Comments posted by malkavian
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2. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video This Is Why You Don't Play with dry ice
Nominee: DID YOU GET THAT?
Cameraman: Yeah dude it's all here
Nominee: WHAT?
Cameraman: dude it's all here
Nominee: WHAT?
No Darwin award for him,he only blew his ears out
Cameraman: Yeah dude it's all here
Nominee: WHAT?
Cameraman: dude it's all here
Nominee: WHAT?
No Darwin award for him,he only blew his ears out
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3. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Your business card is #$@!
Wow that guy has a big fucking ego.Who gives a fuck about a pimped up card when all you need from it is a name,telephone number and optionally e-mail.I bet the toilet paper he uses has a high gloss finish too.
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4. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Kangaroo kicks kid into lake
The kangaroo couldn't wait for his turn.
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5. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Gas Pump Prank
I want news like this everywhere!
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7. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video How to scare your girlfriend
"I haet you" *undresses*
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8. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Myanmar Chinlone Mystic Ball
Myanmar is not in China,it's next to it.Google a country if you suck at geography douches.
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9. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Geek Turns To Emo in 5 Secs
#2 that kid has some mental issues 8D
#3 I absolutely agree.The kid is a bad actor.
#3 I absolutely agree.The kid is a bad actor.
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10. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video One more faints
It's actually too short for me to feel anything about it...
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12. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Homer with an Intel CPU for a brain
Homer needs a multicore CPU so the others can pick up when the first core dies from beer
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13. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video I am a geek
Having an apple product is not geek,it's poser.
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14. malkavian commented 16 years ago on video BASE jump point of view
That's some serious adrenaline rush man!
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15. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Star Wars vs Star Trek
I'd like to see the death star take on a Borg cube.
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16. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Coke Side of Life
#8 Do not insult the fine taste of battery acid by compairing it with coke!
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17. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video High Voltage Electrical Wire Blast in Hollywood
"Yeeeehar!!!Now we don't have power anymore"
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18. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video The difference between Viruses, Trojans & Worms
I just love the way they always kidnap someone from BBC to be their narrator.
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19. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Personalized GPS
I want one damn it...
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20. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Dog or Rabbi
The dog's like: "I feel for you bro"
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21. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Insane dog part 2
Who did the voice cast? Scatman? lolz.
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22. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video 9 Nine Shane Acker short animation
Excelent CG! I just love the post-apocalyptic setting.
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23. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Honda's U3-X
I can already picture the commercial for this thing: "Honda U3-X,with a design matching your I-phone".
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24. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Information overload
My god! I want that internet bandwith!!!!!
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25. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Einstein bird
In the end the bird got only a grain of something.She should get a bag of grain for all the tricks she pulled off
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26. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Bladder Buddy
LOL "Be a pervert on a whole new level with our new product"
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27. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Football fail
#6 In America football is where you carry the ball and put your foot up someone's ass,and that was a poorly judged attack.
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28. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Turn that "toot" into a tune!
Yeah,right,and when you crap it spits out m&m's And why isn't this in "Parodies"?
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29. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Mactini - New computer from Apple
Do you also get a complimentary hammer to bash it in the end?
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30. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Master Prankers
Reminds me of deathnote with a GTA ending
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31. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Pool Domination
RATM for the win!!! I didn't pay much attention to the clip. XD
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32. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Myrtle Young with her chips
I bet those potatoes didn't picture their existence like that back when they were growing in the field.
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33. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Just Taking a Walk
Fortune favors the nutcrackers.
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34. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Rammstein VS Cookie Monster
Rammstein pwns your baby toy little man (WE MUST STOP LITTLE BABY!!!)
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35. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Chinese Factory
That looks more like a moped than a dirt bike.
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36. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Insane dog
Looks like something is stuck in his mouth.
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37. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Sweet mini pig
#14 remove your Ethernet cable...
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38. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Pantyhose Tug of War!
Ah,bored Japanese people...
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39. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Hugging lions
#9,My cat is also cute and cuddly,but she still rips open my skin when she's in a bad mood.Now imagine those claws being the size of your fingers.
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40. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Kittens Playing on a Slide
Maybe the author of this clip was an artist,and his looping of the cat is a reminder that life is a repetitive cycle of ups and downs. YEAH RIGHT!!!
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41. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Best Death Scene Ever
It was that ce'est la vie shrug.
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42. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video How to ruin $250,000 worth of vodka
They don't build them as sturdy as they were anymore.
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43. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Boat Accident
Aww,poor rich bitch people.
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44. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video He loves a fat girl
"He loves a fat bitch...She's the fattest bitch you have ever seen..."Is how the song should go.
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45. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video If the Matrix ran on Windows
They didn't insert trojans in the clip cause Brad Pit said no.
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46. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Bitch in the Kitchen
Way to go kid
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47. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Tiddy Bear infomercial
I have already seen this somewhere else and the reaction is always the same: "I WANT TO BE THE BEAR!!!" Which I second
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48. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Data security - Harddisk shredder
Now that's what I call low-level formating
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49. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video No brains...
I uploaded this ages ago and you didn't accept it
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50. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Perpetual Motion
#13 go watch Jerry Springer or some other piece of crap you people find amusing.
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51. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video VideoGioco
I get that Gigi D'agostino feel when I watch this clip.
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53. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Womens bathroom fart prank
The fart sfx is cool,but they are not.They lack zaz....
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54. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Old man crashes into Ferrari 355 Spider
The owner of the ferrari probably beat them both after that.
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56. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Eyebrows raising
Those kids look like they have some kind of seizure.
