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2. plurft 142 days ago on video Bombsquad Goes Norway
Untill you have experienced freefall this looks like bragging. After I see it as the way to share the most amazing feeling in the world!
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3. plurft 151 days ago on video Best fails of 2011
The line of when it is ok to be laughing at someones misforturne is crossed a few times too much in this video!
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4. plurft 170 days ago on video 25 Ways to Wear a Scarf in 4.5 Minutes!
I do not care for more than one way of using a scarf, but thumbs up for the fancy way of precenting it which made me what's the whole thing... Twice. 
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5. plurft 174 days ago on video Fail Compilation November 2011
"we're cutting that out" at 5:14 
Glad they didn't 
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7. plurft 188 days ago on video Sportsmanship
The professor from Futurama just changed his mind about leaving planet earth!
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8. plurft 193 days ago on video Greatest Scene In Film History
THE KID @ 0:57. LOOL! NewB!! (shots)
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10. plurft 203 days ago on video Self propelled robot walks only by using its own weight
#15 Of course it won't even run on a flat surface. Where would the energy come from?
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11. plurft 215 days ago on video Kenneth Moen Hillclimb Drift Lillehammer
Normal people refill gas, he buys new tires^^
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12. plurft 217 days ago on video We Love Russia
Just love the fine police work at 03:49. Simple but effective!
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13. plurft 220 days ago on video Close call with a landmine
#3 Don't blame the soldier for where the politicains send them.
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14. plurft 241 days ago on video Balancing Act
These are two Hungarian guys, the call themselves Golden Power.
You can google their 1980's style website if you like.
I'd also recommend looking for a better quality video somewhere else 
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15. plurft 303 days ago on video Boutaoshi, the new Japanese sport
"LOLOL only in Japan". This is some event that happens at a military academy. Nobody else does that shit, and nobody even knows about it. Nobody ever says "LOLOL only in Scotland" when some assholes throw around trees and stones wearing skirts.
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16. plurft 314 days ago on video Café allongé
Reminds me of Studio 4°C. Mind Game, that kinda stuff. Or Satoshi Kon, but lamer.
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17. plurft 318 days ago on video A Lesson in Forgiveness
Those people talking about how she had not lived long enough to understand the loss have obviously never met someone with a disability.
Do you really think all the people in wheelchairs or the disabled ones go about their day pitying themselves, thinking how much worse their lives are compared to the normal people? Wake the fuck up.
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18. plurft 325 days ago on video Scary walk
When the guy got to the part with the wooden planks I almost fell off my chair because I was trying to lean to the left. Damnit I hate heights.
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19. plurft 328 days ago on video Bubble Magic
Newer clip of Tom Noddy on The Letterman Show in 2007:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np4n5PPIa38
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20. plurft 332 days ago on video weirdest porn movie intro ever (SFW)
Say what? Maybe do your fucking job instead of watching videos, and secondly... PORN MOVIE INTRO. PORN MOVIE. PORN. What could possibly go wrong here. You imbecile.
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21. plurft 359 days ago on video The Real Battle: L.A
#14
Oh yeah LA wouldnt have any Anti Aircraft batteries in 1942... 
idiot
Also Orson Welles' War of the Worlds was broadcast in 1938.
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22. plurft 364 days ago on video The last free people on this planet
Here's the kicker. Even if those dudes had never had contact with our "civilisation" they live in an area claimed by some country, owned by someone. And they have fuck all rights. Woo-hoo! They could then either choose to continue living like that, if some "preservation" organisation raises enough money for it, and be watched like a zoo animal or comply to the rules of whatever fucking country they live in and be miserable like the rest of us.
Tough choice tho. Sacrifice your first-born and wear a monkey skull on your head or give half of your income to the elected government as tax. Tough choice.
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23. plurft 1 year ago on video Tom Green Owns Xzibit in Freestyle Battle
Anyone who didn't know Tom raps should check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ctc4daiIZU
..yeah, that's Tom Green!
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25. plurft 1 year ago on video Impressive Tennis Hit
#13 Please don't talk about stuff you know nothing about.
http://www.itftennis.com/shared/medialibrary/pdf/original/IO_54581_original.PDF
Rule 24. j.
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26. plurft 1 year ago on video A blonde and a 3rd grade geography question
"Houston is located in which american state? I thought america IS a state? Hmmm.... there are cowboys and indians there, arent they? Is it Disneyland? Disneyland is a state, right? Or, that state, where Chandler and Phoebe live, wait, Hollywood? Is it Hollywood? I think, it's there!"
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27. plurft 1 year ago on video How to remove snow from your roof!
i just keep re-playing the laugh at 0:40 . brilliant!
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28. plurft 1 year ago on video John Cleese - Soccer vs Football
How boring would the world be if we didn't have stuff like this to argue about?
If you enjoy these kind of pointless arguments with people getting very... excited about their point of view, go check out the discussion pages on football/soccer (whatever those maniacs have named it nowadays) on wikipedia. It's a hoot!
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29. plurft 1 year ago on video Ladybug plays with sprinkles
The level of frustration must be over the top!
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30. plurft 1 year ago on video Russian Car Crash Compilation
#29 don't think, it doesn't suit you.
