Because dolphins are mammals. Quite a few mammals protect other mammals (who aren't their food source).

Probably the same reason we rush out to the beach to save beached whales.

Disproved already...

Everything was caused be a mutation... Pointing out that red hair/blue eyes was from a mutation is pointless.

Now imagine if this happened in America and everyone was armed.

Yes, Shaun Micallef and the show is called The Micallef Show.

@13 It would probably help if the bull could even see the colour red.

Have the older adds been put up? Without the backstory it's not as good.

@9 Yeah it so much more believable that there is a magical, omniscient, omnipotent being that is powerful enough to create an infinite universe, that only cares about 1 little planet thats the middle of the universe, that is flat, where space is heaven and below the ground is hell... Who both dictates your life but gives you 100% freewill... And actually cares about you.

#28 just so you know, the companies they have been targeting were acting politically. Some of them are already facing legal prosecution because breaking contracts set in place because of political motivation is illegal.

What this group is doing, is showing that the community is angered at these big corporations acting politically. If you have done any research at all (which it is obvious you have not), you will find that DDoSing is not the only thing that has been going on. Many thousands of people have cancelled their paypal accounts, many thousands of eCards were sent to Fox news (for Lulz), and many other protests have been taken around the world. This news report was only focusing on one such protest.

@8 It is a company riding on the success of another companies millions of advertising. This would have cost them next to nothing and would have been worth very much to them. Why not? They didn't make it to make you laugh, they made it to advertise their product and were very successful.

@17 Creationism can't be proved wrong, your are supposing their beliefs are based on facts. They invent lies to support their beliefs, and when disproven, they make new lies in their place. They made a list of 10 'Facts' which scientists can't prove that evolution was the agent in the development, and they were all proved to be caused due to evolution. Creationists look for questions which haven't been answered yet. Their main logic is based on Argumentum Ad Ignorantiam.

@14 Just a few billions years off on your estimate

@20 Shazam doesn't know

SWYPE on android has smashed this record by 10seconds.

I have to disagree with #7. Yes, Redbacks won't kill you, but you will most definitely need anti-venom as they are excruciatingly painful.

My guess is that you were bitten by a redback wannabe.

It seems the internet is the cesspool which tools use as a breeding ground.

I want to vote for Jesse

#(removed comment) no, you are able to downrate comments that you dislike, however you cannot go ahead and downrate every comment. I am not saying you are, but hopefully that answers your question.

I downrated most of your comments because of your pomposity, but i didn't rate your comment down which was factual. That is how it works.

#18 There are such classes. PBL -> Problem Based Learning. Groups of people working together to solve a problem. The great thing about PBLs is that they don't only teach knowledge but also ways to apply knowledge.

You are such a smart arse Oldfart, correcting someone's comment as if it was an English assignment. Unfortunately in the case of 'it's', the apostrophe is no longer possessive. So by saying "Each account rests on it's own laurels" you are actually using a contraction which says "Each account rests on it is own laurels" which makes no sense. Not that i care about grammar, i just wanted to show you how stupid you are. So how about you stop trying to correct people's grammar and head on down to McDonalds and have yourself a few supersized meals and got shot for jumping queue.

This was so hard to watch

#8 Your argument is invalid

The water comes from his left hand, you can see it spurt out at 0:17 when he takes his left hand from his back and grabs the bottle.

Excellently done, yet they still left Pocahontas out of it

Monkey see monkey do, i have to try this. I am sure many others will try this, i bet people selling the vacuums will be like "why do people keep on buying 2?"

@JEDDS, your not as unique as you think

why is everyone rating down the rational arguments? every company that they take over, they run it ~ less evil. a corporation has to be evil in some way, "behind every great fortune, there is a crime" - Honore de Balzac

i don't think the microphones were a good idea, i had to turn it down so people wouldnt think i was watching porn

I loved this

He is great

oh the colbert report, i love that guy

:warning: Being racist will lead to you getting banned.

Half of the bloody faces at the start are from rugby league not rugby union, and after that all the hits all from union excluding a few.

When i went to NYC, NY there was paid toilets, and you had to be customer at other places to use the toilets. I was told to leave McDonalds because i was their only to use the toilet.

i don't understand why the videocamera is always pointing the wrong way in these scenarios

i suppose it could be considered sexual assault

#14 wtf are you on about, just because someone doesn't share your love of the amazingly useful ability to jump over 24 trucks isn't a great reason to get your knickers in a knot

This is American news (i know its about other countries... but all has something to do with America)

don't blame all the mods, this makes me 'wtf' as well

Since when do Itchy and Scratchy work together?

peodo? do you mean pedo? because pedo means children... so its not really borderline, they ARE kids.

If you cant see the vid that well, you can enhance it by pressing fullscreen

@20, Did this person sideswipe you while you were entering his lane?

hmmm... the source wasn't out of sync

@6 i think #5 was making a pun on mammary glands due to the similarity to the word memories.

@11 It is not a near miss, a near miss is a crash, because they nearly missed each other and crashed while a near hit on the other hand means they nearly hit each other and therefore missed. A near hit is correct.

this reminds me of when i went backpacking, argh good times

#4,#7,#9, maybe the reason it cut off is because your dreams came true? and that tornado opened a can of whoop ass on him

Oldfart/USAnumber0 -> Believing in USA propaganda since 1999

cough... i wish i was an admin ... does 'World superbike champion' mean that he won a tournament in America? Americans like saying they win world championships even though its held in america and only americans teams can participate

slappa da bass

breaking down is different to digesting. this video doesn't make sense to me. If you left nearly any food out it would end up like that. The chips don't have microorganisms growing on them because of what has already been said, the high salt content, and the low water activity. Get any dry good and put salt all over it and it wont decompose.

or maybe its this old technology called a vhs tape where you can watch it as many times as you want...

some of these... really made my insides turn... especially the one's where the guys didnt move after they failed.

i miss it ssoooo much

hybrids are silly, why go only half the way?

I couldn't watch this clip in it's entirety, does he develop these "crazy skills" some where past 1 minute into the clip?

if only we had something better then a projector

irishgek, you gave me the best idea. kudos to you

Some times i pretend they are not fake, and i enjoy the clip.