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57. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Garage door opener
If there is a system bug,you might want to dodge that kitchen plate that has your name on it
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58. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Stop-Motion Building Animation
Creepy sound effects...
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59. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Japanese McDonald's ad
Guess where that last french fries went.
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60. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Robot walking like a human
It looks more like chicken walk to me...
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61. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Armed Tank
That looked like thermite O_o
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63. malkavian commented 16 years ago on video The end of the world
Well,we won't live to see this fake or not.
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64. malkavian commented 16 years ago on video Law enforcement dealing with the public
Fucking retarded people
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65. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video When you do it... do it right!
That ain't the way you do it
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66. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Speed Smoking
That guy is gonna get the shit kicked out of him if he goes on like that.
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67. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Drifting gone wrong
I think the guy in the gold car was jealous of the red car driver's skills
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68. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Arm in bear trap and tongue in mouse trap
I already imagined that tongue being thrown on a barbecue grid in the same fashion
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69. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Imminent faceplant
Get a job then the world will respect you!!!
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70. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video SSD Awesomeness
And when one of those SSD's die your 6Tb raid dies with him.
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71. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Sleeping pigs
#10 Doesn't matter where you are,if you're a redneck at heart.
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72. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video 100 years of special effects
Those sneaky film ppl. HAX!!!
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73. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Timelapse: California's mountains.
1:24 Someone is using the lightning gun in the camp again,goddamn quakers
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75. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Emo Vampire Song
Sounds like type o negative lol.
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76. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Idiot of the year?
I guess he thought the crock showed his love for him when he started hissing.F.... retard he should have put the whole arm in,so the crock can at least have a decent meal.
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77. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Cat eats with fork and chopsticks
This is the most stupid thing I have ever seen!!! Poor cat she deserves better owners.I think that woman is not sexually satisfied.
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78. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Dance fail
Some people should be allowed to have a camera...EVER
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79. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Steven Seagal runs like a girl
WTF? What kind of arm movement is that? Well,I guess Steven has to be special in everything,or else His ego will be bruised.
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80. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Giant urban beach ball
Imagine you have to inflate that with your lungs
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81. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video The stupidest exercise machine you'll ever see
They already have that in the world,it's called a bicycle.
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82. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Extremely weird dancing
Maybe drugs? Booze? Both?
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83. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Things That Go Bump in the Night
#4 I think #3 meant unpleasant memories of him catching his parents red..."handed".That kid is never gonna have a decent sex life.LOL
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84. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video How Dinosaurs Really Died
Fucking pig!!! LOL
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85. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Japanese Ronald McDonald
Oh my god please kill me,and stop this acid eater
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86. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Collegehumor - Bug
A goddamn waste of good hardware.Stupid.
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87. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video You Say We Pay
LOL it's like watching Fear and loathing in Las Vegas again
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88. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Man falls through roof 4 times
What was it? Third time's a charm right? WRONG!
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89. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Craig Ferguson on Twilight
Bram Stoker's Dracula owns every vampire wannabe movie that came after it.
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90. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Worlds Smallest Personal Helicopter
"THE NEW AND IMPROVED BUZZER 2000!!!"
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91. malkavian commented 16 years ago on video Cop accident by police chase
After runing the stupid fucker over along with his colleague he probably went home to beat his wife.Cops are the same everywhere.
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92. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Fat Woman Falls
LOL for the editor! And even more LOL for the woman! XD
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93. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video LineRider "Make Believe"
The FMA artwork was cool the rest was crap.
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94. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Laval time-lapse
Nice.Could do with a vacation in Laval
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95. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Turn that "toot" into a tune!
#8 Your attempt at being satirical is fail.
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96. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Close call
Check out how he speeds up half way when he sees that the bus is gonna hit the car."Oh shit I'm gonna get run over if I don't turn back.Better hurry then I still might get to work in time".
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97. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Who Said It?
Fuck Kanye West and Hitler,that black haired chick is cute,especially with that short skirt.
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99. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video BMW Parking Fail
A great ALL around vehicle!
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100. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Boat vs Bridge
"You can pass now let me just raise the deck...HA OWNED YOU BITCH!"
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101. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Broccoli Kitten LOVES Broccoli!
the poor kitten is chewing that broccoli only cause that cow is forcing it to do it.The kitten is very cute but I hate the stupid cow owner.
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102. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Another fainting on live TV
I know this one,it's from my country and it was staged.
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103. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Baby buffalo attacked
WTF!? All that amaizing action going on outside,and their kid is still uninterested and continues playing that annoying gameboy or whatever it is.Humankind is doomed...
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104. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Hair hat man
You know what they say,when you're in Rome...But when you're in Japan all you have to be is just random crazy and you'll fit right in!
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105. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Accidents compilation
#1 That's not trance,it's stupid new gay house music.Where is Todd Terry when you need him .And yeah same clips crappier quality.
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106. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video The worlds fastest...
Speed,give me what I need YEEEAH!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzohKci582w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzohKci582w
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107. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Parrot imitates baby
Beware of the "FAKE!" lurkers...Beware..........Beware...............
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108. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Facebook status: married
YE GODS!!!!!!!!
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109. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Slomo Collection
Ugh...Boomfunk MC's
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110. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Mama cat comes to rescue her little kitten
Nice.If only some human bitches were like that.
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111. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Demolition of Skyscraper
I have a few thoughts about your comments ppl,but I won't post them so I don't get subjected to an onslaught of idiotic comebacks...
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112. malkavian commented 14 years ago on video Flashlights
[size ="fucking big"]GAY!!!![/size]and lol @ Asian coc..*cough* flashlight.
+45 1. malkavian commented 15 years ago on video Are women born this way?