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+4 1. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Man gives wild lions foot massages.

It's like the fable. If he gets chucked in with that lion in a coliseum, they'll have each others backs and maybe take out a couple of gladiators. ;)
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0 2. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Adidas StarWars

I love the Mos Isley Cantina, but exactly how is another Star Wars parody "celebrating originality?" Star Wars ROCKS, but Nike enslaves.
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+3 3. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Kaka vs Drogba - PEPSI Commercial

Just what we need...another lame commercial. :|
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+7 4. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video What real friendship means.

#10 That was a pet chimp that was living with a crazy woman who was trying to make it live as a human. Wild animals aren't pets. It's sad that the gorilla had to go through the sorrow of separation again, though. :(
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-1 5. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video TomTom Recording Studio: Yoda

The Darth Vader one is funnier. :|
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+26 6. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Train HOOOOOOOORN

That's what I call an epic blow-job!
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+2 7. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Giant water balloon bursting in super slow motion.

0:47 His face goes from smiling to looking like he just stepped in feces. :O
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+1 8. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Grocery Store Wars

I like organic gardening--buying organic is expensive and unless you know a lot about the farmer, might not be org anyhow. But, after over 5 minutes of crappy puns, stupid looking vegetable puppets and sappy messages, I wanna dump a can of rat poison on my tomato plants.
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+4 9. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Typewriter Orchestra

I love this! It was written a year before I was born. There's actual sheet music for it with the typewriter part written in as percussion.
http://www.sheetmusicplus.com/title/The-Typewriter/7642431
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+2 10. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Boston terrier vs. kitty

What's with all the anti-cuteness BS? Are you anti-cutes afraid you'll develop diabetes? Was it that grueling to watch a whole minute and nineteen seconds of a cute puppy playing with a friendly cat? Man up and move on...sheesh.
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+11 11. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The Growing Box

Great prank and super funny, so why the laugh track? I'd rather hear what these frustrated guys say. :P
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+1 12. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The Candle Cannon

Why not just go right to 180 feet after the joke on the ladies? Advancing by increments of 20 ft was just a waste of time...it made the vid drag. The air cannon is still freakin' awesome, tho!
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+2 13. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video ultimate wheelchair

#(removed comment) It's on the highway going very fast. A baby duck could take out a family. One bad swerve to avoid it and a pile-up could happen. Watch the Pepsi truck vid. One puny car caused multiple accidents. What if that guy cuts off a puny car? I thought old farts were supposed to be wise. :|
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+3 14. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video ultimate wheelchair

#11 Paraplegics have motorcycles to ride: three-wheelers and bikes with sidecars. He doesn't have a roll-bar, lights or even a helmet. No matter how careful he is, he's gonna be nailed if he hits anything head-on, which I'd bet the farm he will, if he keeps driving on highways. I hope he doesn't. Most motorcycle accidents happen because a car doesn't know they're around them. He doesn't even have the advantage of being at any driver's eye level. If he keeps it up, he's toast.
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+31 15. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video ultimate wheelchair

If he can drive that thing, he can drive a specialized car and be safe. Right now, he's just waiting for a Darwin award.
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+5 16. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Man has marble addiction

Didn't anyone consider that might be his sister or even daughter and his wife may have left him years ago, out of grief. Or that he wears a wedding ring because he wants people to think he's married, when he's not?
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+7 17. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Super Baozi vs Sushi man

Those sushi men might have beaten him if they all threw their salmon eggs at him all at once, then jumped him. Of course, I've gotta be insane to try to plot strategies for completely fictitious characters of someone else's creation. But, don't we all do that?
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+5 18. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Great goals with teamwork

Football players don't need to use their hands...the ladies are more than happy to help.
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+86 19. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Pepsi Truck Crash on Dallas Tollway

Now, if only a Mentos truck would crash into that! :P
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+6 20. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Foot 2010 - Put it where you want it (Rémi GAILLARD)

Great banana kick at 08:21 It's a bit off subject, but I just noticed how the French shopping cart has swivels on all 4 wheels--much better than on only the front 2, as in the USA. Like health care, shorter work week, healthier food and countless other concepts, I see why some of my friends (I'm American) say they like living in France, better than here. #15: spell-check can make you look much more literate...I'm just sayin'...;)
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+4 21. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The Most Amazing Invention

#5 and #10: Producing radio waves of that frequency doesn't take a lot of electricity. That "little orange flame" burns at an amazing 1500 degrees C. While the temperature of flame from burning petrol is 471°-560°C. So, it's far more efficient. I hope someone else is developing this technology in secret. I'm sure the greedy oil execs are paying big money to keep it hidden. Imagine if we could find a frequency that will broadcast radio shows and burn salt water. At least there's hope.
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+10 22. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video A volley of volleys from Lampard and Shilton

Oi oi oi! Come 'ere n call it fake, mate!
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+7 23. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video A volley of volleys from Lampard and Shilton

I love how he knocks the last one into the trees. That'll keep that kid busy for a bit. Great skills! #3 not fake. and not hard for a professional ball player--even a nominal one.
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+8 24. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Baby Gets Rick Rolled

Isn't Rick-rolling a baby a heinous form of child abuse?
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+10 25. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Crowd goes airborn

People go to those things hoping to see a crash. Careful what you wish for!
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+8 26. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Lego printer

@ #10 You and 20 other people.
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+3 27. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Brand new bike, brand new fail!

