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+4 1. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Rodeo misshaps

id rather face Mike Tyson...... least i can run faster than him!
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+4 2. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Cannabis oil (THC) kills cancer cells while leaving healthy cells alone

Hash brownie anyone?
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+7 3. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Never accelerate more than you can handle

target fixation is a bitch.......
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-1 4. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Shake your legs

2 minutes 30 too long!
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+6 5. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Amazing dexterity with feet

Amazing!very humbling to watch her roll it, wrap it and then tie a bow!
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+5 6. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video 1896 Armstrong Hybrid Gasoline Electric Car

want..............
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+3 7. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video How It Works - Part 1 (Wintergatan Marble Machine)

hes got a lot of balls........
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+10 8. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Rough sea

Tsunami? not just a rough sea
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+5 9. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video KEN BLOCK'S GYMKHANA EIGHT: ULTIMATE EXOTIC PLAYGROUND

Wow, that guy would make an awesome getaway driver!
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+6 10. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Atlas, The Next Generation

give em guns and we are screwed!
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+5 11. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video How to balance two cars

like the poundshop version of a redbull
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-4 12. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video How 18th-Century Medicine Killed George Washington

Can we get those same doctors to fix Obama?
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+3 13. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Absolutely insane downhill race in Colombia

extremely huge testicles
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+7 14. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video SHINY | Winner of Tropfest Australia 24

brilliant stop motion work!
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+8 15. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video The guy playing the piano without hands (river flows in you)

WOW! Just WOW! .......Awesome....
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0 16. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Snake Bite on Purpose

Hell NO! Not for me thanks!
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+9 17. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video The best instant relief for tremors my epileptic wife has ever found

the 1st hit Medicinal, the 2nd Pleasure..the 3rd....MUNCHIES!
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+2 18. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Shirtless Heat Loss Experiment In Freezing Conditions #Winterwatch - Earth Unplugged

*Filmed in MY HOUSE ( yes its THAT COLD!!!!)
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+2 19. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Amazing chemical reactions!

the Lithium was sweet!
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+4 20. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Is Titanium Bulletproof?

he's a pretty good shot with open sights too.........
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+4 21. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Draw me a woman

Now that is some seriously awesome talent right there!
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+3 22. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video Massive Blizzard to Hit Massachusetts on Saturday January 23, 2016

That man is Called Frankie, he is a good kid, just trying to help out, if it makes him happy, why not?

LEAVE HIM ALONE ALL YOU THAT CALL HIM A RETARD, IT KINDA TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, RIGHT?
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+2 23. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video See you at the cafe?

seemed safer than a wingsuit........till he started them loop the loops!!!!!!!!! OMG made me feel sick just watching.....the guy has the skills though, that is for sure!
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+5 24. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video DOGS ON THE INSIDE - Trailer

Yes, a Dog is a lifesaver...I would have killed myself last year if it had not been for my Dog. This brought a HUGE smile to my face!
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0 25. martynbiker commented 2 years ago on video NASA Grows First Flower in Space

I am underwhelmed...........
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+2 26. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Would you ???

NO! NO! NO! Not even for £10,000,000 not a cat in hells chance!
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+20 27. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Guy demonstrates impressive mechanical saw that he invented himself

Damn! That is GENIUS!!
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+2 28. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video POV | Manizales Extreme Urban downhill Race 2016 | Phil Kmetz

How do they pedal with testicles so large?
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+3 29. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video This is NOT a Propeller

10/10 for innivation, thinking outside of the box, or should that be fan housing?
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+3 30. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video £13.500 but the dream is here

A balance-board is $16920 cheaper! AND AS MUCH FUN.....OR IF YA WANNA GO GHETTO.....a 40oz empty bottle and a 2 foot length of 5 x 1 lol
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+1 31. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Live from the Flight Deck

Sux2Bu

NO ONE LIKES A SMARTASS!
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+3 32. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Portuguese dad gets tickets for AC/DC

#5 yeah yeah yeah oh my oh yeah oh boy wikid, safe, oh yeah, im the daddy im the dadyy........ ( well MAYBE!)
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+5 33. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Master bladesmith

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-3 34. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video MIT cheetah robot lands the running jump

kinda disturbing really........
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+10 35. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Man saves falling kid

good thinking........
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+3 36. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Near death airplane collision with skydiver in free fall

Revoke that Pilots licence! damn!
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+4 37. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Nobody helped

Too many folks don't or wont get involved............and US BIKERS get a bad name don't we?
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+1 38. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Miss Universe 2015: Host Steve Harvey Names WRONG Woman Winner

My prediction for 2016 is....Steve Harvey ain't getting hired any time soon!
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-8 39. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Ravenmania - Nevermore!

evil!!!!! SHOOT IT!
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+13 40. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video At the very last second

very lucky doggie!
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+4 41. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video O Encadernador - book binder

REAL Craftsman......
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+5 42. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video The Future of Video Games

lol lol lol lol lol lol :D



oh yeah...........and a squirrel! :squirrel:
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+6 43. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Thai dunk tank

new york yankees are recruiting bro!
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+5 44. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video UNCANNY VALLEY

Disturbing.........
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-1 45. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Darth Trump

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+3 46. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Cops Return Shopping Carts In Hilarious Fashion

EPIC! :)
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+1 47. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Wait ... let's try my way

The Force is strong with this one.....
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+7 48. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video 101 years old lady loves the snow

Awww bless her! what a lovely old lady <3
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+6 49. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Somewhere in Ethiopia

london would move a lot quicker if it was like that!
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+4 50. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Stormscapes 3

music spoiled it would rather listen to thunder.......storms are awesome though!
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+2 51. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video CheerSounds - Dream Big

WOW! I wish i was as fit as those guys.......impressive!
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+1 52. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video GoPro captures moment motorcyclist collides with truck.

Damn that made me CRINGE!
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+6 53. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Even with my bike, I can't do that

Damn! that could have gone SO very very wrong!
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+8 54. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Movember Mustache Removal 2015 (not for kids)

" just grind her back hair away" ROFLMAO!!!!
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+2 55. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video BROTHERS BRING THE HOOD TO THE 'BURBS AT CHRISTMAS

I love the fact that people see a "sterotype" and it is not until they see a different side of someone that they realise that NOT ALL people are bad,I hope that changed peoples viewpoint.


PS Damn those guys can sing!
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+19 56. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video What went wrong ?

the clutch controlling anchor payout was worn, and failed......very very expensive!
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+1 57. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Why you let sleeping snakes lie...

FUCK THAT!
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+7 58. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video More bark than bite? Get your dog a werewolf muzzle.

#2 in some countries in parks where there are kids around ALL dogs required to be muzzled....has NOTHING to do with the temperament of your dog
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0 59. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Roman candle machine gun

That would be one way of clearing a riot!
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0 60. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Nicole Frybortova cycling skills

DAMN! That Girlie got some skills and balance! Beautiful to watch!
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0 61. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Making a tree, out of a tree

ray mears would call that a firestick! lol
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-3 62. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video iGun

wank!......................
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+1 63. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video World's Largest Organ

Toccata & Fugue or Inna Gadda da Vida or it doesnt count!!!!!!!!!!!11
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-1 64. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video This Crazy Guy Jumps Nearly 200 Feet Off a Cliff!

kin stoopid!
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0 65. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Surfing with a modified motocross

234 takes later......
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+5 66. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Mad Ramps for your ATV

thanks for the upload Sux2bu now i have seen that.I can copy it and make my own! sweet!
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+4 67. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Stay off my clean floor human!

Roomba-Cat!
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+9 68. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Russian kid tests out protective case for his phone...

