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2. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 2 years ago on video Dragons Den
#18 " a near death shin injury" ??????????? are you real?????
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3. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 2 years ago on video Epic Frog Fail
Nom Nom Nom NOT!!!!!!!! 
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6. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 2 years ago on video Warthog
13 your an ass.
and when you are as UGLY as a Warthog, whatcha got to lose??????
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7. martynbiker 2 years ago on video The Passenger
I just want some of the Drugs he was taking............... 
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8. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Cat Tape Experiments
if you put a piece of tape on the ears, each paw and tail, a cat will " Breakdance" DAMHIK..... 
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10. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Ford Fiesta presentation fail
she tripped over that mat, it was also darkened with the lights dimmed............ if that had been the USA she could have sued.
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11. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Chinese kid playing "I'm Yours"
That Kid is Brilliant for his age... and #(removed comment) PLEASE post a vid of YOUR Talentless ass doing something HALF as good as this kid.
Niek, Thank You for posting this it made me chuckle!! 
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12. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Guy imitates engine sounds
That would have been so much better without the retard laughing and if the room was not so 'echoey'
Apart from that... he was good!!!
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13. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Top Gear - Bugatti Veyron vs McLaren F1 (Drag Race)
I was surprised the Mc Claren got a head start, but once the Hamster wound up that Veyron....... there wasnt a lot in it really. not to say the advances in technology in the last 15 years.
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15. martynbiker 2 years ago on video What's wrong with this?
#7 Please stop driving now.
#4 What planet are you from?????????
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16. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 2 years ago on video Ok..
Vidos on Snotr are getting worse!
What the heck is this Drivel?
Mods, surely you cant approve crap like this????
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17. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Mimicking bird - unseen footage!
i bet that can get annoying........
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18. martynbiker 2 years ago on video US Special Forces Hostage Rescue
#7, #8 & #9
Free speech is a right in most civilised countries, while I do not agree with #(removed comment)'s sentiments, your comments also could be construed as offensive, as could mine.
Why cant we all get along?
And MODERATORS is there any need for cussing and using the 'F' word on these comments?
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19. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 2 years ago on video Playback
I bet this guy cringes every time he sees this footage......
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21. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Casey Stoner
#1
Barry Sheene was good, But Joey Dunlop was Better!
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22. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Slomo Collection
#6
the first balloon bunch where only a few popped was a shotgun with a full 'choke' fitted. this condensed the shot into a tighter pattern.
The 2nd bunch where they were all popped was the same gun but no choke fitted, just open cylinder so the shot spreads more.
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23. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Russian Merry-Go-Round
I could nearly FEEL the blood pressure in that guys head!!!!!!!!! roflmao!
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24. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Citroen + Ferrari = Citrorrari
Ferraritroen! That is just so darn cool!!
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25. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 2 years ago on video Sliding
in a word......... PATHETIC.
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26. martynbiker 2 years ago on video Turbine Engine Explodes
#10
Your English may not be great but your explanation was spot on!
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27. martynbiker 2 years ago on video English guard FAIL
poor sod must be bored out of his skull........ 
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30. martynbiker 3 years ago on video More risk, more fun
Love the Music. anyone know who it is by? name of track?
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31. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Optical Illusions
the video producer said a Mobius strip can only exist in a 2 dimensional form on a screen, what a load of crap! take long piece of paper and twist it then join the ends.. you can now draw a line down both sides of the paper without removing the pen from the paper.. you have in fact created your very own Mobius Strip.
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32. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Roller Skating
#(removed comment) crawl back under your rock!
What Amazing Skills!
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33. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Airbag in couch prank
19 Posted 4 days ago by MsZoomy (admin)
it's amazing to watch how that air bag sent that guy flying but those things can do some serious damage, this is definitely one of those "Do Not Try This at Home" pranks.
he's seriously lucky that he didn't get hurt, still.....WOW!!
HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DID NOT GET SERIOUSLY HURT????????
i have spent too many hours in the Emergency Room seeing peopl e that "Did not get seriously hurt"
you all have a strange sense of what is 'Funny'
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34. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Light-paint piano player
weirder than chicken ripple Ice cream..........
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35. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Airbag in couch prank
That was the MOST stupid thing I have ever seen. The Spinal damage of an upward impact like that could land that Man in a wheelchair or seriously ruin his life.
That was so NOT FUNNY!