Pretty sweet, now we just need to up the ante and get some massive industrial fans and let me be the aeroplane

shouldn't this emo music already have cut itself and ceased to exist

kainim #7 you made me laugh so hard at your comment. yeah vinegar and sodiumbicarbonate is definitely going to shoot something up 10-15m into the air...

vinegar and sodium bicarbonate causes bubbles lol.

Maybe what you are talking about is pure sodium in water, when the sodium rips an hydroxyl group out of h2o it makes a pretty loud bang.

that half a second after he pulled the ripcord was good enough for me

if it was real = funny, because its a commercial = average shit you see on television

RIP MININOVA indeed

This is a commercial, which means this guy was paid to lay there and get dressed up, so why is this so amazing? yeah this so deserves being in ownage...

i accepted this mainly because of the song lol!

#4 showing his/her ignorance

I completely agree with #7, sin1978 is obviously trying to avoid the realisation that there is a reason why s/he is so insecure about their sexuality.

no shadow? wtf are you talking about MarekX, how good are you eyes to notice an absence of a shadow in the shade?

am i the only person who can hear the director yelling 'cut!' and then all the crew walk out to see the result?

i still think that truck popping out of nowhere is amazing

my first trigger was the extremely bad acting at 0:16

i want some of these just a little bit slower as my background

good on him for not falling on his bayonet

#10 you are so right, because it doesn't matter what they did before, now that they have beaten up some guy to protect some one else they are the idol type of person on our streets. Well when i say 'our' i mean your streets, so yeah, they definitely deserve to be released early.

There is no way that any advantages from war has saved hundreds of millions of lives. Surgery techniques had to be invented first before they were used.

I respect your optimistic attitude but you have to get a reality check.

BTW - on a separate note, i voted this down solely because of how disgusting this war was.

you can tell the difference in quality of both sides, any good team will 'run circles' around a bad team

:edit: sorry for ruining your joke @12

#10, the breathing and feeding is handled usually in parallel and it is the part which usually kills them, i.e. breathing while eating is not always a great idea. For the visual cortex question, to use a computer analogy, the brain is very 'plug n play'.

1:05 AWESOME lol

lol at everyone who can't handle anyone with a differing opinion, how it must feel when every one doesn't completely agree with you, it must be so tragic.

All aboard the fail boat

is it not illegal to use your mobile while driving?

@11 i saw that and i thought "hey that is some enterprising advertising"

wtf... i think this could do with the removal of the stupid squealy people in the background, maybe put some james bond theme music in.

Spinter, seriously? theres a difference between assuming something and then knowing what is going to happen because some one writes it in a comment directly below

probably still not suitable for kids lol

but #19 you just have to pay a premium

electricity + explosion = thumbs up from me

#4 i am pretty sure there will be a grill at the intake, and can anyone see where the hose is tethered too?

this brought back memories of playing dominoes

Tiger_jack, congenital abnormalities occur all over the world. This one in particular is a genetic disorder where the genes that control development are disrupted. How ever with congenital abnormalities a major factor is nutrition (such as folate) and not teratogens. In western countries expectant mothers usually are well nourished and abnormalities are commonly genetic so not so many are seen.

Unfortunately even though this genetic disease is rare, because of the sheer amount of people in the world it occurs quite commonly.

sexual harassment

let him go, i cant wait until the list grows and we realize what his family is like. turkish and techno i have noticed for far

Some of us have actually done courses on immunology and haematology along with bacteriology, parasitology, and mycology. But hey there is absolutely nothing wrong with wiki.

if its too long, stop watching it.

judging by the size compared to the erythrocytes (weird looking ones) i would assume so

the white blood cell moves via chemotaxis, meaning it follows chemicals how ever it knows not to go two ways at once but can still phagocytose and endocytose as many bacteria or protozoans as it wants (or can fit on its cell membrane).

at 0:07 you can kinda see the pseudopodia trying to follow the other bacteria before it decided to go for the other guy

ive seen most before but i still thoroughly enjoyed watching this

it's a simple play on words. Police do a lot of 'leg work' meaning they have to walk around everywhere, so they changed leg work to another meaning... really if you don't get it, you have problems

#15 i have no idea

i stopped watching at 0:20 because i dont like watching soccer balls change direction in the air against the way they are spinning.

vote me down as much as you want, its just so simple to fake these vids nowadays, and every man and his dog are making them now.

Bahira, you seem to have a problem lol

#19, so you kick some one in the face for trying to put a net on some one? what !@#$#% up country do you live in?

#19 you have to come in contact with either 2 lines or contact one and the ground, otherwise there is no circuit and no electricity will run through you. which means birds/squirrels/possums are fine.

for everyone going on about how stupid these guys are for not calling the fire brigade, i bet you guys clicked through the clip because they mention "where the hell is the fire brigade?"

i think the premise is funny, but the song kinda failed

this is a role reversal, putting atheists in religious shoes. so yes they are making fun of atheists in this sketch, but what do you think the true meaning is?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6626464599825291409#

the extended video... with a very long winded explanation

What do you think mathematicians do? they solve mathematical puzzles. Seems like a few people here can't or don't want to have to think. I found this quite interesting, how ever i would have preferred an extended edition with an explanation.

man, what i look like? a charity case? i took it and threw it in his ... what the ground? why not face? wouldnt you make it rhyme?

#8 i hope your are being sarcastic, and anyone who has brought up ducks will know, they are followers, so if you brought up heaps of ducks, this will happen to you where ever you walk (and your ducks are near)

i figure people are voting this down because either 1 they live in a hole and are blissfully (and happily) unaware of 2 girls 1 cup, 2 they are prudes and just simply can't handle anything more involved then small talk

he didn't seem too adept but that just shows you that you only need a little bit of skill to defend yourself against someone who talks a lot of crap

#16 your comment just fails. yes what you say is correct but you seem to suffer in comprehending what i was saying.

richardhalo, heavier objects do not fall faster. it is based on air friction that makes the feather fall slower on earth because the atoms and molecules in air hit against the object as it falls hence the lighter the object is, the more impact these particles will have on decelerating the object from the acceleration of gravity.

Gravity on earth pulls at about 9.8 metres per second per second. notice that does not say per kg.

and our vacuums dont have gravity?

it looks like the freakin dude that was her in bed? kinda obvious?

this is where google gets their street view from

95731 what the ef? americans drive on the right not the left.