Faker than my ex wifes orgasms!
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+3 69. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Redneck Air Show

I suddenly feel like i never did ANYTHING even remotely dangerous in my entire life........
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+13 70. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Six-seat van carries 51 workers in China’s Guiyang

I had a van like that once.......im surprised it MOVED with 49 peeps in it¬
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+1 71. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Lily cam

Knowing my luck, I would toss it off the bridge and the sodding batteries would be flat......
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+2 72. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Siberia got talent

Bloody Awesome!!!!!!!
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+5 73. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Old Men Grooving

Im 51....what kidz these days forget is.........we wuz bodypoppin way back in 85......lol these guys probably used to bust moves all the time as kids,
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+12 74. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Is This Standard Procedure For Knee Surgery?

Oooooooooooooooooffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
That was painful to watch!
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+8 75. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Cube in a cube

Skill level...AWESOME!
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-2 76. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Happy birthday mom

TEAM AMERICA **** YEAH! ( can i puke now?)
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+3 77. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Sammie Jay

someone buy the poor waif a pair o shoes........
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+5 78. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video The thug life chose me

Sorcery!..............
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+2 79. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Florida family finds pirate treasure in attic

reminds me of the movie "The Monkeys Paw" lol
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+8 80. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Pain is temporary, giving up is forever ...

I felt their pain......well done! it is far to easy to give up!

here is a tip folks! FALLING DOWN, costs HUGE amounts of energy to go from Horizontal, to vertical.......try not to fall down... :)
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0 81. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video "Leech-nado"

nasty things!
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+8 82. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video The 2€ T-Shirt

They take your 2 euros THEN GUILT TRIP ya into donating? NO WAY! I WANT MY SHIRT!!!
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+1 83. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video The Ingenious Design of the Aluminum Beverage Can

#2 the word that gets me is 'soder' its spelt SOLDER and pronounced solder!
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+9 84. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video The First Cellular Phone

i miss my old Nokia 3310 amazing battery life, reliable, damn near unbreakable.....
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+6 85. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Fik shun - World of Dance Las Vegas 2014

im not a fan of the genre of music or dance, but I have just watched that three times in a row! awesome!
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+9 86. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video The chase

Showing bikers in a good light for once.......
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+1 87. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Calbuco Volcano Eruption

That is fear inspiring! would have liked to have seen a longer video.......
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+5 88. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Cars Trapped In Fire Storm

That looks nasty!
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+2 89. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video A whole new way to feed your kids

That's right grandma....fill a Lung with that goop!
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+1 90. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Foodies Kill Their Food For The First Time

Oh Good Grief!...if ya wanna really feel bad slaughter a sheep......theres LOADS of blood..these folk would starve. not me....
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0 91. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Downhill MTB Course Preview on Technical French Trail

Hells bells! Just WATCHING that i nearly wet myself!.........INSANE!!!!!!
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+4 92. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Strangest "things" on the Nürburgring

The DHL Van was HONKIN ON!!!! Nice!.........
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+19 93. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Old Crazy Man Just Want To Carry His Pipe

The stupidity of some people amazes me....even after all these years.....
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+14 94. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video It's not a toy...

People who dump Dogs should be shot in the guts and left to bleed slowly to death.......
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+14 95. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Russian steamroller

#1.....until at least the next day...if they lucky!
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0 96. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Dog and his kid

That could have turned out Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong
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0 97. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Mountain bike world record

140mph down a cliff on a bike. good job they used an old guy..sod all to lose....
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0 98. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Bach's first prelude played with boomwhackers

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY Too much time on their hands!
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+8 99. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Hydraulic road blocks at the entrances of the local military base pop up in case of vehicle attack

The CAB made it........pack the cab with a half a ton of semtex and its gonna get a whole lot closer than the truck does.........the faster...the further it goes.
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+5 100. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Driest desert in South America deluged with deadly floods

When houses and trucks float past your doorway at high speed....you are pretty much SCREWED!!
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+10 101. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video How to save yourself if you're choking!

get this man a Beer.NOW! awesome idea!
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-10 102. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Very special icecream ...

Sad....very, very sad....
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+8 103. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Daddys Beer

he didnt look overly happy.......... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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+3 104. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Field Sports Britain visits US sports/gun stores

I have been to that Store..and I spent a WHOLE DAY in it..it was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+8 105. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Indiana Bones - Raiders of the Lost Bark

Brilliant!!!!!!!!
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+13 106. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Giant Foot Print 200 Million Yrs Old - South Africa

Some peeps will believe ANYTHING! ( of course, its on the interwebs so it MUST be true!)
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-2 107. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video He knows how to

WOW!...........short end stop though!
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+1 108. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Nice treadmill performance

Damn! this guy stole all my moves!!! :D :D :D
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+6 109. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Cool Transforming Tables

The guy makes some awesome stuff..and he's clever with it too......like an engineer...in wood
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+1 110. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Jungle luge at its best

OOOOOOOhhhhhhh that finish line! bruised Coccyx, flat Cojones, broken teeth..
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+8 111. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Anthem

#1 I think you should be more clear.......lol,

Allow me............ ( Boy in background is thinking )..."wow she's hot ... whoops, forgot my hand"
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+6 112. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Meet MILK the polar bear

That poor bear is not ENERGETIC......its BORED! and the enclosure and pool are way way way too small. poor Milk.....
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+5 113. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Stephen Hawking is out of control

Professor hawking is a great sport.awesome! lol
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-2 114. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Don't worry, I'll be there ...

she got bigger balls than me!
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+3 115. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video What happens if you scream out of a window in Sweden at 10 PM

sounds like a crap place to be raped and have to call for help!
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+2 116. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Acrobat Descends Four Flights of Stairs for Bet

Meh.......I seen better........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YID77PcMWCU
Mark Kenny walks down on his hands the 2,223 stairs of the World Trade Center in New York City for "Ripley's Believe It or Not" television show.
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+1 117. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Card Skills

sod playing cards with that guy!
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-8 118. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Photographic Memory

but..what purpose does it achieve? can it make him money? feed him? clothe him? or just a trick to show off????
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+4 119. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video "Stop a Douchebag" 2 Bully vs. Wrestler

#3. YES! Yes, #(removed comment) IS AN IDIOT.....but it won't go away, no-matter how much we beg........
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+5 120. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video A 5 Year Old Street Kid Goes To The McDonald's for the First Time

#(removed comment) SHAME ON YOU!

#7 Are you still here?????
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+3 121. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Arthur does traffic

#3 just like YOU....

Oh boy..he may swear a lot but he is right on so many levels.......WE ALL FEEL THE PAIN!
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+3 122. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Now this is a huge yet gentle Pitbull

he trains the dog as an attack dog and leaves it around his kid? I have a staffie, not a Pit..and she is only small, but incredibly strong.....she grew up with kids, but you NEVER give a dog 100% trust around kids if it has been trained to attack....that is just irresponsible parenting. I hope for Hulks sake he never bites the kid, would be a shame to destroy a lovely dog because of dumb parents.

Also Google DOGS ON STEROIDS.......he didn't get that big naturally...
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+3 123. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Elephant really wants to break this stick then rage quits

Elephant is thinking...........I wish that cameraman would just naff off! ...........lol :D :D :D
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+2 124. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video African man sees snow for the very first time

it doesnt add up for a lot of us brits too! I HATE SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+2 125. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Crazy carrot cutting skills

carrot has to be blanched first otherwise too brittle.....
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+17 126. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Army proof...