Let's hope he gets some "brand new" motorcycle safety lessons.
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-2 28. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The Balancing Robot

This is really really amazing. But, can a team of them take the World Cup? My gut tells me..."maybe." :|
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+3 29. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Real life version of Minority Report's user interface.

Be afraid...be very, very afraid.
;)
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+3 30. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Aggressive maneuvers for autonomous quadrotor flight.

I wanna know if it can pull itself off of the Velcro.
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+1 31. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video 3D sidewalk drawings

Remarkable!
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+5 32. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video LSD tested on British army

I have no previous knowledge of this test; but, having followed the Grateful Dead around for a couple of decades and having done my share of "partaking," I can tell the tests were real by just looking at those guys. One time my friend and I were up on his roof, staring at a wet peach pit in the sunshine for around twenty minutes--we were in awe of it. Climbing a tree to feed the birds would be par for the course. LOL :D
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-5 33. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Spanish bullfighter gored

I think what happened to that matador should happen to everyone who supports the "sport" after having seen what really happens in it. I also like how that chump looked like a fish with a sick through it's gill.
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+6 34. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Perception

How do you treat a handicapped person?...like a person.
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+11 35. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Enjoy Your Flight

#6 Tickets are free. Departing passes are $2994.33
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+20 36. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Parachute Hang Up

f that happened to me, I'd probably have had to change my pants, afterward. :P It would be WAY better with sound...at least on the ground.
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+4 37. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Television is a drug.

Ha! I have the almighty TiVo! Bite ME! I only look at YOU when I want to, and I skip through all the bullshit. Fillet of television. Mmmm--satisfying. :P
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+5 38. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Goldfish Live In Deep Fat Fryer

Those fish were prolly belly-up the next morning. :(
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+6 39. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Track Star Destroys Unsuspecting Woman

Hey lady--didn't your mommy teach you to look both ways, when crossing?!
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+2 40. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Roger Linn Design: New musical instrument prototype.

#(removed comment) it's a bit different from a synthesizer. I don't think it's as versatile. But a synthesizer can't make the theremin noise 02:00. It looks a lot easier to play than a theremin, so I like it just for that, alone.

If anyone doesn't know, this is a theremin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0B1sipLBI&feature=related
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-1 41. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Transformer Owl

#17 He's an owl, genius. :P
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+4 42. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video reaction.....super

Cosmic debris
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-7 43. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Street Bike Stunts ( MUST SEE )

I tried this once, but it made me die.
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+6 44. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Winner Ad at the Cannes Festival

Bittersweet.
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0 45. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Java 4-Ever

#8 the best part about this trailer is that hot girlfriend with the great legs.
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+39 46. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Russell Peters

I want a !xo in my name, just to mess with people's heads. :P

#(removed comment) This video is funny enough to be be posted 3 times in a year. It's the first time I've seen it, Mr. Click-nbox ;)
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+18 47. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Cold lava :D

I wanna dump 3,000 liters of daiquiri mix on that snow cone. :D
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+4 48. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Hacked Road Signs

That reporter is totally HOT! :P
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+4 49. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Chatroulette Endmost Piano Ode To Merton

I wonder if any people in the audience are jerks who spank their monkeys on chat roulette? If they do, they should stop. :(|)
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+32 51. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Quick thinking adult saves playing kid from fall.

I love this one! That baby prolly had the time of his life and wants to do that again.
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+2 52. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Little Dog robot

#3 I submitted this clip AFTER I submitted Big Dog, but Big didn't make it on. Go figure.
#20 It's actual speed. It looks sped up because it moves both quickly and slowly. It looks creepy cuz it is creepy.
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-1 53. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Remarkable space saving furniture.

#2 Think about it...we're talking about a country where George W Bush was actually elected for a 2nd term, after we knew what a fuck-up he was, from his 1st term. A country who starts and fights illegal wars. 50% of us don't know shit about shit. this country is like the bully sitting in the back of a classroom causing trouble, but gets floated though life because he's attractive and a great athlete. Logic and intelligence are looked down on, here.

I don't know about the beds as far as this furniture is concerned, but I can say, 1st hand, that the tables are great. My friend bought one 10 years ago and still uses it every day. He definitely got his money's worth. He just has to make sure he knows where his pets are before he makes it go back to a coffee table. :P

#25 Mechanics in the US all have both metric and standard (outdated) tools.
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+10 54. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Purse Snatchers on a Motorcycle Beaten by Angry Crowd

This would never happen in New York. People would just watch the thief ride away with their glazed-over eyes of urban apathy. Wouldn'ty even yell "stop." :|
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+36 55. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Little Dog robot

Hey everyone...check out my adorable $3,000,000 electric guinea pig!
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+2 56. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video This Clip Is Proof That Birds Are Secretly Composers

This video is proof that any moron with a sheet of music, a scanner and a rudimentary grasp of how to use photoshop can get a bunch of other morons to post some garbage online. :P
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+2 57. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Street Bike Jump

Famous last words: "Hey dudes...check THIS OUT!
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+4 58. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Sucks to be Alex

Oh Alex...DENIED!
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+2 59. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Ghost pig

I want one I can stand in and mess with my friends' heads.
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+11 60. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Statue moving fail

M'eh...few liters of SuperGlue, little bit o' sandpaper...bada-bing, bada-boom, no problem.
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-2 61. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video First flight teething problems

Don't they make giant fans so this won't happen?

