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2. mikesufc 2 years ago on video Ladies, you better rely on yourself...
I would well turn my head even if I was walking with my girlfriend! In fact I would expect my girlfriend to turn her head!
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3. mikesufc 2 years ago on video Body scanner
I wouldnt like that really no, but that is because people could watch me doing things I don't want everyone to see. I am in my own home!
But that is far different to this. You are in public, an airport in fact where there are currently massive problems with bomb threats. The fact of the matter is, this technology is a fantastic way of spotting foreign objects in airports. Yeah, you gotta stand with your arms out for 15 seconds. How is this an invasion of privacy? The security guy aint gonna be bothered how big your knob is I can guarantee you that. If you aren't guilty, nothing will happen and you carry on as usual.
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4. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 2 years ago on video Body scanner
I don't see whats wrong with it! Good idea if you ask me. How is this a violation? We are all made of the same stuff.
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5. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Remote Control Helicopter
Thos RC helicopters can switch the direction of the rotors instantly can't they? That is how he does it I think.
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6. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Who Said It?
#3 - I could design something for Obama to go to the club in
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7. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Goal Celebration
Hmm, #6 it was a dubious decision. You are allowed to barge shoulder to shoulder with reasonable force, but he definately pushed with his arm. I have seen fouls for that in Premier League football, but in the lower leagues you get away with more physical challenges.
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8. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Very good language recognition
crap like this should stop on snotr. I like using the rss feed, just to watch the odd video every now and again to make me laugh or show me something interesting. Now it is just 5 videos a day of crap.
If I wanted that I would go on youtube.
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9. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Leg work
The comments to this made me laugh. #3 and #(removed comment) are young and don't know what it refers to, so asked what it is. #7 is older and just deemed it shit because he didnt understand it. This is why children are brilliant.
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10. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Driver soaks kids at bus stop
HAH! That was amazing...If any of the kids got his number plate he is screwed though. It is a criminal offence to purposfully splash pedestrians!!
This is a silly article from a local newspaper on it...Happysplashing lol.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/gameon/view/103300/Cops-slam-happy-splashing-video/
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12. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Human tetris
I was impressed. Bet they had a right laugh doing it and it looked decent!
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14. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Gas station explosion
Rescuers found six tablespoons of preserved gas
Haha 
That made me laugh!
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15. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Liverpool Kid vs. Gerrard
Haha that was off Soccer AM in the UK ages ago. The presenter, Tim Lovejoy used to do it to every guest that came on. You should check out Soccer AM best bits on youtube, there are some very funny football moments on there. Especially the "third eye" clips.
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16. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Really nice beavers in Canada
It makes me laugh when people say "This is crap cuz it doesn't make sense".
It is crap because you don't understand it! And it really isn't a hard one to get...Even if you didn't know what beaver meant then Google would have answered you in 10 seconds.
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17. mikesufc 3 years ago on video US Army Firefight Headcam in Afghanistan
For me this is the complete opposite of cool. This shouldn't be happening at all.
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18. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Popping a ballon inside of another balloon
The inner one was blue, the outer one was red...I guess a ruby laser is red??
Perhaps it goes through the red balloon but pops the blue...However I am just inventing my own science theories here...
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19. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Magic Poop Collector
My dog would rip that to pieces if I put it on her.
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20. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Running 100m in 9.58 seconds
HAH and RIGHT at the beginning of the clip does he say Inadin hard on!?
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21. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Vortex Smoke Ring Collision
wow! I find vortex rings brilliant. The rings are so perfect!
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23. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Rocket Butt
Glorifying stuff like this is stupid. Fireworks are too dangerous to be pissing about with like that. I hope he loses his balls, he doesn't deserve the ability to procreate.
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26. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Evian Babies
HAH this is brilliant. There was another where it had babies all doing synchronised swimming.
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29. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Michael Jackson Is Dead
#32 carry on reading that article dumbass. Its people like you who help spread this kind of vicious crap. He was aquitted of everything. Innocent until proven guilty.