I bet America feels real safe knowing they have people like that soldier protecting them...... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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+14 127. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Teenager gets shot in the head and calls Swedish SOS, the operator doesn't believe him

Lessons I have learned today

1 Dont get shot if you are in Sweden
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+1 128. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Octopus gets crabby

i would be thinking.........Hmmmm i can stick my hand in there and get a crab n octopus dinner.Mmmmmmmm
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0 129. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Hillbilly Weatherman

Not as good as Frankie......( liveleak's resident weather forecaster)
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+2 130. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Room 8

brilliant....just awesomeley brilliant!
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+5 131. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Insane BMX run

#2 yeah, but i wish i was as 'suicidal' fit as that!
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+3 132. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Awesome boomerang throw

the boomerand is usually thrown above a flock of ground dwelling birds, as they rise to fly, the boomerang 'should' strike a bird and bring it down....if no6t6, you throw again.....maybe then. #5 you are partly correct
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+1 133. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Rat attack on Cat

like to see the Rat try that with my dads old Dog Thatcher.......woulda been an EX Rat!
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+3 134. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Russia's Finest Mechanic At Work

ENGINEERS REPORT:

BOLTS.... Checked n Tightned

Overtime claimed......400 roubles and as much Vodka as I can drink
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+4 135. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Idiot in Ferrari causes GTR to crash

7768H7 White Ferrari driven by a Penis........shouldn't be TOO hard to find!
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+1 136. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Chain reaction

hundreds of hours of peoples time, huge exspense, studio, camera, hire, megga frustrating amounts of prep, fails, for a few seconds video......and the meaning of it all is????????????
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+7 137. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Man catches bird (seagull) with bare hand

#2 please dont try to eat them, they are incredibly disgusting......
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+6 138. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Dramatic footage of the moment a passenger jet hits a bridge before crashing into a river in Taiwan

#(removed comment) come on, do us all a favour and go back to your basement and W.O.W or Minecraft or Angry Birds, and let us enjoy snotr.com the way it used to be.....FUN....and MINUS YOU!
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+4 139. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Jafar

#6 The voice of reasonableness. Thank You . i wish i could buy you a pint. ;)

#11 your still an Ass, you know that, right?
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+1 140. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video 16 Photos Taken 1 Second Before Disaster

i wanna see what the guy does after the last pic!
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+2 141. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Artist...

Dammit....something in my eye again! :'( :'( :'( Awesome skills!
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0 142. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Biker Goes Airborne

Future organ donor.......... As a 35 years on two wheels rider, a few accidents, mostly my fault.......that was a real cringer!!
Never ride faster than your abilities.......
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+2 143. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Sandstorm by Darude played with accordions

Never liked accordions .......till now! 10/10!!!!!
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+4 144. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Air Raid Scare Prank

WOLF......WOLF! ....one day..........one day.....
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+2 145. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Drum of water into Erta Ale lava lake

ISIS, they need throwing in........let;s see some of that!
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+1 146. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video A biker with a surprise mount

i hope he gets punctures every half mile for the next 12,674 miles!
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+1 147. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Tesla P85D "Insane Mode"

Black chick at the end? MY KINDA GIRL!
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0 148. martynbiker commented 3 years ago on video Crashing a truck at 110mph

watching that crash made my teeth hurt!!!!
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+5 149. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Making a Concertina

Awesome Craftsmanship...... ya don't learn skills like that in a 2 yr training course!
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+3 150. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The best TV-show exit

the Twat is strong in this one..........
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+4 151. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Giant oil rig being thrown around by heavy seas

There is NO AMOUNT of £££££££££ that would get me on one of those things!
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+1 152. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Yosemite free climbers complete their gripping feat

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+1 153. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The Dog

it wont be long untill cars are automatic like the google car, and driving will be illegal
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-3 154. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video U.S. F/A-18E/F Rhino Breaks Speed of Sound

Meh............I seen faster......
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+1 155. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Fail Compilation November December 2014 || TNL

05:54 Someone is gonna be Dead or really badly mashed
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0 156. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video A Kangaroo playing with a Rottweiler

#4 #5 or a Kangarott?
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0 157. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video North Sea Big Wave

NO, no,no no no no no no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!! NEVER..nope, not even ONCE!
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+1 158. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Riding 150mph with no helmet !

He is as STUPID as he LOOKS
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+4 159. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Coffee

Add a shot of Bourbon or Brandy and Coffee becomes MEGGA-AWESOME!!!!!!
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0 160. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Are You Sitting Too Much?

The irony is we are SITTING at a Computer, watching a video on the dangers of SITTING.....Hmmmmmmmm
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0 161. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Active Ice Flow Footage

Wow he was getting excited! I was expecting a mini tidal wave carrying huge boulders or icebergs....i now feel a little deflated
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+1 162. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Koalas fighting

Deadly Dropbears!
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0 163. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Moto Trials Riding Through Giant Igloo

#3 no spikes, its a TRIALS bike, not an ICE SPEEDWAY bike.......
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+6 164. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Derby the dog: Running on 3D Printed Prosthetics

Damn, i got something in my eyes again!
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+25 165. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Elephant caught on CCTV cleaning up the trash

Humans could learn a lot from that Elephant!
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+1 166. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Top 5 Worst Phones Ever!

Ericsson T-10 was the WORST EVER PHONE
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+7 167. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Sergeant Stubbs ( double Amputee ) learning to Skateboard again.

Dude skates better than I do! well done that man........
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+1 168. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Car Crashes Time 4

Guy in the convertible died when he was thrown from the car
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+3 169. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video What is in McDonalds chicken nuggets?

The easy answer is to eat real chicken. if you want 'nuggets' take pieces of chicken, crumb em, dip em in batter, fry em. tastes better, is probably cheaper lb for lb and stops the might Ronald McD from earning a huge profit
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+2 170. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Reactive Quadcopter

#9 that made me laugh out loud!!!!

They should call that thing 'The Banshee' it Howls like one!
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+7 171. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Joe the Barber

The world needs more people like Joe. Totally Unselfish. Well done that man!
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+1 172. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Gift wrapping in Japan

Skill level=AWESOME!
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+3 173. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Awesome Machines

I was pretty spellbound...that dude has WAY too much time on his hands.....
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+2 174. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Extreme Low Pass

Dayum! Steel balls? NO this guys are Pure TUNGSTEN!
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+1 175. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video People asked simple questions

OH, I would hang my head in shame..........
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+7 176. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The flood is coming...

Yep, thats a good un! aye carumba!
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+3 177. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video It's not what it looks like

coffee...........through.......nose...... pmsl!!!!!!! :D :D :D
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-1 178. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The Fastest Bike in the World

if it hasn't got 4 cylinders, 1000cc and upside down forks, i don't want to know.............
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-12 179. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Euclideon SOLIDSCAN

no doubt to be used in the next generation of shoot em up trainee mass murderer/rapist/jihadist video games,,,,,,
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+4 180. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video How to make a clarinet out of a carrot

#3 HOGWEED is poisonous and will make your skin on your lips blister. that is VERY BAD ADVICE!The sap of giant hogweed causes phytophotodermatitis in humans, resulting in blisters, long-lasting scars, and—if it comes in contact with eyes—blindness. These serious reactions are due to the furocoumarin derivatives in the leaves, roots, stems, flowers, and seeds of the plant.
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0 181. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Kid gets some serious air at the skate park on his bike... Doesn't stick the landing

if you look close you can see the exact moment his face changes from "Oh AWESOME!!" to "OH SH.....
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+3 182. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Kid gets some serious air at the skate park on his bike... Doesn't stick the landing

I was waiting for the "BBWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
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+6 183. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Strange and Amazing Cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart

Cool! lol Bonnie would vote!
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+1 184. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Jeremy Clarkson v Michelle Jenneke

That was PURE VOYEURISM on Clarky's behalf....but if i had the BBC paying for my stuff..i may do the same thing.
I DO NOTICE however, that the VERY CHUBBY Mr C. dit not offer to swap roles, and race the very lithe, gorgeous and obviously fitter htan a butchers dog......Michelle J!
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+9 185. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The last Teabender

Next time I'm asked 'shaken or stirred Mr Bond?' I'm gonna reply............'Bent!'
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+2 186. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Flash flooding at Train station

I suppose it beats the 'wrong type of snow' or 'leaves on the line' excuse!
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+1 187. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Waiting 10 Months For The Perfect Drone Footage

I wish i could afford a drone.........
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+6 188. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Climbing huge chimney in Pitesti

Im sorry but i had to stop watching half way across the top ironwork...i was getting cramp in my arsecheeks from all the clenching!
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+9 189. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Tailgater gets instant karma

NO-ONE here noticed she was driving ILLEGALLY? Using a phone either to Text OR Film is actually against the law if you are the one filming when driving!
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0 190. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Touch Technique simultaneously on 2 guitars

Seen better............
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+2 191. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Driving In Russia

Whew was right on the last one! Some of them made me jump! lol
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+4 192. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video This 12 year old can teach all of us something .....