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31. plurft 1 year ago on video How to do things faster
damn, now i gotta recover my 5:10 wasted on this video.
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32. plurft 1 year ago on video Parachute Hang Up
#1 Static parachuters use a breakaway system consisting of threads with a certain resistance or a device that breaks away when more than a certain force is applied to it.
The mistake in this scenario is either that the chute is not packed according to manual or the procedure by the soldier.
In the first case the mistake was that was made has something to do with the metal breakaway device. If you look closely at 2:11 you see a hoop around the device. This hoop is either not supposed to be thereor got a too though resistance.
In the second case it might be correctly packed, but the soldier did not jump long so ther was not enough force applied in this to the hoop and the device so the hoop did not break.
This has nothing to do with the soldiers skill, either a weak moment by the guys packing the chutes or a unlucky jump by the soldier.
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33. plurft 1 year ago on video Cat vs Metronom
whoopee, kitties! who gives a flying phuck that they're framing wikileaks and its founder as we speak. we're watching kitties now!
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34. plurft 1 year ago on video Do you own (stuff made by) slaves?
whoopee, guilt trip! bring on more, it's the holiday season almost, tell us how we enjoy Christmas while they still work in the dirt and stuff.
If companies knew that people care about this, they would have already made a big deal about it. For example, Apple knew people care about design and fun, flashy, useless apps, so we got the iPhone, the Macs, the app store. But did people stop buying Apple products when Foxconn employees (Apple parts supplier) started KILLING THEMSELVES because of the working conditions imposed by Apple?
You want to save Africa and the pour Asians? Bring Christianity in, they indeed need million dollars Churches (Philippines, China lately) and they are really eager to give away 10% of their (next to nothing) income to the Adventist Church (Africa).
Or bring the sweet capitalism in. The one that makes americans treat animals better than homeless PEOPLE. HUMANS! effin PETA.
Last time the civilized northern hemisphere tried to help the africans they gave them weapons to kill each other with. They enslaved them in the 1700s and they enslave them now.
And instead of hating the rich people for doing this you hate ME for disagreeing that we should help them, which i'm not. I'm just honest with myself and i KNOW i won't be able to live without any of the products presented here. And rather than being a hypocrite i prefer doing nothing. You know who should do something? Those f*cking MTV 16 year olds that b*tch about the color of the new Lexus their African-slave-owner daddy bought them. Or those rap stars bragging about their 22" gold plated rims. Not me. FU, i'm pour!
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37. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video basball knocks out pitcher
It's obviously fake
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38. plurft 2 years ago on video Devils Pool
#11 u are correct i've been there and in the pool..it is kind of like an infinity edge pool
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39. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Bizarre Effect
THEY'RE COMING!! WAVE AFTER WAVE!!!
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40. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Pole Dancing Fail
it kinda looks like a fake viral video. Notice the pole wasn't strapped securely at all, maybe just skotch tape.
The things ppl do for celebrity..
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46. plurft 2 years ago on video Boomerang Skateboard Hits Kid In Head
what goes around comes around.
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50. plurft 2 years ago on video Customer deters robber, chasing suspect with his cane
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
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51. plurft 2 years ago on video the best intro to a movie
he can turn any sentence to EPIC proportions.
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53. plurft 2 years ago on video 100 through peak 100 left 5... what the $%^&
Poland? I only heard kurwa which means "whore" and is only appropriate in this situation
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54. plurft 2 years ago on video Two Idiots And A Sword
"i told you this is a horrible idea"
ah well .. he still filmed it
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58. plurft 2 years ago on video World's Largest Gummy Bear
You know how you can make a gummy bear grow in water/wodka?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrgVnmMy1M
Now .. imagine it with this beast
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59. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Radio presenter harassed every night.
this cock sucker racist... Australian kangarooooo... don't worry.. sooner or later we gonna fuck your mom too.. then you can ask question who is motherfuker... then every one gonna ans.. Indian..ask your wife n daughter who stop by to please them im sure they gonna say too Indian let me know tomorrow on radio if they want some more.. of my kamasutra.. pleasure
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60. plurft 2 years ago on video 10 Minutes of Pain
LMFAO at last clip, how can you do that in a fight?
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62. plurft 2 years ago on video Tight Parking
Great .. and when she finally "parked" she leaves enough space in front of her car to almost fit in another car. I hate people who waste parking space like that ..
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63. plurft 2 years ago on video Tight Parking
#4:23 i forgot to tell you this space is reserved, i'm afraid you'll have to move your car.
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64. plurft 2 years ago on video Hero turtle rescues upside down turtle
thumbs up for calling it hero turtle
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65. plurft 2 years ago on video Magic Flashlights
#24 definetly easy, but tracking the positions and tweaking them must've been time consuming... Bravo to the creator
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67. plurft 2 years ago on video Aggressive maneuvers for autonomous quadrotor flight.