#21, i havent seen the episode in question, but dont mythbuster usually use ballistics gel which almost perfectly resembles human tissue?

wtf, people vote this up?

just because you were calling that guy a dumbass, i thought i would correct #5

hydrogen bombs work principally through fusion while nuclear bombs work through fission.

Thats why 'Just for Laughs' is filmed in Canada not in America

#4, are you some how comparing the average intelligence of an American to that of the average weight of an American?

are you aware that to be politically correct you are not allowed to point out the obvious?

#3
oxygen doesn't mean 1 atom of oxygen, hydrogen doesn't mean 1 atom of hydrogen, it is instead an unset volume of each gas. So when you mix hydrogen with oxygen you are not mixing 1 hydrogen atom with 1 oxygen atom, you are instead mixing a lot of both together.

But to answer your question, it is based on equilibrium. H2O is more stable then OH and consequently the reaction will proceed towards H2O as the OH will bind another hydrogen but at any one stage there is some lonely oxygen, some lonely hydrogen, some OH and some H2O and transition states in between.

#4
a hydrogen bomb is most certainly not hydrogen being oxidised by oxygen. a hydrogen bomb relies on fission to release a lot of energy that will then compress hydrogen so much so that it fuses (fusion) and releases an even larger amount of energy.

just like to put it out there, if i had a chance i would have definitely rejected this crap

that is what i would call too close. the amount of variation involved not under control of that pilot could have easily knocked his head off. that guy has guts

i agree with #1,#2,#3,#4,#5,#6,#7,#8,#9 and disagree with number 10. i really try my hardest to never see one of these videos ever again, some are fake, some are easy, a lot are both

storing this one for future use

yeah but hasnt everyone seen all of this before?

#1 the animation team behind this is Mesai

i have never had a problem opening a banana so this guy must be slightly retarded.

i want one for my life

yeah because falling upstairs is such an amazing event? i have fallen upstairs before lol

woo basketball...

Arguing religion is futile. I think this is turning more into attacking other people then discussing the video.

eddie2042 you are just showing how stupid your religion is, if you can change the rules set down to you by your almighty god.

Science is for ever, science doesn't change, We continue to know more about science but you and your religion... seems like all you religious people do is remove more and more crap out of it (which is good) but still, every day that goes passed don't you feel like your religion means less and less?

Personally, i would have clicked on what was happening when the church did the first backflip (that the earth was round) and then i would have thought anyone was stupid to follow a religion when their god said that and also that we are the centre of the universe (oops, looks like your god is less intelligent then the average 2nd grader (this is ignoring American 2nd graders.)

Also just a bit egocentric?

lol at #45 in that he/she thinks its the mods that have hidden his/her comment. in fact it is the snotr community that has hidden his/her comment.

seriously? i never voted for this crap clip, i would smack that guy down

Yawn... if only we could separate the religious people and the non-religious. Argh sorry, silly suggestion. Religious and non-religious are already separated into Non-educated and Educated.

Thank you all, this was quite amusing

#4 next time you have no comment, don't press "post comment"

argh imagine if it was ethical to do this in humans... (not that i condone it)

so different to other countries where the ratio of cars/people is much higher

This guy is way better then the other vid. He is not as fast but much better rhythm.

Doggy olympics

nothing special? do you have any idea how many lego bricks that took me?

awesome, now all i need to do is learn german

it makes me sad that a tractor has more musical talent then i do

lol at 0:49 when his hand gets stuck in his jacket

Haha, #10 is a dumbass. first of all the numbers that they hunt in is not legal, and how does this not concern us. They are a big part of the oceans food chain. People like you make me sad that i am of the same species.

#21, yes it does, it is a school zone and you need to drive safe and watch out for kids as they are unpredictable. A lot of these ads are Australian government ads to stop idiots killing kids, themselves and their mates. Some of these ads worked really well which shows that #22 is an idiot, and really, if you are educated you wouldn't be stupid enough to speed anyway.

that is a witch in the back ground

yeah i cant pick the fake, but its a video, you cant tell me terminator is real but it looks pretty bloody good, i cant see the strings

geezon, its currently being voted on, its a maybe that it will be on. But i agree its pretty good.

BTW the only reason i am not removing #(removed comment) is because #1 owned him so well.

totally agree with #5 he probably thought he could jump onto the treadmill and start running and everything would be dandy

neither are you

AL7AIR i dont understand, it doesn't matter if she signalled she cut that guy off

now that title would have said 'WIN' if that door was open

it looks like not even they realised how fun it was going to be

puppies are always the answer

now begins the wait until it comes out next year. also very happy at 0:06 because its ugly lol

even with the title i still didn't expect it lol

not so much as a trick as just impressive

if only you could be a good beatboxer and not look like a tool while doing it

AL7AIR, i dont know what Microsoft are playing at, but their console is aimed at high end gamers but this new 'controller' only allows for very basic kids games. as you pointed out, no acceleration, no braking, and ever in the trailer those games are just videos where they get the people to re-enact. not impressed. Wait for the PS3 re-invention of the controller to be really impressed. (should be published soon)

hey guys, if anyone knows it, there is a literal version of either nirvana or RHCP, if you know it please submit it.

i don't normally go for this kinda stuff, but this was amazing, very impressive.

that is just amazing.

i wanna see one land by sliding along the snow

Is this a parody of a Justin Timberlake song that already exists..?

thats amazing, it works better then my D-Link

a crap load of squares made me LOL

pretty much the full video

#13 prankphonecall, If you don't like it, don't watch it, none of us care that you don't like it and thus when you tell us useless information we will vote you down so you take up less space.

he was being chased by colonel sanders?

maybe its from watching Baseketball, but try/goal celebrations like those in #12 are just up themselves. More game playing, and less dancing. thanks

i used to do this when i was little, no nostalgia for any of you?

this doesn't make me feel sorry for women, this makes me feel sorry for humans

i am from australia, and for my state, we do have to get driving lessons, and we are supposed to do heaps of 'operations' like parallel parks but the guy who gave me my license knew my driving instructor who told him i was good. so just saved some time.

and wtf #11, are you mentally disabled? how am i an american

#3, you made me LOL. and #2 i never had to parallel park to get my license.

whats with the really bad FPS?

addons are what make firefox a worse browser, but most definitely does increase their markets. The reason google chrome is much faster then firefox is because of the absence of addons... though google are going to implement addons to get a bigger piece of the market, lets hope those genius engineers can add it without a detriment to speed.

such a lovely language

I would say the road system wasn't well thought out, and by doing that the trucks save a crap load of time. very stupid though, Theres a difference from arriving on time then arriving dead on time.