I am Humbled
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+2 193. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video 100 Amazing Bass Lines

#7 Your music would be pretty damn dull with out Bass lines! And its Bass Line..... a baseline is used in measurement!
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-1 194. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Dance on the circle.

I think i had en epileptic fit watching that!
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0 195. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video This guy has some talent right there

an we complained at iPods bein too loud...lol
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+5 196. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Japanese secret box

Takes nearly as long to open it, as it took to make it....lol
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-16 197. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Firing Heavy Weapons In Slow Motion

HUH? What? really? that WAS...kinda SHITTY.....C'mom, if your gonna get that close to that weaponry....at least, PLEASE take a GO-Pro it takes better pics than that.......in fact, take a 15 yr old skate-boarder an da GO-pro. And you will get AWESOME footage...........thumb me down if i am wrong!










And you know I aint! >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) >:)
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0 198. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Classical orchestra eating the worlds hottest chili peppers while playing 'Tango Jalousie'

Absolute complete professionals and/or idiots to have been able to hold that together! LOL :D :D
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+4 199. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video ISS Resupply Mission Antares Rocket Explodes on Liftoff

Saving $445,000,000 by using 1960's Russian Engines

Losing a £1,900,000,000 contract

Seriously miffed Astronauts not getting their freeze dried grub

but on the plus side......ONE HELL OF A FIREWORK!!!
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+5 200. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Giant wolf spider

babies or not..the SPIDER DEATH SPRAY woulda been in my hand!!!!!
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+1 201. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Motorcyclist rescues girl from car

Well in the UK, we are now not allowed to carry a Knife BY LAW! She woulda died here......
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+1 202. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Size doesn't matter when it comes to Food!

cuteness overload!
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+4 203. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Tom and Jerry at MGM by the John Wilson Orchestra

That took me back to Saturday Mornings!
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+9 204. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The artwork of a very expensive handmade wristwatch

Fantastic engineering....but i would rather have that wooden case it comes in! Personally i think the watch is as ugly as it is expensive!
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+1 205. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Monster gold nugget discovered in Butte foothills

the SAD thing is, its only metal, gold, tin, lead, metal, it may BE GOLD, but it's still metal.......its only worth, what people will pay....if ALL the gold in the world was flooded onto the marked, that nugget would only be worth about $6000
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+30 206. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Military Secrets: How to open velcro silently

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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+5 207. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Woman fails extinguisher training

That was the funniest thing I have seen in weeks!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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+18 208. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Never knew how cute porcupines sound!

What a delightful little chap!
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+10 209. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Making A Rocket With Sugar And Kitty Litter

WOW! Now, how do i make the fuses?
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-4 210. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video This is the Coolest perspective you'll get for a plane landing...

I HATE LANDING.....LOVE THE TAKEOFFS!!! I know that is the most dangerous time what with the fuel load n all......But I hate HATE landing!















Is it bad that im a Pilot?























Nah.....just kiddin! lol :D :D :D
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+2 211. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The all new Crazy Cart XL

Im 51, but suddenly, I'm 11 and WANNA GO!!!!!
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+1 212. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Good reflexes

that made my swantickles tingle!
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+4 213. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Oh, so that's the "real" purpose of tuning keys on a guitar !

Flash Git! I like it!
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+17 214. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Paintball is not for everyone

thats what ya get when ya freeze the balls.....
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0 215. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video 27 Litre Rover - Charlie's Story

All i can add really is........HOW MUCH IS THE INSURANCE????????!!!!!!!!
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+6 216. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Small Plates

Just NOT worth 220 dollars........gotta admit though.the kids were awesome! loved the toast "to Vampires"...... :D :D :D :D
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+2 217. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Racing Mini Quadcopters Advanced Course

that is awesome!
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+4 218. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Last fluent speaker of the Wukchumni language

We will be doing the same with English soon....proper English is now a thing of the past.
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+2 219. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Rare footage of a human with rabies

rabies is still rare........and there is vaccines. Now EBOLA.that is a different matter
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+5 221. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Man Goes Crazy During Street Interview and Rips Shirt

YES!!!! I FEEL SANE............ :) :D :D :D
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+9 222. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Slovakia's flying car

#2 its a 'pusher' prop......jets push from the back, you trust them, why not a prop plane??....gotta admit the shape does make it look like it is in a permanent dive.......
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+2 223. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Arbor Skateboards - Burn It Down

no wonder it got a wobble on the way he was slidin n flatspottin the wheels.......
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+5 224. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video GoPro expectations vs reality

roflmao........ :D :D :D :D
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+1 225. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Lifeboat Launch, Win Or Fail?

10 9 10 9 9.5 10 9.5
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+2 226. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Popping Kitten

Was I the only one expecting a cat to explode?
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-2 227. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Stephen Fry tries to explain the feeling of manic depression

OH PS....He should stay off the COCAINE........ its awesome but does no good to a Beep...(beep is slang for a BP sufferer)
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+1 228. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Meanwhile in Romania

NO WAY! would i do that.......
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+3 229. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Caught Inside at Maverick's

#2 However long it is.....its TOO long!
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0 230. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Drawing timelapse: a bottle of Oddka vodka

If i had not seen it drawn....I would have said CGI. DAMN!! That is impressive.....
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0 231. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The Irish don't fuck around with their adverts...

That made me feel sick..............
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+2 232. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Kalimba

Finish Him! Left, Right, Left, Right, triangle
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+28 233. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Guy squeezes 80 foot tall sailboat under a 65 foot tall bridge

Now there is a sailor who absolutely knows how to sail!! That was impressive!
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+1 234. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video What could go wrong?

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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+3 235. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video First Moon Party

What has been seen...cannot be unseen!
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0 236. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video New cupholder design

hardly new! I had one exactly like that 20 years ago, attached to the dashboard....
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+1 237. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Trucks rule at monash uni....EXAM FEVER

last comment was the best.........
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+2 238. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Bumpkey for the "Forever Lock"

Locks only keep honest people out........there is NO SUCH THING as a lock or safe or Vault that is impossible to pick/open
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+2 239. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Octopus being attacked by leatherjacket

Nasty little beggars!
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+7 240. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town

Bunch of pussies! either 1.Put a BAG or SACK over its head...... or 2. grab a leg and flip it on its back......
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0 241. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Rémi Gaillard - Foot 2014

What manner of sorcery is this?????? WOW!!!!!!!
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0 242. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video You want some Mountain Dew?

dog looks at colour and smell and is like.Grrrrnooooooooooooooo!!!
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+2 243. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Two Blind Sisters See for the First Time

Brought tears to MY eyes.........
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+41 244. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video He tried hard ...

That was actually quite distressing....the Dog knows the fish are dying, he also knows they need water to live n breathe.......you could see him looking at the camera as if to say " WHY are you not doing anything?"
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0 245. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Adrian Romoff: 9-Year-Old Piano Player Wows Judges

Well, I certainly did not see THAT coming!
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0 246. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The incredible last lap

#5 it's called RACING
#7 OH Yes it was! Wasn't it?......woohoo!!!!