@ #11 LMFAOOL!
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0 62. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video How to make thermite

I love how at the end it says it's legal and to "be careful." That's practically saying, "hey kids...try this!" I also love that it's posted less than 2 weeks prior to the fourth of July. :P
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-1 63. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Military Water Bomb

#25 Myth busters do their stunts in controlled environments and not indiscriminately. These guys are just a bunch of assholes. The fish crack shows that they're not only cruel, but--as #(removed comment) points out--they're inconsiderate. In my book, that pretty much means they're stupid jerks. That looks like a good place to catch rock bass, blue gills and northern pike--which are all delicious so they're probably wasting food, too.
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+4 64. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Military Water Bomb

Just like too many Americans, these days, today's soldiers lack compassion. They don't care that they just killed a lake--not just fish. The same type of jerks that shot those dogs and laughed as they suffered, in the middle east. They already blow up enough shit, anyhow. Thumbs down me if you want, but I wish one of those guys would have slipped and fell right after they dropped the bomb. :|
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-5 65. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Amazing driving skill

I'd like to see more risk taking. The driver is completely safe and there's not even a chance at breaking the loader. Do that on a bridge with no guard rails--now THAT would be epic.
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+5 66. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Stone skipping world record

I wish snotr had a slow motion button, so I could count the skips. My best is 12. I've seen someone throw 16. That guy puts us both to shame :|
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+2 67. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Get out of there!

#21 More likely it was more than 1 person working on this. Maybe quite a few more. I love it! Get out of there is the 2nd most used phrase in action movie scripts. The most popularly used?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taZwviU0sy0
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-2 68. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Subaru Outback: Lap 'n' Snack

You're all a bunch of fucking morons. Thumbs down this, assholes. #29 I'm referring to your junior intellect. I know you're a 60 y.o. loser.
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+7 69. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Bmx landing fail

He didn't read the warning...he tried this at home. Natural selection may have worked...prolly sterile, now. :P
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+5 70. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video MythBusters Explosions Montage

Hey kids...try this at home!
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-1 71. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video 10 Craziest Child Preachers

2:34 I dunno, kid...right now something's telling me, "maybe it IS alright."
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-2 72. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Subaru Outback: Lap 'n' Snack

# 24 I'm talking about toxic waste. Chernobyl is still totally fucked and so is three mile Island. That stuf will be around for centuries. I'm talking un-natural disasters here, junior. Their so many chemicals leaching into ground water supplies poisoning drinking water that scientists are convinced that it will have the worst effect of all catastrophes. Man-made poisons will be our downfall and I wish i wasn't right about it.
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+3 73. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Star Wars Trilogy Summed up in 2-Minutes, with LEGO!

Mos Isley Spaceport; you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy (and toys).
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-5 74. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Subaru Outback: Lap 'n' Snack

#21 the earth may do more damage to itself, but that is easily recovers from. Humans do far more irreversible damage, no contest, genius.
Also, my buddy Moe does the voice over for this ad (he's also Toucan Sam, Brain[from Pinky and the Brain], Futurama's Kif Kroker, Morbo, Lrr of Omican Perseai 8, and countless other characters. And Moe is Canadian. Dis the ad if you must, but don't go dissing Maurice LaMarche. :P
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+1 75. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Kitten suckles air

Check out the kitty's eyes, looking around.
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+38 76. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Donald Duck - The Spirit Of '43

I don't trust that duck...doesn't wear pants.
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+12 77. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Sitting down without a chair

I think #3 has it. Check out his butt at 0:27 and 1:19. That, or invisible monkeys or leprechauns are supporting him.
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+2 78. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Evolution of war

What, no Samurai? Gimme a break! Those guys LIVED for war.

#26 Take a chill pill, grow up, get over yourself and don't tell people whether they belong here or not by telling them to shut up or get lost. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If you don't like what they write, click on the thumbs down button.
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+3 79. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Octopus vs Shark

That announcer sounds a lot like the doofuss who narrates the "Worlds most dangerous/deadliest/most outrageous; accidents/police chases/stunts. He's trying to sensationalize the un-sensational. Voice-over FAIL.
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-4 80. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Dumbest tattoos ever

Weird Al Yankovic? I bet that guy gets plenty of tail, eh?
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+1 81. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Amazing LED setup

I'd love to see Felix Cane dance on two poles in there with that great song! Although, all of that great sensory-overload, coupled with gettin' my drunk on would prolly have me laying on the floor twitching with a huge smile on my face. Totally worth it.
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+6 82. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video News reporter fail compilation

The snow plow was epic! But that guy who's afraid of a harmless flying gecko--WUSSY FAIL! 02:23
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+6 83. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video A horse walks into a bar

If those guys were really nice, they'd have given Sarah a big bowl. I don't know if a horse-face, mediocre, aged, child-actress can use a straw. (But, I know she can suck;))
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+8 84. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The Levitron

Great steady hand control! Must've taken some practice.
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+7 85. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Dozey Trainspotter

How about that engineer waiting until he's 3 meters away from the poor guy before he sounds the horn? Nice responsible guy, huh?
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+43 86. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Hail Storm in Oklahoma City

I shudder to think of all the dented up cars with smashed windshields and bruised-up livestock. :'(
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+8 87. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Made by Cows

Lots of things are made by cows. I don't want to put most of them in my mouth. :P
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+9 88. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Snowboarding POV

It's nice to hear an original style of music, instead of the typical techno that's been done to death on this kind of video. Good skills deserve good tunes.
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+7 89. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Texas police secretly deploy spy drones.