I just watched this film, and i was pleasantly surprised. That being said, maybe it was directed for the normal folk not the die hard fans.

This really should have been posted... after the original. Hence why it is a sequel

nateconq i hope you don't have a family because they usually dont distinguish friend from foe

everyone does know that the swine flu is less severe then the normal influenza. current swine flu has a mortality rate of 0.0185 while the usual influenza that goes around EVERY year has a mortality rate of 0.025

http://www.who.int/csr/disease/swineflu/en/

i really do feel sorry for your mum #14 and to #15, i feel really sorry for you

lol at my comment's rating. obviously no one likes homophilic matrix comments.

Things like this make me sad that i didn't make the right decision. DONT LISTEN TO MORPHEUS!!! THE RED PILL IS ROHYPNOL... couldn't walk for bloody 2 weeks.

i'd go as far as saying this is the most beautiful thing i have seen. just reformatted my computer and transferred my TB of data at a measly 35mbs, 2000mb would have been awesome and i may have got some sleep last night.

#9, a transcript would ruin this

theres nothing wrong with thinking you know it all when you do know it all

it's not that hard, he is just missing some teeth

This is bloody good.

#10 tastytim, its called a 30$ video card. 3400 ati video card at msy.com for 34$, it's not that hard. HD FTW

best part is at 2:34 and onwards

was that noise his face hitting the ground?

And how did i know that something like that was going to happen.

Haha rule number 1 has stung me before. Timmy pee's sitting down. LOL

what does the cat actually strike at?

great vid but how long do you think until theres some loser squealing "FAKE!!!"

I don't think i have seen something so beautiful fly through the air then this car. I could possibly change my opinion in the future if they chuck a car which has a few more zero's in the price tag.

haha i really enjoyed this. oh and 95731, do you have a problem with parkinson's? you seem to always press that 'post comment' button twice

awesome sketch

wtf indeed

#10, you may be the smartest marketing advisor alive

number 10 is funny. the current swine flu is one of the least virulent/contagious strands and yet everyone is freaking out. yes a swine flu has before been responsible for a huge pandemic but common guys, who believes the media from mexico? i don't even believe it from australia and our news is not as sensationalised as the rest seem to be. Check out the WHO website for real figures, there is less ACTUAL infections then the amount recorded dead by the news.

we should all hope that coldboy can recover from his coma where he lives in a magic land where nothing goes wrong and there are no responsibilities or consequences.

it would have been good if what they what they were doing actually made the noise.

haha this is a pretty good ad

yeah definitely not the best.

#2, blasterjk has it completely right. We don't need to worry about climate change, we can just hang out in blasterjk's magical land and playing with all the lovely faeries and unicorns. Oh how great it would be to be able to live in a pretend world where we didn't have any responsibilities. But i suppose i would prefer to be informed then have my head in the sand.

mix, you made my day

why start it out with a photoshop'd one? plus the music really doesn't fit

i feel sorry for america if this is their funniest home videos

i think this is the prelude to a gay porno

henry you loser. they cheered because it went in, not because it won them a game, it wasn't allowed because the game is over after the siren. It happens in the last 3seconds of the game because no one is stupid enough trying to pull one of those shots in the middle of a game. And even though it has bad video quality, you can tell they aren't wearing the same t-shirts. It seems one side has either an orange colour shirt or maybe just a different red 0:02 also at this time you can see that they are definitely not 10 years old but most probably just a lower grade team because there is a few guys very tall and some small. and finally to make you look completely stupid #13 is right, the "huge black thing" which is a strap connected to the backboard does in fact pull it up. if you notice that that backboard isn't connected to the wall, this is due to the courts being used for other games where it would impede onto the court.

i reckon if the company went through all that effort to sell their goods then when people post it online the clip should keep the end second of the companies spiel.

#11 do you realise that a time-lapse is exactly that, just sped up. video = images per unit of time. time lapse = images per unit of time

the people talking need to be killed

yeah... good change at the end but the start was more contrasting then useful. thumbs up though

i voted down in respect for darwinism

cough... lisa?

skittles make you sick after a few

would have been way better with subs

yeah maybe you should start kids off doing easy stuff like kicking a round ball and then progress to more difficult things

^pit... sigh bloody typo

#2 you can see the jumper pop his head up through the hole he made

#4 spot on, i used to love watching scifi to see all those ads in between shows

i think cut education and go to war was the ones they really chose

now i think that in some places in the world this may not be too far in the future.

The best of Just for Laughs? yeah its funny, this should say "An Average Selection of Just For Laughs", i have seen ones that have made my cry with laughter. if anyone has anytime, they should make their own mix, im too lazy lol

we kiss we vrake up

its good to see the whole thing. have only ever seen 15secs of it on tv

yeah #2 i agree with #6, atleast it didn't knock his socks off

HAHAH at 4:00 you see him rip her hand off! wow the dutch are amazing, ripping your hand off just for a gig.

haha that was a good direction at the end

that dog doesnt look happy, even before the 'event' (because i now people dont want to read it before they see the video

the right to bear arms, to protect against other people who have bear arms. why do you need to protect yourself from people with hairy arms

#8 do you know what would be more fun? bringing up your children where everyone has a gone. could you imagine the hilarity that will ensue

and their DNA is 99.99% the same

oh its sooo true

and since this moment, she has been known as the woman who has for ever changed the destiny of the world.

a few of those hits to the head looked painful

yes i have completely lost faith in human beings

yeah what is the dealio with his right arm?

its good. but cant we have better quality

im pretty sure they just moved the car into a different position so it broke a different window.