And about paying his way out of it, that is bullsh** as well. If somebody had been molesting my child, no amount of money in the world would pay him out of it.
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30. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Michael Jackson Is Dead
#23 that is crap. Jackson was never charged with molesting children.
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31. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Michael Jackson Is Dead
The creator of this song is a major twat. The only people who believed that stupid mothers money making "He touched my kid" story were the Daily Mirror and its 14 year old readers. All the intelligent people in the world saw straight through it.
People ARE broken about his death. He was a major influence in pop and people loved what he did.
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32. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Supermank Dunk
This is NBA entertainment at its best? I'm really not missing much then...
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33. mikesufc 3 years ago on video How not to take off with a floatplane
It is a bit hard to determine if people are being sarcastic on the Internet...but #10 that post was an epic fail...
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34. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Speeding, no one thinks big of you
Shock tactics don't work on the educated.
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35. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Goat malfunction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-072VA4UA
eeeeven better one!!
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36. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Free kicks tricks
Some amazing free kicks! Teams should work on them a lot more.
1:46 he was offside though...
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37. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Idiot dancing in room
You wont find those moves weird if you been to a rave. That's just how its done!
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39. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Heroes superbowl commercial
My god, I hope the actors in Heroes are better than that!!
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40. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Mom gets in the ring to help her son
Thats not embarrassing!! That would be amazing if your mum ran in madly wielding a shoe!
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41. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Scania Power
The third wheel is the trailers wheel #2. It's not attached to the truck.
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42. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Family Guy - Peter speaking Italian
I kinda agree with #3, They haven;t been cream of the crop Family Guy.
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45. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Slow loris loves getting tickled
Oh my god that is the best animal in the world! He just lurrrrrves getting the tickles!
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47. mikesufc 3 years ago on video The Goal of the Year
That is some of the most god awful defending I have ever seen. He took it well though!
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48. mikesufc 3 years ago on video The best funny moments in sports
the footballer at 0:26 should have been banned. That is awful!
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49. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Volleybal girl is tired...
Helping out a girl when she has just fainted isn't being a hero, just being a gentleman. He is a moron.
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51. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Sheep LED art
In fact after watching it again, it really is a viral video lol 
I am stupid.
Still great though!
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52. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Sheep LED art
whoah! That was incredible! I love stuff like this!
This isn't going to be one of those viral vid things I hope...
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53. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Exreme ownage compilation
lmao that was crappest excuse for a song I have ever heard. How old is that band? 15!?
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54. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video 25 Things I hate about Facebook
Well I think Facebook is great for sharing photos quickly and easily with your friends. And none of his points are valid. Everything he mentions can be blocked quickly and easily.
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55. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Robot controlled with rat brain cells
eeeek stuff like this scares me a little bit. The robots are gonna get us I tell ya!
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56. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Car thief?
Well, at least it didn't hit anything! That would have been much worse luck 
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57. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Everything is possible
That song is awful! Some very cool vids though!
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58. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Time Warp - Tazer
Such a shame that we see tasers being grossly misused so often.
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59. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Dad doesn't understand :)
the point is Dad doesn't understand...HOW can you not get this film!?
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61. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Spaceship
lol, that kid is gonna have some right nicknames when his schoolmates get a hold of this!
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62. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Sony Releases New Shit
I'm so glad that not everyone gets roped in by the Sony marketing crap. I don't want emotion and bravia engines in my electronics!
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63. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Tribute to Pippi Longstocking
Its just a well organised chant that because all of them are bouncing at once begins to strain the actual concrete of the stand. What is there not to understand?
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64. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Tribute to Pippi Longstocking
Agh I hate the bouncey. Lame chant imo.
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65. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Dramatic Cupcake Dog
#6 would you say go and die to somebody in real life just because they made a stupid comment? Or is it only from the safety of the Internet you say stuff like that?
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66. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Quizcall presenter faints
Serves her right for presenting one of those god awful quiz shows. They are a big fat con and should be banned!
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67. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video The Office - Phone Hacking
Screw the US version. Check out the UK Office. Brilliance!