Love that it shows: "3 views" of the video, but there is 19 comments so far^^"
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69. plurft 2 years ago on video Chatroulette Endmost Piano Ode To Merton
#8 Du trenger ikke være svensk for å forstå svensk. Det holder med å være skandinavisk
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70. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video the diva song from "fifth element"
I think she is about to sneeze at 1:7
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71. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video the diva song from "fifth element"
I think she is about to sneeze at 1:7
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72. plurft 2 years ago on video Japan's ramen robot
lol fuck those noodles, I want to see them fight 
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73. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Kevin Richardson and his pets
#7 Do you like fish-sticks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U95JToq3-3g
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75. plurft 2 years ago on video Evolution of war
I managed to remember seven of the twelve videos. Can anybody fill me in?
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76. plurft 2 years ago on video Pacman Trashes Supermarket etc.
I believe poor people would be using a pen and paper to write jokes, not makes suits and break stuff.
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77. plurft 2 years ago on video FAIL!
4:30 A guy holding a rifle after drinking enough alcohol to kill a small animal.
Only in America
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78. plurft 2 years ago on video Stairway Snowboarding
And they started up in Finland before Jackass.
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79. plurft 2 years ago on video Stairway Snowboarding
The show is a Finsih show called the Dudesons. It's a brilliant, they don't do fancy stunts, just a lot of things that is easy to copy^^
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80. plurft 2 years ago on video Nerds Unite
At 0:21 the fat chick continues after being hit 
She cheated.
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82. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video airspace reboot
#9 Scotland & Wales is a part of United Kingdom.
#6 It says Switzerland with an arrow pointing at Switzerland at the map.
#2 Most of them are flying to airports in London and Paris.
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83. plurft 2 years ago on video Merry-go-round of death
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
-Albert Einstein
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84. plurft 2 years ago on video Evangelical TV: Mom spanked the gay out of me
I guess she achieved the opposite ..
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85. plurft 2 years ago on video Mom Meltdown
If he sent this video to a mental institution, that woman would be wearing a pretty tight sweater right now.
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86. plurft 2 years ago on video Freaking Amazing Unreal Shots
Notice how there were no such videos before video-editing/effects became more accessible.
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88. plurft 2 years ago on video The machine is using us
the music is a remix of one of the templates in fruity loops 
boring...
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94. plurft 2 years ago on video Sony New Controller
holy fuck Sony just created a dildo, good job guys.
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95. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Dog Flies Down Stairs
#18 <- made my day
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96. plurft 2 years ago on video Pay attention!
Is this really Snotr's 4000th video?
Judging from /video/1 that would make 4000 in 953 days, nice!!!!
Thanks Snotr!
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97. plurft 2 years ago on video Best Rugby Hits
Well, this is what they signed up for, so this is what you get...
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100. plurft 2 years ago on video jew's harp in Lithuania
I watched it for about 5 sec.....
what a retard music/instrument... 
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103. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Man vs. Wild
Just Sick......
Sorry, but these kinds of tv-shows are stupid 
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107. plurft 2 years ago on video Hammer Toss Fail
did anyone else noticed that "clicking" sound right when the hammer is in its lowest position just before the "take off" ??
seems that the hammer hit the ground on the last spin and changed the trajectory and jumped out of its orbit
then it was physics that took over, and like #11 said... weight and momentum... ;-]
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108. plurft 2 years ago on video Woman Can't Park
LOL
dude in the red car at 00:34
"wtf? ... wait, a chick behind the wheel ?! I better GTFO!"
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109. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Dragons Den
He's selling colloidal silver, not plain distilled water. And yes, it does have well-known medicinal value.
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110. plurft 2 years ago on video Gigi D'Agostino played on church organ
is it just me or desync ??
shame
however brilliant!!!
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112. plurft 2 years ago on video Police Chase Motorbike
This looks to be in england...
I believe the cop cars over there are Astras! little 1.8 L hatches! I have one!
I also have a motorbike. His looks to be a CBR1000RR Fireblade which is a race replica of Hondas GP racebike. Its not surprising he can outrun the cops, he has one of the fastest vehicles in the world.
This guy shows some skill, yes, but the time and place is just stupid.
You know you can spend a whole day on a racetrack for less than the cost of a speeding fine? You can go as fast as you want, and ride your tits off, and its all good! But don't do it on the road.
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113. plurft 2 years ago on video Bush & Clinton Speech
What do you mean it is not real. You have Bush and Clinton sitting and grabbing themselves while Obama sits on the Mantle acting like himself.
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114. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Man gets owned by his cat
Two things:
1 - You can hear a crashing sound before the monitor hits him.
2 - I have dropped and broken my monitor before and it does not sound like that.
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117. plurft 2 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade
I just hope he dies without hurting anybody
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118. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Will Arnett Sex Tape
LOL Hilarious...
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119. plurft 2 years ago on video Cat on roomba bitch-slapping a dog
Omg, I love this shit ^^ Cats are really funny.... I wonder why the cat has no fear to ride a machine...
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120. plurft 2 years ago on video Ostrich Attack
wow, I like ostriches ^^ they are curious. This guys laughing is very contagious!!!
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121. plurft 2 years ago on video Chinese grandma learning English
You are an idiot!!! What are you doing to your grandma? Do you know what respect is????
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122. plurft 2 years ago on video Pac-Man Illusion!
It is the same house the last Illusion (the cube) was show/made in.... I think someone got an obsession or to much spare time
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123. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Crazy Romanian truck driver
He is my hero!