#1? i don't know which Utopian universe you are from, but in my universe, if you don't put your park brake on and your car rolls past oncoming traffic to the store and also misses all the other cars parked... well then in my world you would be BLOODY LUCKY

No Sizzlik, 'ass' is the american word for the english word (from all countries that speak english except America) 'arse'

i lold at the joke that was cut off at the end

out of all of them, only 5 were any decent, this video would have been much better if all the crap was trimmed

very cool

so water filtered through a volcano is better?

yeah god blessed that dog my running over his mate... people of faith are so blind

what is this ad selling though? if i had a sister like that i would probably do the same thing

i like how they go easy on the blacks... still a bit touchy?

#9, this reminds me of bold and the beautiful. bad acting and bad writing... "lets put him ontop of the cage", yeah put him ontop of the cage so he can play for abit"... slowly back away from cage. que hawk. que stupid reaction "ohhh"

yay... is this math really that hard?

yup they sure do. Sydney is actually built on a huge underground funnel web rave site. You have to check your boots every time you put them on, and you don't leave shit lying around.

#6 -> it would have been a proof of concept. nothing near where this one is. this model can be produced for the masses within 2 years.

the second one is easily the best lol 6:00

Thats a bloody big ad. You foreigners are lucky you weren't in Australia for the last one, everyone bloody sung it, and its a hard one to sing. so it started to get very tedious

it seems he was forced into it.

i have to agree with #1, i dont know which retards thumbed him down for no reason, but for 2 frames you can easily see someone doing a superman about to hit the ground

he just explained that it was a typo, and to me it seems bloody obvious. maybe you just like to exercise your power over us

#20, its not 'some' scientists, its all reputable scientists, and we don't come from monkeys, we are apes, just like monkeys, we have a common ancestor with the monkeys, you see people who don't believe in logic, and believe in faith instead, need to spread lies to fool other people in believing in faith rather then logic and every so often people like you believe that crap and you are now a fool.

1:06 OH MY GOODNESS

i wish we had foxes

makes me happy that i bought a BMW

#(removed comment) you american, you don't understand a facetious comment if it hit you in the face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=has2XBLhCJM
this is his him doing it again, seems he does mean it

#2 if your too stupid to notice, this one is edited, and says so in the description

is he just french, or very plastered?

oh this is so amazing... oh wait, it is just a normal ad, so why is it on snotr? advertising bonus?

#4 the kid was scared coz they screamed

#6 do you know, that we know when you use jokes from videos that have been on snotr

#4 haven't you heard of people falling down the stairs onto 27 bullets?

wow i wish i was this much of a show off

all flags act like that in space, flags do not act like that underwater, i wonder how they made the flag act differently then it is supposed to. Just another thing about this that is stupid, the clouds do move that fast. the bubbles pique my interest, but this is no where near enough information for me even to think about whether it was fake.

#12 is 100% correct. all the people that say america faked their moon walk are idiots because russia would never have conceded the fact. the same with this, there were satellites on these guys in space, i think it would be silly for anyone not to pick up they didn't do in space.

the reason the voice is clearer because russia and america, and in fact most other nations use tried and tested equipment created a decade ago. the processors used in those walkers are barbarically old. While everything china has would be new as their space program is also. this video was put together but some one who knows very little. they should have left it at the bubble and not looked like an idiot.

is it also great at conning people?

he catches more fish then i usually do

this is really crap

haha, religious people are silly.

they ask those questions when you check in, which would have been in Whales, not Australia. geography fail

#1... please tell me you dont think its real, because that would be scary

these clips are funny but i dont know if i could watch a whole show

yeah this is such a fail... cough. i am going to use just a few brain cells that i have spare at the moment, and say that the guys who were laughing the whole time set it up. and when the guys head starts going under the water, that they shit their pants.

beer ads used to be funny... sigh

chance, and i bet you could tell us how?

norton would be the last thing i would use

yup i think that has just made me tired enough to go to sleep

half of them are just girls having a cry over nothing. they probably should have removed the 'true' football players first

some of those kids look so old to be in cots.

#4... sounds like it

does anyone know who's aeroplane this was? the red and white to me suggest QANTAS but you only get a glimpse

#14 if you can't see the connection, it is i who feels sorry for you. the connection is that in battlefield, the pilots fly the planes like mad men (mainly because they can't die in real life), so he is saying that the pilots are crazy and skilled to the level of the people who show off some awesome skills in battlefield. you should google battlefield 1942 planes. they do some pretty sick stuff. i never could do it personally, but my brother would fly upside down through bridges.

zf1, do you mean so you can bring yourself up to our level?

#18 go have a cry. so much of that crap annoyed me

#24 made me laugh hysterically.

I was expecting some sort of crash, but its cool how it actually worked. i just feel sorry for the people that those bogans stole that tv off

i don't know how to take this. but thumbs down from me

#4 i was thinking the same thing, unfortunately i slept throughout physics at university

yes well now i want some chocolate... but i always do

#5 -> fake x boring = fun

stupid. they are just idiots. amazing

its always hard to shake my idea of deepsea, i always expect to see structures like in the little mermaid

for some reason it reminds me of the sherlock holmes beat (the vid a few weeks back)

#6 i didnt even realise the first time, maybe i should pay more attention

i accidentally voted thumbs up for this video... sigh

IDIOT, he thought he could stand open the door and jump in... i think he forgot it was moving

Shows how much respect they have for the game to act like tools. Reminds me of Baseket Ball

the last one has always made me laugh

is that tetris? i am happy now

dont you think thats bad advertising for 'BK'. having homer buy at their shop. They tried to rebrand themselves from burger king to BK to make it sounds less fat, and then they go and have homer (the epitome of fat) ordering there.

if only i saw this when i was 9

its also obvious considering how good quality audio it has

yeah i saw this exact audio on one of his shows. Very Funny, its better to actually see him doing all the voices rather then not really knowing that its all the same guy.

voted down, because if you cant find it funny when your still drunk from a big night... well its not worth a thumbs up

that was funny, i wonder who was in the suit?

