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+5 1. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Chinese Factory

That looks more like a moped than a dirt bike.
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+5 2. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Rammstein VS Cookie Monster

Rammstein pwns your baby toy little man :D (WE MUST STOP LITTLE BABY!!!)
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+1 3. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Emo Vampire Song

Sounds like type o negative lol.
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-7 4. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Facebook status: married

YE GODS!!!!!!!!
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+14 5. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Myanmar Chinlone Mystic Ball

Myanmar is not in China,it's next to it.Google a country if you suck at geography douches.
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+38 6. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video This Is Why You Don't Play with dry ice

Nominee: DID YOU GET THAT?
Cameraman: Yeah dude it's all here
Nominee: WHAT?
Cameraman: dude it's all here
Nominee: WHAT?

No Darwin award for him,he only blew his ears out :(
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-8 7. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Slomo Collection

Ugh...Boomfunk MC's :|
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-20 8. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Flashlights

[size ="fucking big"]GAY!!!![/size]and lol @ Asian coc..*cough* flashlight.
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+1 9. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Budweiser

Reminds me of Piccolo from Dragonball :D
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0 10. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Worlds Smallest Personal Helicopter

"THE NEW AND IMPROVED BUZZER 2000!!!"
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0 11. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Craig Ferguson on Twilight

Bram Stoker's Dracula owns every vampire wannabe movie that came after it.
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+1 12. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Timelapse: California's mountains.

1:24 Someone is using the lightning gun in the camp again,goddamn quakers :D
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+8 13. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Dog or Rabbi

The dog's like: "I feel for you bro" :D
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+2 14. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Wiley E.

Awesome! It looks like a Jehovah witness promotion video LOL :D
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-2 15. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Boat vs Bridge

"You can pass now let me just raise the deck...HA OWNED YOU BITCH!" :D
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+2 16. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Armed Tank

That looked like thermite O_o
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+4 17. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Boat Accident

Aww,poor rich bitch people. :D
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+9 18. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video The difference between Viruses, Trojans & Worms

I just love the way they always kidnap someone from BBC to be their narrator. >:)
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-2 19. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video BMW Parking Fail

A great ALL around vehicle! >:)
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+5 20. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Just Taking a Walk

Fortune favors the nutcrackers. ;)
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-1 21. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Turn that "toot" into a tune!

#8 Your attempt at being satirical is fail.
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+6 22. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Turn that "toot" into a tune!

Yeah,right,and when you crap it spits out m&m's >:) And why isn't this in "Parodies"?
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+9 23. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video High Voltage Electrical Wire Blast in Hollywood

"Yeeeehar!!!Now we don't have power anymore" :|
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+13 24. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Fruit Fly

#6 Le gasp!!! No shit Sherlock.
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-18 25. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Demolition of Skyscraper

I have a few thoughts about your comments ppl,but I won't post them so I don't get subjected to an onslaught of idiotic comebacks...
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+20 26. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Fruit Fly

Yeah,feel that chewing gum babe. >:)
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+2 27. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Robot walking like a human

It looks more like chicken walk to me...
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+3 28. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video How to ruin $250,000 worth of vodka

They don't build them as sturdy as they were anymore. :D
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+4 29. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Best Death Scene Ever

It was that ce'est la vie shrug. >:)
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+13 30. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video One more faints

It's actually too short for me to feel anything about it...
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-7 31. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Parrot imitates baby

Beware of the "FAKE!" lurkers...Beware..........Beware...............
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+9 32. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Coke Side of Life

#8 Do not insult the fine taste of battery acid by compairing it with coke!
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-3 33. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video RoboHand

This reminds me of that crazy Russian bartender in Neuromancer.
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0 34. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Man falls through roof 4 times

What was it? Third time's a charm right? WRONG!
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+18 35. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video How to scare your girlfriend

"I haet you" *undresses* >:)
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+2 36. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Japanese McDonald's ad

Guess where that last french fries went. >:)
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+7 37. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Honda's U3-X

I can already picture the commercial for this thing: "Honda U3-X,with a design matching your I-phone". :D
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+2 38. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Myrtle Young with her chips

I bet those potatoes didn't picture their existence like that back when they were growing in the field. :D
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+6 39. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Football fail

#6 In America football is where you carry the ball and put your foot up someone's ass,and that was a poorly judged attack.
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-2 40. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Who Said It?

