on video Internet Helpdesk

They actually had a full skit with pretty much the same dialogue. This guy is from the comedy group "Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie" who also performed the songs "The Toronto Song" and "The War of 1812"

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75. korahn 5 years ago on video Feed The World

#5 and #7, no no no, you're both wrong. It's "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer for life."

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76. korahn 5 years ago on video Red Green Show

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Ahh, Red Green, A Canadian Treasure.

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77. korahn 5 years ago on video Perpetual Motion

Pure fuckin' hilarity AND genius!

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78. Comment rated too low. Show this comment korahn 5 years ago on video Quadruplet babies laughing

Holy hell, that's more terrifying than cheerful. It's like "Children of the Corn: The Prequel"

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79. korahn 5 years ago on video Laziness is the mother of invention

I'd like to get one, but modify it so that each arm has a lever to control its corresponding track below. That way, you can make perfect 360 turns as well.

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80. korahn 5 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues

#4 Yeah, I noticed that too. Oh not to mention the whole thing can be "blamed" on his mother.

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81. korahn 5 years ago on video Awesome Post-it stop motion

Very well done. And uber-kudos to everyone who handled a post-it note in the making of the video

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82. korahn 5 years ago on video How catnip gets cats high

And yet the law forbids us from using drugs to get the same effect as these cats do. So THIS is what separates man from animal - legal weed.

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83. korahn 5 years ago on video Take On Me (literal version)

This is the first literal version I saw, and I loved it.

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84. korahn 5 years ago on video Cat loves water

Can... can I say it before anyone else does?

That's some wet pussy right there. :P