2:00 = dead

#2 the dad always forgets to put diesel in as he thinks it a petrol engine and due to his forgetful memory he has taught his daughter a 'naughty' word. i don't see why you would have trouble with it

or she is crazy and thought it was normal

isnt that just a bar fridge?

hehe reminds me of bruce almighty

i cant think of anything to say. this whole situation makes me laugh though

no great moments but pretty funny through out. thumbs up. 1

I like all codes of football (rugby/league/soocer)... actually strike that, i like all football played in australia (not nfl) but out of all sports, soccer is the worst to watch, its pretty fun to play, but who would want to watch a bunch of sissies running around feigning injuries.

neg urban sprinting is way better

3:00 and on, good on ya, i would have done 2 just for the effort the guys put in

is this real? i never watched bambi

sir? nah its good at 1:00

lol at the nun

theres one thats staged, and if it wasn't staged, its boring 1:43

a good ad for caterpillar dont you reckon?

i didn't know integers included thweese

so many of these pictures i have seen in my text books

lol i liked it... odd though

something that is more accessible to the average human being is setting up a strobe in your room and setting the frequency to the rpm of your fan. that way your fan looks like its off and you can coax people to put their hand through

i always thought the internet was magic. it magically fixed my sex life... or lack there of

argh when this was on the television, there were so many people going around singing this... argh it was quite annoying lol. but great for carlton

long? lol, my family once had a big money tin and people had to put money in it for not doing things. anyway we ended up having a couple hundred dollars in small coins. like 2000 5c coins = 100$ so yeah... it took a full day of nothing else but counting

smart rjavc? its not spamming 'fake' it just is

pretty coool

that is bloody good, i may get it on bluray as well

without using my brain at all, coz im tired, that looks so fake

#10 you get thumbs down for a stupid comment. thumbs down is when you dont agree with a stupid comment from a fellow member. the moderators deal with the first posters and spam.

yeah for some reason i thought he was a comedian, but yeah thats pretty good how he can sing that good with his lips nearly shut.

really, women pull the dress up when they are scared? that would have to be a first to my knowledge

cough yeah, if only he was original... or funny

very good, but i fear many people wont have enough culture to find this funny

the people remind me of aladdin

this must be a very small camera not to be noticed. the only thing i can think of is she doesnt mind being videotaped, and as such does anyone have her number

eh... real life is better to laugh at

where did all the shards go?

#3#4 maybe that this video only needs to be 15s long maybe?

i think #3 was on to it but not 100% sure. In minority report, they had the same problems doing this as every other re-incarnation of this idea. The control of such systems have been around for much longer. Its just intuitive to use your hands to control something so that's how they tried to make most things but realised that it would never work. All this is because of one reason. holding your arms up is actually very tiring. On top of being tiring it actually really hurts. any of you people who think the whole word is going to be voice controlled and think that flying cars will be inevitable, for the first time in your life instead of whole heartedly believing ever believer/maker and completely writing off any nay-sayers, try to do this one thing for me. Stand up and point to the wall at a perpendicular angular to yourself. Do this for 2 minutes. When you feel like what it feels like to do it for 2 minutes think about doing it for hours, because this is business software, meaning 9-5 work day, you would have some pretty tank arm by the end of it.

i just watched this the other day, and is an amazing movie, though this clip kind of spoils the funny part of the end, but misses completely the whole point of the movie.

who the hell is voting thumbs down to all the sane people in this video clip. the guy is a wanker

pretty sure i saw this advertisement for real when i visited america, i think it was on the advertisement that said "are you afraid of being burglarised? well you need this for debugarisation of your house"... okay i lie, it was an advertisement for security screens but it was funny to see these new words that the world has never seen.

#2 many many africans (and asians) claim to be MUCH older then they really are just so some stupid people from cnn will come over and document it. all of them have had much doubt over their true age and many of the asians have been proven to fake their birth certificate... why? just for a bit of fame, dont we all want to be famous? but its just too damn hard

he's lucky the cold shoulder is all he got

slow moing tricks make them look worse.

biff all the way

this clip was just like a giant battleship

i dont know if #3 is joking, but this is funny. I AM OTHER People

would you ever think that it does both?

lol at 1:07

#6 tolstoy i think the joke was on civilisation back in the day. if it weren't for the masses of women accepting it as normal, the majority of males wouldn't think it was normal. women stood up and didn't accept it, and now sexism is nearly completely gone. if only they stood up earlier.

smart guy with the camera made sure he got that license plate

i second #17

wtf, dont we do genetic screens for people like this

4th - having surveillance at that frame rate/quality would require one hell of a database

some one dropped it when it was born

thats silly, why wouldnt we have thought about that? um maybe because we didnt know that we had anythign to use... stupid

lol listen to their idiots in the background

awesome

right at the end, 'hail hitler' to make him put his arm up higher, funny

im going to learn ubuntu? lol

i want that trainer

oh no, what a life it is as well

loss of limb, one of the few medical conditions where there is no chance of recovery, and also one of the only thing that god feels like he shouldnt help people with.

#5 i was very shocked when that happened

lol @ #4 and #5 very funny, but yes definitely should be fuel powered not muel powered

some sooner then others, some too early, some too late, some just about right. i would prefer not to test the water just yet

#5 seems something is but saying some one on that quality footage is impossible. that is why i say screw the environment and get a hummer. only the small cars got poundered

probably cut short because it seems that rope got around him some how

not true? theres some pretty good solid science that shows this this crap messes with your brain. and to back up this ad, it slows down your synapses in your brain which DOES make you slow.

haha i have, on the goldie but this one was made out of solid steel and was on a big rock platform. so instead it was climbed not jumped on.

doesnt this remind everyone of 1 day in their life?

#1 come on, its a good ad, and its listed in commercials, why have a cry

even though i dont understand why she tackles her if its an ad for hockey but still very funny. maybe if she got a stick and smashed her against the wall for no reason, then it would be relevant to hockey

haha, atleast it doesnt have the guy who hosts it in australia

100x cheaper? well you see its mad for people with ipods/iphones. so for them, not you, it costs 1.00$ so your 1cent musical piece of plastic will be just fantastic in a kinders suprise

feel sorry for the black dude paid to be in this

my partial education in science fails to explain this, would anyone like to?

the dogs do it better

lol at the guy who -ve all mine and +ve all his.

parachutes work in jets because there is usually not many jets following them. imagine jumping out of your car in the middle of the highway because your car gets hit. guess what, you are now dead

being on the train isnt safe for an accident

argh that was nice how they had to get over the ridge

plus the ability to make them face one way with out turning the train around -> only coz i know some one will comment me

its for different purposes, on normal trains they have both set ups, groups for groups, singles for singles. this one can just change if you know its going to be a school group or whether everyone is just going to work. a complete waste of money but i would prefer to have it then to not have it

yeah i kinda click on the show posts, but when i read them i always think i didnt need to read it.

steven seagal is a girl? you obviously haven't seen him in "Cock Puncher"

AWESOME, but it makes my mind explode trying to remember the other one when these guys are scraping along the mountainside, anyone remember that one?