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124. plurft 2 years ago on video Crazy Cube Illusion!
Dear TheProfessor
STOP COPYING INFO FROM WIKIPEDIA AND PASTING IT HERE
From thePeople
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125. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Let's wait for the train to cross
The internet have sunk to another new level... I dunno how old some of you guys are, but I am certain that you are not old enough to learned Einstein's Theory of Special relativity to the point of understanding it (And it is useless in this example). Newtons three laws of Physics and the laws of circular motion is what a scientist within mechanics would use to prove the question about this clip... Since the train is not traveling at a velocity close to c it is pointless even mentioning E=mc^2
Herbert, to to img.4chan.org/b if all you just wanna fuck around
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127. plurft 2 years ago on video Do you have a flag?
#10 http://www.videosift.com/video/Eddie-Izzard-Dress-To-Kill-full-show
There's the show I think
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128. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Close
Please do it again... and this time try to hit the pole...
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129. plurft 2 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm
That this is right before the uncanny valley, LOVE it
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131. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Policeman faces death
#13 I think Darwin was on about something when he had the Natural Selection...
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133. plurft 2 years ago on video Tattoo Your Eyes
I thought black would be a little scary.
Dark blue is so much more comforting....
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134. plurft 2 years ago on video Ladies, you better rely on yourself...
well, THAT girl can rely on others. not when she's old though
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135. plurft 2 years ago on video Man Of Many Talents
The generation with far too much spare time...
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136. plurft 2 years ago on video Harry Potter And The Magic Of Puberty
I really think the paralyzing formula will get handy for Ron
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137. plurft 2 years ago on video Chainsaw breakfast
Now this is what I would call plain stupid...
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140. plurft 2 years ago on video Icy Road
I live in the building across the street! Portland FTW!
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143. plurft 2 years ago on video Tape measure master
The Tape ninja...
eehh... ok guys, back to work... 
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144. plurft 2 years ago on video Hillarious spider mating behaviour
A spider tango...
But is he gonna get it or what...?
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146. plurft 2 years ago on video Student brings typewriter to class
Can somebody tell him we're in 21st century?
Still, i think he was playing 'saper' like any other student in this class
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147. plurft 2 years ago on video Suspect disposes of evidence
I hope they didn't do a cavity search...
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148. plurft 2 years ago on video Rear-ender
i like the soundtrack...
is it from a car-audio, or mastered ?
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149. plurft 2 years ago on video Epic Trailer
The sword at the end of the wire about 0:37. WHat movie is that from?
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150. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video The Year of 2009 in Auto-Tune
K West is a, well, I don't want this comment removed, but in this tune his "Beyonce praising/Racism" sounds good
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152. plurft 2 years ago on video Anyone for a pancake?
I got a L4D2 feeling when she got hit with the pan
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154. plurft 2 years ago on video Weird Water Experiment!
the part about "it will stay like that for hours" is bullshit
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156. plurft 2 years ago on video Yummy McDonalds crap
It's the salt that makes the fries last...
lots of it
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157. plurft 2 years ago on video Canadian, Please...
Lyrics for Canadian, Please
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
CHORUS
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...
CHORUS
So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...
STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!
We got beavers, cariboo and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...
CHORUS
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian 
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161. plurft 2 years ago on video Guy drinks vomit-inducing drink for money
OMG.... Everyone's got their price he says,
I'll bet he wouldn't have done it for a 1000 bucks...
UNBELIEVABLE..
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163. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 2 years ago on video Balloon Bass Box
duuhh...? even, on a very looong rainy day with utterly nothing else to do I still would not play a balloon like that...
LAME...
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166. plurft 2 years ago on video Casey Stoner
Yeah the video and music don't mix well,
and nothing out of the ordinary too...
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170. plurft 2 years ago on video Facebook status: married
what an interesting life both must have.
They're even updating their facebook first before actually kissing each other...
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175. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Marriage Proposal FAIL
it's fake
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178. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Pigeon: Impossible
Very good...
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179. plurft 3 years ago on video Comedian vs Angry woman
@9 zjeee...
I didn't know it was all part of the show...
HAHA
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180. plurft 3 years ago on video She won
lol first she acted like a cow then she went to a different species god damn ultrasonic whale wait i listened to it again and i did not hear anything
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181. plurft 3 years ago on video Boat vs Bridge
ouch....
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2003/01/09/welland_canal030109.html
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182. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Elk finds water
Oh, shit is that a camera?
8-O
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183. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Nahtzee - The n00b effect
What's the name of the chick shown at 3:6?
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185. plurft 3 years ago on video How to convert a porn movie
HAHAHA... Very Funny
.. but I still think it's not for kids..
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186. plurft 3 years ago on video How to convert a porn movie
HAHAHA... Very Funny
.. but I still think it's not for kids..
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187. plurft 3 years ago on video I lost my teeth!
I'm ok I tfink.. I willf tryf this againf and do it rightf nexft timeff..
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190. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Woodpecker vs Snake
Now that's what I call a persistent dumb ass.. ehh dumb bird.
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191. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Buzzard Gets Clipped By Wind Turbine
He had it coming...