Fuck Kanye West and Hitler,that black haired chick is cute,especially with that short skirt. :*
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-4 41. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Hair hat man

You know what they say,when you're in Rome...But when you're in Japan all you have to be is just random crazy and you'll fit right in!
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+4 42. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Kittens Playing on a Slide

Maybe the author of this clip was an artist,and his looping of the cat is a reminder that life is a repetitive cycle of ups and downs. 8-) YEAH RIGHT!!!
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+12 43. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video I am a geek

Having an apple product is not geek,it's poser.
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+3 44. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Womens bathroom fart prank

The fart sfx is cool,but they are not.They lack zaz....
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-4 45. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Baby buffalo attacked

WTF!? All that amaizing action going on outside,and their kid is still uninterested and continues playing that annoying gameboy or whatever it is.Humankind is doomed...
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-2 46. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Close call

Check out how he speeds up half way when he sees that the bus is gonna hit the car."Oh shit I'm gonna get run over if I don't turn back.Better hurry then I still might get to work in time". >:) >:) >:)
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+3 47. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Hairmet

Gay poser hairmet is gay.
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+4 48. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Hugging lions

#9,My cat is also cute and cuddly,but she still rips open my skin when she's in a bad mood.Now imagine those claws being the size of your fingers.
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+34 49. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Your business card is #$@!

Wow that guy has a big fucking ego.Who gives a fuck about a pimped up card when all you need from it is a name,telephone number and optionally e-mail.I bet the toilet paper he uses has a high gloss finish too.
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+2 50. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Stop-Motion Building Animation

Creepy sound effects...
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+3 51. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video VideoGioco

I get that Gigi D'agostino feel when I watch this clip. :)
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+4 52. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Pantyhose Tug of War!

Ah,bored Japanese people...
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-5 53. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Accidents compilation

#1 That's not trance,it's stupid new gay house music.Where is Todd Terry when you need him :S.And yeah same clips crappier quality.
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+1 54. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video 100 years of special effects

Those sneaky film ppl. HAX!!! :P
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+3 55. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Perpetual Motion

#13 go watch Jerry Springer or some other piece of crap you people find amusing.
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+5 57. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Pool Domination

RATM for the win!!! I didn't pay much attention to the clip. XD
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0 58. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video You Say We Pay

LOL it's like watching Fear and loathing in Las Vegas again :D
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-1 59. malkavian commented 8 years ago on video Laval time-lapse

Nice.Could do with a vacation in Laval :)
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+4 60. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Sweet mini pig

#14 remove your Ethernet cable...
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+1 61. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Sleeping pigs

#10 Doesn't matter where you are,if you're a redneck at heart. :D
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+9 62. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Star Wars vs Star Trek

I'd like to see the death star take on a Borg cube. :D
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+45 63. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Are women born this way?

Look at mouth on that one :D
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+2 64. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Garage door opener

If there is a system bug,you might want to dodge that kitchen plate that has your name on it :D
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+1 65. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video SSD Awesomeness

And when one of those SSD's die your 6Tb raid dies with him.
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+22 66. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Kangaroo kicks kid into lake

The kangaroo couldn't wait for his turn. :D
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+21 67. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Gas Pump Prank

I want news like this everywhere!
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-4 68. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Another fainting on live TV

I know this one,it's from my country and it was staged.
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+3 69. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video No brains...

