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2. korahn commented 15 years ago on video I Am Canadian!
Proud to be Canadian. We're awfully nice to strangers; our manners be our curse.
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian. We won't say that we're better. It's just that we're less worse.
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian. We won't say that we're better. It's just that we're less worse.
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3. korahn commented 14 years ago on video SNL Digital Short - Firelight
Either way, STILL better than Twilight
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4. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Ultimate Protection Cat
Some people have the cameras just in case. It's not always about not trusting people, it's more about paranoia. Still better to be cautious than sorry.
We don't have any cameras in our home, btw. Nor would we ever, but we're Canadians and therefore too trusting of people, lol.
We don't have any cameras in our home, btw. Nor would we ever, but we're Canadians and therefore too trusting of people, lol.
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5. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Angry man is going to KILL Burger King
I wonder if he can now sue the BK because of slipping on the floor.
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6. korahn commented 15 years ago on video Cat loves water
Can... can I say it before anyone else does?
That's some wet pussy right there.
That's some wet pussy right there.
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7. korahn commented 14 years ago on video I'm cute, I'm cute, I'm hurt
#17 Einstein is the name of Dr Emmett Brown's dog (from Back to the Future)
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9. korahn commented 11 years ago on video Meth-Amorphosis
Hello. Is it Meth you're looking for?
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10. korahn commented 15 years ago on video Red Green Show
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Ahh, Red Green, A Canadian Treasure.
Ahh, Red Green, A Canadian Treasure.
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12. korahn commented 12 years ago on video Irresponsible...
#3 - Maybe it was because he could attack someone with the bullets?
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13. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Marriage Proposal FAIL
I think it was more like, "Face it, baby, it's either me or nobody"
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14. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Epic Trailer
Hollywood really has run out of ideas. This is a sequel of a spin-off of a remake based on a book from the 60's.
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15. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Christmas tree thief
What's going on behind the door? Isn't it obvious? The man made the would-be thief the angel atop the tree
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16. korahn commented 14 years ago on video milk explosion
#6 - it's ok, no need to cry over it.
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17. korahn commented 14 years ago on video High five etiquette.
Lol, "The Fresh Prince" - old school.
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18. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Duck and Dog
it looked like the duck was trying to eat the dog.
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19. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Dogs vs police car
Om nom nom nom.
One more reason why bumpers should still be steel instead of fiberglass or plastic.
One more reason why bumpers should still be steel instead of fiberglass or plastic.
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20. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Instant HOT ICE
So, if it solidifies when "sculpting," why doesn't it solidify when you pour it into a container?
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21. korahn commented 15 years ago on video Laziness is the mother of invention
I'd like to get one, but modify it so that each arm has a lever to control its corresponding track below. That way, you can make perfect 360 turns as well.
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23. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Mom Meltdown
What I want to know is why, if these guys made an energy drink, is he still living with his parents?
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24. korahn commented 12 years ago on video Window Cleaning Skill Compilation
And yet not a single one in this vid is female. Great, now the wife is gonna get ME to wash ours.
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25. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Can you spot the dirtbag?
Cats will at least cover their crap. This guy didn't even have that decency.
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26. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Who killed the cat?
Easy proof: A Gay man would never kill a cat. case closed
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27. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Bikini bandits
#5 I'm guessing they don't have a law against women being topless. It's pretty much just the prude countries that frown on visible boobs.
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28. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Drum Machine
Reminds me of my old Casio keyboard when i was 9
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29. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Cops beating innocent student, then attemt a cover up
Let's not forget the man who was tazed to death in BC by the RCMP for not being able to speak English. The RCMP claimed he started lashing out, throwing computers around and hitting them, when the video showed nothing of the sorts.
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30. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Retired making pranks
I'm going to enjoy being an old man....
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31. korahn commented 9 years ago on video Pointing a laser at aircraft can put you in prison
I recall seeing something like this on CSI or something like that. Basically, the pilot got blinded by some guy with a laser pointer who was tired of the noise the planes made flying over his home and almost ended up crashing the plane.
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32. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Porn Buddies!
My wife is my porn buddy and vice-versa.
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33. korahn commented 14 years ago on video The Completere History of Jack Schitt
My grandfather had a wooden plaque with this whole thing on it many years ago. The narrator could have had better timing and used better animation for mouth movements.