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192. plurft 3 years ago on video Lucky train inspector
FAKE but Funny....HAHAHA...
hmmm... now where did I lose my glasses...
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194. plurft 3 years ago on video Hawaii Chair
America is probalbly the only country where people would buy the chair
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195. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Just Taking a Walk
Well...
Not even a single one Healt and Safety rule had been violated... it`s just that sometimes shit happens at work
ps.
love my country
LOL
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196. plurft 3 years ago on video Water Jetpack
Wonder what would happen If you tried to scubadive with that thing..
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201. plurft 3 years ago on video Cat Betrays His Girlfriend
That is a lazy guy, the woman supported him...
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203. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video A little bit tipsy
I has the same effect as ether, but I dunno If ether last for that long.
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204. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video NZ bungee jump
Where is the BJ place and what is the high
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206. plurft 3 years ago on video Dan Bull - Dear Lily
Is it possible to download this tune as an mp3 file sommewhere?
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207. plurft 3 years ago on video Worst Fight Scene Ever?
Story of Ricky : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102293/
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208. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Formula Drift – New Jersey 2009
#10, I don't imagine you know about professional drifting much more than most of the people here, but here's the low down. Using the handbranke to initiate a drift will cut considerably on your exiting speed. In other terms, you'll get passed by at any corner if you do this. The only time it's acceptable is when you're doing very tight cornering, think hairpins and corkscrews.
But yeah, go ahead and mock professional drivers kiddo.
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210. plurft 3 years ago on video Dancing cops
The rifle spinning solider is doing? He is a member of the Norwegian "The King's Guards" and is trained for the single purpose of showing of.. Usally done by a complete squad and then ending it by firing blanks up in the air, they are usually moving in amazingly coordinated "dances"(if that is what you want to call it). They are entertainers, not fighters or law enforces. Just young men spending all their time making the uniform pretty and their rifles clean..
The other guy... I don't really want to know what he is doing
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211. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#37, sure lacroupade, here ya go:
http://www.snotr.com/video/2830
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212. plurft 3 years ago on video Progress is beautiful
#3 WildMonkey, are you kidding? Haven't you noticed how anti-intellectual this place is?
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213. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#35, bountyhunter53,
It's left over from an earlier thread about a video concerning religion where a mod, being a pansy, decided that he/she didn't want to see it and locked the thread out of spite. It was one of those "I'm a discussion Nazi!" things which is hilarious because there are absolutely no terms of service here, no posting guidelines, no posted "rules" of conduct. Really it boils down to some random mod got offended and couldn't take it so used an arbitrary "this is off topic and people insult each other" complaint to shut down the thread... as if every thread here remains on topic. Of course, arbitrary heavy handedness like that will more than likely keep the number of consistently logged in users pretty low, but hey who wants to discuss in a forum in the way they want. It's better to be censored, yeah?
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214. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#(removed comment), USAnumber2,
An "avatar" is, in mythology, a lesser or human incarnation of a god. In Christian mythology, Jesus is an avatar of Jehovah. However, in terms of the internet- your user name is your avatar. You are NOT USAnumber1 outside of this forum any more than I am Plurft. However, ONLY you are USAnumber1 here, whereas Plurft is not only me. Does that help you with why I seem to have mixed personality? I'll probably get banned for that, but, O well.
>"But Christianity is faith-based..."
So is every other religion on Earth. Keep in mind also that there are millions who have faith that UFO's are real. There are millions who have faith that vaccines cause autism.
>"...millions of 'smart' people in the world still believe in Christ."
"Smart" and belief in Christianity are not tacitly linked. Furthermore, "smart" is not the same as "educated", and intelligence in one arena of thought does not translate to other arenas. For example, there may be a brilliant mathematician who believes in Christianity, but that doesn't mean he knows anything about how culture or folklore works.
See, you might have "faith" and it's obvious you might be an authority on it, but that only means you're an authority on how to devote your life to a cause you need no information or education about. Though it's obvious that you've been taught Biblical talking points for a range of subjects, you lack the informed reader's grasp of the subtleties of the culture that goes with that text and knowledge of the vast majority of the text that isn't so popular. You seem to think that Christianity is a unique religion where it isn't- it is similar to every religion on Earth and the themes and teachings within the Bible are broadly generic. There is simply no evidence that it is true- if it were, and was so convincing, there would be a lot more Christians in the world. You'd just as well have total faith in Grimm's fairy tales being real.
But, you see, what's strange is your blatant pomposity- you have faith but that appears to be all you have going for you. Despite that, you are arrogant enough to demand your belief system be etched onto the world and arrogant enough to act as if all who don't follow your belief system are below you. It's obvious from your bigoted condemnation of Muslims; it's obvious from your choice of username. However, the simple fact that you can retain some level of anonymousity here and then act in this manner shows how weakly you regard your own faith. What happened to the "living like Christ" claims? How do you think he would feel about your crassness or about a username that smacks of nationalistic idolatry?
And remember this, always, "faith" is not an education; "faith" is not intelligence; "faith" is not truth; "faith" is not evidence; and, overwhelmingly so, "faith" does not make you "right". Faith is only belief in that which has no evidence.