I uploaded this ages ago and you didn't accept it :S
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0 70. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Collegehumor - Bug

A goddamn waste of good hardware.Stupid.
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+7 71. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video 9 Nine Shane Acker short animation

Excelent CG! I just love the post-apocalyptic setting.
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0 72. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Japanese Ronald McDonald

Oh my god please kill me,and stop this acid eater
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+1 73. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Imminent faceplant

Get a job then the world will respect you!!!
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+3 74. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Data security - Harddisk shredder

Now that's what I call low-level formating >:)
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-1 75. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video LineRider "Make Believe"

The FMA artwork was cool the rest was crap.
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+2 76. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Eyebrows raising

Those kids look like they have some kind of seizure. :(
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+3 77. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Tiddy Bear infomercial

I have already seen this somewhere else and the reaction is always the same: "I WANT TO BE THE BEAR!!!" Which I second :P
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+5 78. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Master Prankers

Reminds me of deathnote with a GTA ending :D
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0 79. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video How Dinosaurs Really Died

Fucking pig!!! LOL
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0 80. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Things That Go Bump in the Night

#4 I think #3 meant unpleasant memories of him catching his parents red..."handed".That kid is never gonna have a decent sex life.LOL
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+6 81. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Bladder Buddy

LOL "Be a pervert on a whole new level with our new product" >:)
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+12 82. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Homer with an Intel CPU for a brain

Homer needs a multicore CPU so the others can pick up when the first core dies from beer :)
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+5 83. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Mactini - New computer from Apple

Do you also get a complimentary hammer to bash it in the end?
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+7 84. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Insane dog part 2

Who did the voice cast? Scatman? lolz.
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-1 85. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Fat Woman Falls

LOL for the editor! And even more LOL for the woman! XD
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-13 86. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Mama cat comes to rescue her little kitten

Nice.If only some human bitches were like that.
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+13 87. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Geek Turns To Emo in 5 Secs

#2 that kid has some mental issues 8D

#3 I absolutely agree.The kid is a bad actor.
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+8 88. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Personalized GPS

I want one damn it...
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+1 89. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Arm in bear trap and tongue in mouse trap

I already imagined that tongue being thrown on a barbecue grid in the same fashion >:)
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+3 90. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Bitch in the Kitchen

Way to go kid :D
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+1 91. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Drifting gone wrong

I think the guy in the gold car was jealous of the red car driver's skills :)
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-3 92. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Broccoli Kitten LOVES Broccoli!

the poor kitten is chewing that broccoli only cause that cow is forcing it to do it.The kitten is very cute but I hate the stupid cow owner.
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+1 93. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Speed Smoking

That guy is gonna get the shit kicked out of him if he goes on like that.
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0 94. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Extremely weird dancing

Maybe drugs? Booze? Both?
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+2 95. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Wall Ride

Impressive...That must be very dangerous in such a setting.
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+4 96. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Insane dog

Looks like something is stuck in his mouth.
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0 97. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video The stupidest exercise machine you'll ever see

They already have that in the world,it's called a bicycle.
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+2 98. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Old man crashes into Ferrari 355 Spider

The owner of the ferrari probably beat them both after that.
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+6 99. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Einstein bird

In the end the bird got only a grain of something.She should get a bag of grain for all the tricks she pulled off
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+3 100. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video If the Matrix ran on Windows

They didn't insert trojans in the clip cause Brad Pit said no.
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+3 101. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video He loves a fat girl

"He loves a fat bitch...She's the fattest bitch you have ever seen..."Is how the song should go.
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0 102. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Giant urban beach ball

Imagine you have to inflate that with your lungs O:)
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0 103. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Steven Seagal runs like a girl

WTF? What kind of arm movement is that? Well,I guess Steven has to be special in everything,or else His ego will be bruised.
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0 104. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Dance fail

Some people should be allowed to have a camera...EVER
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0 105. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Cat eats with fork and chopsticks

This is the most stupid thing I have ever seen!!! Poor cat she deserves better owners.I think that woman is not sexually satisfied.
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+1 106. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video When you do it... do it right!

That ain't the way you do it :D
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0 107. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Idiot of the year?

I guess he thought the crock showed his love for him when he started hissing.F.... retard he should have put the whole arm in,so the crock can at least have a decent meal.
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+6 108. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Information overload

My god! I want that internet bandwith!!!!!
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+1 109. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Law enforcement dealing with the public

Fucking retarded people :(|)
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+1 110. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video The end of the world

Well,we won't live to see this fake or not.
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+10 111. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video BASE jump point of view

That's some serious adrenaline rush man!
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-1 112. malkavian commented 9 years ago on video Cop accident by police chase

After runing the stupid fucker over along with his colleague he probably went home to beat his wife.Cops are the same everywhere.