SNOTR = Some News Older Than Rocks
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0 90. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Winscape Construction Time Lapse

I think it's a waste of space, time and energy. And the vid was boring, even time lapsed. :(
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+27 91. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video simpsons intro kesha - tik tok

The only reason the Simpsons is still on is that Rupert Murdock (owner of Fox) won't let it go. The show hasn't lived up to it's own standards in years. It used to make me laugh hard, out loud all through an episode. Now, I'm lucky to get one good laugh in an episode. Neil Young said it best: It's better to burn out, than to fade away. This video just proves my point. I don't care if I get neg feedback here. It just had to be said. :|
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+9 92. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Special BMX Back flip.

People are complaining about his landing? The fact that he even landed upright and in one piece blows me away! If most of us tried that we'd be toast. I wanna be him when I grow up. :P
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+5 93. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Mama Bear is trying to shake a baby bear from a tree

What fool would plant such small trees in a bear enclosure? She prolly snapped 'em all after that. Keep her kids on the ground.
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+9 94. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video How not to park your car

Why do they put on the turn signal? 0:22 They think they can turn their way out of that pond? :P
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-3 95. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video A Turing Machine

Turing machine? I'd have called it a boring machine. Put it in a package and mail it back to 1966, where it would be interesting.
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+4 96. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Landslides hit Italy after heavy rain

I'd like to see the end point for all of that moving land.
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0 97. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video San Francisco in 1905

Ah, old Frisko, home of the psychedelic. Let's go to the wharf, get crabs and drop acid...in 63 years.
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+2 98. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Charice Pempengco at Star King

Why would so many people think she's faking? She was blessed. When God does great work, it's REALLY great. Face it, doubters...the kid ROCKS! O:)
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+7 99. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Kitchen headbutt kid!

I've said it before...it's a damn good thing that kids bounce. If I did that, at my age, it would brain me.
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+8 100. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Cool solution to clean up oil disaster

Now oyster mushrooms can eat the oil from the hay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENPkgAEcDoY
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+32 101. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Bicycle rush hour

If more people did that here in the US, there'd be no reason for ridiculous deep water oil drilling.
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+7 102. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video FAIL!

WARNING!: The stunts you have just seen weren't done by professionals; they were done by the tragically inept. Do not attempt these stunts, unless you want to end up in another fail video, looking like one of the fools you have just watched.
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+4 103. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Doggy Beatboxing

#17 dogs don't hold resentments, like cats do. That said, I love my cats as mush as dogs...I just don't get them angry. Those little suckers have claws and access to me while I sleep! ;) :P
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+9 104. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Doggy Beatboxing

#17 and #18, the dog isn't restrained and isn't resisting. Haven't you ever played with your dog and it bites you softly? That's prolly how they found out the dog could do that. For all we know, the dog could get a reward biscuit after doing that, so it actually loves doing it.
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+7 105. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Monkeydog

#8 I know it's from Indonesia--I posted this video. But I got it from a Russian site, years ago, and it had been posted by Russians who went to Indo. The gibbon and the dog are friends with each other. Still, that was a pretty lame comment that I left. Sorry, everybody.
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+18 106. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Darth Vader as a GPS

"You shoulda seen his face when I told him I was his father!
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-1 107. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Monkeydog

Anyone else notice the video's from Russia? Fits in well on snotr. ;)
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+3 108. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Budlight Sleigh

Funny as Hell. But, I don't know anybody who wants cold beer on a sleigh ride in the woods, at night. Also, having smelled ignited flatulence from idiotic humans, I have to believe that the same, coming from a horse, would definitely smell like "barbecue." ;)

That said, it's still one of the funniest commercials bud light has produced! :P
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-1 109. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Retired making pranks

4:27 mouth agape in confusion.
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+6 110. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Airbus A380 Brake Test

#3 I'll explain: You're stupid because you aren't as smart as the average person.
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+5 111. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video milk explosion

I like how she just stands there, laughing after a minute. She has to admit to herself that it was a truly masterful prank and it looks like she does. :D
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+4 112. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Family Guy - Who Wants Chowder

A person could play some mighty mean practical jokes with a bottle of that stuff. It's available in Walgreen's, CVS and the like...hmmm...>:)
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+3 113. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The Orchard Spider

I think one of the moderators just grabbed one hour-long bug episode of "Earth" and cut it up into clips.
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+2 114. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Honda U3-X a Sitting Segway

This'll be great for when I forget how to walk.
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+3 115. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Fail compilation

I think we can all agree that stupid SHOULD hurt. :|
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+3 116. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video iPad Skateboard

01:00 How's your hip? :D
01:13 I just gotta grab a couple nuts. :P
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+8 117. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Drunk Guy Falls Through Fence

Helping a drunk person:

1. Stay with them. (But not in their bed--sometimes they wet it.)

2. Make sure they get home safely. (Once you get them up to the front door, your job is done. Ring the doorbell and run away, fast!)