And to all the rest........THIS is why I <3 Motorbikes!!!!!!!! You can stick your F1!
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+1 247. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Great Dane puppy at 3:30am

Owned by his puppy........
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-3 248. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Terrifying ghost scares sleeping wife

Snotr has gone WAY WAY WAY down-hill........
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+2 250. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video This Guy Walks His Pack Of German Shepherds In Public Like A Boss

The Dog Whisperer!
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+4 251. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Inside the cockpit with the Blue Angels

I would LOVE to be a backseat passenger in that!!!!!! OH YEAH BABY! >:) >:) >:)
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+1 252. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Pimp my TV

That would get old for me after about 5 minutes........
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+3 253. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Tongue Twister Rap

no wonder he looks sick as a chip after 67 takes!
Give the man a BEER!
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+8 254. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Peeling Pineapple

Dude looks at the guy with the Camera like " Sup? never seen someone cut a pineapple before?"
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+1 255. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video $800,000 watch tells perfect time

#7
If I had the kind of money for the pool.....I would have the watch too...plus a Veyron!
if your gonna be ostentatious you may as well be Vulgar as well!
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+2 256. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Blink-182: A 5 Minute Drum Chronology

Impressive! But stuff livin next door to him!
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+1 257. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video An Artisan Discovered

FROM HIS WEBSITE

Prices are broad in range. High grade pipes require a great deal of knowledge, tooling, and experience to construct. A simple elegant black sandblasted pipe generally starts at $650. Smooth pipes are priced from $1000 and may be priced $2000 and up for the finest and rarest examples of my work.
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+4 258. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Simonster - Strength Workout

I am feeling very unfit and old right now...(I am, but that made it worse!)

I was mesmerized........did not even think some of things were possible to do!
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0 259. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video What if LA was a giant empty skate park?

#3 GORF LOOK AGAIN! Tree leaves do not wave or move on a still frame!!
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+1 260. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Making and start up of a radial engine of VW parts

GENIUS!!!!! I could watch that over and over..
In fact, I think I will!!
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+3 261. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Cyclist rides through South Downs National Park rave

The amount of rubbish left by these MORONS sickens me!
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+1 262. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Puppy Birthday Present Causes Little Girl to Break Down

Daddy, That's not an iPad!!!!!
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0 263. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Spontaneous music on the Metra train

Makes me want to start using public transport!
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0 264. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Awesome fully automatic Wolverine claws

Gets a little excited doesn't he?
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-6 265. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The Empty Car Convoy

That is excellent.......(notice the small print at the side though....MODIFIED to stay on!..this is because of people like the American that thought Cruise Control was Autopilot and went back to make a coffee in his winnebago and wrecked....lol.. they even state in owners manual now that cruise control is not auto pilot as the numpty sued them )even so, Impressive!!

I must admit I would have been sweating being the blindfolded guy....good demonstration of having faith in a product!
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0 266. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Life in the Fast Lane

Well, I enjoyed that! :D
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0 267. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Contact Juggler

WOW!..just....WOW!
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+1 268. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Cliff Slip and Slide

Anyone else notice the brown oil scum on the surface? guarantee that was not there before they started this...
thumbs down all u like! that amount of detergent kills wildlife!!

Looks like FUN though!.so I is torn! :( :D :( :D :( :D
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-1 269. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Ukrainian kid with balls of steel

PS......I will have nightmares now tonight,,,Thanks a bunch UKRAINE KID....lol :P
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+1 270. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Diver attacked underwater by another diver

Attempted Murder.....pure and simple
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+1 271. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video This Thunderstorm Time Lapse Is Absolutely Nuts

Can't a Mod ban number 2 for this?
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+3 272. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Blind Dog Plays Fetch

There are people that can learn a lot from that dog!
It may be Blind...yet it leads a full and fun life.....
Corny name though...Keller..lol
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+3 273. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Amazing Guitar Player

Technically brilliant! unfortunately he is casting his pearls before swine......
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-6 274. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video 25 angry dogs - What would you do?

first one near me would have lost its teeth
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-2 275. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Russian close quarters shooting drills

SAS train with live ammo under even harsher conditions (smoke, flashbangs, in the dark in rooms, etc)
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+1 276. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video The difference new engines make in Formula 1

I don't care how GREEN or Politically Correct the cars are now.......they SOUND CRAP!
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+1 277. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Subaru WRX STI vs. Stick Bomb

Damn! the work in that was awesome! fantastic photography.and Kudos to the guy who was "driving" the RC car..proper skills........ :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+3 278. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Impact in 10,9,8 .....

roflmao.......that was a classic
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+29 279. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Blackstone oil engine startup

I could watch that and listen to it all day! Wonderful!
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+16 280. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Blink and you'll miss it?

I guess they have done that before.........
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+1 281. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Damascus Steel

Pure Craftsmanship,Bloody Genius......and......I WANT ONE!
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+2 282. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Guy farts on a dog

Dog turns round to fart on guys balls........
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+3 283. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Parkour Fail - Guy Nearly Dies on Rooftop

Maybe Parkour really ain't his sport?
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+3 284. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Schumos Coffee

I am NEVER drinking Tea again!
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+3 285. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video How Its Made - LEICA M9-P Hermès

Beautiful....but damn hell! That camera better make me the next David Bailey or i would want my $50,000 back!
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-3 286. martynbiker commented 4 years ago on video Raw, unedited, silent footage of the bombing of Nagasaki, August 9, 1945.

a
All killing of other humans is unnatural and wrong. But this, this is just PURE FUCKING EVIL.
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+5 287. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video There's something different about this pizza delivery

Next video HOMELESS GUYS SELLS PIZZA FOR BEER MONEY.....
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+6 288. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Mammoth Icebreaker

Now that is class! Arrive at the North Pole in a Shirt and Tie! Trust the Russians to think of that one!
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+2 289. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Google is Going to Blackmail You

Many a true word spoken in jest.......
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-4 290. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Guys in Russia listening to Roy Jones jr in their car

awefuckinsomeandthensome!
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+3 291. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Paraplegic throws first ever sit ski backflip

Ballsy............
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+9 292. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video How to fold a suit to go in a suitcase without wrinkling

He's done that a few times............
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-3 293. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video That ain't no patch of grass...

Kill it! KILL IT!!!!!!
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+5 294. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Self defense scam fail

The men who watch goats.
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+6 295. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Policeman playing on a street piano in Prague

Cool.... Police are human after all.
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+9 296. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video The Real Walter White

He seems proud he made such a devastating drug, but on the flip side, also seems just a tiny bit remorseful.. and he is prepared to do his time also. I wonder if he will write a book " The REAL Walter White"... like so many others and cash in twice on his crimes?
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+3 297. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Would you jump from 52 meters hanging from your toes?

Oh..........Heck.........No..........
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+2 298. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Helix Fries

$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ PROFIT IS ALL I SEE!!!!!!
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0 299. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video ATV rolls 5 times

that made my teeth hurt.......
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+3 300. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video A homeless dog living in a trash pile gets rescued, and then does something amazing!

First i was like :'( :'( :'( then I was all :) :) then :D :D and <3
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+1 301. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Fishing under ice

My mind is now well and truly fucked!
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+25 302. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Probably The Coolest Cop Ever

lucky sod...in the UK he woulda been ass searched just because the cop was jealous........
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+7 303. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Circuit Scribe

Al quaeda are qonna love this.........
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+1 305. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Video Room 1000 Complete MIX

wonder if the FBI or anyone else could get it back to original quality or figure out what was there originally? Can it be reversed?
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+1 306. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Finger drumming

I wonder if he can Tap Dance???
AWESOME!!!!!!!
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0 307. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Fail Compilation November 2013 by TNL

0.47 What a colossal TWAT!
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+4 308. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Honey I lost my job today...