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215. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#(removed comment), USAnumber1,
Tell me, do you know what an avatar is?
And if the only thing you know of religious texts is the Bible, albeit very thinly, doesn't that technically make me smarter than you in that arena?
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216. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#30, sux2bu,
No- though I assumed Legion would be a religious person's first guess. It's why I wrote it that way. I'm human.
#(removed comment), USAnumber1,
Are you equating me with the devil? That's comic. And of course I don't believe in the Bible- it's an ancient political/philosophical document no more illuminating or significant than the Quran, Torah, Popol Vuh, the Vedas, the Kojiki, the Zend Avesta, etc, etc, ad nauseum... Of course, like most religious artifact, it's used in the modern age as a fetish of control and as a tool for simple (though archaic) morals education of the less intelligent, but that's not the issue here.
Can you answer the riddle?
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217. plurft 3 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#(removed comment), Oldfart,
Here's a little riddle for you.
One of me is American. One of me is Italian. One might also be French, Argentine, or Australian. I'm Chinese for an hour; I'm Japanese for twenty minutes; I'm sometimes Russian for five days. I will appear schizoid, but you'll know me by which voice I use. I am many.
This minute, I'm the one who knows the Bible better than you.
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218. plurft 3 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#(removed comment), Oldfart, you're such a hilarious jingoistic fascist.
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219. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Three Atheists
#44, eddie2042,
"You mean, a profession in the "unknowable""
No, a profession studying mythologies- it's not meant to find "truth" or the "unknowable". You see, where you're confused about the relation between Christianity and the Jesus figure is that you are assuming they are one and the same. They're not. One is a religion, the other is the textual figure the religion is based around.
"No but seriously, I still don't see Christians beheading anyone, stoning ppl to death, amputating as a punishment."
Well, not this century, anyway. Mostly because Christians have moved from the physical forms of forcing submission to the political/economic forms. Why would you need to behead someone if you own most of the world's wealth and resources? You can just starve them to death.
"Pure Christianity is known for peace, love and forgiveness."
Then why is it still holding on to Lex Talonis and holding on to teachings from the Bible that didn't purportedly come directly from Jesus? What is your problem with homosexuals? Jesus never mentioned them, yet Christians seem totally willing to condemn them. The safe bet is because Christians are NOT known for following the precepts of peace, love, and forgiveness that their Christ figure commands. And again, if you want to cherry-pick Muslim texts, the same can be done with your Christian texts-
LUKE 10:10-12 But into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you not, go your ways out into the streets of the same, and say, "It shall be more tolerable in that day for Sodom, than for that city." Entire cities will be violently destroyed and the inhabitants "thrust down to hell" for not "receiving" Jesus and his disciples. Even the very dust of your city, which cleaveth on us, we do wipe off against you: notwithstanding be ye sure of this, that the kingdom of God is come nigh unto you. But I say unto you, that it shall be more tolerable in that day for Sodom, than for that city.
So Jesus says, whoever doesn't accept him or his teachings will be destroyed. Sounds analogous to Muhammad to me.
#(removed comment), Oldfart,
"If you are into mythology and folklore (and maybe wicca) then you are no expert on Christianity since Jesus was no myth and not a subject of folklore."
I am not "into it"- it is my profession. You only solidify your fool's reputation when you think Christianity is not mythology. The word doesn't mean "false god stories" as you assume; it merely refers to the collected stories of religious significance to a specific culture. Thus, Christianity is one mythology. You sound exactly like the Area 51 fanatic that claims aliens are real no matter what one calls their stories. Furthermore, "Wicca", is not a mythology or a folklore- it is a fabricated neo-pagan religion in the same way that Scientology is fabricated. If you knew anything about myth and folk studies, you would realize that. I shouldn't imagine you would- you have a horrible understanding of your own Bible.
"Are all Italians as stupid as you?"
And you follow it with the wonderful, "Christians turn the other cheek" line. How splendid your misplaced prejudices are. I'm an American, by the way... I might even be your neighbor. How do you feel about that?
"Just what parts of the OT do you think are still practised nowadays?"
Most of it if Christians had their way- ten commandments, Lex Talonis, and all. Of course, you think that codes of Lex Talonis are the only parts of Mosaic and Levitican law there are and the rest of the OT mythologies are window dressing. Actually read your Bible to find out what else is in there. Reading a few passages outlined by your priest out of context doesn't help you.
"True muslims do not respect governments or countries,they are obedient only to their religion."
You mean like the "true Christians" who don't hold god above their nations as mandated by their Bibles? The "true" members of any religion are zealous psychopaths. You really do appear to be the same.
"Don't come to the US looking for safety when you discover your muslim 'friends' have turned on you!"
There are plenty of Muslims in the United States already. Fortunately, they aren't as violent or frightening as the Christian terrorists within the country already.
As far as your idea that the Bible has no mention of the Terracentic galaxy:
JUDGES 5:31 So let all thine enemies perish, O LORD: but let them that love him be as the sun when he goeth forth in his might. And the land had rest forty years.
This line refers to the sun traveling forward over the Earth. Not exactly how it works, yeah?