3. If the person loses consciousness or passes out, it is important to draw on their face with black felt-tip markers before they come to. If they wake up, run away, fast!
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+3 118. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Kill streak of a Darwin's Beetle

Fucked and dumped--u FAIL, bee-atch! :P
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+9 119. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Cute Golf Juggling Girls

#13...never mind a "hole in one"...those girls make me wanna have an "in one hole"...3 times. :P
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+5 120. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Pole Vault Fail

Which is worse--in the nuts or up the ass...wait, forget that...I don't wanna know. :S
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-3 121. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Parliamentary voting in Russia

All the great clips snotr turns down and then they post this BS. Why is snotr so lame, this week? :S
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0 122. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Watch the Space Shuttle Launch from Every Angle

Great...now I have motion sickness. :O
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0 123. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Smartphone domino

Ever since OK Go did this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w
nothing else seems to be able to get me there. OK Go has ruined me, when it comes to Rube Goldberg machines--at least for a while. I might have enjoyed this, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids! :P
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+5 124. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video 10 Million Birds

#8 No, those are-uh very good birds. They come-uh to see they Pope. He's-uh bless-uh-them all!
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+2 125. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Need an upgrade!

If I were her, I'd have asked for some pepper spray and when they said they didn't have it, I'd say, "Right...have some of mine."
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+3 126. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Follow Me Trailer

These guys ROCK! Still, I wouldn't want to be in an urban hospital emergency room the day after the film opens. :P
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+3 127. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Tractor flipover

"Hey, the front wheels keep lifting off the ground, what should I do? Ah! I'll drive up to the steeper part of the hill--maybe that'll get them back on the ground."
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+4 128. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Parking Spot Revenge

:O ;) :P
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+43 129. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Parking Spot Revenge

Then, the dude in the white car squeezes out through the window and urinates all over the convertible's interior.
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+4 130. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The Transparent Car

Of course you all know this wouldn't work, right? Plexiglas and gasoline are a dangerous combination. The car would go up in flames, almost faster than you could get out of it. I'd like an electric one.
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+9 131. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Stewie needs a bath

What a little darling...
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+5 132. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Chubby Baby Does Weird Tile Slide!

:(|) ::(|) :P
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+14 133. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Chubby Baby Does Weird Tile Slide!

#(removed comment): right on!
#3: Thanks for stating the obvious, Einstein.
#(removed comment): I want to kick you, kill you...but I don't want to fuck you. You can do that one yourself. :|
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+22 134. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Serbian special forces

I love that window exploding panel! #(removed comment) I agree. I'm American and I'm only stupid 2/3 of the time. The other 1/3 I'm sleeping. :P
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+5 135. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Amazing spray paint art

I wonder how he doesn't get all dopey and dazed with all of those paint fumes? :P
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+8 136. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Baby sitter

How revolting! Adulterers! Fornicators! She should only be with single men, like me! ...Come to think of it, the hell with other single men. She should just be with me! :D
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+70 137. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video LEGO Pop up

Isn't it more fun to just build things with them instead of just slowly turning them around over and over until people want to slap you?
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+9 138. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Disturbing japanese commercial

Here's the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8xuVnB-Pk
It's more risque, and makes more sense. Plus, it's even MORE disturbing. >:)
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+5 139. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Fish or tadpole? Five miles deep.

It's too bad our submarines can't go that deep. We can't stop the oil. The fish should be okay, because the oil floats. Different story for us surface dwellers both in and out of the ocean. But they are really cool fish.
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+18 140. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video English is a hard languge

one two three whore 2:34
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+9 141. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video English is a hard languge

I'd bite my cheeks like crazy, just to avoid getting "baboon ass."
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+11 142. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Scrat. No time for nuts

By rights he should be Kings of the Britains.

...the little chump.
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+5 143. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Ibex with itchy bum

I wonder what would happen if something really startled him "mid-gouge?"
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+17 144. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video First!

0:19 Yeah...go 'head...knock yourself out.
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+1 145. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Amazing headspin bowling strike.

Head spinning amazes me! Whenever I tried it, it just hurt. I guess you need a skull as hard as a bowling ball (this by no means says he's stupid) or just be pretty impervious to pain. Either way, I'm very impressed...thumbs up!
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-2 146. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Ibex with itchy bum

He's lucky to be an Ibex. If he was any other animal, he'd be outa luck.
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+10 147. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Double Skateboard Fail

That's gonna leave a mark or two. Although skateboarders seem to bounce better than the rest of us do.
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+53 148. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video cool birthday candle

Happy Birthday Sweetheart! Now run for your life, the house is on fire.
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+27 149. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Nike Sportswear T-Shirt Gun

I want one that can shoot a straight jacket.
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+4 150. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Flooded river destroys road

I used to live at a ravine and this would happen from time to time. The difference was that our tunnel had a few tons of concrete around it. But, when we'd have a severe downpour, dead tree logs would float to it and clog it up. Only thing to do then was tie a rope around my waist, have a couple guys holding on to the other end, jump in and take the debris away SLOWLY. If the water wasn't cold it was fun.
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+5 151. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video This woman can crush your head

I notice she always uses her right booby--in this and other vids--and it's bigger than her left. S'pose there's a basketball in the right? I'd still like to have her on top of me--just for the novelty. That and cuz I'm a guy.
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+28 152. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video no comment

I'm SO glad I'm not a dog.
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+4 153. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Treadmill Bike

No #20, it's "fo shizzle," which means for sh*t, in da hood.