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34. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Disappointed cat
"gonna get it, gonna get it, gonna get it, gonna get it, gonna get it, damn."
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36. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Starcraft 2 Beta Shit
All these comments saying she's "sooo hot." Meh, she's OK, but nothing special. Face is average, neck is too long. arms are twigs. not much in the chest department. Annoying voice.
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37. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Instant HOT ICE
#11 ahh, I see. Now I know
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38. korahn commented 13 years ago on video Star Wars Gangster Rap
I still prefer the first one -
"It's not he East or the West Side"
"No, it's not"
"It's not the North or the South Side"
"No it's not"
"It's the Dark Side"
In front of the Empire, to all you Vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up.
"It's not he East or the West Side"
"No, it's not"
"It's not the North or the South Side"
"No it's not"
"It's the Dark Side"
In front of the Empire, to all you Vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up.
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39. korahn commented 13 years ago on video Wrong Number
#16 Because back then it was considered taboo to show people sleeping in the same bed on TV. Hell, Brady Bunch didn't even have a toilet and Lucy (of I love Lucy) could not be referred to as "pregnant" on the show.
The shows on nowadays have really come a long way in what can be shown/said on television.
The shows on nowadays have really come a long way in what can be shown/said on television.
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40. korahn commented 12 years ago on video How To Catch A Razor Clam
All hail Cthulu!
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41. korahn commented 9 years ago on video It's not a toy...
Tried to watch. stops at 15 seconds no matter what browser I use. Oh well.
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42. korahn commented 15 years ago on video Perpetual Motion
Pure fuckin' hilarity AND genius!
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43. korahn commented 15 years ago on video Feed The World
#5 and #7, no no no, you're both wrong. It's "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer for life."
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44. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Extreme christian view of Pokemon
This is a man, who believes in an all-powerful being who controls everything and his son who was born by a human and can walk on water and resurrect, yet he thinks children can't separate fantasy from reality.
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45. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Gymnastics fail
At least she landed on her feet. Too bad there wasn't enough room between the bed and the TV.
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46. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Public-access TV Host Bombarded With Prank Calls
#11 I don't think that was his plan. I mean, there wasn't much online in 1990.
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47. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Professor tackles student
I think this is the same teacher from a couple previous vids. I'm thinking it's a class project to make videos viral.
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48. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Accident at Pink tv
That's one way to bring the house down
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49. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Fail Compilation
Some were pretty funny, some I just felt sorry for, a few seemed near-lethal.
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50. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Milkman vs. Mailman
Can you even get milk delivered anymore?
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51. korahn commented 12 years ago on video The Microwave experiment
I've done the CD before, laying it down on the tray though. It was pretty funky to watch. Microwave was still ok too.
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52. korahn commented 15 years ago on video Take On Me (literal version)
This is the first literal version I saw, and I loved it.
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53. korahn commented 15 years ago on video How catnip gets cats high
And yet the law forbids us from using drugs to get the same effect as these cats do. So THIS is what separates man from animal - legal weed.
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54. korahn commented 15 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues
#4 Yeah, I noticed that too. Oh not to mention the whole thing can be "blamed" on his mother.
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55. korahn commented 15 years ago on video Drive Thru Freestyle
Woulda been extra hilarious if the order taker freestyled back.
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57. korahn commented 14 years ago on video The Taste-Test Whistleblower
This must be one of the entries for the new Doritos flavour contest. Not bad. Don't think it'll go viral, but still pretty cool.
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58. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Sonic and Mario's Awkward Reunion
#6 "Just" added? The trailer's been out for a month or two at least. It's a shame that so many people are calling blasphemy on it - it looks just as decent as the original 3.
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59. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Vampires Suck
Why do they keep giving these morons more money to make these movies? At least it will be better than Twilight... which is still pretty sad.
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60. korahn commented 14 years ago on video will it blend
I'd like to do this for every iphone 4. As a call center rep for a cell phone provider all i hear is, "I want an iphone 4." No, dammit, we are out of stock and the stores get them all. "But they are out of stock too" well wait. We only got it on Jul 30. (Canada - Fido in case you're wondering)
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61. korahn commented 13 years ago on video IT'S SHOWTIME!