Listen, old guy, I'm sure you went to church for several years to build up this arsenal of spoon-fed talking points, but you're woefully inadequate against someone who has actually read your Bible, and histories of your religion, and critical works about it, and philosophical treatises by its major leaders. Hell, you're completely outmatched.
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220. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Three Atheists
#42, eddie2042,
Of course Christians live by the old testament. The imposition of Jesus as the savior and new covenant did not undo ALL of OT law.
However, you're a VERY POOR CHRISTIAN if you think my samples were cherry picked from only the OT- what sorry, useless Christian doesn't know that Acts and Hebrews are books of the NT? Obviously you. As far as marrying children who "haven't reached puberty", you haven't read much of the Bible or of ethnographic study concerning early Christian life if you think that kind of practice is exclusively Muslim.
I'm a Mythologist/Folklorist by profession... you're in a losing battle here. I know the Bible backward and forward better than you ever will.
#(removed comment), Oldfart,
As with eddie2042, Jesus does not undo all of OT law. Most of "Christian" beliefs still largely utilize practices and mandates writ within OT books and interpretations of them. Obviously, you think that Mosaic and Levitican chapters are the only philosophical teachings of the OT. You're a very poor Christian if you don't realize that.
The "scary Muslims!" statements you make about the European population dwindling are obviously proof of your weird paranoia and bigotry. You're ignoring what makes someone "Muslim" and what makes someone ethnically a member of a country. Most "Muslims" that you fear in the growing population are a much smaller number of immigrants against the far larger number or Muslims born within those countries, nationalized as citizens of those nations and feeling fidelity for those nations. Know any Muslims born in America? Do they call themselves Americans? Of course they do. If large groups of Muslims were truly as violent and crazy in populations of countries they ethnically identify with, as you assume, then most of Asia, eastern Europe, and northern Africa would be in constant large scale turmoil. They're not.
You two need a new line of work.
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221. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Three Atheists
#(removed comment), USAnumber1,
If you want to cherry-pick the Quran for your ignorant talking points, we can do the same with the Bible. How's this for you?
ACTS 3:23 And it shall come to pass, that every soul, which will not hear that prophet, shall be destroyed from among the people.
HEBREWS 9:22 And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.
EXODUS 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
EXODUS 23:27 I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee.
Damn! Christians must be psychotic, murderous assholes if they follow the word of their own Bible so closely! Maybe you should read both books thoroughly for their overwhelming similarities instead of letting your local priest read what he wants to you. And if you HAVE read your Bible, then I'm amazed that you are so ignorant to its own contents.
Additionally, the fact that you apply the ills of SOME Muslim fanatics and fundamentalist philosophers to the ENTIRETY of Islam shows that you're incapable of rational thought. By this logic we can also assume that every Christian alive believes in the interpretation of the Bible foisted by Fred Phelps, that every German during WWII was really a Nazi, and that every Russian alive today is a totalitarian commie.
Your source, Bat Ye'or, grew up Jewish in Egypt and has an agenda against Muslims to begin with because of her childhood. I know, I'VE MET HER. I'll tell you right now, she's right about much of how many of those Muslim rulers run their countries, but their actions are not because they are Muslim- it is because they are totalitarians. They are merely using their Quran as a weapon of propaganda and control. It has nothing to do with Islam, unfortunately, Bat doesn't see it that way because she is a political idiot. Imagine if America was controlled by psychotic idiots like James Dobson or Pat Robertson. They might preach "Christ's love" but they would approve of any law that demands death for anyone who wears mixed fiber clothing (a stretch, I know, but the same sort of stretch you're making to hate Muslims). Can you imagine the laws against divorce? Can you imagine the loss of women's rights? Christianity doesn't make much room for women, does it? Can you imagine the even greater loss of rights for non-Christians? I'm sure you don't care about that, do you? Hypocrite.
#32, #35 Doyouthinkyoucan,
I know that you're a victim of a language barrier here, but if you seriously think that Islam should rule the world, you're just as much kith and kin to USAnumber1 as you are to jihadi.
As far as "history" goes- all that does is show a litany of humanity's evil onto itself DESPITE a religious text. The Quran and the Bible mean nothing in those contexts- you'll see just as much violence in non-Judaic religion (yes, Christianity AND Islam are Jewish branched religions). What is more disturbing is that you claim that Islam is so complex that even you don't understand it- that leads me to believe that you'll do whatever your mullah tells you to do. Grow up and lead yourself.
#36 Sux2bu,
Those treatments of others are NOT a Muslim specific set of practices. You only focus on them because you are looking for scapegoats. Get a new game.
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222. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Three Atheists
Oldfart, you'd better get some fiber in you diet so you can shit your head back out of your ass.
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223. plurft 3 years ago on video Funny accidents Compilation
2:41 looooooooool incoming!!!!!!!!!!
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224. plurft 3 years ago on video Failing long-haired rollerblader
#19 It's okay to try and fail. Looks like he asked a friend to record him trying, to pick the successful take later and use it to show off. Things turned out differently. So it's the camera that is the wrong component, take it away and there's nothing wrong with trying.
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225. plurft 3 years ago on video Three Atheists
I didn't realize there were so many religious fuckwits here.