I wonder how many times the drivers shouted OH SHIT! as he pumped those brakes?
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+2 309. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Sperm Whale Explodes

Retch, puke, retch, puke, spit, retch........ what that guy will be doing for the next 12 hours!!
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-2 310. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video What ever happened to this guy and his invention ?

Probably killed off by BP!
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+6 311. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Making the Fletcher Capstan Table

The man is a GENIUS!
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+3 312. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Moscow Subway Ticket Machine Accepts 30 Squats as payment

Best idea in a long time.....we should introduce the 500 squats for dole money incentive in the uk!
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+3 313. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Diver finds site off the coast of Ireland that's littered with WW2 Sherman Tanks

Weird........not one fish...
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+4 314. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video How to peel an entire head of garlic in about 10 seconds

#7 you have the wrong wife........
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+3 315. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Van Damme is still Cool, apparently.

never before has a man spreading his legs caused so much discussion on Snotr........
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+3 316. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Master pinstriper demonstrates roundhand lettering

The only thing he 'pre laid out' was the lines to denote the baseline, the top of the letters and the top of the highest points. there was no predrawn letters or tracing done as others think.
Skills like this have been overtaken by computers. But the beauty of this style of work is that it is not 'perfect' each letter is very slightly different, each vehicle sign-written is unique..
A true craftsman at work!
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+1 317. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video This man had one chance at the spot light and went balls to the wall

#10 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder..............
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+5 318. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video 12-year-old kid teaches himself Blue Devil's snare book

Well done that kid!
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+1 319. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Insane Motorcycle Emergency Brake

I nearly shat myself just watching that!
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+1 320. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Trophy Truck

Is there a better word for awesome than awesome? Cos if there is........That was............!!!!!!!!!!!
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0 321. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Cracked Chiropractor Commercial

girl in yellow.....NICE TITS!!!!!!
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+5 322. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video This guy is INSANE!

To the non riders here......."where you LOOK the bike WILL go" simple as. If you have confidence as a rider and confidence in your machine, if you could walk it without falling, then you can ride it, no problem. :)
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-4 323. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video What happens when you pour 1200F molten aluminum into an anthill?

number 2, by your screen name and your comment, would that be "Allah Akhbar" in your language????
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+3 324. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Animated Pulp Fiction in 60 seconds

EXCELLENT!
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0 325. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Shaving with a ceramic knife

Man! that is as sharp as shit!
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+5 326. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Alex Honnold, Free Solo

My bloody hands were sweating watching that... he gives a new definition to NO FEAR!
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+12 327. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Dog collecting the tip's

#(removed comment) Your a real ray of sunshine aint ya? I bet you are so fun to be with!
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+2 328. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Incredible Juggling

Bloody awesome!
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+3 329. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video F18 Fighter - Flying Low

nobody read the words on the vid?? XflightsimulatorX ????????
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0 330. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Mirror's Edge parkour

01.29 and I am Fuckin DONE!!!!!
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+4 331. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Inside the legendary Audi S1

VERY FAST! even by today's standards!
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+5 332. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Bicycle powered tree house elevator.

Ingenious! :(|)
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+3 333. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Man with an unexpected voice

Fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!
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0 334. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Crazy Motorcycle Stunter

Immense control, freakin HUGE rear sprocket, thumb brake for rear wheel...and balls of steel............
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0 335. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Dog vs. blower....round one

#8

Damn, im happy when gettin blown, and im not a dog!.....(much).. :)
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0 336. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Fog rolling over mountains in Newfoundland

Tsunami wave!
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+4 337. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Down Syndrome MMA fighter

To the haters......this kid has more balls and guts than any of you haters.....he would also mostly kick your ass......Downs Syndrome people are VERY strong.
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0 338. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Entropy begone

sympathetic vibration?? sympathetic vibration
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+3 339. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Kendama champion

Awesome to the max.....Pure Skillz!
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+10 340. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Experiments in Speed

#1 only 102 on the rollers.... BUT 80mph on a rough old airfield,wearing leathers and a lid, oxygen starvation in a lid im sure...ever tried running in leathers and a Lid?
the guy is awesome and must be very fit!
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+1 341. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Ice Ice Baby

It took the guy longer than it took vanwinkle............

excellent job! :(|) :(|)
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+1 342. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video Snow ski + Jet Pack = Awesome

Wile E Coyote wants his Jetpack back!!!!!! :D :D :D
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+1 343. martynbiker commented 5 years ago on video With A Piece Of Chalk

AWESOME! :) :) This brought :'( to my eyes...........
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-1 344. martynbiker commented 8 years ago on video 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Shouldnt the title be......EVERY LINE ARNIE EVER SPOKE IN A MOVIE?
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-2 345. martynbiker commented 8 years ago on video Dragons Den

#18 " a near death shin injury" ??????????? are you real?????
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-3 346. martynbiker commented 8 years ago on video Epic Frog Fail

Nom Nom Nom NOT!!!!!!!! :S
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+3 347. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade

The guy is a Total Wanker......
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0 348. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Rastafari in elevator

Sweet!
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-3 349. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Warthog

13 your an ass.

and when you are as UGLY as a Warthog, whatcha got to lose??????
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+1 350. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video The Passenger

I just want some of the Drugs he was taking............... >:)
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+8 351. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Cat Tape Experiments

if you put a piece of tape on the ears, each paw and tail, a cat will " Breakdance" DAMHIK..... :D :D :D
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+10 352. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Projection on Buildings

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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+6 353. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Ford Fiesta presentation fail

she tripped over that mat, it was also darkened with the lights dimmed............ if that had been the USA she could have sued.

:D
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+8 354. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Chinese kid playing "I'm Yours"

That Kid is Brilliant for his age... and #(removed comment) PLEASE post a vid of YOUR Talentless ass doing something HALF as good as this kid.

Niek, Thank You for posting this it made me chuckle!! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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+6 355. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Guy imitates engine sounds

That would have been so much better without the retard laughing and if the room was not so 'echoey'

Apart from that... he was good!!! :(|) :(|) ::(|)
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+9 356. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Top Gear - Bugatti Veyron vs McLaren F1 (Drag Race)

I was surprised the Mc Claren got a head start, but once the Hamster wound up that Veyron....... there wasnt a lot in it really. not to say the advances in technology in the last 15 years.
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+2 357. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Denmark Live Robot Boys

Strangely Hypnotic............
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+2 358. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video What's wrong with this?

#7 Please stop driving now.

#4 What planet are you from?????????
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-20 359. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Ok..

Vidos on Snotr are getting worse!

What the heck is this Drivel?

Mods, surely you cant approve crap like this????
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+19 360. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Mimicking bird - unseen footage!

i bet that can get annoying........ :D :D :D
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+5 361. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video US Special Forces Hostage Rescue

#7, #8 & #9

Free speech is a right in most civilised countries, while I do not agree with #(removed comment)'s sentiments, your comments also could be construed as offensive, as could mine.

Why cant we all get along?

And MODERATORS is there any need for cussing and using the 'F' word on these comments?
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-3 362. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Playback

I bet this guy cringes every time he sees this footage......
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+3 363. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Jump The Pier

That is INSANE!!!!!!!!!!! :(|)
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+1 364. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Casey Stoner

#1

Barry Sheene was good, But Joey Dunlop was Better!
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+2 365. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Slomo Collection

#6
the first balloon bunch where only a few popped was a shotgun with a full 'choke' fitted. this condensed the shot into a tighter pattern.
The 2nd bunch where they were all popped was the same gun but no choke fitted, just open cylinder so the shot spreads more.
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+5 366. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Russian Merry-Go-Round

I could nearly FEEL the blood pressure in that guys head!!!!!!!!! roflmao!
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+1 367. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Citroen + Ferrari = Citrorrari

Ferraritroen! That is just so darn cool!! :(|) :(|) ::(|) ::(|)
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-2 368. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Sliding

in a word......... PATHETIC.
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0 369. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Turbine Engine Explodes

#10
Your English may not be great but your explanation was spot on!
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+1 370. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video English guard FAIL

poor sod must be bored out of his skull........ :(
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+1 371. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Timelapse: California's mountains.