#5 well you can kinda see the end of the plug for the keyboard coming out after a bit of tension.

but i was thinking LAME right until the end

oh my... that is very slow and tedious

sorry for the double post, but #14 i just read the bottom of your post.

do you really have seconds to before crash? no you dont, most people crash before even putting their foot on the break. so your telling me they have time to eject? its not like your flying a plane, there will be cars around you, your car will go down and kill other people without them knowing, you wouldnt be able to get to the trigger in time because... well it would have to be protected in some way so you dont accidentally click it.

sorry for destroying your dreams, but maybe you should choose something not so childish

#14 LOL

this guy has funded it himself, he has put 75mil in himself. because? no one is going to invest in it. yes he may sell one or 2 but this will never become practical for a few reasons. 1 - too much fuel, 2 - too loud (and yes you can, even ipods can make people go deaf eventually)3 - it will always be more expensive then the alternative. 4 - it will be less safe then the alternative. 5 - crash - you die, 6 - crash - alot of other people die, 7 - whats wrong with the ground? 8 - no space? you think you are going to be able to fly this anywhere? pfft, it will be restricted to only follow... roads? 9 - it will always be bigger then a normal car, 10- maintenance will be HUGE on these things 11 - the only way this will be allowed is if it is computer driven... computers suck, imagine it getting the BSOD midway to your destination 12 - people like to drive, not sit in an extremely loud uncomfortable (bouncy due to wind) hunka metal while they know they have a 2% chance of not getting home. 13 - imagine what your friends would say to you. yeah maybe it would be good in primary school, but if your all grown up and wearing pants people will laugh at the waste of money you put into just sitting in a very loud air bus. 14 - wouldnt you buy something better with your money? 15 - buy a tesla roadsta that has huge acceleration, something that you can drive, something that is safe, something that is practical, something that doesnt destroy the environment, something that doesn't have maintenance (only 2 moving parts or something)

i cant say there is a million reasons why this will never happen (as in economically viable), but i can say there is atleast 15 bloody good ones.

the jet pack was invented 20 times... but it... is ... impractical

i like how the put the mic a few hundred metres behind the the camera. this this is LOUD. so loud if it took off at the front of your house you wouldnt be able to hear a thing and will probably lead to being deaf.

IT WONT HAPPEN, well it wont happen now because theres no money, but this thing was built 10 years ago, has anyone heard an update?

i think they cut the crashes out which killed the bystanders

1:11 was the best, look there is nothing scary about it -> shits pants

old but good so rjavc go cry elsewhere.

if only he had a faster car

when the majority of people are educated why should we know all this superstitious crap? then again theres all this spiritual crap still going around.

they obviously haven't had enough, a little bit more and there wouldnt be a problem

lol that was good.

i know it seems kinda mean but i once fed a kangaroo a piece of kangaroo poo. they are probably so used to people feeding them it just expected it to be the feed. lol

i vote australian. but australia and new zealand are full of both so its hard to pick

#(removed comment) you have to have a gun license to own a gun, unlike america where they sell guns to anyone, in australia we would like to keep the guns out of serial killers hands, out of mental retards.

There is no point to owning a gun if no one else has them. that is what is good about australia its safe.

the right to life will always trump the ability for every idiot/racist/drunk/druggo/mental retard to own a gun. if you want to play army, join the army

the reason the last part annoyed is because i think the woman in some strange disillusioned fantasy thinks that by saying that her cats wants to meet those people, that she will. she probably thinks her cat is going to be the biggest thing since sliced bread.

#4#5 -> thanks for your extra input

lol, do you think it was meant to do that? those are some breaks, if he held them on it would have done a flip. makes a new safety aspect. brake to avoid cars? pfft why not just flip over them.

#8 you picked out the funniest part, kudos to you

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

i would do the same thing... if it actually was a hard word to spell

argh because of stupid george bush spending trillions of dollars on useless crap, the usa dollar has crapped it self, and for some stupid reason australia heavily invest in usa and now our dollar is down heaps so now i can also blame america for not being able to buy anything from overseas

why are they all so angry? half of them try to kill the guys

FAKE

#19 it gets you in the mood, stop having a whinge

oh and... FAKE, you can totally tell its done by mirrors

lol. how could you not notice the guy your talking to turns black

done a million times, but trust mythbusters to put a spin onto it

ive seena more efficient dog balloon destroyer but its funny how it goes past heaps of balloons for the red ones

this would be good if the quality wasnt so bad and if every hadnt done the same thing in primary school

yeah its pretty crap without the sound being in sync, you dont know what their reaction is

errr.... i was able to believe it all until i saw his reaction, i would smack her down

why are the majority of them wearing the exact same thing?

money can do anything. including washing your car

fake? lol

#5, its the whole world that would ask her to wipe his arse. just not americans

very much similar to how i remember it

the best you have ever seen? i feel sorry for you, the compilation on being lucky is waaay better then this

i am changing my profession

some one submit them then. i liked the matrix, but yes keanu reaves did most of everything (i dont say acting for a reason) in this movie.

its weird how when the check out the hot chick they dont just keep going over the corner and die, and they all just happen to hit power pole, but oh well still funny, there are better ads then these, and most bud light ads are copies from other countries. Pretty sure they just sit in their advertising office watching other beer ads (and sometimes they copy ads that dont even sell beer)

i think its real, i cant see any obvious signs, i love how the girl is trying to sound sincere while holding back the laugh

#15 you made my day

its not only your opinion, in every world wide survey based on anything educational, USA comes last (this is western of course).

how ever not all americans are stupid, it just so happens there are more of them.

#15 - they are going to replace george bush with a bigger idiot... i am hoping this financial crisis that george bush fueled will diminish any faith any one has left in the american economy so american politics no longer effect the rest of the world.

come on, who can honestly say they have the best economy when they have a national debt of $4e+12 and a national deficit of $1e+11

#10 is completely stupid, he does not understand that the point of this commercial is that he did not save it from death, he saved the dog from scoring, he then proceeded to kick the dog as if it were a football. as he is so obviously living football every minute of the day.

how ever #10 wont understand as he/she does not live a life

This one is better then the others, this one seems to have some sort of point to it.