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226. plurft 3 years ago on video Three Atheists
Eddie2042,
You're an idiot. The level of cognitive dissonance that is required for you to maintain your worldview must be grotesquely enormous. Basic freedoms are NOT given by "Christians" and "Christian morality"- most of the philosophies that informed the "Free World" came from what you would consider "pagan" sources, Greece, Rome, Native Americans, Rationalist movements, etc... Some things came from Christian movements, sure, but they also conveniently ran parallel to the other sources. This is why the American founders use the generic "God" instead of the explicitly identifying "Jehovah", "Yahweh", or "Elohim". Furthermore, they did not intend for America to follow Christian ideology- if it did, ask yourself again why most of the "Ten Commandments" are not heeded by American legislative systems. Ask yourself why broad sections of Mosaic and Levitican are ignored when making your American laws.
Face it, you're a self-righteous, arrogant, and obtuse cultist.
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227. plurft 3 years ago on video Whale Wars
#2 another idea: use torpedoes to kill the whales. (JIC, I'm not being serious)
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228. plurft 3 years ago on video Comfort Wipe commercial
extends your reach 18 inches?! how the hell far do you need to reach?
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229. plurft 3 years ago on video Namco's Muscle March
i wonder what would happen if i showed this game to my friends after a weed smoking session lol.
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230. plurft 3 years ago on video Rock Balancing Art
#2
> The guy, intuitively, is actually solving complex three dimensional equations and their double derivative
Yeah; except he's not, he's balancing rocks.
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231. plurft 3 years ago on video Cat uses MacBook
I wish that cat would have puked all over that Mac, it would have improved it.
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232. plurft 3 years ago on video Family Guy - Peter speaking Italian
Love it!!! And i'm italian!!
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234. plurft 3 years ago on video Crazy Truckers on European Highway
Looks like Bombay... everyday.
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235. plurft 3 years ago on video Sneaky Racoon
#(removed comment) plurft is a name someone used to register an account to put into bugmenot. http://www.bugmenot.com/view/snotr.com
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236. plurft 3 years ago on video Sneaky Racoon
#(removed comment) Just because you have a cat doesn't mean us straight folks can't have any.
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238. plurft 3 years ago on video Cups and steel balls
#3, it's all slight of hand, material management, and misdirection. It's not actually impressive if you know more than a handful of magic tricks. You'll notice how often he rests his hands on the table top- he's rolling the bearings around with them. The large ones he puts in the cups by briefly putting the cups under the table edge and "loading" them. The huge one at the end he pulls from under the table with his left hand and makes it look like it came from the cup by "flipping" it. Nice magic, but a shame that having a video camera on it ruins it for anyone who knows a few tricks and reviews.
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239. plurft 3 years ago on video SIGNS
For some reason I wonder if they'll keep the habit with signs when the relationship goes to the next level
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244. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Fuck: Edward Norton
F U C K
comes from england abd meant or means: Fornication Under the Consense of the King
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245. plurft 3 years ago on video What you shouldn't eat on a date
#9: K In Der K Anal? Hidden messages? Damn germans. :p
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246. plurft 3 years ago on video Huge dust storm in Australia
After that they had a shiny, shiny car
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247. plurft 3 years ago on video Pimp my ride fail
Listen to the engine, if they'd spent some money on that the car would be SLIGHTLY better, but otherwise, just a stupid waste of money. Chronic is clearly black, and they're just about the only people who waste money on shit like that.
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248. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Plaxico Burress Parody
Is that the 2girls1cup music?
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250. plurft 3 years ago on video Quizcall presenter faints
that reminds me of that video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgIvGiOzioc
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251. plurft 3 years ago on video Urban hacker
While this one is a fake, this has been done for real several times by the German Hackers from the CCC (Chaos Computer Club). IIRC they "hacked" houses in Berlin, Paris and somewhere in Canada. Hacking in the means of modifying them to make it work. And it's a bit more work than just connecting a box
Some videos and more information about the real thing here:
http://www.blinkenlights.net/blinkenlights
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252. Comment rated too low. Show this comment plurft 3 years ago on video Pole dancing
For those who don't get it: it's staged.
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253. plurft 3 years ago on video Eating the world's hottest pepper
Yes it is real, the "burning" in your mouth from different peppers is poison in fact the poison attacking. There you see the effect of a to strong poison..
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254. plurft 3 years ago on video Landing in Tegucigalpa, Honduras
That's just crazy. It's amazing how little space he has to actually land the plane. He turns almost 90 degrees just a little ways away from the airport. Most have a straight line right into the landing which makes it 100 times easier.
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256. plurft 4 years ago on video Evolution of Wedding Dance
She's beautiful. Good job, big guy. You done good.
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258. plurft 4 years ago on video Everyday risk
at about 37 seconds, if you look at the floor directly in front of the desk, you can see the wind blowing stuff back away from the door, so it was probably a gust of wind that did it
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259. plurft 4 years ago on video Everyday risk
at about 37 seconds, if you look at the floor directly in front of the desk, you can see the wind blowing stuff back away from the door, so it was probably a gust of wind that did it
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1. plurft 15 days ago on video Baseball Trick Batting Shots
trickshots are becoming lame. everyone knows they try 100s of times and only put the successful one on the internet