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69. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Football is cruel
It is fighting and dirty crap like this that ruins a brilliant game.
2:15 was AWFUL (Not saying intentional)! I remember it happening. The one early in the vid by Roy Keane was savage as well!
Paolo Di Canio pushing over Paul Alcock was hilarious though. He bumbled over like a pudding!
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70. mikesufc 3 years ago on video NBA mascot bloopers
The song is by Blink 182. It's called Dammit and its off Dude Ranch - Best album they did imo.
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71. mikesufc 3 years ago on video New ASIMO learning capabilities
#14, it is James May's big ideas.
It is brilliant! That particular episode was really good!
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75. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Inflatable bag monsters
#5 I really disagree!
What it represents is pretty magical really. The life cycle! I think it is amazing!
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76. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 3 years ago on video Top 10 boxing knockouts
Boxing isn't thuggery at all. It's a brilliant sport that requires you to be in the peak of physical fitness.
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77. mikesufc 3 years ago on video 911 call
You have got to hope that is fake. Pranking the emergency services is never going to be funny.
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78. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Good morning!
Ah yes #5 its weird that isn't it
In England it is Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Another strange one is a fire engines siren. I think in Germany children are taught it as "Taatuu Taataa" where we are taught "Nee nah nee nah" or "Nee naw nee naw"
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80. mikesufc 3 years ago on video New Apple Macbook Wheel
awww, #(removed comment) that was adorable
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83. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Things That Go Bump in the Night
#8, he speeds up later on. I think it sounds like he's doing a damn good job!
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84. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Another football accident
I just checked Google, yeah apparently you are right #10. The point I was trying to make was, that may not have been the rule when this was made
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85. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Another football accident
#10, that MIGHT be a new rule in football. But it certainly never was, and maybe wasn't when this video was made. You can stand wherever you like for a throw in, but musn't attempt to block the actual throw by jumping.
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86. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Redneck 911 call
lol, thats a very old joke! I remember my dad telling me that years ago!
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87. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Coloreria commercial (1)
lol that was funny. A lot of people go mad if you say coloured in the UK.
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88. mikesufc 3 years ago on video The Best viral videos of 2008: A retrospective
the first kid makes me feel sick
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89. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Football bloopers
the guy taking the throw in near the end should have been banned forever. That was nasty.
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90. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Sickest free kicks
Some fantastic words of wisdom from #(removed comment) there 
#5 you are right, RCs free kick against France was THE free kick, they shouldnt have missed that one out. There have been some much better worked free-kicks as well. Blasting it in is only one way of scoring.
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91. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Almost impossible goal by Roberto Carlos
kicking the ball across your body with your left foot wouldnt naturally cause a clockwise spin...I expect nine times out of ten you would slice it, making it spin anti-clockwise.
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92. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Skype laughter chain
whaaat is that last laugh!? sounded like popeye! gugugugugugugug
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93. mikesufc 3 years ago on video The coin shoe
Yeah, I have seen those change convertors, we have always just counted our change up and taken it to the bank. It doesnt even take that long!
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94. mikesufc 3 years ago on video Banned commercial
alright #9, there is no need for that! It is still funny!
#7, it will have been aired in Britain first obviously, then maybe ProSieben stuck subs on it and aired it in Germany?
I dont really think Lee Mack is funny, but that is brilliant. Of course we wouldnt have that problem anymore cuz you can't smoke in public areas!
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96. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Russian rambo cop
what a prick. I hope he got sent down for that.
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98. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Women, know your limits
It is Paul Whitehouse and Harry Enfield. It will be off "Harry Enfield and Chums" I reckon?
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99. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Would you dare to take a swing?
oh lol, i expected him to go round the other way!
I remember on the swings when you swung too high, the chains went loose as they lost tension and you came yanking down. That was horrible.
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101. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Brilliant thief
oh my god that was amazing. Yeah it was a few bottles hooked onto the bumper so it made a nasty sound.
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102. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Deal or no deal
I dont see HOW you could bet $603,000 on a 50/50 gamble when the return is only £396,000. It doesn't take a genius to work out thats a rubbish bet!!