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36. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Top Gear - Rednecks in Alabama USA
#7 just make it FULL SCREEN and you will have NO Problems......lol
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37. martynbiker 3 years ago on video How to turn around a bus on a bridge
I wouls Pay good money to see ANY of the naysayers who rubbish this video do what that driver did.
There is not one of you that could do it....... you probably couldnt even turn a car round on that bridge.
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38. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 3 years ago on video Deepsea something... eeww
It DOES actually look like a portuguese man of war being eaten by Lampreys..........
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39. martynbiker 3 years ago on video You Say We Pay
#(removed comment) stop being a DICK or a Moderator will Ban your Ass.
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40. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Optimus Prime - Spy Video {truck form}
Thanks for that #(removed comment)! great vid.. and #11 if you pause the youtube vid at the end you can see the readout..... 203.80mph. 546 mph slower than the speed of sound......
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41. martynbiker 3 years ago on video What's in the Box?
I see some Dutch lad becoming very rich soon...........
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43. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Optimus Prime - Spy Video {truck form}
#4 & #11
What you heard is the engines reversing and the chute "popping"
that Truck DID NOT. I repeat DID NOT reach 760mph!
Roflmao!
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44. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Pring My Ride - Customise Your Bike Using A Pringles Pipe
I'm sorry, I fell asleep........ Did I miss anything????
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47. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Possibly The World's Smallest Car
#6 its the wind up key on the back that makes it faster!
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48. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Woman parks car...
All you girls squabbling about where it is hardest to learn to drive would have a major heart attack if you had to sit the Drivers Test in the UK.
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49. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Ball Trick
#(removed comment) you are a very sad individual.
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50. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 3 years ago on video Chester The Dog
I am absolutely amazed that THAT was voted worthy of $100,000 of taxpayers money! Sure it was funny, cute even, I will even go as far as to say clever. but worth $100,000... not a chance!
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52. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Craig Ferguson - A Musical Genius?
One of my Fave songs! I laughed myself silly at this one!
Brilliant!!
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53. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Car thief?
#5, with his movement of "picking something up" keys or whatever he dropped, (maybe he found a dollar?) the movement of his body sideways and the movement of his vehicle would not 'register' with his brain.
Its a bit like being on a train and having the stationary train next to you start to move....... you don't realize for a second or two whether it is YOU or the OTHER party that is moving..... it can be quite disorientating........
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54. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Car thief?
Sorry comment #(removed comment) was a glitch...
if you watch the time stamp on the top of the Video......... it shows it took quite a long time "in reality" to move... and the guy was in the coffee shop/donut shop/ whatever for about 5 minutes.
either way..... he looks proper confused! roflmao!
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55. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 3 years ago on video Four high-performance cars in a drag race
a $12,000 yamaha R1 or Suzuki Hayabusa would kick the lot of em into last place..... and be more fun too.......
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56. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Jetboat crashes
seems like everyone crashes.... so if ya went steady, youd probably win it...... 
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58. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Strange Japanese Sea Creatures
#2 yeah, tha japs will eat it!
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59. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Beatboxing flute
check youtube for beatboxing supermario way way better......
this was good though.....
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60. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Pole dancing
#14 I think it is a "staged" funny video.... dont ya think?
either way i laughed so hard i nearly choked.
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61. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Bollocks
#5, you obviously have never driven a Passat turbodiesel...... you would never know it is not a gasoline engine......
#3 Bollocks, in the UK, is also used roughly to mean " Oh, dear me, I didnt mean to do that!"
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62. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 3 years ago on video Homer with an Intel CPU for a brain
#3 that is 270,000,000,000,000 calculations per second ( Approx) that the human brain can manage. Bill gates can only DREAM about what God can Create.........
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63. martynbiker 3 years ago on video Insane dog part 2
#2 ROFLMAO
skoobydoobblydoobbydiddlydapndo!
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64. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Insane scooter tricks
that 2520 was wikid! ( thats 7 360 spins) just before the reverse backflip at the end.... /10
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65. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Minivan does a handstand
#14 Kia buy the "Obsolete" body panel moulds and press their own, then rename them something else, could be a Kia, but the shape is deffo Vanette
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66. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 4 years ago on video Minivan does a handstand
#5 GET A LIFE!
Its a Nissan Vanette
Front engine, no weight i back, prob a passenger in front. Mine used to do that if I hit the Brakes hard enuff.
Now take the red Pill and Disappear will ya?
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67. martynbiker 4 years ago on video How to turn water into balls
#1 roflmao!