Nice!!!!!!
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+3 372. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video America's Dumbest Criminals

UFO behind sheriffs head @00:32
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0 373. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video More risk, more fun

Love the Music. anyone know who it is by? name of track?
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+6 374. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Optical Illusions

the video producer said a Mobius strip can only exist in a 2 dimensional form on a screen, what a load of crap! take long piece of paper and twist it then join the ends.. you can now draw a line down both sides of the paper without removing the pen from the paper.. you have in fact created your very own Mobius Strip.
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+10 375. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Roller Skating

#(removed comment) crawl back under your rock!


What Amazing Skills!
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+1 376. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Airbag in couch prank

19 Posted 4 days ago by MsZoomy (admin)

it's amazing to watch how that air bag sent that guy flying but those things can do some serious damage, this is definitely one of those "Do Not Try This at Home" pranks.

he's seriously lucky that he didn't get hurt, still.....WOW!!

HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DID NOT GET SERIOUSLY HURT????????

i have spent too many hours in the Emergency Room seeing peopl e that "Did not get seriously hurt"

you all have a strange sense of what is 'Funny'
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+3 377. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Light-paint piano player

weirder than chicken ripple Ice cream..........
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+8 378. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Airbag in couch prank

That was the MOST stupid thing I have ever seen. The Spinal damage of an upward impact like that could land that Man in a wheelchair or seriously ruin his life.

That was so NOT FUNNY!
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+2 379. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Top Gear - Rednecks in Alabama USA

#7 just make it FULL SCREEN and you will have NO Problems......lol
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0 380. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video How to turn around a bus on a bridge

I wouls Pay good money to see ANY of the naysayers who rubbish this video do what that driver did.
There is not one of you that could do it....... you probably couldnt even turn a car round on that bridge.
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-2 381. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Deepsea something... eeww

It DOES actually look like a portuguese man of war being eaten by Lampreys..........
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-1 382. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video You Say We Pay

#(removed comment) stop being a DICK or a Moderator will Ban your Ass.
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+2 383. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Optimus Prime - Spy Video {truck form}

Thanks for that #(removed comment)! great vid.. and #11 if you pause the youtube vid at the end you can see the readout..... 203.80mph. 546 mph slower than the speed of sound......
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+2 384. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video What's in the Box?

I see some Dutch lad becoming very rich soon...........
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+1 385. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Schwartz on a big piano

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+8 386. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Optimus Prime - Spy Video {truck form}

#4 & #11
What you heard is the engines reversing and the chute "popping"
that Truck DID NOT. I repeat DID NOT reach 760mph!

Roflmao!
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-1 387. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Pring My Ride - Customise Your Bike Using A Pringles Pipe

I'm sorry, I fell asleep........ Did I miss anything????
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+4 388. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Scania Power

#1 has NO IDEA what he is talking about! :D
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-1 389. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video How to turn around a car

Shoot her...........
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+7 390. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Possibly The World's Smallest Car

#6 its the wind up key on the back that makes it faster!
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+7 391. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Woman parks car...

All you girls squabbling about where it is hardest to learn to drive would have a major heart attack if you had to sit the Drivers Test in the UK.
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+5 392. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Ball Trick

#(removed comment) you are a very sad individual.
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-8 393. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Chester The Dog

I am absolutely amazed that THAT was voted worthy of $100,000 of taxpayers money! Sure it was funny, cute even, I will even go as far as to say clever. but worth $100,000... not a chance!
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+10 394. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Wood chopping machine

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ONE!!
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+2 395. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Craig Ferguson - A Musical Genius?

One of my Fave songs! I laughed myself silly at this one!

Brilliant!! :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+3 396. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Car thief?

#5, with his movement of "picking something up" keys or whatever he dropped, (maybe he found a dollar?) the movement of his body sideways and the movement of his vehicle would not 'register' with his brain.
Its a bit like being on a train and having the stationary train next to you start to move....... you don't realize for a second or two whether it is YOU or the OTHER party that is moving..... it can be quite disorientating........
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+7 397. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Car thief?

Sorry comment #(removed comment) was a glitch...

if you watch the time stamp on the top of the Video......... it shows it took quite a long time "in reality" to move... and the guy was in the coffee shop/donut shop/ whatever for about 5 minutes.

either way..... he looks proper confused! roflmao!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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-4 398. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Four high-performance cars in a drag race

a $12,000 yamaha R1 or Suzuki Hayabusa would kick the lot of em into last place..... and be more fun too.......
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+1 399. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Jetboat crashes

seems like everyone crashes.... so if ya went steady, youd probably win it...... :)
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+5 400. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video More risk, more fun

Sweet!
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+9 401. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Strange Japanese Sea Creatures

#2 yeah, tha japs will eat it!
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+2 402. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Beatboxing flute

check youtube for beatboxing supermario way way better......
this was good though.....
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+1 403. martynbiker commented 9 years ago on video Pole dancing

#14 I think it is a "staged" funny video.... dont ya think?

either way i laughed so hard i nearly choked.

:(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+5 404. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Bollocks

#5, you obviously have never driven a Passat turbodiesel...... you would never know it is not a gasoline engine......

#3 Bollocks, in the UK, is also used roughly to mean " Oh, dear me, I didnt mean to do that!"
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-13 405. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Homer with an Intel CPU for a brain

#3 that is 270,000,000,000,000 calculations per second ( Approx) that the human brain can manage. Bill gates can only DREAM about what God can Create.........
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+3 406. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Insane dog part 2

#2 ROFLMAO
skoobydoobblydoobbydiddlydapndo! :(|) :(|) :(|)
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+1 407. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Insane scooter tricks

that 2520 was wikid! ( thats 7 360 spins) just before the reverse backflip at the end.... :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) /10
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+3 408. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Minivan does a handstand

#14 Kia buy the "Obsolete" body panel moulds and press their own, then rename them something else, could be a Kia, but the shape is deffo Vanette
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-3 409. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Minivan does a handstand

#5 GET A LIFE!
Its a Nissan Vanette
Front engine, no weight i back, prob a passenger in front. Mine used to do that if I hit the Brakes hard enuff.
Now take the red Pill and Disappear will ya?
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+1 410. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video How to turn water into balls

#1 roflmao!

#11 Are you for real? Kill someone for this? I hope they never let you have a Gun. Idiot!
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+7 411. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Lamborghni garage

I think maybe somebody is a Drug Dealer?

NO Way can you afford those 5 Lambos by any Honest means....
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+1 412. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Insane skateboarding skills

#1 and #4
Can you do better? Jealousy is a terrible thing.
I think Rod M Rocks..... he shows more personality and Individuality in his Skating than most.... Cool Vid.
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+2 413. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video The smallest car in the world

#6 actually 1 wheel at back and TWO at front is VERY stable, do it the other way round ( like the Robin Reliant) then it IS unstable.
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+1 414. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Army accidents compilation

#28 its called "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor
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0 415. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Street soccer skills

#5 Get a life.... you are probably one of these retarded inbred from the union of brother and sister types that sees anything, or everything and says FAKE!

#6 ROFLMAO! at your Sorcery comment......

#8 Are you, by any chance, related to #5??