Word.
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+13 154. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Dog Girl

She's 26 now. I wish they'd interview her. She can speak normally and even had a boyfriend. (Broke up with her, cuz she still does some "dog" stuff he didn't like.) She helps take care of cows and is more comfortable in the presence of dogs...so am I. ;)
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-3 155. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Jozin z bazin

why do some of my posts show up twice and how can I remove posts? :|
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0 156. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Jozin z bazin

I wonder what they're singing? Looks kind of like something Benny Hill would've done. I wonder if the beard guy was on something like vodka or psychedelic drugs.
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0 157. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Would you dare to take a swing?

I tried that some years ago. It was hard and I never could get it all the way over. My feet weren't "strapped in" they were fitted into metal shoe holders. When I was upside-down, I was scared shitless. Even if I kept practicing I don't think I could have gotten it all the way around. But once was scary enough. I look at the people who can actually do it as though they're gods.
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+4 158. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Winscape Intro

I'd like to have one that has Godzilla walking around and looking in.
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-1 159. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Funny police pursuit

Failure to pull over, speeding, driving in the wrong direction, resisting arrest, reckless endangerment...she'd probably get probation. But, annoying an O.C. CHiPs officer...she's gonna burn for that.
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+17 160. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Crazy Orange County Police Pursuit

Failure to pull over, speeding, driving in the wrong direction, resisting arrest, reckless endangerment...she'd probably get probation. But, annoying an O.C. CHP officer...she's gonna burn for that.
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+11 161. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk

The sucker keeps getting through every anti-virus software I buy. It keeps putting links to shemale porn sites in my bookmarks! It's driven me from drinking, to drinking more heavily. Not even getting a Mac made any difference.
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-1 162. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The Waldo Ultimatum

I liked the part where he was wearing a shirt.
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+5 163. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Incredible trike jump

It's a good thing he didn't break his daughter's trike, or his wife woulda ripped his nuts off.
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+65 164. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Awareness test!

I like the message. I also like the maid. She can polish my brass any time she wants to. :D
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+9 165. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Monkey pulls Dog across the river

Great assist by the chimp pulling the leash once the dog jumped! 0:59
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+58 167. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video New York City in 3D in google Earth

I guess Google didn't feel it necessary to include all the litter, dog shit, drunken vagrants and prostitutes on the sidewalks. I <3 NY
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+1 168. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Skateboarding

I think he's wearing a cup and then the cup cracked or dented. If he wasn't wearing a cup, he wouldn't be able to sit up. I know I'd be unconscious. Nothing scarier than a cup fail! :O
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+3 169. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video A blonde and a 3rd grade geography question

Thank you so much for being on the show, young lady. You've done a wonderful thing for inbred morons everywhere.
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+6 170. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Concrete Breaking

Well, there went another 24 seconds of my life. I might have liked this vid more if that guy with the camera and the lady weren't in the way. Better yet, make the lady a babe in a bikini...and lose the brick breaker...and lose the bikini.
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+7 171. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Top 10 Biggest and Best Jumps Ever

...and I got nervous para-sailing in Maui. Now I feel like a total wussy. ;)
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+51 172. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video A homebrew trick called Lampuh!

There's a monkey under the table switching the wires from the switches to the bulbs. Either a monkey, or a Leprechaun.
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+2 173. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Only energy source is the wind and the sun.

This would be amazing on a giant imax screen.
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+5 174. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Penn Station Performers

These guys are amazing! and tough as nails to be able to put all their weight on their head and chin and one hand. I wish the camera guy had the bullocks to step up and get a better view. These guys will be viral by tomorrow night!
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+32 175. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Crocodile penis eats fish

Ah c'mon u guys! It's a turtle under the croc...duh! You can even see it's shell and foot if u look close. 0:19 It's a soft shell turtle. they have long necks. Krikey!
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+8 176. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Dont park where you cut a tree...

"Aw ma, me 'n' junior'll just knock them dents out wit a coupla them sledge hammers. Then, I'm takin' ya out fer dinner. Now git in the house, clean up and brush yer teef...both of 'em.
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+4 177. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Statue Busking

With the cost of statues and mannequins being about $50-$150, the thing would pay for itself pretty quickly...then it's pure profit!

...Until you're busted. Then you can spend the profits on bail.
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+52 178. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Incredible parcours skills

If only he could use his powers for good, instead of evil.
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+7 179. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Reliant Robin space shuttle (Top Gear)

Oh well, some things just weren't meant to be. 6:54 Still, it blowed up REAL GOOD!
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+33 180. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Microsoft Office prank

I like how she has to touch it twice. 0:19 Think she does that with hot stoves and wet paint, too?
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+5 181. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Cat Using an iPad

#20 it IS a beer holder--look!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiDHUNiurqY
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+4 182. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Amazing card trick

I'm still impressed. Sure he's stacked the deck. But just figuring out how to stack the deck seems pretty cool. This is a real-life version of the old trick from the film "The Brother From Another Planet."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBG140hMCu8
But, the better trick in that scene is the disappearing trick he does at the end.
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+5 183. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Sports commentator misses red card

Funny that Chris didn't just ask one of the thousand or so people he's surrounded by who the card was on. But, this way was funnier.
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+4 184. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video How to light a campfire

I'd say "how not to start a campfire." #20 Wood burns in winter, too.
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+6 185. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video NBA Fail

Drank too much Vital Energy drink.
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+58 186. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Cat Using an iPad

Bored kitty? There's an app for that.
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-1 187. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Spectacular Footage From Above The Icelandic Volcano Crater

It's really amazing. It kinda looks like Godzilla got really drunk, ate a few tons of beans, wandered up to Iceland and passed out in the snow.
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+5 188. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Amazing chinese acrobats

01:57 Watch as we construct an amazing Human Stonehenge!
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0 189. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Connected

it dragged
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+8 190. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video President Obama's Jay Leno Joke

It's great that Obama and Leno can laugh at themselves. I know Conan O'Brien isn't laughing. NBCee ya later.
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0 191. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Mom Meltdown

SHIT, LADY! Can't you take a joke! You act like they spilled every one of those bottles all over your house! Go take a handful of tranquilizers and get over your bitch-ass self.
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+3 192. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Dog Leads Police to Fire

#15 I'm guessing English isn't your native tongue. #7 sentence is grammatically correct and means we should help all animals, because we never know which ones will help and which ones won't. I don't don't care if they help me or not. I love all animals.
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+8 193. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Boom!