#11 Are you for real? Kill someone for this? I hope they never let you have a Gun. Idiot!
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68. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Lamborghni garage
I think maybe somebody is a Drug Dealer?
NO Way can you afford those 5 Lambos by any Honest means....
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69. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Insane skateboarding skills
#1 and #4
Can you do better? Jealousy is a terrible thing.
I think Rod M Rocks..... he shows more personality and Individuality in his Skating than most.... Cool Vid.
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70. martynbiker 4 years ago on video The smallest car in the world
#6 actually 1 wheel at back and TWO at front is VERY stable, do it the other way round ( like the Robin Reliant) then it IS unstable.
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71. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Army accidents compilation
#28 its called "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor
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72. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Street soccer skills
#5 Get a life.... you are probably one of these retarded inbred from the union of brother and sister types that sees anything, or everything and says FAKE!
#6 ROFLMAO! at your Sorcery comment......
#8 Are you, by any chance, related to #5??
That curve goal was AWESOME!
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73. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 4 years ago on video Household injuries
Most-uniQue...... your letting yourself down Dude! this is PURE CRAP!
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74. martynbiker 4 years ago on video 5.6kg (12.3 lbs) cat
on second thoughts. maybe the Owner needs a good hard kick in the head?
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75. martynbiker 4 years ago on video 5.6kg (12.3 lbs) cat
What that cat really needs is a good hard kick in the head
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76. martynbiker 4 years ago on video French ERYX Misfire
Roflmao! I would like to have seen the rest of the film where they were all running like mad!
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78. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Time Fountain
#2 Isn't it wonderful to be as Ignorant as you are? I bet you say Boring or Fake to every video you see...... just because you don't understand what is happening it makes it boring huh?
#5, good explanation to #4!
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79. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 4 years ago on video Extreme Biking
Fantastic! a little arrogant in that they didn't really care about shoving in front of slower riders...whats wrong with waiting at the top for like 2 more minutes and getting a clear run?... and the bit at the end when he cut in front of the guy going through the narrow fence was just plain rude....... but at the same time I have to admire that nutters skill on a bike.
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80. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Snake attacks after losing body
Why the STUPID scream sound effects, and the Moo?
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81. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Why we drink
Ditto to #3 I thought it was just me! I have done a system restore and spent 2 hours trying to figure out WHY?????? 
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82. martynbiker 4 years ago on video World's first amphibian quadbike
Forget the chick...... send this Video to the SAS...... or US NAVY SEALS....... oh they will want one BIG STYLE!
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83. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Hovis ad
at 1.22 you see a "mustard yeller" ( we called em BABYSHITPOO colour) AUSTIN PRINCESS
That was NOT a WARTIME car but an ABORTION of the late 1970's
WHO ARE THEY TRYIN TO KID????
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84. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Pants on fire
Well someone has to say it! "GOODNESS, GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!"
ROFLMAO....................
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85. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Kittens discover the crack under the door
I wanna see the Video when they are too big to get under and knock themselves out!
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87. martynbiker 4 years ago on video How stupid...
I think I retracted my Testicles into my mouth as I saw that! OUCH!!!!!!!!!
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88. martynbiker 4 years ago on video For 9 bucks you can do whatever you want to a rental car
His Parents must be SO PROUD of him........ what a complete RETARD!!!!!!!!!!
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89. martynbiker 4 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time
That is SCARY! if an 11yr old girlie can Field strip an AR-15 with Function Check in 53 seconds........what the hell can she do with a Loaded one..... I assume she can shoot it, If the recoil doesn't knock her on her Butt!
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90. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Headshot!
Actually Spelalagom.SE actually use real "Home Video" clips to show how accidents can happen.......... they are an Insurance Company. Sorry all you doubters, but its not fake.
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91. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Guy with helmet vs. goat
Now a REAL MAN woulda done that without a Helmet...... The GOAT wasnt wearing one!
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92. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Monkeys on ice
#6 wrote hey wats the diff between a husband and a botfriend?...................about 40mins
WHAT IS A BOTFRIEND? sounds kinda GAY to me!
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93. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Monkeys on ice
#15, if you think what you had with Aliquantulus was a heated discussion, then maybe you had better check out http://www.advrider.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=9
the guys in JoMamma will have you reaching for your Pacifier & Security Blanket within 3 posts!
Go on, register up and have a go in some of them forums, I dare ya, I double-dare ya!
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94. martynbiker 4 years ago on video How not to use an escalator
and yeah, after the first 20 seconds it wasnt even funny....... in fact, it wasnt even funny at all, "Niek" your a turd!