That curve goal was AWESOME!
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-2 416. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Household injuries

Most-uniQue...... your letting yourself down Dude! this is PURE CRAP!
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+8 417. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video 5.6kg (12.3 lbs) cat

on second thoughts. maybe the Owner needs a good hard kick in the head?
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+1 418. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video 5.6kg (12.3 lbs) cat

What that cat really needs is a good hard kick in the head
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+7 419. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video French ERYX Misfire

Roflmao! I would like to have seen the rest of the film where they were all running like mad!
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+1 420. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video The end of the world

Utter Crap!
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+4 421. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Time Fountain

#2 Isn't it wonderful to be as Ignorant as you are? I bet you say Boring or Fake to every video you see...... just because you don't understand what is happening it makes it boring huh?

#5, good explanation to #4!
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-2 422. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Extreme Biking

Fantastic! a little arrogant in that they didn't really care about shoving in front of slower riders...whats wrong with waiting at the top for like 2 more minutes and getting a clear run?... and the bit at the end when he cut in front of the guy going through the narrow fence was just plain rude....... but at the same time I have to admire that nutters skill on a bike.
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0 423. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Snake attacks after losing body

Why the STUPID scream sound effects, and the Moo?
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+1 424. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Why we drink

Ditto to #3 I thought it was just me! I have done a system restore and spent 2 hours trying to figure out WHY?????? :'(
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+3 425. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video World's first amphibian quadbike

Forget the chick...... send this Video to the SAS...... or US NAVY SEALS....... oh they will want one BIG STYLE! >:)
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+2 426. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Hovis ad

at 1.22 you see a "mustard yeller" ( we called em BABYSHITPOO colour) AUSTIN PRINCESS

That was NOT a WARTIME car but an ABORTION of the late 1970's

WHO ARE THEY TRYIN TO KID????
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+3 427. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Pants on fire

Well someone has to say it! "GOODNESS, GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!"

ROFLMAO.................... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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+3 428. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Kittens discover the crack under the door

I wanna see the Video when they are too big to get under and knock themselves out! >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) >:) >:)
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+3 429. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video The funny gymnast

ROFLMAO! Brilliant!!!!! :D
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+2 430. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video How stupid...

I think I retracted my Testicles into my mouth as I saw that! OUCH!!!!!!!!!
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+14 431. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video For 9 bucks you can do whatever you want to a rental car

His Parents must be SO PROUD of him........ what a complete RETARD!!!!!!!!!!
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+5 432. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time

That is SCARY! if an 11yr old girlie can Field strip an AR-15 with Function Check in 53 seconds........what the hell can she do with a Loaded one..... I assume she can shoot it, If the recoil doesn't knock her on her Butt!
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+3 433. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Headshot!

Actually Spelalagom.SE actually use real "Home Video" clips to show how accidents can happen.......... they are an Insurance Company. Sorry all you doubters, but its not fake. >:)
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+9 434. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Guy with helmet vs. goat

Now a REAL MAN woulda done that without a Helmet...... The GOAT wasnt wearing one!
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+2 435. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Monkeys on ice

#6 wrote hey wats the diff between a husband and a botfriend?...................about 40mins

WHAT IS A BOTFRIEND? sounds kinda GAY to me!
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+2 436. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Monkeys on ice

#15, if you think what you had with Aliquantulus was a heated discussion, then maybe you had better check out http://www.advrider.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=9

the guys in JoMamma will have you reaching for your Pacifier & Security Blanket within 3 posts!

Go on, register up and have a go in some of them forums, I dare ya, I double-dare ya!
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-1 437. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

and yeah, after the first 20 seconds it wasnt even funny....... in fact, it wasnt even funny at all, "Niek" your a turd!
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-1 438. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video How not to use an escalator

Is'nt 'Moderator' another term for 'Micro=penis'?
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0 439. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Down the stairs

Now theres NORMAL STUPID and there is www.darwinawards.com stupid... this guy belongs in the 2nd category!
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+6 440. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Strange lions filmed on safari

First! na na na na na!
(Just cos im NOT first doesnt mean I cant post "First";) lol
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+4 441. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Speed painting on a phone

Man that dude has Skillz!
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+20 442. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Dumb blonde

PS this is what happens when u get CRAP actors to make a "funny" video........ IT IS CRAP!
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+2 443. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Pregnancy + alcohol

I call "BULLSHIT" but I could be wrong........ I don't have any Vodka so I can't try.......... waste of an Egg if you ask me....... lol
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+2 444. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Skittles

If you tried that in Los Angeles, someone would shoot you, either a person with a CW pwermit or a Cop.
I really dont reccomend it. but then again, we may be reading about you on The Darwin awards if you do, so why not eh? give us all a laugh!
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-8 445. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Advanced toilet

2ND! LOL
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+16 446. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Advanced toilet

ROFLMAO!
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+2 447. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Bush or Batman

Just goes to show........ put an ACTOR in the whitehouse and everyone thinks he is a President. Maybe BATMAN should run for presidency instead of Obama????????
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0 448. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video I have everything I need

YUCK.. she looks & Sounds just like my EX Wife, WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT? coulda saved myself a fortune!!!
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-1 449. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Petty Thief in Internet Cafe

Oldest trick in the Book!
drop a $5.00 or 5 quid, or whatever on the floor, say to some one at the Bar/ computer terminal/ betting shop window etc "is that yours?" they stoop, you scoop........... Sorted!

Its OLD

It Works

BEWARE!
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+1 450. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Woman hits parking barrier with car

at 00.12 seconds into the Video you can see that this stupid retarded female is wearing the most ridiculous Heels ever. BAN HER from driving and make her take the BUS or better still WALK, if she can, in those heels.
Now I know why our Insurance is so High!
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0 451. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Amazing guitar playing

4 Posted 181 days ago by WhiteTrader

Ah .. yes .. well .. ok .. That's my guitar in the bin then!
Awesome!

Yep, I hear ya Dude, I hear ya!...........
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+6 452. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video The largest nuclear device ever tested

equivalent to all the explosives detonated in WW Two X 10!!!!!!!!
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+4 453. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video How to get sea-sick

In cases like that drink pineapple juice....... it tastes the same going down as it does coming up...........
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+3 454. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Kid breaks swimming pool with quad

I see a need for Ritalin.......
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+2 455. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Parrot dance

if ya pull out its feathers its really Black.... thats what accounts for da riddim!
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+1 456. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Right Place

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Except........ what we "Sufferers" want is ORDER not disorder....
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+2 457. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Drunk driver...

it was only a matter of time till the crunch!
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+4 458. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video RPG-proof glass

Before you condemn this glass......and glass is only Metal in a differing form..
Have you ever seen what an RPG can do to a Tank?
I was fairly impressed.... i wouldnt want to be stood behind the glass... but in
a situation like a Bank or cashiers office, most robbers dont carry RPG's so this would deffo stop a Machine gun or AK47 or something like that.
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0 459. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Beats of boredom

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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0 460. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video Traveling through time

I thing he has been watching " Being john Malcovitch"

Irriot!
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-3 461. martynbiker commented 10 years ago on video How not to Drag Race

Oh! is there a prize for the shortest distance travelled in the slowest time?
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+4 462. martynbiker commented 11 years ago on video Ghost Rider wannabe crashes

"As for the bikers, I personally would grab their bikes, money and driving license from them"

the above is a quote from Lin

As a SAFE biker I would personally put most of you car drivers behind bars for being either intoxicated, using mobile phones, being distracted by kids/stereos/ putting on makeup/ eating/ drinking coffee/ coke/ lighting cigarettes etc while driving, not to mention NOT LOOKING WHEN TURNING.

There is good and bad in both camps, and personally I hope this idiot never gets on 2 wheels again.
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+4 463. martynbiker commented 11 years ago on video Tomato vs Katana

WOW! now that is a SHARP Blade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!