I'm sick of my country being the world's biggest bully...Lame.
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+23 194. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Dog Leads Police to Fire

Okay officer, after you get the family out, reach behind the couch and get my ball.
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+3 195. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video BMW GINA Light Visionary Model: Premiere

When the machines decide to take over the world, the last thing you'll see is GINA's gorgeous face, winking her headlight as she squishes your guts into the pavement.
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+27 196. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Best Idea Ever

I want to see what happens in the rest of the video. Could be dangerous...could be funny. I wouldn't want to be the guy who had to stop the lawnmower.
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+4 197. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Make Glass Invisible In Oil

I don't believe it! It's witchcraft! We have to burn the person who made the vid at the stake!!!
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+3 198. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Banned Super Bowl Commercial

What's round on the ends and high in the middle? (other than Ohio)
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+5 199. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Soap Bubbles Science

bubble magic is real magic
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+7 200. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Angry Wife Crashes Husband's SUV

Hell hath no fury like a pissed off woman in a two ton vehicle who doesn't know there's some schmo with a video camera, 32 feet above her.
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+25 201. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Timelapse of the Construction Of A Plane

Cool video. Remarkable stuff. Thank God I didn't have to watch it in real time.
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+13 202. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Mobile Jakuzzi

I wonder what kind of insurance he has to have on that?
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+14 203. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video What A Wonderful World (Death Metal Version)

even tho i know i'm gonna get neg feedback for saying this...I have to. That SUCKED. I like snotr, I like Louie Armstrong and I like Death Metal...but, not together all at once. I like whiskey, sushi and ice cream, too...see? SUCKED >:)
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-4 204. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Red Bull Helicopter Backflip

#6...the wings are right in front of the tail. That was so cool! A Whirlieflopter Deluxe!
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+7 205. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Another funny accidents compilations

#5...it's a sick world and I'm a happy guy. Still, I'm gonna have nightmares about that poor pole vaulter.
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+14 206. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Barking parrot

Polly wanna bite the mailman.
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+6 207. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Flip flops. they are a hassle

It would be fun to tie a thread to one of his flip-flops and pull it in front of him.
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+6 208. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Hong Kong Architect

This is a great idea. Only thing is, does anyone really want to make their guest sleep in the bathroom?
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+3 209. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Birdhat guy

He really is musically talented. That said, it's nice to know that in the face of our world's failing economy, there's still good money to be made as a village idiot. ;)
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+2 210. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Fake rope

I hope these guys did that on April Fools Day. I did that at night when I was a kid and we used to yell, "Pull the rope!" Then we ran, while laughing, from angry guys who'd screeched to a halt. :D
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+3 211. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video DJ Cat

Poor kitty was just trying to make the 4 chords stop, after watching the Axis of Awesome video too many times. Check it out...same 4 chords. Those Axis boys know there shit! ::(|)
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+6 212. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Dogs vs police car

#14 is there any kind of dog you DO want to bite your nuts?
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+4 213. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Don't mess with the tooth fairy

Only 25 measly cents (USD) for a tooth?! Either this was made a long time ago or that girl has a totally cheap-ass mom.
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+7 214. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Wedding Crashing Reptile

The groom is a wuss. He could've just shoved it off the table with his foot. Or, at least picked up the cake when he saw it going for the table. Husband fail.
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+3 215. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Parkour Fail Compilation

PS: I'm LOL
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+3 216. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Doing The Dishes

Gee, thanks honey. You just turned a $25 Teflon skillet into $.63 worth of scrap aluminum.
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-1 217. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Fail Compilation

Nice tune with it, too.
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+6 218. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The Giant Claw movie trailer

#23 and #24...it would've beat Godzilla. Godzilla would've taken one look at the Giant Claw and died laughing.
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+3 219. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Humping animals

Poor little hormone induced animal minds...I wish I could get off by humping air. But, if human men could do that, we might never leave our houses.
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+8 220. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Pilipinas Got Talent contestant sounding like a horse

like #41 I like the ding, but those whacked out eyes that go with it at 01:06 are freaky-scary! I think making those eyes at the same time a bell rings must be necessary if you wanna channel Micheal Jackson and Sea-Biscuit at the same time.
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-1 221. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Sports Bloopers

Fuck...Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
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0 222. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video African waterman

The tooth brushing thing would come in handy for camping.
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-1 223. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The Long Road Home

Funny #(removed comment) USAnumber1, you just reminded me how much better original English media is than the same show copied for American audiences (think How I Met Your Mother/Coupling, or The Office). Plus the Brits made it clear that he had the ONLY airbag. The US version was a bit ambiguous. I thought the woman in the US version was better, though. More aggravating.
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+23 224. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video How NOT to be a Soldier

#(removed comment) Nobody's perfect. At least these guys could laugh at themselves. But still...FAIL! Double fail, even! :D
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+6 225. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Piranha bite!