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95. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 4 years ago on video How not to use an escalator
Is'nt 'Moderator' another term for 'Micro=penis'?
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96. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Down the stairs
Now theres NORMAL STUPID and there is www.darwinawards.com stupid... this guy belongs in the 2nd category!
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97. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Strange lions filmed on safari
First! na na na na na!
(Just cos im NOT first doesnt mean I cant post "First"
lol
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98. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Ukulele skills
Beautiful.... man, thats really nice, I think George would have approved of that..... but "While my Banjo gently weeps" doesn't sound QUITE as catchy now does it?????
Well played though.
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100. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Dumb blonde
PS this is what happens when u get CRAP actors to make a "funny" video........ IT IS CRAP!
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101. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Pregnancy + alcohol
I call "BULLSHIT" but I could be wrong........ I don't have any Vodka so I can't try.......... waste of an Egg if you ask me....... lol
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102. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Skittles
If you tried that in Los Angeles, someone would shoot you, either a person with a CW pwermit or a Cop.
I really dont reccomend it. but then again, we may be reading about you on The Darwin awards if you do, so why not eh? give us all a laugh!
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103. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 4 years ago on video Advanced toilet
2ND! LOL
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105. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Bush or Batman
Just goes to show........ put an ACTOR in the whitehouse and everyone thinks he is a President. Maybe BATMAN should run for presidency instead of Obama????????
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106. martynbiker 4 years ago on video I have everything I need
YUCK.. she looks & Sounds just like my EX Wife, WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT? coulda saved myself a fortune!!!
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107. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Petty Thief in Internet Cafe
Oldest trick in the Book!
drop a $5.00 or 5 quid, or whatever on the floor, say to some one at the Bar/ computer terminal/ betting shop window etc "is that yours?" they stoop, you scoop........... Sorted!
Its OLD
It Works
BEWARE!
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108. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Woman hits parking barrier with car
at 00.12 seconds into the Video you can see that this stupid retarded female is wearing the most ridiculous Heels ever. BAN HER from driving and make her take the BUS or better still WALK, if she can, in those heels.
Now I know why our Insurance is so High!
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109. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Amazing guitar playing
4 Posted 181 days ago by WhiteTrader
Ah .. yes .. well .. ok .. That's my guitar in the bin then!
Awesome!
Yep, I hear ya Dude, I hear ya!...........
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110. martynbiker 4 years ago on video The largest nuclear device ever tested
equivalent to all the explosives detonated in WW Two X 10!!!!!!!!
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111. martynbiker 4 years ago on video How to get sea-sick
In cases like that drink pineapple juice....... it tastes the same going down as it does coming up...........
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112. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Kid breaks swimming pool with quad
I see a need for Ritalin.......
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113. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Parrot dance
if ya pull out its feathers its really Black.... thats what accounts for da riddim!
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114. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Right Place
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Except........ what we "Sufferers" want is ORDER not disorder....
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115. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Drunk driver...
it was only a matter of time till the crunch!
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116. martynbiker 4 years ago on video RPG-proof glass
Before you condemn this glass......and glass is only Metal in a differing form..
Have you ever seen what an RPG can do to a Tank?
I was fairly impressed.... i wouldnt want to be stood behind the glass... but in
a situation like a Bank or cashiers office, most robbers dont carry RPG's so this would deffo stop a Machine gun or AK47 or something like that.
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118. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Traveling through time
I thing he has been watching " Being john Malcovitch"
Irriot!
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119. Comment rated too low. Show this comment martynbiker 4 years ago on video How not to Drag Race
Oh! is there a prize for the shortest distance travelled in the slowest time?
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120. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Ghost Rider wannabe crashes
"As for the bikers, I personally would grab their bikes, money and driving license from them"
the above is a quote from Lin
As a SAFE biker I would personally put most of you car drivers behind bars for being either intoxicated, using mobile phones, being distracted by kids/stereos/ putting on makeup/ eating/ drinking coffee/ coke/ lighting cigarettes etc while driving, not to mention NOT LOOKING WHEN TURNING.
There is good and bad in both camps, and personally I hope this idiot never gets on 2 wheels again.
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121. martynbiker 4 years ago on video Tomato vs Katana
WOW! now that is a SHARP Blade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. martynbiker 2 years ago on video 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
Shouldnt the title be......EVERY LINE ARNIE EVER SPOKE IN A MOVIE?