#7 you are a ding bat.

#11 i am not sure what you are getting at, but... sugar = good for you, carbohydrates = good for you, fat = good for you, proteins = good for you. these are ALL essential molecular building blocks and sources of energy for your body to operate properly. sugar/CHO/fat/energy in kJ are all made out to be bad by the media because of FAT PEOPLE. i love nerds (wonka), 91% sugar, + heaps of that beautiful preservatives and artificial flavouring (which has never actually been proven to be bad for you, apart from hippies/naturalists, and bad parents who need something to blame their shit parenting on(otherwise known as ADD or ADHD if you only have one of your parents)

hehe rant at me, i love it

I really don't understand how this is selling milk, nor do i understand the reference to Charles Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest. How ever what perplexes me the most is the fact people enjoy these. I just seem to miss the humour of the advertisement completely

NEW TV. problem solved

on the first one where the guy flies back ward, no one seems to give a shit... which would only suggest two things to me, no one liked him, or...

incorrect water behaviour? your kidding right? its a time lapse, the water will be completely random hence why all the stationary boats bob up and down. (and the people sprint around everywhere).

great effect, the whole idea behind this video is to make something that looks real to make it look fake. i am assuming its some sort of play of sharpening the front image and blurring the back for some optical illusion to take place.

thumbs up

i very much dislike rap, but i quite like this

russia tastes nice

this is why i would prefer to take on a crocodile then a spider

lol at #9

very funny, this one made me laugh

Women... shouldnt be allowed to drive... i know that not all women are bad drivers, i have yet to find a good one, but still, ban them all to stop the majority

haha a sense of humour, i think this was shown as evidence why it wasn't murder and that it really was done in the best interest for the human race

#19 its easy... when women get into trouble they put their foot on the accelerator, a few are evident here http://www.snotr.com/video/1603, yet when males get into trouble they BRAKE

this is a good video, a polar bear that actually has snow under his paw, priceless

1st for women, the shortest lived insurance agency, bankrupted the day after their first customers signed up.

nice

there is better ones of him, it would be funnier if you know it was the kid making the wise cracks but its not

well i dont very much like soccer but i do like the music. the moves were good enough to watch, unfortunately being able to look good is completely different to being good.

double post: theres no canada like french canada, the best canada in the land

after reading this.... i feel better about being isolated from both america and europe

i dont think i have ever been so upset at losing this minute of my life... then again i dont really get upset so i will probably forget about this uneventful video very soon.

worth the 20s it took to watch

good old washington mutual, thought they werent going to go under but oh well

this also comes very handy in a party sense. set the strobe to the same frequency as a fan so it looks like the fan is not on and then tell some one to stick their hand in. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Australia = illegal to kill snakes (native)

haha yes very unique

haha yes very unique

i wouldn't say half was photoshoped, but definitely half of them were commercial or photoshoped. music kinda started to grind my nerves, and the individual pictures took to long to scroll through. maybe a fastforward button would be nice

1:07 i swear he says "bobs your uncle"

we have worse ads to stop idiots who speed and kill themselves and others in Australia

argh this is better then the others but

why put the stupid basketball shots in? i had to stop watching just in case i saw another

racist and offending? lol go have a cry. it made fun of both sides so what the hell are you having a cry about?

fermented pumpkins? is that a first? argh mum... im not drunk... i just ate some pumpkins... cough...

i couldnt eat something moving

or they could just be gymnasts and not gay? you have to be extremely uncomfortable with your sexuality to call 'gay' at everything that makes YOU uncomfortable.

still can't take a game seriously with that much padding, even if i was the best in the world in that game i wouldn't feel comfortable telling anyone as i know the amount of crap ANY ONE could pay me out for.

#20 Hey mate, i am just going on how many planes were set to arrive WHILE I WAS IN NEW ZEALAND. i also never said there was only 1, i said there was very few, when i flew over there i had a choice of 3 places to fly to and there was only 1 flight from Brisbane per day.

#10 probably not that much, if not in percentage compared to the stupid posters on youtube

is it really off SNL? otherwise this guy probably could have sterilised him self with all that glass near his reproductive organs, and should be a candidate for the Darwin Award

#5 you are quite right

#18 did you miss what we said? we were not talking about Where the plans are, but rather why they are so many. i am sure the info the would have had is how many are leaving each airport and to which airport they are going, so all they would have to do is set how long the flight took and maybe just put the plane on a straight line. hell i could do it with flash with enough information. How ever what we as 'fake' posters are saying, is simply there is too many planes at any one time to be factual. The people who made this video IMO probably took the years worth of planes and made it look like it was in a day, as this is actually not wrong because the title doesn't state the date at which the flight takes place, only the time of day. So i probably will just stand by the fact they made this video originally for one day and realised there actually isn't much world-wide air-traffic so they set about making it look more impressive.

looks fake? no way! balls usually change direction in mid air, and normally when you through it to the left of the basket it usually just flicks backs and hits it spot on... all these types of clips are faked, and this one is very well done but theres still a few that make it very obvious, and the fact that it's commercial adds to evidence

i hate to say this.... but FAKE.

there is only at MAX 3 flights going to New Zealand from Australia per day and they have like 100. and theres intercontinental flights in new zealand going everywhere, New Zealand is not that busy, there is only very few airports and the flights leave daily. so having about 20 planes going from the North Island to the South Island is very silly. It also seems that they forgot include Adelaide in Australia's planes, all the planes seem to be going to Sydney/Melbourne/Brisbane, and leaving poor Adelaide out, i am sure there is more air traffic going to Adelaide then to Brisbane.

Maybe it is a time lapse of the whole year played in a day. But other then that i have strong objections to most of it.

i hate the idiot calling FAKE more then neg. psychobf69 have you hit your daily quota of fakes?

fake!... lol

i hate rap, but this is worthwhile

i would say she is an american and is genuinely in awe of the gun rather then the normal emotion that the civilised world would feel

i didnt know gay people could climb

anyone seem to notice how it looks pretty average until a magic brush goes over it to make it look perfectly real?