Pretty sure the Grinch says "Chow Time" not "Showtime"
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62. korahn commented 13 years ago on video Teen Hunger Force present cinema's dont's
The band that performs the song is Mastodon. The funny thing is, since it never came to my theatre and I didn't want to wait for the DVD, I downloaded the movie after seeing this clip when it first came out.
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63. korahn commented 12 years ago on video Angry Sink Uncensored Triple Prank!!
Clain it oop! Definitely amusing
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64. korahn commented 12 years ago on video Your Best Defense Against Hangovers
Bloody Mary in the morning
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65. korahn commented 12 years ago on video The wittiest X-factor audition ever
Sounds like it could've been a Barenaked Ladies tune.
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66. korahn commented 15 years ago on video Awesome Post-it stop motion
Very well done. And uber-kudos to everyone who handled a post-it note in the making of the video
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67. korahn commented 15 years ago on video Internet Helpdesk
They actually had a full skit with pretty much the same dialogue. This guy is from the comedy group "Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie" who also performed the songs "The Toronto Song" and "The War of 1812"
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68. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Hot dog
#6 The "ketchup" pun has been around MUCH longer than Happy Feet.
It was also in Pulp Fiction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4WApzEienE) but even longer before that.
It was also in Pulp Fiction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4WApzEienE) but even longer before that.
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69. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Antiques TV - blanket
When the host guy said he "stopped breathing" I thought he was going to say "this is one of the blankets laced with smallpox"
This is better.
This is better.
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70. korahn commented 14 years ago on video The frustrated trumpet player
And then Charlie Brown appears, "Yes, Ma'am."
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71. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Nintendo sixty-fooooour
Classic internet vid. I love the reaction of kids on Christmas morning. I have two myself and this was pretty much the reaction of my daughter when she opened her present and saw a DS last year.
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72. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Crazy Japanese gameshow
Things like this just continue to prove my point to all the otaku out there: Just because it's from Japan, it is NOT automatically great.
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73. korahn commented 14 years ago on video You Can't Trust Science!
The video didn't set out to disprove religion, it was meant to validate science against the religious fanatic naysayers. Sure it pokes fun at religion in doing so, but that's just because they make it so easy for the rest of us.
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74. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
Could have at least used the AVGN review of Moonwalker instead of just some game footage. Or maybe even a little montage of the movie (heh, reviewed by The Nostalgia Critic)
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75. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Tiger Body Art
I saw the image on mollusions a while back. Didn't realize the eyes were people too.
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76. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Another Kind of Playground for Kids
Does the camera operator have Parkinson's?
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77. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Geek and Gamer Girls Song
Lyrics - great, music - still sucks, voices - mediocre, Seth green, Felicia Day, Stan Lee - Total Win
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78. korahn commented 10 years ago on video Helix Fries
They have these at the local Farmer's Market here in Fredericton. Although they don't use the same machine to cut the potato. They also have one where it's basically this but with a hot dog through the middle. I suggested adding bacon, but they haven't done it yet.
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79. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Pizza Guy Pranks
A couple of those were pretty good. Deliver, take away. lol. I wonder if I could get away with that here.
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80. korahn commented 14 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing
#18 Many videos uploaded are superior to this, yet don't get approved. Methinks the mods were high. The vid I had uploaded last month was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzOE1V1qp4w in honor of the original Xbox Live shutting down.
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81. korahn commented 9 years ago on video Scamming the Elderly Online
Is it wrong that the comment #7 was kinda hot?
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82. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Beyonce - Single Ladies Parody
#15 yeah, it's distracting, but that's because of the prompters. It used to be that on SNL the actors actually had to memorize and rehearse. Not so much anymore. I mean there are still a couple of the people who try and just use the prompters when necessary, but those days are going fast.
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83. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Paypal - The new iPhone app
Sure, paypal itself is great, but this is just weird. Plus, don't expect Amazon or Microsoft to ever fist bump you since they don't accept paypal.
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86. korahn commented 9 years ago on video Old Crazy Man Just Want To Carry His Pipe
One guy driving with a pipe through the windows. The other filming (on, I assume, his phone) while driving. Yeah, neither driver has a fully functioning brain it seems.
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87. korahn commented 15 years ago on video Quadruplet babies laughing
Holy hell, that's more terrifying than cheerful. It's like "Children of the Corn: The Prequel"
+43 1. korahn commented 14 years ago on video Musical Tesla Coils