And jeez, the American version of this show looks even more over the top and ridiculous than the UK version!
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103. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Adecco, better work, better life
Is that what the pelican crossings are like in Holland?? In the UK they only beep when you can cross, but make no sound at any other time.
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104. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Flying car - Moller Skycar M400
Traffic flow would be impossible! And the number of crashes would be ridiculous!
That aside, how cool is that car!!
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105. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Drugs make you ugly
This is only the effect of one drug. Meth is horrendously addictive and damaging.
All this "gateway drug" crap about weed and pills is a load of crap. Everyone has control over what they do.
There is a BIG difference between recreational drug users and meth/crack/junk addicts. People who like to pop a pill or do a bit of speed at the weekend arent the scum of the earth at all. Often very intelligent people who know their limits.
views like #10 are rather extreme. It is most definately not OK to contaminate a drug which could end up killing a valued member of society just because they fancied trying an E on a night out.
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106. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Bus accident
I bet the owners of "DriveCam" peed their pants with joy when this happened. Gotta be a positive for sales!
And nobody died!? That is just...amazing
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107. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Insane skateboarding skills
lol, #8 should have researched that one a little bit.
I have never cared tooo much for skateboarding (loved the tony hawk games, this vid was on one of those) but Rodney Mullen seems to have a very unique style which is awesome to watch!
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110. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Street soccer skills
I like things like this. Give me a football and I will stand and play keepie ups for hours!
To me it always seems a little strange that somebody who can control a football so well never becomes a great professional in the actual sport. It shows just how talented the top-flight footballers are.
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111. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Roommate alien prank goes bad
hah! I thought that was gonna be lame but it was really fun!
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112. mikesufc 4 years ago on video 5.6kg (12.3 lbs) cat
Some people are so shit at looking after animals
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116. mikesufc 4 years ago on video She has a boyfriend
That isn't from the IT crowd. The main guy (Matt Berry) Is the new boss in the 2nd series, the guy he is talking to at the beginning of the clip is out of The Mighty Boosh.
I haven't seen this series, but it looks like a Garth Marenghis dark place kinda humour, gotta check it out!!
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117. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Chinese take-away prank call
#8 I really don't think its fake. Sounds like its off bbc radio1.
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120. mikesufc 4 years ago on video How to talk like a pirate
The guy on the right is crap! at 00:07 he just sounds american! "now weve had many fans"
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121. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Weird commercial
urgh big bang theory. Just not as good as the IT crowd
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123. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Insane cliff jump
#6 I think they are called Chimsea divers? They are unreal!
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124. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Fast or fake?
hehe thanks #15
Its like REX KWAN DO! break the wrist and walk away. Just break the wrist and walk away.
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125. mikesufc 4 years ago on video LSD cat
"Aah, finally, the funny side of badly abused animals!"??
get a life. Its just a giggle. lol 0:57 is brilliant. Thats how I dance when I am spacked.
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126. Comment rated too low. Show this comment mikesufc 4 years ago on video Fast or fake?
god thats so slow man, like my brothers are like a million times faster than that man.
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127. mikesufc 4 years ago on video WipeOut - Big Balls
Meh, it's just like a Takeshi's castle rip off...But it hasn't got Count Takeshi...And the rollers were funnier...And this doesn't have Craig Charles commenting who made it amazing!!
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128. mikesufc 4 years ago on video The future of tennis
lol it's only an advert! I thought it was quite cool. A little bit like Tron
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129. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Worst Olympic swimming trial ever?
FAKE!? It was in the 2000 Summer Olympics! Eric the Eel! He got through his heat cuz the other two guys false started I think.
He had never even seen an Olympic swimming pool before.
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130. mikesufc 4 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Skittles
They set the cameras up yeah, but the customers aren't actors. The whole show is about setting up the public in really daring ways.
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1. mikesufc 2 years ago on video Worst defender ever!
Nooo, he didn't defend it right at all! You don't go across your own net like that! On a pitch like that he should have hoofed it away!