#11 They're good pets in that they're easy to keep in a large home aquarium, but they get pretty big, their colors fade and they're timid about eating in front of people. They sometimes eat each other, too, so there are a lot of people who have 1 big piranha left. 8-)
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-2 226. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Kids & their pets

The fawns at 01:40 are priceless.
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0 227. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Cool for Haloween

#7 & #9: it would be a riot until they burned our asses at the stake.
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+3 228. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The real spiderman

05:31 "...if it starts raining, I'm toast!" -No pal, if it starts raining, you're a fool with a vacuum cleaner on his back and two pieces of plywood in his hands, who is now hanging from a white safety rope that some guys are holding onto up on the roof.
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+7 229. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Bike Accident

More proof that we should never second guess ourselves.
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+8 230. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Employment

As the animals on the Flintstones say, "Eh...It's a living."
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-1 231. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Crazy Flips

8.7 9.0 8.9 7.9 8.2
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+7 232. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Wake-up Prank

Love the noise he makes at 0:25 and how he goes away holding his ass.
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-9 233. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Wake-up Prank

Liar! Liar!
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+3 234. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Reckless driving in UAE

That's gonna be one hell of an alignment job. I wonder how many autos he wrecked learning to do that.
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+1 235. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Where is the owner?

Poor bartender is the only one who loses. Revenge is just not as sweet as one cent beers, 4 cent steak dinners or some hot sex with a babe. I hope he took the best booze in the place home, at the end of the night.
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-6 236. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Dont call big guys fat

The douche-bag must be a Right winger. That's what they do when they're losing an argument; they just pull out the hate card. >:)
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+4 237. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door

Optometrists and chiropractors love guys like this!
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+2 238. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Motorist Hits Guy

D'OH! That's the last time I'm giving my keys to a chimpanzee. ::(|)
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+5 239. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Guy Driving Wrecked Car

Agreed #(removed comment)...Great goggles, dude! If that windshield caves in on you, you can watch as it injures the rest of your body. :)
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+3 240. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Duck and Dog

#15 that's exactly what I thought of. They're even the right colors.
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+28 241. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Michelle's Tongue Tricks

Marry me!
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+1 242. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Jimmy Surprises Bieber Fan

Vid was cute and funny, but #1 comment made the whole thing way funnier. You rock, 1!
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0 243. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Nail Gun Art

The biggest give away is at the very end, when the mouth finishes itself, after the gun has already stopped.
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+2 244. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video The love life of a ninja

Why does the guy have only 4 cartoon-like fingers and the girl have 5. Doesn't that make the girl a mutant in the cartoon world? :(|)
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+1 245. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Wax Museum Scare Prank

Rector? Darn near KILLED her!
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+1 246. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Taylor Momsen escapes paparazzi

Sweet. I wanna marry her. :P
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+1 247. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Icy Road

What a bunch of fucking morons. Take your feet off the pedals, Einstein.
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0 248. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Truck drifting

It's actually a little easier to drift a truck on a slick road, than to drift a car. I used to do it a lot to save time on deliveries. Damn fun, too. :D
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-2 249. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Bait Ball Feast

The birds saw the whale coming. The gulls were looking down and saw the whale. The murs saw it too. The last mur had to haul ass to get away--it just shot through the bait ball and into the air. But, some must get trapped and eaten, I guess...collateral damage.
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0 250. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video This Is Why You Don't Play with dry ice

lotsa fun 'til someone loses an eye.

losers
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-5 251. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Flyingkick by Cow

people r fukd
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+2 252. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Forklift

Loser
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0 253. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Slow Motion Cat

#11, you sound like a worthless jerk.
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0 254. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Gas Truck Rescue

What fool decided it would be a good idea to move the truck BEFORE the drained it out?
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0 255. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Lucky train inspector

I think they just sped up the film. the trains were prolly moving at around 3 mph.
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+3 256. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Marriage Proposal FAIL

Honey, I've been having and affair to see if I really DO love you--and I DO! Now I can marry you without any doubts. Besides, you're better in bed than she is, too. -OR- Please...I'm really not stalking you. Since we had our 1st and only date, last year, I've been following you to see if you're worthy of my love and commitment--and you are! Now break up with that jerk your with and don't you dare say no to me! If you do, you'll embarrass both of us in front of the whole world. Gotcha!
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+2 257. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Diving Board

Poor baby. I hope she didn't get a concussion.
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0 258. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Horse Gets Revenge

Real smart kid...beat on an animal that weighs 20 times as much as you do. Let's start a pool--how many years until she says those famous, last, herd thinning words, "Hey everyone--watch this!"
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0 259. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Mouse VS Cat

I agree with JaeMarie. It's definitely a baby domestic rat, with the pink tail and feet; wild would have darker ones. It looks like some asshole decided to see what his cat would do to something he's going to feed his snake. When it came out of shock, it's "fight or flight" instinct prolly kicked in. It's a stupid idea, since those baby rats can still bite right to the bone on a cat, or snake. I only feed my snakes dead rodents and my cats get cat food.
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+4 260. laughingscorpion commented 14 years ago on video Kid Stuck in Skate Bowl

why can't any of these idiots think of making a human chain and let him climb...duh